Did you know you should not always be boosting?
And that different cars have different stats?
And that the sky road can let you skip hard parts of the stage?
And you should hold down when you land, secret tip there 😉
the BR format solves the problem with racing games where if you get far enough behind it's demotivating because you can never catch up. With the BR format races always feel exciting even if you have no chance to win because you're still desperately fighting to stay in the race period and the GX style boosting risk vs reward feels like a more fair way of fighting other racers than Mario Kart items.
are there turns where you're better off choosing to left off gas or brake or drift but not a combination of them? i'm a shitter and genuinely can't figure out if I should ever be easing off the gas on easier tracks like big blue and mute city.
Seriously feels like there's been some kind of breakthough in terms of how to make racing games more fun online. Probably the best thing first of all is to have players who simply can't keep up get deranked so they can stop playing. Then the Rival system gives players something to achieve besides getting first place. The GPs are a great idea that are easily applicable to other racing games too as they provide a more serious test of skill to whittle down the competition.
>this will help renew interest in the series and get new fans?
Nope. No one even knows the pilots, the plot, or the tricks like banging your car against a moron close to the finish line to reach 1600 mph
Just won my first ever GP after almost choking it all away in the final stretch, and I've gotta say, as someone who's been playing these games ever since F-Zero X, I don't think anything in this series has compared to the sensation of the first time you take the gold in this gauntlet. I didn't think the franchise would ever come back to give me these types of feelings.
in the old game he sucked but they changed the boost mechanic. now it has gx style boosting where your life gauge is your boost gauge. golden fox recovers the most health from health strips therefore he also regains the most boost and can boost more often
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He never used to be, which is the funny thing. Golden Fox had a long-standing reputation of being one of the worst cars across all games until '99 came along.
No, it doesn't. Mapping skyway and normal boosts to the same button ensures that someone out at the front of the pack can't just use the skyway to gain even more distance. It's a really smart gameplay choice.
>love Golden Fox >"i should try the other machines for variety's sake" >Pick Wild Goose >it's the easiest vehicle to use in the game and I start walking into podium positions
I lost all respect for Wild Goose mains, this shit is so brainless
>final stretch of last lap >knock out opponent and end up in first place >freak out and try not to choke >immediately choke and fricking get exploded >burst out laughing at the stupidity of it
oh yeah, i’m thinking it’s kino
>Get to B rank >3rd place in a mini prix >Usually get top 10 or 15 in a grand prix >Constantly unlocking stuff for doing things im unaware of
I feel like if the game wasnt constantly rewarding you id stop playing it, but BRs probably figure its nearly impossible to constantly get 1st so just getting 3rd place is a huge accomplishment
I never felt like that when i tried Pac 99 or Mario 35
There's really something to be said about how chaotic it can be sometimes, the risk and reward, and the hilariously bullshit moments and best of all it's not really that different than a normal F-Zero experience
>go aggressive on KOing people as much as possible for the extra boost bar in a Grand Prix >realize you're the batshit insane murderous GX Master AI on a serial killer spree with more players than the AI could ever wish for
So the Blue Falcon is the worst, right? It's the only one I just can't get a win with and every time I come 10~15th I'm still number one out of 30~ Blue Falcons.
Did you make use of blast turning? Tapping the acceleration button makes handling turns much easier in the GBA games. In Climax you can also hold down when turning to drift more effectively or something. You will lose speed depending on the vehicle when doing those so be mindful of that.
If you really want to experience piloting a rock try using Black Bull in GP Legend and weep.
They can just add the BS F-Zero cars, they're mainly just clones of the original game's racers but Nintendo can just tweak their stats more to make them more unique.
for a long term I can kind of see a few possibilities
-more modes, maybe allowing for 25/50 Man Races by default since the modes exist already; Death Race would be aces for this game
-more tracks, there's hints in the files that BS track data may be there, but you've got BS, MV, GP and Climax for track potential, tons of craziness with a little bit of work
-the game seems balanced and primed around the 4 machines, but it would be nice to have like, ships from some of the other games even if they're cosmetics for the pre-existing 4
I think more interesting than the one BS track data that shares a name is the fact there's signs of completely new tracks.
The one BS track in the list just being named Forest doesn't invoke much confidence in it being the BS F-Zero 2 track since it's a fairly common name. Though since the BS F-Zero 2 tracks were never archived we'll never know, which is kinda fricked up!
The Skull and Bio Rex aren't villains. Skull just loves racing so much he came back from the dead and Bio Rex first wanted to prove his superiority, then he wanted money for food.
Many of them look like villains, but they're just goofy characters. Even the actual villains like Deathborn and Black Shadow stand around doing interviews and signing autographs while they threaten to murder everyone.
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's 80's WWE energy, the Undertaker WILL steal your soul, but also he gives pre-match interviews and travels in the same bus convoy as everyone else.
By all accounts, the engine is a 3D facsimile of all this anyway. there's technically nothing stopping them beyond Switch performance metrics from going F-Zero X style, so yeah this was probably an exec or creative decision.
I doesn't need to be full 3D, but I do wish there was some graphical enhancements like the track feeling more like its levitated high above the ground.
I feel like this game shows that if F Zero were to make a comeback with online play, it'd have to be altered to be more fun to newcomers and more accessible. There needs to be comeback mechanics like the skyway or bumper cars to make it not so demoralizing. GX is a great game but it would not make for a good online experience. 99 plays so well that even if you are losing its still fun.
This is what I keep saying. Multiplayer GX is only fun when people have similar skill levels and in a game where high skill is totally incomparable with low skill, it just doesn't work. What's even the point of playing multiplayer when players are not even able to interact with each other?
Ultimately you're racing against yourself. It's all about improving your times. Being able to go fast despite all the chaos is definitely a difficult skill but even if there's little interaction sometimes all players still are trying to go faster than they did last time.
8 already has F-Zero stuff in it. Watch, 99 & GX remaster will release and the payoff will just be Captain Falcon and a full F-Zero Cup in MK9, with a battle royale mode that has mechanics from FZ99.
You're on Ganker, a board where people post like two games in the same genre can't exist in the same industry and both be good. Stupid or baiting you have to expect it.
There is sales / audience overlap depending on the genre or situation, which is part of the reason why Nintendo seemed to push so hard for Paper Mario to fold into gimmickry alongside IS's moronation so it doesn't compete directly with Mario & Luigi for the RPG spot. Now that AlphaDream is dead with M&L they're freeing that up. About the only exception to the rule seems to be Metroid as a platformer, but that series is rather distinct for Nintendo altogether.
Here’s a blank template if anyone wanted, I had a crazy idea of combining memes to create a new kind of meme, basically Weenie Hut is for kiddies and Salty Spitoon is for Men but with vidya
The climax to the King cup will be nuts, shitters that brake on the healing pad to get health gets rewarded with gold bumpers to catch up
I legitimately can't wait
i fricking LOATHE the fact you can't exit a grand prix race if you crash out when everyone's close to finished, why the frick do you have to wait 2 minutes just to go into spectator mode and then quit
falcon = all arounder
fox = poor grip, low speed, high accel, low hp, recovers hp quickly
goose = decent grip, very high hp, recovers hp slowly
string ray = high grip, high speed, poor accel, decenty hp, better than goose recovery but still not great
Golden Fox accelerates the fastest for an early lead and recovers the most on the lane, which makes it good for boost-happy players that know the tracks. You basically take it to maximize it if you're confident you can keep a good position. The big cost is it slips and slides more so it can be tough to get a handle on, and Fox players aggressively bumped will choke hard because they also die faster.
Fire Stingray is the fastest when at maximum accel and is the best at taking sharp turns and cornering but accelerates the slowest, so it's more of a darkhorse victory of coming up from behind later in a race so long as, again, you know the track well enough, but you don't want to bump much with it or you'll be left in the dust. For dedicated raceybois.
Wild Goose isn't very good for a top position due to BULK, but is excellent for team battles where you want to eliminate the everliving frick out of other players since it's so chunky.
Blue Falcon is when you don't want to specialize and just want to do whatever.
If you're still around: Redout 1 has a better visual style, better ost, better ship handling, better resource management etc. In redout 2, its focused entirely in one mechanic, the superboost, which makes it feel less fun. The ost is also more generic unless they patched better autodj recently. Kaznarians mixes in r1 were just god tier, and you could probably have a fun rave mix if you were a real dj with them.
>first time playing f-zero >stick with blue falcon, feels the best for me >doing good but not perfect >decide to train once >learn to turn around with L/R and falling back down normally >win 1st place 2 grand prix with blue falcon
who would've tought a game gets a bit easier when you actually understand how to play
>Golden Fox was a terrible car for decades. This is the first time that isn't the case.
Agreed. It's high recovery is what makes it viable for the first time, to make up for it's slow speed.
