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at this point i'm starting to assume you're a falseflagger
Is this real?
It's in the heavensturn event which is currently active so I suggest to verify it yourself anon.
Finished all Pagos weapons on the main, I got 67 more frosted protean crystals to go for the alt
Any other current Eureka enjoyers? Getting a full WAR elemental set with the weapon is amazing, you can solo anything.
You have more patience than I friend. I absolutely love Eureka but I've only managed to get like 4 weapons past Pagos, that fricking light grind is atrocious.
Oh, I found a spot to solo light farm as Warrior, I average like a light every 4 minutes, though it's finnicky.
Once I had enough crystals and ice for the weapons, I just focused on a light farm, only doing an NM if it was close by. Because the minutes waiting for a pull could've been another light.
God damn right, and it feels good to have good substats on the weapon. My main has 114 crit/det (after i300 sync) and 84 Tenacity for his axe. The max possible you can get for each.
My alt has picrel, Which is basically on par to his, maybe even better cause the skill speed gives her like .02 faster GCD.
Martialist + Bloodbath on Warrior lets me comfortably mass pull anything to farm Like the level 63 golems that mutate during the night, farmed those a shitton.
I do have a fully geared out monk on my main, and red mage on my alt. Alt also has a healer set but not a weapon.
I'm thinking of getting a full Machinist set done cause I love that job and it'd be fun to be lazy ranged.
Anyway, enough blogging, back to farming.
Oh, and to explain what makes that axe so good see attached.
The 84 on Ten/Det are a max possible single line roll from the smoldering crystals. There were two lines of crit to go past 114, and the skill speed was just 54.
Theoretically a perfect weapon would've been 84 skill speed, but meh, good enough.
you have 7 magis too right?
Yep, only thing I"m missing are blitzrings, still haven't seen that nor the speed belt back in the day.
Yea I did warrior first as well. It's the "get shit done" job and once you get the full elemental +2 with physeos weapon from BA you truly are god mode in there.
melee dps is better in pyros/hydatos
If you wanna do it at a more "chilled" pace(ehehehe) you can just hop in for cassie or cassie spawn grinding to get ez light
Since this thread is going to get jannie'd anyway
Why is everything so fricking slow and bloated in this game?
Because it is a fricking piece of shit of a game
because you touch yourself at night
Why did Kate bench my qt dork wife ?
She won
Don't worry bro, she's going to get benched soon.
won the gay award loooolll
and now she's dying
Nah, her breasts aren't big enough for that
Impossible considering how important she is to a frickload of side content
They already released a statement that content happens at the time in which it is released. It won't cause any story issues if Krile dies in 7.0 because Eureka, for example, canonically took place in 4.whichever patch it was.
For example, there's a sidequest where you take a dragon to visit Tiamat in Azys Lla. If she's freed from MSQ, it ignores that when you start the cutscene and pretends you're doing it at that moment in the story.
I forget if it was the dragon in Ishgard restoration or something else.
She'd win if she changed her damn outfit once in 10 years. Even after getting a job change she's still got that fricking hoodie.
How do I get ACT to work, it reads my location but I can't get it to parse.
Start it on the title screen, then log in.
6.55 is SOON! ARE YOU PREPARED?
>Up to date on MSQ?
>Up to date on Manderville Questline?
>Capped on Tomes?
>Are in the rank you want in PVP for this season?
>Up to date on Tataru's Grand Endeavour?
>Up to date on side content like Island Sanctuary & Criterion?
>Gathered or bought enough maps for Glam additions?
>prepared
Bro, there's literally 8 months of big fat nothing after this, calm yourself.
there's a crossover
>a 10 minutes quest and a reskinned Ifrit fight
Wow, I'm so excited.
so am I!
(wish they'd make an ex trial version of it for players that drops the ifrit model as a mount. that'd be kinda spiffy)
For free ? Hahahaah, that's a mogstore mount I guarantee it.
No, for an EX trial version of the fight.
At least you're optimistic. It's still going to the mogstore though.
Y'Shtola gays are basically the most normie players you can find since Y'Shtola is basically the primary waifu bait material for this game. Is it a surprise that ~~*they're*~~ breaking the bucks with cuckery ?
>At least you're optimistic.
Well, of course. No hint at all that there will be an EX version of the Ifrit fight in the first place.
I just hope/wish it were so.
its actually 18 months
>18 months
Did they announce they're delaying it already ? Small indie companies ffs, amirite ?
And in total, 2 hours of content.
is the next pvp series going to start in 6.55 or nah?
no.
7.0
>yes
>yes
>yes
>no
>no
>no
>no
i also have no friends and haven't logged in for 4 months.
I'm gonna do more island sanctuary stuff so I can get materia to pentameld my gathering set for the new big fish. Idk if my mind is prepared enough to handle the despair again.
Thanks man
what was it
I was thanking
Why do you keep spamming this? She can't reincarnate 12 fricking years before she even died.
Reincarnation works however the plot wants it to work
Well it's a good thing the mechanics of the Lifestream are pretty well fleshed out and they don't involve souls traveling back in time so that two copies of the same soul exist at the same time.
>and they don't involve souls traveling back in time so that two copies of the same soul exist at the same time.
You didn't do the Panda raid did you?
I did, and I'm sure I understood it better than you did. Please explain your meaning, I want to hear this insane cope.
