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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    no
    at this point i'm starting to assume you're a falseflagger

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this real?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's in the heavensturn event which is currently active so I suggest to verify it yourself anon.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finished all Pagos weapons on the main, I got 67 more frosted protean crystals to go for the alt
    Any other current Eureka enjoyers? Getting a full WAR elemental set with the weapon is amazing, you can solo anything.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have more patience than I friend. I absolutely love Eureka but I've only managed to get like 4 weapons past Pagos, that fricking light grind is atrocious.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, I found a spot to solo light farm as Warrior, I average like a light every 4 minutes, though it's finnicky.
        Once I had enough crystals and ice for the weapons, I just focused on a light farm, only doing an NM if it was close by. Because the minutes waiting for a pull could've been another light.

        Yea I did warrior first as well. It's the "get shit done" job and once you get the full elemental +2 with physeos weapon from BA you truly are god mode in there.

        God damn right, and it feels good to have good substats on the weapon. My main has 114 crit/det (after i300 sync) and 84 Tenacity for his axe. The max possible you can get for each.
        My alt has picrel, Which is basically on par to his, maybe even better cause the skill speed gives her like .02 faster GCD.

        melee dps is better in pyros/hydatos

        Martialist + Bloodbath on Warrior lets me comfortably mass pull anything to farm Like the level 63 golems that mutate during the night, farmed those a shitton.
        I do have a fully geared out monk on my main, and red mage on my alt. Alt also has a healer set but not a weapon.
        I'm thinking of getting a full Machinist set done cause I love that job and it'd be fun to be lazy ranged.
        Anyway, enough blogging, back to farming.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, and to explain what makes that axe so good see attached.
          The 84 on Ten/Det are a max possible single line roll from the smoldering crystals. There were two lines of crit to go past 114, and the skill speed was just 54.
          Theoretically a perfect weapon would've been 84 skill speed, but meh, good enough.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            you have 7 magis too right?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yep, only thing I"m missing are blitzrings, still haven't seen that nor the speed belt back in the day.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yea I did warrior first as well. It's the "get shit done" job and once you get the full elemental +2 with physeos weapon from BA you truly are god mode in there.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      melee dps is better in pyros/hydatos

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you wanna do it at a more "chilled" pace(ehehehe) you can just hop in for cassie or cassie spawn grinding to get ez light

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since this thread is going to get jannie'd anyway
    Why is everything so fricking slow and bloated in this game?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it is a fricking piece of shit of a game

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      because you touch yourself at night

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Kate bench my qt dork wife ?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She won

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry bro, she's going to get benched soon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      won the gay award loooolll

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      and now she's dying

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, her breasts aren't big enough for that

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Impossible considering how important she is to a frickload of side content

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They already released a statement that content happens at the time in which it is released. It won't cause any story issues if Krile dies in 7.0 because Eureka, for example, canonically took place in 4.whichever patch it was.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            For example, there's a sidequest where you take a dragon to visit Tiamat in Azys Lla. If she's freed from MSQ, it ignores that when you start the cutscene and pretends you're doing it at that moment in the story.
            I forget if it was the dragon in Ishgard restoration or something else.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She'd win if she changed her damn outfit once in 10 years. Even after getting a job change she's still got that fricking hoodie.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get ACT to work, it reads my location but I can't get it to parse.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Start it on the title screen, then log in.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    6.55 is SOON! ARE YOU PREPARED?
    >Up to date on MSQ?
    >Up to date on Manderville Questline?
    >Capped on Tomes?
    >Are in the rank you want in PVP for this season?
    >Up to date on Tataru's Grand Endeavour?
    >Up to date on side content like Island Sanctuary & Criterion?
    >Gathered or bought enough maps for Glam additions?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >prepared
      Bro, there's literally 8 months of big fat nothing after this, calm yourself.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's a crossover

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a 10 minutes quest and a reskinned Ifrit fight
          Wow, I'm so excited.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            so am I!
            (wish they'd make an ex trial version of it for players that drops the ifrit model as a mount. that'd be kinda spiffy)

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              For free ? Hahahaah, that's a mogstore mount I guarantee it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, for an EX trial version of the fight.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                At least you're optimistic. It's still going to the mogstore though.

                Why are Y'shtolagays like this?

                Y'Shtola gays are basically the most normie players you can find since Y'Shtola is basically the primary waifu bait material for this game. Is it a surprise that ~~*they're*~~ breaking the bucks with cuckery ?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >At least you're optimistic.
                Well, of course. No hint at all that there will be an EX version of the Ifrit fight in the first place.
                I just hope/wish it were so.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        its actually 18 months

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >18 months
          Did they announce they're delaying it already ? Small indie companies ffs, amirite ?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And in total, 2 hours of content.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      is the next pvp series going to start in 6.55 or nah?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        no.
        7.0

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yes
      >yes
      >yes
      >no
      >no
      >no
      >no

      i also have no friends and haven't logged in for 4 months.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna do more island sanctuary stuff so I can get materia to pentameld my gathering set for the new big fish. Idk if my mind is prepared enough to handle the despair again.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Thanks man

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what was it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was thanking

        Start it on the title screen, then log in.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you keep spamming this? She can't reincarnate 12 fricking years before she even died.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reincarnation works however the plot wants it to work

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        see
        [...]

        Well it's a good thing the mechanics of the Lifestream are pretty well fleshed out and they don't involve souls traveling back in time so that two copies of the same soul exist at the same time.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and they don't involve souls traveling back in time so that two copies of the same soul exist at the same time.
          You didn't do the Panda raid did you?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I did, and I'm sure I understood it better than you did. Please explain your meaning, I want to hear this insane cope.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm sure I understood it better than you did
              Explain that shit then. Starting with how Athena pulled off the shit she did, how Lahabrea sundered himself and put himself together, and how the WoL can travel to the past where he and Azem exist at the same time

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Starting with how Athena pulled off the shit she did
                She stored her memories in the Heart of Sabik and then used Claudien's body as a puppet, this was pretty clearly explained. It's basically the same thing Shatotto did with Lalai.
                >how Lahabrea sundered himself and put himself together
                He pulled a piece of his soul off and stuck it inside a soul crystal, then he smashed the soul crystal to absorb the piece again. This was also pretty clearly explained.
                >and how the WoL can travel to the past where he and Azem exist at the same time
                Time travel supplied by the Tycoon, and not any natural function of the Lifestream or reincarnation.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                How does storing your memories bring you back to life when you're supposed to be sundered?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't bring you back to life. Athena's memories and all her drive were inside the Heart of Sabik, and then they latched onto Claudien in order to have a physical body to manifest with. Again you see this play out in the BLM questline with Shatotto. Shatotto is 100% dead, but the copy of her stored memories are thorough enough that they can latch on, assert dominance, and have the whole personality of the original person in tact. Auracites also have reality bending powers on top of that.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Solution 9 is a mandervillian civilization

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the manderville questline doesn't say what happened to Godbert's friend when they crash landed, that could be it lol.
      But it seems like they only landed not that long ago.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how deepest lore-y the hildi questline is getting.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I skip every shittibrand cutscene and every instance of shittibrand dialogue.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I skip all Hildibrand cutscenes.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >female makes XIV video
    >eyes glazed over, drooling, openly talking about how she wants the male characters to breed every hole she has
    >this is ok
    I don't get it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i saw one earlier that was a bunch of thumbnails of women doing 'jak faces, was weird

      How much Eureka grinding am I in for if I only want the elemental armor +2?

      you can bang it all out in like 2 weeks or less tbh, less if you have someone carrying you

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much Eureka grinding am I in for if I only want the elemental armor +2?

