HENCEFORTH, HE SHALL Discuss the absolute state of post Endwalker MSQ
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No I shall not
>3 patches per year down from 4
>1 new dungeon a patch when we used to get 2
>dev release content so formulaic you can guess when 7.0 will release
yeah this mmo is done for...
>the diadem day one with brachiosaurs nuking everyone
i want to go back so fricking bad
>dev release content so formulaic you can guess when 7.0 will release
this, knowing exactly where you are in the part of expansion by looking at the number of the dungeon, trial or zone is a boring as frick, they should invest more money in more content in the expansion and less cutscenes
Nah, knowing when content arrives is great. Only thing they need to fix is the relics quests. ARR was the only one to do it right between unique trials, the books, treasure chests, melding, and rare material gathering, all whole the relic was always relevant. Now it's a barebones tome dump and relics haven't been relevant outside of X.55.
Random low-stakes adventures are boring and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. You knew going in that whatever treasure was to be found in Alzadaal you wouldn't get to keep.
>Random low-stakes adventures are boring
ShB-baby, is that you?
I started in HW. Keep the small stuff to side content and let the MSQ be about real hero shit.
>about real hero shit
Too bad this time around the real hero is Zero eh?
You mean villain
I sometimes wonder how JRPG writing can get away with being so infantile and then I read a post like this. There are people out there who actually think that piling on world ending stakes adds character to a story other than making its stakes less relatable and its outcome more predictable.
Not everything needs to be world ending but whining that you're doing something of actual substance instead of random tomb raiding for 5 patches is bullshit.
the ruins thing was lame too because it directly tied into some npcs we just dealt with again.
just broke into that dragon guys closet.
>the ruins thing was lame too because it directly tied into some npcs we just dealt with again.
Frick OFF
It's fricking unbelievably gay and stupid now and I'm about to unsub until 7.0.
>Enjoyed ARR
>Loved HW
>Liked SB
>Loved ShB
>Loved EW
>Enjoying the Postpatch just fine
It's as shrimple as that
Just as expected from tempered H*daelyn slave lmao
She was evil not because of the genocide but because she didn't let me have those mommy milkers not even a single time.
you specifically typed "shrimple" to avoid having to type simp alongside this image
pathetic
it's a meme you dip
It's a troony meme from reddit
that's who's shitting the thread up with a "mommy" fetish, a disgusting incestuous troon
>ARR was fun
>HW was fantastic
>SB was fun, but not as fun as ARR
>ShB was fantastic
>EW was fantastic
Playing only for MSQ and side-quests tho LMAO
HENCEFORTH, HE SHALL post Yugiri
So what was in the hotfix?
Void is more interesting than the rest of endwalker save the final days in Thavnaire.
Sharlayan is lame.
Kill yshtola again
Don't bring her back
Bury every plot thread that is fricked because of this
Replace her with Lilja Sjasaris
t. Lilja
plegma balls
When will we finally get a bunny scion?
You will get Eren
post bnuuy
sfiasisters...
the frick is this
You don't want to know
i kind of do since this dude is talking about someone trying to run him over
pure schizokino
Mentally ill mutt goes full schizo and tries to take down one of the biggest NA hardcore raiding/worldprog community because few of it's important members used nono-words on discord and that they also bullied some gay black guy into suicide because "he wasn't good at the game". It's very amusing. He also reveals and almost all top world prog raiders were engaged in RMT clear selling. From ultimates to savages back the day. He was somewhat successful in getting TPS disbanded but that probably wasn't the only reason.
this schizo is kinda based
these homosexuala make normal raiders look bad
aren't these the people that wear diapers?
the schizo moron and diaper raiders were meant for each other
>aren't these the people that wear diapers?
So do astronauts and jet pilots.
you vill have more zero quests and you vill be happt
I want to have sexual intercourse with Venat.
ZODIARK-
DARKNESS WILL CUM
>low stakes adventure
>opening and entering an inter dimensional portal
Haha... You merely think the stakes are low.
Remember your time in the void 12 patches ago?
AHAHAHAHA! BEHOLD THE GATES OF DALAMUD OPEN AGAIN
Oh and Zero is back. But now she wears white and banters with Y'shtola.
A small gate that can be sealed at any time.
She comitted GENOCIDE. Literally exterminated her own race for her own selfish goal. How can anyone still justify this?
Actually she just fractured their souls.
How did she do this? Let me tell you.
It wasn't that simple. They were utterly bereft of sense and intelligence and form. If Hades, Elidibus and Lahabrea hadn't been around to reshape them into what eventually became civilization, creation would have been FRICKED.
That's a visual novel. I only take OFFICIAL sources.
That was written by Ishikawa herself. Just as canon as any of the Tales from the Shadows
Whatever ishikawa sucks after fricking elpis and the end days shit
>If Hades, Elidibus and Lahabrea hadn't been around to reshape them into what eventually became civilization, creation would have been FRICKED.
Well good thing she didn't sunder them then?
or they would have just developed into their current selves only without all the calamities and destruction you filthy asciancuck
>no words language culture knowledge
>when we see for ourselves they remembered enough to make art Hydaelyn and Zodiark's fight
Cope-Selch
>How can anyone still justify this?
MOMMY MILKERS
She doesn't even try to defend herself. Whats done is done, its in the past and you are here. They aren't. You keep on living and going forward.
Women
Nobody died. While Emmet murdered countless of innocents.
Yeah countless of innocent sperm
I want him to impregnate my boybutt so bad. I love him so much.
What are our thoughts on the Omicron questline now that it's over?
Pure kino
Beast tribe more like best tribe
best tribe questline.
Made the best of the bad situation that was the great filter plot.
pretty nice, im sad it's over now and wonder if they'll bother continuing it in future or if it'll put aside like doma cos it's "done"
Shit not enlugh rala doomers conflict ir was lamely resolved also no twiteion
It was okay.
I liked the new area, the quests didn't overstay their welcome and the rewards are really good.
HOWEVER.
I can't help but feel that a shitty fricking café magically solving everyone's existential crises completely and utterly undermines Ultima Thule AND the Dead Ends (best dungeon). "Oh, turns out you were all just being silly and needed a coffee!" is such a feminine girly pissant cop-out. Dude those species are fricking EXTINCT, I don't care if they're thought-form tulpas, it's still fricking stupid. There is no gravitas to seeing their world destroy themselves only for them to come and have a quick coffee. It's so fricking STUPID.
You're telling me
>OMICRON, INTERGALACTIC WARRING TRIBE who traded every last CELL for METAL
could be talked down with a coffee and cake?
>EA, the ones who know the truth of THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
could be talked down with a coffee and cake?
>Ideologically and philosophically opposed and PERPETUALLY WARRING globalists vs freedom fighters
could be talked down with a coffee and cake?
>THE GOD DAMN DRAGONS, INCARNATION OF FIRE AND GLORY
could be talked down with a coffee and cake?
>The one peoples who solved every problem, transcended disease, war and knowledge and STILL WERE RESIGNED TO FUTILITY
could be talked down with a coffee and cake?
Gee why the frick did they think of that before lol lmao
Not everything needs a sequel or an epilogue
Just show us the raw burning tragedy and leave it at that
they're dynamis recreations, they're not the original thing and theyre fully aware of their own extinction
it's all a fever dream
It's japanese cult of food showing.
>Gee why the frick did they think of that before lol lmao
It's the logical conclusion of the MSQ having their despair be overcome by the teenagers with attitude monologuing about character arcs from earlier expansions as if it's unheard of wisdom.
Contrary to popular American beliefs, not everyone wants or needs everything to be about doom and gloom.
