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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stompin......KOOPAS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what? what's that a reference to?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skipan?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Monaspa because it's strong as fuk

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i stopped touching aoe2 back in 2016. what faction does this unit belong to?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's Armenian.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          looked it up, they belong to georgia. man aoe2 has come far if something as underground as georgia is in the game by now

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The DE factions are pretty good.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Georgians, it's one of the new civs along with the Armenians

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are the CoH 2 servers in comparison to the first game?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      last time i played coh2 was last year. had no problems but i also live in sweden where the internet is super good by default
      haven't touched 1 sicne i pirated it at launch tho lol

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really wish I have liked that game.
    Men of war assault squad 2 is good too but most of the players are from other continent, so laggy.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obligatory

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based. shame how they make every other unit in the game useless though. that was always my gripe with the game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >RTS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >YARI ASHIGARU GOZAIMASU
      >YARIS, AT ZA READY SAH

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        DA REVY IS LEADY, SAH!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          SPEARS TO ZA CORE (FALL?)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i think it's "to the fore"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
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            Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      shogun 2 is such a bore because yari can literally carry you through legendary

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        100%. i also hate the realm divide mechanic. don't get me started about the fact if you go with anything outsdie of ashigarus you go broke immediately

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My fav is armusturongo prostitute

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get two parrot guns in an army
        >arguably win the game now that i can hit attacking units with shells and grapeshot
        >free comfy period where my army watches the first two gates or so to a castle fall to my artillery
        >3 for a good ratio, and armstrongs if I want to feel bougie
        Nothing has felt better than FOTS artillery.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dr. Gatling's guns!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's the hop lee tay phalanx

      >no shield
      ngmi

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        didn't they pronounce it hoplite as it's spelled in rome 1 though? i'm pretty sure they did

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having 6+ of these launching rocket barrages

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based. love the katyusha. it's fricking iconic. 6 of them are a "bit" overkill though lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not in team games

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmfao fair point i guess. good luck keeping all of them alive tho lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thinking about the record k/d games I've had nuking blobs with four of these things

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i had a game 5 years ago where i blew up like 4-6 inf units with one satchel charge lmao
        i think the dude was a ultra noob lol

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one and only but lately the Hussite Wagon won a place in my heart too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really wish the Hussite Wagon was better
      It's a unit that's supposed to be strong vs ranged attacks but it bends like paper against Mangudais

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, mangudai are specifically meant to be counter siege.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well you can roll most siege weapons against a group of Mangudais they will frick them up sidweways. I like the wagon mostly for the
        >oh he's gonna rush me with monks better prep-
        >roll with an army of Wagons, Pikes and Houfnices blasting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr7JBuI3-3I
        The Hussite campaign is my favorite so far alongside Pachacuti, the Kamayuk + Slinger combo is great.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most kino depiction of a paladin ever

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      explain

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Old rugged man with big maul. Utilizes holy spells and buffs allies, can even resurrect the dead.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          right. i'm more all about omniknight from dota 2

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how is she used?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never played C&C? She's a powerful commando that can 1v1 nearly anything

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think i played some skirmish matches at a internet café but i barely touched the japanese

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        As a human toilet

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MORTAR
    >VIPER
    >HOVER
    HELL YEAH

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    BREAK THEIR BACKS!
    BRBRBRBRBRBBRBRBBRBR!

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    STAY MY HAND AGAIN AND YOU MAY LOSE YOURS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      DoW2 has some kino quotes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love this crazy homie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      DoW2 has such kino voice acting and unit chatter. It's a shame the campaign is some of the worst bullshit I've ever seen in an RTS or tactics game. Broken AI half the time. Enemy units with 4x as much HP as you so you have to abuse Cyrus sniping the entire map which takes 2 hours. Thaddeus being fricking useless because he gets gibbed the second he lands.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      WORTHY OF A GOD'S ATTENTION AM I?!

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shoots and scoots
      Heh nothing personel slowpoke

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        are the normal horse archers ever popular tho? i get if you're playing the huns or mongols and use their unique unit. but the normal horse archers?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WITNESS
    YOUR
    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    black Pill me on CoH3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's shit (just like 2).

