Siren has still the biggest boobs. The nophica raid is shit.
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>new alliance somehow even easier than Aglaia
its over
Yeah. 6.3 is a huge letdown. Worst XIV update ever.
>Worst XIV update ever.
3.1 still holds the crown for that.
Qrd?
shadowbabs need to learn the absolute garbage that was patch 3.1.
t. savage raiders
yep time to go back to wow, sisters
please never come back
Bowmage says hi
Bowmage was peak kino
>>>/vg/
troony
rent free
Aglaia
>What's that, you didn't notice this giant fricking hammer showing how every platform is going to move under your feet? Get fricked, homosexual.
>Here's a bunch of AOEs, run around. Don't die.
Euphorosyne
>Here's some light blue colored tells on a light blue covered arena. 1/8th of it is safe.
>You know that sticky stuff in the arena that lowers your magic resistance and slows you down? Well, one of the bosses you aren't looking at is doing a move that will instantly kill you if you DON'T step in it.
>Whatever the frick "midnight" is supposed to mean in relation to the white girl and her dog, do it or eat shit not once but twice
>Oh and it's as PvP enabled as a Nier raid
To whose benefit do you lie on the internet
Yeah, the only boss we wiped on was Nymeia because you still have to keep an eye on whichever one you aren't attacking. But once you know that their mechanics are simple enough.
Nophica and Halone were way too easy. Especially Halone.
Mephina was a fun fight but it hurts my eyes. The actual mechanics aren't too difficult either. I think we actually had the least deaths overall in this fight.
Visually I think Euphorosyne looks way better than Aglaia. Nald and Thal had a better theme though.
The sad thing is that people would rather play a brain-dead raid that always succeeds than something that has a real chance to wipe the raid.
>"FFXIV patch sucks! Let's go to WoW!"
>"Yeah!"
>"Yeah!!"
>"I'm a WoWcuck!"
Go back to World of Wokecraft while us FFXIV chads discuss the latest patch.
>mentions WoW out of nowhere
rent. free.
anon the raid fricking sucks and wow has nothing to do with it
Nice game xivkeks.
Hey guys remember those shit ass Nier raids? PAAAAHHHHHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA
NieR had shit story. The actual fights were fine.
No they weren't, they dragged on way too fricking long and were completely boring and soulless. They had ONE job and that was to have a Simone boss fight.
>they dragged on way too fricking long
Tell the playerbase to quit sucking.
I've only done them once but I liked them as healer
>Final fight takes place in Tokyo
>You fight the red girl taking form as Kaine and 2B instead of Zero
?
It's a Nier collab not a Drakengard one.
plus chronologically drakengard hasn't happened yet from the perspective of the machines
Maybe it was suppose to be 2P? Apparently the raid is canon to Nier so IDK, I'm sure yoko taro will make a game answering it and raising 10 more questions.
The story was ass, but the raids themselves were amazing.
They were fun, still are.
Post more datamines.
I haven't logged in for a week
>new MGP mount costs 4mil
>new trial weapons look like shit
>goddess of huge breasts has a smaller chest than a ARR dungeon boss
what's even the point
>new MGP mount costs 4mil
Is it good at least?
I heard it's 4seat
It's the FF6 airship. No special mount theme. 4-seater though.
Four seater, no music. It would be a 9/10 but it is like the Lunar Whale, you can’t see your character.
>no music
yikes
>Is it good at least?
Who's gonna tell him?
>FC claims new mount will only cost 200k because price point bullshit
>go ahead and spend your MGP on whatever, the new mount isn't going to cost that much
can't wait to get online after work and start posting "I told you so," maybe they'll finally kick me so I can join a real guild
cagnazzo was fricking weak sauce
MSQ complete.
Zero's autism hour got pretty old fast. That being said, the glimpses of the Thirteenth and Golbez's moon homie base were pretty sweet. Him talking about "walking alone" makes it pretty obvious he's gonna be the 6.4 main boss, which makes the list of suspects for the 6.5 boss pretty frickin short. Also where's that moron who was insisting there was zero evidence Golbez traveled to the moon and killed the Watcher stationed there? Dumb homosexual.[/spoier]
>Helping people...? Isn't that... cringe?
ngl
ill be sad when we have to haucherfant her ass out in 6.5
I can't wait for them to finally bench this fricking character
NO ZERO, IN FACT: IT'S BASED!
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO BE BASED!
>hat tipping intensifies
There, I fixed the patch
I dont get it.
>not looking at other people picture
Lol ur ugly
Anyone have the rar file with the new songs?
Gonna be honest people, this patch kind of sucked as well. The MSQ felt like a whole lot of nothing.
>zenos... le bad!
booooooooooooooooooo get some new material
The more they keep bringing him up the more I think that Zeromus is going to end up being some sort of pseudo-Zenos generated from Zero and he'll be the 6.5 trial
Holy frick what a disappointment so far
No queues, server is dead.
Yeah this patch is shit
>I'm fricking 3 ilvl away from being able to access the trial and have no current tomes or much gil left.
Frick's sake.
What server anon
If you have the crafted gear from last patch, you can now upgrade it to gain 10 ilvl per piece
I just have a bunch of mismatched dungeon and tome gear, some dating back to 6.1. I haven't bothered to grind jack this expansion.
Light.
god damn
Post Nophica's milkers already so I know if I should resub. Does Halone at least step on you and call you degrading names during the fight?
Could be bigger but I will still jerk off to her.
>hand forever locked into handjob position
She's made for nursing handjobs.
Feet
post her fricking ASS i cant goon inside the AR
What they lack in sheer size they make up for in softness and shape
HER CHEST IS STRAIGHT OUTTA FFVII REMAKE.
