>Square Enix adds Boss as a Store Mount
>Modders immediately mod it into the game for FREE
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Barry thread
The existance of femhroths
Spot on
circus is in town?
Folks are enjoying the XVI demo so he's going back to his comfort zone.
its a shame that he isn't actually here. Doesn't matter how much time it passes, he never ceases to amuse
Sounds pretty based, wowgays should copy that idea
Imagine ever paying for a store mount
Imagine the sheer fecundity of his knot
Learn to read, that mod was added before the mount.
>BLU gets access to Eden fights
>Shadowkeeper is not only an Eden boss but in the story is tied to the creation of Eden and the whole story of the First
>it's not a BLU achievement reward
I'm fricking seething.
Good, frick BLUBlack folk. I enjoy BLU, but people like you are the worst. You don't even enjoy playing it, you just want things so others can't have them.
Correct. That's the entire point of doing hard stuff in MMOs. Get the frick out of my game you second life reject
Cope and seethe, BLUBlack person.
>seethe
I am
>Cope
I can't because there's nothing else left for me to do
imagine having to do content to obtain things. The games gotten so bad over the past 2 expansions. this shit makes me more and more glad I quit
Please say it again for the third time.
He's right. As much as people praise Shadowbringers for its story its also the catalyst for XIV's decline in both job design and storytelling.
Alright then.
Yeaaaaa. I like the idea of saving a dying world but trying to keep that momentum will result in people getting burnt out. The expansions before Endwalker followed a simple trend of mundane (ARR and SB) that built up to a larger than life conflict (HW and ShB) then cooled down for the mundane. Endwalker broke that cycle and crashed the entire car. People are too blind to see it and that makes it sad.
I don't have any BB memes so I can't be funny.
The mundane nature of ARR and SB that I'm talking about comes from the Garlean conflict. They were always viewed as our common enemy and were on par with us in terms of society and power. Their weakness from a lack of magic manipulation is covered by their knowledge of magitek. Compare that to ending a war between dragons and the Holy See that has raged on for thousands of years and saving a dying world from being consumed by light there is a huge difference to the stakes involved. There was also the Ascians that sowed chaos in the world. Showing us their world but having every citizen clad in a the same robes/mask presented another mystery to their society that Endwalker ungraciously removes with Elpis.
Thats what I'm talking about. A rollercoaster of storytelling that kept rising with no dropoff.
The reason for the meme is because your post makes 0 second except beyond looking at the narrative through the most shallow lens.
There is nothing mundane about ARR or SB.
You just seem to conflate Garlecope storylines with mundane.
The big picture is just "the Ascians suck". I've always viewed the Garleans as a high school bully. You get strong and learn how to fight only to confront him and find out his dad diddled him and he kills himself later on.
I'll make it a thing. I like being petty, especially to afk gayolas. But maaaan, I miss Monk having Earth Fists and Featherfoot. Its fun to be a dps and tanking mobs.
absolutely vindicated atm
you blu morons got proven so wrong
I knew from the second someone said it had generic store mount music that it was not coming from raids
get fricked
Same
That's still a moronic reasoning, though. Some assets have been in the game files for over a year before they're used, like the Samurai armor from the Heavensturn event. The sentai outfit isn't obtainable for another couple of months and it's been in the files since before this patch. Hell, wasn't Ultimate Thordan in the game files before EW even came out?
It was in during SHB so youre correct. The shinsengumi outfit was also in before being included for the cashshop.
t. Someone who was looking forward to it
This game is a joke
This game has gone down hill so much over the past 2 expansions its fricking sad
Holy shit, it's the Cruise Chaser mount drama all over again. I don't know why you xiviggers/blugays seethe so much about a mount?
Maybe because eventually there won't be any reason to do content because some of the good rewards are going to be on store? Imagine if Cruise Chaser was a TEA reward, more people would be interested in doing it for the mount rather than the title or weapons I assume...
Nobody cares about raidBlack folk that's why you get absolutely nothing from ultimates
you don’t realise this but putting stuff like this in the cash shop hurts the game. people do stuff because of the rewards. criterion savage is the clearest example of this. having mounts like the cruise chaser and shadowkeeper locked behind doing content like blu raids encourages more people to do them, which directly benefits you as the player because there’s always interest in content that you might want to participate in. dead content is bad for players and cash shop stuff contributes to that
Stfu and buy the 48$ mount!
>48$
That's AUS price, right?
Oops, my bad, it’s only 30$. The whale is 48$. 😀
Good point. I didn't even bother doing criterion savage because zero fricking reward. Meanwhile let's add another cool mount to the cash shop! And then they wonder why recent content is already fricking dead!
good
savagegays don't need more
regular criterion should get better/more rewards, though
>its good the content you like doesn’t have compelling rewards
>but the content I like should have compelling rewards 🙁
crab bucket
Yes. Cope.
The content you like wont be getting rewards
It has been and will continue to get it.
Cry harder savagegay.
savage gets consistent rewards
what content are you talking about?
You enjoy that materia.
I’m enjoying the mount, weapon and dyeable armor set
weird you didn’t mention the content you do
you will never get the axolotl
cope
you don't play this game do you
him, me, and all the other casuals will get it when 7.0 comes out and you can just unsync it lmao
>7.0
where's your e12s mount
oh wait
wait 4 more years you'll have your axolotl 🙂
Not him but me and my friend got E12S and E8S mount right after the expac dropped. Stop acting like you hold superiority over anyone for playing simon says you fricking loser.
I haven't done it because I don't give a shit about it? I did do E8S a bit ago because I was helping a friend get the odin mount but no one I know wanted the thing from 12 so I haven't bothered.
I think this is the first raid mount since omega that I actually liked, titan car isn't terrible I guess but it's only useful mechanically.
damn.....
i am gonna pretend to be mad about an ugly upscaled critter model for menopausal women so you can cope now, alright?
RRGGRRGG I AM SO MAAAAD I AM ANGRY HOW WILL I LIVE
I still hater you Black folk for having the Morbol mount. have a nice day...NOW!
I was fricking praying that this shit wasn't the blue mage mount, I didn't want this garbage near it, maybe it can get an actually good mount now.
>maybe it can get an actually good mount now
LOL
I mean, a morbol is a hell of a lot better for a mount than a random boss.
morbol was the exception, not the rule
those lazy japs arent making another blu mount ever
Seems like every time we complain on Ganker about the devs being lazy we eat shit for it later tbh
>random boss
Shadowkeeper is literally the mastermind behind the entire ShB expansion and the final boss of Ardbert's life.
>Shadowkeeper is literally the mastermind behind the entire ShB expansion
lol
lmao
but anyway I'm unironically thankful it's not tied to that shit
I'm seemingly the only one but I was actively hoping it was some other shit besides blue mage so it could have a non-shit mount.
bros i am so excited for a random arr trash mob to become a mount, maybe it will be a sandworm POGGIES
sandworm would be kinda cool
how the frick is an ugly ass worm cooler than a shadow dog
i didn't say it was cooler
as an aside, the amaurot first boss uses the sandworm rig so i'd take that
You could have picked pretty much any other mob and I would have maybe agreed with you.
The shadow dog is shit and edgelord bait, and I personally like sandworms.