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 hours

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with Hrothgals

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shape of the upper lip is not the same, can't be her sorry. She hella dead

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Y'shtolagays like this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking it's Y'shtolagays who push the Runar shit
      I know you're being an intentional moron, but another anon put this better than I ever could:

      >No dude, you don't get it, I know Y'shtola has plans for the future where she explores the universe. I know she has a brilliant career of research and discoveries that make people's lifes better. I know she loves her life as a Scion. I know if she had stayed behind she'd have died shortly after. I know if she does stay after she'll still lose everyone else in her life as the shard time disparity makes everyone in the other shard age. I know staying with the Night's Blessed all that awaits her is a life of religious hermitage in a dark forest for a religion she doesn't believe in.
      >But don't you get it? He offered her a FLOWER. She's not human anymore, she doesn't get to have an opinion, she owes him sex and marriage. No, it doesn't matter that she rejected it, didn't you hear? She's not human. She's a possession.
      >And if we ever catch her teasing WoL in a cutscene ever again, I'll get my whole shipping community website and we will stone her to death and declare jihad on all Y'shtolagays who ever dared press the flirty option.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thinking it's Y'shtolagays who push the Runar shit
        No I was pointing out how this moron probably you goes into other threads and talks about how people disagree with his pairing and then wishes harm on people for making NTR doujins.
        >but another anon put this better than I ever could:
        Nobody has ever said Y'shtola "owes" Runar sex because he offered a flower. It's always been about how she acts visibly affectionate toward him and how she wants so badly to see him again that she wants to smash the laws of reality.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and how she wants so badly to see him again
          That's not her stated reason for revisiting the First and other shards and you know that full well, homosexual.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The first time she brings it up as her goal is when she's telling him that she'll come back and visit, and she brought up that same "promise" again one or two patches ago. Gonna burn down my house now you psycho, or just write another essay?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd burn down your house solely because you're being a homosexual furry, nothing to do with inter-NPC relationships.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              She has not mentioned that blue sparkledog's name once since Shadowbringers.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >acts visibly affectionate toward him
          She treats him like a moronic little brother, and the game even points that out. She is affectionate to him, but not in a romantic way.
          >wants so badly to see him again that she wants to smash the laws of reality.
          It's more the Night's Blessed in general, because they're effectively a second family for her. She does want to see him again because she spent years with that group as their leader and regarding them as family. More importantly
          >wow I can't believe this character, whose single defining trait is that she's a curious scholar that refuses to accept that something is "impossible" and will dedicate herself to finding an answer because it's her drive in life, wants to solve this dilemma that's supposedly impossible she must secretly want to frick that guy she turned down as directly as Magnai
          People that think there's shipping there are actually just deranged. The game is allergic to implying npcs that have any relation to the player are romantically involved with each other. They refused to confirm it with Aymeric and Lucia, they refused to confirm it with Hien and Cirina, and they'll continue to never confirm it with anybody else because they want to leave it open-ended for the player (and because the game's not about shipping random NPCs together).

          Like, for frick's sake, when Hydaelyn was extolling everybody's virtues, she got to Y'shtola and basically said
          >lmao you like books and really like answering questions
          because that's all she has. How are morons still not understanding her motivation?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >She treats him like a moronic little brother, and the game even points that out.
            You're referring to the dialogue box where it says she looked at Runar the same way she looked at Lyse, and ignoring the part where the dialogue box was in reference to her wearing that expression toward WoL. So I guess she just sees WoL like a moronic little brother.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              The classic
              >w-well if I can't have my ship, you can't have her either!
              response.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you just read an entirely different post or what?
                >troonykrigg court
                lol

                I'll explain you nice and clear. Y'Shtola sees WoL as a Aryan God of War with a giant 30 inch dick made of pure gold and rubies and wants to be bred by him. Runar is literally a stray kitten. Makes sense ?

                >Y'Shtola sees WoL as a Aryan God of War with a giant 30 inch dick made of pure gold and rubies and wants to be bred by him.
                Source?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'll explain you nice and clear. Y'Shtola sees WoL as a Aryan God of War with a giant 30 inch dick made of pure gold and rubies and wants to be bred by him. Runar is literally a stray kitten. Makes sense ?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >So I guess she just sees WoL like a moronic little brother.
              Yeah, probably.
              I'm not arguing in favor of her being romantically interested in the WoL, which they'll never confirm, either. I'm arguing against the derangement that she's romantically interested in Runar, when she's clearly not.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >which they'll never confirm
                They don't need to. Any woman that ever acted towards me like Y'Shtola acts towards WoL, I've fricked. Simple as.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Delusional Yshtolagay still thinks Y'shtola has any interest in Wol

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        y'shtolaxrunargays barely exist
        they're just spiteful twitterites who want to prod and annoy "straggots"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >burned down the house of the guy who drew a Rem NTR doujin
      what?

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw the Scions get pushed to the side only to be replaced with reborn versions of the Ancients that were closest to Azem

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, a reborn Ancient wouldn't suddenly become 20 years old.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        see

        Reincarnation works however the plot wants it to work

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What ? Look here

        https://i.imgur.com/GOZDh49.jpg

        Well Ganker ? Are you ready to apologize and admit that we're SO FRICKING BACK BABY !

        she's around 12-13. Add a timeskip of 3-5 years and it's A OKAY.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANNA FRICK KRILE SO FRICKING BAD I WANNA GRAB HER LIKE AN ONAHOLE AND PUMP HER TIGHT LITTLE PUSSY OVER AND OVER AGAIN I WANT HER TO GET PREGNANT AND HAVE MY KIDS I WANNA MARRY HER AND RAISE A FAMILY WITH HER UNTIL WE BOTH HAPPILY GROW OLD TOGETHER

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this another episode of Y'Shtola wants to frick the incel hroth that's totally me ?

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    thinking of some pieces that two dye channels will make way better.....

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anything that either doesn't let you or only let's you dye the metal portions.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        exactly
        stuff that lets you dye only one part, say an undershirt or jacket on a piece that has a shirt
        or a jacket around the waist with a short underneath it
        or a hood with a mask that only lets you dye the hood or the mask
        or armor with crystals or other effects on them that only allows you to dye the armor

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek it's been half a decade and people are still getting riled up over Runar, it's hilarious

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oh shit I got btfo'd
      >better pretend I was just pretending
      have a nice day, furry.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks I'm samegayging
        I don't give a shit about Yshtola or Runar or any of it, I just find people spinning their wheels over shit that happened that long ago up until the present day fricking hilarious.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          god that squid is butters af senpai

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Shitolagay is legitimately insane, he can't help it.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it really necessary to focus on alisaes ass in every trailer

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I noticed that too. But yes, yes it is.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely is. Make babies with the cute elezen tomboy.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      Bratisaie needs WoL correction.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yea

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      WoL's wife's ass is very important.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is it really necessary to focus on alisaes ass in every trailer

