Frick them tho, they cry about everything all the time. >The trains are evil because they kill our reindeer when we leave them on the tracks
I wear that gear now just to spite the frickheads.
i see, i was wondering if there was any legitimate beef there or its just whiners being whiners but if it's to where even their own kind see them as a joke then all is well
The Saami Council are known grifters. As someone else mentioned in the thread, they will straight up lead their reindeer onto train tracks so they get run over, then demand reparations. They are fricking snow monkeys.
I joined a 6.4 static a few months ago, however after playing with them for the first time today (ex6), it is clear that don't fit in too well and should probably seek someone else. How pissed would you be if a member left the day before savage releases? I will feel bad tho, and I plan on helping them find a replacement asap
This reminds me of back in the good old days when furries were the worst thing on the internet and you'd see drawings of their "fursona" and it'd be this perfect physiqued creature and then you'd see a photo of them and they were a troll looking hamplanet.
>teleport to quest marker >right click NPC >screen fades to black >read text boxes while watching a drawn out movie made out of the same half dozen poorly animated slash emotes >fades back in, in front another another npc with a quest marker >right click NPC >screen fades to black >read text boxes while watching a drawn out movie made out of the same half dozen poorly animated slash emotes >fades back in >repeat for 800 hours
Are you moronic? No one cares about the shitty half assed "story" in FFXIV or any other MMORPG. Everyone skips all the cutscenes and burns through the MSQ as fast as possible so they can unlock the duties that are locked behind it.
No. They're fine, world 1st sol was a WAR I believe. Healers are dogshit.
No and yes. Depends on who you ask. You might get different answers. Somewhere in the middle, actually. It could yes it could be no. Like a coin flip. You know what a coin flip is? Yeah. Unless the coin never lands. Then you have no answer. So judt go with your gut feeling, for better or for worse.
Thanks for the answers. The shit I have to put up with for lore.
No and yes. Depends on who you ask. You might get different answers. Somewhere in the middle, actually. It could yes it could be no. Like a coin flip. You know what a coin flip is? Yeah. Unless the coin never lands. Then you have no answer. So judt go with your gut feeling, for better or for worse.
>got invited to a wholesome picnic by a passing by male elzen + male aura couple >got approached by a bisexual lala boy >got gifted lots of random stuff >got told that my char is cute multiple times >farmed lots of headpats
yep, today was just another normal day playing as a femlala
White elves are upstanding members of society and have their own independently powerful state
DuskBlack folk live underground and survive by being criminals after they accidentally their own kingdom by consorting with demons and the undead
Hope this helps
Whenever your """debate""" is two autistic homosexuals yelling at strawmen and calling each other speed readers because no one is actually interested in possibly learning anything then no, it's not
>mention you hate how jobs play now >durr trancer >mention how relics have become a joke >dhurhurr trancer >mention eureka, bozja or ivalice >hudhrur trancer >tell lalas to stop spamming threads >rhurhurhurh trancer
I don't care about zodiark or any of the ancient, I haven't cared about the main story since tsukuyomi, only side content still interest me, which shb and ew horribly lacked
12 months ago
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ok trancer
12 months ago
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Thanks for proving me right
12 months ago
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Only a trancer would deny being a trancer. Get the frick out of here.
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Ok pedophile
12 months ago
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learn to drop it and not engage, moron
12 months ago
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>I'M NOT A TRANCER I'M NOT A TRANCER I'M JUST EXTREMELY CONCERNED WITH BEING CALLED A TRANCER
Oh hun...
12 months ago
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>tsukuyomi
shit writing and shit characters just as the rest of SB, but of course, what could we expect from Stormtrash, it was WoW levels of bad
12 months ago
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I'd take wow over the generic anime shit shb and ew were >dude DESPAIR
12 months ago
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Luckily for you WoW is still online so maybe you should go to your gay furry sanctuary.
12 months ago
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I don't play western games, instead I will keep playing xiv while ignoring the shit msq because it still has side content I like Eureka and Werlyt
12 months ago
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actual schizo poster
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>SB wasn't generic anime enough
kek
lmao even
12 months ago
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No, if Tsuyo was written by WoW's writers she would have survived her trial, she would have overcome her tragic past and evil deeds and risen up to become the true ruler of Garlemald, learning the errors of her ways and making it a multi culti paradise. And she'd be fricking the writer's self insert.
12 months ago
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>shit character would have been worse
agreed, blizzard outdid themselves many times on that
Does Zero wear gear meant only for herself like Tenzen or Estinien's dragon-blood armor, or does she have a custom body meant only for herself like Zenos, I know she uses the male hyur body and probably a modified male viera face but I don't know if her gear is actually dedicated to her and I can access it
Yeah, when it's probably false because you can just strip her armor off with any of the trainer tools.
>She uses a female Midlander body with male Midlander animations
It makes me laugh lalas are still defending Giott
Giott's decidedly female, she just used male animations when her helmet was on so that the story would ruse you. And because their /playdead is funnier.
>Giott's decidedly female, she just used male animations
But they can make female Lalafells use male animations because they share a skeleton, so there's no reason at all to do that.
She's called 'her' and she's obviously female, so I don't think there's much reason to fuss over them lazily just changing her gender to easily do the animations since you can't see her face.
12 months ago
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You can, and it's a male lala
12 months ago
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Don't engage the Giott autist. He just wants to dream of fricking a male dwarf.
12 months ago
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Giott is trans, there was no reason to change her body type
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>so I don't think there's much reason to fuss over them lazily just changing her gender to easily do the animations
Because nothing needs to be changed in the first place.
eh you'd think so but fran in the ivalice raids doesn't use current viera animations/skeletons, actually she doesn't correspond to any of the current races according to garland tools
>She uses a female Midlander body with male Midlander animations.
But I was told this was impossible and that's why they HAD to make Giott use a male body for the one emote despite Lalafells having a shared skeleton and emote list.
>World is full of 11/10 girls and 20/10 monster girls down to frick anything that moves >30% are into ugly bastards >40% are into monsters >10% are into xenos >20% are into nerds >This game is literally Yoshi-P's Magical Realm >Anon can literally raise his hand on a capital city and girls would form a line or spirit him away to an inn >Elf girls, cat girls, lizard girls, lizard girls (true), bird girls, bunny girls, every flavor of animals, giant fricking women >Even major plot characters could join in given the circumstances and their background
>"WELL I WANNA FRICK THE DEFORMED MIDGET THAT TALKS FUNNY" >The cute fairy? >"NO THE SAND Black person WITH STUNTED LIMBS"
do you think square will do anything if i set up a burner twitter account and just tweet accounts/pics of modded lalafel porn to them?
and also keep asking them why did they allow their game to turn into a safe haven for literal pedophiles?
depends, if its the japanese side of twitter, then they'll probably won't care until they are pressured by western cuckolds a.k.a the western fanbase. If its the west, they'll cope like the normalfailures in here
no
they'll only do anything if one of them is stupid enough to have their character name attached to it
Pic related is an example of a ryne modder getting smote for having his name attached to his twitter account.
since this is the pedo thread, would anyone happen to have more of that shotacon thighlander that was posted a couple threads ago? Asking for a friend.
since this is the pedo thread, would anyone happen to have more of that shotacon thighlander that was posted a couple threads ago? Asking for a friend.
where did that homosexual go to? I was supposed to tell him I killed his bro but he just fricking dissapeared forever somewhere wtffff. I really need to replay the game
He hangs out in the Rising Stones until you finished the ShB role quests, at which point there's a quest to bring him to the First to link up with Cylva.
they nailed it in her case, they probably used a different body compared to other NPCs, meaning SQ probably DID care at some point but simply took the lazy route
>Being a healer is easy they said >Start progging Golbez EX >Mechanics that rely specifically on healers or the raid wipes >60 mins of "oops I didn't run out fast enough and got clipped by the out aoe and died to the stack mechanic" >60 mins of "I literally can't see during tower KB -wait why do I randomly have a flare marker as a healer?!" >60 mins of "Are we doing True North or relative? (Meanwhile I just run to where ever the other group isn't)"
It's times like this the idea of just playing muscle memory DPS sounds like a better deal than being the sole reason 7 other people just wasted 60 minutes of their lives.