I don't know why people are making such a fuss over this when (comparatively) little people cared about cruise chaser, an actually good mount.
There were people angry of course but I've never seen such a wild mismatch between item quality and people b***hing about it, they should be thankful blue mage can maybe get something good now.
stupid contrarian
Contrarian would imply I hold my opinion to spite other people, and while I do find it kind of funny so many people were apparently excited for such a lame mount, my opinion is genuine.
That'd suck, yea.
>they should be thankful blue mage can maybe get something good now
literally insane cope, blu won’t be getting anything but some shitty title
They should give us the better sandworm.
Are you a secondary or are you just moronic.
But yes a sandworm would be cooler than the wolf
So does that mean BLU is getting jackshit in 6.45, or do they normally add new mounts during those patches?
Only seasonal items get added ahead of time. If blu gets anything, it will be in the 6.45 datamine
BLU will get a generic lvl 1 ARR mob as a mount., like a bee or ladybug.
Fantastic, the wolf sucked, I play BLU specifically for silly mounts.
But nobody else can see my mount then? What's the point?
>But nobody else can see my mount then?
Some modgays:
>I got the shadow keeper mount!
Some normies:
>Nice chocobo bro.
This is the one use of Mare I can get behind. If there were a version of that dedicated to bypassing SE israelitegolds schemes instead of being for showing off your dickgirl mods, and set up for mass user coverage, I'd start using it.
Since when can you mod mounts into 14
You can visually mod whatever you want on your end, nobody else can see it.
Anyone can see whatever mods you have if you add them
https://github.com/Penumbra-Sync
>Store Mount
What?
>It is
So there's no reason to touch blu again
it's a good thing, isn't it? this way you won't have to renew sub and play something else with that sub money
remember you're talking about a game that would permaban people for running their games in windowed mode, as they considered alt-tabbing an exploit
the modders wont last long, however based they are
>remember you're talking about a game that would permaban people for running their games in windowed mode, as they considered alt-tabbing an exploit
This can’t be real.
>Windows is a 3rd party tool and Yoshi-P had enough of you abusing those in order to clear difficult content
dont you have a fiancee to ditch and an e girl to cuck you on xenos?
what are you doing here? go and mass flag her
>They thought they would get Cerberus but Bozja fricked them over
>They thought they would get Shadowkeeper but the fricking Mogstore fricked them over
I stopped caring about Cerberus after they nerfed it tbh
so what does BLU get?
a delay to 6.55 🙂
understandable, have a good day
A boot in the ass, hopefully. They need to either stop adding content for it or make it a full job and stop wasting dev time on a joke class.
Git gud raidlet
But I do raid? Oh wait, do you think doing raid content from 6 years ago on a meme class with no rotation is hard?
HAHAHAHAHA
Where's your blu clear?
And your?
Wow well done anon, now next time you can try on a big boy job!
Now show yours
it’s harder to play blu tank than a so called ‘big boy’ tank
>Diamondback
>Diamondback
>Diamondback
>Diamondback
sure, "hard"
you're out of mana after the third one. Not that it matters because the boss is already attacking the dps
which costs mp and by extension dps. as opposed to
>rampart + 30% + short cd
>invuln
so big brained
>Compares to an invuln with no cooldown that you can cast 3x in a row to a 90s CD 1/4 as strong and invulns which have a 3 min CD or longer
LOL, average BLU main. He thinks tanking is easy because he doesn't have to do mechanics as BLU.
diamondback isn’t an invuln and cd-based abilities take less skill to use than resource-based ones yes. this is especially so for xiv where the bosses follow a strict timeline
It's a 90% damage reduction, it is effectively an invuln. In actual raids players need to time their abilities, BLU can just use their get out of jail free card as they please.
as i mentioned earlier, a cd based ability in the context of a strict timeline is completely skill less. any monkey can press holmgang every time dike shows up, it costs nothing and changes nothing
And lose 3k MP and be unable to act for 10s and waste a spell slot on it and have to spend the time to cast it and not even completely invuln some giant spikes of damage anyways
>rampart + 30% + short cd
>using rampart and 30% at the same time
moron
>he didn’t play the tiers where you just kitchen sinked or invulned tbs
You don't even play the job and yet here you are talking out of your ass
imagine being this bad and seething about blu having a mount you will never have cuz you're an europoor erp gay
seethe harder au ra player
>europoor
Where does that come from
africa
Nice joke
Don't forget to use code: howardmoon for a discount when you buy your eden clears.
Where's your clear bro? Or is it so hard the first thing you can think of is that someone bought the clear?
>BLU's endgame is literally raids but old
>Still blocked from a lot of Non raiding content
>Raiders are the first to get their shit done
>morons still think it's raiders who don't like it
I'd shit on Limited Jobs less if they gave us a version that can actually be used in content, completely separated from the "minigame" so that people can still have their recycled content with a mount tacked on (If even that) and people who do want these jobs have an actual reason to use them.
People have been modding in mounts for a while, so what?
HIIIGGHHHWAAYYY TOOOO THE DANGER ZOONE
Anon you've got the wrong plane. This one plays spanish guitar
I looked for an F-14 but he hasn't done one.
so wait, do we think that BLU is just going to get nothing then? or that the mount is going to be way less "cool" than that shit? because the Morbol was and is god tier and I'm hoping to get Ultros or something crazy, not just a copied boss
No new mounts, so raid sellers starve and die.
What a ridiculous excuse to release less content
Found the first seller.
Don't be too jealous
they will get a mount, the logic was
morbol is badass, shadow wolf mined, so its prob him
now its gonna be another badass thing, people just dont know what
if you need to buy your blu clears you just an hero right now because you're too dumb to live
Good
Shame they added another cool raid boss model to the shop
I don't mind the umbrellas and the recolors or even the stupid dogs, but I had hoped they wouldn't do this again after Cruise Chaser
The biggest shame is that reddit is doing the hissy fit right now and we are missing peak drama about the store mount
lmao so glad i stopped playing this piece of shit game
Lizard built to be pumped up with whipped cream until she fricking bursts
Good, maybe this will finally make them shut down modtrannies. It's been going on for years and they have been watching idly, while pretty much everyone cheats.
>Square Enix adds Yugiri as player's wife
>Modders immediately marry her for FREE
Cheap. At least pay for the honeymoon, you tightwads.
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Whenever I see someone type like this I can't not see a Wojack in my head. I hate this website
Same crowd
it's probably titanmen
Get a fricking life, dude.
Spot on? :^)
Would you prefer a 'lol' or, 'lmao'? I personally find HAHAHAHAH to be more expressive of maniacal laughter, but text is text.
I thought the usual Ganker formula for posts like this is:
>OH NO NO NO NO... FFXIV-bros? / It's over...
So? For everyone else you're still flying around in some regular horse. What a victory!
So by that logic everytime you see someone on a mount you check out their mount and judge them for it?
You use a mount you think is cool not because of what someone else thinks.
I thought so too
yeah? that’s why the devs add exclusive gear and mounts to content. they literally said themselves that the stuff is to show off that you did it
Yes except no one fricking cares or does that, there's not even an area where you can show them off. I doubt anyone on their gathering run is looking or caring about someone's fricking mount.