Years ago I had beaten every league on master level with every car except for Knight League with Golden Fox, because I could never beat Death Wind I with it. Every other car inevitably caught up and you'd have to play it perfectly to even have a chance.
I slept on Goose for a while but have come around to it because it's the most "I don't give a frick" machine. It's tough to actually win with but I can consistently place high just by cruising and crowdsurfing.
They're going to milk this for a while, but the mechanics have such a positive reception they'd be stupid for not making a new fully developed F-Zero game and using them.
This highlights the only problem in this game for me
The thruster/afterburner effect is much nicer on the SNES, when you get on the gas it slowly glows brighter with the flame/flicker effect growing stronger
Its much nicer than 99. Maybe an update could tweak this?
I hate that you can change the color of this car. Anyone picking this literal crutch should be forced to drive a pink gaymobile. They need to be ruthlessly humiliated for picking this shit. It's honestly ridiculous that placing first in this ezmode rookiemachine nets you anything other than a pussy. It is scientifically proven that driving this thing turns you into a woman. Trannies take note. "You mad" "Seething" OOOOH YOU GOT ME. I'M MAD ALRIGHT! Tell me why I pick Captain Falcon. MY HERO. The protagonist of the game and STAR of Super Smash Brothers. I start out with a perfectly timed boost, hold down on all my jumps. Spin people off, approach the line first... I do EVERYTHING RIGHT, and then as soon as I cross the line and we all get boost. ZIPAROOOOOOOOOO!!!! THERE GOES SAMURAI GORO AND HIS 3 CLONE BUTT BUDDIES AHEAD OF THE PACK AND SUBSEQUENTLY ALL CHALLENGE. Why is only HE immune to being pinballed around in the pack? Tell me why that's the fate exclusively reserved for Captain Falcon? Does Speed Racer drive some middle-of-the-road jalopy? NO HE DRIVES THE POWERFUL MACH FIVE. A PRECISION RACING MACHINE DESIGNED WITH CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY. Not only is it fast, but it is outfitted with all the latest gadgets just to help Speed win! WIN!!! Yet here's Captain Falcon. 3rd wheel of his OWN GAME. >"Show me your moves!"
haha. Funny! Because I've SEEN your moves, and they're AVERAGE. Who are you even taunting? Not Samurai Goro. Or else he'd pull up, steal the gold, the girls, and ALL THE FANS APPARENTLY. BECAUSE ALL I SEE IS EVERYONE USING THIS FRICKER. YOU AREN'T EVEN THE STAR OF YOUR OWN GAME, FALCON. Damn right I'm mad. Fricking pussies.
>YOU AREN'T EVEN THE STAR OF YOUR OWN GAME, FALCON
Indeed, the only game that states Captain Falcon is the star and protagonist is GX, he's just another pilot in the rest. You must be a Smash secondary feeling confused after the dumb narrative he's been fed all his life doesn't correlate to the actual games he choose not to play up until now. homosexual.
the end of my thumb has been feeling sore from pressing B. trying out using the jointed part of the thumb to give it a rest but it's not very intuitive
Battle Royale and racing is actually one of the best ideas. Filtering losers at the end of the rat pack so they can go get a better chance in another game is better than giving them the hopes of winning against better players by handing them bullshit comeback mechanics.
are fire stingray and golden fox heavily favored in the knight cup just because of the amount of straights on the tracks? who's gotten GP wins on blue falcon or wild goose?
Stingray is the best on literally every track in the original. The difference actually gets worse in the later cups (although it becomes harder to play too).
I've got 3 GP wins with Falcon. My results in Mute City/Big Blue usually aren't great, but I can consistently place first or top 3 in Sand Ocean, Death Wind and Silence.
Some tracks like Mute City 2 are pretty simple, Red Canyon has some design overlap with Sand Ocean and people are already finding that a challenge, but then there are the difficult tracks like White Land 2 and Fire Field. Can Stingrays dominate on Death Wind 2? It's hard to say, there's a good spread of design in the future cups.
>Can Stingrays dominate on Death Wind 2?
Stingray is dangerous on DW2 because of the sharp turns with the arrow boosts, Golden Fox dominates that track.
I appreciate how close this game's physics/controls are to the original game. Mario 35 always sucked since it didn't actually control like SMB1, shit was a NSMB game wearing a NES skin.
My biggest fear about adding the BS machines is that they'll directly port them without redrawing their sprites. They have a more 3D rendered appearance which would clash hard with the early SNES original sprites.
>Grand Prix race 1 >coming up to the last turn on Mute City >Bump into someone on accident >KO >plow through the crowd to try and get a better place >KO >KO >KO
shame i don't know how to make a Webm of it. just fell ass backwards into the "get 5 KOs in a race" award, was amazing.
I just barely remembered to record it in time so the clip starts right as the first KO happened of the 4 (I had one from earlier in the race which made 5). but yeah i have it recorded,
>it's a "Goosevirgin blames other players for his lack of skill episode"
Golden Fox and Fire Stingray are the best machines in the hands of experienced players. To everyone else, they're noob traps.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE THAT THE MAJORITY OF RACERS (GOLDEN FOX, FIRE STINGRAY) ARE THE MOST HOMOSEXUAL EVIDENT BY SAND OCEAN LOSING TO DEATH WIND ALMOST ALL THE TIME
>Big Blue vs Mute City, result is within 3 votes >BB or MC vs anything, landslide win for them >Death Wind vs anything other than BB or MC, landslide win for it >Rare vote that involves none of them is up in the air
>hold down during a jump >thumb moves by a c**thair's width, but still firmly on the down input >go veering off to the right
someone recommend me a controller for the switch that doesn't have a dogshit d-pad, I've been coping with the pro controller for the longest time but this was the final straw
I'm doing okay in this game but I really don't know when to use the drift buttons versus just letting off the gas enough to turn through the corner competently. I main Wild Goose if that matter.
i'm a shitter but it seems to me that drifting is for wide turns, mild sharp turns you can flutter the gas and wide, sharp turns can be a combo of both. i seem to be doing better when i focus more on throttle control than attempting drifts
you don't need friends.
Join a Nintendo Switch community on facebook or some shit. There always people selling space in a family. Most people just split the price in 8, but some homosexuals want to make a profit. Do not pay overprices.
Based and truthpilled. If you didnt win with Goose or Falcon, you didn't actually win. Amazing how many shitters are carried by Golden Fox and Fire Stingray
Holy shit, i was so far in front on Sand Ocean i was lapping people. I was in 1st the entire race aside from a few seconds at the start, but by the time we got to the actual start line i was already in 1st.
Thank you for your sacrifice? You won't make it past the first or second race if all you're doing is intentionally trolling other racers. Thanks for being a free slot (+ whatever other players at the back of the pack you manage to take with you)
Is there a hidden weight stat? Whenever I play goose I don't get bashed around at all, with fox I fly all over the place. Is it maybe dependent on grip?
F-Zero machines can soar through the sky at breakneck speeds, but did you know you can adjust how much time you spend in the air?
Tilting up or down changes the flight of your machine, which can be very helpful for more hang-time or a faster landing. Be sure to press down as you land to avoid losing speed!
By the way, did you know jumping on the ramps refills your spin attack? You can even use those jumps to skip corners of the track! Talk about a fly-by!
Whoops, looks like that's all the time we have for today. See you next time!!
Bart, I've gotta ask. Why do you name your coffee shop the Falcon House, and why do you cover all your walls with pictures of Captain Falcon?
You see awfully obsessed with this Captain Falcon guy.
I'm what you'd call a super fan!
I've been following the F-Zero grand prix for longer than I can remember, and Captain Falcon always manages to win the day! He's such a mysterious fellow. His driving techniques are second to none.
Blue Falcon is so miserable of a ship that I can't evne survive through the Knight Cup
You're just not making the most of your machine's capabilities! It's a middle of the pack sort of machine at times, but that means it can be whatever you need it to be! Spin to win!
If fang from snoot game was an f zero racer how would her f zero outfit look and her racing vehicle? I'd imagine her vehicle looking like her head (since it's aerodynamic) and it be names terrordactyl since the f zero vehicles have them with an animal naming scheme. Her outfit would also probably look like those pseudo two piece bikini outfits like the racers in x and gx have.
The game is so good, but the one thing I'm surprised about is that they didn't add a 5th ship or at least rebalance the original 4. Blue Falcon being dogshit dates back to the original game, as does Stingray being the best. It's odd that they didn't rebalance it, especially since this is focused around multiplayer
Golden Fox is significantly less shit to the point that it can hold its own against Fire Stingray, and Wild Goose just takes advantage of the extra chaos in general. Not my problem that Falcon's still trash.
>F-Zero >A death race that had an accident so bad that even they decided it was too much and tightened up the safety standards.