      She is Yoshida's waifu so yes

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Yoship was into Tataru

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y'know all they have to do to bring back Venat and other Ancients, is by making some deus ex shit happen where something creates a new timeline in the past. Like some dimensional entity destroys Meteion/Endsinger in the past, so now you travel to this new timeline and get to see more of the Unsundered world.
    In the end, you save the world from this new threat, and Ancients learn a lesson and no longer will go on a path of self-destruction.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even. All ancients besides Venat can already reincarnate. And Venat is literally 2 lines of dialogue away from doing it as well.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And Venat is literally 2 lines of dialogue away from doing it as well.
        I will suck Hiroi's greasy little dick forever if he makes it happen.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not all ancients, only those who were unsundered and those who were sacrificed to summon Zodiark. All the other sundered ancients are still sundered and not whole.
        I mean yeah their sundered soul fragments can be reborn, but it's not the same as their complete unsundered soul being reborn.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the second 14 becomes unpopular they will crack the emergency glass that is G'raha's timeline and the world once the shards are rejoined.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 100% that their first emergency button is going to be the Hingashi expansion. All Japanese games that have the option still available push the Japanwank button first when they're having trouble.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hingashi expansion
          What would that do different than the far east parts in stormblood ? It would be far too samey.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doma is like Japan-laced China and the Steppe is lizard Mongolia. Only Kugane is authentic straight on Japan, so they have room to go even more Jap than they ever have before when letting you out into the rest of Hingashi.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Question still remains, we've fricked around in Kugane a lot so what would they do to make it feel new ?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pull from other parts of Japan and their folklore and history, of course. Kugane is basically just imperial Kyoto.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yep. I thought Mount Rokkon was gonna be the Mt. Fuji that we see on the map, but it was still on the far west of the island.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Mt. Fuji is called Daitenzan.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wanna see it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahem ahem
      >Crystal of Azem has Hydaelyn remnants from her magicks that can be extracted to reconstitute her
      >Argos is made of Venat's aether and can be used as a template to recall/reconstruct her.
      >We find some kind of MacGuffin, if not the Crystal of Azem itself, that can recall all of the errant minuscule particles of herself back together.
      It's all bullshit, but it'd be such easy bullshit to make happen.
      Here's a more bittersweet one
      >Eorzeans, or some group of them decide for some reason (a great emergency, a desire to call out, etc.) to reach out to Hydaelyn. Except what they end up doing is summoning a Primal in her image. It's not her, but just some facsimile driven by the will and desires of those who summoned her.
      >WoL needs to put her down.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you play as a hroth dude the NTR undertones of Rugar must be so funny, haha...

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So who are the not-Alagans going to be?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      how would you feel if the arcadion was final fantasy versions of popular video game characters

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's paramount that you shtolabros don't keep falling for runarhomosexuals
    they're just shitposters

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    FFXIV is good because e-girlgays have krile and tataru. Hebegays have Alisae. Hagchads have Y'shtola. Mommygays have Venat. Ojisangays have Emet. gaygays have Graha and Fujos have Estinien x every male he looks at for two seconds.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gothgays have Gaia and Zero, Mommygays (Insane) have Athena, Daughterugays have Ryne, Bimbogays have Minfilia and Lyse.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he called my qt dork wives bimbos
        Take that back, butthole.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're amazing bimbos thoughever.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Minfilia was my WoL's personal confidant back in 2.0 & 2.X
          dies
          >My WoL grows an appreciation and gains close friendship with Ysale
          dies
          >My WoL's first mentor was Papalymo
          dies
          >Goes on beach vacation / liberation front with Lyse & Alisae, growing fond of both
          Lyse is closed off to be a Nation leader and Alisae gets spirit warped to the First
          >Deals with continuous depression reveals about the World and himself from both Shadowbringers & Endwalker

          My WoL needs this vacation to the West to go well BADLY

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >e-girlchads
      >tataru and krile
      no, its khloe and t'kebbe

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they show us fake Venat symbolism cutscenes in EW?

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    when the frick do preorders go live goddammit

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to marry Fordola

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should stand on your two legs and tell her, anon.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any news on the DRG rework? I want more jumps but I doubt it'll be more jump-focused

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      we won't know until later, no.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll probably add the pvp jump, giving temporary invul from non-raidwide aoes and big damage once he falls down, it really fits drg.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They'll probably add the pvp jump
        would love it. it really does fit the fantasy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds terrible, really breaks the flow of PvE. The jobs rotation is fine but all of the other skills at this point don't have a lot of continuity and the whole burst window not only feels flat but is annoying to even trigger through the relationship between high jump and geirskogul.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're genuinely moronic if you think that will ever happen.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah it just means that he doesnt raid
          It genuinely fits the class fantasy but XIV raid design isnt built for that kind of interaction

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quick, you have until level 100 to make your preferred job interesting. How do you do it?

      >New Ability that consumes all Kenki and generates 1 Sen per 25 Kenki consumed
      >New Ability that consumes 1 Meditation to produce a smaller Shoha with no cooldown
      >New Weaponskill that consumes 3 Sen, 3 Meditation, and 100 Kenki for an extremely powerful charged attack
      >Third Eye now generates a Sen when used to mitigate an attack
      >Kaeshi: Higanbana generates a separate Kaeshi: Higabana DoT in addition to the original Higanbana DoT
      You could fit all of this in 10 levels easily

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        More elemental stuff for WHM pls

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It now plays like God Hand

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >All of this gay shit for SAM
        just give it another iaijustu.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >PLD
        >cover upgrade to immediately move to party member when cast
        >Raise
        >atonement continuation
        >holy spirit upgrade
        just give me this in DT and I'll be happy

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >paladin
          take clemency off the gcd
          now we're cooking

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Give every job the cool unique stuff they now have in PvP.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        MCH
        my only wish is to have a gun-arm like Barret

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are probably toning down the offgcds considering the biggest complain from JP is how many offgcds you have to sandwich in compared to pretty much any other job in the game.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So does Azem have future-sight? How did he know about the "star" that would meet Themis?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So does Azem have future-sight?
      Yes, Themis tells you that when you meet him before Pandaemonium. Azem is a prophet who frequently mumbles prophecies under his breath.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw Azem turns out to be like pic related

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So did EW pretty much confirm that Lahabrea's soul was essentially destroyed when Thordan ate it?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, hes fricked. Never was able to return to the lifestream. He's gone gone.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they established that precedent with the Sahagin priest getting eaten by Leviathan so I never understood the cope about him living. A primal turns all aether it consumes into part of itself.
      If they wanted a kino fight for Pandaemonium though they should have had Athena pull out a Thordan-stained Lahabrea from the Lifestream.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        After Snakeman I never want to see anything Lahabrea related again, frick that shit

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to see his actual transformation and not the Resident Evil corrupted form.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda unfair he's gone emet and hyltho can legit show up in any of the future expansions reincarnated

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        emet, hythlo and elidibus are fujobait
        venat is a woman (not fujobait) and lahabrea is an actual man with a wife (not fujobait)
        therefore they get to stay dead

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Venatgays still in denial about her being completely gone from existence

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Venat returned to the life stream though

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, her soul was transformed into pure aether that Hydaelyn burned up like gasoline in the fight against us.
        Hydaelyn herself fricking said this in the game. What is wrong with you people?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, venatbrother. she did not

        >Venatgays still in denial about her being completely gone from existence

        go back to trying to bait yshtolafriends

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Venatgays are annoying but you're crazy if you think they're actually going to commit to Venat being permadead and unreincarnatable.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still the undisputed best song in the game.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really like the Orchestral arrangement version.

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no, Venatbros

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of this matters when the WoL can just go back in time and frick Venat whenever they please

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      we know

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >soon to be non-canon
      Feels good to be winning Venatbros

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you a falseflagger?
        like holy shit they haven't overturned any death other than zenos' (which is because he has echo bullshit), emet's (because he's fujo favorite) and elidibus' (same)
        ysayle, moenbryda, haurchefant, lahabrea, asahi, fandaniel, yotsuyu, minfilia, papalymo, all dead.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >believing anything flip flop Yoshi-P says
      >company literally releases an official cover with Venat in the aetherial sea along the others
      > Lodestone story is literally referring to said cover

      I swear you people get more moronic by the day

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Hermes will eventually escape from Asahi's hell hotel to reincarnate into a new person who will once again find a way to try to (almost) destroy the world

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's the planet's immune system. He shows up to frick up society when it gets too decadent.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hermes is still sundered. The piece of him that was Amon can be reborn, but it will not retain any memories since those were gifted to him vial the Hermes soul crystal.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amon was a piece of shit before he got Hermes's memories. In the same way that Azem's shards tend to be heroes due to his nature; Hermes is such a failure that his shards (from what we have seen) share his nature.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Amon was a piece of shit before he got Hermes's memories
          Nice headcanon. We know nothing of Amon before he became Fandaniel.