It's based on Tifas purple dress
>still no view of her ass posted
homosexualS all of you, I want her to smother me with her breasts and then sit on me
Post her ass please. I need it.
It's probably flat as a board lets be honest, japs can't into ass
Unless your name is Yoko Taro.
exception that proves the rule
Didn't the 2B ass got censored? i mean the armor you use.
It was over two years ago that it got accidentally nerfed, but they quickly reverted it back.
>accidentally nerfed
I don't believe that....but i'm happy trannies didn't win
Trannies weren't involved, memelord, the ass was too fat and caused clipping with some gear. They reverted it at the community blow-back that they wanted the fatter ass.
In the first place bigger ass was what the devs were aiming for, it's wasn't an accident.
It was funny when Yoshi spent 5 minutes talking about ass.
Why they have never done this again? Even with the new swimsuits and other stuff.
"We couldn't shape the polygons"
That's a fricking lie, in 1.0, they had an entire reshaping system for armor that even removed pieces to change it.
No.
I love new patch days. Seeing all these new people running around is nice.
Thanks Khole, you are the best. Number 5
Woops
you can't hide
Oh well, it's not the first time I've done it. Got a recruit a friend from here before
Big tiddy chocobo woman
How many times have we done these "explain to a clueless person what civilization is" parts?
Is Zero still morono mode?
It's a very unengaging trope to teach someone how civilization works, very cheap anime tropey.
I started skipping cutscenes once she said "entertainment? how utterly useless"
The entire patch is either teaching Zero how to be a real person while she tips her hat no less than at least 6 or 7 times, probably more; just hearing Vrtra get sad, then angry, then sad again about his sister; and kissing Alisaie's ass as every dialogue option you ever get related to her is just "You're great Alisaie, you're the best, I should just be asking where you are any time you're not present!".
Everyone else might as well not have been there at all. Alphinaud legit does fricking nothing. Y'shtola and Estinien are pretty much just Vrtra's cheerleaders and are barely allowed to talk, or even show up.
>portraits so small you can barely see them
wow this is actually awful
>Was expecting a sick ass screen transition as if it was a fighting game.
>Also was expecting every trust npc would get their own.
>It's actually just this tiny miniature in the corner at the start, and npcs don't show up only players.
No wonder they didnt showcased this in the liveletter, this is a bad compromise.
I might keep it in the commend section, but that fricking window at the start of the dungeon is gone
>caring about being forced to see the absolute degen bs the mentally deranged portion of players will do to get attention
>finds it bad that it doesn't linger enough so you can jerk off to the ao dai wearing bunny boi
I'm at work, is Paladin good now?
Exactly like expectations: PLD lost its "Physical Phase -> Magic Phase" to be just another WAR-like job where you press a button 5 times to win.
So they made my sleepy comfy class even more sleepy for the braindeads?
>raid troony seething
neat
Say what you will, but I found the post-raid cutscenes very distracting.
Halone is so fricking pretty. Ishgardians are lucky.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER FAAAAAAACE
Milk mommy, Martial mommy, Moon mommy
I like how Nymeia is so shit she doesn't even get to hang out with the other goddesses.
She's literally the sleeper hottest and cutest one. Also she's the mom of everyone and exists in a higher tier.
>Hottest and cutest
Too bad she's 90% covered by a clown outfit.
Stupid coomer
Goddesses (aka fancy primals) are meant to be sexy.
It's over a pair of pants.
Are you kidding?
LOOK AT HOW FRICKING HIGH-CUT THAT LEOTARD IS.
Yeah just get rid of the clown pants
Get rid of your clown attitude first
>he doesn't want wincest albino tomboy e-girlbaba milf clussy
The clown pants literally make it hotter.
This outfit would have been 9/10 without the sleeves and clown pants.
Thank you ethics department
>This outfit would have been 9/10 if she was just 2B with everything but the leotard blown off
That's prime clussy, you raging homosexual
Is this the first character with white hair and red eyes in the game? No i don't count nael dragon form
>short hair
Best girl 10/10 would switch if i had a fanta
>showed up this tier just to watch a bunch of mute morons beat up her daughter
Based.
I wish the morons I raided with were mute
>one of the four fiends won't be the final dungeon boss!
kek it's like you homies don't know anything about story telling
My wife Phina
Damn deity needs LB3 correction
What if she LB3 corrects you?
Thats fine too
We didn't have an ethics department back then and fujodev probably didn't have any say. As is now we will never get anything even close to Siren. We're kinda lucky Nophica is as big as she is. I'm sure whoever modeled her had to fight for it.
>new crafting set available before the crafting beast tribe
Now there's something new, guess they really wanna incentivise the new custom deliveries
not playing this patch until next expac comes out or later probably. i'm assuming pre-possession solus didn't show up in the dungeon? dang.
did they give any lore on what ceruleum was?
>just reached AT THE END OF EVERYTHING, I FIND YOU MY FRIEND
>THIS IS YOUR PREY? WHY DOES IT STILL LIVE?
AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEE ISHIKAWA-SAMA I KNEEL
MSQ any good? Did we get another 5.3?
b8 or?
Frick no
They said like a year ago that this .3 patch wont be like the old ones because endwalker story ended with 6.0
nah, it's a filler patch
WHAT THE FRICK IS MY NEW PLD ROTATION MY MUSCLE MEMORY IS USELESS NOW
new opener
>still popping FoF pre-pull
Nope, not doing it.
it's literally the 6.2 opener lmao, FoF is 20 seconds now and would fall off after one GCD
wow this is cursed, 5 hardcasted spells
pretty sure the devs didn't intended this
Requestcat still gives you 5 stacks last I heard
nope its 4
Because it was meant to be used with Confiteor combo, using it with Holy Spirit feels so wrong
>by dropping an atonement
moron the whole point of rework was to stop that
moron. The whole point of the rework was to make the job burst like to fit better in the 2 minute meta. Please stop spreading moronic lies.