Why do you brainlets always assume American
It's Euro hours right now
amerimutt moment
when something as simple as a cup of coffee can bring you even a brief moment of comfort and happiness in your life you realize your life is indeed worth fighting to make better
A man of culture.
>Jordan Peterson logic
Omicrons, Ea, Globalists and Freedom Fighters, dragons and I don't even know what to call you Ra-la frickers.
Eat a snickers.
You're le hecking wrong for posting this!
They should take this lesson to heart!
We should sit down those hecking Ukranians and Russians and have them drink some coffee at the last dregs so they stop fighting!
Frick despair!
Nothing you said was wrong?
Literally bruh
Is nothing allowed to just be as serious as it is?
The wol's autism waves is too strong. He reignited their sense of friendship and adventure like he does with everything. Eat the fricking cake. Drink the fricking coffee. You WILL be happy.
>mommycrystal
>YOU WILL WALK
>wol
>YOU WILL HOPE
Except it's not "Le Dragons of le fury and fire" it's a bunch of Dragons caught up in nothing but the abyss of despair, and it's not "Muh heckin' psycho Omicrons!" it's a bunch of machines waiting in vain for a purpose.
That's the fricking point. Nobody's saying "You can solve all of life's problems with a coffee", it's saying "There's hope, even in the depths of despair." Hell, the Ea one was downright beautiful- life can't help but want to create, and to nurture the young.
you sound like a massive homosexual
You sound like a massive homosexual.
the dynamis around ultima thule is already full of hope thanks to Meteion song you Black person, the fact it work was because of us HOPING for a better morrow for the rest of the souls in ultima thule.
Even the Ra-la people know this, which is why they end up believing in us
But it's all fake. They're all just simulacra.
If you can't tell the difference, does it matter?
Shouldn't require a level 80 Gatherer. Should have been Side Story content it's that good/important. It'll go down as Dark Knight level optional content.
That Questline was better than most games I've played this year
I am still at the start of shadowbringers...
How the frick are you supposed to save the ancients? They're literally the only faction in the entire game that lost. Beast tribes, Garlemald, bosses like Thordan or Vauthry etc. are all a part of factions that still exist and get rebuilt with happy coexistence endings.
The ancients are just gone, they are extinct and you killed them. No one else has suffered this fate. Even void demons are going to be saved. There must be some time travel shenanigans they will pull off that allows for both times to exist.
>No one else has suffered this fate.
The allagans. The ronkans. All the other civilizations that came before.
>Even void demons are going to be saved.
Ehhhhh...
We had nothing to do with that. That's like saying nothing in existence has ever died. I'm saying every single faction we experience that is alive in FFXIV, the entire game, the ancients are the only one we exterminate. The only ones we make extinct. They lost and literally EVERY one else won, every bad guy ever's faction is still alive and rebuilding on the good side.
because the other factions aren't trying to kill literally everyone, they're just trying to gain more territory or power or whatever
We didn't fricking exterminate shit, they exterminated themselves. I didn't fricking go and create Meteion then tortured her by making her fly around absorbing the despair of dead worlds as she suffers from losing parts of herself, now did I?
And besides, what, you want there to be two extinction events?
they were a dead end, and if it wasn't one thing that ended them it would have been another
>it would have been another
Uh, no. They literally succeeded and were immortal. The WoL is the only one who stopped all their plans, except the cuck Lahabrea
Literally all the absorbed shards, and civilizations that came before ancient Eorzea
>How the frick are you supposed to save the ancients?
We'll continue to frick around with the past and end up with the entire Unsundered world appearing in the present like how Pandemonium did
game died with emet
this was our arthas
yoshi just wants to leave and do something else
is this "genocide" in the room with us right now
literally the only reason to play this game right now is to dress up NPCs in loose modded outfit
All the post 7.0 MSQ has been garbage. Zero is a moronic character too.
>All the post 7.0 MSQ has been garbage
>post 7.0
Is the future looking bright anon? When it comes out?
Well he just said it's STILL revolving around Zero, I cannot imagine that being good.
what are the new jobs?
I just unlocked the Omincron Tribe quests and I think they're neat.
Dammit!! Just go F2P already so my Brazilian bros can frick it up!!
Behemoth already has a huge brazilian population
Not enough. I want to hear FUNK and Dedo no Cú e Gritaria!! E Vagabundas e Cachorras everywhere!!
I’m playing through A Realm Reborn and I’m finding it a little hard to keep motivated. It’s cool, but the combat meta seems a little dull and the story is uninvestably boring. What can I look forward to/push towards?
Post-ARR and HW.
the void feels more pressing than the final days and it's flying by. Hell the EW benchmark had more going on than the whole base MSQ.
/zodiark/ lost
They somehow made the Void boring
Zero is a horrible character, deviantart tier OC that you're forced to rely on and like
Going to fricking Garlemald just to shove Alisaie more Scions and Zero interaction back into the story is gonna be pathetic
Abyssos and SIl'dihn Subterrane story > MSQ
Short hair Barbariccia best waifu
They should've allow you to run variants with npcs. It's not like scions have shit to do anyway.
>They somehow made the Void boring
They made Zero boring (so far). The Void has been pretty cool imo. The archfiends have been good, Troia was fun and it looks sick, Golbez we still don't know enough to really form an opinion about but his few actions so far are kinda intriguing. It just kind of annoying that they felt we need Zero as an exposition machine.
>ishikawa sucks after fricking
BASED
>bro why the frick isnt the next expansion about literally nothing happening so i can keep having le comfy reddit adventures??????
shut the frick up homosexual
>underage posting
>no arguments
I accept your concession
I'm not a fricking omicron, if you're looking for the concession stand head to the Dregs.
Surely there's a middle ground between "The entire expansion is literally just the Scions on vacation" and "We just saved the entire universe only to find out it's in danger again".
>Scions on vacation
Its not immediate danger and the 13th was teased for years.
Yeah but the 13th also doesn't represent an existential threat to the cosmos.
it's the biggest remaining threat by far
voidsent can emerge from any portal across all of space at any time
they are naturally powerful
the environment itself corrupts naturally
It's been there for thousands of years and it's been at most occasional inconveniences, outside of Mhach because they were fricking idiots who loved to slurp radioactive water.
Then its fine. I look forward to going to the 13th in the next expansion and skipping every cutscene that Zero is in.
>and skipping every cutscene that Zero is in
You'll take your "this cutscene can not be skipped" and like it!
Treasure hunting with Y'shtola, Urianger, Estinien, and G'raha was a thousand times more fun than whatever the frick it is we're supposed to be doing with Zero
6.1 is just a glib facsimile of 4.1
>starts with a treasure hunt featuring your best buds
>that's the best part of the patch
>the rest is boring talking and set-up for next patch
>WOL
>STOP THINKING ABOUT ARCHFIENDS AND GOLBEZ AND AZDAJA AND THE THIRTEENTH AND WHATEVER THE FRICK
>TAKE ZERO AND GO TO GARLEMALD SO THE TWINS CAN GIVE HER THEIR STANDARD ISSUE PEP TALK ABOUT HOPE AND COEXISTENCE
>THEN TAKE HER TO YOUR ISLAND AND HAVE HER PICK SHIT UP FROM THE GROUND FOR HOURS SO SHE LEARNS TO "RELAX"
>THEN TAKE HER TO THE GOLD SAUCER AND DO LEAP OF FAITH WITH HER SO SHE CAN LEARN ABOUT ENJOYING THINGS AGAIN
>AND REMEMBER TO SAY A FEW MEANINGFUL QUOTES SHE CAN BRING UP LATER AT POIGNANT MOMENTS
I bet one of the meaningful quotes available to choose in a dialogue will be:
" a smile better suits a hero"
Wol should give up and begin to spam Haurchefant quotes in every single dialogue.
resubbing to wow if this happens
Screencap so you won't forget and please post screenshot of your Dragnyr when you do resub
Man now you're making me want some MSQ shenanigans in the Gold Saucer. For real I would have liked more silly bullshit before we went off to save another world.