Wait, wasn’t this supposed to be a blu savage raids mount?
troonyminers thought that because the mount page has a blue shadow
It was all speculation because with 6.45 BLU will have access to Eden raiding. I warned people to be cautious about it but I guess the hype was too much so once again players are disappointed by SE milking their cash cow even more
wonder which of the pande bosses will go the way of cruise chaser and shadowkeeper
probably that sewer dog
I think the OG carbuncle is more likely
oh that’s true, yoshida did said in a live letter that a lot of people requested for a proto carbuncle mount
Nah, it'll be Athena.
I doubt they'll let you ride a giant flying mommy
SHUT UP
I WILL MOUNT HER AND RIDE AWAY INTO THE SUNSET
The point of MMOs is too show off to others. If you mod your basic mount to something cool that no one else will see, you're sad and pathetic. That said, paypig mounts should always be made fun of.
>The point of MMOs is too show off to others.
Uhm
>paypig mounts should always be made fun of.
based but those people try to do what you first say, show off to others. They show off their (or their parents') wallets
Finally starting to use the marketboard to make gil has made me realize why most people despise undercutters.
>Hey, this item here sells for a pretty good price, and it's selling quick.
>*gather stack of it*
>*put it on sale*
>*wake up next day*
>*suddenly it's only half the price because 3-4 idiots decided to have a competition*
Yep.
Undercutters get the fricking rope.
That's why I undercut by ~20%, if they want to undercut me, they'll be selling at vendor prices soon
>selling ice boxes for nice 500000$
>actually sold two in one day
>wake up the next morning and there are 10 ice boxes going for 80000$
Literally subhuman.
why not just buy them up and resell at your price? Is it because they can be crafted for way cheaper than that?
Bots undercut me immediately so I undercut by huge amounts until I find the price bots won't undercut. It's the only way to reliably sell shit that isn't flying off the shelves.
>Dipshit have a pissing contest with me on the board
>Lower the price ridiculously
>He follow
>Buy them and resell them at the original price
Oy vei!
>Guy does this to me when im selling a frick ton of mounts for 5mil each
>I lower them to 3 mil each
>he buys mine and resells them at his original price
>he still hasn't sold then to this day, while I made 15mil
>he actually thinks he owned the dude
homie if anyone undercuts you is not a e-pen competition, that's only thought by trannies, he just want to get rid of the shit and you helped him. lmao
I despise every other Black person on the market board and if some homosexual undercuts me by a gil I drop the price by 1000-10k gil. I partially crashed the entire diadem glam market on my server from nearly 500k per piece to 100k out of spite
lol eat shit
ill buy things cheap with my RMT'd millions
keep working wagie
>Be literally every other MMO ever
>Have to pay to list items at all so people just let the items sit there even if undercut
>Be FFXIV
>Just lets you undercut by a single gil at no cost and bots do this 24/7/365
Bravo, SE
Who cares you don't need gil for anything
Just go to Universalis, decide on a price that's near the data center/region low, and let your items sit there for a bit.
Unless you're selling crafted gear, then good luck.
i wish they didn’t try to ape wow. mounts didn’t fly in the beginning
when mounts aren’t able to fly, the terrain and mobs populating the map becomes much more important. they even have an example of this working in the game - eureka
>they even have an example of this working in the game - eureka
Yes, and Pagos is still hated to this day
Nobody cares what catgirls n H&M glams with heterochromia that didn’t even reach level 5 have to say about Eureka.
catgirls in H&M glams with heterochromia that didn’t even reach level 5 are 95% of the playerbase and the audience the devs are selling the game to
we get it anyone who doesnt't like what you like is muh limsa catgirl stereotype
please get a new argument/boogeyman soon
there’s literally no valid complaints against pagos’s map design except maybe that it could have gone even further with terrain and mob gimmicks
what’s the point of a map if you’re just going to fly over everything?
Pagos hate is a meme perpetrated by erp gays who wanted easy carries and cool glams but didnt had the braincells to simply walk past sound aggro enemies
the only valid critic of pagos, which was patched, and is never brought up in hipster pagosposting is the awful yellow piss filter during heatwaves, same issue as p3 arena
I respect ERPbawds more than Mountsmogscheevos tards.
>”omfg bro, if you don’t resub and log in you’ll lose your house”
I genuinly do not care.
I payed 15€ for two hours of msq content and my content for God knows how many months is raiding and that fricking trash Island sanctuary they are still wasting their money and time on. If i had known it would be like this i’d stop subbing the second i finished EW msq and just resubed two months before the next expansion comes out to catch up on content.
>if i had known it would be like this
how is is it possible to be this stupid? 6.x has been the same shitty formula they’ve been following in shadowbringers except now they take an extra 2 weeks off every patch cycle to go on vacation
EW was my first expansion and i started in shb. I had no idea.
What money and time when they can just rehash old ass monster models into mounts for Island Sanctuary?
Didn't you literally get a unique motorcycle mount from Island Sanctuary already?
Well yeah true, but i expected something that costs more cowries than said bike to be also unique.
Yeah. I definitely feel like it should have been.
First patch gave the cycle, then the patch after which was a minor update to the Sanctuary gave the croc. This one should've given a unique one again and the next one should've been the one we got this time around.
>Level up Island expecting some cool mount like the bike
>It's picrel
I'm really taking the whole island think slow and do stuff while waiting que or pf and I'm at level 14. Bought everything so far but my disappointment in the last mount is unmeasurable, I think I won't even bother wasting cowries for it. Better buy something else and sell it on mb...
Island Sanctuary would be much better if they didn't have to design it around what is already available in housing. There is no reason to go to your Island Sanctuary more than a couple minutes a day to set new Workshop tasks and collect leavings/vegetables.
>and collect leavings/vegetables.
Why? Just gather them once a week with the workshop stuff
Alright.
The paypiggies who buy mounts would never opt for this. They have to show off their cosmetics to others.
>ingame boss is a mogstation mount
Absolutely moronic and yet another nail in the 300 nail coffin of the game's aesthetic and world consistency
I didn't really want this to be the BLU mount though and was hoping for a Chimera mount with how important Ram's Voice is for BLU
Still going to hold on to some copium given that it doesn't seem like BLU spell icons were in the game ahead of time like they used to be
Nothing from 6.45 specifically seems to be in the files yet.
No criterion mounts, pets and glams, and not BLU stuff either.
>failed attempts at slandering xvi
>retreats to his comfort space of bashing on xiv
Autism at its finest. Welcome back Barrles
not everyone who has criticisms about this game is barry
ZODIARK TRANCE!!!
Try to ignore them. I can't tell if they are newbies or falseflaggers but derailing a thread even more by indulging them is not worth it
ZODIARK TRANCE!
oh, oh yeah I'm sorry, I meant: mount is based, island sanctuary is the best. Yoshi-P go raw this time so you won't have to waste precious dev-money for condom...
falseflaggers, clearly
trying to get rid of the phrase "zodiark trance" by oversaturating threads with it and responding to every post in an attempt to influence people into opposing mockery of them
it's pretty fricking low-effort
There are criticisms and there are poor attempts at bashing the game. Trancers are a meme. But I'm all for the retconning of Endwalker.
>raiders are orkz
This I can get behind.