>pld is the stronges tank now
>theres a 10% difference
Something good came from this
What the frick is even updated in island. I got hatchet and some new mats but there ain't shit to do. What dog shit side content
>xivalex and noclippy still dead
Hope they stay dead, shitter
lmao stay seething gray parser
Bait, or you addongays literally are this predictable
samegay lmao cope and seethe. gonna triple weave while you gays have a hard time double weaving
>he need a crutch hack to click a button
lmao, as expected of third world monkey who doesn't just get 10 ping naturally
make sure to beg on official forums to get your own datacenter
>needing crutches to parse green
>being snarky about it
lol
>ParseBlack person literally can't play the game without add-ons
Unsurprising, maybe wow is more your speed?
Why would you need both XIValex and noclippy?
So hows MCH now, and did any other DPS get meaningful changes?
ZODIARK TRANCE
This guy is desperate to find something to be triggered about when Nophica is identical to her picture, huh?
Sophia is bigger and has not been topped for 7 years. Garbage fujo and LGBT devs now.
>over 30 mins and still no party for Euphrosyne
Dead game...
How does the OST keep getting progressively worse every patch? The vocals keep giving me cringe generic anime vibes https://youtu.be/ezncEEsCyeY
Can't beat Balance but it's pretty nice
You're smoking ganja
Soken is busy working on ff16 right now
Damn thats pretty good
Because it's supposed to evoke a mahou shoujo anime OP, you idiot.
They put all the banger energy into the trial theme this patch
what's wrong with it
That song is INSANE what's wrong with you
end your life
Just kys, or crawl back to WoW. Holy fricking garbage taste.
Here's how you play
>2.5 GCD means 24 GCDs every minute
>three full combos (combo + 3 atonements + buffed holy) is 21 GCDs
>confiteor combo is 4 GCDs and you're also supposed to do a goring in there
>total of 26 GCDs
wow, it fricking sucks, do you think they'll just make royal give 2 stacks instead of 3?
You're not obliged to puke out all the atonements when you get them, nor are you meant to fit fast and riot into fof moron
>You're not obliged to puke out all the atonements
Wasn't the whole point of this rework to stop this from happening?
>fit fast and riot into fof moron
Where did I say that you illiterate piece of shit?
>Wasn't the whole point of this rework to stop this from happening?
No you spastic it was to make pld have a proper burst alignment with rest of the squad, though if anything now you actually do full 3 atonements outside of fof
>No
>it was because the rotation was 61-63 seconds long and caused your burst to drift apart from rest of the party
So... yes?
2 min burst window is soulless shit, the sooner this dies the sooner classes can feel a bit unique again
You bet your ass they'll "nerf" paladin by making either FoF or Req have 2 minute cooldown.
Yeah I had everybody's burst drift off from eachother during Stormblood and I hated it, it resulted in even longer minute intervals to make everybody's buffs line up. Only thing that's changed on my end is that everybody's burst lines up naturally now.
>*tips hat*
>*tips hat again*
SHE JUST TIPPED HER HAT 4 TIMES IN A SPAM OF 2 QUESTS
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
I'm pretty sure it was around 8 in total for the whole patch. Jesus christ it just keeps getting worse stop the train
She is so fricking boring, holy shit
You shall watch her eating pan for 10 minutes and you WILL be happy
Indeed I will
>*tips hat even harder*
Too busy with the xvi thread
Barry status?
why are you like this
just give the man hrothgals already, for fricks sake
Nophica phonetically sounds like no fica in italian which means no pussy
Should I bother unlocking and playing WHM, MCH or SMN next?
I have not played any of them.
you should unsub from my game
SMN also gets you SCH
and the privilege of hanging out with Y'shtolas sister
WHM if you like braindead classes
MCH is you like needlessly complicated classes
SMN if you like well-designed classes
>SMN
>well-designed
>SMN
>well-designed
low effort bait
>SMN if you like well-designed classes
SMN is like half a job
>MCH
>needlessly complicated
It hasn't been needlessly complicated since SB.
I cordially invite every MCH that complains it's too busy to look up Stormblood rotations.
Nymeia > Nophica > Halone > Menphina
At least now I can see that I don't give comms to ugly people.
This fricker AGAIN?
HOW IS THIS FRICKING RIGGER NOT IN JAIL YET
HINGASHI NEEDS ANOTHER BOMB
>defeat him in Stormblood dungeon
>defeat him in Stormblood Allied Tribe Quests
>defeat him in Blue Mage quests
>he still isn't in jail
What the frick do I have to do to get rid of this homie?
Probably because he's rich or something
He's also in the new CC arena
The irony here is that you're the one crying because his crutches don't work, I guess people like you would just have to quit the game if they stopped being updated.
>racism
aaaaand we got him boys, enjoy your 3 month vacation, maybe read a book on self-control during that time 🙂
MSQ was short and felt like filler to get Cagnazzo and Rubicante out of the way.
MCH bros we won
For me, it's Wheel-chan
>ravage me wol, right her and right now
What
>fight we need to fight i mean...ahahah and hello brother didnt expect- i mean haha lets fight together.