>stand in the middle if you have a gigantic knock marker >stand at 7 o'clock if you have a gigantic flare marker >stand at 4 o'clock if you have nothing
Healers such big brains how do they do it?
Only think you can possibly call markers for are LP stack positions after the chariot or the order of the gales, but if you aren't using voice chat that's out of the window.
If you're just doing PF then markers are fricking useless. You can use them for clock spots after the dynamo but you don't need them.
the entire dance is led by the healers, everyone else just follows their assigned group (and they still somehow frick up the spread mechanic half hte time). Gale 2 is like 10x simpler for dps / tanks
everyone else just sticks to you , you have to know where to go. So yeah, the fact you have to actually know the mechanic (compared to everyone else) makes it 10x more difficult.
If people are just sticking to you instead of running where they need to go, you're playing with shitters.
I guess this is why Devour filtered so many statics though.
>Just caught one of the new rare animals. The large boar of paradise
After fricking 3 days of trying. God damn it.
The mushroom and the giant spriggan are next...
The only hard part about it is that you need 8 people alive and doing the correct thing for double meteor, which happens twice. If someone's dead going into it or during it you're done, try again.
Aside from that the enrage is so hilariously long you can have a shitshow of a pull and bungle your way to the end.
I've seen some absolutely awful kills with 10+ deaths.
tbh I thought Giott was male the whole time too, because he had a male head and a male name. Does he have female pronouns in the moonrune translation
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Yes. Once Giott removes her helmet, she's referred to as female by everyone else. Her entire flashback series is about her and her sister, and the fate of many of the other women of the tribe.
12 months ago
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His
He's
Male
His
His
His
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I see you ran out of arguments
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I think I recognize this manhwa
12 months ago
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I normally dislike manwha, but I got like 4 of em I'm reading now.
12 months ago
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yeah, it's nice to have fun with silly things. Also sometimes there are pretty nice drawings and I like some of the folklore representation that I don't know at all;
12 months ago
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Until you show me Giott's penis, she has a vegana.
>haven't bought a single raid piece, just rocking a mix of dungeon, alliance and lunar envoy gear alongside radiant or classical weapons. I put some Savage Aim X's onto my Samurai >everyone else I examine has a full set of the latest tier and are fully pentamelded
Am I the weird one? Am I playing this game wrong?
If you're a raid troony then you want to be in pre-raid BiS already.
If you're a casual just wait for the alliance raid next patch and get pre-expansion BiS.
>Frontline >your team runs away from every single fight >so much so that the enemy team chases you to your spawn for free kills
Is Frontline like 99% bots or what?
Then do whatever the frick you want.
You don't exactly need to no life when you've got a full week to craft one set, I'd call it the bare minimum of effort really, but you do you.
Something brand new.
Also Arithmetician returns, Tataru picks it up, and becomes a god with her mathematical prowess as shown by her eternally-living Carbuncle.
After all the "BTN is the base class for RPR" memes for Endwalker I thought it would be neat if the new caster job was also "upgraded" from a non-combat thing, namely the skywatchers you see in every settlement
Instead of just reading the weather they actively shape it and bring forth natural disasters. Their big spells would be quake, tornado, tsunami, and so on which you'd build up to with meters that correspond to the respective weather event's intensity scales (Richter, Fujita, etc)
It'd pull abilities from some older jobs like geomancer and oracle as well for lore purposes, call it like Harbinger or something and give it a sort of witch doctor aesthetic like Ezana from Triangle Strategy (pic rel)
>Lightspeed >Divination >Earthly Star >Horoscope
Also Time Mage has also used both time and space magic. Which is what AST does. Reminder that the way time is tracked is by the movement of celestial bodies.
12 months ago
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None of those have anything to do with manipulating time except for lightspeed. AST is space mage + gambler, it's not a time mage anymore at all. Luckily all those skills they deleted or virtually deleted could be reused for an actual time mage.
12 months ago
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>predicting the future isn't related to time magic
It makes me laugh so much that there are people so sensitive about funny little midget race that they'll perpetually seethe and throw tantrums about them. Must be getting defensive after seeing something that makes them reflect on their own immaturity or something right?
>Hephaestus merges with his sociopathic personality, burns Hegemone until she submits to him and returns home with The Heart of Sabik
I love a happy ending!
I figured I'd get away with not spending tomestones. Leveling roulette and Alliance roulette don't put me in higher leveled dungeons
12 months ago
Anonymous
Not him but do you people really bother with upgrading all the time?
This explains so fricking much about the quality of players I'm seeing in EW content.
12 months ago
Anonymous
Not him but do you people really bother with upgrading all the time?
12 months ago
Anonymous
At the very least upgrade as you do duties, anon. Unless you are solely leveling via roulettes, you will acquire SOME gear.
12 months ago
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I only spam 50/60/70/80 Dungeons. The only way I'd ever be put in something I'm undergeared for is the 1 daily leveling roulette I do. But tbh that's not really my problem and the others will have to adjust if that happens.
12 months ago
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Leveling won't do it either, because by HW they have ilvl requirements.
>lalafells are children because they look like children >I am a woman because I look like a woman
is there any overlap between delusional trannies and antipedos?
People who play this race seriously definitely have at least one issue. Even considering it for lulz is opening one to falling down a dark rabbit hole.
i play femlala but i REFUSE to conform and relate to you modding diaper-shitting degenerates
loves me some head pats and consenting male hyur relationships though
Avoid the toddler lookalikes
Instead place Taru on your shoulders and give them something to magic burst, laugh as the popoto dies from the monster's glance
nooo you don't understand it'll be fricking kino kino based kino if alisaie gets turned into a primal against her will somehow and we have to put her down!
Even More based if first part of endwalker would've been about trying to rescue the twins while game shows us cutscenes of garlean sciencists don't inhumane experiments on them and the twins would be begging for death haha.
I was one of them. Here were my justifications:
we knew about sin eaters, but the trailer editing made it seem like ALL sin eaters worked like lightwarden did. that, paired with what we knew of primals, pixies being freshly revealed, and that Alisaie seemed at the time to be the type to embrace forbidden methods to achieve a goal, would become Titania and devour sin eaters to prevent them from reappearing
I don't recall if I ever postulated how we'd bring an end to it though, but given what we knew of the echo and tempering back then, the Titania-primal she mantled would have tempered her so she'd be stuck in a self perpetuating loop
remember when morons thought Alisaie or Alphinaud was going to be Titania?
Every expac is led with people speculating about one or both the twins being murdered. SB was the same, all the wild predictions about Alphinaud dying in the war.
nooo you don't understand it'll be fricking kino kino based kino if alisaie gets turned into a primal against her will somehow and we have to put her down!
People really want one or both of the twins to die, huh.
People just want another death of someone that actually matters. The writers have milked Haurchefaunt for so long. It's hard to feel like there's any real danger when Zero flat out says "it's okay we can save Azdaja after we kill Zeromus", pretty much removing any potential drama that whole shitshow had.
>milked >mentioned 3 times in the entire MSQ post heavensward >once by his father, other two times were dialogueless flashbacks >is one of 5 to show up at aitiascope
do people need to die to drive progression anon? do you feel the bloodlust rising within you when characters 'fulfill their purpose?' blood for the GRRM throne?