>Dressup gays get the mount to show off
>modgays get the mount for free
>Yoshida gets money siphoned off to fund the next shitty project that will flop
>Poopsockers get nothing
There is nothing wrong with this outcome
Nobody uses mount mods. They are moronic. You use certain mounts because you want to show off and it's all useless if nobody can see your giant futa wiener mount
Do you think this is the early 2010s or something? No one has cared how anyone looks in an MMO or what mount you're on since Cataclysm
I do. I still treat MMOs as MMOs. Online stores have been a disaster for the genre. Most of the stuff that is not in the store should've been in the game locked behind content but they actually realized people are more than willing to pay instead of putting effort in order to get what they want. It would be stupid for them not to. On one hand you have players paying for a sub to grind your game for rewards, on the other hand you have players paying a sub AND for online store items. "We value your time" my ass. New MMO players are just gacha whales in a different form
>that is not
that is*
>I
Yeah.
I'd do the absolute same if I were at the helm, there is no reasons to not milk the morons that are stupidly willing to pay full price for street wear glam and a benz, the amount of cash they must make off fantasia alone must be insane.
There is that ONE guys fanta compilation and it came out to like 8000$~
I am sure /xivg/ has a bunch of addict collages saved
Yeah see, that's exactly my point, 8K off one absolute lobotomite alone, this community is literally asking to get ripped off and are happy for it when squeenix oblige.
Like I said, there's just no reason to, it's free real estate.
You're in the minority, the vast majority of players in WoW and XIV treat everyone else as irrelevant npcs and don't spend a single second thinking about their rare mount or mog or whatever
See
MARE users are still a niche with in a niche. I want the sprouts to look at me and think I am cool
Sprout here, I rarely think anything of mount, and in the rare times I do I think some gay just look like a dipshit.
My frens and FC can see it and that's all that matters I still refuse to use anything that isn't my company chocobo
Nobody told me cheats are based
>Duhhh....how many dots izzat? I can't count dat high...
Do raidgays really?
accessibility is le bad
because?
because raids
raidtrannies are just embarrassing.
dot numbers too hard pls nerf
Pyro hands made this mod
>check shop
>umbrella mounts are $24, same price as shadow dog
>ranked 3 and 4 by shop sales
Why the frick are they selling?
people who won't raid don't have unique mounts to show off so they raid the store instead
>Why the frick are they selling?
You sound new, or old, to video games. You see, people like to buy stuff in their video games these days. It makes them happy.
>Zurvan
>Tanks instantly start a dick contest
>Except one of them didn't move and is smack dab in the middle of the party
>Half of it get reduced into a fine pink mist not even 10 seconds in
What would that matter? The whole point of MMOs is to obtain some form of exclusivity to show off. If you mod the mount in, no one but you is going to see it.
>open up textools
>item swap cash shop clothes to normal gear
There are people that actually pay money for virtual items already accessible from their hard drive, some even brag about it, sad!
>I still use and have never used anything else than the company chocobo
I just think most mounts are fricking neon distraction it's insane, the amount of time I went into PvP only to get greeted by a frickhuge glowing elephant ass is nuts.
chocobro is the best mount and I love that there are bardings and different colors to customize it
Yeah they're great, but honestly even then my main b***hing about most mounts it how ridiculously big they are.
the chocobo is great. I love how there are a lot of ways to customize it and make it your own unique mount with colors, bardings and specially with naming it. Definitely my second favorite and second most used mount (and I only use two, lmao)
Average XIV player be like
>Thank god! I don't have to do content!
secod life rejects ruined this game
You just smoked that nerds ass. He will literally NEVER reapond to you.
>reapond
>secod
If you're gonna samegay to fluff your own ass, at least don't make it overtly clear that you make the same typos.
Now say it without crying.
He says, as he sits there in a crumpled mess, crying that he got caught lapping his own ass.
Holy frick XIV has fewer than 8 remaining players confirmed
It's literally so fricking over
Frick those zodiark trancers xd!
you on that weak ass falseflag game fr fr no dobby
>these are the majority of ffxiv players
No matter how much you try, Yoshi-p respect these morons 1000000X more then any raidBlack person.
It's not respect you fricking idiot
>so I can actually get it
What is stopping this individual from leveling BLU and finding a group to do the raids? The BLU discord is one of the only actually helpful discords this community has made.
Well you know, raids are intelligence checks, that's what stopping them.
Blu requires effort
getting all spells, getting your bis
learning the fight
the fun part is that you can come up with new ways to resolve stuff, or just outright ignore certain mechanics with tank lb3 on demand, but this requires social interactions and actually having some problem solving skills
you cant have that with people that avatargay on twitter, too much anxiety
seeeethe bluey lol
dilate more mountlet
I want LESS things to do, MORE cash shop products for HIGHER prices and I'm NOT kidding
Ozma is, and shall always be, the most based mount in this game.
>Three separate forms
>Superboss from the best FF
>Reward from the best expansion grind they've done
After that it's of course the company chocobo, paygays and modgays can enjoy this dumb looking dog if they want
zzzzzzzz
>t.filtered by Pyros
Who gives a frick, you tards think everything is a troony
zzzzzzz
anon, people have been calling it the troony marble ever since it was announced.
Based
All these Black folk with shit taste
zzzzzz
Seethe
zzzzzz
Cope
ZZZ
i would agree if the music wasnt the default HW flying music.
amaro is better strictly because at least the music isnt heard anywhere else in the game.
Ozma gets a close second.
Am i able to wear visible hats for everyone to see and without getting banned yet?
Nobody is getting banned for cosmetic mods dummy
I've infiltrated over 50 syncshells at this point and I'm collecting data on thousands of players, when the time is right I'll submit it to the GMs, but I'll get all the evidence before I blow my cover.
Why are you doing this? I just want to wear a hat. I’m not hurting anyone.
He's shitposting anon
>He's shitposting
That clearly says they aren't gonna do shit lmao, good luck reporting them to the 5 person special task force anon I'm sure they'll ban before 2035
Reminder they banned that /vg/ bawd Liora because of enough reports were sent. In this game as long as you got a small streamer (or Ganker army) you can get anybody banned. Remember when Asmongold got people banned for having people stand infront of quest NPCs?
>Ganker army
Congratulations you made me physically cringe for the first time in years
>Asmongold got people banned for having people stand infront of quest NPCs
It was a gigantic whale mount and the guy intentionally parked it over the quest npc’s. He got what he fricking deserved.
People usually forget that the basic principle for getting banned is "just don't be a c**t"
Only time I've gotten banned, however, was a complete fricking mistery and it enrages me that to this day I have no fricking clue what happened, I only have a suspicion and I'm not sure
It's been said to death already but the degree to which MMO stream viewers will do anything to be on camera is so unbelievably cringe.
These people are sick in the head.
I enjoyed my 3 day ban for calling Pyromancer a Black person in whisper chat
we need more gatekeepers...
Looks like regular vtubber homosexualry brain rot to me.
She was asking them to stop because she actually wanted to get shit done.
As much as I despise them, I wasn't talking about the vtubber, though I can see why you'd assume so.
I liked the entire Despacito drama qith Assmongoloid. He bought his hero a 80000000$ mount only for him to use it maybe once, followed him EVERYWHERE at all times and then got kicked out of his Ifrit group.
mentally ill simp like
said lmao... i wonder if that Despacito moron got the rope mount
Shouldve just contacted GM's, tell them that if people follow and keep annoying youre free to put them into the jail until they learn to be normal.
