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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    futa sfm starring anabella

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    watching the flashback scenes of her makes me wanna give her the dick, shes so fricking hot

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder what she thought at this point while watching Clive priming. She basically had exactly what she wanted, a strong capable decedent with her very own "elite" pedigree and the most powerful dominant power, and she gave it up to be a side b***h lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she gave it up to be a side b***h lmao
      Because she thought Clive was a fricking failure

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's a power-grubbing c**t who's mainly interested in puppeting around a Phoenix dominant from the shadows

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He id a failure but he is the jrpg game mc so it has to be alien ifrit jesus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is she his biological mother or not? Her complete dismissal or Clive aside she says there were rumors Ewin had his firstborn with some concubine, saying she birthed him to dispel such rumors would kinda put and end to that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was his mother, that's the whole point. Clive not having the phoenix shamed her so much that there were rumors going around he wasn't actually her son but just some bastard that was brought in by the Duke. The problem was that HE WAS her son, and she couldn't stop seething about it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be me, shapeshifting space alien demon
      >masquerade as a clinically moronic drooling child and pass my days sucking on an evil noblewoman's breasts
      dangerous based ayys

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    not final fantasy

    dead final fantasy

    raped final fantasy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you
      This is not FFXV
      People like you should just go kys
      This is probably the most final fantasy final fantasy since 6

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How hard does it grip?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im about to do the mission in Oriflamme, having a lot of fun. Side quests are meh, basic jrpg stuff with some nice snippets to the world here and there. The ones in Royal Meadows (the missing "pet" and the rich kid with the wolf) are kind of funny even if it wasnt intended to be that way. Music goes from good to amazing. Also, some of the facial animations are great, while others are typically janky

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >laying it on thick that the branded are treated poorly
    do all nips know no subtlety or is it just the hacks who wrote this game?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the country that gave birth to hideo kijima, what do you think?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Subtlety is for cowards

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the country that gave birth to hideo kijima, what do you think?

      Subtlety is for cowards

      They sure as hell remembered to be subtle once someone's survival is concerned

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is really my main gripe with the game. seems like every RPG ever made has a racism allegory but i don't know if i've ever played one where it was this hamfisted and over the top.

      also it's completely moronic, the people who can use magic without crystals should obviously be the ruling class while the no magic people should be the serfs serving them. the idea that a mother would throw their baby away because it can use magic is laughable. and the magic slaves are shown doing mundane shit like using wind magic to blow dry laundry. who the frick wrote this garbage? At least it gets a little better after the first third of the game when you don't have your brand anymore

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tales of Rebirth was over the top on racism in its world, but the game never left Japan.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's all just to push an allegory that muh hard work is good for you. The kid in the end lighting fire with a flint and steel is supposed to be like an achievement showing that mankind has matured.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          but that would fit even better if the ruling class was all magic users. would just need to change the story so that there were no small crystals to let people use magic, the big crystals instead are the source of magic for the people who can use magic. fits better into the climate change allegory too

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Using too much magic turns you into stone and everyone knows this

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >towns are running out of crystals
        >crystals do literally everything
        >have a baby
        >it has the gift of magic and can do it without crystals
        >oh god get it away from me!

        Yeah pretty dumb. The magic part is probably an allegory about how they are strong if they hand together and they just don’t because of systemic suppression.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you forget that using the magic too much literally kills you, which is probably the main reason why the branded are treated as lower class and disposable.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ou forget that using the magic too much literally kills you
          Yeah how's that a good reason to hate them?
          It's one thing if using too much magic kills not just you but the people around you too, or if it spreads some kind of desiase... but it doesn't.
          It only affects the branded. If anything, they would be more likely to be seem as victims.

          Even people who were born with birth defects weren't necessarily hated in the past. People with gifts are envied but rarely hated

          It still doesn't make any sense and you know it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon this may come as a surprise for you, but slaves are indeed treated poorly
      I bet you would scream about "muh subtlety" while reading Turgenev's Mumu too

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this may come as a surprise for (you), but slaves aren't treated as poorly as you think they are. slaves aren't cheap, and working them like mules is what an amateur slave owner did, and being too harsh on slaves almost always backfires in history, as it did in the servile wars (led to some legal checks and balances to restrain abuse of slaves, and improvement of QOL for slaves), Haiti (caused most new world plantationers to improve the QOL of their slaves), and so on.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're repeating the most basic conservative grifter rhetoric. Grow a brain, kid.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I bet you would scream about "muh subtlety" while reading Turgenev's Mumu too
        no because that is literlly a story for little children

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make 20 different hints that Clive lives
    >also make an entry for the crystallization curse and say there's no cure
    Does it not stop once it starts, or are you good as long as you stop using magic?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's tied to magic use, but once you hit a certain point then you're done. Magic is dead in the world after what Clive does, and him failing to summon to flames I think is meant to showcase that. Clive's hand is gone, but I don't think it'll spread more than that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      From what I understand it progresses only if you keep using magic, beyond that the fact that Clive is alive is beyond obvious.
      >He didn't survive that explosion just to die on the beach
      >Jill's wish
      >Only his left hand was petrified, which not coincidentally was the one he used to cast the spell at the end
      >Literally last seen alive and not even in that rough of a shape
      >Clive narrating
      >Someone had to have written the book, and Joshua isn't alive unless you are delusional

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget
        >Jill and Clive's dialogue during the ''Priceless'' side quest
        >Clive getting a quill from Harpocrates to write down his story in the future
        Ambiguous endings are dogshit either way

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's also the fact Clive really liked heroic tales of adventures as a kid, to the point of reciting and playing a scene from a tale with his uncle
          God tier scene by the way

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Someone had to have written the book
        Joshua wrote the book because it didn’t happen. He was just a cringe self insert that wrote a bunch of deviant gay fetish fanfiction about alien troons getting fricked by dudes.
        >…in the end it truly was a Final Fantasy, available only on PlayStation 5

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Clive literally gets a quill gifted to him in one of the final side-quests, he wrote the book

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >b-b-but he had a p-pen and totally looked at a book longingly one time, I swear!
            Prove it, the ending says otherwise.
            Everyone died including the “author” and your headcanon author.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's incredible that most FF14 gays didn't understood it.
          FF16 didn't happen because the "game" (aka the book) is from our own real world. (basically treating FF16 like the bible).

          I see nobody talking about that, so I guess it's time to say it: at the end, the game make a tremendous effort to show that the world of FF16 is literally in the milky way. Which mean it is earth that we are talking about (blue planet with a moon at the same distance and size).

          Knowing that, FF16 story cannot exist, and this is why the term "mythos" and "the game is over" is over represent in the dialogue, aka, the book is the equivalent of a game in old time.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are 1 week behind brainlet-kun

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              1 week behind what?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Someone had to have written the book
        Joshua wrote the book because it didn’t happen. He was just a cringe self insert that wrote a bunch of deviant gay fetish fanfiction about alien troons getting fricked by dudes.
        >…in the end it truly was a Final Fantasy, available only on PlayStation 5

        Clive literally gets a quill gifted to him in one of the final side-quests, he wrote the book

        I'm the one who write the book

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a shit load of Bearers who are alive and relatively well within the game despite having it far worse than just a left hand crysallized.
      It's there to show that Clive didn't escape godkilling unscathed but there would be no reason to show him on a beach in one piece if he died.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think a lot of people conflated Clive saying he is not strong enough to use Ultima's power for long to him being guaranteed to die after a short amount of time, which isn't actually the case if we go by the way the sentence was structured but it's an easy misunderstanding.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT TO HAVE SEGS WITH TARJA+5

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      same but with Martha

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jill should've been gangraped.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do ffgays cope with the fact that ff hasn't been good in over a decade?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      With the fact that it's good again at least

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, what good instalment released?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          SOP and FFXVI

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Both trash dough ;/

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      FF13-2, Lightning Returns are fun
      FF16 is pretty fun too
      Cant wait for FF7Rebirth

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a decade
      try two

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      by hating ~~*what*~~ destroyed it like with every other thing that I love that ~~*they*~~ destroyed

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So did Anabella's phoenix pussy corrupt the Emperor, or was it just Ultima/Olivier?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Annabelle was just a huge b***h, Ultima just had to sit back and watch, and he would hopefully get the throne thanks to her bullshit.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how long before someone comes out and confirms Clive's fate? They won't leave it ambiguous forever, nips aren't capable of that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ben already hinted at him being alive when he was on with some youtubers playing the demo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably a dlc with Leviathan

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think we will get a DLC about Cid meeting Bahamut in the Empire when trying to break in before. Reuse area, Cid moveset and flesh out one element, and a big eikon fight.

