>female joins the guild. >critique her subpar performance. >she runs to the guild leader

>female joins the guild
>critique her subpar performance
>she runs to the guild leader
>i get kicked out the guild

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    know your place incel

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    t. jealous chud

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >guild
    >playing an mmo
    yeah, stay in the coffin gay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everyone plays an mmo on the side

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        speak for yourself, gay

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have some females in the guild
    >they actually play really well

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please stop lying on the internet

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck that bitch

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, girls see constructive criticism as a personal attack, always. More at 6.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >female in guild starts disliking me because I don't simp for her
    >starts talking mad shit about me
    >sneakily goes to the guild master to get me kicked with fake stories
    >guild leader is a middle aged woman who knows these whore tricks
    >guild leader kicks her instead

    Thank you mommy guild leader.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that never happened, if so what game?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I grew up with 5 female cousins around and I guarantee you this situation has happened

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          did you fuck any of them?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but my FFXI and WoW guild leader was a mexican lady that didn't put up with that kind of shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        World of Warcraft, the old days.

        Best part was that she tried making her own guild and poach the simps for it and none of them joined her because they'd lose out on raiding gear.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What makes guild mommy’s so effective compared to the average foid? Never hear anything bad about female guild leaders.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Guild mommy is getting actual child rearing experience

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Turns out women with good leadership skills and problem solving abilities don't grow up being spiteful at the world because they realize getting run through by 20 guys doesn't work as a solution when you're 30+
        These women actually achieve life goals and are able to reason with people to reach common goals instead of cunting about 24/7 and blaming men because they're unlikable sacks of shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Older women, are beautiful lovers
        Older women, they understand
        I've been around some, and I have discovered
        That older women know just how to please a man."

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So that's why the only good chick I've been able to play and banter and have fun with was so level-headed. It's nit because she's actually a man, it's because she's a 46 year old cougar.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        women are actually good at middle management since it's basically just organizing children. Older married women are always good at mmos and they don't have to compete like younger women do since they've already caught a good guy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          makes we wonder how many people i play with on a daily basis are ~40 year old women.
          probably not a lot, but id imagine some.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine having to deal with a bunch of mentally undeveloped children. that why guild mommies/daddies are the most competent

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"Blow it out your ass"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A sense of family maybe?
        My Fc was made by a guild mommy with her boyfriend (who's now her husband) and we all attended their wedding. We also talk to her kids a lot, and help her whenever we can. There is a sense of urgency in keeping the peace because what we have is irreplaceable. We'll all feel homeless if that ever happens.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Moms who play MMOs already deal with children on a daily basis so they're quick to crack down on adult children trying to ruin their entertainment.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a cute picutre, where is it from?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's from Senpai ga Urusai Kouhai no Hanashi.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't critique the subpar performance of the many dozens in the guild
    cringe

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I critique everyone the same regardless of gender and race. Why does she deserve special treatmemt?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this isn't a thing that happened

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Females destroying strong male
      bonds and brothership is weekly occurrence. Both in-game and irl

      • 2 weeks ago
        The Blogposter

        if the bond was strong a woman couldn't destroy it. You simply thought your position in your bro's life was higher than that of a woman, when he clearly felt differently.
        Guarantee when the woman leaves he'll re-enter your life-- so in a way you're a simp orbiter to your bros lmao.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        more like a minutely, maybe even secondly occurrence

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >woman wants to be treated like the guys
    >call her a gay retard
    >cries and reports you
    I hate women

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw founding clan leader for RS3 clan switched to OSRS
    >became a transexual furry twitch streamer
    >nobody in clan knew about this until I asked for their Twitch name and the admin in contact with them forwarded it to me without looking at it themselves

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rs3 player is a furry chud

      yeah it checks out

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He became a furry chud when he started playing OSRS.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is very important. did he vote for armadyl or bandos? he played rs3 so im pretty sure he voted armadyl. the signs were all there bro

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know. I was taking a break at that time.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you could have saved him

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is no saving people like that, anon, it was only a matter of time.
                he was in his 40s bro and has a tiktok with the most obvious chud voice ever

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >critique her subpar performance
    >anon: lol stoopid women get back in the kitchen
    >anon: oh no why was i kicked?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just outed yourself femoid. Go back to

      [...]