People who say it's milked are generally getting it from the community- every few weeks there's someone making some tribute or shrine to the characters, so it ends up getting tiresome, and then the few times the game does so (and always relevant to what's going on) they feel like it's overplayed.
They haven't milked him as bad as Ganker memes about, but I do agree that the game could do with some more death done in a meaningful way. It shouldn't go full GoT killing people nonsensically left and right, so a lot of stuff with the twins is moronic. And people that wanted Thancred to die after the Ran'jit thing are kind of missing the idea that you want a character to survive after completing a character development arc so their new development can actually be shown...
But, for example, Thancred staying dead in Ultima Thule, even if the others survive, would have been a MASSIVE and emotional gut punch that really stuck with people. I don't mind that he survived, but it would have been a really emotionally poignant place to have a death. It's thematically appropriate that he's revived, and I get why the writers are hesitant to actually kill him. Audiences can get rabid when a long-term character dies, and the Scions have been with us for over a decade.
Vrtra dying to save Azdaja would be really tragic and take his stuff full-circle, even if it would continue the trend of THAVNAIR MUST SUFFER.
The only reason people think Thancred should have died after Ran'jit is because the way the scene was made. It's very obviously written as a death scene, but then they pull a "hehe gotcha ;)" when you return to the group. If they didn't want to kill him they just shouldn't have written it that way. It's cheap. And now we know ahead of time that the story won't have stakes, so it's pretty hard to get invested in it. I was actually surprised when Azdaja was fed to Zeromus and it looked like Vrtra wasn't going to get a happy ending. But then they assured us she'll be saved somehow next time.
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Yeah, it's framed as if he's dead but people saying he SHOULD have died are going beyond just falling from the framing.
12 months ago
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They should have shown Urianger showing up on the scene to save him so it feels less like a convenient asspull.
12 months ago
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>missing the point this hard
Holy shit you're moronic. The whole reason it's framed as a death scene is because it's meant to show that Thancred was so obsessed with Minfillia that giving her up is tantamount to him dying. It's not the same Thancred that survives, he had to literally kill the old Thancred to beat Pajeet and give up on bringing Minfillia back.
12 months ago
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Was just about to type this out. Thanks. It's amazing how fricking stupid the HURRR MAIN CHARACTERS SHOULD DIE crowd is.
Frankly I was mad Ranjit didn't die there. There was zero point in him surviving.
12 months ago
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>It's amazing how fricking stupid the HURRR MAIN CHARACTERS SHOULD DIE crowd is.
Are you just incapable of actually reading? I said the problem is the scene was written as a death scene and a cheap fakeout. That's the problem. I don't think characters should just die for cheap drama, I think that if the writers write a death scene then they should fricking follow through on it and maintain stakes in the story.
The Thancred v Ranjit fight was the single most obnoxious death fake out in a game that really walks the line of having far too many of them. It was much worse than even "Uh, Gotetsu and Yotsuyu somehow both survived ...?" and did fricking nothing with it. Thancred has been barely relevant since.
I loved ShB, but the entrie Ranjit plotline could be removed and the story would be better for it
>Turns up and is inexplicably stronger than the WoL >Immune to Fae bullshit for some reason >Y'shtola death fakeout >Thancred dies mortally wounding Ranj- just kidding another death fakeout, and Ranjit is fine too >Okay, we're ready for Vauthry to step in as villain. Ranjit randomly dies, entirely unceremoniously, in a random duty
He existed only to keep pushing the plot forwards, but the goal of hunting the Light Wardens did that already, he wasn't needed at all
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He's meant to be a foil for Thancred and to provide more lore and worldbuilding for Eulmore and Norvrandt as a whole. He represents the perspective of somebody that's truly lost hope to save Norvrandt after spending a lifetime trying and failing. He's also really never shown as stronger than the WoL. The only time we fight him before the fight in which we kill him, the fight gets interrupted partway through.
The decision to not kill any main characters is solely because they don't want to kill any fan favorites and potentially drive anyone away. If they were above cheap shock value they wouldn't rely on death fakeouts so much.
except lolorito had done that exact ploy before. guess you should have been doing sidequests in 1.x
>This asspull isn't actually an asspull because (Shit that's in a version of the game you cannot play anymore)
Oops! Live service moment.
>The decision to not kill any main characters
I love the phrasing. Like it is rule to murder characters and going against that is abnormal. You are an idiot.
here we see an anon who said something silly get clowned on. his first instinct: say something silly again, but don't quote anyone, so as to appear, a fresh poster
As someone who likes him and thinks it is little tiring referencing him so many times, it doesn't even approach the pathetic level of reviving him to sell the next xpac.
>thancred collapses
What you meant to write was: >Thancred literally stops his heart multiple times and burns through all his energy in the lengthiest solo battle in the game and then collapses, says goodbye, and has the scene close on his smashed up gunblade
Never forget that Alisaie jobbed so hard she got Alphinaud taken down with her and a mother killed. Gundalphinaud was soloing it perfectly fine before she charged in like a moron.
>emergency tactics ass
what ? i don't play the class much but it seems like a really good skill. just converts the barriers into straight up heals right ?
abysmal game
Lalafell? Don't like em
same
always leave when one joins the group
disgusting fricking freaks should have been drowned in a pond
lalafells are the only interesting thing about this game
They keep subverting our expectations. People thought Zero = Zeromus but that would be too obvious!
Mashing Potatoes
do they have this where it's just the boobs on the normal lalafell body?
Yes
disgusting piece of shit
literally
I love your lala! Do you have anymore pictures?
them breasts got stretch marks
one day I'll take more pictures, I've just been too busy crafting.
I'll be looking forward to when you do!
aaaa you're just too damn cute!
disgusting
i want to frick this thing
>>>/vg/
Trancer already malding
what mods???
Where can I watch potato porn?
Twitter and Pixiv
Ireland
Yoshi p is fricking ugly yikes
Shut the frick up and play the greatest video game of all time.
I emulated that crap 10 days before its release, it's mid.
Filtered.
It's not a good game.
You could have just stood there and shot four arrows.
Nice menu gameplay
Then why does he arbitrarily time gate character progression?
nyahahaha
Lalafail
very cute
how to find oval egg gf
I miss Alphinaud.
I miss his original voice
>sometimes you just need TWO GOOD MEN
Karellian gear when?
Never after the sami cried
Frick them tho, they cry about everything all the time.
>The trains are evil because they kill our reindeer when we leave them on the tracks
I wear that gear now just to spite the frickheads.
did they ever respond to that
lolno. Nobody in their right mind takes the Sami Council seriously. Not even other Sami.
i see, i was wondering if there was any legitimate beef there or its just whiners being whiners but if it's to where even their own kind see them as a joke then all is well
The Saami Council are known grifters. As someone else mentioned in the thread, they will straight up lead their reindeer onto train tracks so they get run over, then demand reparations. They are fricking snow monkeys.
Why do lalafells commission art the most out of any other playable race?
t. guy who draws gay lalamale shit
Because they are cultists obsessed with their character and race?
all the WoW commissions of their own characters are from obsessed cultists?
I don't know, I don't play westernshit
ewwww a KMMO fan
yo how do i find one of these but female
>yo how do i find one of these but female
luck
not smol enough
mini pekka
Maybe you draw good gay lalamale shit.
the /vg/ general would agree.
Love lalafells.
o rlly?
Yes.