        I'd like to see one with Shiva but I am not sure where Jill could fit in

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where do you set it though? Post-game it confirms Clive's fate, but Clive isn't exactly up to combat anymore. Mid-game, and it unlocks a less ambiguous ending?

        I think we will get a DLC about Cid meeting Bahamut in the Empire when trying to break in before. Reuse area, Cid moveset and flesh out one element, and a big eikon fight.

        I'd like to see one with Shiva but I am not sure where Jill could fit in

        Jill's search for Clive could be doable

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jill had no time to even get away let alone search for someone lmao. And if that was before her capture, she didn't have any powers.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was thinking post-game, to clear up Clive's fate

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            My bad, still I don't see why Clive wouldn't be able to return on his own, but if they write in a decent reason it could be pretty good.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can make the DLC in a way where Clive is stuck on Leviathan island, and can't get back because ''something something'' Leviathan is keeping the magic there alive for itself

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, give us Jill's game

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where do you set it though? Post-game it confirms Clive's fate, but Clive isn't exactly up to combat anymore. Mid-game, and it unlocks a less ambiguous ending?

            [...]
            Jill's search for Clive could be doable

            >A whole DLC where you have to play as the one of the most bland FF heroines ever
            no thanks

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >hating on Jill, one of the sweetest girls in the franchise
              Imagine being THIS much of a fricking homosexual

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah she's really sweet, but she's an incredibly boring character

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                She fulfills her narrative function extremely well and her relationships with Clive are among the best in the franchise. You don't need to be a fricking clown to be a good character.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >her relationships with Clive are among the best in the franchise
                lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jill and Clive are less interesting and have less chemistry than basically any FF 7 or higher.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Horseshit. Clive and Jill share more tender moments than five Clouds and Tifas put together.
                The only romance better than theirs is in X.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What romance? Most of it is offscreen, Jill says more to Clive in letters than she does in the hundreds of cutscenes they're together in

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jill and Clive are both more conceptually boring than even Noctis and Lunafreya, although the execution is certainly better because, for instance, XVI isn't an incomplete game made out of scraps of a better, canceled project
                Luna is also cuter imo

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >XVI isn't an incomplete game made out of scraps of a better, canceled project
                XV is an incomplete game but still manages to have more content than a complete game with all the optional dungeons and shit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol lmao, NTA but no point to do the content if the game is horrible

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                True, but the combat is trash, rendering that content useless
                The combat in XVI is at least tolerable

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't help but agree. Clive has that moment of reenacting childhood stories he loved as a child to his uncle and it does a lot for me to like him in such a humorous poignant moment. If Jill had a moment of levity, it would've done wonders to endear her. As it stands, it's mostly lovey-dovey fated to be together stuff and not much else.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                She just doesn't chime in much, its weird because you look at 7R, Tifa and Aerith chime in all the fricking time.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ff16 is a man's world an there is no place for Jill. She knows her place like a good waifu.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Part of me thinks that Jill was not intended to be around as much as she was, but they had to respond to complaints about no party

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's crazy how she's also a dominant but she does nothing. You could say that after the prologue and during the Liquid Flame fight are the only moments she does something
                And not just as dominant, but as character.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I got that impression too. The part where you go back to her home is very weird because she never shuts up while going through the dungeon when before I forgot she was there half the time due to her being so quiet.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                As far as the western audience go
                >Pure love = Boring
                If she was some giga bawd Ganker would love her

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Correct.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and then magic leaves the world
    Frick off.
    Every single time this has happened in Final Fantasy it's hackneyed bullshit.
    It sucked when FF6 did it.
    It sucked when FFXV did it.
    FF7 shrugging and going "i dunno" when humans don't have magic sucks.
    FF8 having an excuse for normies to have magic while the Sorceresses have real magic sucks.
    Frick OFF, stop plagiarizing Lord of the Rings.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yes I think it sucked when Lord of the Rings did it too.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It sucked when FFXV did it.
      Magic didn't leave the world in FFXIV, the star scourge did. Noctis had to kill himself and thus end his entire bloodline to do so.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else finding performance mode to be pretty solid? Keep reading about people having big problems with it, but so far really smooth for me while maintaining nice graphics.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >smooth
      its not, its fluctuating between 30-60 with terrible framepacing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally drops to 720p. I hate pcgays but snoybros this is fricked

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEX WITH CHIRADA

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clive and Joshua really should've gangbanged her for rehabilitation's sake.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking sauce

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Takasugi Kou if that filename isn't enough

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one of two good villains in the game
    >disappears for 20 hours at a time and then kills herself

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >good villain
      She was basically a cartoon villain with how much of a heartless b***h she was.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And she was still better than Ultima and Barnabas

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm about to go to Drake's Breath. How far into the game am I?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DLC is Jill's postgame adventure to get her husband back
    >attunes with Leviathan for the last one push towards her and Clive's happiness
    Would you play it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      Give me a CliveJill kid

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jill obviously had kids but it wasn't with Clive.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          calm down cuck-kun

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>DLC is Jill's postgame adventure to get her husband back
      only if she starts wearing short shorts and low cut Ts

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Aventure involves a lot of seafaring and water adventures
        >forces her to undress a bit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Mid in a bikini as a companion
          >a new goth girl companion
          i'll play it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            God give us a FF16-2 cringekino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd pre-order the Deluxe version

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I never knew a smile could bring so much joy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all the suffering, depression and suicidal tendencies led to that moment
      >the sidequest where Jill tells him she knows he'll always come for her
      KINO romance

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be super butthurt if Clive died especially with how much of a cute couple he and Jill are.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So far Anabelle is clearly just written for the player to hate, she's absolutely smug as frick and a c**t about everything. She knows she's getting away with everything and playing all the men/kings and shit for fools. She calls Benedicta a "common prostitute" even though Anabelle is literally a prostitute herself. She essentially feigned romance for Erwin and had son with him all so she could groom Joshua into ruling the world, but then when that backfired she betrayed Elwin, but sleeping with Sylvester and siding with the empire since Joshua was dead her plans were ruined and she had to start over, so she went to Sylvester, had a child with him to replace Joshua so her plan could start again, but she also knew the Holy Empire was a stronger force in the world.

    The women is fricking insane and I hate her so much, she isn't even on fricking screen very often but when she is, even for 5-10 seconds, it's obnoxious. That scene where they're in the royal court and she just smugly starts at Dion while petting Olivier. She knows Dion doesn't like her, and she doesn't care. She doesn't even like Sylvester, she just slept with the man to get in his good graces and become empress. She's a massive manipulator/user.

    Even Benedicta wasn't that bad. I'm like 50% through the game and I still don't know what her ultimate motivation is, or why she hates people the way she does. I guess she believes the world should only be inhabited by nobility, she seems to hate peasants, and what's strange is Clive is highborn, but she hated him because he was firstborn and wasn't the phoenix dominant. I figured she believes "firstborn sons" should be the most important, but since Clive was passed over I guess the gods deemed him worthless or something? So in her eyes he was essentially a peasant? Either way it's obvious she never loved Joshua, or probably even Oliver. She wants to manipulate them and use their power/status to control the world.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      was there ever an olivier even? how did ultima overtake him?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I told your ass I'm only halfway through, next time spoiler something like that, that's obviously a pretty massive spoiler and you just spoiled it for me. butthole.