And then after this Irys played FFXIV and the people instead stood far from the distance to watch which kind of made things worse because it came off as creepy.
Streamergays don't know what they want.
That might be creepy from an outsider perspective but at least they aren't getting in her way
>unironic femlala pedos
Fricking ew.
This image absolutely REEKS of wowfugee
>gremlo
Even worse.
>Nina Nono
Oh hey it's the lalafell spammer from here
yeah the wowfugee
and they're talking about gremlo, who i think is the "le zany uninstallafel" troon
hey that's me
There are few groups I hate more than eceleb orbiters.
What a sorry bunch of subhumans.
If you are on EU citizen you are entitled to a transcript of the incriminating chat logs. Not the first time someone asks a GM for such a thing
I should have known then, it was years ago and i'm still upset that I wasn't told what the frick was the reason.
Consider this: many times before I talked with slurs and had rowdy chats with randos during duties and never got in trouble, so it came as a big surprised
streamers are homosexuals and their simps mentally fricking ill
>the homosexual was trying to gatekeep!
he was a fricking moron trying to get attention for free
>and never got in trouble
Nobody generally bothers reporting anyone. Unless they are little b***hes, trolls, etc
>Consider this: many times before I talked with slurs and had rowdy chats with randos during duties and never got in trouble, so it came as a big surprised
I genuinely get where you come from, seeing as I swear like a sailor myself, but you should never forget that the moment you start saying a healthy amount of shit you essentially expose your cheeks because like it ot not, rules are rules and we're supposed to be good boys.
The amount of shit I almost said in chat that'd probably get me banned is insane.
I'll tell you what I THINK happened: I entered a roulette and it was a 24m raid and the tank sucked dick and made us wipe. I berated the tank and said "stop being bad" or "thanks to [tank name] for not separating the ads and making us wipe" something like that (mean, but still very tame) and several people jumped at me really mad and angry like white knights. I suspect they were all from the same FC and reported me all at the same time
The other posibility, but this one is so stupid I don't even want to think about it, is that I did pic related, typical dumbshit that I always did while waiting for fricking Cid in castrum. As you can tell most people find it funny and dab or dance under it, but there could have been one troony getting upset at it
I always try to put down this shit before the cerberus fight, in plain sight where everyone will see it
I've had CAB markers saved for Atomos in labyrinth since the first day we could save markers.
>Be me
>Euphrosyne 2nd boss
>Wipe twice because off-tank couldn't keep aggro and have sis away from bro
>"Can C tank take Nymia because it seems B is struggling?"
>White knights everywhere
I seriously hate this pampered community...
here's the thing, that same shit happened to me (without wiping) but during the fight several people were like "DAMN TANKS, CAN YOU PLEASE SEPARATE THE BOSSES?" and there was zero white knighting. For me that's by far the most common experience, the white knights came as a surprise
Its not like fricking wow, thank god, but I seriously didn't have problems with fragile twigs before. I said that I swear like a sailor and talk a lot of dumb shit during duties and have met really fun people that way
In fact, there was one night that in a zone chat witing for a Fate boss (Chi, I think) I dropped something like "krile is the hottest scion" and got a schizo shouting and insulting me, which i had to blacklist, but not ban at all.
The funny thing with coddling people is that it has the opposite effects as well, it's getting to the point where people are willing to let other fricking up continuously until they somehow figure out some dumb shit by themselves just because they don't want to point things out or are afraid of a backlash, which is plain fricked in this game with how many straight up moronic mechanics there are.
I don't understand why there is such a divide between "DO THIS YOU FRICKING moron" or just keeping on trying to hold their dicks through everything, why is it so hard to just say things as they are?
>and several people jumped at me really mad and angry like white knights. I suspect they were all from the same FC and reported me all at the same time
Not really, FFXIV players are really into handholding and generally against any kind of berating in general.
The main issue is that while it's still tame, as you said, you were very clearly targetting him in your "outburst", easily making yourself look like an butthole.
Honestly when someone frick up it's best to just say what went wrong and leaving it at that, because no matter how many times you're gonna point fingers, you're never going to lose with the fragile twigs that play this game.
>you're never going to lose with the fragile twigs that play this game.
I meant win, not lose, I'm sleep deprived.
That hero was trying to gatekeep and homosexuals reported him. We could've had less wowfugees but nooooooo the assmongoloid had to enjoy the 1358716587 hours long ARR+HW MSQ and bring everyone to ffxvi...
Is Asmonbald still even playing Final Fantasy XIV?
no he got filtered by Savage Gordias and the le-wholesome community meme
I doubt he's gonna touch the game again. If he'll ever come back, it will be for 7.0 to check on new changes like graphics or whatever only to get mad at his chat for backseating him
No he had a melty after getting filtered by Alexander and killed his mother by immolation or something
Too busy shilling blizzard products
got filtered by alex savage, then entered a phase where he spent 6 hrs doing "react content" and 1hr actually playing a game so people quit watching and as a result there was no reason for him to try and grift anymore
>people quit watching
wrong, he figured out that reacting got him the same amount of $ or even more that's why he milked that Amber Heart trial as much as Rich milked ff14 MSQ
I mean that the FF14 watchers dropped off in chunks.
>title stream BIG DAY wiener ASS FFXIV WE ARE RAIDING ALEXANDER SAVAGE NO ECHO MIN ILVL FREE HOOKERS AND CUM
>get mad when people ask you after 3 hours if you have any intention of playing
>YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO IF YOU DONT LIKE GET OUT HERE
>chat sucks his wiener calling em xivandies or whatever that word is spelt
>people genuinely interested in the game gets offended by that bullshit or genuinely lose interest
>streamers realize nobody gives a shit anymore about his xivbait stream
>well guys I'm not going to stream this game anymore you clearly don't deserve it
What a fricking ride it was. Haven't touched twitch streams ever since. I don't know how people can deal with that nonsense
He literally could have pressed TAB on his keyboard, hide players on screen in the graphics settings, or type /t "NPC name here"
But no the homosexual had to cry, make a big report on stream, and all that.
>Expecting a new player to know any of that
You are just having an hateboner for streamers. Be reasonable
These are the same common features found in WoW since Vanilla dude.
You're expecting too much from that braindead streamer
How about you dont be an attention seeking sociopath and not block a quest npc with your xbox hueg paypig mount?
Asmongoloid should have dropped the game there saving us the trouble of dealing with even more casual playerbase and seething wowfugees...
Why should regular people bend over for sociopaths instead of getting them banned?
>Reminder they banned that /vg/ bawd
frick you mean "reminder", who the frick would ever care about that kind of shit drama?
>Reminder they banned that /vg/ bawd
Wouldn't know, I don't browse that shithole of a ERP cabal they call a general, the /vg/ threads are basically /soc/ but FF themed.
>terms of service is literally "dont be a c**t or a smart ass trying to avoid the rule
>people try to do it anyway
>you have been banned
>ARRRRRRRRRRG YOSHIPISSS
kys
Unsure what you are trying to say. He said that modder got banned because /vg/ autists witch hunted him. Nobody cares if you are using third party tools because you can't prove that shit unless you are in the same room as them
>mentor using his position to belittle and bully
>unfair dismissal from party
>offensive name
Holy shit, you're actually a whiny little b***h, aren't you?