Also, to be honest. I don't think the races are that deadly. No amount of money would keep everyone racing if death was one flick of the wrist away. There has to be an ejection system or something once the machine cant keep going.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Honestly I've always had a running theory that F-Zero racing is basically the equivalent of Professional Wrestling. Hell GX has all the racers cutting promos.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Nah, the racing is legit but it cant be as dangerous as presented. Not even the insane would keep at it if that was the case.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Eject into what? Space, or an inhospitable planet? Even podracers in Star Wars know they'll fricking die in an instant with one frick up, but that shit doesn't matter. It's just cool for the sake of being cool. Stop being a nerd and applying logic to the scenario.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Well, even in X and onward. The racers show back up in the GP if I recall. So, there has to be something.
It's literally meant to be F-Zero with 99 players, the boost system of the later games, and a few mechanics to help people keep up. It mi8ght have been nice for it to have been something more of its own thing, but oh well.
>It's literally meant to be F-Zero with 99 players
Okay, so let me get this straight. You're okay with >multiplayer >online multiplayer >Battle royale format >special race modes >customized cars (skins, decals, booster) >customized player cards >spin attacks >boost >player controlled bumpers >skyways >gold coins >gold bonus cars
But adding a 5th car would be a step too far for you? Anon, what is this dogshit post that you made? You should have stopped when you realized your own contradiction and pointed out the 99 players and boost system
I was referring to car balance which I don't think they'll modify. I would welcome more cars and tracks and would be especially neat if they got the BS cars and tracks that are otherwise lost forever.
Being the balanced option is almost always shitty in Nintendo games. One of the only exceptions I can think of is Mario actually being solid in Tennis 64 and Hoops 3 on 3.
How would you guys feel if there was a small chance for there to be modifiers to races? Like, spin attacks take half the time to charge. Or boosts last twice as long and use the same energy. Stuff like that?
As its own dedicated mode, that sounds very fun. The sort of thing where you don't know what the adjustment is until the race actually begins. It'd be dogshit as a feature in the regular races and GPs, though. Keep it as an opt-in thing and it'd do fine.
>heard about a trick to get free wins in GPs by entering at the last second >try it out >lobby is a couple of stingray frauds with double digit win counts
Lol
no point not spinning before jumping, since ramps recharge your spin. High chance of trolling someone else trying to ramp at the same time. Good protection.
It's a good idea to do that because as I mentioned in today's tip, a ramp instantly refills your spin attack. You have nothing to lose.
Honestly I've always had a running theory that F-Zero racing is basically the equivalent of Professional Wrestling. Hell GX has all the racers cutting promos.
Disregard GX, it was SEGA behind that plot. It's basically all nonsense in story mode etc.
Jody Summer. She is what many consider the first female F-Zero racer after all.
Jody is too young at this time in lore but White cat is definitely the ideal 5th machine.
>F-Zero >A death race that had an accident so bad that even they decided it was too much and tightened up the safety standards.
Also, to be honest. I don't think the races are that deadly. No amount of money would keep everyone racing if death was one flick of the wrist away. There has to be an ejection system or something once the machine cant keep going.
The racers were crazy like that. Read the comic and see what kind of man Falcon is. But that crash in particular was so bad I imagine no one finished. Falcon got hospitalized long enough to get cloned, Mighty Gazelle got turned into a cyborg, and they shut down the GP for like 10 years.
Well, even in X and onward. The racers show back up in the GP if I recall. So, there has to be something.
The machine is destroyed but not the person. They probably innovated a way to save the racer from death.
Does anyone else find it easier to place high in the later tracks of Knight League? I'll constantly drown in the pack on Mute City, but if I make it to Silence I'm somehow the only one not having trouble with the turns.
The first four tracks of knight league are literally just b urself tracks (if you pilot a stingray) and be good at navigating 500 bomb bumpers while maintaining your lead since Silence is the only track that requires any real track knowledge and practice. The new leagues will be very interesting.
>wears a thong on the outside of here suit
You just know they would censor this or design a completely new suit for her if they did make a new F-Zero game.
Yes, Goose is very underrated. Highest durability so you have more meter to work with. Aside from that, it's only slightly slower than Stingray and has better acceleration to make up for it. Stingray is undoubtedly the best car on paper for time trials, but there are a lot of people arguing that Goose is the better choice for a chaotic game like this
Let's hope they keep it and really embrace the fact that its a tough as balls racer where funny bullshit can happen at any moment, but it's not so foreign that casuals can't have fun too.
Isn't it only like $20 for an entire year? And the game is free if you have it. C'mon, anon.... there's plenty to b***h about with Nintendo's pricing (forever $60 games that never go on sale), but this ain't it
There is an even worse track on the 64DD expansion kit where you race on a big foot than a big hand. Imagine those tight turns with the fingers buy they're shaped like toes instead.
I mean, i've got 13 wins out of a total 158 races, so i'm not shocked people better than me can have 20+ already. and i've only got 6 hours of playtime so far.
3D F-Zero gay here. Do you think there is any chance that this games success could warrant a new 3D F-Zero from Nintendo? I desperately want a GX sequel and is the only Nintendo thing I give a shit about. Like, I would definitely buy a switch or whatever the next console is if a new F-Zero came out.
I did though, it was you who didn't.
(You) did whine.
I did, but it was just a fricking team race.
Also "How to win" guides coming out right now. They are hilariously moronic.
Gib pro tipps!
There are no bomb cars in team races iirc
Did you know you should not always be boosting?
And that different cars have different stats?
And that the sky road can let you skip hard parts of the stage?
And you should hold down when you land, secret tip there 😉
much better than all the guides out there, but I knew these already
lrn2brake
that does help! thx
the BR format solves the problem with racing games where if you get far enough behind it's demotivating because you can never catch up. With the BR format races always feel exciting even if you have no chance to win because you're still desperately fighting to stay in the race period and the GX style boosting risk vs reward feels like a more fair way of fighting other racers than Mario Kart items.
are there turns where you're better off choosing to left off gas or brake or drift but not a combination of them? i'm a shitter and genuinely can't figure out if I should ever be easing off the gas on easier tracks like big blue and mute city.
Seriously feels like there's been some kind of breakthough in terms of how to make racing games more fun online. Probably the best thing first of all is to have players who simply can't keep up get deranked so they can stop playing. Then the Rival system gives players something to achieve besides getting first place. The GPs are a great idea that are easily applicable to other racing games too as they provide a more serious test of skill to whittle down the competition.
brake or get off the gas?
Brake
You guys really think this will help renew interest in the series and get new fans?
yes
I think it has worked well, considering it's just a funky free game that people enjoy
I still believe it's just testing the waters for Mario Kart 99 but if a new f-zero game comes out that would be cool too
You can go into practice but that's about it
>this will help renew interest in the series and get new fans?
Nope. No one even knows the pilots, the plot, or the tricks like banging your car against a moron close to the finish line to reach 1600 mph
Just won my first ever GP after almost choking it all away in the final stretch, and I've gotta say, as someone who's been playing these games ever since F-Zero X, I don't think anything in this series has compared to the sensation of the first time you take the gold in this gauntlet. I didn't think the franchise would ever come back to give me these types of feelings.
Yeah, it's fricking amazing.
This game is intense.
I've had a few races where I almost took first, but I choke. I know I'll get there eventually but the thrill is insane when you get ahead.
It’s because you’re playing against real people
>Finally get to show the world Fire Stingray's superiority
I told you Falcongays for years that Goroh is #1
Everybody back in the old days said the Stingray was the best vehicle. Who didn't?
>mfw i killed the guy in first place as a Lucky Bumper.
he got too nervous.
See this shit is hilarious. People need to not take the game so seriously.
>See this shit is hilarious. People need to not take the game so seriously.
This. I fricking love this game and all its bullshit moments, because it's lore accurate.
What a terrifying sight it must've been, 2 reds, a lucky and a regular bumper, all in line.
HAHAHAHAHA
Dude got Silence'd.
I somehow recovered and finished 4th even after choking like this once.
Where's your durability now, gooseshit?
>safe 20
>4/4
Dude almost won a GP. Almost.
You're not gonna believe this but I'm one of those four rivals
Are you Decrypt? I keep seeing that name.
nobody chokes like big dick motherfricker mike
I swear these corners have killed so many people.
Yep that's a certified F-Zero moment
Cole are you okay?
So, cole are you okay?
Will you tell us that you're okay?
>Foxes and Stingrays are sneaky frauds
>Falcons are outclassed
>Geese are chads
It checks out.
Good work winning that tutorial race kid. You run good. Now, go get your own car and we'll see how you do in a crowd.
As someone who never plays the SNES or GBA games why is the gold fox good
you can boost and frickup a lot
in the old game he sucked but they changed the boost mechanic. now it has gx style boosting where your life gauge is your boost gauge. golden fox recovers the most health from health strips therefore he also regains the most boost and can boost more often
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He never used to be, which is the funny thing. Golden Fox had a long-standing reputation of being one of the worst cars across all games until '99 came along.