        The only thing I knew about Ultima is that Joshua sealed him inside him but thanks to you I now know something I should have learned myself later on in the game, and now the shock value is ruined for me.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you in this thread.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you not know how to use spoilers on Ganker? It's not hard. It's a discussion thread yes, but you can at least have the courtesy to spoil stuff. Not everyone is finished with the game, and some of us didn't just watch a movie of it on Youtube. I'm taking my time to play it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jill dies.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not that guy who spoiled you, but I'm mobileposting so spoilers are a b***h. Also just get the frick out of here moron and play the game.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          boo hoo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're trying to do a Cersei, but just shit cause they didn't get it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was Anabella in on the empires attack at the beginning?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anabella should have pulled a Kuja and usurped Ultima to be the main villain.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So far the only fight that I've had trouble beating is the first Hugo fight dude has like 80 fricking attacks and apparently one of the attacks is an INSTANT KILL regardless of how much HP you have, the only way I knew to survive it was to enter prime mode, because you can't die in prime mode and from what I can tell you can't parry/dodge the attack, it covers the ENTIRE BATTLE AREA and it will one shot you, an absolute bullshit attack because the player has only one actual way to survive it, they don't even let you fricking dodge it/block it.

    I think Hugo took me about 5-6 tries, he killed me at least five times, and three times was to that gay ass instant kill attack. Frick him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro you can just jump over it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're bullshiting me? You can JUMP OVER an explosion that takes up the entire screen? It didn't look like you could jump over it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie it doesn't cover the whole area, just run out of it.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ultimate theme of the plot is just "status quo good"
    I hate this shit. I hated it every time every nation in XIV is kicked into globohomoism and I hate it here. Frick off with this non-magical agenda.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >every nation in XIV is kicked into globohomoism
      This might be one of the most nonsensical reads of FFXIV's story and theme of cooperating cultures I have ever read
      Endwalker alone slaps your face with its fricking wiener about this being an objectively incorrect read of the story
      Do you, like, get sexual gratification from misinterpreting the story

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry did Ishgard, Ala Mhigo, Bozja, and Dalmasca not become republics? Are Limsa, Ul'dah, Garlemald, and Doma not soon-to-be republics? There was an entire scene about the second coming if the Crystal Braves in the form of a united Grand Company of Eorzea, except now the plot has just forgotten about the concept of corruption so it's okay.

        Frick Endwalker too. Oh every alien race ever just sucks and kills themselves, turns out the key to happiness is that diversity is our strength. Yeah fricking thanks Yoshida.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ishgard became a pseudo-republic with a House of Lords and House of Commons but no specific figurehead
          Complaining about Ala Mhigo becoming a republic is hilarious when there is not a single Ala Mhigan on the planet that actually wants a monarchy to return
          Bozja is modeling itself after Garlean rule, specifically Gabranth's policies, and its interim government isn't specified; they haven't even gotten far enough to make any judgment calls in that regard, and their entire culture revolves around Queen Gunnhildr's legend still
          Dalmasca/Ivalice is nonexistent right now
          On paper Merlwyb is an elected official, already was a pseudo-republic
          Ul'dah becoming a republic being a fricking horrible idea drove the entire plot of post-ARR and Heavensward and Nanamo has no current plans to abdicate power
          Garlemald literally does not exist right now
          Doma is not becoming a republic
          The Grand Company is an alliance you dipshit

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Merlwyb is unironically a dictator that's like ten years over her elected term. The setting is literally age-of-discovery so actually it makes sense many governments are moving to democracy and republicanism, however the writers forgot that clusterfrick known as "the french revolution" set the stage for all of that so somehow whenever we're involved it's boring and bloodless.
            GCoE is as the name implies an international Grand Company, which is exactly what the Crystal Braves was. Again, all the corruption and political complexity in Eorzea is forgotten.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can fix her

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sincerely hope Clive is alive at the end or I will remind them of kyoani

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is it ever explained how She gave birth to the Mythos or what Ifirit is? And the Pheonix?

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jill lives.
    Clive lives.
    Joshua lives.
    Torgal lives.
    They all get their happy ending.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about our golden lad, Dion?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure Metia can magically bring him back along with Clive and Joshua

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Metia didn't bring back anyone moron, Clive never died, he was just saved thanks to her.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Metia is there for symbolism, but even then morons think he died

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Whether it's just symbolism or she intervened somehow we can't really know nor does it really matter, but Clive never died that's for sure.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I told you guys the story would suck. The Heavensward guy was only good compared to ARR which came before. Now where is my Ishikawa-written FF17

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      15 years from now when America is dead from nuclear warfare and collapsed economy.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Putting Clive alive/dead bullshit aside, I've just completed the game and...Who is the secret uber-boss in this one?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me.

  34. 11 months ago
    aceman
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      shit fanart, doesn't fit jill's attitude at all

      • 11 months ago
        aceman

        Blame japs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her frozen eggs are OVULATED with the sole purpose of being inseminated by Clive's fiery seed.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I talked shit about the Berserker Ring when I first saw it in the previews but this shit is BUSSIN FR FR

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's something about Jill that makes her extremely huggable
    Clive agrees too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, Jill is too cute

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game is about destroying a corrupt world order drinking the planet's lifeblood for shekels/power/prestige
    >directionbrains think they're being propagandized by the global warming agenda again
    Why is the entire "gaming community" like this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      (you)

  38. 11 months ago
    aceman
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She'll never be the head of a major corporation

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PS5 exclusive until november 2024

    Pretty much dead to me. I'm gonna dodge spoilers for more than a year.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    evil women make me rock hard, pls send help

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not my final fantasy
    >continues to pretend bravely default and octopath don't exist

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're forgetting the real heir to Final Fantasy

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hugo is already more popular than Clive in porn (rule34 paheal amd twitter)

    MY FRICKING SIDES

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen porn of Clive but none of Hugo yet, you're lying

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lying? Go to Rule34 paheal. Baragays are already lusting for Hugo

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well of course they would, they are baragays. Clive and Barnabas are for women.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Poor Barnabas then, because gays are far better artists than women and I like him.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Me too anon, it's a shame. I think him being a mothercon puts off most guys

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      True. Hugo should NEVER be antagonist. He should be the anti-hero. He is too hot to die.
      https://twitter.com/StanGArtAD/status/1672487053680947201?t=e6pPjEBSt_aZH6LTQAdolw&s=19

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everytime I saw Hugo turn into Titan I wished he would step on me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joshua's going to get most of it

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The scene with Clive and his uncle was legitimately incredible

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You size queens, hugo has a tiny pecker

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who has the biggest one? List them in order

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cid>Anabella>Clive>Gav>Barny>Dion>Hugo.
        Ultima doesn't count since he can shapeshift to be as big or small as he wants to

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Torgal>>

        [...]

        else

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clive

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well that doesn't matter when his breasts are huge and his ass plump.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, I thought people can't use magic of any kind in the deadlands. how did hugo prime?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was right next to the mother crystal and that a huge thing of aether

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's a mothercrystal near the original hideout?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick this big b***h but I finally hit 50k stagger damage https://streamable.com/u1ry9j

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That Liquid Flame fight was so good, mostly because I got to stare at Shiva's pits so often.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm enjoying the game, but it's super weak as an rpg right?

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw Hugo fight
    Holy frick, this brickhead had millions of moves.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hugo is actually quite competent. His entire problem is having wiener instead of brains.

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry win again even that shirako guy agrees with mmo devs= mmo game
    https://www.reddit.com/r/FFXVI/comments/14hz9pj/thoughts_on_shirrakos_review

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >8.8
      Kek, he knew what he was doing here.
      I don't really disagree with anything here.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least it wasn't kingdom hearts devs = shittier kingdom hearts game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, you dont need to be a hater to see how this game has its entire pacing and level design made like it is a mmo.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The weirdest thing is how when people heard that CBU3 was doing this game, they expected big zones with tons of things to do.
        Instead they did a really linear game with 2 "large" zones that dont even justify having a Chocobo.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And Rebirth seems like the game that will be large zones focused
          Reality is always crazier than fiction.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mmmm, oh Hugo, Benedicta's PUSSY is soooo tight! Are you enjoying the show?