>"They're not children I swear!"
found the pedo
get your eyes checked, "child" shouldn't be your takeaway from anime fetal alcohol syndrome face and a traffic cone shaped torso
Wife
She will be the leading man of Hiroi KINO
so now that we have an actually evil-Venat in Athena, can we put trancers to rest or will you all still give them the validation they desire?
lala legs
If anything people like Athena existing make the sundering even more pointless
sseacucumber
I joined a 6.4 static a few months ago, however after playing with them for the first time today (ex6), it is clear that don't fit in too well and should probably seek someone else. How pissed would you be if a member left the day before savage releases? I will feel bad tho, and I plan on helping them find a replacement asap
Hard to say, this is why you trial in advanced
Also: it is definitely on me. I should have asked for a trial
ffxiv is a welcome and inclusive community and i am sure they will accept any excuse you give them, sister of light
>same trancer spam photos
>extreme seethe about lalafell
discord sisters...
Frick off trancer you're not taking credit for my shitposts. Frick you, die.
>hurr only trancers hate lalas
Chinks are notorious trancers
That's japanese but can you elaborate more on that?
>That's japanese
Yeah chinks
It's literally a chink game you moronic /misc/rat
>moronic /misc/rat
But that's you?
Fine, whatever. Can you elaborate more on Japanese opinions on the ascians and Venat?
Chinks have their own version of the game, lala cultist, you are hated everywhere because you are scummy people
>this is one of the biggest lalaprostitutes to ever grace this site
cute but her prostituteness was probably far more than what I could handle
Made for hard breeding in mating press
post your face anon let's see yours
>that avatar
>that picture
How fricking delusional can one be
femra be like
This reminds me of back in the good old days when furries were the worst thing on the internet and you'd see drawings of their "fursona" and it'd be this perfect physiqued creature and then you'd see a photo of them and they were a troll looking hamplanet.
That's become the norm, now we've got people deluded into thinking they actually look like that.
I'm sure another 6 weeks and he will start to look like his ingame character!
reminds me of incels that think that lifting weights and eating chicken breast will make people like them
>delusions are basically the same thing as eating healthy and working out
Looks like that post hit a nerve
No it seems I did.
Is this the game you want to play?
yeah sure why not
I have a lot of hate for fitcels and troonycels
R E N T
F R E E
how does she smell?
with her nose
i like to imagine like strawberries and milk with a faint hint of piss
Sadu party member for 7.0.
Femdom is cringe
gimme that artist anon
Too bad lalafell don't make for aesthetic dancers.
>can't find new materials so he's always spamming the same 3 images
let me help you a bit
Living the goddamn dream.
respect to that man, anybody shunning him is a fricking normoid failure
how do you even go back to being normal after this hanging in the air
Why go back to normal? At this point the sane thing to do would be to just escalate it.
>teleport to quest marker
>right click NPC
>screen fades to black
>read text boxes while watching a drawn out movie made out of the same half dozen poorly animated slash emotes
>fades back in, in front another another npc with a quest marker
>right click NPC
>screen fades to black
>read text boxes while watching a drawn out movie made out of the same half dozen poorly animated slash emotes
>fades back in
>repeat for 800 hours
In what fricking universe is this "gameplay?"
>she doesn't enjoy EF EF EX EYE VEE while high on EH ER TEE
EN GEE EM EYE
You should really talk to a psych about your troony obsession anon
Don't tell me what to do, you mark ass b***h
Who the frick is you even?
>ART
Huh?
>not hitting escape + "yes" to skip cutscenes
Are you moronic? No one cares about the shitty half assed "story" in FFXIV or any other MMORPG. Everyone skips all the cutscenes and burns through the MSQ as fast as possible so they can unlock the duties that are locked behind it.
No they don't
I actually like the story, the problem is the way it's delivered and how maybe 1 in 10 cutscenes are actually good.
>Anyone that doesn't like us is a trancer
So, tanks are horrible for Eureka Orthros, correct?
For solo runs? They aren't bad, but can run out of time
Thanks for the answers. The shit I have to put up with for lore.
There's no unique lore for doing it solo.
I'm autistic
I already knew that, you play FFXIV.
That has nothing to do with what I just said though.
No. They're fine, world 1st sol was a WAR I believe. Healers are dogshit.
No and yes. Depends on who you ask. You might get different answers. Somewhere in the middle, actually. It could yes it could be no. Like a coin flip. You know what a coin flip is? Yeah. Unless the coin never lands. Then you have no answer. So judt go with your gut feeling, for better or for worse.
I've seen people using gathering bots for years without punishment and I'm asking myself why I'm not doing the same thing....
Botting and cheating goes unpunished, so you're wasting your time by not doing it.
Everyone does it.
Browner than shit. Yuck.
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I need more lala porn. Where is the good shit?
on /trash/ where they belong
https://twitter.com/apple_kurur_pic
>got invited to a wholesome picnic by a passing by male elzen + male aura couple
>got approached by a bisexual lala boy
>got gifted lots of random stuff
>got told that my char is cute multiple times
>farmed lots of headpats
yep, today was just another normal day playing as a femlala
love me some lalafell
>hair
lala mods are always so disgustingly grotesque
How are the new Ocean Fishing routes?
Are the blue fish as nightmarish as the previous ones?
I'm only going to resub for BLU but enjoy big fishing
Hey I made that one hahaha nice it still lives.
Just starting out, making an elf girl
light or dark?
White elves are upstanding members of society and have their own independently powerful state
DuskBlack folk live underground and survive by being criminals after they accidentally their own kingdom by consorting with demons and the undead
Hope this helps
Lalafeet
I long for a Ganker where people don't constantly bring up trannies for no fricking reason
Become a janny and ban anyone who does.
>GDQ thread
>bring up trannies for "no reason"
This is a FFXIV thread anon
I too wish for those halcyon days of 2012
>hurr why do they hate us so much
Probably because you’re an abomination sir.
literally rent free
>r-rent free!
Same as your body when your landlord discovers it
>I’m not mindfricked
You’ll remember this conversation and I’ll close thread and forget in 2 minutes. Heck of a “life” you live mutant.
why is he crying when he's thinking about limsa?
At this point I would take trannies over the trancer bogeyman, you literally can't discuss the game anymore
>spamming walls of text about my autistic headcanon is game discussion
>spamming walls of text about discord Black folk is game discussion
>Story debates aren't game discussion
Whenever your """debate""" is two autistic homosexuals yelling at strawmen and calling each other speed readers because no one is actually interested in possibly learning anything then no, it's not
>mention you hate how jobs play now
>durr trancer
>mention how relics have become a joke
>dhurhurr trancer
>mention eureka, bozja or ivalice
>hudhrur trancer
>tell lalas to stop spamming threads
>rhurhurhurh trancer
Protip: if you zero in and hyperfocus on the word trancer you're just giving away that you're one of them hun.
I don't care about zodiark or any of the ancient, I haven't cared about the main story since tsukuyomi, only side content still interest me, which shb and ew horribly lacked
ok trancer
Thanks for proving me right
Only a trancer would deny being a trancer. Get the frick out of here.
Ok pedophile
learn to drop it and not engage, moron
>I'M NOT A TRANCER I'M NOT A TRANCER I'M JUST EXTREMELY CONCERNED WITH BEING CALLED A TRANCER
Oh hun...
>tsukuyomi
shit writing and shit characters just as the rest of SB, but of course, what could we expect from Stormtrash, it was WoW levels of bad
I'd take wow over the generic anime shit shb and ew were
>dude DESPAIR
Luckily for you WoW is still online so maybe you should go to your gay furry sanctuary.
I don't play western games, instead I will keep playing xiv while ignoring the shit msq because it still has side content I like Eureka and Werlyt
actual schizo poster
>SB wasn't generic anime enough
kek
lmao even
No, if Tsuyo was written by WoW's writers she would have survived her trial, she would have overcome her tragic past and evil deeds and risen up to become the true ruler of Garlemald, learning the errors of her ways and making it a multi culti paradise. And she'd be fricking the writer's self insert.