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fixed*

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when was the last time these circles overlapped?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          2019

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember there was a girl in our guild back in 2009 when I played an mmo. No one simped for her, she was a regular member just like everyone else, we used to go to dungeons together while speaking on teamspeak. She died in 2015, her mom posts on her VK page almost everyday saying how she misses her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sad times.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Strange thing. I've never had this happen to me nor have I witnessed it firsthand. I've also never heard any of my friends talk about a situation like this. I only ever hear about shit like this HERE.
    Activates the almonds.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only time a girl came into picture was way back in 2008 or something when i could play multiplayer on a pirated SW Battlefront 1
    Simps simped but i kept it gangster and ridiculed them
    Then got accused of autoaim
    I said i have no idea what autoaim is and if i did i wouldnt know how to turn it on
    I wrote in green or yellow text, instead of yellow or green, colorblind, so everyone laughed at me
    And i just sniped them further
    Also when i get into a tank it was game over, not eve 5 arc troopers could save the match against me in a tank

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I appreciate this glance into your personal life, anon

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women? Guilds? MMOs? Damn anon, you must have hit your head really hard. Come on, get up, hop back on Diablo 2, our party needs a necromancer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who the fuck is still playing d2?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If by critique you mean everyone can hear the foam around your mouth on the other end of the mic?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >join guild
    >some incel keeps making kitchen and sandwich jokes
    >nobody laughs
    >threatens to find me and rape me if I don't heal him more
    >keep healing everyone the same
    >everybody hears him rage and smash something every time he fails due to no getting pocketed
    >starts seething about me being a fake gamer while throwing
    >leader gets fed up and kicks him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >things that never happened

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >things that always happen

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >8 billion people on the happen
    >THIS CANT HAPPEN

    Meds, now

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i get kicked out the guild (knowing full well that there is a code of conduct and breaking it means you get kicked out)
    What's the problem here?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he plays games that females play
    LOL I will not touch your game

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >create a guild
    >stipulate women need not apply
    >banned within a week

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did your guild leader invite a female with subpar performance?
    My GL&RL in WoW always said women can't play for shit, and only 1 out 10 can be a mediocre healer.
    In 8 years of me being in that guild, we indeed had 2 girls in core. A ret pala and holy priest. Priest was an older woman, very motherly and everyone in the guild liked her. But she struggled with discipline spec.
    Ret girl was a good raider, but got pregnant and dropped the game altogether.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I knew a female irl ret pally. she stayed subbed for all of shadowlands but i havent seen her on in dragonflight. wonder if that was her

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Are you white?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously not human

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >female joins guild
    >guild is dead a week later

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chud joins the free company
    >It disbands eventually due to drama

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >incredible math

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >how is she when she doesnt surf

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got kicked out my guild for changing my character's race once.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Pat stealing churros? Is his streaming career going that bad?

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >join guild
    >its literally all 35-40 somethings
    >if there are females, they're married
    >very communal
    >no tryhards or elitists
    >progression is slow but very comfy
    >remember I'm playing EQII
    >uninstall

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    her subpar performance
    maybe no one wants to hear your shitty opinion on everything. you think telling her she's ass is gonna make her wanna tryhard, or just shit up the guild? unless you're in the top guild on your server, guilds are just a social club for anti-social retards. imagine being more anti-social than anti-social retards.

    tldr: you're a sperg and a loser

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY MOST GAMERS ARE FUCKING SIMPS KEKS FOR FEMALES IN GAMES ONLINE WITH THAT YOU KNOW MOST GAMERS CANT GET ANY PUSSY THATS WHY THEY SIMPS FOR FEMALES IN VIDEO GAMES