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they look so shit holy frick what was square thinking

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's hilarious, it's not like the male lions were made particularly attractive, to think the female ones wouldn't also be 90% furry uggos was delusional.

        People honestly thought that they would make models that look like they belong in a korean mmo.

        Yoshi hates the nsfw gpose community and there was no chance in hell he would give them any fodder intentionally.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The furgays wish they were even uglier

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's hilarious, it's not like the male lions were made particularly attractive, to think the female ones wouldn't also be 90% furry uggos was delusional.

        People honestly thought that they would make models that look like they belong in a korean mmo.

        Yoshi hates the nsfw gpose community and there was no chance in hell he would give them any fodder intentionally.

        They look good to me. 🙂

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what was square thinking
        probably
        >they are modding them anyway, why bother

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that why they never bother fixing the hats? Because there's a mod that's updated within an hour of new equipment being added to the game that does exactly that?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're furry, they are repulsive no matter what so who cares

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          These look pretty bad. Looks like someone wearing make up and prosthetics like the fricking live action Grinch.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Anon is upset that don't have his pet cat's head so he can jerk off to Ms. Whiskers

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              ah well, female hrothgar look pretty good to most people who aren't gigafurgays

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                People are going to turn on them once they realize how out of place they look compared to the males and that one face is going to be played more than the others. Just watch.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will still like them.
                >that one face is going to be played more than the others.
                Doesn't that speak for itself then?

                So many many complaints, abloobloo the muzzles are too short, god I hate furgays, never happy, they look like they belong in a zoo like you wanted

                They wanted their gayass Charr who are basically identical between male and female. Because furgays are gay like that.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                So many many complaints, abloobloo the muzzles are too short, god I hate furgays, never happy, they look like they belong in a zoo like you wanted

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those are legit doe. Why is a big cat people race looking like fricking housecats?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why don't they look like my actual cat

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They don't, they look like cheetah at worst, both males and females look like they belong in the same specie, you just hate gender dimorphism because you're a gay

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      swat cats is probably better

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When does 6.55 drop? I have some free time for the next week or two depending on schedules I'm thinking of resubbing and playing till irl gets in the way again.

    Stopped playing after blazing through from msq start to EW's end in 3 months and didn't touch post-EW. The last thing I did was start Eureka Pagos to work toward the DRG relic. So I'd ideally wanna finish patch content and get the dragoon stuff.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When does 6.55 drop?
      16th

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >venat and the ancients are dead foreverever!!!!
    >oh wait nvm here's her as a e-girl
    I don't like how the story is turning into DBZ.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not actually her
      she died this year in the story, how can she be back as a young child?
      it's probably just a cute little nod at her. it's also a throwaway npc in a seasonal sidequest. importance: nihil.

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yoshi-P is already hinting at wanting to do another ARR after 7.0 where everything is rebooted.
    What would you want to see in a reboot?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      reboot in what way? story?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they were to ever do a reboot it would have been after Endwalker, it makes no sense to do one after the beach episode

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't hint at that, he did say he was thinking of making 6.1 a new starting point, which the game needs, but it's not a good one.

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fandaniel? I'm not a fan.

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 New cities
    >4 New field areas
    >New housing area
    >2 New jobs
    >Level cap raised to 100
    >4 new dungeons
    >2 new trials
    wow guys im so excited to come back

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fusion of island and firmament
      >evolution of eureka content
      >both explicitly stated to be designed with a focus on playing with others
      This is enough for me to come back alone.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        hope cosmic exploration is halfway decent compared to IS

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It aint gonna take much to be better than IS.
          If it's ANYTHING like Diadem gathering/crafting shit, it's gonna be top tier. There better be leaderboards too.

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    btw i want the fricking benchmark now!!!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      will the benchmark have the graphical changes? looking forward to looking at the armor up close.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        considering it'd be 7.0, I would assume so.
        don't recall if it'd have femhroth though. i don't actually remember the previous benchmarks in terms of available races lmao

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure it will. You could play with male viera in it.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, that I just didn't remember.
            Then it would include FemHroth.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >play
            you mean watch a cutscene with your character

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              true
              at least it has the customization

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry I meant play with the options.

                the EW one was really fun. too bad the zenos kick never made it to live

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sorry I meant play with the options.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'd imagine so. I just wanna know If I really need to upgrade

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw we still have to wait more years for old areas and npcs to get updated to new graphics

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly hope to take screenshots of my HD WoL next to SD characters. It'll be funny. Let's all go stand near Hien.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Let's all go stand near Hien.
        pfft
        or varis

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      racial gear is confirmed to be getting an update first-thing (already shown off in keynote) so i would assume EW, DT, and ARR are first in line

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >racial gear is confirmed to be getting an update first-thing
        The stuff you wear for five minutes then never again?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          the stuff that debuted in 1.X and ARR, use yer head

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Smallclothes in 1.0 (there was actually slot for underclothes, and the higher tier one gave you 1 more defense), starter gear in ARR.
            Man, the memories.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wait more years
      more like a few months?
      they're doing that in 7.x
      presumably, they'll start with ARR and EW (because DT obviously doesn't need any updating), then move on to HW and ShB, and then close it off with SB. Just like with duty support.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        DT isn't coming put for 15 months bud

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh yes of course
          how negligent of me

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i don't get the meme, pls explain

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's over... yawnfail isn't releasing for two thousand and twenty four months...... spawnnail is never gonna arrive.....

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              who let this hobo in?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt itll be one per patch
        it'll mostly likely be 2 patch per, considering all the content they're trying to do

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the update would be universal.
      What, are we gonna have these new shiny plastic dolls interacting with the old clay models in any cutscene that isn't exclusively made up of 7.0 characters? Not to mention reused assets from earlier in the game.
      I swear, I expect very little from this game these days and I'm still consistently disappointed by their implementation of new "features".

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its not
        Its in phases like how duty support was; with DT obviously being priority and i think endwalker content as well

        its pretty much going to be as jarring as the fancy ass endwalker gear next to the arr potato sack peasant npcs

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is fricking embarrassing.
          So, right out the gate, what is updated for these new graphics? Just the player character models, stuff that shows up in the 7.0 MSQ and then literally everything else is "when it's ready"?
          Holy frick.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            2.x, 6.x, and 7.x at launch. Hw~ShB will be 1 each in the following patches.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >be new player
              >start playing the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV with an expanded free trial that includes the Heavensward expansion
              >get through the slog that is ARR and its patches, things mostly fine here
              >step into Ishgard excited to see a new zone for the first time in 60 fricking hours or so
              >textures, lighting and geometry of everyone and everything a literal decade behind everything I just played
              >mfw

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                kek, it'll be like that for a little bit yeah

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its not
        Its in phases like how duty support was; with DT obviously being priority and i think endwalker content as well

        its pretty much going to be as jarring as the fancy ass endwalker gear next to the arr potato sack peasant npcs

        With my endless knowledge of 3D and game art (lol, lmao), I'll chime in.

        Come 7.0, they're switching over to PBR shaders. The sensible part of me would assume that this is a global change. As such, every material in the game, applied to every mesh or particle system in the world will adhere to that. It's not just something you wanna halfway do. In that sense, I expect everything to change come 7.0. The metallicness and roughness attributes should be reflected even in gear that isn't yet manually touched.
        Same goes for lighting and foliage. The lighting quality and points are probably being improved globally simultaneously. Same for weather effects.
        The things that will take longer than that? The textures for custom NPCs from expansions that aren't yet being touched up. Think of The Exarch, think of Hien, think of Yotsuyu, think of some boss in Doma Castle or Shisui. Presumably, the new way materials are rendered, the ambient occlusion, the lighting and all that will be present, but the manual touch will not. Uprezzed textures, manual fidgeting and fricking around with shader values, and possibly adding extra edge loops/polys (for humanoid NPC faces)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he sensible part of me would assume that this is a global change. As such, every material in the game, applied to every mesh or particle system in the world will adhere to that. It's not just something you wanna halfway do

          They can though; the graphics update is optional and you can toggle it on or off; keep in mind ps4 will still look the same as well

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They can though; the graphics update is optional and you can toggle it on or off;
            I don't think so? Toggling it off probably means lower res textures, shadow quality, AOE, etc.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, it was in a famitsu interview
              they're keeping the old look as an option for toasters; if anything you'd probably have to restart the game to switch

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did they clarify that that includes material rendering?
                You can have less demanding ways for PBR rendering, but turning it off and switching to the old system of calculating shaders just seems goofy.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think they went in depth of how they're implementing it so who knows

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wish they would just be a little more clear about it.