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey, 2 is fun. it's the only CoH i've dumped hours into

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But 2 is great?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah 10+ years later
          CoH2 was miserable when it first released (same as CoH3)

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thought this thread would get a lot more traction. the starcraft thread does

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    space marine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based. always loved the terran marine. such a staple

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ruin the kino bulky industrial power armor design of the first game with stupid as frick WA3 blob designs
      I fricking hate Blizzard so much.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DANCE HUMIE
    DAAAAAANCE

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to give him shoes. He must suffer.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I suppose you need CANNON FODDER!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have no idea how this unit is S tier. they're worse than conscripts no?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can count on osttruppen
        no really, you can

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
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          Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can upgrade them faster than cons

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's it?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            they tie down vehicles easy with panzerfaust

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              ah, i forgot they were equipped with the panzerfaust. i hopped back on CoH2 last year and realised that even conscripts got a AT grenade now. just took like what? 10 years? but the panzerfaust and the AT grenade has the same function

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cons struggle until they get the 7man upgrade

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              wouldn't be fun if they weren't struggling tbh. i love light infantry

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      so, why are osttruppen your fav rts unit?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they are cheap, have anti tank, great anti infantry, can build trenches

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          fair enough. not enough of a motivator for me tbh. beacuse "cheaper" in these types of games means they cost like 10% less than other normal units and shit which just doesn't move me mentally exactly

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            eh I can understand. Try them once they are fun. Any EUW players btw ?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              i'm in sweden so me

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hate your country work ethic. my friendcode : 183408238

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                sorry, i don't add people from Ganker anymore. even though i haven't been gaming for a while and am not gonna start anytime soon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They give the enemy the AT your guys drop too.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            wdym? that osttruppen drops AT weapons?

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hand cannoneer in aoe2, marine in scbw/sc2, riflemen in coh2, basically any man with a gun against the world. bonus points if he's American.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based line infantry enjoyer. i'm the same. hence my penal battalion admission in the OP

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i always found it too unwieldy for me. way too slow, way too vulnerable for its size and way too late to get them. i prefer the normal medium tank destroyer. that one can still fight every form of tank

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        su76 or su85?
        both are fun

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          su85. if su76 is the light tank destroyer with the artillery barrage ability. that shit gets useless really quickly

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss when it fired a round that nuked infantry and penned German tanks without having to swap

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        even with ammo swap it can still damage mediums just fine

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's the heaviest class tank that is also a tank destroyer. it better be able to lmao

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOBODY HERE BUT US TREES

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    these guys are the bane of my expert AI fights, they melt infantry even before pulling the C4.

    Fav units is this lad because he boosts everyone, calls strikes and can even force rockets batteries to shoot again.

    You know they won't make a game like this today because the krauts have normal conversation

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've always been in love with the idea of anti infantry infantry. even more so if they're not heavy infantry because at that point, it's the end all be all which makes it not as much fun. they've also got kino lines which makes it even better

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        funnily the french va is the same dude that dubs Hawkeye. I also love the fallschirmjägers

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you mean the french VA for penal battalions?
          and yeah fallschirmjägers are based too. a nightmare to deal with iirc

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            the arti dude, the penal is also funny because the hatred in the leader voice is palpable especially when he shouts I FRICKING FED UP WITH THAT SHIT

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fav units is this lad because he boosts everyone, calls strikes and can even force rockets batteries to shoot again.
      based, i used to main the commissar command squad. basically fills the same function as your fav unit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to like this guy but I find his abilities lacking

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          what's the difference between those two you submitted?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            first is from the normal germans and the second is from the obercommandos. The first has good infantry boost and mortar strike the second has good veterancy unlokcs like 5 squads and an STG but his debuff abilities aren't great

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              OKW vs Wehrmacht

              right right

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            OKW vs Wehrmacht

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >officer reporting

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    playing as notWittman in villers bocage was pretty kino

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Practically every unit from Battle Realms. They had this chunkiness to them and you had to individually train them from peasants so each one was valuable. Also, that seamless choice between good and evil in the campaign at the very start.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn, a battle realms player. never would've imagined. is that game even attainable nowadays?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zen version is still in limbo on Steam, but you can get the OG + Winter of the Wolf on GOG.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I shill this excellent mod : https://www.coh2.org/news/110870/better-info-mod

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    annoying fact : the retreat point for the oberkommando slows the reinforce speed down to a crawl when you enable it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the retreat point
      how does that work?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the third thing for the oberkommando West first building. Allows your units to fall back to its location and not your spawn. useful but it makes it so any reinforcement from this building is slowed (to something around 60% I'd say). One of if not the only upgrade with a downside