    How did they get away with this? Good god.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >surgically remove the brand
      >the scar still looks like a brand but a bit fainter
      whom are they trying to fool with this shit?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it just symbolism on their part at first, but no, they actually talk about how they can go out and no one will know they're a bearer

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I thought it just symbolism on their part at first, but no, they actually talk about how they can go out and no one will know they're a bearer
          A side quest reveals that brands actually have poison in them or some shit so most people probably think you can't remove them at all. Hell, they admit in that side quest that half the people they did the operation on to remove the brand from in the hideaway died in the process.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The box thing is pretty funny. The only point was to show how evil a character who has only had 2 cutscenes (one a flashback) over the course of 25 ish hours is. By the time you fight Hugo for the second time the only thing that matters is someone killed her and the box doesn’t matter at all in the situation.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    now, we need a alternate timeline where she's not evil and you play as Elwin
    A Final Fantasy with him would be pretty neat. He'll have to fight using crystals and medieval technology and succeed through sheer power of will

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone who owns the soundtrack tell me the name of the song that plays during the FIRST part of the Titan VS Ifrit fight? The one that goes "FLASH OF LIGHTNING SOMETHING SOMETHING DUN DUN DA DUN" like a rap or something?

    It's catchy as frick and driving me crazy, I gotta keep listening to it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please respond. I know the digital deluxe edition has it and I know one of you homosexuals bought it, so you gotta have a copy of the soundtrack. The DD edition came with a copy of the soundtrack.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know wtf this is? I found it while fricking around exploring and Clive said it’s not ready yet or some shit, looks like the arete stone at cids town

    I found it in the area before the benedikta section

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just keep playing. It’ll unlock shortly. It’s the training mode/arcade section.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chronolith trials, challenge mode.

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill the dragon

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, and genderbent Clive

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Velvet is more based than clive

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was never in question, she has breasts

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And a better breast window than odin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't mix that american GoT slop Black person together with our queen.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf I thought you guys said this was just GoT low fantasy shit and piss setting with no wacky FF hijinks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't you see the part of GoT where Arya injects steroids into herself, grows extra arms, loses her legs and pile drives the Night King into a pit?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        if that actually happened it would redeem got's shitty second half

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That intro
      >That fight
      >That OST
      The previous area were disappointing, but this is when the kino start

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yoshit Piss sells this game as an uber dark Game of Thrones ripoff for the west
      >Fully armoured knight Izuna dropping Clive
      >Torgal doing 360s around Benedikta's neck
      >Kaiju fights
      >Growing wings and fighting Bahamut in space
      >Final Boss literally has a "this really was your final fantasy" alongside a kamehameha beam clash
      I shouldn't have been worried, this shit is insane

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds stupid.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And that's a good thing

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then frick off homosexual
          But when you inevitably come around I expect an apology

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bene goes semi prime and throws giant blocks of a building after Clive
        >Kicks the dog off the roof
        >He teleports in out of nowhere and they're having sick combos on her

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What I like about this game is that whenever Jill is not standing next to Clive, she quickly trots over to be standing next to Clive.

    What I dislike about this game is that there is no option to pet Jill.

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This moment would have been better if the party had been helping Dion take control of the city and was with him when he confronted Ultima and subsequently primed. Why did they put it in a flashback after the fight...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The flashback is so weird, because they reveal the kid is ultima with a bad cuscene then present the plotwist of how it happened. So fricking weird
      That flashback should've happened before Dion throws the lance at Olivier after the fight
      Just a small example of how badly tied the narrative is.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or just made Dion throw the lance at the kid without any explanation. The problem is how they reveal with a POV cam how Olivier is Ultima, then the whole flashback gets ruined.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guys is a literal homosexual. I almost droped the game because of him

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the point of this character? Does Yoshi P just hate women?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They just dont know how to write them to be honest. When they arent straight up the devil like Anabella, they dont have much going on, like Jill.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >When they arent straight up the devil like Anabella, they dont have much going on, like Jill.
        I realized how every time jill is going to open her mouth i already know what she's going to say.
        It is to talk about how dark her past is, or something related to Clive.
        I have no idea of what this woman even likes or dislikes.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >likes: clive
          >dislikes: her cumdump years
          It's not rocket science

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah...i guess.
            I just expected her having at least as much as characters writen 20 years ago in this franchise.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Her simplicity is a side effect of her character going basically all in on the childhood friend archetype. It's part of her charm, sure she would be more interesting if she had more things going but that's not what they wanted. She is basically the ideal as far as a romantic interest goes, but that doesn't make for a particularly exciting character.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess I'm disappointed that the characters in this game are either ideal people or evil caricatures. I was hoping for more nuanced characters since they claimed this was going to be a more mature FF.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                > I was hoping for more nuanced characters since they claimed this was going to be a more mature FF
                You are not wrong honestly, although some characters like Hugo and Benedicta I would argue are a bit more grey, but the rest are quite clear. At its core it's still a FF game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >At its core it's still a FF game.
                I feel like that's not fair to other FF games that have had more nuanced characters.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but then if they dont want to make the only character who is at all times with you nuanced, who the frick will they develop?
                Surely it wasnt the other dominants. Only dion and cid( who got killed early) had any development

                When you have a ton of characters, sure you can rely on tropes. But why would you do this when you have only her as party member.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Writer obviously spent 90% of his time on world building, the characters feel like an afterthought tbh

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dont think this was the right choice. Valisthea is cool but what carry these games are the characters.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The writer even said it himself.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man, now i remember. They really said that.
                And the game also shows it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The writer even said it himself.

                They could have gotten somebody else to flesh out the characters or at least an editor to edit the whole thing, Jesus

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure they were extremelly confident in their narrative skills, as their level design. I'm sure that 16's criticism will at least open their eyes now.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm sure that 16's criticism will at least open their eyes now.
                I hope so, I feel like Yoshida's been getting kinda full of himself lately.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Has he? I think people are just projecting theor perceptions of him at this point because of his success with 14 much to the dismay of some people. Unless I am missing something he hasn't done anything but hype his game, which is what every dev does.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mmotroony cultist slop

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't played his mmo or any game by him for that matter anon, sorry to disappoint you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                way to cast off the idea you're projecting like a motherfricker, anon

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like he should have a better grasp that a mmo and a single player game are two different beasts
                I think the narrative elements in are good, even Ultima, but the way it's structured is weird.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think that's the issue. If anything, I feel like he's way too much of a people pleaser. It's like he wants everyone's experience with the story to be a exciting and pleasant one, but for a story that presents itself as "gritty" and "mature" story, I feel like you gotta have something to say to justify all that shit.
                The story feels like it's deathly afraid to confront, or even ask anything of the player/audience, which is fricking crazy since on paper, this has the most adult themes, at least on the surface.

                Jill and Clive are both more conceptually boring than even Noctis and Lunafreya, although the execution is certainly better because, for instance, XVI isn't an incomplete game made out of scraps of a better, canceled project
                Luna is also cuter imo

                Ok, come on, let's not go that far. Lunafreya, even with all the tacked on stuff, is still a non-entity. A fair comparison would be the rest of the XV posse, that's where the love clearly went to in terms of that game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lunafreya, even with all the tacked on stuff, is still a non-entity
                At least she had enough agency to go off and do shit by herself unlike fricking Jill who doesn't have anything at all without Clive

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >At least she had enough agency to go off and do shit by herself

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing I said was incorrect. I never said she was a good character or XV was a good game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                She was a non character my dude, the game would have been the same if she wasn’t in it at all.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude I don't care I don't like Lunafreya I'm using as an example of how fricking shit Jill is

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Link to the quote?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was searching for the interview but I didn't find it, I found the interview where he says he first wrote the lore and then the characters.
                https://blog.playstation.com/2022/11/04/final-fantasy-xvi-interview-worldbuilding-differing-viewpoints-and-favorite-characters/

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dont think this was the right choice. Valisthea is cool but what carry these games are the characters.