>shit character would have been worse
agreed, blizzard outdid themselves many times on that
shouldn't have sat idle while they were at work then
Does Zero wear gear meant only for herself like Tenzen or Estinien's dragon-blood armor, or does she have a custom body meant only for herself like Zenos, I know she uses the male hyur body and probably a modified male viera face but I don't know if her gear is actually dedicated to her and I can access it
I want to wear it for myself
It'll be cash shop only
Not what I asked, I want to know if she actually has a usable gear ID
Not sure if it's what you're after but when 6.2 came out I was able to just put her gear+weapon on my WoL using anamnesis
That is what I'm interested in, want to know her gear IDs if applicable. That's good that it can be just ported over like that
IIRC her body is male viera. Its primo mogstation material
She uses a female Midlander body with male Midlander animations. She doesn't use a unique body, though, just unique face and hair like Ryne.
I'm pretty sure her breasts are even at 100 on the slider, she just wears armor so you can't see her enormous autistic breasts.
Remember when everyone was trying to claim she used a male midlander body with a male viera face?
Yeah, when it's probably false because you can just strip her armor off with any of the trainer tools.
Giott's decidedly female, she just used male animations when her helmet was on so that the story would ruse you. And because their /playdead is funnier.
>Giott's decidedly female, she just used male animations
But they can make female Lalafells use male animations because they share a skeleton, so there's no reason at all to do that.
She's called 'her' and she's obviously female, so I don't think there's much reason to fuss over them lazily just changing her gender to easily do the animations since you can't see her face.
You can, and it's a male lala
Don't engage the Giott autist. He just wants to dream of fricking a male dwarf.
Giott is trans, there was no reason to change her body type
>so I don't think there's much reason to fuss over them lazily just changing her gender to easily do the animations
Because nothing needs to be changed in the first place.
>She uses a female Midlander body with male Midlander animations
It makes me laugh lalas are still defending Giott
i imagine giott was a beta-test for zero's gender-agnostic slapdash since she does use a blend of male and female animations and parts
It has never been an issue, pretty sure Leofard uses elezen animations
eh you'd think so but fran in the ivalice raids doesn't use current viera animations/skeletons, actually she doesn't correspond to any of the current races according to garland tools
>She uses a female Midlander body with male Midlander animations.
But I was told this was impossible and that's why they HAD to make Giott use a male body for the one emote despite Lalafells having a shared skeleton and emote list.
I like to fish
>World is full of 11/10 girls and 20/10 monster girls down to frick anything that moves
>30% are into ugly bastards
>40% are into monsters
>10% are into xenos
>20% are into nerds
>This game is literally Yoshi-P's Magical Realm
>Anon can literally raise his hand on a capital city and girls would form a line or spirit him away to an inn
>Elf girls, cat girls, lizard girls, lizard girls (true), bird girls, bunny girls, every flavor of animals, giant fricking women
>Even major plot characters could join in given the circumstances and their background
>"WELL I WANNA FRICK THE DEFORMED MIDGET THAT TALKS FUNNY"
>The cute fairy?
>"NO THE SAND Black person WITH STUNTED LIMBS"
Explain yourselves
lalapedos
pedolalas
i just prefer the lalafel body type
pedophile
i prefer little girl enthusiast
you dont have to praise us
I love lalas because they are the closest thing in this game to little girls
we are nothing like that. we have big hips, we like men and you won't go to jail
then why are my pedosenses tingling?
It is a mystery
god i want my own lala onalhole
What is this then?
I wished, but I can't play as them, not interested in starting up mods for it either
>Implying I'm limiting myself to JUST lalas because I choose them.
Enter a Midna thread
Half of the freaking cast is a Midna in this game anon. Her persona carried that game, not the silly imp.
You know damn well that the appeal of Midna is the 40lbs of pussy and ass.
>pic related is a 11/10
not among men at least
>everyone has to enjoy the same thing
doesnt that just seem boring? also let people enjoy things
I want to frick the midget that talks funny. I have explained myself. I also want to frick garuda. Problem?
>Problem
Yes, Garuda doesn't share
I want to kick a lalafell.
But you lack the cardio to make it to the Football field, let alone the goal. How are you gonna kick anything that high?
do you think square will do anything if i set up a burner twitter account and just tweet accounts/pics of modded lalafel porn to them?
and also keep asking them why did they allow their game to turn into a safe haven for literal pedophiles?
No unless those pictures have identifying information in them they won't do shit. You just telling them who they are isn't enough.
no
they'll only do anything if one of them is stupid enough to have their character name attached to it
try it and find out. They'll probably shut down the game.
Pretty sure someone's tried that before.
Square didn't care, and Twitter banned the account for abuse.
>literal pedophiles
How do you dumb fricking normalBlack person tumors find this website?
You see giving Lalafells big breasts and womanly hips makes them pedos.
depends, if its the japanese side of twitter, then they'll probably won't care until they are pressured by western cuckolds a.k.a the western fanbase. If its the west, they'll cope like the normalfailures in here
Pic related is an example of a ryne modder getting smote for having his name attached to his twitter account.
Ask /vg/. No, really. That guy is from there.
>didnt care about the implication of a minor's body
>simply took a general stance against modding
wow, a professional GM? these days?
fake as frick btw
since this is the pedo thread, would anyone happen to have more of that shotacon thighlander that was posted a couple threads ago? Asking for a friend.
imgur purged all porn so it's RIP
>imgur purged all porn
>deleted the porn
>people keep posting it
kek, its a never ending war for them
the fact is kids are kind of ugly in ffxiv
where did that homosexual go to? I was supposed to tell him I killed his bro but he just fricking dissapeared forever somewhere wtffff. I really need to replay the game
He hangs out in the Rising Stones until you finished the ShB role quests, at which point there's a quest to bring him to the First to link up with Cylva.
yeah never seen that quest ... fricking weird. I'll just ng+ I guess
Do you still have Urianger Classic in the Waking Sands
You think lalas look any better?
I want this voidsent to rape me.
every voidsent is WoL's property
>actual pedos are defending how sexy children are in ffxiv
Just pointing out how lalas really are shaped
then we are in agreement. Lalafell are obese hobbits.
This. I like Lalafell because they're the pudgiest race. They're stout.
>frogposter has a dumb take
aye, you didnt have to point out the obvious
In ffxiv?
sandpeople lalas are abominations without soul
just laziness, they reused assets
works on my machine
they nailed it in her case, they probably used a different body compared to other NPCs, meaning SQ probably DID care at some point but simply took the lazy route
Hyur and Elezen children were made in 1.0, Miqo'te children were made in HW.
that explains it then
Where the hell are Zero and Estinien after MSQ
>Being a healer is easy they said
>Start progging Golbez EX
>Mechanics that rely specifically on healers or the raid wipes
>60 mins of "oops I didn't run out fast enough and got clipped by the out aoe and died to the stack mechanic"
>60 mins of "I literally can't see during tower KB -wait why do I randomly have a flare marker as a healer?!"
>60 mins of "Are we doing True North or relative? (Meanwhile I just run to where ever the other group isn't)"
It's times like this the idea of just playing muscle memory DPS sounds like a better deal than being the sole reason 7 other people just wasted 60 minutes of their lives.
>stand in the middle if you have a gigantic knock marker
>stand at 7 o'clock if you have a gigantic flare marker
>stand at 4 o'clock if you have nothing
Healers such big brains how do they do it?
Now frick it up because you weren't dead center and be the reason you wipe X4
Just put a marker in the middle of the room, you don't need them for anything else.