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          wait, what's the difference between retreating to your hq compared to that building instead? wouldn't they be located next to each other or some shit?
          t. i don't remember at all how OKW played or built lol

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh ok I thought you were trolling. The perk/ curse of the Ober is the fact you have to turn trucks into buildings : it allows you to park your unit prod buildings wherevever you want so you could park this truck next to a star point and then enable retreat from here. It makes you avoid having to make you unit walk from the spawn all over again

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              right, that's how they worked. tbf in all my 500+ hrs of playtime. i don't think i ever saw anyone park their production building anywhere outside of their base

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                really ? They are cowards then. I usually park them halfway (they get destroyed a few times too lol)

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                tbf it's very risky. i also only play 3v3 or 4v4 lmao. so there's more variables to account for

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I tend to go ougabouga with the obers tbh. I like going ultra agressive

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's fair

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                How? Usually they park at least their gun truck to the cutoff point

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                THE GUN TRUCK! frick i forgot about that completely. yeah that one tends to camp star points lol

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DRIVE THEM BACK

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >places a mine in your retreat path
    >wipes out the remaining models
    l2recon lmaooo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when they were just panzergrenadiers at T0 that built better barbed wire, had better repairs and could 1v1 every single T0 T1 and unupgraded T2 infantry out there

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit, talk about unbalanced

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          and that was in the time when you could put binocs on the Elefant

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >put binocs on the Elefant
            bruh, tf were they thinking lmao

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              eh who am i kidding. these are the people who at launch thought your anti vehicle move was supposed to be penal battalions slinging a normal satchel charge at a tank lmao

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk why a heavy cav faction has such good crossbowmen. Aventurier sounds so cool too, luv these homies they shot so many knights for me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based. aventuriers and scots guard were kino. i was more prone to yeomen archers personally

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Baby me had quite a few agincourt moments when I first did a french campaign and had to fight the english. Longbows are no joke.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          100%

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Play Oberkommando
    >Enemy soviet player spams support weapons/mgs on a map with mostly choke points
    >Remember OKW has very limited or effective options of deal with this
    I hate having to spam IFGs is not fun at all.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      soviet player spams support weapons/mgs on a map with mostly choke points
      OKW has very limited or effective options of deal with this
      you have 5 men infantry squads that are good at close range and can take headon mgs in green cover, and 4 men stg44 squads. You can also use a kubelwagen that can easily run past mgs and cap cutoffs, forcing the player to reroute mgs or invest infantry squads and either way you can coordinate its escape to dismantle mgs with infantry rushes
      So skill issue

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >playing against players

        Nah that's too cancer

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    coh1 blitzkrieg > company of slop 2

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      am waiting for a sale to buy the first one

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You literally just missed one last week.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Krogoth motherfrickers ww@

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I git gud at RTS games, bros? My father is great, but I just suck at them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends, what RTS?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let's say Age of Empires 2

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, AoE is one I'm not that familiar with but generally a lot of it boils down to cutting your opponents resources away while keeping the pressure up by building your resources and units.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just learn basic scout rush and archer rush and keep your TC idle time at 0

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      years of experience and practice to recognize and execute what will give you the best win % in any situation.
      or just play how you want. go freestyle or learn a couple buildorders and tweak them to your playstyle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you going to play against human players or are you satisfied with solo campaigns/skirmishes?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A dear friend of mine keeps beating me whenever we play, but I'm fine with just the basics.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's all about the right mindset

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Against computer even a monkey could do it
      Against players you need to learn a few basic general rules. RTS isn't just about build orders, it's mostly about tactics, risk management, knowing when to committ to a fight, to engage in your own terms and having an understanding of ranges, baiting, hotkeys and coordination between multiple units

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The knights always feel good in that game too

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always raced to Nano Age coz the mech warfare was so mind blowing to young me

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Walk softly...and carry a big gun
    >Accept our malediction.
    >We are one with the Emperor, and the will of Man

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've always been a sucker for the generic line infantry of the imperial guard. massed firepower

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        remind me where you can serve if it's not in combat, conscript ?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          what?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            in the firing line !