Take the whole gang to the Gold Saucer, watch Alisaie effortlessly clear Leap of Faith while Alphinaud hangs off the edge of the first jump.
Watch Urianger be overconfident about Triple Triad and then get absolutely BTFO by Thancred.
And Y'shtola could do like The Slice is Right or something...Look this idea isn't perfect okay.
>And Y'shtola could do like The Slice is Right or something...Look this idea isn't perfect okay.
But I'd think that's precisely the most fitting one, after Y'shtola proved she could dodge every attack in the Hydaelyn trial. She could go to the Gold Saucer and make a million points faster than anyone just from Slice is Right.
She can see aether so she would sense the dog as well.
I can easily see Urianger and Shtola annihilating everyone in mahjong in style also uberdanger getting easy 100pts on fashion report, and Estinien smashing kupo toy catcher hellmachine to bits. I think there was even a side dialogue in EW with Estinien about Alphinaud and how it's our duty not to let him go wild in Saucer actually.
Luv' me Elysion
Luv' me coffee
Luv' me hope
Ate' nihilism
Ate' americans
Simple as'
I don't understand "we want to have having comfy little adventures again", since the first hours of the game you meet an Ascian and the Garlean Empire, FFXIV was never about little adventures unless you do sidequests
Why does everyone hate Zero here? People lover her everywhere, it's only on Ganker that she's hated. Is it contrarianism again?
i swear to god if my co tank kills me in p5s, p6s and p7s reclears tonight i'm going to reinstall wowo wawa
yes
>People lover her everywhere
More like "everyone forgot she exists after 6.2 day 1"
I want to put a baby in her. I want to make her a mother
>half-voidsent
>fertile
Lmao
The point is that I want to cum inside her anon
Cum has aether so its technically an exchange.
>ff14 now featuring manatransfer
BRAVO YOSHI
This "semen exchange" was once so commonplace on the shard that it entered the common Voidsent lexicon as the shorthand "S-exchange".
zenos's avatar was cool and people wondered what it would be doing and shit but no one expected it would just turn out to be what feels like an oc donutsteel mary sue. the fact only she can permanently kill voidsent in the 13th just cements the fact you're going to have to be a b***h to her to get anything done, and other than that its a one track character arc of her constantly going 'what friend????' until she finally gets it and maybe grows an actual personality
You would think at this point people would trust the writers to pay off this shit after they take time doing the setup, peoples reaction to solus was lukewarm in late stormblood and here we are.
I hate her because I'm the fricking Reaper of the team
She's stealing my thunder hardcore
They didn't fricking think about that at all did they
>try to pick the unique new job during MSQ that no other Scion will have
>oh actually here's another RPR btw
That's why I play drk
>and then it suddenly turns out emet is a fricking drk
Frankly speaking I expected Venat to tank, Hylo to heal, and Emet to blm/sum
Still, playing drk and casting lb3 in Hydaelyn npc fight was satisfying as frick
It bothers me to play DRK because everyone's like "Hey, that's the Warrior of Light, champion of Hydaelyn!". And then you're casting black spikes of darkness and blood weapon and shit like that. Even in ShB where we were called the Warrior of Darkness it's not even that fitting because the whole point is that we're overdosing on light.
Not since ShB, and honestly reaper is edgier
She literally feels like a parody character of typical edgelords except being played completely straight. And they did the "Even though you win the fight in the trial, she's the one who wins the fight in the cutscene" bullshit. And they just did the "We have to teach her how to feel" stuff right after we did it for Meteion. And she's inconsistent af about the information she gives us and what she then actually does.
Just let Yoshi-P have his waifu anon. He had to let Nomura have his dick-sucking lips teen waifu with Gaia, and the absolute thirst Ishikawa brought with the male characters...
It's his turn.
Wouldn't that be that other writer's waifu rather than YoshiP's?
>I hate her because I'm the fricking Reaper of the team
>She's stealing my thunder hardcore
>And they did the "Even though you win the fight in the trial, she's the one who wins the fight in the cutscene" bullshit
What the frick were they thinking? How is frag stealing going to make people like a new character more?
Now you know how Dragoons have felt since Estinien, welcome to the club.
LET ME RIDE THE FRICKING WIND TOO
Jokes on you, I'm a former dragoon main. And holy frick that jumping cutscene before Barbie pissed me off hard.
You frickers think that's bad?
G'raha fricking Passage of Arms'ed me in Endsinger. I'm a fricking PLD and he thought he needed to protect me.
I am so fricking salty. Oh and he stole the fricking trailer moment.
G'raha tries to fill the abyss left by Haurchefant and fails horribly.
Frick off with that shitc**t too, with the fujo being gone maybe just maybe they'll try to put some effort into making sure other better and more important characters get some attention once in a while.
good lord what a moronic take
Yeah that pissed me off too.
passage of arms him back then, you big baby
No, that's gay.
This is why you all pick Summoner. They'll never add one of those to the merry band. They specifically turned Alphie away from being a SMN into a SGE. I will NEVER be out Jobbed in the MSQ. Let's look at all the various Jobs represented by major characters
Y'shtola: Black Mage
Thancred: Gunbreaker
Urianger: Astro
Alisaie: Red Mage
Alphinaud: Sage
Estinien: Dragoon
Graha: fricking Paladin by the looks of it
Lyse: Monk
Ardbert: Warrior
Lyna: Dancer
Yugiri: Ninja
Hien: Samurai
Zero: Reaper
Kan E: White Mage
So far the only Jobs not to have anyone plot relevant are Bard, Machinist, Summoner, Scholar and Dark Knight. So as long as you roll one of those you are safe from spotlight hogging.
(I know Alphinaud was an Arcanist at one point but he never became a Summoner or Scholar so it doesn't count as Job representation.)
Technically Tataru is a very powerful sum, there's even a side quest in EW about that.
I remember her carbuncle doing nothing but running around and away from her and not following orders.
NTA but there's a quest in EW where you find the carbuncle again. A Sharlayan researcher found it in the wild and took it to Labyrinthos because the fact the carbuncle can live for that long without it's Summoner is fricking ridiculous and basically says Tataru has immense potential.
>tatarus been magically stunted this whole time because shes basically been non stop feeding her errant carbuncle
on a side note, its totally proto-carbuncle's reincarnation.
>proto-carbuncle
Don't remind me
She's an ACN
Technically she's a very powerful Arcanist. She only ever travelled to the Arcanists guild and never got her Summoner Job stone. She would absolutely mog us if she stopped being a israelite and put the effort in, but she quit before her Class could become a Job. She might have gone Scholar when given the choice.
Tataru is offensive as frick, Scholar is for Alphy
was this some DoH role quest or something? Besides the Shadowkeeper role quests I haven't touched any of the other ones
No, Wayward Carbuncle yellow in central Labyrinthos
feels like theres a bunch of interesting shit i missed given you wouldn't pick up on them without word of mouth, or manually checking each quest
There have always been a lot of lore important yellow quests. If you give a frick, you should really try and do them all.