Noted. But also since I'm never the one to place those markers down in the first place wtf are those markers even for?
Only think you can possibly call markers for are LP stack positions after the chariot or the order of the gales, but if you aren't using voice chat that's out of the window.
If you're just doing PF then markers are fricking useless. You can use them for clock spots after the dynamo but you don't need them.
the entire dance is led by the healers, everyone else just follows their assigned group (and they still somehow frick up the spread mechanic half hte time). Gale 2 is like 10x simpler for dps / tanks
>Gale 2 is like 10x simpler for dps / tanks
>I need to do the same dodge as everyone else but move out for enum at some point
Woah 10x harder
everyone else just sticks to you , you have to know where to go. So yeah, the fact you have to actually know the mechanic (compared to everyone else) makes it 10x more difficult.
If people are just sticking to you instead of running where they need to go, you're playing with shitters.
I guess this is why Devour filtered so many statics though.
>It's another healer thinks their job is hard
lol
lmao
only trannies and women """"main"""" healer. its no wonder they complain so much.
>Just caught one of the new rare animals. The large boar of paradise
After fricking 3 days of trying. God damn it.
The mushroom and the giant spriggan are next...
Lalafell
God that body looks like it could pump out so many children.
>artstyle seems oddly familiar
did he do art for Monster Hunter by any chance?
Lalamen.
sorry, am only into female lalas
Is Golbez easy? I made it all the way to Limit Cut on Rubicante.
The only hard part about it is that you need 8 people alive and doing the correct thing for double meteor, which happens twice. If someone's dead going into it or during it you're done, try again.
Aside from that the enrage is so hilariously long you can have a shitshow of a pull and bungle your way to the end.
I've seen some absolutely awful kills with 10+ deaths.
Miqote and au ra kids also use the male midlander body
Damn, guess they're men.
No, since they have a female head
Then Giott is female, since she has a female head.
>since she has a female head.
He doesn't.
Cute girl.
tbh I thought Giott was male the whole time too, because he had a male head and a male name. Does he have female pronouns in the moonrune translation
Yes. Once Giott removes her helmet, she's referred to as female by everyone else. Her entire flashback series is about her and her sister, and the fate of many of the other women of the tribe.
His
He's
Male
His
His
His
I see you ran out of arguments
I think I recognize this manhwa
I normally dislike manwha, but I got like 4 of em I'm reading now.
yeah, it's nice to have fun with silly things. Also sometimes there are pretty nice drawings and I like some of the folklore representation that I don't know at all;
Until you show me Giott's penis, she has a vegana.
my wife giott is so cute
No they don't
>haven't bought a single raid piece, just rocking a mix of dungeon, alliance and lunar envoy gear alongside radiant or classical weapons. I put some Savage Aim X's onto my Samurai
>everyone else I examine has a full set of the latest tier and are fully pentamelded
Am I the weird one? Am I playing this game wrong?
Groups going into savage Panda next week want to be prepared. If you're not going in then it doesn't matter.
If you're a raid troony then you want to be in pre-raid BiS already.
If you're a casual just wait for the alliance raid next patch and get pre-expansion BiS.
it doesn't really matter, since you'll be filtered by the ilvl requirements for any content that requires DPS to be sentient.
Let me tell you about my ilvl641 minimum Golbez parties.
>Frontline
>your team runs away from every single fight
>so much so that the enemy team chases you to your spawn for free kills
Is Frontline like 99% bots or what?
Potato feet!
WHY THE FRICK IS THE MUSHROOM SO HARD TO CATCH THIS FRICKER ESCAPES IN THE FIRST TRY EACH TIME FRICKKKK
lalabutt
Snapchat filters in a fantasy game drive me up a fricking wall.
>fantasy game
ma'an, this is second life japanese edition
>create the myth that femras are trannies on /vg/
>the first trans character was a lala
I clap
The first "trans" character was akshually a male highlander.
tbh there is a lot of gender weird lalafells in game.
Ejika is a little gay, but he never once pretended to be a woman
>there exist guides on how to complete dungeons in this game
I don't know why I'm surprised, but I am
didn't ask
Wich tokens drops from each normal raid? I don't know what gear to get as SAM from the normal raids on week 1.
>Caring about raiding
My condolences.
>normal
Doesn't matter.
If you care, wear pentamelded crafted.
If you don't care, just roll at random or go for glam you like.
pentameld is for turbo Black folk. I'm not aiming for no life 1 week
Then do whatever the frick you want.
You don't exactly need to no life when you've got a full week to craft one set, I'd call it the bare minimum of effort really, but you do you.
Neat, Zero's gear is functional on female Midlanders.
Boo, Zero's gear isn't modeled to use any hairstyle or face that isn't her own, so I can't wear it on my male Highlander.
pedo thread
are those pedophiles in the room with you right now?
Where?
if this doesn't make you diamonds, then i'm sorry but you are gay
I hate lalafells
Why? dude
are midgetlanders that tall in game?
Scream is awful. It suckin fricks it frickin sucks it fricking blows its a piece of shit and I don't like it
SAAYYYY GOODNIGHT
With each wipe does your sanity die!
YOU WERE NEVER TRULY ALIVE
What job should Krile be in 7.0?
Dead
BLU
courtesan
cuck
Something brand new.
Also Arithmetician returns, Tataru picks it up, and becomes a god with her mathematical prowess as shown by her eternally-living Carbuncle.
corpse
Krile shouldn't exist in 7.0, FF references shouldn't in the msq
>FF references shouldn't in the ms-ACK!
>comparing a fight to a character constantly in your face at all time that will never go away
>comparing a fight to a character constantly in your fa-ACK!
That's a fight, not a main character
>Emet-Selch isn't a main character
I swear if this c**t appears in 7.0 I'm dropping the game.
They had him in the studio to voice Althyk for some reason so I am concerned.
Isn't nald'thal emet and the guy who voices hythlodaeus as well?
It's actually G'raha's voice actor trying to mimic them.
>Emet-Selch is Hades at all time and its part of his character
He's not even an alchemist
>Emet-Selch is Hades at all time and its part of his character
His name is literally Hades. Emet-Selch is his job title.
XIV Krile isn't a human princess that talks to animals so there should be no problem
Hades is Emet's true name. Emet-Selch is the name of his position on the Convocation, skipgay.
>Hades isn't a main character
Wew.
Then Biggs and Wedge shouldn't be in the MSQ either?
guess we can't have a warrior of light then
True we should delete the entire game
Patty?
Unironically Hydaelyn Trance job
That's an interesting idea. Krile having some of her power left in her giving her a boost would be neat
Mimic would be badass.
Revamped Oracle/Mystic like Sage was, as a Casting job with abilities based on the Twelve.
I'm still hoping for COR as the new Scouting job.
After all the "BTN is the base class for RPR" memes for Endwalker I thought it would be neat if the new caster job was also "upgraded" from a non-combat thing, namely the skywatchers you see in every settlement
Instead of just reading the weather they actively shape it and bring forth natural disasters. Their big spells would be quake, tornado, tsunami, and so on which you'd build up to with meters that correspond to the respective weather event's intensity scales (Richter, Fujita, etc)
It'd pull abilities from some older jobs like geomancer and oracle as well for lore purposes, call it like Harbinger or something and give it a sort of witch doctor aesthetic like Ezana from Triangle Strategy (pic rel)
>weathermage
Actually sounds interesting.
I think I'd rather just get Time Mage.
Good thing they added that in Heavensward
>inb4 but what does predicting the future or doing astrology have to do with time???
Good thing they removed everything Time Mage about it in 5.0 except Gravity
>Lightspeed
>Divination
>Earthly Star
>Horoscope
Also Time Mage has also used both time and space magic. Which is what AST does. Reminder that the way time is tracked is by the movement of celestial bodies.