                The writer even said it himself.

                Man, now i remember. They really said that.
                And the game also shows it.

                [...]
                They could have gotten somebody else to flesh out the characters or at least an editor to edit the whole thing, Jesus

                I'm sure they were extremelly confident in their narrative skills, as their level design. I'm sure that 16's criticism will at least open their eyes now.

                What the hell were they thinking? I mean worldbuild is extremely important, specially in a game whose plot has political turmoil, but unless you are Tolkien or God himself while writting the Bible, characters always come first.

                Your worldbuilding is useless without good characters.

                Also, it baffles me that they would bother with compelling world building and the game doesn't even show that properly.
                You learn the lore by talking to some boring ass npc in the hideout. Wtf

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"Sir, we'll not have a party in this game, only jill and torgal"
                >"Sure. This means we'll have a bigger development arc for her and make her nuanced, right?"
                >"Nah, she will be less developed than previous heroines that were in a party with 9 other characters"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't disagree in principle, but the execution was poor.
                A childhood friend whose personality revolves around the protagonist can have other interests than just her traumas and her love interest.
                She could have a hobby, like sweing for example, or feeding poor children, groing flowers in a garden.
                Maybe she likes riding horses, or strolling in the forest, or she's very social and likes talking to people...
                That and her role as the protagonist's ideal romantic interest are not mutually excluive, it actually makes her a better ideal.

                They could have done that.

                Also Clive is a fricking insecure pussy himself, always mumbling about his traumas of killing people - which we did not see by the way because the game barely shows anything about his years as a branded soldier.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                She has a hobby she weaves dresses and stuff.
                You can't see it in the MSQ tho, they only tell you in one random sidequest (one of the many bad ones).

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Really? I don't remember that. I might have been so bored that I overlooked it.

                I don't understand why Square even bothers with side quests still

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Likes:Clive, Joshua, Rosaria and her people
          Dislikes: Slavery, Anabelle, Iron Kingdom
          Jill is a simple girl, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. She didn't want much out of her life other than to be with Clive and the rest of her family.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The thing is, i do believe that her scenes with Clive are really good. But at the same time is like she doesnt exist ouside of that.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not really that weird if we view this in context. The only good years of her life were spent with Clive, everything and anything outside of that was literally torture, after reuniting with him again it makes sense she has probably lost all interest in engaging with other people.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            which is weird considering she was a princess

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're written as either traitorous harlots (Anabella, Benedikta) or pure virginal perfect wives (Jill)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just like real life.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's divorced so yes

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incest is hot and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >quest named caulk and bawl
    man the troonyslatorts really had a field day with this one.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Koji always does funny quests names

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon tries to type out a funny maymay but has a stroke

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >KILLS HERSELF
    holy frick I wanted to kill and rape that prostitute
    >it's your mom
    so

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw in old ff games benedikta or hugo would become your evil guys turned party members

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, they wouldn't have joined. They'd probably bullshit up a reason for Mid to inherit Cid's powers though.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do think that older FF games would've used gav,mid,joshua and jote better

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. Benedikta and Hugo give me LeBlanc's Syndicate vibes if the setting of the game allowed more light-heartedness and humor. I'd love to see Benedikta's face when it's revealed Barnabas has just been shagging Ultima.

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Clive, Jill and Joshua were all very close growing up together
    >Jill and adult Joshua barely interact
    disappointing

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Anon...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know I just saw the second I clicked submit frick.

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FFXIV
    isn't that 16?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is, burgers can't into roman numerals

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fighting the magical Coerl in Rosalith with Torgal and Jill at my side when suddenly, Hugo and about a dozen men show up without any of the three of us knowing and capture Jill
    SHE WAS RIGHT THERE FIGHTING WITH ME SWORD IN HAND AND ICE MAGIC AT THE READY
    >not long afterwards, prison guards are sent to bring Clive to the courtyard to witness Jill's beheading as Hugo would watch joyfully from atop as I stood powerless to stop it. But when Clive finally gets there, the beheading is going forward anyways despite the fact the prison guards have yet to return with Clive
    C'mon!
    >oh and Clive is too tired after his fight with Hugo, who only semi-primed his Titan form to fight Clive even though he could've just gone full Titan and crushed every in a mile wide radius with Clive and Jill, to cut off Hugo's head when given three chances to do so when Hugo tried to attack the sword-bearing Clive with his fricking bear hands
    You know, I this isn't the only time in the main story I'm constantly finding issues with out events play out. The choice of what they put into cutscenes, what happens in the cutscenes and what characters do and say has been bothering me throughout the game's main story. I'd also like to add that Clive is a fricking moron. I know they just took the Meteor-kun and added a little bit of backstory to him, but Jesus Christ is Clive dumb.

  71. 11 months ago
    Nora Kisaragi

    This game has millions of players.

    There is no reason why you shouldn't help find out how to go to the other dimension in order to join Gaius.

    To join Gaius, you have to find a way to communicate with the Warrior of Darkness early in the story. It's like finding Glitches. Pic related is how I implemented it in a videogame.

    I'm currently waiting to hear back from Square Enix Support to see if the ff14 development team will give me religious mercy and just warp me to the other side instead of paying a monthly sub just to create characters mindlessly for years. (I've been trying to go to the next dimension in videogames for 4 years. It started in 2019)

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Garuda was some prime monster girl pussy, God Bless the japanese

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    did she win

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she slit her own throat after all her plans crumbled, anon.

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone else find it odd that Bahamut did not use the spell Holy? he is the light eikon and that's the signature light spell

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, they could only have him use Akh Morn and dive bombs because they gotta reference FF14

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      weird choice for bahamut to be a light eikon tbh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm so disappointed Barnabas and Dion never had any interaction even though they set them up as opposites and rivals on the battlefield

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This cutscene was so fricking stupid. Only there because Dion and Barnabas aren't relevant until 40+ hours in.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            More stupid is that they just exchanged their ranged attacks and frick off then you have titan punching shiva

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not so weird he trained the warrior of light class Evolution in ff1

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a FF game for actiongays. I don't see the problem

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM GOING AKASHIC

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barnabas was right. Ultima was right. Mankind should just have been purged

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Odin's massive tiddies are the best part of the game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they give Odin a boob window? What was the purpose?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chad genetics

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a big guy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only dominant to get a height boost had primed, Odin is for manlets

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            *half primed

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BRANDERS BRANDERS BRANDERS. HOOO ITS A NEW MORN BOY DO I HATE BRANDER. IMAGINE BEING A BRANDED LOVER.

    Kek fricking hilarious is this supposed to make discrimination bad? It's hilarious

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Did we also mention that discrimination bad?

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >been playing game nonstop
    >decide to take a break for meal
    >let’s see how others are playing
    >no decent let’s play uploaded
    >surprising
    >realize game only been out for 3 days
    This is incredible. I don’t remember the last time I just sunk all my time into a game. Of course it’s been a while since a game came out on my day off so I can just play it non-stop. Hard to believe it hasn’t been been 5 days since release. Anyways, is there a good let’s play somewhere? I just want to see what others think of certain sections of the game so far

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dion is an anagram for Odin
    >Barnabus is kinda spelled like Bahamut if you squint really hard
    >Dion is Bahamut and Barnabus is Odin
    Why do they trigger my autism so?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao I thought I was the only one bothered by this

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game could really benefit from a sprint button and being able to switch enemy lock on.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he uses lock on
      Pleb. Also press L3.

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this should be a main quest...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’d come again and again, if you know what I mean

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and you've come again and again
      wow, jill's pussy that good, huh? Or is it just a side effect of fricking nothing but your right hand for 33 years?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That pussy is perfectly shaped for him anon, of course it's that good, he fits in like a glove. Their elements even perfectly compliment each other like yin and yang.