FoF being another generic buff is a fricking mistake
All they had to do was make TA not all-encompassing. This could've all been prevented 8 years ago
Funny how a single skill shaped the whole game. Everyone's is TA's b***h now
>now
Was always the case, it was simply too good to pass up so now every buff has to be like TA instead of giving it a caveat.
They murdered paladin. Class is a complete joke now. Literally easier than WAR
Anyone got the Nophica battle music? I love that harvest shit
shitposting intensifies now that the immediate datamining hype is down and people are busy playing
There are people who literally only post on this site to cry about the game.
So who is supposed to be?
He's either Oschon or Oschon is the monkey and he's literally just a guy
But what about the fact Menphina and Halone don't seem to recognize the monkey or something
oschon a sneaky git
Either Oschon or the unnamed. His "I overstepped my boundaries but what's done is done" gave him away for good.
Alright, let's get serious now. What are the lore implications of this? I'm pretty sure it's NOT the Watcher.
The Watcher. I mean fricking obviously.
Too obvious, and he clearly won't be our raid boss.
Why?
We'll be visiting him pre-raid, and that's where he'll say that he has nothing to do with it, mark my words.
Am I the only one who cannot fit all Atonement into the FoF burst? Is this intentional? Feels fricked
>the twelve are shaped by peoples' prayers
I am praying that all of the females have futanari wieners and there is nothing you can do to stop me
Sadly it's okay to be gay nowadays so go ahead...
>the twelve are shaped by peoples' prayers
Totally not Primals though no sir.
they basically confirmed they're some kind of super primal didn't they?
Willing to bet they're actually souped up familiars made with creation magic.
>single "chicks with dicks" prayer floats up
>goddesses' clits grow a cm and nothing else happens
As long as it's full-package, we won't have a problem.
How the frick did this patch literally die in the same day
Like what is there to do? Outside of island garbage or the CC new aids map
Nothing. Welcome to FFXIV.
So this is it? Whats next? The ultimate in 2 weeks that 1% of the people care about? Whens the next patch for everyone else?
The new deep dungeon I think? I haven't been subbed since two patches ago so I can't say.
IF I ever return, it will be one month before the new expansion so I will have enough content to justify paying for the whole month.
your fishing log bro?
The archfiends should have silly Italian accents.
I keep teasing my Italian friend that they all sound like types of pasta
Aglaia > Euphrosyne
>raidwide JUDGMENT NUT
i want to see halone without her helmet
I still can't believe they pronounce her name "Ha-lo-ney" instead of "Ha-lone".
Ishgardian goddess so it sounds French-ish
That is the French pronunciation...
French-ish, not French
Frick off Yoshida.
breasts too small
I loved Halone's Million Stab
THE TIME IS CUM
*irish music stops*
*now playing: j-pop*
Byregot's Byregots > Nophica's Nophicas
I didn't even know it was possible to wipe to her unless everyone was unironically playing with one hand
Confess Ganker, where did you raid wipe? Siblings for me.
First, not once. Second, multiple times on siblings and Halone.
Mine almost wiped on Halone but somehow kept standing thanks to one surviving healer.
2 wipes on Althyk and Nymeia, one wipe on Halone because alliance groups still need markers in 2023.
No wipe
We nearly wiped at Nophica, and had our first actual wipe at Althyk/Nymeia, and wiped again against Halone since half the alliance waa dead, and most were caught by surprise by the raid split
0, nada, and more than half was new.
Shit is really easy, and unlike Aglaia with the balance, there is nothing that instakills
What are you talking about, the balance mech was easy as frick.
Oh no, the balance shit WAS easy, is just that if you messed that up, you would wipe the raid, there is nothing like that
>all gods are different builds of hyur
Otherracebros...how to we cope with not being the twelve's chosen people....
Ur a beast race. Learn your place, savage.
But anon, it was the Lalafells who invented racism and started labeling things as beast races, not Hyur.
Us Hyur (midlanders) are the closest thing to gods. Everyone else are nothing but Black folk
Rhalgr and Byregot are Highlanders though
>everyone's avoiding talking about msq
It's that bad huh
most Gankerirgins seem to be beelining for the alliance raid, but this'll make good fuel for the threadly "zenos is comin back bros fukkin shit game fukkin shit writing" cope
I think they have mentioned that Zenos is dead more than Haurchefaunt at this point
As if you don't know how this game works. If the character's truly gone, he/she don't be mentioned ever again. Haurchefant is an exception, not a rule.
They have, a metric frickton of times, but this is the first explicit "HE'S DEAD" in writing since roasty toasty shitty posties will take absolutely nothing less than the most braindead, matter-of-fact, explicit and plain, "yes or no" confirmation on the matter as proof.
troony post detected!
The MSQ hasn't been this bad and uninteresting in a long time.
Zero's fish out of water shtick and voidsent autism isn't funny or charming. But yay she has learned to have friends kinda without there being a trade, and she has her own will now sort of.. great? The scions are just absolute shit this patch. Like unbelievably shit, nothing they said was funny, endearing, charming or interesting. When you get upstaged by fricking Jullus, you know you're in the shit.
The only good parts of the MSQ were Cagnazzo, Rubicante and Jullus having a weird lite-romantic thing with Zero. Zerogays getting cucked by Jullus is the last thing I expected from this patch.
A massive filler patch to get to the next more important one. At least the alliance raid and Tataru's quest were fun.
Not gonna lie anons, so far it feels worse than Ala Mh*gan parts of Sb.
Apologize to Alisaie for not inviting her.
>Zerogays getting cucked by Jullus is the last thing I expected from this patch.
Kek true that.
>Jullus is a feeder
This, if anything, makes it more likely she's going to die.