I'd like to but I can't be bothered to check every yellow quest and find the ones with an image on them, and I'm not sure if anyone has compiled a list of good yellow quests
I recently resumed levelling my DoH jobs have 2 level 80s left to get to 90. I haven't even done the ShB role quests though so I'll clear those first, but I always found that the DoH quests were more interesting than shit like Paladin or Monk quests
The crafter quests can be very good sometimes while some job quests are dreadful. Paladin is fricking awful while stuff like Alchemist is very good. It's a shame that a lot of people will never bother with non-combat classes
I was surprised how lore-heavy DoH quests in EW were. The stories are great too.
Would the Wandering Minstrel count as a major NPC Bard? The shit that motherfricker can accomplish with his harp is deadlier than any arrow.
>Bard
Hythlodaeus
>Dahk Knight
Emet-Selch
Honestly I'd say any woman who flicks it to either of those has good taste.
Emet is only a DRK if you need a tank in that one dungeon. In cutscenes and everything else he's shown to be the most powerful sorcerer there is. He's a Black Mage through and through.
All the jobs without someone plot relevant are the ones most in danger of someone upstaging you. If we ever make a new friend they're going to be one of those jobs.
You gotta stick with the jobs where there's someone who has it, but has been benched forever like Ardbert. Warrior is probably the safest job you can pick.
MCHbros...... we finally won...
>Steph will never ever be a scion/trustie
Why even crit drill
At least he got some lines in EW. That's more than a lot of job trainers got. If you want a real literal who look at the fricking MNK trainer.
>At least he got some lines in EW.
Post 'em, I sadly didn't level up mch high enough for lines to trigger in EW.
He has some unique lines in the ala mhigo throne room before the garlemald bit.
>talk to every job quest trainer at the end of Endwalker
>widargelt had absolutely nothing to say
the devs clearly hate MNK
Everything about Monk is godawful, can't blame them.
Cry everytiem
Although Erik might have some new stuff for Sil'dih iirc
Correct.
Wrong. MNK is good and will always make way for being the best despite the devs best efforts to kill it. Secondaries will always be filtered.
>Secondaries
Pretty sure secondaries are the only ones playing that job nowadays. AST is the same way, no one who liked it in HW/SB wants to touch it after the card changes.
No, those would be the people who dropped RPR for it because muh numbers. TK rotation was peak MNK, but the current version is as good as it will get with modern job design. Touch of Death boomers and Fracture schizos get the rope.
>Fracture schizos
Damn. I feel called out.
going to have to agree with
because all of the positionals are gone and you don't have to maintain GL3
HW/SB was the pak of MNK and squeenix killed it
The skill ceiling was too high and they dumbed it down for morons
Positionals stopped mattering after HW nerfed their bonus potencies anyways. Missing all positionals in SB and SHB resulted in a whopping 1-2% less DPS. Nevermind that from 5.01-5.4, MNK only had to worry about positionals during 10 seconds of every minute due to RoE granting 30s of true north, on top of the two true north charges all meless have access to. GL was just whatever, good incentive to always greed when possible but too many skills devoted to its upkeep by SHB.
I'd miss positionals much more if EW made a point of fights not already babbying melee as much as possible with frequent recentering and huge hitboxes. I barely touch 50/60/70, etc but I got Gihmlyt Dark in roulette yesterday and I completely forgot a good number of bosses and enemies used to have tiny hitboxes if they were normal sized.
>"yeah btw this guy is rightful heir to ala migo"
>proceeds to do literally nothing with him at all
>rightful heir
>when Ala Mhigans collectively agreed frick monarchy, after Theodoric's shitfest
lol
lmao even
homie HILDA should be a fricking Scion
At the very least she's my wife
She's too busy
why would we make some random half breed hobo who isn't down with our mission statement, a scion?
She's sucking Aymeric's nuts while he's ploughing Lucia
>Aymeric fricking someone that isn't the WoL
>all WoLbowlers are doomed to be virgins forever
SAD
Aymeric is the biggest homosexual in the game and that's truly impressive
I'm a better DRG than Estinien anyways why should he take my spotlight?
>inb4 cutscenes
>I'm a better DRG
Tell that when you get multiple stardivers and destroy a garlean cannon with orbital jump, dragonlet.
homosexual devs won't let me
He's too powerful
This cutscene looks so much better at night holy frick
This post is what autism looks like.
Which character has upstaged your WoL, anon?
I sincerely believe that the only actual Dark Knight is (you). They wouldn't dare to change it.
Summoner makes no sense and doesn't fit into the lore though
It's only still in because they already had to cuck people out of Sentinel
"Summoner" is like if "Nazi" as a job irl, kinda too heavily linked to a lot of atrocities including people actually dying, and it's proven that summoning itself is a gimped version of creation magic; even if your primals can't temper people it's still immoral as frick
>makes no sense and doesn't fit into the lore though
lmao
...what?
Did you actually unironically believe the allagan propaganda that the SMN quests show you while saying straight from the beginning "The actual reason they did this was to push a political agenda"?
>summoning itself is a gimped version of creation magic
That is point. The WoL is canonically a Mystery homie. Mystery homie's use creation magic. Our WoL is now at least 8/13 times rejoined to becoming a full blown Mystery homie again. It makes sense for use to use a gimped version of creation magic. We are using the magic of our people.
Okay cool fine I guess even though it's cringe
Why is there a whole guild of random homies who can do it too
It doesn't. That's Arcanists. They can't summon anything more than a basic Carbuncle. We are the homie who's Summoning Bahamut and Phoenix and the ARR Primals.
>*GOSETSU: Samurai
>Y'shtola: Black Mage
Incorrect. She has a job that casts Ronkan Blackmagic and can just as well do White Magic.
While her thaumaturgy has ronkan influences because that's where she learned it, there's no such job. She just simply ignored job archetypes and job stones and made her own spellbook from scratch.
>tfw your coworker chooses an autistic hobo as her replacement
Thank you anon
Ultimately the issue is with the Devs not letting the WoL do anything in cutscnes.
It wouldn't even take that much work to just animate something cool for any possible job to do, it wouldn't have had to be something big, but something and it would have gone a longway.
Instead, the WoL just gets knocked down, everyone else does the cool stuff, and then we fight.
>Ultimately the issue is with the Devs not letting the WoL do anything in cutscnes.
Playing basketball with the bomb in EW Hildi was refreshing.
OH MY GOD GUYS *snicker* HILDIBRAND IS...pfft...IS...heh...HE'S STUCAHAHHAAHHAHAHA...HE'S IN THE GROUND AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH GUYS IM DYING
Are you alright, mate?
this but unironically
recurring jokes are top tier
Are you zodiark trancing?
Yes I find it funny, don't be mad.
Because they'd have to do 3x the work to make sure the Hroths/MaleRoes, Lalas, and everyone else had non-broken interactions with anything.
It's really obvious if you're paying attention when you're in a group with the other Scions, everyone is always standing far away from the WoL at all times.
That's just post-trial sweat making them noticeably smellier than everyone else.
Honestly, with Zero in particular I am annoyed that I wasn't able to share my Aether instead of letting Y'shtola do it, who literally needs it to see.
She takes payment with apples now, no more mana transfer
>Hey do you want your payment of dragon aether now?
>Nah these apples are rad
Still calling it that the moment she gets one single slurp of actual dragon aether, she's turning into Zeromus.
Watch it being WoL's aether. Remember how hard Reaper questline antagonist thirsted for (you)?
Not really cause I didn't finish that questline. I heard the groovy af theme, got told that the rest of it is underwhelming af and your voidsent plays no part, realized I wasn't really digging the gameplay of the job and I just forgot about it.
At least Alphinaud with Sage and Alisaie with Red Mage had some precedent since they had SOME precedent; Alphinaud's always been a healer and the lore of the job is linked to Sharlayan. Alisaie had her giant glowing dildo sword for all of Heavensward before RDM came out.