None of those have anything to do with manipulating time except for lightspeed. AST is space mage + gambler, it's not a time mage anymore at all. Luckily all those skills they deleted or virtually deleted could be reused for an actual time mage.
>predicting the future isn't related to time magic
IRL lalafell
It makes me laugh so much that there are people so sensitive about funny little midget race that they'll perpetually seethe and throw tantrums about them. Must be getting defensive after seeing something that makes them reflect on their own immaturity or something right?
Can't be because lalas are always played by unbearable shitlords who deserve to be hit by a car
That's not true at all. The obnoxious memelords are a minority and mostly contained to male lala players.
Everyone in XIV is like either like that, or stupid.
Lala players are just on average less stupid. Guess which you are.
That's a funny joke, everyone knows the kind of people you people are
and it seems our superiority has caused some controversy.
Superior unless it's patch day and dalamud isn't working, eh?
tbh I don't find XIV's gameplay that fun so I don't even bother with shit like that.
I don't understand the gif
hes cheating
Fricking lalafel players pissed themselves and cried over that fricking height chair the devs added to the game. I wouldn't talk.
versus the many sins of fem miqo and aura I don't think you should talk either.
>lalafel players pissed themselves
oh no, seems like someone needs a diapy :3
because it’s not actually designed for lalafell. A better solution would have been a placeable booster cushion.
>Hephaestus merges with his sociopathic personality, burns Hegemone until she submits to him and returns home with The Heart of Sabik
I love a happy ending!
%3D
lalafell toes
Threadly "FFXIV isn't actually an MMO" post
Can't I just have the animations of Sage but I still get to chainstun everything without targeting with Holy
You can, yes. Just mod the Holy vfx. It's moronicly simple.
Why did they make them so thicc?
louder farts
Because Akihiko Yoshida was the art director for 1.0.
Will he ever come back? I need more thighboots and leotards.
Probably not since they have like 3 different yoshida imitators on payroll
Gonna coom.
we optimized our stat builds
How do you get in on the Frontline premades to get 100% win rate?
hello
I don't understand you. Do you exist solely to shitpost?
the games community is incredibly unwell
he plays a modded lalafell. What do you think?
do not speak to my beautiful fat ass lala slampig with your impure tongue, brainlet
He's a vulpera player from WoW that migrated in with the e-celebs so take a guess.
ruined
>Queue up for Trial roulette
>Susano
>MCH player has like 5k HP less than anyone
>Check them
>Fricking i130 gear
>They're a mentor to boot
>63 trial
>still using gear that is BiS for your level
What's the issue?
ironworks gear is bis for 63. you heard it here first
Wait hang on, yeah I misread that. Can i130 even queue for Susano?
They sure can. No item level requirement.
Well that needs to be frickin fixed then. I doubt he intentionally queued for it.
I got Titania in a roulette when I was rocking Shire gear
Why would you still be wearing Shire gear at 73?
I figured I'd get away with not spending tomestones. Leveling roulette and Alliance roulette don't put me in higher leveled dungeons
This explains so fricking much about the quality of players I'm seeing in EW content.
Not him but do you people really bother with upgrading all the time?
At the very least upgrade as you do duties, anon. Unless you are solely leveling via roulettes, you will acquire SOME gear.
I only spam 50/60/70/80 Dungeons. The only way I'd ever be put in something I'm undergeared for is the 1 daily leveling roulette I do. But tbh that's not really my problem and the others will have to adjust if that happens.
Leveling won't do it either, because by HW they have ilvl requirements.
Good. Then I'm save with 1 upgrade every 10 lvls.
>lv50 ARR gear is bis for lv64 SB content
i130 is level 50 gear buddy
this thread got me to resub, I miss her, I miss my little potato.
>made my alt a femlala
>she's so cute
>resisting the urge every day to turn my main into a lala as well
Is the DK rotation still a thing?
rate my lala
cute
looks like she's very sexually aggressive but the instant someone responds she gets super shy
>suddenly, Ganker is full of pedophiles
What the frick happened?
out of ten!
Having 24 people in Euphrosyne is apparently canon.
well yeah. its an official venture from the students of baldesion and the continent's biggest mercenary HQ is just down the road from it
>Strong enough to duke It out with gods
>Autistic enough to ask biologists why does the shrimp not magically turn into a sword
Azem is a state of mind
>lalafells are children because they look like children
>I am a woman because I look like a woman
is there any overlap between delusional trannies and antipedos?
If you want to do short people you do something like the hobbits wich don't look like childrens at all. At least accept you're a pedo and schizo.
ESL normies like you don't belong here, what year did you find this site?
keep seething, Black person
>beat MSQ
>Beat pandemonium
>Read the tatatu quest
Is there anything else to do?
Im not really interested in raids whatsoever.
Fishing
epstein's island. aside from that see you in 6.45
Yugiri
why does she curse her voice actresses?
Hingashi adventures with her
Let's overthrow their government
Yes! WoL and Yugiri can rule Hingashi as Shogun and wife.
>in Halatali
>notice the tank absolutely melting in a tiny double pull and check his armor to see that he's wearing Lv1 glam gear
Is this reportable?
Not really, no.
However, he straight up admitted to using a modded client. THAT is reportable. Have fun!
People who play this race seriously definitely have at least one issue. Even considering it for lulz is opening one to falling down a dark rabbit hole.
anyone who plays XIV at all already has multiple issues.
i play femlala but i REFUSE to conform and relate to you modding diaper-shitting degenerates
loves me some head pats and consenting male hyur relationships though
Avoid the toddler lookalikes
Instead place Taru on your shoulders and give them something to magic burst, laugh as the popoto dies from the monster's glance
>not a troony game
>complains about trannies
>posts himself using /vg/
>/vg/
What the frick did you expect?
rent free
>troll OP image made to frick with the general
>see! i totally got you guys!
damage control
remember when morons thought Alisaie or Alphinaud was going to be Titania?
nooo you don't understand it'll be fricking kino kino based kino if alisaie gets turned into a primal against her will somehow and we have to put her down!
Even More based if first part of endwalker would've been about trying to rescue the twins while game shows us cutscenes of garlean sciencists don't inhumane experiments on them and the twins would be begging for death haha.
I was one of them. Here were my justifications:
we knew about sin eaters, but the trailer editing made it seem like ALL sin eaters worked like lightwarden did. that, paired with what we knew of primals, pixies being freshly revealed, and that Alisaie seemed at the time to be the type to embrace forbidden methods to achieve a goal, would become Titania and devour sin eaters to prevent them from reappearing
I don't recall if I ever postulated how we'd bring an end to it though, but given what we knew of the echo and tempering back then, the Titania-primal she mantled would have tempered her so she'd be stuck in a self perpetuating loop
I supported the theory only because it sounded incredibly hot
Every expac is led with people speculating about one or both the twins being murdered. SB was the same, all the wild predictions about Alphinaud dying in the war.
remember when Alphinaud was Elidibus AND the voice trying to warn us about the future?
People really want one or both of the twins to die, huh.
People just want another death of someone that actually matters. The writers have milked Haurchefaunt for so long. It's hard to feel like there's any real danger when Zero flat out says "it's okay we can save Azdaja after we kill Zeromus", pretty much removing any potential drama that whole shitshow had.
we get like one horsefart mention every two years
Ganker milks it harder than Squeenix does
>milked
>mentioned 3 times in the entire MSQ post heavensward
>once by his father, other two times were dialogueless flashbacks
>is one of 5 to show up at aitiascope
do people need to die to drive progression anon? do you feel the bloodlust rising within you when characters 'fulfill their purpose?' blood for the GRRM throne?
meanwhile they shove Emet and Elidibus dick down our throats in 1.5 xpacs
People who say it's milked are generally getting it from the community- every few weeks there's someone making some tribute or shrine to the characters, so it ends up getting tiresome, and then the few times the game does so (and always relevant to what's going on) they feel like it's overplayed.