It's the middle, so nothing happens. Usually this pacing of the MSQ is for X.1 and X.4/X.5 patches, but since EW story wrapped up on release you see this new one dragged out a bit more. I'd be willing to bet next patch still doesn't change things for the MSQ, the big reveals are almost always saved for X.58 and even they can flop and be uninteresting like 5.5.
What even was the Nier story, I skipped it and it still took forever to click through dwarves
>What even was the Nier story, I skipped it
Maybe shouldn't have done that then, moron.
Why do I need to read it when anons like you will summarize it for me?
I can't account for anons "like me" that will spoonfeed you.
Seed of Destruction comes to The First and gaslights a dwarf into trying to destroy the world by reviving his dead sister as an automaton. Or something like that. None of it is really explained too much in the story and basically the game expects you to have played Drakengard already to understand everything.
>load into new raid
>"HUMINA HUMINA MILK TRAIN ARRIVING MOMMY PLEASE MILKIES AWOOOOOOOGA OPEN BOBS" within 15 seconds everytime
Did the entire playerbase get replaced by poojeets? She's not nearly as stacked as she is in the card.
What did she mean by that
They frick
Anyone trying to figure out the particulars of nu-paladin? I've been smacking a dummy for a while and I keep running into a situation where I have about 10 seconds left on FoF cooldown after doing royal authority, no time to do all 3 atonements and come back around to RA or stall for enough time with the holy spirit. Which would be more worthwhile?
>bite the bullet, use fast/riot blade under FoF
>hold FoF until just before RA
>fill with casted holy spirit
FoF increases all damage now, so you use it fon Confiteor combo + Holy Spirits.
For all the weeping and wailing about PLD becoming GNB, I'm basically just doing my magic phase rotation in reverse and slipping Goring Blade in there.
Yes but you want confetti combo + goring + 3 other gcds, ideally atonement or buffed holy spirit. In the situation where you already have 3 atonement stacks and buffed holy spirit ready, but FoF is still about 10 seconds off, it becomes kind of awkward. Would it be better to just keep doing the rotation and use fast/riot under FoF, to hold FoF until you can get your stacks back but drifting your window, or to fill the time with unbuffed holy spirit casts, which are still stronger than fast/riot.
>*tips hat*
>*tips hat*
>*tips hat*
>*tips hat*
>*tips hat*
>*tips hat*
>*tips hat*
Did u rike it?
>forcing this homosexual julius on us
>a boring ass homie in 6.0
>simping ass anime character now.
holy fricking shit.
>alisaie, julius, zero
instant cutscene skip for me.
The tweest will be that Azem heard that a mystery familiar that looks like him was fricking around in Elpis so he decided to create Oschon to look exactly like (You) were described as joke.
I haven't played since 6.0
Am I missing out on Zerokino in the MSQ?
you're missing an autistic chuuni learn to feel again so yes
I'm pretty sure this "kino" will be easier for digesting if you consoom it all at once.
Oh hey the game remembers you're a Reaper.
They also acknowledge if you do the final Role Quest boss at the top of the tower of babel.
Twice you get your rpr treatment, actually, if you don't include awkward silences.
>buhhh cringe
Siren you say?
Sexooo
>all the 4 fiends battles are done
>6.3
This confirms that 6.4 and 6.5 trials are golbez and Zero, right?
6.4 could be a random other questline like usual.
why is no one talking about the trial
is it that bad
nobody cares about male bosses
Normal is meh. Havent tried extreme
It was nothing special especially coming after barb
Its not bad, just, eh - the usual, nothing to write home about. Considering the previous trial this one is much easier.
He doesn't heal you, 0/10.
>Yoshi literally tells everyone how much people liked Barb ex trial
>huuuh yeah since you guys like it so much we gonna do exactly the opposite
I really have no idea how is this game so popular with this dumb decisions.
They were probably in the middle of making this trial while opinions about Barb started reaching them. Maybe next time.
>new mount is 1000 gates worth of MGP
Should have gotten MGP platinum cards from the moogle event.
I buy maps, MGP has been fricking useless forever. This time the MGP hoarders were correct, broken clocks and all that
i spent hours farming frontlines and turned in 600 of them for mgp cards
thats still only a million
>he didn't farm the mogtomes for easy MGP
>biweekly TT tournaments
>fashion report
>challenge log
>squadron MGP card
It's not hard
people are gonna use their mgp on that. then the next phase of the relic comes where you need another couple of millions... the shitstorm would be amazing
Haven't made this many screenshots in a while
Same
Whomst.
Ragazzo
>barges into your duel
>sucker punches both combatants
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
absolute unit
>that random fategay who wrote EXCALIBUR in the chat during Halones enrage
So pvp is where people show off mounts huh.
Was the tattoo really necessary? Fricking ruined
Fits in with SAM's lore as a mage-sword, Monk sometimes has tattoos on chest/arm gear as well
>Wear it on Hrothgar
>Have grey/white fur
>Tattoos look more like veins than branches
Nice
show me the female variation
The same but with bandages
The graphics update can't come soon enough. These pixelated textures are killing me.
Small indie company that makes more money off their mobile titles than anything else, please understand.
>thinking they'll make HD textures for everything
Anon.....i don't know hw to tell you this....
Funny how even the tattoo isn't in HD
>I bet this will look hilarious on au ra
Lel did not disappoint
I am guessing no dyeable, right? I think it looks nice though. How do you get it?
Nah, it's somewhat dyeable. Tataru's 6.3 quest, requires four lords questline too.