Estinien was a Dragoon the entire game. I could see Gunbreakers and Astrologians getting a bit annoyed too, but at least they didn't happen until Shadowbringers.
Zero is just some frick from the void. She's not Bane to my Batman; she's a victim of the void. If anything I especially want to kill or hatefrick her for being Zenos' avatar.
>I could see Gunbreakers and Astrologians getting a bit annoyed too
Nah Thancred being a GNB is Chad mode. He fits the archetype down to the GNB tittles.
>People lover her everywhere
And by "everywhere" you mean twitter and the official forums?
do you honestly think this fricking place is a good metric for telling how much people enjoy stuff ?
And you think twitter and the official forums is?
It's a fujoschizo.
compare Zero to Shadowkeeper and you'll see the issue, Zero is okay but she's pretty flat and boring compared to other characters
if you treat the patches as if they're the worst shit ever then you get to pre-empt the possibility of people saying it's better than [x] part of the expansion MSQ, which is useful for the group that's extremely argumentative on the topic of the concessions necessary to combine two expansions and rush the main story's conclusion.
I'm done being wary about characters to be honest. I know i'll end up loving this character by the end. They got me to shed a tear for fricking Elidibus. When the team want to turn her into a character worth loving, they'll manage it. Worst case scenario she's another Moenbryda, but after Lyse got rejected, I think they're far more wary of fricking characters up.
I like her. I hope her and Estinnien can be autistic together
It just 1 guy samegayging all over.
Zero is life
Zero is love
tas simple.
>Why does everyone hate Zero here?
Only homosexuals hate her.
I prefer Zero more than the twins
Have they fixed ARR tribe quests? Is it still unbearable quests for bare min. reputation?
game peaked with 5.3
Graha Tia is the only likable Scion nowadays, even though his characterisation went to shit
class design still sucks and is still quantity over quality
end-game is still boring because end-game gear is boring
>Graha Tia is the only likable Scion nowadays
Frick off Ishikawa
even though Graha is a shade of his former self from ShB, he's still miles above anyone else in the main cast, shtolatroony
>only likable Scion
I know this is Ganker and we're required to be cynical fricks, but I unironically love all of these dorks. Even Lyse.
I still wish Lyse got at least a little sidestory mini-arc to give her a better conclusion than her just dropping out of the group.
>inb4 he's actually been inside Zero this whole time
>Zero has been Zenos all along who just roleplays an autistic gf for lulz to simply be near WoL
ALISAIEEEEE
she literally just had a whole expansion for herself that gave her a new important to her character goal to work for, there was no better time to retire her, and trying to force a mini-arc like Raubahn's in 4.1 would have just made things worse
>Graha Tia is the only likable Scion nowadays
Will 6.3 measure up?
I can't fricking wait to reach 6.3 and for people to still start a shitstorm despite the fact they've been warning us for a year straight that this time 6.3 won't be a climactic moment and it'll just be one more step on the way there.
Thinking about it, if EW had been like a normal expansion the Endsinger fight would have probably been the 6.3, right? What would have been the 6.0 final boss in that case?
Hydaelyn is the most logical answer but it doesn't feel right.
Hydaelyn probably would have been it, yeah.
I felt the same way with ShB and Thancred.
>Oh frick yeah, GNB got adde- oh.
Zenos would have been the 6.3 fight. They'd have had him say the Endsinger used up too much of our strength so we're not 100% but he will have his Hunt now that he saved our lives. 6.1 and 6.2 might have been us trying to get him to drop it all and join us but it would have ended the same way.
They already told us the the main story teasing for 7.0 wouldn't come til 6.5.
Hope you've been working on your island cucktuary
They only put half the veggie crew mounts in
And you KNOW the next rank ups are gonna cost hundreds of thousands of cowries
what do i even get from collecting all the rare animals? I have 2 left but i'll have to drop actual useful animals to make space
Only pathetic weaklings don't have all the animals already
Patiently waiting for the inevitable golden motorcycle metal gear wolf chariot mount
i want an alligator mount
The amount of casual and hardcore players I know that didn't touch the island is pretty high
This shit is dead after the next major update
I stopped caring after getting the mounts and I don't know if I care about the other ones
I also haven't seen any of the mandragora or bike mounts in a hunt train in a while
yeah it needs more new content and not just additional mounts/pets
When is he coming back?
When subs drop back down to 3.0 levels
>Zero pulls the betrayal because lmao her name is fricking Zero in the IV arc
>Goes to kill WoL after popping some cutscene stun macguffin
>Stops as a hand pops out of her gut, followed by a second as Zenos Neo-Exdeaths his way out of her, killing her in the process
>Says nobody gets to kill (You) but him
Pure Zenos kino
>Zenos reappears
>morons immediately fly to Twitter and the forums to cry about how triggered they are and how YoshiP betrayed them
Okay but what if he came back naked?
They'll claim they were raped
>...another devastating flood hits Tokyo. In other news,...
the quest where you had to play as the garlean officer filtered so many fricking people its not even funny
With the way people were reacting I thought it was going to allude to Zenos raping the WoL's body or something.
Turns out it was just a really shitty dinner date followed by an annoying slow ass trek back to the other Scions.
Both in gameplay and premise so many people were mad. Because Zenos bodyswapped to their body and immediately started fingering themselves as their WoL.
>Emet's face while having to watch this shit from the lifestream
>shitty dinner date followed by a slow walk home
Unironically too real for the average female.
>Turns out it was just a really shitty dinner date followed by an annoying slow ass trek back to the other Scions.
You mean wholesome longed meeting of two souls thinking alike that ended with a majestic display of pure fun only he could ever provide. Truly the best mirror, the best friend.
Nah I enjoy zero
Kinda dislike her for a bit because it's clear she is a oc and probably the writers waifu. That being said I remembered that lyse exists and you can't be any worse than that so it immediately improved the MSQ for me afterwards. No idea how the next patches are gonna go tho especially if we are wasting more time in Garlic land with the twins. Wasn't 6.3 supposed to be the patch with the world changing event that would give a teaser for 7.0? Like I said it don't fit right
Zero needs to become male WoL's implied fricktoy or she's a pointless filler character... female WoL's have the catboy already
>Zero needs to become male WoL's implied fricktoy
I would break Yoshi-P's kneecaps if this happened.
Low test cuckold
Says the homosexual simping for a "female" that looks like a man.
you know it's going to happen, troony
the signs are already there
Im two patches behind has anything worthwhile been added/changed? If not im going to continue my break.
Female Titan from AoT is a trial.
Anything else besides that?
Edgy OC who is clearly the writer's waifu is very important to the plot.
6.1 added DSR, fight that will make anyone feel miserable and really shitty extreme
6.2 had pretty damn good savage tier, fun extreme and sephirot as unreal trial
no other content worth mentioning got added
I don't think I've heard anyone who has tried or even cleared say they enjoyed DSR and I'm glad I didn't pursue it
What job is she?
bawd
Two handed swords are a DRK thing but her swords tend to look closer to PLD ones so...
Confused cumdumpster.
DRK has a few thin swords to choose from.
They're still not really the size of the one she's holding there, those seem more in line with the bastard swords PLD gets.
>We will never get a simple swordsman DPS job that uses Maiming gear
Pain
Horsewienersleeve
Limsan afk decoration
Wrong. She's an OC RP bawd. She's a prideful instant loss material princess
I like instant loss as much as the next guy but how the hell is there so much material of her anyway? Is it multiple autists commisioning for her or just a very dedicated rich one?