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if they do dlc it should make the other dominants playable and also include Leviathan and Diabolos

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only DLC i realistically see is Jill getting Leviathan and sailing to get her husband back

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Diabolos
        Not happening, the element thing has no space for him

        Diabolos could be a new gravity element

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Another eikon wouldn't make sense in lore but he doesn't really need to be an eikon, just a really strong enemy or superboss.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >just a really strong enemy or superboss.
            I'd be fine with that,

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Diabolos
      Not happening, the element thing has no space for him

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not? He could be a second eikon of dark

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are no second eikons is the problem. Clive was a very specific case to the point where he isn't even really an eikon.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sure the devs will come up with an excuse

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        never doubt the israelite. Zoomers and Black folk already bought the game, DLC is secured.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thinking this failure of a game will have DLC produced for it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        shittier games have had DLCs in the past

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          people who bought flopspoken collector's edition got it for free
          I don't think it sold more than 500 copies as a standalone dlc

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Game seems to be doing well and not majorly popular titles like strangers of paradise got dlc, I’m sure this one will be getting some as well. They probably already started working on it if we’re being honest, a lot of games start dlc development before the actual game even comes out and they know if it sold well or not

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still waiting for XV's final two DLCs. Any day now, right?

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to cum inside Mid until I die of dehydration.

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M GOING AKASHIK

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking xvi spoilers in my xiv thread. educate yourself you frickers.

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For a guy who's bad at writing characters, I think he did a really good job at writing Clive.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, at least some character needs to be good.
      And i would say Ben Starr carries Clive a lot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      clive is alright, but i think it's more due to his va than to the writer

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only good character in this game is Byron, and maybe Gav

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So was she controlled by Ultima the whole time I feel like she barely made sense as a character unless she was controlled or something.

    >supposedly loves Joshua but doesn't give a frick when he dies
    >when Clive tells her Joshua is alive she starts acting like she loves him after all

    Like what?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't love Joshua as a person, she cares about him as a status symbol and tool.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah then she would had treated well clive in the timeskip

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      IFRIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post the close up shot of his tongue wiggling

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BUILT FOR HOT IFRIT KNOT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      White Woman moment

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dark spirit xXxmilffrickerxXx has invaded

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a second this is just a bad retread of 7 the mother crystals are just mako reactors.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but mixed with other 35 different plotlines.

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Kaijus fights are pretty damn baller I'll give the game that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bahamut's wings of light Zettaflare
      kino moment

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Outside of the Atlas the hunts have been pretty underwhelming. How many S ranks are in here I feel I'm pretty close to having all of them?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hardest is the golem with glowy sword big aoe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I heard the red comet is hard

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not again pls.

  94. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So who is Clive's antagonist in the next dissidia game (copium)?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either Dion or Barnabas
      Dissidia has villains that aren't actually villains sometimes like Golbez and Jecht

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Barnabas Dion isnt antagonistic against clive but you bet they can pull him as kain 2

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barnabas for sure

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      we need 1 more new mainline for another dissidia game. I've got a hunch next MC is female as a response from 16's outrage from trannies.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        hope not. 13 was trash

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barnabas. He'll have a massive fight boner from all the strong guys he can fight like Warrior of Light and Sephiroth.

  95. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the mommy gotta be cartoonishly evil for no reason?? This is slander, mommies are gentle and loving.

  96. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it’s funny they wanted give an early game shitter like ifrit his dues but then they turn around and have fellow early game shitter Garuda job horrifically

  97. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >torgalsucking ip all the aether from the dominants we fought and the ones he met
    Damn he is going be pretty strong near the end of the game

  98. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is Jill's hair supposed to be blue or white

  99. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >whole village changed and start getting read for war after this
    >even the village’s theme changes
    https://streamable.com/lxfx7w
    Why are people saying the side quests bad?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because doomposters sounds very close to dumbposters

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Virtually everything relating to the characters as actual people are relegated to the sidequests that people skip. Like Clive guilt tripping a little girl to tears

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Like Clive guilt tripping a little girl to tears
        I mean does that even count as a guilt trip? He just told her the truth

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just got another one dealing with Otto and cid, you can really tell folks have no idea what they talking about when they say all of the sidequests are bad

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The story from the sidequests is usually never bad, and will either give in-sight into the world or the characters, but the objectives are bad.
          I was really hoping Clive was going to lop the head off the dude who was feeding bearers to wolves, but thankfully the wolves took care of him and his butthole kid.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The problem with the quests isn't the results, it's the fact that they're incredibly straight forward and didn't need to be quests at all. For example, hunting the stalker should've been a side quest, feeding the bearers shouldn't. In the same vein putting two functionally identical side quests back to back also cheapens the point

          Do they ever explain why the frick Hugo is obsessed with Benedikta? It's not like he's a dumbass, he's intelligent in every other thing else he does. Did he really think that a foreign spy genuinely loved him?

          Love is illogical

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Surely this wouldn't he the first time Hugo ever dealt with seduction? He's extremely wealthy and powerful, in a nation of merchants. He's never had to deal with hot women before? It's not like the guy is ugly

  100. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is with this excessive fricking motion blur? its actually the only thing that I dont like so far.

  101. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did Hugo find out Cid was Clive

  102. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >don't meet byron before the timeskips
    >don't meet mid until after cid is already dead
    Feel it would have been better if we had

  103. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have any of you let one of those countdown attacks happen

  104. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are Jill and Jote basically the same character, personality-wise?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, the Rosfields have the same excellent taste in devoted slightly murderous women

  105. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hugo somehow captures Jill offscreen
    How

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's useless that's how. Remember when Typhon attacked Clive and she just stood there and did nothing?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn’t Clive go to a completely different world then?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Before that. Cid attacked it even though he was dead on the ground while Jill did nothing even though she's a Dominant too.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jill seems to be really bad at actually transforming into Shiva for some reason. Probably due to overwork, we really don't know.
            Although, Cid was already transformed when Typhon shot him so he was the right call for that one. Jill has no excuse for the Ultima attempting to mind frick Clive part and Cid had to bail them out though.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Before that. Cid attacked it even though he was dead on the ground while Jill did nothing even though she's a Dominant too.

              There's a scene where the ayylmao is just hovering over Clive, it's hand in his face, and Jill doesn't do shit. Cid who is literally dying musters the energy to stab it

              I think the weirdest part is Jill just goes "hold on!" before Cid finally does something. Hold on for what? You weren't doing shit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Part of me thinks that Jill was not intended to be around as much as she was, but they had to respond to complaints about no party

                She's probably just super weakened from being forced to prime all the time under the Kingdom's clutches. She did say that she unlocked her powers by accident in the 13 years off screen.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >for some reason
              Don’t the ironbloods basically force priming or some shit. Kind of makes sense to not be good at it when it’s always been done via threat or that priest shit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Kind of makes sense to not be good at it
                Cid says in a cutscene that priming comes naturally to all Dominants and it's weird Clive has trouble with it. Jill doesn't disagree with this (not that she ever chimes in) so we can assume Clive is the only exception.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jill is obvious the type that doesn't like to fight if she can avoid it and the first transformation on screen was out of distress.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean according to Clive she primes several times during the 5 year time skip when the situation called for it because he couldn't but of course we never see this.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's also very obviously much further along in the curse progression than most other dominants, even Tarja comments about the curse progressing a lot.
                It's why Clive feels so guilty about not being able to prime.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                isn't that only after the time skip where she was priming a lot offscreen?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's when it's explicitly stated, yeah. But I got the impression even before that though that she wasn't in the greatest shape given how short the time span is from her being a slave and then getting her ass kicked by Hugo and Clive consecutively.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not letting us experience anything in that 5 year period is absolutely stupid, they just handwave shit like "oh btw Jill was cool but you totally don't see it", "yeah we figured out how to remove brands but enough of that" etc

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So how many kids do you think Jill milked out of Clive?

                The more I think about it, the more it feels like the only point of the second time skip was to provide an excuse for a more established Hideaway without needing to show the building process.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not letting us experience anything in that 5 year period
                you bet your ass there's gonna be dlc for that shit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So how many kids do you think Jill milked out of Clive?