Oh good. I thought it was some event thing. Then I can get it if I ever play this game again
It's dyeable and the quest for it starts in Old Sharlayan near the AF merchant
>dyeable
>but you can't dye the lower black piece
why
What ruined it was showing the manboob. I'm not a fricking prostitute what the frick is this gay shit.
>I'm not a fricking prostitute
>tattoo
Aaaand dropped. You won't get another cent out of me, nips.
Frick, the texture work on the new raid armor is so bad. I don't see myself farming any of these sets, such a downgrade after Aglaia.
that's the whole games armor selection
Raid story was more engaging than MSQ.
>disgruntled WoWbucks and Barry seething and shitting their pants in anger that people are having fun with the new patch so they falseflag in every thread saying it flopped
XIV truly has won
QRD on the 6.3 msq story?
Jullus fricks Zero.
nothing really happens
Cagnazzo and Rubicante are ded and the void portal we used is also gone
next stop: void moon
They show void moon.
The big G shuts down all Void entrances with a ruse and we'll have to make a new hole in 6.4.
An excuse to fight cagnazzo and rubicante
Vrtra literally talks about nothing but his sister. No brain activity found.
Y'shtola and Estinien got sidelined HARD. It unironically would have been better if they didn't come to Garlemald at all, would have been less humiliating than the obvious fact they've put them on a budget of how many lines they're allowed to say in their own storyline so Alisaie can talk more than everyone else combined once again.
The encounter with the twins is more like the encounter with Alisaie where you worship the ground she treads on and tell her she's right about everything ever and she magnanimously forgives your sins while Alphinaud drools in a corner.
Jullus blatantly tries to hit on Zero and gives her the most lovingly animated food this game has ever had.
Zero has the most predictable "Savage discovers civilization" plot ever and tips her hat like a fricking dozen times. That's no exaggeration, they reused that animation SO MUCH.
Fiends invade the Source, but it's actually just distraction tactics so they can break our portal and stop us from going back into the Thirteenth, we still managed to get one of Azdaja's eyes from them though. Cagnazzo and Rubicante down.
>The encounter with the twins is more like the encounter with Alisaie where you worship the ground she treads on and tell her she's right about everything ever and she magnanimously forgives your sins while Alphinaud drools in a corner.
I just shat on her for trying too hard; maybe don't pick the dialogue that worships her
Telling her to not overwork herself didn't feel like shitting on her but if that's what it was I unironically will replay that scene to pick that option. I thought Alisaie might be better here than she was during 6.0, turns out she's even worse.
Severe levels of hyperbole here.
No exaggeration at all.
Estinien was sorely missed but Ysholta never adds anything to the group at large.
Shut up. The argument that Y'shtola is boring and contributes nothing holds literally no ground anymore with this fricking shitstain of a cast we've got in this story where no one has a personality at all, and when the best part of it is still before most of them got introduced and it revolved around her. And double so when she was the only one who actually said something useful this patch figuring out Golbez's tactics.
>when everyone is terrible, no one is particularly terrible in specific
I guess I can't argue there
>Siren has still the biggest boobs
well that makes her the best girl doesnt it?
bros a voidsent just flew over my house
>3 cat girl in dungeon group
>they are doing erp
Hot, join in anon
>4 lala dungeon run
>nonstop jumping and emoting
Join in moron, the frick are you doing.
grief them
Report them for erotic behaviour without your consent.
>Report for inapropriate adult content
>Mute
>If I get kicked report again for griefing
I'm here to save the world not date bawds. If I wanted some frick I would drop in Ala mhigo to frick Raubahn.
The very moment Zero's armor becomes available for use I'm gonna use it, it's another Reaper artifact and without the weird bare patches of skin all throughout.
>Knight in Black
>Lady in Black
of course
Is it safe to assume Golbez did something to Zodiark's tentacle before it self-annihilated after Zodiark's death?
Ate it, I'd figure. That's a colossal amount of dark aether.
>loincloth is a reward for Tataru's quest
OH SHIDD
Why did you morons think she was going to have fan art level balloon breasts when literally no other boss in the game does and we already had art of her and her breasts looking realistically big like they are for her model?
What did trannies ruin worse?
This game's community, their own lives, or their parents' lives?
https://files.catbox.moe/2etozr.ogg
Quick bros complain about the MSQ without actually using any identifying language or otherwise speaking about it as if you have the slightest fricking clue of what went on in it, all you have to go by is that Zero tips her hat and Alisaie is involved
Hiroi-apologist, you are getting to desperate.
Yes. It was bad.
Exactly.
*tips hat*
It was boring and if it is boring it means it's bad.
>It was boring and if it is boring it means it's bad.
Considering it's the guy who's going to be writing 7.0, we're going to have another narrative disaster of SB and EW combined.
After EW I don't expect much anymore.
We really shouldn't be that surprised since we already know he's a Mhigger apologist
I look forward to a whole expansion of Zero cringe and Zero kill stealing the main bad guy at the end and tipping his fedora.
Just not feeling this whole arc really, EW was...alright. SHB is still the best and I don't think it can be topped sadly. Zero isn't a very interesting character but sadly it's looking as if they're going to be part of our journey for the foreseeable future
it was boring
the fricking alliance raid story was more interesting
seethe more
that is the entire msq in this patch though
Euphrosyne: disappointing
MSQ: dogshit
Dungeon: dogshit
Trial: B+, bonus point for Hyadain and that's about it
M-MASAKA
>anamnesis updated
>all the new gear looks shit
Seems I sleep again until 6.35.
>Sloppeh
Woop, wait hang on.
...ahh this is gonna be mogstation isn't it?
No, it's the Moon fire faire costume.
No, supposedly summer event
No, it's already confirmed to be for the summer event. It's also got models for Viera and Hrothgar.