Wait until they add more courses, Golden Fox and Stingray enthusiasts will be pretty quiet by then
Golden Fox was great in GP Legend and Climax. Pretty solid in X too as long though the weak body meant it couldn't abuse wall drifting.
>it's a skyway drops you right onto a bumper bomb episode
this happened to me moments ago.
i was first in the final curve of mute city and i fricking died.
>Me 0.03 seconds before crashing into a bomb and dying
I CAN'T LOSE IN MY FIRE STINGRAY
*laughs*
>reach top speed
>simply maintain speed at all costs
>conserve boost
>?????
>rieki
I uninstalled it after 15 minutes. Not having this shit take up space.
PicoCHADS how many ships did you rape today?
Picobros...
My record so far is of only 3 KOs (with the Goose, ofc)
I don't feel so good pico bros
Remove Bumpercuck players from Grand Prix.
bumberchads are kino though
Without fail, top 3 is always a name with japanese kanji
You mocked Golden Fox for the last time
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does someone have the music that plays when you are a lucky bumper?
>Golden Fox is good now.
It was a 30+ year old vengeance, but it finally happened.
I loved it in GX even if it wasn’t a Fat Shark or Black Bull.
I get all of my 1st place rankings in the goose.
skyway needs to be a seperate button
No, it doesn't. Mapping skyway and normal boosts to the same button ensures that someone out at the front of the pack can't just use the skyway to gain even more distance. It's a really smart gameplay choice.
holy frick I got 1st in a GP with blue falcon. now I don't have to play this worthless piece of trash vehicle anymore
wait 'til they add new badges when the rest of the cups are playable.
Better hope they don't add the BS cars.
>love Golden Fox
>"i should try the other machines for variety's sake"
>Pick Wild Goose
>it's the easiest vehicle to use in the game and I start walking into podium positions
I lost all respect for Wild Goose mains, this shit is so brainless
>got my first win in a race
>it was during a Grand Prix, so it doesn’t count
Many such cases
blue falcon bros we gonna eat good in the queen league update
>final stretch of last lap
>knock out opponent and end up in first place
>freak out and try not to choke
>immediately choke and fricking get exploded
>burst out laughing at the stupidity of it
oh yeah, i’m thinking it’s kino
So how much longevity do you think this game will have?
With support? A good year maybe.
Without support? No more than 4-5 months
>Get to B rank
>3rd place in a mini prix
>Usually get top 10 or 15 in a grand prix
>Constantly unlocking stuff for doing things im unaware of
I feel like if the game wasnt constantly rewarding you id stop playing it, but BRs probably figure its nearly impossible to constantly get 1st so just getting 3rd place is a huge accomplishment
I never felt like that when i tried Pac 99 or Mario 35
If you dont finish 1st constantly, you'll need to get better and faster.
Sorry im not a japanese guy who plays the original f-zero to death and has even more experience with the 2D entries like Climax and Satellaview
The game has tons of rewards for even just getting top 25 let alone top 10 so that positive feedback loop is why its not frustrating to get 2nd
I cant even get 1st in mario kart 8 but that game runs like dog shit online compared to this one
where the stingrays at?
How it FEELS to rank 1st place as Golden Fox
A fellow man of culture I see
Aren't there more pros using the goose than the stingray?
Can we all agree?
There's really something to be said about how chaotic it can be sometimes, the risk and reward, and the hilariously bullshit moments and best of all it's not really that different than a normal F-Zero experience
>go aggressive on KOing people as much as possible for the extra boost bar in a Grand Prix
>realize you're the batshit insane murderous GX Master AI on a serial killer spree with more players than the AI could ever wish for
For me it was Rumbleverse but it literally died within 12 months so this will have to do. Fricking RIP.
>For me it was Rumbleverse
was literally going to post this. only good "traditional" modern BR to ever be made, ripperoni
they literally asked for it tbh. noone wants to play characters that look this hideous
X is better than GX
is nintendo giving platinum point rewards for playing this game? that could keep players coming back
Got second in a Grand Prix. Could be mad but I feel like I’m getting better.
>tied for first in a race
How is this possible?
So the Blue Falcon is the worst, right? It's the only one I just can't get a win with and every time I come 10~15th I'm still number one out of 30~ Blue Falcons.
literally 1987
>Saving time with the Port Town II shortcut is not allowed
Seen a guy pull a 1st place win with goose on a mini-prix. If you can do it there, you can do it on a grand-prix.
Anyone here played Climax? Is that game supposed to control the way that it does? It's like you can barely turn, even when drifting.
I did last year
I think so? Haven't had any problems but I've played a ton of GP Legend and Maximum Velocity
Did you make use of blast turning? Tapping the acceleration button makes handling turns much easier in the GBA games. In Climax you can also hold down when turning to drift more effectively or something. You will lose speed depending on the vehicle when doing those so be mindful of that.
If you really want to experience piloting a rock try using Black Bull in GP Legend and weep.
Do you guys think we'll get any other cars added and replicated in the F-zero style?
I like the color/decal variety, but I wonder what else they can do to extend the game's longevity.
They can just add the BS F-Zero cars, they're mainly just clones of the original game's racers but Nintendo can just tweak their stats more to make them more unique.
https://strategywiki.org/wiki/BS_F-Zero_Grand_Prix/Cars
THE LUNA BOMBER IS FAT
They might add the BS cars since they should still have the sprites for them but that's about all I can see them doing.
for a long term I can kind of see a few possibilities
-more modes, maybe allowing for 25/50 Man Races by default since the modes exist already; Death Race would be aces for this game
-more tracks, there's hints in the files that BS track data may be there, but you've got BS, MV, GP and Climax for track potential, tons of craziness with a little bit of work
-the game seems balanced and primed around the 4 machines, but it would be nice to have like, ships from some of the other games even if they're cosmetics for the pre-existing 4
I think more interesting than the one BS track data that shares a name is the fact there's signs of completely new tracks.
The one BS track in the list just being named Forest doesn't invoke much confidence in it being the BS F-Zero 2 track since it's a fairly common name. Though since the BS F-Zero 2 tracks were never archived we'll never know, which is kinda fricked up!
>there's signs of completely new tracks.
I hope they take some of the GX track themes like Casino Palace or Green Plant and give them an SNES spin.
new cars is hard to say. they have a pretty good balance with the cars already in the game.
There were some datamined machine names
>bull
>fang
>shark
>hawk
>phantom
So it seems they were at least experimenting with the idea
>shark
OH NO!
>Black Shadow
>Bio Rex
>Don Genie
>Blood Falcon
>The Skull
Fat Shark would be fricking hilarious in this setting.
BLOOD HAWK BROS
Those are ALL villain cars. Where are the likes of Jodie Summers, Mighty Gazelle and Jack Levin?
The Skull and Bio Rex aren't villains. Skull just loves racing so much he came back from the dead and Bio Rex first wanted to prove his superiority, then he wanted money for food.
>Skull just loves racing so much he came back from the dead
literally the ghost of dale
He sure as hell LOOKS like one.
Many of them look like villains, but they're just goofy characters. Even the actual villains like Deathborn and Black Shadow stand around doing interviews and signing autographs while they threaten to murder everyone.
It's 80's WWE energy, the Undertaker WILL steal your soul, but also he gives pre-match interviews and travels in the same bus convoy as everyone else.
Technically The Skull was brought back by corporate science necromancers, but it was also just because they wanted him to race.
More tracks are more important than cars. Shit gets old fast
There's new tracks datamined in the files (not SNES tracks), but not sure if anyone has found additional drivers
They definitely have something here, it will be a shame to see nintendo squander it.
>1st in team battle doesn't count for place 1st in a race
Just came in 3rd on a Grand Prix. My best ever.
Jesus, this game makes me feel like Patrick when he's messing with the Ships control and it looks like a joystick.
>3d maps got scrapped because some nintendo exec homosexual told them not to diverge from nostalgiashit too hard
Source?
https://twitter.com/LuigiBlood/status/1703350426572095723
Thanks babe
Soulless. HD versions of the original mode 7 tracks is leagues better and more appropriate.
By all accounts, the engine is a 3D facsimile of all this anyway. there's technically nothing stopping them beyond Switch performance metrics from going F-Zero X style, so yeah this was probably an exec or creative decision.
I doesn't need to be full 3D, but I do wish there was some graphical enhancements like the track feeling more like its levitated high above the ground.
The Blue Falcon is hopeless, no hope of winning anything with that piece of shit
Finally unlocked the Silence card backdrop with a 01'47"99
I'd kill for a halfpipe map or the long tube. Those were my favourites.
Remember that fake Japanese F-Zero Twitter account that posted gay porn when the Direct came?
I feel like this game shows that if F Zero were to make a comeback with online play, it'd have to be altered to be more fun to newcomers and more accessible. There needs to be comeback mechanics like the skyway or bumper cars to make it not so demoralizing. GX is a great game but it would not make for a good online experience. 99 plays so well that even if you are losing its still fun.