                The more I think about it, the more it feels like the only point of the second time skip was to provide an excuse for a more established Hideaway without needing to show the building process.

                Yeah the five year timeskip felt really dumb. Didn't seem like there was a point

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Finding and building up a new hideaway after yours got destroyed would've been great. It's one thing I like about Dragon Age Inquisition
                I really think there was no reason for the timeskip. Too little happens during that time for it to be of any use, and what does happen (like Clive rising up to be a leader) should have been shown

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The problem is how the way she is sidelined isnt just happening in her Dominant aspect. The game is constantly putting her aside or taking minimal roles for someone who is as much as Clive in the story.
                Jote and Jill probably have the same level of relevance in this story.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a scene where the ayylmao is just hovering over Clive, it's hand in his face, and Jill doesn't do shit. Cid who is literally dying musters the energy to stab it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >game makes a big deal out of fatally injured cid saving clive by stabbing typhoon
        >when jill is right there and could have done it herself
        It's very weird

  106. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how every nation has a different stupid salute

  107. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many will rope
    After they can't cope
    Once the seethe does cease

  108. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do they ever explain why the frick Hugo is obsessed with Benedikta? It's not like he's a dumbass, he's intelligent in every other thing else he does. Did he really think that a foreign spy genuinely loved him?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      garuda pussy was just tooo tight

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She whispered sweet little lies into his ear, and he completely fell for them. It was that simple.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the kind of question you wouldn't be asking if you had gone through that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >waifu fricks Barney behind his back and is STILL in love with Cid
      >goes on a self-destructive crusade to avenge a woman who didn't give a shit about him
      >gets his hands cut off
      >cuck fantasies of Benedikta getting the dikta from his mortal enemy
      What the frick was Hugo's problem?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Hugo was gay he would still be alive

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He would die to Barny's wiener

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          By the crystal
          His sword really can slay anything

  109. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good stuff
    https://streamable.com/cqvdpu

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >titan couldn't even smash a cup
      Did Hugo ever succeed at anything?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Having a pretty cool boss fight

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The quest that actually made me care for Otto

  110. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is IGN this moronic? How do you miss the half dozen hints that Clive isn't fricking dead?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're fricking game journalists. They probably didn't do the two side quests that add more fuel to the fact that Clive survived, and the fact that someone had to come back from that fight to write down the tale, and it likely wasn't Dion or Joshua.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        wdym none of it happened it was all a story. Nobody had to "come back" from the fight because the fight wasn't real. Did you even beat the game?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Room temp IQ take.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally just the Heavensward writing team doing the Heavensward ending again

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't really work the same way though, HW basically had interludes in the form of Fortemps narrating from the book all throughout the expansion.
            Hell, it even fricking opened with it. XVI doesn't have that framing device. This is closer to Frodo writing LOTR at the end.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Clive does narrate at the start and end, definitely should've had him do it a couple more times though, just to make the implication even more obvious for the morons like those mentioned in

              How is IGN this moronic? How do you miss the half dozen hints that Clive isn't fricking dead?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                he died, stop coping
                moron

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not even saying narration in general, like in HW, it's explicitly endmarked as "from Heavensward, the memoirs of lord fortemps", it's explicitly meant to be an in-universe thing instead of just a monologue.
                Stormblood's area intros are also kind of that too, with them being like, Lyse's journals or something like that, before they just made it a straight up non-diagetic narration by Emet.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                FF already did this type of narrative in FFT and FFXII and we know that Yoship is a huge Matsuno fanboy.

  111. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was Joshua even doing for a decade? Did he ever plan on saving Clive and Jill?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Granted I'm not done with the game yet, but after reuniting with Joshua it's weird that the game seems to be glossing over this. Did he think they were dead? Did he know they were slaves?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's also weird that there's a secret Rosarian order of knights and they never bothered to save Clive?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we don't give a shit about you if you're not the Phoenix
          Holy shit it's an entire order of Anabellas

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he knew they were alive but the game should've definitely had another section where we played as him. Honestly the game only letting us play as another person in the prologue then completely abandoning it is baffling tbh, it would've been a more acceptable kind of filler

  112. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Jill ever talk about the Northern Territories? She matter as well have just been Rosarian. She never beings up that she was a hostage

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She mentions it a couple of times, but she was taken so early that she's basically Rosarian. She even prays to the Founder and shit like Clive does.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do we learn anything about the North at all

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not really, no. There's some stuff mentioned about their war with Rosaria but then they got annihilated by the blight. There's also some small stuff about their history like their mythical first queen being protected by Fenrir.

  113. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enormous wasted opportunity for her to transform into a good looking monster hot girl.

  114. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I just unlocked Ramuh and it seems really technical compared to the other two Eikons.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smoothbrain here. I only uses Ramuh for extra attacks on staggered bosses and switched it out as soon as I got Titan

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just shit, I replaced it for Titan as soon as possible

  115. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FFXIV
    ?

  116. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the sole purpose of dominants was to create a vessel for Ultima?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      apparently, I wonder if the eikons themselves had any sort of sentience

  117. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Medicine girl and the attendant is the same person? Future timeline shenanigans?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No? Medicine girl is a different character

  118. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally the only final fantasy where people have sex with Garuda
    >not even Garuda just a host

  119. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is Mid's mother

  120. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so now that the game is out is Jill a virgin when the MC claims her?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. She explicitly says she was going to get raped but awakened Shiva before it happened.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she was going to get raped but awakened Shiva before it happened
        what stage of the almost rape before it got stopped?
        cuz if rape just means vegana penetration this could mean she sucked wieners or got fricked in the ass which makes her just as worthless

  121. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game good to play if I don't like FFTactics all that much?

  122. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When do i kill this b***h

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the neat part

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody tell him

  123. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mid and clive first meet offscreen
    Weird, why didn't she pop up pre timeskjp

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was off studying

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She kinda gets mentioned in a quest

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't you do the sidequest where you get the letter for the courier? Mid was going to school and writing letters to Cid.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just felt an actual in person meeting would have been good, its not like anyone actually died when Hugo attacked

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          People died, just no one actually plot relevant. Just like when the Crystal Braves decided to shit the bed at the end of ARR.

  124. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is Yoshi-P is a massive Matsuno fanboy but he doesn't have the ability to maintain political intrigue in the way Matsuno does on a larger scale.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      seems to me like matsuno can't even do that anymore either because the ivalice/bozja storylines in xiv are dogshit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd blame that more on the fact that he had to try and make a storyline work within FF14 than his own inability.12 is evidence that Matsuno struggles the most when he has to make compromises for other peoples visions. If he's not writing what he wants he tends to either give up or concede in areas he shouldn't.

  125. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"The Crystalline Dominion sits at the heart of Valisthea, built around the tallest of all the Mothercrystals, Drake's Tail. Many bloody battles were fought for control of this small plot of land due to its strategic importance, till the warring realms finally agreed to an armistice. As part of the peace treaty, the islands around Drake's Tail became an autonomous dominion led by a council of representatives from the surrounding nations—each realm enjoying equal claim to the Mothercrystal's blessing. No Dominant makes their home there."
    Feels like in another game, the Dominion would be the secret bad guys, but they're completely irrelevant in this game. There's not a single major character from there

  126. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    does she have a sex scene or any bit of skin showing more? (please respond)

  127. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  128. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Made to be raped by Clive and turned into his incestuous cum dumpster.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clive is for Jill only

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jill is for loving, having procreating baby making sex, for loving and having as queen and living happily ever after.

        Anabela is for raping and abusing, for breaking her brain with Ifrit Dick and bruising her thighs with thrusts, leaving her twitching on the floor collared up in front of everyone like a prostitute, her face used as Jill's throne while Jill shares tender kisses with Clive.