Holy shit those reports, my sides
>Unfair dismissal from party
What did you do?
Judging from the rest of his reports he was probably being a little b***h
>When the xiv janitors won't even reply to half of your reports
oof
But also
>2021
Come the frick on now
a soldier fending off the waves of furry wowgays invading the game
i kneel warrior of report
they still wouldn't ban people for it i'm p sure
They will still do nothing. They only care if ToS breach is under the sunlight like with the world first runs. They still do care about modders money. You are just wasting your time
Unless someone downloads MARE and reports everyone they see for shits n' giggles
You need both people to add each others, unless they use the auto sync addon but I don't know how that works. I just put cute feet on my cat and call it a day. Her cute feet are only for me to see
That would instantly out them as a mod user and get them banned too
Exactly, no good deed goes unpunished.
I bought a Steam Deck and tried out ffxiv on it, the gamepad controls felt kinda clunky compared to the pc hotbar controls
any anons here have a steam deck? how do you play ffxiv on it
The game is designed specifically for a playstation controller so I'd wager you just set it up like a playstation controller
man i just want a svarhbanu or first beast mount
give me my freaky many-mouthed nightmare centipedes
Well, you'll have to buy it off the cash shop regardless. Only joke mounts are allowed for free nowadays.
but joke and cutesy mounts are also in the shop
Thoughts on femboy cats?
have a nice day
I tried and failed, what now?
Please allow me to
just let me help you peel your shell 🙂
thye are cute
if you are tired of join alliance raids and crystal tower pops out, remember to report every player with a default portrait because that indicates they removed gear before entering
what's the point of doing that? if you want to finish asap, you don't like the game then why are you playing it anyway?
>Dont forget to join discord for Exclusive mods
Dropped
Good thing I don't use mods.
I wish i could waste entire days playing this shit like I usef to
I cannot fathom how or even why you guys are so familiar with these streamers bullshit when you clearly hate it all so much. I never ever heard a quarter of the names you gays keep spewing about.
the bald goblin became the "le face of ffxiv" for a while and had some ffxiv streamers seethe and mald so it was rather easy to hear of him...
who give a frick, how does this shit even affect any of you?
>m-muh raid party wowfugee yoshipee catering to them
just kick the morons fricking things up out of your party and move on, SAVE YOURSELVES THE FRICKING TROUBLE
I check twitch clips every once in a while to see if there are statics screaming at each other as a sort of schadenfreude
As a result I sometimes end up seeing some real homosexualry with views
Pyromancer in particular comes off as the world's most pushy homosexual secondary I've ever seen
troony game for troony modders
I am a woman (female) though?
YWNBAW
Post feet and vegana
You know the drill
p11s is kinda boring ngl. the only reason why it takes any time to prog at all is that it has more body checks than p10s
Why would I use a mod? It cost like 16 dollars lol.
>open some gays search info
><do you have it>
><mare lamentorum>
Enjoy your ban, moron. You better believe you’re getting reported.
Oh you betta believe thas a bannu!
Hey, at least it's not a pay to win 'WoW Token'.
WoW Token:
Unlimited Gold.
Buy Mythic Raid Boosts
Buy Mythic Key Boosts
Buy Arena Ranking Boosts
Buy Achievements
Use GDKP in Classic to buy anything.
Stay mad, WoW cucks.
Am i a paypig cancer if i have only ever bought the original school uniform for like 1.5 euros from the store?
Nothing wrong with buying legit cosmetics. If you want to erp like a little schoolgirl then fine whatever
Im a max height max bust chocolate bunny girl though.
oof
That depends, what race are you playing?
precocious little brat!!!!
https://twitter.com/Kayuri_XIV
^ this guy/girl is a god at making ffxiv porn.
>those views on all the underage character posts
xiv community shows its true colors i see
>underage pixels
moron
>its just pixels bro, it's totally mentally sound and not creepy!
y'all lost it, neurotic af
>y'all
I knew I wasn't gay for jacking it to traps!
>traps
You are a king among men
UOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>pixels
>underage
reddit dying brought you people out in droves huh
Xiv community is full if coomers who want their character to frick your character and will screech if you say no.
Frankly I don't see the problem. Just let the ladies enjoy their Toblerone.
>underage pixels
Cute daughterwife
Does she have a custom face?
the raidtroon fears the limsachad
or something or another
On the other hand, did you ever have to report someone?
One time was during a run of weeping city, I was tanking and, after the first boss I saw that the limit hadn't been used and I popped it for no reason, since it doesn't matter because it resets at the beginning of each boss fight. One guy said "good LB usage" and i took it as sarcastic compliment, so I did it again after the final mob/trash before the ozma fight, we had one bar charged and it wasn't used, so I popped it.
The guy went FRICKING BALLISTIC and started to scream like a rabid madman shouting "YOU ARE SO TOXIC AND YOU SHOULD have a nice day!" and because he was a healer he kept rescuing me over the ledge to make me die several times during the fight while he urged everyone in the raid to kill me and to not raise me. It was the weirdest fricking thing in the world how he was doing all of that and at the same time saying that he was going to report me for "griefing" the group
I've only reported people for griefing pvp, all lalafells.
I've reported dozens of cheaters in pvp, but only two of them were suspended because GMs and SE are lazy Black folk when it comes to actually cleaning up. Right now there is massive drama inside the pvp community because a few teams with players that are considered "elite" by xov pvp standards were DQ'd for cheating, so I feel vindicated knowing Revival Wings discord will eat itself to death by this time next month.
World of Darkness:
>1 of 3 tanks is sprout and first time there
>he kept agroing first boss and Angry Manju beamed killed everyone
>2 wipes
>Everyone politely go like "Hey dude would you please remove tank stance for this fight and let other tanks do it because you're killing us?"
>White knight: OI WHAT THE FRICK YOU TOXIC GAMERS?
>WK goes ballistic defending friend while friend/sprout tank went "alright"
>5 minutes of reading WK's meltdown
>Vote kick and report for harassment
I hope that white knight got at least a warning...
I don't bother with this shit unless it's clearly some fricked up shit like some dope trying to rope some clueless sap on a fishing site or what not.
The only report I ever sent was for a drk who was having a meltdown over people ignoring his countdown in fricking p7n
that doesn't sound report worthy anon
the what now?
One night I was tired but I wanted to do expert roulette before going to bed. I was feeling very lazy and didn't want to put much effort so when i started I said "sorry I'm not feeling well, so I don't want to do big pulls". I was just going to do single pulls and as the mobs started to die i would pull the next pack, so as to never stop moving and still keep a fast pace, however a ninja started to run ahead and start pulling himself and I said "bro, don't." and he started to be a c**t and insult me, "frick you, learn your job" and kept doing pulls himself with constant direct insults. It took him very little to go ballistic
Sure, tanks should do wall to wall pulls, which I always do, but if I don't fricking want to I don't need a single reason to not do it and you can't make me, you piece of shit.