>just a very dedicated rich one?
When in doubt, it's always this one.
Same situation as Spider-man x Lucia and futa cat x Y'shtola, one rich autist
>Spider-man x Lucia
Wait what
One random gay started making Spider-man x Lucia shit in Gmod, guess he was rich, because he started commissioning art for his moronic pairing
>Spider-man x Lucia
WHY IS THIS A THING
HOW DID HE EVEN COME UP WITH THAT WIERD ASS PAIRING
WHY WOULD HE BE SO OBSESSED WITH IT
WHY EVEN
Used to rp back on argent dawn in wow and the only canon comission of my character is by one of these guys who , as of last i spoke to them 3 years ago , had spent upwards of 50k on art for their character. it was my spacegoat plowing her ass
lmao captcha
While amazing, I also deeply resent them and wish they got killed and their money distributed to hungry orphans
Artists are mostly hungry orphans
CMD
I don't know who the frick this is but
is probably dead on
Annoying bawd that to this day I never understood what made her popular.
Owner got arts of her from many artists, including popular and expensive ones. It was a matter of time till most artists you'd follow ended up drawing her so she became known by just that.
That's the thing I don't get, it's a lot of artists and, by the looks of it, that art must have cost a frickload.
I know there are some very dedicated autists like that boomerang guy that plagues indie games but I just don't get how do you have the money for this, what do you even do as a job if your only joy is a specific fetish for your OC?
>...do as a job if your only joy is a specific fetish for your OC?
I wonder if all their expenses are art-related (other than the bare min.). Maybe they don't buy stuff like new clothesor junk food or even videogames. Maybe they don't spend money going out for drinks with friends...
I don't spend money on anything too since I pirate all my vidya but that doesn't mean I have the disposable income to splurge on fricking rape drawings
i really want to see what some of these people constantly getting coms for their characters do for a living
>probably none of them is on Ganker to ask them for reference
i've heard that one au ra with the black ponytail apparently post on xivg
I can't tell if that Au Ra or the Garlean princess has the most arts lmao
If Alisae, Yshtola, Thancred, Aymeric, and non-Exarch Graha were wiped from existence and memory, XIV would be a better game.
>supposed to be a waifu material
>WoL doesn't even carry her in his hands to the Source
Are lalas to blame again?
Yeah, as usual.
you know it
>lala makes sex and love starved troons and incels seethe
brb buying a fantasia right fricking now and switching races
dunesfolk or plainsfolk?
Yes.
NEVER FORGET THAT WOL WAS SUPPOSE TO HAVE A INTIMATE SCENE WITH RYNE THANKING YOU FOR EVERYTHING AND YOU WOULD ENDED UP PATTING HER, BUT BECAUSE LALAFELL PLAYERS EXISTED YOSHI-P SAID TO HAND IT TO THANCRED AND ALL WE GOT WAS "GOODBYE WARRIOR OF DARKNESS"
Frick you lalafell players, seriously.
Is that true? Kill all lalas if real.
>I didn't get to headpat Ryne
Somehow I resent this more than all the rest.
It's ok she gets lots of head pats
built for Ala Mhigger wiener
Ryne will be coming back, square knows how popular she is there's no way they will abandon her.
I have no doubt she'll show up again, but I'm really curious if she'll come with for future adventures, or if it will be pointed out that you really just can't handle life in multiple shards and her home is in the First. It'd be cool to at least let her visit the Source once before suddenly the First speeds up again.
>YOU WOULD ENDED UP PATTING HER, BUT BECAUSE LALAFELL PLAYERS EXISTED YOSHI-P SAID TO HAND IT TO THANCRED AND ALL WE GOT WAS "GOODBYE WARRIOR OF DARKNESS"
now way that's real
lazy devs didn't even bother giving lala's a stool or a ladder so everyone could headpat Ryne...
We csn put twinks advanced body emotes that wont get ingame but not that basic shit with a simple flag to activate that cutscene for lalas ? Rememeber the exclusive role custcenes of stormblood? No cause you re a shadowgay
So like the new meme is being contrarian about the current msq out of nowhere 3 months after the last quest came out?
>new
Wish the archive didn't reset so I could find all the posts that were the exact same complaints about Diadem, Eureka, and Bozja on release just to compare them with later praise an expansion later.
I mean i was referring specifically to the msq itself
Reminder that women jerk off to this guy.
Do you mean Alphinaud or Raubahn?
Yes.
Men, too.
Ftms don't count
Men do too
[Spoiler]I would know[/Spoiler]
Reminder that women jerk off to some weird shit.
Fujos aren't women. They're lost souls.
Fujos and Ganker anons have very much in common.
>Fujos are what all women should be
Fix'd that for you
Frick off fujo, you will never get a bf
>implying fujos want a bf
Wait, is that Estinien?
Yes
My dick has been trained to get hard any time I see an image of Alphinaud.
That or Emet.
Do you even Chaos Thrust
>shows up
>walks into your room
>jumps out the window
What the frick was his problem
>What the frick was his problem
He mains dragoon
>That voice
Jesus fricking christ, how do people watch this
I don't think you comprehend just how braindead and just how zombie are the people who watch streamers.
Proud of this little bastard and hope he comes into his own as he grows up over the course of the game more. He deserves some pussy.
>no Hydra wall-boss that requires DPS balance to kill heads around arena without buffing boss too much
>no Minotaur boss inside a labyrinth where the fight isn't over until you find the way back
>no Hecatoncheires boss where any party member can take autos or scaled busters
>instead we get YET ANOTHER phoinex and literary gay vampire and LE CARBUNCLE OF D00M XD *holds up FSH rod*
Pandaemonium is worse than Eden.
>no Hydra wall-boss that requires DPS balance to kill heads around arena without buffing boss too much
You only find that stuff in extra content like Bozja
This is something that I don't understand or feel like there is some sort of shift going on within CBU3. The side and casual content has been getting the more interesting mechs and fight encounters. Aglaia has special arenas for frick sakes and that's an alliance raid. Why can't they do that for regular raids? High concept is cool and devour is a filter but that's like it so far this tier.
>The side and casual content has been getting the more interesting mechs and fight encounters.
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. Good one. They already did the arena changing thing with Titan and Leviathan savage. Why they haven't done it again in EW? Who knows, EW seems to focus a lot on dancing through specific tiles of an arena more than ever.
Proto-Carbuncle was a reference to the FFV Carbuncle boss fight.
>Reference
Yeah to the sprite and that's literally it
Nothing mechanically
Also Pandaemonium is from FFII not fricking FFV
WHERE THE FRICK ARE BEELZEBUB AND ASTAROTH, YOU KNOW ACTUAL BOSSES FROM THE ACTUAL PANDAEMONIUM?!
I know I'm probably wrong but I always saw Innocence as inspired by Astaroth, then again evil angel isn't that rare of a concept anyway.
Maybe
Reskinned Innocence would be fricking kino and way better than "unmoving tree"
Frick that where's Borghen? He doesn't even have to be part of Pandaemonium. How have they gone this long without referencing basically the only memorable ff2 villain outside the final boss?
He's a pretty specific character I guess.
It'd be a bit like if the Onion Knights showed up in WoD; at that point the raid series alone is basically MORE FFIII than the actual FFIII.
I suppose. I still think they could fit him in as some random Garlean butthole. Maybe in 7.0 if we ever get a Garlean restoration.
Aw man, imagine if they used Borghen instead of that cuck Jullus.
Shit I really hope Baigan is a miniboss on Cagnazzo's dungeon. Love that snakehands homie.
You will enjoy your 100th Wild Rose refernce and be happy, IIboomer
I WILL go where the wild rose blooms.