                >Graphical Update is the new excuse for half-assed content
                So wholesome, thank you Yoshi-p o/

                Did you miss FanFest?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I figured they were keeping the old graphics so they wouldn't have to end service for ps4 lmao

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well yeah that too but, it only makes sense if they're keeping it for ps4 then it'll also be an option for other systems

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They aren't just upgrading textures and effects, they are also revamping how the zones look, as in adding features, objects, the works. They stated they were working from the ends inward so presumably that means ARR and Endwalker get touched up first, then HW and ShB, then finally SB.

          Now they haven't actually shown anything on this since the first reveal but I think we can get a good idea on how it'll look by peeking at the new zones and how much they have going on.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They aren't just upgrading textures and effects, they are also revamping how the zones look, as in adding features, objects, the works.
            I know, but I gave a general suggestion of how it'd be handled. Not actually sure how far they'll go with scattering more clutter throughout older zones. Would be really good if they did (that Thavnair example was good), but we'll have to see.
            Mostly, I'm just saying that if my knowledge amounts to anything, there will be some noticeable differents in area of the game. Just that not every area will have the same amount of manual love and care put into it. Improved lighting quality, PBR shaders, global weather effects, foliage, etc. are just examples of what I mean there.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry bro. By the end of 2026 Hien will have more than 8 pixels.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Graphical Update is the new excuse for half-assed content
      So wholesome, thank you Yoshi-p o/

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      90% of NPCs use the character creator and will automatically be better looking.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      surely in next expansion they'll make hats wearable by everyone, right? haha
      I'm sure they'll update graphics for old areas right after it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope they never get hats, this is what you deserve for making everyone else wait for the character creator upgrade.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >character creator upgrade.
          never coming

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          noooooo but they promised and this one worker was staying after work to make the glasses possible!
          they going to deliver hats this time for sure! it's on their priority list!!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        viera ears take up way too much real estate to make hats viable, and they're not gonna put extra work into make custom meshes for one race

        hrothgar should get them though, hats fit fine on them; helmets maybe not

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          but they promised! they said it will come! trust yoshipiss!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Trust me m8, as someone who makes mods and actively tries to make headgear with viera in mind, its the biggest pain in the ass and most types of head wear straight up dont make sense for a viera's head shape due to the ears; especially since there's different types of ears different surface areas

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't see the problem with just letting the ears clip and pretending there are holes in the helmet for them. This seems like it would work fine for 90% of headwear that doesn't have some crazy extra stuff hanging off the top that would double clip.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah you can but, it kinda looks stupid for a lot of pieces

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        they said they were working on it

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were "working on" egi glamours 8 years ago too

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sure they'll deliver in 2036!

            If you don't wanna believe, that's fine by me.
            I'm just saying that's what they said.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              What they say is no better than what they don't say, it means nothing and never has

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eh. Then keep being mad until it's changed I guess.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure they'll deliver in 2036!

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony game

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    After the events of Endwalker, aren't a ton of 14/14 unsundered souls now back in the Lifestream? Doesn't this mean people are now having superhuman babies with creation magic powers?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't work that way. people who are born in the source and the reflections get their respective portion of soul. they don't get rejoined

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this is BRD

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's ninja

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello fellow zeevies.... I can't believe our troontal transtasy 41% expansion snailtrail isn't releasing for another 27 months..... it's over..

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shitposts
      >but posts breasts
      you're cool. don't come to school tomorrow

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ooshima's Ryne and Gaia drawings are the reason I still like this game.
        They remind me of better times, when we were still allowed to hang around cute girls instead of a furry voiced by a troony, a potato israeliteess and about a dozen different shirtless elf men.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, but after hearing that hrothgar in JP I stopped caring
          my brain will replace his voice

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mizuryu kei spends all his time playing FFXIV
          >doesn't draw any doujins
          why

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's a terrible artist and one-trick pony anyways.
            It would be a net gain if he did only because this game is so starved for non-OC content, but it's not a big loss that he doesn't either.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              its a desert here dude.
              there's only those doujins with gaia and ryna and thats it.
              and that was like 3 years ago

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        parting nophica's breasts and busting a load onto her chest and neck

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          But that's necrophilia.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            did you skip the cutscene? if you pray enough, you get your own Nophica.
            It's the succubus fantasy, but without all the downsides

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Creating a Primal
              Yeah that'll fricking go well.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You DID skip. They aren't primals

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They weren't, but they're dead now. Praying and wishing for Nophica to come back will create a Primal.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                they are more akin to auspices
                not primals

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Auspices require a living thing to coalesce around, like an animal.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                akin to, not like to

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nophica can coalesce around my fricking DICK.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, but we can summon primals without the brainwashing part now, if you forgot.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then why not just summon a Garuda/Shiva/Tsukiyomi harem at that point?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because we were talking about Nophica. The others are for later.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're not PRIMALS but they're still creations and they still absorb human faith, or they would if there weren't a super-special fudgy machine in the Omphalos that redirected that faith back into the planet (but the Twelve still change according to human whimsy)

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They're not PRIMALS
                thank you
                I can go back to my prayers now.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >go to save big tiddy nophica pic
                >already have it
                I love you, past-me.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                how the frick does it alert you to that

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >(1)

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                only if it's the same filename

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        what do I need to play the sound along with the vid?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          a brain

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            was expecting to be spoonfed. but if there isn't an actual extension or script that autoplays the namefile, then, frick your webms

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              there is

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long will it take me to get through 6.x patch content? I basically haven't done anything 6.1 onwards
    This is so I know how early I should re-sub so I can flow from 6.x patch content nicely into 7.0

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably about 60-ish hours of actual story and maybe 120 or so hours to touch all of the content, but if you want to complete everything, it's going to take you months because of time gates. They aren't particularly egregious, but you do have Custom Deliveries, three Beast Tribes, and Island Sanctuary. If you don't care about that, if you consistently play for about a month, you'll probably catch up through 6.5 and have completed all of Pandemonium and Myths of the Realm on Normal.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks. I'm the type that will do the time gated content so I guess I'll give myself 3 or 4 months lead time to account for that.
        It won't be a problem if those things bleed a bit into 7.0 because I don't expect to rush through the DT story anyway so I doubt I'll have access to the DT side content that soon

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You'll have chewed through the vast majority of EW content if you just play regularly anyways. DT is so long away that if you just give yourself about 2 months, the stragglers can just bleed into DT's post-MSQ void.

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theres no point in getting excited or attached any more. She's just gonna get killed benched just like every cute/hot expansion girl.
    I want to call it fujo pandering, and it is, but it's because the title expansion girl usually plays a VERY big role in the story and so it's somewhat justified to leave them behind for the next expansion. Of course the exarch was also an important title character in shb and that didn't stop them from butchering his character like kebab and shoving him into EW as The Adoring Fan, so maybe I'm giving them too much credit.