This is what I keep saying. Multiplayer GX is only fun when people have similar skill levels and in a game where high skill is totally incomparable with low skill, it just doesn't work. What's even the point of playing multiplayer when players are not even able to interact with each other?
GX wouldn't even make for a good offline experience for newcomers, they'd get to about the casino level in story mode before crying.
Ultimately you're racing against yourself. It's all about improving your times. Being able to go fast despite all the chaos is definitely a difficult skill but even if there's little interaction sometimes all players still are trying to go faster than they did last time.
Choose your path!
F-Zero 99 with Mario Kart machine skins that send players flying off of the track when they're KO'd
i have never once gotten in top 8 in any online mario kart grand prix. its more fun to lose in f zero 99
Mario Kart 9 will put F-Zero back in it's grave when they release it.
8 already has F-Zero stuff in it. Watch, 99 & GX remaster will release and the payoff will just be Captain Falcon and a full F-Zero Cup in MK9, with a battle royale mode that has mechanics from FZ99.
GX remaster is never happening.
Can more than one racing game not coexist on the same platform? I mean they're completely different from one another.
You're on Ganker, a board where people post like two games in the same genre can't exist in the same industry and both be good. Stupid or baiting you have to expect it.
There is sales / audience overlap depending on the genre or situation, which is part of the reason why Nintendo seemed to push so hard for Paper Mario to fold into gimmickry alongside IS's moronation so it doesn't compete directly with Mario & Luigi for the RPG spot. Now that AlphaDream is dead with M&L they're freeing that up. About the only exception to the rule seems to be Metroid as a platformer, but that series is rather distinct for Nintendo altogether.
Here’s a blank template if anyone wanted, I had a crazy idea of combining memes to create a new kind of meme, basically Weenie Hut is for kiddies and Salty Spitoon is for Men but with vidya
except that's the softie spittoon idiot
should be weenie hut jr (european extreme)
>weenie hut jr (one down)
Lol I can’t wait for Fire Field
Good one!
The climax to the King cup will be nuts, shitters that brake on the healing pad to get health gets rewarded with gold bumpers to catch up
I legitimately can't wait
Reverse the signs. MK8D 200cc is faster than F-Zero 99
Anyone got tips for getting as many kills as possible? I will never win a race so I just want to whoop as much ass as possible
Are you driving THE GOOSE? if not, course correct immediately
i fricking LOATHE the fact you can't exit a grand prix race if you crash out when everyone's close to finished, why the frick do you have to wait 2 minutes just to go into spectator mode and then quit
To rub salt on the wound.
Just close the game and reopen it. Pretty stupid but yeah. 5 second process at most.
jusr press the start button, bro.
No, really. there is a button with the option to exit from spectator mode.
Someone give me the basics of each car. I won with the pink one three times, but everytime I touch another car I fricking suck.
falcon = all arounder
fox = poor grip, low speed, high accel, low hp, recovers hp quickly
goose = decent grip, very high hp, recovers hp slowly
string ray = high grip, high speed, poor accel, decenty hp, better than goose recovery but still not great
Now grade the BS Machines
They're clones of the originals.
All ugly as sin
Chink knock off tier
Golden Fox accelerates the fastest for an early lead and recovers the most on the lane, which makes it good for boost-happy players that know the tracks. You basically take it to maximize it if you're confident you can keep a good position. The big cost is it slips and slides more so it can be tough to get a handle on, and Fox players aggressively bumped will choke hard because they also die faster.
Fire Stingray is the fastest when at maximum accel and is the best at taking sharp turns and cornering but accelerates the slowest, so it's more of a darkhorse victory of coming up from behind later in a race so long as, again, you know the track well enough, but you don't want to bump much with it or you'll be left in the dust. For dedicated raceybois.
Wild Goose isn't very good for a top position due to BULK, but is excellent for team battles where you want to eliminate the everliving frick out of other players since it's so chunky.
Blue Falcon is when you don't want to specialize and just want to do whatever.
>Blue Falcon is when you want to sandbag
ftfy
If you didn't use blue falcon, you didn't beat the game.
xD i LOVE this me me
You also gotta use this controller
Am using blue falcon and pic related. My highest so far for standard 99 mode is second place. I don't know if I'm gonna make it...
why would you use that garbage controller
I'm quite the masochist frankly. But I just like it, and have had it for some time now. Might as well use it.
Never mind I did it kek
Nice one, anon.
If you're still around: Redout 1 has a better visual style, better ost, better ship handling, better resource management etc. In redout 2, its focused entirely in one mechanic, the superboost, which makes it feel less fun. The ost is also more generic unless they patched better autodj recently. Kaznarians mixes in r1 were just god tier, and you could probably have a fun rave mix if you were a real dj with them.
Och laddie, ye didnae eat tha porridge!
>first time playing f-zero
>stick with blue falcon, feels the best for me
>doing good but not perfect
>decide to train once
>learn to turn around with L/R and falling back down normally
>win 1st place 2 grand prix with blue falcon
who would've tought a game gets a bit easier when you actually understand how to play
Getting hit by a lucky bumper hurts so much especially since you know some smug low-rank shitter is behind it
If they were able to hit you then they're not actually low rank.
i'm a GP winner and i frick Black folk up when is my turn to be the lucky bumper.
get mad.
READY 3 2 1
When am I supposed to press B to gain that extra boost?
right before the GO, you hold into it
As close to GO! as possible
different cars have different timings but generally before go pops up
FRICK YESSSSSSSS
FINISHED 1ST ON SILENCE FOR THE FIRST TIME TOO
THIS GAME IS SO INTENSE
I LOVE THIS SHIP
THANK YOU DOCTOR
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>Golden Fox
You didn't win
I'd say that's you if you weren't first, buddy
Coping and seething
>Golden fox
you didn't win
>Golden fox
You didn't win
>Golden Fox
You didn't win
congratulations, doc.
CAPTCHA: SPAMA
If wild goose is so good why the frick am I doing so atrociously bad with it goddamn I was doing better with blue falcon
>not playing as blue falcon
you didn't win
>prix with a guy with over 99 wins
ok
Those chaps trying to rank on the leaderboards are nuts, I doubt they ever sleep
>First couple of days everyone tells me golden fox is underpowered
>Now everyone says it's overpowered
what gives
The were operating off of SNES experience where the Golden Fox was indeed underpowered.
The really good drivers got used to racing with it, and the results spoke for themselves.
Golden Fox was a terrible car for decades. This is the first time that isn't the case. It's been really interesting seeing it thrive in this new game.
>Golden Fox was a terrible car for decades. This is the first time that isn't the case.
Agreed. It's high recovery is what makes it viable for the first time, to make up for it's slow speed.
Years ago I had beaten every league on master level with every car except for Knight League with Golden Fox, because I could never beat Death Wind I with it. Every other car inevitably caught up and you'd have to play it perfectly to even have a chance.
I've seen players cards have a white sparkle animation over it. Is that a specific frame or what?
It's from the skin for coming 1st in a GP with the vehicle
Ahh I see. Thank you
that's me.
Wild Goose: Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
I slept on Goose for a while but have come around to it because it's the most "I don't give a frick" machine. It's tough to actually win with but I can consistently place high just by cruising and crowdsurfing.
min/max gays always ruin these kinds of games
So Nintendo's gonna make an actual Fzero game now that its clear that people are still interested, right?
They're going to milk this for a while, but the mechanics have such a positive reception they'd be stupid for not making a new fully developed F-Zero game and using them.
Is it just me or does this actually play a lot slower than other games in the franchise? Even F-Zero on NES feels faster than 99.
it's because of some weird frickery with the view distance. Seeing father makes you feel slower
I don't know. The tiles appear to scroll by much faster on the SNES and I'm not sure the tracks have the same size at all.
Meant SNES
>F-Zero on NES
>F-Zero
>NES
itś just the feeling.
The speed is literally the same.
I think it's the resolution and the lack of CRT effects/artefacts.
Weird. But I'm glad they didn't nerf the speed after all.
This highlights the only problem in this game for me
The thruster/afterburner effect is much nicer on the SNES, when you get on the gas it slowly glows brighter with the flame/flicker effect growing stronger
Its much nicer than 99. Maybe an update could tweak this?