I will never not quote the wild rose
I've done like 20 minutes of patch story in endwalker and haven't touched it again. Something about the 13th after we did some treasure isle dungeon.
I find it really hard to give a frick now that the main story is over.
Where is my Female Hrothgar
Is there even a single thread on the official forums this moron has not infected
>Balmung
It's funny how you guys single out Balmung for being slightly worse when NA as a whole is a shithole.
rent free
>balmung
>pld shitter
>roleplay garbage description
>dec 2012
qrd on this homosexual loser?
They post in literally every thread.
Every single one.
Even when they have nothing to do with anything.
Even when someone else is asked about their glam.
probably a mentally stunted moron living off of European/Canadian/American gibmedats with their parents
just kill these people
>Finish up endwalker
>That, I can't deny
>That smirk
>That guitar riff that transitions into the full song as a good ass fight kicks off
Pure kino honestly. I will now unsub and do something else with my time rather than sully the memory of that absolute peak of MMO storytelling.
Imagine not doing this fight as a RPR. Gigagay
>Zenos gets to stay in Enshroud
>WoL can't
That's just too sad, DRG or DRK are the only valid choices
Imagine not doing this fight as SMN. Ultragay
Imagine fighting the peak of melee combat as anything other than a melee class
Can't hear you over trading akh morns
>Garrosh
>Zenos
More MMOs need based moron villains whose motivations don't go beyond "I want to fricking kill people"
But Garrosh's motivations did go beyond "I want to fricking kill people". It's just that Blizzard are shit writers so eventually it just evolved into that.
Yeah, but Garrosh was still unapologetic about what he turned into, going as far as to corrupt himself and upon seeing the power it gave him, go back and do it again.
It tickles the same part of the brain as sundowner and zenos. Sometimes a simple villain can be the most entertaining. Not always, but when it hits right, it hits right.
Garrosh was a diehard patriot and nu blizzard can't stand good characters. They tried to assassinate his character not once but twice or even thrice but he's still based.
Confess Ganker, how many times have you failed a test of your reflexes?
Reminder that this persistent jackass helps you saved the goddamned universe just to have a fight to the death with you. He had absolutely no other agenda or desire in life than to fight with you and enjoy every single moment of it. No delusions of grandeur, no scheme or ultimate plan of action, no grander design. Just you.
Absolutely based as hell.
The feeling's mutual, that I can't deny.
If wanted to fight me he should started at the moon homosexual shit fujokawa
No, you weren't in the mood, homosexual Amon ruined the moment.
He didn't just want to fight you, he wanted you to fight him.
After that body swap tease anyone with brain cell will curbstomp him after zodiark
>That fistfight you have with him like that scene in Metal Gear Solid 4
>Laying next to each other
I don't know how it just kept hitting a peak and then kept topping itself with literally no bad moment from the start of the finale to the end
Don't forget that it all started with him in his dragon form fricking piercing Ultima Thule and bringing you on his dragon back to the final fight just so you could fight him later. CINEMA
>is the best NIN the world has ever known
WoLbros.............. its over
my favourite npc in the game. no job quests in ew really killed me ;_;
>the no more Fray
>But if you're reading this, then you know how the story goes, don't you? So now comes the choice: hold the crystal close that we may enjoy these moments together. Or put it away and pretend I was never a part of it. That I was never really here.
>It's been a long, strange journey, filled with all kinds of ups and downs. Your journey, to be sure, but like I wrote before, I'd like to pretend I was an important part of it. Vanity, aye─but how can I not think of legacy, now, when we've been to the First and witnessed firsthand the lengths to which man will go to be remembered? I want to believe─I need to believe that this was not for nothing. That I changed you for the better, as you changed me...
>Time to go. I don't know when we'll do this again─if we'll ever do this again. The little trick you've learned doesn't count, you know. But even if this is our end, it won't change what we had. I love you more than you'll ever know. Be well.
>You basically wrote this letter to yourself
WoL's mental health has been rather questionable for a while.
At least had an amazing send off.
I tire of this charade.
i want more jacke and oboro adventures
>Oboro's Bozja Records are all about how he wants to experience romance but has no game
We're going to help him get laid in one of the future Valentione events, with our bro Jacke
And then HE shows up
I would sincerely like to ignore the entirety of the NIN class and go back to hanging out with the Rogues to solve crime in Limsa. Frick the campy NIN shit.
Can their combined autism be cured with coffee and cake?
i dont give a single frick about anything and anyone i skipped everything i just top parse every raid and go afk until next content
Have you accepted the fact that Alisaie is the canon love interest?
Too late, I'm balls deep in Lyse.
*blocks your path*
No Feo Ul minion
Frick you, Yoshi
>only VA to not return for 5.3
I miss my beautiful, Welsh branch...
Frick, I'd love to watch the fallout if they did a timeskip and paired up all the Scions with other characters.
Japanese aren't that suicidal, they need to sell merch to keep the company running.
It might kill the game and CBU3, but it'd be worth it in my opinion
Pretty sure Japanese has a culture on suicide and they also have a bunch of suicide places like suicide forests and whatnot.
The canon love interest is dead, and WoL shall never love again
I wanted to make Ysayle happy and give her all the fluffy animals she wanted...
She's my love interest irl so yes
Nah, I am too busy swooning over my wife.
Busy with adventures
Busy with ruling the fairies
Busy researching
Free and ready to repopulate ala mhigo
homie if anything Lyse would be the busiest one, she's running a whole fricking military. Alisaie lives adventures with us, Y'shtola does research with us and Feo Ul can literally split herself to divide her attention.
military's more Raubahn's shtick, Lyse is if more for the diplomacy and final say on any contentious decision in the resistance as the head, former due to her being a former scion and having connections to all of the city states, and in Othard
>Busy researching
Researching her feelings that she has always trouble expressing.
Walk
Y-Yes mom..
I'm not listening to a single word from you until I see some fricking pubes.
>Ancients
>pubes
The has a FOREST down there
>The
She
Are they White?
What do you think moron?
I think so
Someone needs to post that pic where ryne alysae and gaia are all posing with cow design micro bikinis and all of them have pubes leaking from it.
Is this actually worth playing, or is it just an excuse to make porn of player OC's? been looking at it for a while and not really sure I have the time to get into a MMO these days
It's worth playing but it's a huge timesink. Each expansion is about as long as an FF game so you kind of have to think of it as a series of five FF games and consider how long it would take you to play through those.
Anybody got that picture of Venat offering government funding to hobo Azem?
>WoL still can't stop quoting for those we have lost, and the wild rose shit
Does this mean Minfilia was technically our biggest influence?
Isn't that just the Scions' general motto? WoL's not the only one who quotes the For those we have lost line.
She's the one who started it though, that would be like calling Lousoix's line a general leveilleur motto just because the twins, and occasionally us like to use it
>that would be like calling Lousoix's line a general leveilleur motto just because the twins, and occasionally us like to use it
Well, yeah. Mottos don't just spring up from non-existence, they're created by someone in particular and then they spread.
Wild Rose shit is just the devs wanting to reference ff2, but none of them can be assed to actually play it so they just keep spamming the one thing they know.
>Portraits will now show up at the start of a dungeon
Oh boy.
Haven't seen the state of portraits on NA. Is it really as bad as people make it out to see over there or is it just a case of people cherry picking and posting in here and thus me only seeing the shit ones?
It stopped being a thing quickly due to suspensions for implied blowjobs and whatever else.
the latter. apparently Yoshi clarified that they would crack down on any inappropriate portraits going forward and seeing how "No fun allowed" NA players can be, they probably won't be too common when starting dungeons.