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you ready for the 8 minute cutscene that plays during Eden Ultimate?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      8 minutes? I watched the 20+ min version titles Girlfriends4Ever

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      8 minutes? I watched the 20+ min version titles Girlfriends4Ever

      They're the WoL's concubines thoughever.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it'll be 8 minutes of the two of them tribbing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah anyone doing ultimates already doesn't care about their time.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't do ultimates but I will watch it on Youtube. Repeatedly.

  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really was mean to introduce everyone's patron gods then kill them off permanently like that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      but the fanart will never stop coming

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly didn't know any of them except for Halone, and I do pay attention to cutscenes. A lot of those names are just easily forgotten.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except Oschon is still walking around, which is really fricking dumb.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a pretty boy, of course he is.

  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >male roes are homosexuals
      >female roes are futa trannies
      >male hroths are homosexuals
      >female hroths are going to be futa trannies
      how do they reproduce?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        femhroths reproduce with hyur men

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You hear that? That wet slapping noise at an almost machine-gun pace? Yup, sounds like hroth pussy slamming down to the hilt on rock-hard hyur wiener.

          Uhhh... based?????

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        cum

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Female viera
        For hyur men
        >Male viera
        For hyur men
        >Female miqo'te
        For hyur men
        >Male miqo'te
        For hyur men
        >Female au ra
        For hyur men
        >Female roe
        For hyur men
        >Female hroth
        For hyur men
        >Female elezen
        For hyur men

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          whats with all the homosexual shit

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hyur men are homosexuals.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Simply the rules as stipulated by the lore and meteor.
            Can't beat the Hyur wiener.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You already had me at female viera

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I remember you from SHB launch bwo, I KNEEL.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        only the NPCs get to reproduce
        players are the last of their bloodline

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          true especially highlander male players irl

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, you sound pretty obsessed with dick.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yea and??????

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing, carry on. I'm fine with gays as long as they're honest.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is G'raha jealous or does he join in?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              he's too innocent

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I WILL find the village of male viera in tural and subjugate them thoroughly. I wish any female WoL similar luck in their endeavors.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            this makes me want to go back to viera. i swapped to cat because i got sick of no hats. Do I do it bros

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              cats are good too, I couldn't ever go back from being a viera though

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just ended up making an alt.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I did make an alt, to test my theory of how people treat sprouts while pretending to be completely new to the game (aka any% grooming speedrun) but I got through arr and its just such a fricking slog the whole time. It's not fun in the slightest.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You hear that? That wet slapping noise at an almost machine-gun pace? Yup, sounds like hroth pussy slamming down to the hilt on rock-hard hyur wiener.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wanna frick that bird

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        take it easy man

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No.

  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    can i unga bunga through eden ultimates yet with a group of fellow tards of do i have to wait till next xpac to get those mounts

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you cannot unga bunga moron mode through any ultimate if your entire group is doing it. there are also no mounts in ultimate. if you meant savage, yeah probably.

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile, in canon.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hate how you can't make a midlander nearly as handsome in the game

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meanwhile, in canon.

          I am convinced the game devs purposely made the player character options all ugly and npc-looking because they don't want any players actually looking like a FF protagonist.

          Even the XI presets were actually good looking and fit in with FF, while the XIV player models all look like off-brand rejects no matter what you do.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most of that has to do with how shit hair options and animations are.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, it's the faces, which are ALL fricked, every single one of them is ugly and every player has to cope with the one least ugly option every race has.

              I have yet to see a FFXI player character that didn't look like a secondary NPC that dies at the end of a plot arc.

              The XI characters look like old school FF protags, they are classically and fantastically good looking and way above XIV's models

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok, now show an ingame screeshot of a good looking hume

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Easy.
                Now claim this isn't good looking to not have to admit you were wrong, and proceed to not post the equivalent ugly shit from XIV

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's just a quest giver, or a job trainer

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                humes > middies

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The XI characters look like old school FF protags
                No? All old school FF protags had really ornate, detailed outfits.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moves the goalposts to clothing when we were talking about faces

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you going to pretend that Tarutaru looks like a FF protagonist now?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're intentionally reflective of chibi or "SD" (super-deformed) character sprites from the NES and SNES games.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That character has no nose, instead of a shit smear.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you going to pretend you wouldn't get your ass kicked by these little potatos?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why did I read that as licked

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                they just might, still, tarutaru and lalafell are both pretty horny

                this makes me want to go back to viera. i swapped to cat because i got sick of no hats. Do I do it bros

                there's supposedly some work actually being done on viera/hrothgar hats, and male viera have some code fiddling underneath the surface that makes it easier for hats to be made for them, so wait and see

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

                cats are good too, I couldn't ever go back from being a viera though

                I think ill do it for 6.55 and if stuff isn't better by dawntrail or 7.1 hat wise ill use the free fantasia to go back. I'm coming home boys.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                good choice dude!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                welcome home brother

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >read as welcome homo
                still not wrong

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                all male viera are at the very least bi, it's unavoidable. except the fujos i guess.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just flat out a homosexual and I wish women would stop trying to approach me romantically ingame

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                can't avoid it sadly. twink look is popular.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is true but I belong to the incredibly niche sect of bisexuality that absolutely fricking hates futa but also loves pegging. It's such a curse.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you going to pretend the Taru face isn't leagues better proportioned and modeled than any lalashit option?

                That's the point being made. The XI faces are all as pretty and well modeled as a FF character should be, while the XIV options are all strange and awkward and misshapen no matter what features you pick

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >used mods to look like a troony
                why would you use extra steps to look like shit

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                moron that's literally from the endwalker benchmark those are base facial options.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >uses mods
                >nooo why are you calling me out
                Because there are pics like

                Yes.

                literal already homosexual tier and you went the extra gay mile and downloaded addons
                Thats the homosexualry you're working under
                I'm sorry if that makes you butthurt but you need to stop being a dumb troony

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm gay and like making my boy more attractive, that's all anon.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are no mods in the screenshot you're talking about. Do you actually play the game?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Male vieras are gays with 0 muscle

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's correct, yes, but there are still no mods in that screenshot.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The body textures is a mod, and so is the mask

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please circle the body textures and mask in this image you accused of being modded

                Are you going to pretend the Taru face isn't leagues better proportioned and modeled than any lalashit option?

                That's the point being made. The XI faces are all as pretty and well modeled as a FF character should be, while the XIV options are all strange and awkward and misshapen no matter what features you pick

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop responding to it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never said shit about that one, only

                Yes.

                That one is modded

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I never said shit about the post I actually replied to
                you fricking moron.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession modbeast.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're right here you actual chimp.

                >used mods to look like a troony
                why would you use extra steps to look like shit

                Backpedal harder you might impress Alexander.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not me

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                moron

                I'm a male, that isn't my viera its literally from promotional material, your brain is likely addled by syphilis. Please see a medical professional.

                >promotional material
                >image search
                >get nothing
                With every lie you just make me more confident in my assessment that you're a dumb troony.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                it is literally from the benchmark do not make me resub to the game to show you the face and facial hair options in the character creator you massive fricking troglodyte. I will fricking do it. I am that petty. I'm waiting to resub for the patch but I'll fricking do it right now just to spite your moronic ass.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't need to resub, you can just download the EW benchmark.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even easier. I might as well do it now out of spite. I might even still have that installed.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it was promotional material
                >its a facial hair option
                Nice back pedal, but how would subbing prove its not a mod?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I don't have to sub as I was informed by an anon I can still download the benchmark. So now it will be even easier to prove since, as far as I'm aware, you can't mod the benchmark.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do it

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can go into character creation right now and see the facial hair for yourself.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                What option

                >benchmark
                >not promotional material

                they are not

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What option
                Log into the game, load up character creation, and see for yourself. I'm busy playing FFXI right now.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                YES THEY ARE YOU FRICKING homosexual

                EAT SHIT moron

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                good job

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You guys want some pancakes?
                >Bitches.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No its not you collosal moron
                Its a product demonstration
                Today you learned you dumb frick

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Its a product demonstration
                And what is the purpose of a product demonstration, or as we call, a demo, anon?