I wasn't even playing badly, trust me when I said that he was extremely autistic
I think you're braindamaged as well if "being tired" is your excuse to not be able to handle cycling defensive cds after 15s
yes, but I already said that I don't need any fricking reason to play subotimally if I fricking want to
its fricking expert roulette, what the frick are you even implying
I don't see a reason as to suddenly wanting it to take slow when you're perfectly capable of going fast and everyone else in the party wants to get the frick out of there asap for their tomes.
>efficiencygay
maybe if they made expert dungeons more interesting the way non50 alliances are then I'd agree with your sentiment
>maybe if they made expert dungeons more interesting the way non50 alliances are then I'd agree with your sentiment
You're playing the wrong game then. The MSQ and any content that isn't Extreme/Savage/Ultimate/Unreal is made for the most water brained motherfricker on the planet and believe you me that they will find a way to be barely able to complete it
funny you should say this, because 19/20 of my expert roulettes have wall-pulling tanks, if not more. You're the vast minority, and most people hate you
I've reported people for being afk and being visual pollution. That homosexual on Cactuar who plants his ass on a spike comes to mind.
I believe tanks should do mandatory wall to wall pulls but if they say "learning" or whatever you said then that's fine.
>visual pollution
that shit can't be a thing and i doubt its bannable at all
Next time I don't feel like putting effort I'll take your "learning". That said something tells me that homosexual ninja would have been a c**t anyway
i've reported a troony for having a lewd adventure plate.
AIEEEE NOT LIKE THIS https://a.wienerfile.com/ohvUzD.jpeg
Who will win the Zerobowl? Jullus? Alisaie? Estinien? Y'shtola?
Zeromus.
NO ONE HOLY FRICK STOP TREATING XIV AS SOME STUPID DATING SIM FRICK OFF
I don't care when's Zenos coming back
Frick off and die
There's no such thing as a Zerobowl, only npcs being unfortunate enough to get thrown under the bus of horrible mischaracterization and shallow as frick moral lessons for the sake of getting her fricking character arc over with already. And the only one that hasn't immediately jumped out of that bus' path is Jullus anyway.
Death.
If she doesn't die or gets stuck in the 13th again and doesn't join the core group/Scions then she'll probably hang around Jullus and Garlemald
Can WoL use the Azem crystal and summon 7 bawds and have an orgy or is it combat-only magic trick? I'm asking for a roleplay log...
How do you know Ganker is full of homosexuals and trannies? These fricking threads exist.
My dick is bigger than yours
And what are you gonna do, cry about it? Lmao.
Missing the broken fingers and gross eyes markings
>game has catboys
>futa on male is woefully unpopular
Maybe I should go be the change I want to see...
Viera, highlander, roe, or femezen?
XIV catboys are fricking ugly, maybe if we had an actual cute boy or shota race futa on male would be popular, but xiv catboys and mieras are just gay jpg protagonists, way too muscular, old and tall.
>cute boy or shota
Nah. My futa will frick men, not uwu soft boys.
Most guys playing masculine or vanilla characters that are subs are raging homosexuals, you'll probably have a hard time as a futa chasing them.
Futa is gay, bro. I'm going to have plenty of catboy and miera bfs.
Well good luck anon, maybe you'll actually be allowed in the /trash/ thread since you'll give all the butthurt males attention.
Viera.
How I know?
Your post exists.
hi man, long time no see since I stopped visiting /wowg/
Flexing on gilets like me
Whoever pointed out this freckle mod to me doomed me to being a modgay forever
Buying something instead of wasting time grinding. That is all
>new raid?
>buy battle gear
>new glam from gay ass treasure maps?
>buy mats and be the first limsa prostitute to dress like a little girl
>new mount/minion?
>buy it and flex over lucklets
>so it's useless
Yea it's useless if you don't play
You think we'll see any sizable number of blu players throw a shitfit or show any kind of pushback to this?
Frankly with the lack of eureka this expansion they've clearly stopped giving a shit and I can see why when the community never shows any kind of backbone. We're only gonna get less and less with each new expansion.
>You think we'll see any sizable number of blu players throw a shitfit or show any kind of pushback to this?
No lmaot
tbh they should have learned from last time it happened blue mage is dead content to SE
>nice fap material
>extreme lordosis makes me aware of my own posture
thanks m8
No because BLU will get a mount when 3.45 actually drops since none of the 3.45 data is in the files anyways
There's about 1000 BLU players at most who would do Eden for the mount so no, the devs don't give a shit because they literally don't care about raiders
we don't know what the BLU rewards actually are
we'll have to see when 6.45 goes live
Yeah the collective rage of all 3 shitmage players will get SE to drop their latest cashcow get frickin real
>barely talked about BLU on the LL
>the mount everyone thought was going to be a new BLU achievement is cash shop
>BLU job gauge found on the new frame kit
Uh oh
>BLUBlack folk can't accept their job is a minigame tier meme when it could've been the 4th Caster
What a waste, truly. And then they want more limited jobs
>they want more limited jobs
It's the only way we'll ever get beastmaster, so I will accept a minigame
>people complain about jobs being bland and homogenized
>blu is the only job that isn't
>people complain about it because its hard to get a few friends and run content together for fun
>complain about gear treadmill but can't stop treating the game as a skinner box that MUST give tomes after every dungeon otherwise it's not profitable
this community is a sham
welcome to every thinking person's realization after spending 5 min in this game with these homosexuals
>BLU
>not bland and homogenized
spoken like someone with no morbol mount, you play BLU the RIGHT way or you're replaced with someone who will immediately.
>you play BLU the RIGHT way or you're replaced with someone who will immediately
I do kick people spamming water cannon, yes
>you play BLU the RIGHT
there is plenty of customization to be had outside the moonflute burst, and even then, you can play it way diffirent while doing blu logs
you're just ass hurt that no one wanna carry you thru the raids with just water cannon
The skill gap on BLU is so immense that you have to weed out morons
Try parsing a BLU 24 man when the patch drops and seeing how bad many of them can be
>blu is the only job that isn't
Damn bro just stack the highest damaging abilities and shit...damn...
Considering what every job is like now, I will gladly play BLU as it is at this point
It's the only thing I'll resub for at this point, or any lost action based content
BST would also get me to resub if it's limited since it'd be Phoenix/Bahamut/Automaton Queen turrets with different skins at best if it were a real job
At least you are not anthony bu...
shit, I mean, I'm so glad this isn't wow
>Blue mage forever doomed to be a meme job for gimmick weeklies
YOU moronS
THIS MEANS WE ARE GETTING THE TITAN KARTS INSTEAD
the mount will still account for the omega raids...
what if we get prime middy as a mount?
I can see people being butthurt over that
man i want a prime middy mount more than almost anything
i don't think it'd happen but I would turbo-level BLU for that
>haha i want to mount le female midlander XD
you're so fricking cringe it's unreal, I wish you'd die in real life no joke.
... what?
I meant Midgardsormr as he appeared in Alphascape V2.
>perfectly good highlanders
>yeah I want basic b***hes
I'm seconding this anon's motion, kill this son of a b***h immediately
Genuine moronation
tardbot woke up lads
At this point I just doubt it's going to be anything from the raid. Just a wilderness mount like the morbol
We've yet to see if it gives any mount at all, to be frank.