Nice.
>summer event
Fricking half a year away.
>no swimsuits
god dammit i missed out on the one from last year
Look on the bright side, you can buy it this year for $18!
If Tanaka were still in charge, he would've pulled a FFXI and made these things obtainable IG with event currency.
How would they finance their newest flop if they didn't israelite the frick out of XIV players?
By making both FFXIV and FFXI F2P and adding a cash shop
This has a shirt but it's basically a swimsuit, I saw it in Anamnesis earlier https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/playguide/db/item/739bfff1c56/
It looks like that race from Ultima Thule. Could also be Moonfire faire stuff for the power rangers thing
>finally have a toku suit for my ranger poses
Frick yeah
I am begging for someone, ANYONE to post the WAR version of Gaia's hammer.
WAR's version is unfortunately tiny. RPR's version is fricking massive.
what the actual frick? How they blow this shit up? WAR version had to be massive
I'm happy with it at that size, both of WAR's current hammers are way too large.
Jesus frick.
RPRbrehs win again
Is that a hammer for ants? Seriously, why make it so tiny for a fricking UNGA BUNGA WAR!?
It reflects what the dev team thinks of warriors
puny weapon for a puny job
what are Nymeia's mechanics like?
You can get seduced by her.
She gives you cards-status effects, if you fail them you get seduced.
I was watching a streamer do the raid and he got cards that had pyretic/freeze effects, while I got the look/look away to not get seduced cards like you mentioned. What's that all about?
what are the rewards for the new island ranks? are there more outfits or is it just mounts?
There are two new outfits in the files
Is it okay for Ceruleum to be on fire or is that an actual/natural property of the fuel? Was kinda worried they just left the ubderground spring burning. Also, why arent they mobilizing to farm the shit out of it? Are the Garlean numbers that low?
You mean the new pool we just found? When we just fixed the only transport into that area? I assume they will be doing runs to fetch more of it now that they are aware.
See
As a tank i'm supposed to do my aoe combo on targets that are 3 or more while using single target for if there are only two targets left right?
Someone told me in a dungeon that that was wrong.
Is that trure?
Look at the fricking potencies yourself and do some 3rd grade math, it's not so difficult you holotumor
why so mad?
Why so bad at math? Figure something out for yourself for once
Everyone who hates Zero plays with EN dub
Her JP voice is kino
>Her JP voice is kino
A good VA doesn't make the character's writing better.
No one gives a frick about autism power hour.
I play with JP dub and she's still a badly written character. Frick off, your waifu is a shit.
Rubicante is such a letdown after Barb
Gunbreaker, more like Funbreaker.
Why'd they animate the dumpling tear so fricking well
Graha's burgerino all over again
Next they'll say Estinien standing cross armed at the bridge in the dungeon wasted all the animation budget.
how many years has it been of seething about the animation budget while we're getting more custom animations than ever
japs have a hard on for food in vidya
look at this fricking shit
they even make diferen models when they take a bite and when jullus almost finish his dumpling.
>turn off gshade by accident
>realize how fricking ugly the base game green tint it
holy frick people experience the story like this?
It's only bad if you're used to Gshade though, I went through the game with no gshade till like SHB, the other day it wasn't running because of an update and I legit thought all my plants had died because they looked fricking colorless and withered. You'd be amazed at what your eyes can get used to anon
What green tint, change your fricking display dumbo
>he doesnt know
it is ugly but there is no green tint, fix your monitor
They should've just released Deep Dungeon, Relic and Ultimate today, it's so blatant they're just delaying that shit to prolong your subscription and people will defend this
getting you to sub twice for a month to do 2 hours of content each is more profitable than getting you to sub one month to do 4 hours of content
Or just sub with 6.35 hits?
and get spoiled on everything by you homosexuals?
>Black person lacks self control and blames everyone else
Many such cases.
*honk*
That was fast
>people think these are big boobs
lol
They are.
Coomers get the rope.
Strictly speaking they are. Are they the stonking great udders she was supposed to have? No.
I WAS PROMISED PORN OF THESE MODELS, WHERE IN THE FRICK IS IT?
>nu PLD
Doing Holy Spirit before Confiteor instead of after is fricking me up hard but I'm pretty cool with the changes. Not a lot actually changed about its basics.
>magic/physical phase fused, dots removed
>nothing changed
All you PLD tourists need to stop having an opinion
NOT THE FRICKIN' DOTS... er, single DoT... and Fight or Flight isn't just for one otherwise useless phase... uhh...
Magical phase is still your burst, hardcasting Holy Spirit after Confiteor is done is your best option iirc
why before? you can use it after confiteor and it will still be under buffs window
I fricked up and meant after Confiteor instead of before.
Don't worry. My muscle memory is still fixated on Goring Blade being a 0gcd, I need to get use to this new gcd.
Frankly, I found it to be just as shitty to play as old PLD. At least it's not WAR 3.0 for all the homosexuals who were shitting themselves over that. Now it's just a shitty midway point between old PLD and GNB.
It sucks
I need to unfrick tons of muscle memory but I like nu-PLD.
nophica is so pretty! they did a great job on her model.
zero just cant get enough of big garlean wiener
Gaia outfit in mogstation
>female locked
>one piece
>not dyeable
>female locked
don't care I'm not a troony
>one piece
>not dyeable
it's over
give it to me straight, is there enough content for a month's sub if you're not an ulti-troony?
No.
There's not enough content for a week if you're not doing Ulti
6.3 msq was so fricking kino.
>Alisaie makes big over the top animation where she recoils and gets slightly upset
>VA delivers is like she was reading her shopping list of the day
What was that about?