                It's to... promote... the retail product

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                is not a promotional material
                look it up

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You seem to be dodging the fact the facial hair does in fact exist in the base game and is not a mod.
                Probably because you grew up without a father to teach you what personal responsibility is. Learn to lose with dignity. It will serve you well in life.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm not dodging he didnt even show what option it was
                Im busy trying to find it
                But its more like you fricking homosexuals are just lying.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're going to make me open the benchmark AGAIN? After you clearly got blown the frick out once already? Just to lose AGAIN?

                Die already moron.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >have a nice day
                >die already
                The fate of all trannies yes

                This has to be a public embarrassment fetish I refuse to believe you're actually this dumb.

                I'm not the one that want to look a troony and then delibrated used options to look like a drag queen whilst being proud he did
                But he and you are right
                Congrats you both look like drag queens
                You sure showed me

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                For screeching at everyone else for being a troony, you sure are taking pages out of their textbook with their inability to take responsibility for their own choices and blame literally everyone else for their lives, even when they're clearly in the wrong.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >thats a drag queen
                >why arent you taking responsibly that i created a character that looks like a drag queen
                Because thats moronic?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that's a mod
                >no it isnt
                >prove it!
                >proves it
                >still a drag queen!
                Nobody was debating the ugliness of the character. Viera don't look good with facial hair. What was being debated was whether it was a mod. It wasn't a mod. You were wrong. Fricking have a nice day troglodyte.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes still a drag queen

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you admit it wasn't in fact a mod, like you repeatedly claimed it was? I accept your concession!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You right it wasnt mods Drag queen

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, but you are the moron who said base game customization was a mod, and went on an autistic tirade until you were proven wrong. And even then couldn't admit you were incorrect. You just deflect like a little b***h.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not the one that want to look a troony and then delibrated used options to look like a drag queen whilst being proud he did
                learn english moron

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                This has to be a public embarrassment fetish I refuse to believe you're actually this dumb.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >benchmark
                >not promotional material

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon please, you're too based, just let the schizo go. He will argue about anything for hours on end like he did last night with the VA thing.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                This Black person has completely lost track of what posts he actually responded to and is just lashing out randomly

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The second post he replied to with the three bunbois is mine, and does indeed have a body mod, some gear mods and a hair mod.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wasn't the original person you were replying to, I was just calling you a moron for not realizing the picture you replied to was vanilla, you insipid moronic c**t. I'm a male. Was born male. Will always be male. I'm not a troony. Stop using troony as a buzzword for everything you disagree with or don't like as though it's some kind of all encompassing boogeyman it makes you look like a fricking moron.
                Don't reply to me again.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are a troony, you made a dumb looking troony and then paraded it around because there is no other personality trait you have.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a male, that isn't my viera its literally from promotional material, your brain is likely addled by syphilis. Please see a medical professional.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are no mods in that picture.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not pretending, Lalafell look miles better than Tarutaru because they aren't forced to have shit smeared on their faces.

                >used mods to look like a troony
                why would you use extra steps to look like shit

                Because his entire life is centered around complaining that everyone doesn't play FFXI instead of XIV.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lalas look like little deformed aliens, Taru meanwhile look like cute little potato people.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lalas look like higher def Tarutaru with lighter skin, more feminine females, and no shit smear. This isn't a Mithra to Miqote situation where they actually turned them into kemomimi instead of furries where you have solid physical features to point to that you might prefer, there's really nothing you can say other than "I liked the shit smear." or "I like the WRITING better" vs the design.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have yet to see a FFXI player character that didn't look like a secondary NPC that dies at the end of a plot arc.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            faces are for cowards, wear a hat and a mask like a real black mage

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              the diameter of your hat directly correlates to the size of your flare
              small hat BLMs have tiny DPS

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this even the same WOL as Endwalker? I thought it was someone completely different

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I has been the same since 1.0

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Me have play since 2.0

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              meant to say "It".
              though i'd admit it becomes confusing in the SB trailer, but both the monk and the samurai shown there are the same WoL

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some people are just so genetically blessed life must be easy mode.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          on the other hand, he's the only one who ages (and by years at a time) while the other scions remain the same age

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Aren't most of them knife ears anyway? They are supposed to age slow right?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              not particularly?
              but what i mean is
              y'shtola, thancred, alisaie, alphinaud, urianger, krile, tataru, estinien, etc. all don't age. at all

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                alisaie and alphinaud have been 12 for ten years

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure Lalafells age really slowly anyway, aren't there NPCs in the Black Mage quest line who are hundreds of years old without being spirits?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ququruka was sentenced to 100 years in prison and just went into meditation, but that's not normal for a Lalafell. He just used a black magic meditation technique to go into hibernation basically.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most of these are knife ears though including lalafells. And Thancred has clearly aged.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some people are just so genetically blessed life must be easy mode.

        True

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I wanted to get into this game what server or thing do I play?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      play in the same server as your friends
      if you are alone, it doesn't really matter

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't matter. You'll spend most of your time in the free trial questing solo unless you're extremely social. Besides, you can travel to anyone in your region or pay to permanently transfer.

  61. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think they'll touch up the starting cities? Uldah is rather bleak, Limsa has unlimited potential with the background and sea life it could add, and Gridania is pretty fricking ugly these days.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you're being realistic about the amount of work they're willing to put into this or the difference it'll ultimately end up making.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think you've been looking at the previews and seeing just how much work they are willing to put into it.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fricking update won't even apply to the whole game. This is next level laziness.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The fricking update won't even apply to the whole game
            yes it will

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It literally does, all of it, characters, lighting, weather effects, world textures, zone design, gear.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can even see that the aetheryte is improved there.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not gonna bother upgrading until they release the benchmark. I bet my rig can handle the update.

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think is gonna happen but I would like to glam each Viper sword differently. Like having a comically long blade with a short one.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Consider how much they fricked up reaper I'm not expecting asymmetrical blades.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What went wrong with RPR?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          90% of RPR scythes are overdesigned goofy looking garbage instead of nice slender weapons. They're also frick huge in order to accommodate roe, au ra and hroth.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >90% of RPR scythes are overdesigned goofy looking garbage instead of nice slender weapons
            You do know you're playing a Final Fantasy game, right?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You do know you can do fantasy designs that don't look like giant pickaxes right?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                He said FINAL Fantasy designs, not fantasy designs.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its fricking Final Fantasy
                Its an over the top edgy class IN Final Fantasy
                What the frick are you expecting?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                He said FINAL Fantasy designs, not fantasy designs.

                Feel free to ask if you want me to BTFO you more.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not slender at all.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Slender than the fricking bardiches we are stuck with in XIV

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is literally more slender than the starting scythe anon.
                The only scythe that even comes close is the monstrum one and that is locked to an ugly purple color with a blade fatter than venats ass.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fatter than venats ass.
                you activated me

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thank god there are....
                >126 final fantasy games
                to cherry pick from
                Jesus frick thats alot of games

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sice is cute. CUTE!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The fricking alternate ending will forever keep me wanting a sequel with proper persona relationship mechanics.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >proper persona relationship mechanics.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                you heard him homosexual

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                kys finish high school first

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dial 8

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Make a lot of 10/10 sexo cute girls
                >Don't allow to romance them
                >Make the first FF game with a school setting
                >Don't take advantage of it at all and just focus on generic and boring af war politics instead
                Same. SE had the perfect potential to make their own FF version of Persona and they fricked it up

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tabata never misses a chance to disappoint.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They're also frick huge in order to accommodate roe, au ra and hroth.
            Weapons scale up automagically, weapons being racially scaled doesn't actually have a lot to do with why they're huge; it's why a roegadyn Samurai often has katanas the same size or even larger than the Dark Knight odachi "Odenta" that's equipped by a smaller race. Some weapons scale better than others, too, Blade's Resolve is a HUGE gunblade on smaller races, a toothpick on lalafell, and pretty proportionally well-fitted to roegadyns and hroths, but then you get Higan Shigan which is a very long katana already for smaller races, and so long it clips into the floor on roegadyns.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Blade's Resolve is a toothpick on lalafell
              I fricking hate it. I want to be a small person wielding a GIANT weapon. Why does everything have to fricking scale down all boringly?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's the matter, little fella? Tiny hands can't handle a huge weapon?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They can but Yoshi won't let me.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thick gunblades are cringe, i'm so sick of them, titania and edenmorn are the only good ones

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                At least make them thin and long instead of tiny on my Lalafell.