  129. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's funny because this game is literally, LITERALLY a movie game. Half the game if not more is cutscenes. The game has UNIRONIC "cinematic dodge / strikes." The game has literal items that pretty much auto-play the game for the absolute most casual players. There's no strategy or skill involved at all in this game, you basically can't die. You mostly just spam the eikon abilities until they're on cooldown and then mash square and triangle with an occasional circle depending on the eikon you're switched to.

    The thing is, i like movie games so it's good for me, but I actually laugh at the people who probably praise FFXVI and shit on games like TLOU or God of War which unironically require A LOT more skill to play than this does. You don't even have to think when playing this game because every boss fight has all these cinematic pauses, or the eikon fights which are literally all cinematic the entire way through.

    I'm about 3/5ths through my first playthrough and I do really like the game but I'm also cringing a lot at the really poor copying of western fantasy tropes and especially just blatantly taking stuff from game of thrones to incorporate it into FF. The voice acting and dialogue is also no where near as good as I've seen it praised, I honestly can't believe it's been so widely praised because it's pretty awful in many areas, and the animations are pretty bad at times too. Compare that to a game like the last of us 2 for example, the quality of the voice acting, and the animations and the graphics still is greater than this game and it came out years ago and honestly I feel like it had more gameplay than this too lol

    Regardless, I think it's a solid 8/10 game, just way too easy. Maybe final fantasy difficulty changes things? But I don't want to play it again once I finish, I see no reason to honestly.

  130. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It amuses me that the councils of both Sanbreque and Dhalmekia are comprised of the exactly the same stupid old fricks. Not exactly the exciting small council meetings from game of thrones

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it was a clear attempt at political intrigue but came across as really flat. Kanver gets another "council argues" scene

  131. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is Ultima's eikon supposed to be?
    Ifrit is a goat dog werewolf thing. Bahamut is a dragon.
    Ultima looks like neither.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Braska's Final Aeon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ultima is Ultima

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ultima Prime is dragon-humanoid demon thing.
      Doesn't lookk that much different from Ifrit, but winged and with a more anthro posture.

  132. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >imperial soldier who enslaves clive
    >rosarian traitor who kills elwin
    It bothers me they got away with it

  133. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Give birth to two powerful dominants
    >Your older son was going to frick a third one
    >Throw it all away because your first boy didn't get Phoenix
    What the frick was her problem

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Muh Status"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She had too many woman moments

  134. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >iron kingdom doesn't use magic because its a sin
    How are they a threat at all, before they captured Jill

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, most people in this world don't use magic. It's just bearers and Dominants.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barely anyone in the setting uses magic outside of crystals and the mages are the people that are turning into stone from over use.

  135. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's for the best she didn't know Clive was Mythos
    she would've tried to frick him next

  136. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna keep it real with you.
    Everything is fine in regards to the climax and ending and all.
    But this thing about the end of magic is bullshit. Feels like the game is preaching you to get out of escapism.
    Do what you have to do, give up your powers and shit. But ridding the world of all magic? Even transportation and daily conveniences? Come on, I fought to save the world, not to doom it into becoming IRL.

  137. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >clive's fake voices
    Clive was born to be an actor

  138. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Byron and Clive in the inn is the best scene

  139. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does she do again?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      receive clives load.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's Clive's tradwife.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      pet character

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clive's emotional support wife.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stands there while Clive + any other male characters discuss and perform plot relevant activities.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She tops lava that one time. Its actually hilarious how underused she is in the whole Eikon shit. People were thinking Garuda was the one to be cut, but Shiva actually fits the bill even more.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Arm candy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jote gets to do more than she does

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clive

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      clive's onahole

  140. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is every other hugo scene one of impotent rage

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He got unironically more than 80% of the dominants. At least he did some things or had agency

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >agency
        Is that what you call getting his head stroked by a gay guy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hmm, he destroyed the hideaway, got some cool bossfights. Had some dialogue scenes
          Compare that than what Benedikta, Barnabas or even Jill got.
          Hugo was at least a major antagonist for some considerable part of this game.

          Dont misunderstand me, he is pathetic as frick. But at least the writers did something with him.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Complaining about Benedikta when she radiated early game midboss energy and did it just fine

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think benedikta could've got more, but i wouldnt mind her death if instead we had focused in the other dominants. At the end of the day her death was only used to cause roid rage in Hugo for the rest of the game
              So yeah, i wont say it was amazing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                She doesn't deserve anything more than what she got. You're just saying that because she's hot.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, she's is insteresting because we dont really have any fierce female characters in the game who doent act like a cartoon villain like Anabella. She isnt good, but she also isnt a demon.
                Benedikta is interesting because of that. We dont have many female characters at all to be honest.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The misogyny allegations are funny but the writing of the game doesnt help at all their situation.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                We have
                Demon - Anabella
                Trad - Jill(does nothing)
                And sidelined - Jote and Mid

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's hot when he's angry

  141. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the screenshot of the review complaining about no black people

  142. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I just finished the game, I did all of the sidequests and hunts etc. Or at least I think I did, every area shows that i've finished all the quests and hunts in them. Despite that there are two things in the wall of memories I'm missing, one of them is the final one.
    Any idea how I get those? I can't see any sidequests that cropped up postgame.

    Also the story is pretty good and I disagree that the characters are all underdeveloped, Jill is a little bit but the rest are fine, unfortunately most of the cast is locked behind sidequests for their characterisation and the sidequests are very unfun to play, but quite well written. I'm never doing all the sidequests again though if I replay the game, they're fricking miserable to play through.

  143. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Man the Typhon fight is pretty easy
    >Get nicked at the last second
    Damn

  144. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how plain and honestly garbage Garuda's boss fight was in the grand scheme of things. Even Ifrit vs. Phoenix had a lot more going for it. You just fight some whacked out broad in the middle of an open-field. There's way more they could have done with the spectacle of it all, especially with what comes later.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its basic tutorial Eikon fight. It does feel weird how slow/weak Garuda seems when you see some of the other dominants. Then Shiva shows up to remind you nah Garuda is still better than Shiva

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ramuh and Shiva aren't very strong compared to the others narratively because Cid was on his deathbed and Jill has the least combat training out of all of them.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it also ties into Jill was already pretty burnt out by the time she got out of the Iron Kingdom, like using her powers seem to be a massive drain on her, and it's even mentioned after the Iron Kingdom arc that her curse had spread.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Haven't gotten to the sex scene yet but was any of her body petrified?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Show her petrified skin like Cid did. I think her getting sick felt like a cop out for sidelining her randomly. I can understand a young kid like Joshua, but she is like high 20s by the end of the game.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's a cop out, but we really don't know how much she was forced to prime during those 13 years with the Iron Kingdom, but the dialogue seems to imply that she was forced to do it quite often.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cid was coughing blood from the simplest of his Ramuh tricks, Jill probably wasn't that far behind him.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Random thought - lets say post-game that Clive decided to amputate his petrified hand. Would he still feel curse-pain? Is it all isolated to petrified areas?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tired from fighting Cid while semi primed
      >Had a massive fight with Clive who then proceeded to sap a significant chunk of her energy to acquire his own powers
      >Benedikta lost her mind from a combination of stress and aether overload sending her into a state similar to Akashic
      >A ton of Garuda's energy was basically dispersed on the nearby area in the form of Egis
      She was completely and utterly gimped narratively so the fight reflects that.

  145. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man this game in particular really highlights just how bad the Japanese are at writing. If the characters had a more anime skin instead of euro medieval I feel like it would have masked this better.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      people trash talk Genshin but if FF looked like that or Granblue Fantasy Versus people would've creamed their pants.
      nips have to stop westabooing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm all for creative experimentation but sticking with what you know is indeed best.

  146. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ifrit screaming frick all the time is very funny

  147. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want the PC version already bros... I don't want to pay 800 dollarydoos for a PS5 just for this game. 🙁

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're better off not even entertaining the notion of buying it on PS5, the gameplay is made atrocious by its unstaled 45~ fps, or locked 30 with resolution still dropping to shameful 720p
      I'm buying this game at full price on Steam when it comes. But on PS5 I wouldn't get it even at 50% off.

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