>character is being dramatic but didn't take any real offense
>What was that about?
You playing with EN dub
>Rowena and her tomestones unironically live rent free in WoL's mind
lol
lmao even
>people complaining about viera and hrothgars head gear
>devs can't even do gear on base races and base hairstyles that don't clip like shit
All the money is going to FFXVI, please understand
>really like Lyon hair for my highlander
>clips like ass through everything
I wish there was a shirter version without tge mullet
I'm assuming these are the new Ultimate weaps?
There's a bunch of Labyrinth and High Allagan armor recolors/upgraded textures that I assume are from PvP? Haven't checked the Wolves' den vendors yet.
Craftable weapons from Ruby Weapon trial materials
>another moron looking sword
Why am I not surprised anymore?
Show me katana please. Also that PLD weap looks like fricking shit.
>There's a bunch of Labyrinth and High Allagan armor recolors/upgraded textures that I assume are from PvP?
Oh, so they are.
>the crimson mage set is black while the royal healer set is red
alisaie is such a dumb fricking c**t. is her jap va famous or something. why does she get so much cutscene time??!?!?
She was nugraha before nugraha.
To make you seethe
kys.
The same reason Y'Shtola is as boring as dishwater and gets screentime.
Literally the opposite. Y'shtola was fun af in 6.1 so now they're gonna do their utmost to ensure she has no screentime.
She was fun in one patch, that doesn't suddenly make her a good character.
She Alisae and Zero need to get killed off already.
She was great in ShB but then fujo got scared and lobotomized her in EW, some brave soul tried to save her in 6.1 and 2 and now they did her dirty again
>some brave soul tried to save her in 6.1
Yeah, that was the new guy who's writing 7.0, and did the Lahabrea cuckoldry story, and even after that, they stated it was "out of character" for her and regrets it.
So yeah, even after 1 patch somehow "redeemed" her characterization, she was doomed to be a boring frick from the start.
>Lahabrea cuckoldry story, and even after that, they stated it was "out of character" for her and regrets it.
What?
She was left one patch to actually be able to talk, engage people beyond being an encyclopedia and advance her plotline about discovering the other shards and it was great. Ever since they've kneecapped her and now they literally don't even let her talk more than the bare minimum to say "Plot is happening!". So no frick you, Y'shtola is great and it's become obvious they're purposefully keeping her down because she'd completely upstage Zero's absolute bore of a story without even trying.
Shut up moron
Get some fricking good taste.
Alisaie is Ishikawa's pet and I wouldn't be surprised if she comes on board whenever it's about Alisaie.
How are the Rubicante weapons?
trash except mch and gnb. fire shit was taken by the gay raid previously so these thing slook like melted candy
Also the loincloth, same quest
I hate loincloth but kudos for having the item still
UUUUUOOOOOOHHHHH WOMEN IN FUNDOSHI SEEEEEEEEX
I like Alisaie so every time someone shits their pants at her existing it's hilarious to me.
kys.
How do I glam PLD like a wizard? I'm tired of heavy armor #43125
shisui bottom, uraeus coat
thats pretty good
what do you glam the sword as
Aettir. Priwen Lux.
i really wish this fricking game respected your time more
the story moments can be interesting but they're delivered in such a roundabout slow fricking fashion
every single cutscene has massively roundabout dialogue, then shows 4 shots of someones reaction, then has a character walking 4 feet take 20 seconds
FRICK
smol indie company prease understandu
i've played since ARR so its not a new thing
so much stuff could be condensed. If a cutscene ends with 'lets go back to X location and talk about it' why fricking make me teleport back there, walk to an aetheryte, teleport to an aetheryte, walk to teh quest marker, speak to someone to let me into a room, then speak to someone to trigger the cutscene?
why do i need 4 different angled shots to show aymeric walking on a rooftop, then a shot on his face smirking, then a wide shot of him pulling out a staff, then another of him putting it down, then an 8 second pause, then a shot of a dragon overhead
>i really wish this fricking game respected your time more
its a fricking mmo
You WILL do several back-to-back point A to point B quests with no worthwhile pay off and you will like it
Has any site uploaded how Rubicante weapons look like? I know their names but I cannot find pics
Any specific ones?
Do you have pics of monk and nin?
MNK looks pretty cool.
MNK looks good yeah. I am kinda iffy on the daggers but might work with certain glamours.
NIN
pics of the gunbreaker, machinist and sage weps?
GNB
I would have liked a similar model for PLD sword
Good god these look bad
DRK
>MH greatsword
kino
Thanks for the Nergigante greatsword Capcom.
GNB, PLD, DRK and WAR. Weapons that can look good even without shiny shiny effects.
PUROTTO TUISUTO
Does the patch hint on female Hrothgar? Some tease on them? ANYTHING?
Nope.
They're not going to show those before the first fanfest next summer anon.
They hinted on Viera on the 2nd alliance raid from stormblood. That's why I asked.
Nude mods for Nophica and that semen demon Nymeia when?
>WoL's strongest mental image of a data storage device is a fricking tomestone
Do we just not read?
We spend so much time collecting Tomestones for Rowena that she has cucked the concept of a book from the Warrior of Light's mind.
BLU update next patch, right bros...?
Unironically, I might unsub if the Blue Mage content is shit. I feel so tired of just about everything else.
Balls mech is still here
>light... is LE EVIIIL
The story has been shit since shadowbringers.
>academecians in hw
i thought this homie was another not smn until shb.
PLD
boring shield. THe sword is ok. Like I've said before, I would have liked more the GNB model for it instead.
sus
MCH