I hate that you can change the color of this car. Anyone picking this literal crutch should be forced to drive a pink gaymobile. They need to be ruthlessly humiliated for picking this shit. It's honestly ridiculous that placing first in this ezmode rookiemachine nets you anything other than a pussy. It is scientifically proven that driving this thing turns you into a woman. Trannies take note. "You mad" "Seething" OOOOH YOU GOT ME. I'M MAD ALRIGHT! Tell me why I pick Captain Falcon. MY HERO. The protagonist of the game and STAR of Super Smash Brothers. I start out with a perfectly timed boost, hold down on all my jumps. Spin people off, approach the line first... I do EVERYTHING RIGHT, and then as soon as I cross the line and we all get boost. ZIPAROOOOOOOOOO!!!! THERE GOES SAMURAI GORO AND HIS 3 CLONE BUTT BUDDIES AHEAD OF THE PACK AND SUBSEQUENTLY ALL CHALLENGE. Why is only HE immune to being pinballed around in the pack? Tell me why that's the fate exclusively reserved for Captain Falcon? Does Speed Racer drive some middle-of-the-road jalopy? NO HE DRIVES THE POWERFUL MACH FIVE. A PRECISION RACING MACHINE DESIGNED WITH CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY. Not only is it fast, but it is outfitted with all the latest gadgets just to help Speed win! WIN!!! Yet here's Captain Falcon. 3rd wheel of his OWN GAME.
>"Show me your moves!"
haha. Funny! Because I've SEEN your moves, and they're AVERAGE. Who are you even taunting? Not Samurai Goro. Or else he'd pull up, steal the gold, the girls, and ALL THE FANS APPARENTLY. BECAUSE ALL I SEE IS EVERYONE USING THIS FRICKER. YOU AREN'T EVEN THE STAR OF YOUR OWN GAME, FALCON. Damn right I'm mad. Fricking pussies.
>Tell me why I pick Captain Falcon. MY HERO.
fricking kek
Falconbros IT'S NOT FRICKING FAIR
>YOU AREN'T EVEN THE STAR OF YOUR OWN GAME, FALCON
Indeed, the only game that states Captain Falcon is the star and protagonist is GX, he's just another pilot in the rest. You must be a Smash secondary feeling confused after the dumb narrative he's been fed all his life doesn't correlate to the actual games he choose not to play up until now. homosexual.
Paint your clown car whatever color you want. I know what color is in your heart.
Falcucks stay losing to superior nipponese thrusters
If this ain't some bullshit
stop boosting like a moron and spin when you are getting in a crowded hard turn.
This happened to me when I was on my last race to get a survive for 10 races in a row badge. I couldn't even be mad because it was so funny.
Should have spun just to cover your ass, you can even see him coming for half a second.
It's on cooldown
For me its racing games where you rather just kill the competition. Carmageddon and Road Rash.
the end of my thumb has been feeling sore from pressing B. trying out using the jointed part of the thumb to give it a rest but it's not very intuitive
Post near wins
I'm surprised that counted as a finish at all
Same, at least I finally did get a win on that track though
naisu
wow
Same energy
>The meaning of truth mentally playing in my head as I go from 30th to 1st on the final lap
>Golden Fox mains on Mute City 3
>Wild goose mains seeing other racers on fire field
>datamined cars
frick yes
Is there a good use for quick turning? I try to use it over drift turning but it never seems to work better
Battle Royale and racing is actually one of the best ideas. Filtering losers at the end of the rat pack so they can go get a better chance in another game is better than giving them the hopes of winning against better players by handing them bullshit comeback mechanics.
it's not like death racing hasn't been a thing for a while, just nobody ever played those "last place blows up every lap" modes in most games
are fire stingray and golden fox heavily favored in the knight cup just because of the amount of straights on the tracks? who's gotten GP wins on blue falcon or wild goose?
I'm curious if anyone has gotten GP wins or consistent wins in general with wild goose.
I see blue falcons win grand prix surprisingly often.
Stingray is the best on literally every track in the original. The difference actually gets worse in the later cups (although it becomes harder to play too).
I've got GP wins on every kart, just play each kart to their strengths even if it means being a Super Boost squatter
Oh, I even had a pic saved. Shame it's my first near BF win, I've had a better one
Last night another goose and myself took 2nd and 3rd in the grand prix (1st was a stingger) so it's definitely possible.
I've got 3 GP wins with Falcon. My results in Mute City/Big Blue usually aren't great, but I can consistently place first or top 3 in Sand Ocean, Death Wind and Silence.
Some tracks like Mute City 2 are pretty simple, Red Canyon has some design overlap with Sand Ocean and people are already finding that a challenge, but then there are the difficult tracks like White Land 2 and Fire Field. Can Stingrays dominate on Death Wind 2? It's hard to say, there's a good spread of design in the future cups.
>Can Stingrays dominate on Death Wind 2?
Stingray is dangerous on DW2 because of the sharp turns with the arrow boosts, Golden Fox dominates that track.
I appreciate how close this game's physics/controls are to the original game. Mario 35 always sucked since it didn't actually control like SMB1, shit was a NSMB game wearing a NES skin.
oh frick the "Forest" track that was datamined looks nothing like the F-Zero 2 track (mute city layout notwithstanding)
Satellaview bros....
honestly, brand new tracks not based on any existing games would be even better
though I still want the satellaview machines
That'd be the first time they've ever been released state side then, right?
My biggest fear about adding the BS machines is that they'll directly port them without redrawing their sprites. They have a more 3D rendered appearance which would clash hard with the early SNES original sprites.
Yeah they sort of look like they were made through 3D renders.
>Grand Prix race 1
>coming up to the last turn on Mute City
>Bump into someone on accident
>KO
>plow through the crowd to try and get a better place
>KO
>KO
>KO
shame i don't know how to make a Webm of it. just fell ass backwards into the "get 5 KOs in a race" award, was amazing.
Did you record it on your switch?
I just barely remembered to record it in time so the clip starts right as the first KO happened of the 4 (I had one from earlier in the race which made 5). but yeah i have it recorded,
See if this works, never tried making a webm before
It works
>KO right before the finish line
If you weren't already using it, webm for lazys is the best to use
that has to be the rarest award as there is no consistent way to get it
Go for kills on Port Town and kill gray bumpers as well.
lets say they would add more f zero machines.
who would you put in?
Silver Rat
Super and Mrs Arrow
White Cat
Red Gazelle
Deep Claw
Everyone including super stingray, super falcon, and super cat
>it's a "Goosevirgin blames other players for his lack of skill episode"
Golden Fox and Fire Stingray are the best machines in the hands of experienced players. To everyone else, they're noob traps.
Does this game have an offline mode?
i think practice mode can be played offline
They should have an official, open scoreboard showing which vehicle won the most to encourage the tribalism
They should do F-Zero GX
WHAT A COINCIDENCE THAT THE MAJORITY OF RACERS (GOLDEN FOX, FIRE STINGRAY) ARE THE MOST HOMOSEXUAL EVIDENT BY SAND OCEAN LOSING TO DEATH WIND ALMOST ALL THE TIME
oval go brrr
>Big Blue vs Mute City, result is within 3 votes
>BB or MC vs anything, landslide win for them
>Death Wind vs anything other than BB or MC, landslide win for it
>Rare vote that involves none of them is up in the air
Funny, because Death Wind I almost never gets picked over Sand Ocean in any of my races.
luv me space nascar
>Being srprised that video games are overrun with shit dicks and weebs
I like stingrays.
Steve Irwin died because of your kind
homosexual
Yeah I didn't. Because it's not real mode 7 so I fricking dropped it.
I'm not a chad if I've never won a race
frick that was wrong image
one more time... now #Stingraychads..
>WHERE
ARE
>WE
AT???
Flip the image and you can have a good check em gif.
I wish mario 35 was against real players in the same match as you like the fan game version
More racers when?
so when does queens league start?
I hope tomorrow, when the leader board resets.
It's hard to go out of your way to get a KO, it's more like the opportunity presents itself.
nobody won, it's f-zero 99
>taking someone to pinball town as a bumper car
I dont care if i dont get 1st, i care that others get disqualified since im not even good at this game so i just kill people and get a decent spot
>hold down during a jump
>thumb moves by a c**thair's width, but still firmly on the down input
>go veering off to the right
someone recommend me a controller for the switch that doesn't have a dogshit d-pad, I've been coping with the pro controller for the longest time but this was the final straw
LETS SETTLE THIS IN THE GRAND PRIX
NOT HERE, ITS THE COWARDS WAY
I refuse to believe anyone gets a KO intentionally
only when they're smoking ahead of me and I have boost and spin
>I refuse to believe anyone plays wild goose
just spin or ram the smoking gays.
KO grey bumpers for long term GP boosts, KO other players to display your dominance.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but if you KO grey bumpers, you don't get a health refill.
Yeah they don't, unless he's talking about the bonus points you earn at the end of the race
You gain bonus energy from a gray bumper KO, but not a complete refill.
Gotcha, so it's not an immediate gain, but you are better for it.
>not an immediate gain
You still get the gain's worth of energy, it can easily add another boost to your lap.
you don't however it does boost your max power gauge as if you KO'd another player
I go for them when I see them, But I'm a top 10 regular so it rarely happens.
I did once, saw my chance and boosted right into him
Managed 6th place in that latest Grand Prix, my hands hurt.