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              Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soviet in CoH2 is overpowered as shit. They are good at everything. Even conscript can beat grenadier in a straight up fight if they get close. The T-70 is good against both vehicles and weapons while Axis has nothing of that caliber (except OKW Puma but that requires a healing skip). T-34 may be shit compared to Panzer but it's cheap and shit all over infantry. SU-85 can shoot from across the map and has self-spotting ability. If you want to see real kekery a ptrs penal deathblob can wipe a panther in 2 seconds and two grenadier squads in 3.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn, i never thought about it like that. but i also never was a meta gamer in coh2. i just played it for fun. i always skip t-34's because of how unreliable they are to me. i'm more about surviving until i get to su-85 lmao
      >If you want to see real kekery a ptrs penal deathblob can wipe a panther in 2 seconds and two grenadier squads in 3.
      bruh no way? i had no idea

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Soviet in CoH2 is overpowered as shit. They are good at everything. Even conscript can beat grenadier in a straight up fight if they get close.
      The long range advantage means it's the Soviet player that has to put the utmost care in engaging. If you get jumped at by conscripts at long range either you suck at knowing/predicting enemy movements or you overcommitted to a position you couldn't mantain
      >The T-70 is good against both vehicles and weapons while Axis has nothing of that caliber (except OKW Puma but that requires a healing skip).
      The T-70 comes considerably later than the 222 and is a direct counter to that. By that time Wehrmacht can pull out Pak42 and is going to get a Panzer 4 in 5 minutes
      >T-34 may be shit compared to Panzer but it's cheap and shit all over infantry.
      That's his job, yes
      >SU-85 can shoot from across the map and has self-spotting ability.
      But it's considerably slower against far more mobile vehicles
      >If you want to see real kekery a ptrs penal deathblob can wipe a panther in 2 seconds and two grenadier squads in 3.
      This is garbage, an extremely inefficient squad that only a moron could lose against. Not only penals are an extremely expensive squad, but for a Wehrmacht player to lose a Panther to penal PTRS that means he must let a mass of infantry close enough for that to happen, a scenario that would never unless he overcommitted with a rush chasing vehicles and didn't have infantry to cover the Panther retreat

      damn, i never thought about it like that. but i also never was a meta gamer in coh2. i just played it for fun. i always skip t-34's because of how unreliable they are to me. i'm more about surviving until i get to su-85 lmao
      >If you want to see real kekery a ptrs penal deathblob can wipe a panther in 2 seconds and two grenadier squads in 3.
      bruh no way? i had no idea

      The T-34 is far more efficient in popcap and comes close enough to be a considerable manpower strain. Waiting for a T-34-85 can gives Panzer IV potentially several minutes with no opposing medium tank in the field unless the Sov player went for SU-76
      T-34 x SU-85 is THE meta

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The long range advantage means it's the Soviet player that has to put the utmost care in engaging. If you get jumped at by conscripts at long range either you suck at knowing/predicting enemy movements or you overcommitted to a position you couldn't mantain
        can't you just rush a gren squad with conscripts and that way win in "melee"?
        >T-34 x SU-85 is THE meta
        yeah i know. i watched some tournament back in 2020 and the soviets always went t-34-85 and a su-85. just not my style lmao

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If the Wehrmacht player is good, he is either aware of the enemies arriving and placed grenadiers in a covered spot, or he'll make them stop/take cover right away.
          On a 1vs1 matchup this would be a disaster for conscripts as they lose possibly 2 entities. At that point the whole matchup is snowballing in favour of grenadiers
          The smart Soviet player that wants to counter a long range unit can use oorah, break line of sight or smoke mortars, or even get a squad closer while leaving conscripts in green cover distract them, only for them to advance once the grenadiers turned their attenction towards the new unit, rather than having conscripts run on a field under heavy fire, that would be a disaster

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            thanks for explaining. it's been 5-6 years since i played actively so i've forgotten all this

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >can't you just rush a gren squad with conscripts and that way win in "melee"?
          That doesn't always work because you take too much damage closing in. The real problem is that conscripts always lose 1v1 to volksgrenadiers even in heavy cover

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yet all factions have about 50% wr, fluctuating a bit depending on the map

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wehraboo tears are delicious even after all these years

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh frick right off you werent there for release CoH2 where Soviets regularly got dumpstered by Wehr players because everything the Soviets had the Germans had but significantly better

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that the guy who played Mario from the Super Mario Bros. movie?

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bow down before the avatar

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SHATTER THEIR SKIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEES

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that line goes so fricking hard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      shatter their skies!