  63. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The nips liked Zero.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes we know they shit taste, especially the women

  64. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Elvaan will never be in XIV

    it hurts

  65. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  66. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  67. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh nice a XIgay melty
    haven't had that in a while

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >melty
      back to Xwitter, Xister

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doubling down
        hue

  68. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty said you you can't even recreate the guy on the cover of the box, the closest you can get looks like someone modeled it after reading a description of him written in a language they don't understand

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But the face on the right isn't even the WoL face moron.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There IS no WoL face in the game, moron. None of them look like this guy. Even Ardbert looks like a halfassed cosplayer.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meteor's face IS in the game, you just can't use it in a player character model because it's coded as an NPC asset.
          t. modder who uses him from time to time

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            show it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The actual WoLface doesn't look that much better, unfortunately. Less rugged, if anything, thanks to the gloss (which I don't mind, but in this case it works adversely)
        Then again, this was shown off during the first FanFest. The Middie female also looks worse there than she does recently.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I wouldn't judge it based on first ff, the female middy in the pictomancer job trailer looks amazing.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The whole facial structure is off, not just from the CG model, but from beauty and symmetry standards period. All the faces are like this, which is strange because the team HAS modeled actual attractive faces on NPCs, so it's a deliberate choice to make players look less than ideal.

  69. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    those damn sultry looks, make me feel fuzzy

  70. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Male vieras have anal worms and must wear diapers after the age of 25.

  71. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doing ARR relics
    >have to do nine fricking books just to go up one tier
    They really did anything they could to make sure people kept playing base ARR, huh

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get the ZodiacBuddy and Sonar plugins to make your life substantially easier. Also yes relic weapons in ARR were a subscription trap, the nerf they received for completion in Heavensward was significantly lowering the number of mobs you had to kill on each book. All steps were significantly more arduous seeing as you couldn't cheese them, plugins didn't exist yet, player knowledge was low, and in general you didn't have many, many means that you do now.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Appreciate the plugins anon, thank you. Think I'll treat the current grind like I do the tribe quests and do one a day at most so I don't get pissed off.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Once you get past books and you're having to grind light for steps, by the by, you'll want to do unsynced speedruns of Aurum Vale, that's the fastest way. ZodiacBuddy will tell you if somebody's found a light bonus on some other piece of ARR content that can make it run even faster, though.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I specifically held off on doing any book runs when I first started after finding out how long it was until I was max level just to cut down on the tedium a bit. Are the rest of the relics this obnoxious? I haven't touched Bozjia or Eureka at all.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              ARR relics are the grindiest ones.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              ARR and Eureka are the grindiest ones, and Eureka's grind gets substantially easier once you've already been through all the stuff to do there. ARR stays consistently grindy each and every time.

  72. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with FFXI is that I'd be forced to play a Hume because:
    >Elvaan were also giraffes
    >Tarutaru are fricking ugly
    >lol Galka
    >Mithra are furries
    And that sucks because humans are the most boring and worthless race in every fantasy game.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And that sucks because humans are the most boring and worthless race in every fantasy game.
      Sorry you're a sack of shit who hates himself anon
      Better luck in the next life that you will do something to be proud of

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being exposed to something 24/7 does tend to make it bland, yes.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Being exposed to something 24/7 does tend to make it bland, yes.
          Not really, unless you yourself are bland.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Being obsessed with your self is Narcissism, anon.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Accusing everyone of narcissism is Leftoid Brainrot, anon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      humans are the coolest
      I know this because I'm a human

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've grown to enjoy liking humans in fantasy settings. It creates a nice contrast. Also they're typically the best looking men. (that are actual men)
      And it's not like Miqo'te, Au Ra or Viera are particularly exotic, lol.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even a little bit of spice is better than none at all.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, lol.
          Your spice is a human with cat ears. Acting more exotic than thou is literal kemonomimi cope.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Furgay whining again

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              irony

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I need as much spice as you can give me
          >no that's too much

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not playing elf

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look at those linebacker shoulders and gorilla arms.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          How fricking skinny and frail are you that you think that is what linebacker shoulder and gorilla arms look like?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            On a woman, anon.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's great right

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why aren't these elves just humans with ears

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            That would be better, yes.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              way to establish you're not the lowest common denominator anon

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anon immediately, desperately, seeks for masculine features to focus on
          Anon, it's time to admit it to yourself.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Anon, stop pointing out their flaws, be immediately distracted by the underwear!
            You know what that underwear would look better on? A girl with feminine shoulders.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I-I'm not gay, I swear! I just notice any time there's muscles or broad shoulders!
              I saw a woman.
              You saw a man.
              We are not the same.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's gay to tell a woman apart from a man

  73. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    XIgays are hard to like.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry bro but lalas just look fricking weird, shrunken stretched out people with really bad proportions. Taru just look better and make more sense as being a tiny silly race.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't like lalas
        or tarus

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dude the shit smear makes them look so much better because old good new bad

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, XIV races are deformed fetal alcohol syndrome victims.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Repeating yourself

  74. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    men..

  75. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick did they manage to make mviera look better after the update
    they got added in EW

  76. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    do all male viera have a maid outfit?

  77. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They didn't do four lords ultimate
    I'm mad
    >b-but they've never done a trial series ultimate before!
    shut up b***h

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >b-but they've never done a trial series ultimate before!
      but they did ultimate weapon (ultimate), it's 4 trials one after another

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those are MSQ trials

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah trials

  78. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >giving hats to the bimbos and furgays when they've been cutting miqote ears and tails off recently
    trust the plan!

  79. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    weirdly quiet since getting btfo. I guess the thread dying is your saving grace. Remember, it's DOWN THE ROAD for results, ACROSS THE STREET for attention.

  80. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm not the one that want to look a troony

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes now go dilate

      >I'm not the one that want to look a troony and then delibrated used options to look like a drag queen whilst being proud he did
      learn english moron

      you first shit skin

      No, but you are the moron who said base game customization was a mod, and went on an autistic tirade until you were proven wrong. And even then couldn't admit you were incorrect. You just deflect like a little b***h.

      Or and use your brain for this one
      I proved it was troony game you dumb troons jump hoops to defend

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is either bait or a fetish. Regardless you should subscribe to duolingo or something your cadence is wrong from either being a moronic third worlder, or your speech degrades when you are upset. Probably both.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >have a nice day
        >die already
        The fate of all trannies yes
        [...]
        I'm not the one that want to look a troony and then delibrated used options to look like a drag queen whilst being proud he did
        But he and you are right
        Congrats you both look like drag queens
        You sure showed me

        Why is this pajeet ESL homosexual always in these threads?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          to make you seethe

          This is either bait or a fetish. Regardless you should subscribe to duolingo or something your cadence is wrong from either being a moronic third worlder, or your speech degrades when you are upset. Probably both.

          Its the truth

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hope your mom gets the black death street shitter-kun.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Seethe coward you dont have balls to do it yourself

  81. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    daily "literally cannot stop feeding the troll" FFXIV thread experience

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      happens all the time

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