They definitely got to add in password play
I'm doing okay in this game but I really don't know when to use the drift buttons versus just letting off the gas enough to turn through the corner competently. I main Wild Goose if that matter.
You do both
I don't really know what I'm doing either, but I swear it's just faster to let go of the gas and NOT slide
i'm a shitter but it seems to me that drifting is for wide turns, mild sharp turns you can flutter the gas and wide, sharp turns can be a combo of both. i seem to be doing better when i focus more on throttle control than attempting drifts
Ok
Pussies never voting for Death Wind
If you wait for the last second to join Grand Prix do you think you can end up in a room that's mostly bots?
if nothing else, you'll be in a room full of shitters trying the same thing
Do I need to pay for switch online to play?
It's exclusively made for NSO, yes
Yes, like Tetris 99 and the NES/SNES/GB ROMs it comes with the service.
look for a family and pay like 8-10 bucks a year for the complete online with expansion pack
having friends is hard though
you don't need friends.
Join a Nintendo Switch community on facebook or some shit. There always people selling space in a family. Most people just split the price in 8, but some homosexuals want to make a profit. Do not pay overprices.
I'd like to help you, but my family is full.
>facebook
that's scary
Nintendo communities are pretty chill. At least on my Hispanic country. I used to be the admin of a 25k+ community, but i got bored and archived it.
In my experience, tendies do not scam each other.
>death wind
>miss 1 boost
>rank out
>touch dirt
>rank out
i just want to SEE silence for once
Tell me how does it feel to get 1st? Do you cum?
I mean i cum when i get top 10 because it means im better than 80 other players
Only the first few times.
I was in first for 20 seconds before dying, and I'm still riding that high.
Both times I've gotten first it wasn't even close to my fastest run
Based and truthpilled. If you didnt win with Goose or Falcon, you didn't actually win. Amazing how many shitters are carried by Golden Fox and Fire Stingray
Bumper KOs are OP as frick dudes. Actually try to take them out. Literally free max boost.
what are the bumper cars even supposed to be, lorewise? intentionally placed hazards? other racers?
Don't know, but there in one of GX's story mode missions for what it's worth.
Which ones? If it's the bomb mission I'm pretty sure those are supposed to just be pedestrian cars since it's not a GP
Originally they were other racers, but now they are intentionally placed hazards.
F-Zero is a death race for the amusement of bored, sadistic richgays.
is this the real GOTY?
It's currently threatening to get into my Top 10 out of basically nowhere which is nice. That makes two shadowdrops this year that I ended up loving.
Holy shit, i was so far in front on Sand Ocean i was lapping people. I was in 1st the entire race aside from a few seconds at the start, but by the time we got to the actual start line i was already in 1st.
You'll know you're doing well when you hit the golden bumper in 1st
That sounds amazing. Imagine finally getting in sight of the guy in first and he just fricks off to the skyway.
Did the other 99 games get this much attention?
Tetris and Mario 35 both did, both great games too especially Tetris 99, unironically the main thing keeping me subbed to nso all these years
>I joined the Grand Prix just to kill people
Thank you for your sacrifice? You won't make it past the first or second race if all you're doing is intentionally trolling other racers. Thanks for being a free slot (+ whatever other players at the back of the pack you manage to take with you)
>he thinks I'm at the back of the pack
My wins are in the double digits, anon. I'm coming for YOU!
>and then everyone clapped
Now now, no need for all that just doing what anyone else would.
this homie is unbelievable mad
Is there a hidden weight stat? Whenever I play goose I don't get bashed around at all, with fox I fly all over the place. Is it maybe dependent on grip?
if anything it's probably the durability stat.
https://strategywiki.org/wiki/F-Zero/Machines
It wasn't hidden in the original game, but it is a stat
Original F-Zero did in fact have weight mechanics and Goose existed specifically to smash enemies into the side.
Yo! Wasn't today's F-Zero 99 thread interesting?!
F-Zero machines can soar through the sky at breakneck speeds, but did you know you can adjust how much time you spend in the air?
Tilting up or down changes the flight of your machine, which can be very helpful for more hang-time or a faster landing. Be sure to press down as you land to avoid losing speed!
By the way, did you know jumping on the ramps refills your spin attack? You can even use those jumps to skip corners of the track! Talk about a fly-by!
Whoops, looks like that's all the time we have for today. See you next time!!
Thank's for the tip Bart-anon
Bart, I've gotta ask. Why do you name your coffee shop the Falcon House, and why do you cover all your walls with pictures of Captain Falcon?
You see awfully obsessed with this Captain Falcon guy.
I'm what you'd call a super fan!
I've been following the F-Zero grand prix for longer than I can remember, and Captain Falcon always manages to win the day! He's such a mysterious fellow. His driving techniques are second to none.
You're just not making the most of your machine's capabilities! It's a middle of the pack sort of machine at times, but that means it can be whatever you need it to be! Spin to win!
I just realized they call him Bart because he's a BarTender.
If fang from snoot game was an f zero racer how would her f zero outfit look and her racing vehicle? I'd imagine her vehicle looking like her head (since it's aerodynamic) and it be names terrordactyl since the f zero vehicles have them with an animal naming scheme. Her outfit would also probably look like those pseudo two piece bikini outfits like the racers in x and gx have.
So. What's better?
Using the stick or the d-pad?
>Use dpad
>Go over a jump
>Accidentally roll my thumb vaguely in a direction
>Veer off into the void
I've been using stick personally
Anyone else really like that it she "1/13 Stingrays" stat that it shows you after races?
>stingraygay outs himself
what're you gonna do about it from all the way back there, pussy?
Challengin anons to grand prix when there is only 5minutes left
you tried
Blue Falcon is so miserable of a ship that I can't evne survive through the Knight Cup
The tracks the falcon performs well on aren't out yet.
and never will be
how will you cope when all the tracks drop and he's still bottom shit?
The game is so good, but the one thing I'm surprised about is that they didn't add a 5th ship or at least rebalance the original 4. Blue Falcon being dogshit dates back to the original game, as does Stingray being the best. It's odd that they didn't rebalance it, especially since this is focused around multiplayer
Golden Fox is significantly less shit to the point that it can hold its own against Fire Stingray, and Wild Goose just takes advantage of the extra chaos in general. Not my problem that Falcon's still trash.
Who would they add as a 5th ship?
Blood Hawk
Does not exist until X generation after the F-Zero GP is cancelled following the big accident. He wasn't born yet.
>F-Zero
>A death race that had an accident so bad that even they decided it was too much and tightened up the safety standards.
Also, to be honest. I don't think the races are that deadly. No amount of money would keep everyone racing if death was one flick of the wrist away. There has to be an ejection system or something once the machine cant keep going.
Honestly I've always had a running theory that F-Zero racing is basically the equivalent of Professional Wrestling. Hell GX has all the racers cutting promos.
Nah, the racing is legit but it cant be as dangerous as presented. Not even the insane would keep at it if that was the case.
Eject into what? Space, or an inhospitable planet? Even podracers in Star Wars know they'll fricking die in an instant with one frick up, but that shit doesn't matter. It's just cool for the sake of being cool. Stop being a nerd and applying logic to the scenario.
Well, even in X and onward. The racers show back up in the GP if I recall. So, there has to be something.
Crazy Bear
They should let you drive the big football helmets
Jody Summer. She is what many consider the first female F-Zero racer after all.
It's literally meant to be F-Zero with 99 players, the boost system of the later games, and a few mechanics to help people keep up. It mi8ght have been nice for it to have been something more of its own thing, but oh well.
>It's literally meant to be F-Zero with 99 players
Okay, so let me get this straight. You're okay with
>multiplayer
>online multiplayer
>Battle royale format
>special race modes
>customized cars (skins, decals, booster)
>customized player cards
>spin attacks
>boost
>player controlled bumpers
>skyways
>gold coins
>gold bonus cars
But adding a 5th car would be a step too far for you? Anon, what is this dogshit post that you made? You should have stopped when you realized your own contradiction and pointed out the 99 players and boost system
I was referring to car balance which I don't think they'll modify. I would welcome more cars and tracks and would be especially neat if they got the BS cars and tracks that are otherwise lost forever.
The machines have been rebalanced. Data miners have also uncovered what might be more machines for later release, so stay tuned to see if it pans out.
Being the balanced option is almost always shitty in Nintendo games. One of the only exceptions I can think of is Mario actually being solid in Tennis 64 and Hoops 3 on 3.
Is the F-Zero anime worth watching?
It is the stupidest thing I've ever watched and I fricking love it.
But...the missile would have gone off...
>But...the missile would have gone off...
The missile wasn't made of steel folded 1000 times
He cut it so fast and cleanly that the missile was disabled.
>Missile starts getting sliced in half before the sword even touches it
I kneel.