      >0:51
      fake fans, the line is SHATTER THEIR SKYYYYYYY (singular)
      report to your nearest commissar for summary BLAMification

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >my spleeeen

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Decent at CQC and long range
    > High vet
    > Recon
    > Excelent stealth
    The fact that its recon, has good vet/fire power and excepcional stealth means its great for proving defenses and infiltrating enemy lines. I love using them to destroy mortars and stablishing beachheads without your enemy realizing it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't recognize the game. what is that pic from?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its Stell division 2. The game used to be super fun a few months ago but the current meta is complete cancer so i woudnt recomend palying it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          isn't steel division a old game?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            SD2 released in 2019 though it has been reciving DLC updates

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >someone on Ganker plays sd2
      im surprised.

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    COH1 upgraded fall of shrimp
    The FG42s melt infantry so fast it's not even funny

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fall of shrimp
      bruh, wth do you mean by that? english mfer PLEASE

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fallschirmjaeger
        >english mfer PLEASE
        das ist vas?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          how the hell do you get fall of shrimp to fallschirmjaeger? genuinenly curious

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's a joke on phonetics, it isn't hard to get

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Das ist mir Wurst

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            fall sounds like fall, schirm is pronounced like the 'shrim' in shrimp, no one cares about jaeger because he's the worst shounen protagonist in recent memory so we just ignore that part of the word

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking kingshit

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick you homosexual, penal spammers are c**ts, you should be shitting out shocks like a man

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah frick that. penal battalions are kino tier. shock troopers are gay and trivializes shit way too much for me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how are people using penals c**ts but not people using shock troopers?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        because they can't damage my tanks
        in reality, spamming nothing but conscripts is hyperchad level gameplay

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i don't do ptrs penals. i prefer them being fully committed to anti inf duty. i also like spamming conscripts. love light/medium inf. that's my jam

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just build 3 mg42's and you are baselocked

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    shatter their skies!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the idea of having long range artillery like that, but are they actually effective? I tend to go with the anti-vehicle walkers and the flamethrower thingies

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >are they actually effective
        they disrupt the shit out of enemy infantry

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you mean to tell me you don't already equip all the guardsmen with granade launchers for that exact reason?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're like grenade launchers times 10.

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >our strategy?
    >100% production on conscripts and t34s

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I counter blobs with soviets?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      machineguns + mortars
      use tanks if they haven't got panzerschreks, if they do then just fall back on machineguns + mortars

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obers can just run to the maxims and kill them before getting suppressed

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        in my experience in 3v3's and 4v4's. there's always panzerschreck blobs ;-;

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The same way you counter them with every faction, coordinating efficientky multiple units to drain the blobs through careful usage of cover and only ever engaging the enemy when you can do it from multiple angles or with multiple units

      Obers can just run to the maxims and kill them before getting suppressed

      >Obers can just run to the maxims and kill them before getting suppressed
      If Obersoldaten can just run to a Maxim you failed. Especially at that stage, where is your infantry?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If Obersoldaten can just run to a Maxim you failed. Especially at that stage, where is your infantry?
        What do you mean? If obers fight conscripts outside mg range they kill them and if they go to mg range they deathloop the gunner(s)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only reason obers can deathloop the maxim is that you don't screen it with supporting infantry. Spotting infantry gives any MG 5 more range than infantry, and a squad can't rush and focus fire an mg while going through vet 3 conscripts anyway, so combined arms shut down this easily

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you try to build a comp that has cons spotting and maxims behind, you have a very stiff composition that is hard to move. OKW player either flanks you or uses indirect fire to kill you since you can't push him. Just imagine pushing into obers with heavy cover agains cons

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              None of this exists in isolation and maxims and conscripts can engage at long range enemy infantry. There's also tanks and explosives.
              Vet 3 conscripts also have quite the resilience and the ability to oorah into the enemy and deny them cover with molotov, making maxims extremely effective, at which point a really good OKW player would have the reflexes to quickly throw toxic smoke to cover line of sight and soft retreat, or have to retreat

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                god i fricking hate toxic smoke

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >None of this exists in isolation and maxims and conscripts can engage at long range enemy infantry.
                And obers win every fight at long range

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the best

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      remind me, who is sanity for again?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the week

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          THE WEAK

          ah, thank you for clearing that up for me

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          we go crazy on the weekends

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            kek

            Love the Power Armor design from Starcraft.
            In fact, all Terran units have top tier design.