Did anyone win this anyway? Winners were picked yesterday
Ngl
This is fricking bullshit
I bought the Cruise Chaser back when it dropped as a ONE-OFF because I interpreted it as them realizing they made a mistake not making it a thing when Alexander was current.
In typical israeli fashion it seems they interpreted interest in that as "people want to buy entire bosses as mounts". No, I only like Cruise Chaser specifically because FFIX is my favourite game and Ark has no representation in XIV other than it.
Now it's STANDARD for each cycle to put:
>joke le funny cute animal
>x2 fricking balloons or other inanimate piece of shit
>raid boss that should have dropped from the actual raid
on the store.
Like, no. The answer is no. I'm sure there are a few literal trannies out there who religiously check their ffxivcollect and buy every mount to have the highest %, but that's fricking moronic. I won't do that, and if you keep pandering to those people instead of me I won't be playing for much longer.
>FFIX is my favourite gam
I'm glad you're upset just because of how bad your taste is.
I don't really care what you think though.
>I-I don't really care what you think though.
Man, you're really into this, aren't you?
>I bought the Cruise Chaser
I stopped looking at the store ever since they pulled that bullshit. Not going to give them any more money than what I already give em with a sub and expac every 2 years
Yeah, I shouldn't have done it, but it was my first and only buy.
Okay.
Just waiting on the obsessed guy to "retaliate" now.
Did not read but you cry like a woman
>i got mugged by an old lady wearing a knife once, i gave her my money as a one off so she wouldn't try it again
>she robbed me again this week, but this time with a wood stick
never reward bad behavior anon
CC crossed a line, and you were a supporter of this, now they know there is an audience, and that those who should rightfully be angry, wont be, now this is a new norm
new pasta dropped
it’s your fault, you moronic paypig
I bought one mount off the store, and that is because I identify with the name deeply.
I just want Sadu to literally murder me
Sorry, but Sadu is MADE for Brother Magnai's radiant wiener.
I wan to beat Sadu to within an inch of her life, and watch as she rolls over and presents her c**t to me.
calm down pyromancer
Don't associate me with that autist.
I've finished all the books for my ARR relic and despite that step being a grind, I think it was still less of a pain in the ass than the FATE grinding step.
>he doesn't know
Why does cash shop exist on top of a monthly subscription?
Eden on BLU was the one thing I was looking forward to.
>inb4 poorgay
I can afford it but it loses its cool factor. You're just another whale who paid with a credit card. Imagine if Ozma or Cerberus was cash shop mount.
After cruise chaser being a cash shop mount there's literally no suprise when SE does another israelite shit. The devs are just evil at this point.
we have no idea what the blu rewards will be
More ways to get Allied Seals, obviously.
>Allied Seals
What do people need seals for anyway?
BLU equipment and Aetheryte Tickets. You can do your Masked Carnivale weeklies and never pay for a teleport ever again.
>never pay
Not a concern to me since you basically get 50k daily from roulettes alone. I see how it could be a game changer for people not playing all day though
Poor people use them for aetheryte tickets, idk.
you get like 150 seals killing 1 arr s-rank which is like 3mins of waiting and hitting them once, why would you bother with carnivale
Could be.
I will tell you right now, a frame kit.
>Eden on BLU was the one thing I was looking forward to.
If you were actually looking forward to it you still would be. It's not going anywhere. Nothing has changed. You're just another BLUBlack person, not really interested in the job at all.
I want the bragging rights of doing it and shadowkeeper was the perfect reward. then they made her a prostitute for paypiggies
So, you didn't really want to do it. Pretty cringe, bro. Real BLU enjoyers will have a blast doing it. Glad BLUBlack folk like you will be sitting it out, saves us the trouble of booting you from our groups.
>Why does cash shop exist on top of a monthly subscription?
the real answer is people being so fricking mentally ill that they demanded it
Do you know of those chinese "games" that have so many paid things in them that have evolved from "pay to win further into "pay to play"? Like how the chinese believe, without joke, irony, sarcasm or insult, that money is equivalent to skill and that there's absolute fairness in getting advantages and winning by spending money?
Of course its lunacy in the rest of the world, but that doesn't mean there aren't some people in the west (and I'm including more or less japan in this conundrum) who also believe they are entitled to being able to spend money to get advantages over other players. It'll never be to the extent of Chinese bugmen, but the feeling is there and there are enough to matter even to companies that aren't really greedy and legitimately do it with love for their (mentally fricked) players
Square is moronic. Looking at FFXIV and whatever else CBU3 is up to, it's easy to forget the higherups are literal NFT bros. Cash shop is one of their commandments from above.
we did it sisters! We pretended to like games and now XVI is dmc-slop!
what?
>now XVI is a good game
Nice. You're welcome.
AI generated post or barry schizobabble? you decide
Why not both?
It's probably titanmen (multi-account owning forum schizo who imitates barry)
what's a quick AI I can use to generate a shitpost? ChatGPT is well know but requires an account
I would have preferred Ninja Gaiden or Nioh slop, but good enough.
what the frick
>select your preg level
You are supposed to play a game for fun, morons
this game is shit what is there to have fun with
1-No, I'm pretty sure it isn't shit
2-You are supposed to play for fun, if you don't have fun stop playing. You are not supposed to play to grind and collect shit
1. nah im pretty sure it is shill
the game has been going down the shitter for 2 expansions its fricked
idiotic take, that’s not how people play games. criterion savage has been cleared by 4% of people who cleared criterion normal. not 4% of the playerbase. 4% of criterion clearers which is already a tiny percentage of players
if you’re going to make content that no one is going to play, you are a failure of a dev in every sense of the word
Good. Maybe they can prune criterion savage as it's a superfluous mode anyway.
may as well beg for them to completely stop doing ultimates
I wouldn't sleep any less.
Only after we get rid of ultimates and normal savages.
earning cool stuff and showing it off is fun
Most people have fricked the means for the ends, and instead of collecting for fun they just endlessly collect and grind without joy
You’re right and predatory companies realized that and started putting collectibles onto cash shops rather than behind in-game achievements
ER MAH GERD THEY REPLACED ONE ITEM
WITH ANOTHER!!!!!
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Criterion doesn't need a savage mode.
It just needs to be criterion. Raidtroons can go back to their cuck sheds.
>blizzard spends time developing a mount
>put it on the cash shop
>playerbase gets mad
>square spends time developing a mount
>put it on the cash shop
>playerbase praises it
what is this phenomenon called?
first of all
praising it?
second of all: wowbucks are literal shopslurpers they hork whenever there's a new fancy shop mount with the complainers being the extreme minority
read this thread and tell me if being pro or against this mount on the shop is more common
Almost no one here's praising it, moron.
At most, people are being spiteful towards BLUgays or neutral.
gb2wow
>being spiteful towards BLUgays
and praising it
>YESS WOO IM GLAD THIS IS A STORE MOUNT
>not praising it
Seems to me like you're just deliberately interpreting an absence of "WTF SHOP MOUNT THIS IS THE LAST DROP IM QUITTING XIV IS SO DEAD AND DONE I AM NOT PLAYING THIS TROONY GAME" as praise for it, and I wonder why that might be.
i wish we had more cool 2seater mounts like the bozja bike so i can ride them with my eb 🙁