Maybe I'm biased but it's legitimately so much fun. I consider it a Top10 for me personally. It's all subbed on YouTube.
Nnnnot especially. Some of it's fun, most of it's dull.
I miss Mario 35, every decision made on Mario's 35th anniversary was fricking moronic
Same, anon.... same... all of the artificial "limited time" bullshit is ass as is the fact that 3D All-Stars never got Galaxy2
The goose is loose
How would you guys feel if there was a small chance for there to be modifiers to races? Like, spin attacks take half the time to charge. Or boosts last twice as long and use the same energy. Stuff like that?
I wouldn't want that to be in the normal 99 race mode, but it would be fun as one of the special game modes
As its own dedicated mode, that sounds very fun. The sort of thing where you don't know what the adjustment is until the race actually begins. It'd be dogshit as a feature in the regular races and GPs, though. Keep it as an opt-in thing and it'd do fine.
>heard about a trick to get free wins in GPs by entering at the last second
>try it out
>lobby is a couple of stingray frauds with double digit win counts
Lol
Best F-Zero girl.
Buff blue falcon holy shit
There's just no way around it... I'm not good.
Its a shame that theres only four machines.
When will it be Blue Falcons time? Its my favorite car, but I can only get wins with stingray and fox...
Joke characters will always have a place in competitive multiplayer games, anon
Only thing this game is missing is YOU GOT BOOST POWER
YEAH THE FINAL LAP
OFF COURSE! RETIRED!
Is boost power safe and effective?
TOO BAD YOU LOST YOUR MACHINE
I confess to missing the GX announcer.
>ALL RIGHT! FIRST PLACE!!
does spinning while hitting a ramp do anything or am I just being dumb
no point not spinning before jumping, since ramps recharge your spin. High chance of trolling someone else trying to ramp at the same time. Good protection.
No, but ramps immediately recharge your spin so you should usually use your spin before hitting a ramp since you'll get it back immediately
It's a good idea to do that because as I mentioned in today's tip, a ramp instantly refills your spin attack. You have nothing to lose.
Disregard GX, it was SEGA behind that plot. It's basically all nonsense in story mode etc.
Jody is too young at this time in lore but White cat is definitely the ideal 5th machine.
The racers were crazy like that. Read the comic and see what kind of man Falcon is. But that crash in particular was so bad I imagine no one finished. Falcon got hospitalized long enough to get cloned, Mighty Gazelle got turned into a cyborg, and they shut down the GP for like 10 years.
The machine is destroyed but not the person. They probably innovated a way to save the racer from death.
Made it to A rank still no wins…
Does anyone else find it easier to place high in the later tracks of Knight League? I'll constantly drown in the pack on Mute City, but if I make it to Silence I'm somehow the only one not having trouble with the turns.
I've found Mute City to always be a crapshoot, finishing around 25-30th place. But after that it's much easier to place top 10.
The first four tracks of knight league are literally just b urself tracks (if you pilot a stingray) and be good at navigating 500 bomb bumpers while maintaining your lead since Silence is the only track that requires any real track knowledge and practice. The new leagues will be very interesting.
>1st
>12th
>7th
>1st
>1st
Big Blue is the fricking anti-Fox map, it can suck my ass
And I got fricked up by a blue bumper butthole on Sand Ocean
Frick fox players
Can't hear you from all the way back there
GJ anon
>wears a thong on the outside of here suit
You just know they would censor this or design a completely new suit for her if they did make a new F-Zero game.
Jodie's design in GX isn't as good as her original X look, honestly. She looked a bit more sci-fi military there.
does anyone have that image where it's a bunch of linkedin profiles and all their names sound similar to f-zero characters
I haven't tried Wild Goose yet. What's its advantage over the others, and is it fun to use?
it's good for consistently not crashing out and going brbrbrbrbrbrbr on the other players in team battle
>What's its advantage over the others
it's a brawler. Kill the stringlets.
Yes, Goose is very underrated. Highest durability so you have more meter to work with. Aside from that, it's only slightly slower than Stingray and has better acceleration to make up for it. Stingray is undoubtedly the best car on paper for time trials, but there are a lot of people arguing that Goose is the better choice for a chaotic game like this
Doesn't goose have terrible recharge rate when on the pit stops?
Yes, getting KOs on other players is how you refill your bar
You're not really boosting a lot with the Goose anyway. Your bar is there for you to unga smash the rat pack more.
It the only car that likes to flourish in the storm of pack rats.
it has slippery turns that make it surprisingly good at the last turn of silence.
Lads...hear me out...
What if..
Pilot Wings 99
>Millions shall be greedy and fail to land on the tiny pool on the side in the penguin mini game
so if you actually get first what are you supposed to do when the entire smooth terrain becomes nothing but red bumpers?
Get gud
Put those skills to work.
DODGE!
L/R
Anyone have the MEGAwiener, FASTEST homosexual IN THE WORLD pasta?
Glad to see F-Zero back in the spotlight.
God I wish I wasn’t so cash conscious so I could import one of those
Let's hope they keep it and really embrace the fact that its a tough as balls racer where funny bullshit can happen at any moment, but it's not so foreign that casuals can't have fun too.
You all sound like a bunch of fricking nerds
>t. just got cratered in the first race of the Grand Prix
Racing enthusiasts often do.
Damn right. Nothing gets me nerdier than discussing F-Zero, can't wait to do shitloads of lore dumps whenever the X and GX cast show up again.
>racing game lore
Now THAT is some next-level autism. I'm impressed, anon
>have to pay for nintendo online to play
christ console companies are greedy frickers
Isn't it only like $20 for an entire year? And the game is free if you have it. C'mon, anon.... there's plenty to b***h about with Nintendo's pricing (forever $60 games that never go on sale), but this ain't it
Just finished F-Zero X
first cup really doesn't show how fricking kino this shit gets
the hand track is just absolute evil
There is an even worse track on the 64DD expansion kit where you race on a big foot than a big hand. Imagine those tight turns with the fingers buy they're shaped like toes instead.
and and all sorts of asums and things like that skks skks
Which one of you is this?
epic
>double digit wins
>fire stimgray
Yawn
I Falcon Kneel to him
How do people win 24 times do they just grind this game playing 99 mode over and over until they get shitty players
Anon you consistently sub 2 minute on mute city right?
>Anon you consistently sub 2 minute on mute city right?
NTA but yes, still haven't won..
bullshit
it's not fricking bullshit frick YOU, this game is 50% skill and 50% luck and I've never been a lucky person.
If you are consistently getting sub 2 in mute city there's no way you aren't winning
except I'm fricking not, homosexual. just because you get lucky and matched with shitters that can't do sub 2 minute doesnt mean everyone can
are you european? maybe that's why
stingray player here, it doesn't help.
white land is free
>How do people win 24 times
Skill, F-Zero Autism and not running into players that have 99+ wins.
t. anon with double digit wins
I mean, i've got 13 wins out of a total 158 races, so i'm not shocked people better than me can have 20+ already. and i've only got 6 hours of playtime so far.
Pick fire stingray or golden fox. Thats how
people no-lifed it all weekend.
For me its Blood Hawk
Blood for the Blood Hawk
Stick or dpad?
stick
Dpad, unless you're playing with joycons, in that case stick is better
Is fire Stingray good in this game? I always pick Fire Stingray in F-Zero
No. Worst car. Play Blue Falcon
Yes, it's good. Honestly, all the SNES cars feel properly balanced in this iteration.
No they ducking do not
Skill Issue. the only car that's slightly behind is Blue Falcon, and it'll do better in Queen League and King League.
Name one track blue falcon is better on. Or even will be. Name one.
>he doesnt know
It doesn't need to be the best on any 1 track, it's the 2nd best on several which will be plenty to win a league.
Pure cope nonsense
I'm not the one trying to cry the car is shit because i can't win with it copebro.
What kind of schizo shit is this? I'm scared.
>2nd place in a GP
>every track was a top 5 finish
>except fricking big blue at 16th
I hit ONE fricking bumper and it all went to shit.
>GP every 30 mins weekend is over
No...
Can I finally get the mini Prix color? Jesus Christ
Finally I can get what I want
>he didn't get his gold medal with stingray on the stingray league while the game is still new
Rip anon
>Game is actually named Stingray 99
>mfw i lap last place on sand ocean
are the other 2D F-zero games worth trying?
>Lap 1. 3.
>Lap 2. 1.
>Lap 3. -
3D F-Zero gay here. Do you think there is any chance that this games success could warrant a new 3D F-Zero from Nintendo? I desperately want a GX sequel and is the only Nintendo thing I give a shit about. Like, I would definitely buy a switch or whatever the next console is if a new F-Zero came out.
Well there's now a non-zero chance, which is better than it was a few days ago
>free game
>no in-game purchases
>is actually fun
if they keep adding to this game I think I'm hooked on it tbh
The Grand Prix weekends were a mistake