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Had one guild with a Gigachad tank who was very based and good
      >Yelled at retards being retards in text chat, this kept our guild small since babies would quit rather than improve
      >New female joins and cries immediately to guild lead
      >Lead threatens to remove tank from guild if he doesn't apologize
      >Tank gets on mic for first time, is another female
      >Calls lead a gay and leaves after a little rant
      >Guild breaks apart since other female leaves and lead felt embarrassed
      >Never found Gigatank again sadly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        basado retard screamer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will admit I was a fedora tipping anti-simp back when I was 14 and my parents divorced. I had a chip on my shoulder about females being untrustworthy whores because my mom was one. Im married now and treat women online neutrally, just like any other guy. I honestly think the biggest reason why people are simps is because they never realize how awkward and pathetic they look. My wife sends me screenshots of messages people have sent her and jesus christ is it embarrassing how desperate they are. Nerds just lack self awareness. I got lucky, my roommate in college was a turbo sperg (we never met prior to college, I put "i like video games" in my lists of interests when applying for a dorm, college matched us together because of it) and I slowly realized how it looked when he did incel things like complaining about women. Cleaned up my act after that (even though I internally agree)

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >guild is strict with learning mechanics
    >girl messes up
    >"sorry guys"
    >"oh it's alright femanon, we won't kick you because you don't count, you kinda just do your own thing haha that's just how you are ahahaha :P"
    >everyone laughs in agreeance
    Man I really do not miss those 2000s/early 2010s MMOs. At least nowadays everyone just types in discord so being forced to listen to cringe like this over mic only happens if you want it to

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >critique her subpar performance

    There's a difference between

    "You suck cunt"

    and

    "Hey, try doing X instead of Y for better performance"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, the latter is the kind of thing you have to say to an unlikeable snitch who sucks up the corporate ladder for perceived slights
      "you suck cunt" is the kind of thing you can only say to valuable people, trustworthy team members, human beings who's life has value as proven by their ability to be able to take that criticism

      it's one of the easiest ways to test whether a person is disposable garbage or a diamond in the rough that's a keeper

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need to elaborate on what "critique her" means. Sounds like you were just being a based boy

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing MMOs in 2023

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The only guilds I have fond memories of were were led by old women who did not tolerate whores and their orbitors
    >The majority of the guild could take banter and there was never inter guild drama because the people who could potentially start it were ousted early.
    >it eventually dies because game gets worse and they move on

    You can't get these experiences anymore

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ever interacting with random degenerates on the internet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he says while posting gay bara furry cropped porn

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that incel who refers to women as females

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >guild leader talking about how he got to know this e-girl recently and wants to invite her into the guild
    >assume he's just joking
    >turns out he wasn't joking

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >be extremely autistic child playing EverQuest 1
    >guild puts me in charge of the website for some reason
    >I have a child’s understanding of HTML, got it done anyway
    >one day I speak up in guild chat about how some horny losers will zoom out and view their female character’s ass in-game
    >They make it seems like I’m the only one who does this
    >I’m embarrassed because I basically admitted to jerking off to pixels, and it’s even more embarrassing because I framed it as an accusation towards people who do that sort of thing
    >out of humiliation, I filled the guild website with porn and left the guild
    >come back a few weeks later asking if I can re-join the guild and design their website again
    >radio silence

    Anyone else do this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gooner moment

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be sweaty speedrun guild
    >inform female that she can join the third raid for alts/socials
    >no drama ensues
    works every time

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have young female in the guild as healer
    >she gets angry and yells during raid
    >get an erection
    this was 2010, last i saw of her she let herself go and got really fat, married a fat balding guy, and started pumping out kids

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I am the guild leader
    >she leaves
    >takes orbiters with her
    >guild's performance doesn't change
    Haha

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haha chud

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shifdkv

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