They haven't milked him as bad as Ganker memes about, but I do agree that the game could do with some more death done in a meaningful way. It shouldn't go full GoT killing people nonsensically left and right, so a lot of stuff with the twins is moronic. And people that wanted Thancred to die after the Ran'jit thing are kind of missing the idea that you want a character to survive after completing a character development arc so their new development can actually be shown...
But, for example, Thancred staying dead in Ultima Thule, even if the others survive, would have been a MASSIVE and emotional gut punch that really stuck with people. I don't mind that he survived, but it would have been a really emotionally poignant place to have a death. It's thematically appropriate that he's revived, and I get why the writers are hesitant to actually kill him. Audiences can get rabid when a long-term character dies, and the Scions have been with us for over a decade.
Vrtra dying to save Azdaja would be really tragic and take his stuff full-circle, even if it would continue the trend of THAVNAIR MUST SUFFER.
The only reason people think Thancred should have died after Ran'jit is because the way the scene was made. It's very obviously written as a death scene, but then they pull a "hehe gotcha ;)" when you return to the group. If they didn't want to kill him they just shouldn't have written it that way. It's cheap. And now we know ahead of time that the story won't have stakes, so it's pretty hard to get invested in it. I was actually surprised when Azdaja was fed to Zeromus and it looked like Vrtra wasn't going to get a happy ending. But then they assured us she'll be saved somehow next time.
Yeah, it's framed as if he's dead but people saying he SHOULD have died are going beyond just falling from the framing.
They should have shown Urianger showing up on the scene to save him so it feels less like a convenient asspull.
>missing the point this hard
Holy shit you're moronic. The whole reason it's framed as a death scene is because it's meant to show that Thancred was so obsessed with Minfillia that giving her up is tantamount to him dying. It's not the same Thancred that survives, he had to literally kill the old Thancred to beat Pajeet and give up on bringing Minfillia back.
Was just about to type this out. Thanks. It's amazing how fricking stupid the HURRR MAIN CHARACTERS SHOULD DIE crowd is.
Frankly I was mad Ranjit didn't die there. There was zero point in him surviving.
>It's amazing how fricking stupid the HURRR MAIN CHARACTERS SHOULD DIE crowd is.
Are you just incapable of actually reading? I said the problem is the scene was written as a death scene and a cheap fakeout. That's the problem. I don't think characters should just die for cheap drama, I think that if the writers write a death scene then they should fricking follow through on it and maintain stakes in the story.
The Thancred v Ranjit fight was the single most obnoxious death fake out in a game that really walks the line of having far too many of them. It was much worse than even "Uh, Gotetsu and Yotsuyu somehow both survived ...?" and did fricking nothing with it. Thancred has been barely relevant since.
I loved ShB, but the entrie Ranjit plotline could be removed and the story would be better for it
>Turns up and is inexplicably stronger than the WoL
>Immune to Fae bullshit for some reason
>Y'shtola death fakeout
>Thancred dies mortally wounding Ranj- just kidding another death fakeout, and Ranjit is fine too
>Okay, we're ready for Vauthry to step in as villain. Ranjit randomly dies, entirely unceremoniously, in a random duty
He existed only to keep pushing the plot forwards, but the goal of hunting the Light Wardens did that already, he wasn't needed at all
He's meant to be a foil for Thancred and to provide more lore and worldbuilding for Eulmore and Norvrandt as a whole. He represents the perspective of somebody that's truly lost hope to save Norvrandt after spending a lifetime trying and failing. He's also really never shown as stronger than the WoL. The only time we fight him before the fight in which we kill him, the fight gets interrupted partway through.
>Super minor character Hauchefaunt matters
>But Minfilia and Hydaelyn don't
Huh
What the frick was wrong with the graha tia deniers?
>Yo that red cat from the crystal tower is NOT the red cat from the crystal tower!
Lalapedos are still better than that guy who commissions Roe guro with Yotsuyu
Is it a male roe fricking up Yotsuyu? If so, he based
Nah, its fem (sometimes futa) roe getting amputated, brain mutilated or used as a human septic tank. Usually all three.
Damn. Femroe moment.
>Roe guro with Yotsuyu
This sounds based, link it
This dudes OC. https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/49536493
>futa
you left out the worst part!
that automatically makes it the best part of the art that it's a futa getting mauled
all females of short races in everything should have huge breasts
Shit taste.
no its not
Maleras won.
behold, the candy corn body shape. optimized and aerodynamic
its so perfect I dont understand why people mod it. modest breasts are fine but the entirely different body type mods are gross.
I am going to rape everyone in this thread.
Can't rape the willing, Tataru.
Krile without her hood will be strange.
What do you mean?
Heh, I'm so much smarter than the Gankerirgins throwing out wild theories on where the story will go several years ago.
Anyone who thought they would kill a twin or Exarch wasn't Graha is a fricking moron.
Well yeah. It was obvious the writers don't have any balls when they ended the Ul'dah plot with "It's just a prank bro"
There's nothing ballsy about murdering main characters for shock value you spastic.
The decision to not kill any main characters is solely because they don't want to kill any fan favorites and potentially drive anyone away. If they were above cheap shock value they wouldn't rely on death fakeouts so much.
>This asspull isn't actually an asspull because (Shit that's in a version of the game you cannot play anymore)
Oops! Live service moment.
>The decision to not kill any main characters
I love the phrasing. Like it is rule to murder characters and going against that is abnormal. You are an idiot.
except lolorito had done that exact ploy before. guess you should have been doing sidequests in 1.x
>NOOOOOOO LE HORSEFART MY BOYFRIEND NOOOO :~~*((
here we see an anon who said something silly get clowned on. his first instinct: say something silly again, but don't quote anyone, so as to appear, a fresh poster
As someone who likes him and thinks it is little tiring referencing him so many times, it doesn't even approach the pathetic level of reviving him to sell the next xpac.
ah yes, the Emet-Selch section of the endwalker trailer really sold me on it
Lala pussy was made for my small wiener
this game fricking baited killing a baby in 6.0
what do you death-brained mongoloids want
>thancred collapses
>WTF WHY DIDN'T HE HAVE A MASSIVE CORONARY
>thancred collapses
What you meant to write was:
>Thancred literally stops his heart multiple times and burns through all his energy in the lengthiest solo battle in the game and then collapses, says goodbye, and has the scene close on his smashed up gunblade
>Thancred literally burns his life energy, bringing himself to the verge of death, to defeat Ranjit
>Oh nah, he's fine 🙂
>maintenance
Frick's sake I was going to grind mats for my submersible parts.
>server maintenance
It's over.
>hotfixes not even a week later
lol
Never forget that Alisaie jobbed so hard she got Alphinaud taken down with her and a mother killed. Gundalphinaud was soloing it perfectly fine before she charged in like a moron.
answer me this before the thread dies: why does sch need a billion buttons when you only use like five of them
job from a time where the game wasn't streamlined shit
I use all of them.
Except dissipate because its a parsegay button and emergency tactics because its ass.
>emergency tactics ass
what ? i don't play the class much but it seems like a really good skill. just converts the barriers into straight up heals right ?
Yes. It doesn't give more healing and it has a cd. Its crap. Compare it to SGE's pepsi which the same thing, but an actual healing increase
Savage comes out Tuesday right? So If I don't clear Mr.Gale 2 tomorrow there is no point