            I never grow bored watching the base upgrade itself. Love building animations

            out of all my 600 hrs in team games. i didn't come across this once. i think the kind of people that still play this far into the games life span aren't the normal kind of moronic mongrels that you run into normally in every popular game. just saying

            just saying I don't like metaslaves. the expert AI sneaking C4 is annoying enough

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >just saying I don't like metaslaves
              now i don't know jack shit about what the meta is. but i don't feel like i came across any "metaslaves" in all my playtime. no one takes 3v3/4v4's seriously dude

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                why does it bother you that I play AI ? you wanna feel competitive ? go play some pve games like cata vermintide 2

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                simply want to enlighten you to the saying "there is no prey like man". battling the AI just isn't the same and it never has been for me

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >enlighten

                lol ok I see, last (you) from me then. PvP players sucking their own dick I swear

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i tried. you do you dude

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        THE WEAK

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE IZ THE SHOOTIEST

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      DANCE HUMIE DANCE

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "What's that gunner thinking?! Kill the stupid bastard!"
    -COH 2 Sherman

    Coh2 USF had the best voice lines. The riflemen were so real. Engineers were great too.

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    GHOST REPORTIN
    FINALLY
    CALL THE SHOT
    IM GONE
    NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT EM

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    well rip thread. thanks for showing up everyone

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      always love a nice RTS thread.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        then bump it for me brother

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          all threads have to die eventually, jack. better to die after some fun posting than bump it for the next couple hours on life support.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            BUT I WANT TO LIIIIIVE

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The queen from sc2
    >runs 3 meters and then pukes... just like me
    -10+ year old quote from day9

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just think they're neat, there's real weight behind their animations

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't choose StuG life
    StuG life chose me

    fricking love these casemate tank destroyers, they're cheap, have good enough protection to take hits from 75mm and pack a whallop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tell me about the stug. when do you get it and what is it good against? is it all purpose or some shit? i remember this frickers giving me kind of a hard time, but nothing a su-85 couldn't fix

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        All purpose, reliably kills everything except the heaviest tanks but get on their flanks and they'll die like the rest. Turns around faster than turrets on most tanks. Lives and dies by it's tracks (don't lose tracks)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah alright fair

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play as Britain with the Valour mod
      >never have problems with StuGs because every single tank (and some things that are not tanks) has a 6-pounder strapped to it

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    neat concept, unique mechanics, good for making people rage in multiplayer

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this unit is shit though. it was pretty clear they had no idea what to do with it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      idc, it's kino. fav unit

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    as commanded

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      Learning that nets frick up tinker made her my favorite back in the trenches

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      boring tbh, literally just grind farm. i need more action in my playstyle

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally nothing makes me happier in life than hitting creeps

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yawn. i don't get moved unless i rally the rabble into a offensive

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    can this moron tank still shoot through walls when deployed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      checked two wikis but none of them confirmed that. it can deploy though and become a mini artillery piece. which i've never seen personally even though i kept running into them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was seen as a bit suicidal because it had a decently bad timer on going mobile

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, hunkering down tends to be that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Time for you to find out and report back anon

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >search for R.U.S.E. game on google image
    >mistakenly typed R.U.S.E. gape
    >dad was in the room

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what does searching for ruse gape lead to? i'm not poisoning my eyes with that

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just had a one hour COH2 expert game where I managed to turn my command tank to level 5

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      play 3v3 or 4v4's they're as casual as they get and a lot more satisfying than battling the AI

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate playing against peoples they use c**t technique am here to shoot

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          bridge battles tends to get ultra shitters so you won't come across those types of tactics. that's what i play

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            so killing noobs ? Even more annoying, if I wanted this kind of crap I'd go play league

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              damn, you're hard to please

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said I like to play against bots, you're the one with an ego. I like cooperation

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i just find it sad that people play vs bots, that's all. you can coop with people in team matches, that's what they are

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                nope I don't want to inflict and get inflicted with pettiness on a vidya. I did my part in games with that enough

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                out of all my 600 hrs in team games. i didn't come across this once. i think the kind of people that still play this far into the games life span aren't the normal kind of moronic mongrels that you run into normally in every popular game. just saying

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love the Power Armor design from Starcraft.
    In fact, all Terran units have top tier design.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      totally not a ripoff

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=9XalT_oHXUXjk0Zx
    Obligatory

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    RADI DA
    TIL BARDAGA

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me and this guy are ride or die.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like, die and ride

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

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