Good, inappropriate portraits were all the same shit and you can't even tell if a character is cute or not from them.
I want my portrait of my and other people's WoL to be cute, not blowjob pose #23
Boo fricking hoo. Imagine being so against people having a laugh that you want it to be censored. If you wanna see if their character is cute then look at the fricking character you sperg they're right infront of you.
If it's painfully unfun and honestly embarassing you bet your ass I would suspend them all.
I saw fun portraits, none of then were implied lewd shit. That is only fun if you are literally a 12 year old or a dimwit who unironically thinks a naked male roe called shrek or a lala with a pig costume is the height of comedy.
Good fricking riddance.
suck my dick anon maybe ill get a laugh out of it
ok bro meet me on seraph
seeing a thousand shitty healers acting like they are sucking wiener in their portraits would get old fast,coom shit is fine in small doses but jesus frick some people just take it too far in this game
mentally ill troony incels cherry picking because they never got laid
I want to give the twins another sibling!
Sorry lady, you have to let your pubes grow for a few more months before I can help you.
What did she mean by this?
She meant that sometimes, she wishes that she too had been gifted with the Echo.
She's finally realized that the WoL is autistic and the Echo is literally the only way she'll ever be able to figure out what is going on with them.
Wait
Don't all the Scions have the Echo?
anon, if they had the Echo then they wouldn't have kept sending you on solo missions pre-EW and inventing the tempering scales
Why didn't they send Minfilia
she mained Miner
No, it's why they're nowhere to be seen when it's time to throw down with Primals.
Krile, Arenvald, and Minfilia are the only scions with the echo.
Nope. Most of the main Scions don't have it, or if they do it's not been brought up since 2.0.
Its why you're such a big deal when you show up, you have the echo which is super rare, and it's really strong.
>I'm your friend and I'm worried about you
have you never had friends before?
the cashier smiling at you doesn't mean she wants to frick you
She meant "I want to win the WoLbowl but I have no idea what you feel about me because the autism barrier too strong."
Y'shtola's arc -one that gets ignored by most people- is that she is really bad with expressing her feelings. She played it off in ARR and HW by being wienery and a smartass. Her time in the first, living with the Night's Blessed warmed her up a lot and taught her much about expressing emotions. Still she'd rather hide behind wit and sarcasm, hence her wanting a way to look into your heart. It's a very human notion and the beauty is that you can leave it up to your own interpretation if she means it in a loving or just in a friendship way.
Tbqh that line went too hard to interpret it as just friendship, that Y'shtola, the super nerd that wants to know everything in existence and research all the topics, tells you she wants to have the Echo JUST so she can be closer to WoL, is like if Neil Armstrong told you he became an astronaut just because he wanted to paint your name on the moon.
Oh yeah. Heck if you choose Y'shtola to visit you during the night she quite literally puts "It is going to be cold, be sure to keep warm..." out. You just know if the WoL said "Would you help me stay warm?" she'd have followed that invitation.
Alas, all we did was smile and nod.
Anon you've been playing too much DAO
God I hate they made the fairies so dogmatically gender neutral. I can handle a little bit of that but even I have my limits. "King" Titania sounds like a damn transvestite porn star.
With the void taking the main focus for the MSQ you just know Gaia and Ryne will be returning, they may even end up joining the scions.
Why do people keep pushing this meme that Alisae has breasts? That b***h is flat as an ironboard.
True, everyone knows she has a dumpy.
She's not flat, she just has tiny breasts.
Has anyone figured out what older Alphi would look like? I need to know for...purposes.
Just make his dad paler
Like his dad, but less tan.
White hair, white skin and blue eyes are dominant genes of Eorzea because of the Mommy.
Mommy loves blue eyed blondes though
Isn't it amazing how even 20 years after its release, World of Warcraft remains the greatest and mosts popular MMO in the world?
Hope you enjoy phase 2 ro but this isn't a thread for you.
I would just rather play Guild Wars 2, as that's a MMO I have yet to try and the one that WoW stole their new expansion mechanic from.
You need to go back.
Don't over do it with that copium wowbuck.
I cannot believe they put a year long subscription in for this. Just in case you quit a month or so later or even a few weeks later, just to still get money out of you.
Post yfw Elidibus shows up at the end of Pandemonium and drops an Ultima on Athena's stupid face
Post yfw Azem shows up at the end of Pandemonium and drops an Ultima on WoL's stupid face for lulz
Post yfw after Pandemonium you start getting reports of a person that looks like you running around doing all the yellow quest that you refused to do
>Scions and world leaders realize there's now two giga-autist murderhobos on the loose
>we're hitting ADVENTURE levels that shouldn't be possible
Elidibussy is gone 5ever, you're just gonna see tinybussy make his promise so everyone can do the heckin cry and 5.3 memberberry.
Themis is already in the raid series you fricking dumbass
Yeah that's tinybussy. We'll see the exact moment he makes the promise he forgot.
How do we still not have a Minwu healer set?
I expected them to have a hard time hooking me after endwalker, but luckily 6.1 proved me wrong.
What I wouldn't give for the same nice and homelike but new archon bread
I've been tossing an idea around in my head for a while. You think the fact that the WoL is basically a messianic figure will come back to bite them? We are prime material for a primal summoning.
The only real problem is we've already had a WoL primal fight so I doubt they'll do it again.
>People summon a WoL Primal
>It's just WoL but slightly larger
just like how wow bosses for characters are just that characters model but scaled up 50%
The WoL that Mikoto had expected to see
I'd assume that in bad future from where ShB Raha came from people would've definitely try to do so, but apparently they didn't. Makes you think.
That's because in that future Zenos became his own kind of WoL in your absence. Abyssea soon.
The problem with summoning has already been solved so who cares
>everyone and their waifus has already beed tempered by mortal WoL but willingly thanks to msq and yellows
There's no cure for WoLbowl
This shit is giving me Madoka vibes
>Everyone's conception of you makes the ultimate primal that can defeat anything in the name of whatever they want
>You've been through so much shit and are specifically THE premier primal killer
Never-ending cycle of battle GO
>the last ultimate of ff14 will be quite literally (you)
Imagine
It'd be fun if there's a solo version of that ultimate which filters players who underperform as their main jobs...
Haven't finished EW yet. Why does Zero wear the hat?
Vampire Hunter D reference
To tip it.
To tip it. A lot.
Fricking Mikoto really couldn't think of anything better to say, huh? I was literally towering over her.
and yet you were still shorter than expected
clothes and her weapon was gift by her mother (who was azem)
She wasnt azem yoshitpiss said " what if zenos wore as avatar a shard of azem?"
>looking for porn on pixiv
>some dude is making e-girl versions of non e-girl characters like venat for porn
Yeah, okay then.
Which dude, a friend of mine wants to avoid his content
My WoL doesn't even know what sex is.
Ameliance > F'lhammin > ~~*Rowena*~~
> Middle aged housewife trying to spice things up with hubby with sexy clothes and lingerie
God I would hatefrick the shit out of Rowena.
We know, Gerolt
>frick the shit out
Literally? As in you frick her so much she losers control of her sphincter and starts shitting herself?
This is now a Ryne appreciation thread
The threads already autosaging, may as well just dump Ryne porn.
sounds like a grand idea
Pixiv just banned paid porn.
It was due to amerimutt credit card companies fricking with pixiv payment methods until they "clean up" undesirable content.
I can't wait until that shithole of a country gets reduced to atoms.
They've been trying to kill themselves for a while now.
so free porn is ok?
Do you think she enjoys mating press?
I'll tell you about it when I find out.