>I'm sure I understood it better than you did
Explain that shit then. Starting with how Athena pulled off the shit she did, how Lahabrea sundered himself and put himself together, and how the WoL can travel to the past where he and Azem exist at the same time
>Starting with how Athena pulled off the shit she did
She stored her memories in the Heart of Sabik and then used Claudien's body as a puppet, this was pretty clearly explained. It's basically the same thing Shatotto did with Lalai.
>how Lahabrea sundered himself and put himself together
He pulled a piece of his soul off and stuck it inside a soul crystal, then he smashed the soul crystal to absorb the piece again. This was also pretty clearly explained.
>and how the WoL can travel to the past where he and Azem exist at the same time
Time travel supplied by the Tycoon, and not any natural function of the Lifestream or reincarnation.
How does storing your memories bring you back to life when you're supposed to be sundered?
It doesn't bring you back to life. Athena's memories and all her drive were inside the Heart of Sabik, and then they latched onto Claudien in order to have a physical body to manifest with. Again you see this play out in the BLM questline with Shatotto. Shatotto is 100% dead, but the copy of her stored memories are thorough enough that they can latch on, assert dominance, and have the whole personality of the original person in tact. Auracites also have reality bending powers on top of that.
Solution 9 is a mandervillian civilization
If the manderville questline doesn't say what happened to Godbert's friend when they crash landed, that could be it lol.
But it seems like they only landed not that long ago.
I love how deepest lore-y the hildi questline is getting.
I skip every shittibrand cutscene and every instance of shittibrand dialogue.
I skip all Hildibrand cutscenes.
>female makes XIV video
>eyes glazed over, drooling, openly talking about how she wants the male characters to breed every hole she has
>this is ok
I don't get it
i saw one earlier that was a bunch of thumbnails of women doing 'jak faces, was weird
you can bang it all out in like 2 weeks or less tbh, less if you have someone carrying you
How much Eureka grinding am I in for if I only want the elemental armor +2?
2 hours
sex with Hrothgals
Shape of the upper lip is not the same, can't be her sorry. She hella dead
Why are Y'shtolagays like this?
>thinking it's Y'shtolagays who push the Runar shit
I know you're being an intentional moron, but another anon put this better than I ever could:
>No dude, you don't get it, I know Y'shtola has plans for the future where she explores the universe. I know she has a brilliant career of research and discoveries that make people's lifes better. I know she loves her life as a Scion. I know if she had stayed behind she'd have died shortly after. I know if she does stay after she'll still lose everyone else in her life as the shard time disparity makes everyone in the other shard age. I know staying with the Night's Blessed all that awaits her is a life of religious hermitage in a dark forest for a religion she doesn't believe in.
>But don't you get it? He offered her a FLOWER. She's not human anymore, she doesn't get to have an opinion, she owes him sex and marriage. No, it doesn't matter that she rejected it, didn't you hear? She's not human. She's a possession.
>And if we ever catch her teasing WoL in a cutscene ever again, I'll get my whole shipping community website and we will stone her to death and declare jihad on all Y'shtolagays who ever dared press the flirty option.
>thinking it's Y'shtolagays who push the Runar shit
No I was pointing out how this moron probably you goes into other threads and talks about how people disagree with his pairing and then wishes harm on people for making NTR doujins.
>but another anon put this better than I ever could:
Nobody has ever said Y'shtola "owes" Runar sex because he offered a flower. It's always been about how she acts visibly affectionate toward him and how she wants so badly to see him again that she wants to smash the laws of reality.
>and how she wants so badly to see him again
That's not her stated reason for revisiting the First and other shards and you know that full well, homosexual.
The first time she brings it up as her goal is when she's telling him that she'll come back and visit, and she brought up that same "promise" again one or two patches ago. Gonna burn down my house now you psycho, or just write another essay?
I'd burn down your house solely because you're being a homosexual furry, nothing to do with inter-NPC relationships.
She has not mentioned that blue sparkledog's name once since Shadowbringers.
>acts visibly affectionate toward him
She treats him like a moronic little brother, and the game even points that out. She is affectionate to him, but not in a romantic way.
>wants so badly to see him again that she wants to smash the laws of reality.
It's more the Night's Blessed in general, because they're effectively a second family for her. She does want to see him again because she spent years with that group as their leader and regarding them as family. More importantly
>wow I can't believe this character, whose single defining trait is that she's a curious scholar that refuses to accept that something is "impossible" and will dedicate herself to finding an answer because it's her drive in life, wants to solve this dilemma that's supposedly impossible she must secretly want to frick that guy she turned down as directly as Magnai
People that think there's shipping there are actually just deranged. The game is allergic to implying npcs that have any relation to the player are romantically involved with each other. They refused to confirm it with Aymeric and Lucia, they refused to confirm it with Hien and Cirina, and they'll continue to never confirm it with anybody else because they want to leave it open-ended for the player (and because the game's not about shipping random NPCs together).
Like, for frick's sake, when Hydaelyn was extolling everybody's virtues, she got to Y'shtola and basically said
>lmao you like books and really like answering questions
because that's all she has. How are morons still not understanding her motivation?
>She treats him like a moronic little brother, and the game even points that out.
You're referring to the dialogue box where it says she looked at Runar the same way she looked at Lyse, and ignoring the part where the dialogue box was in reference to her wearing that expression toward WoL. So I guess she just sees WoL like a moronic little brother.
The classic
>w-well if I can't have my ship, you can't have her either!
response.
Did you just read an entirely different post or what?
>troonykrigg court
lol
>Y'Shtola sees WoL as a Aryan God of War with a giant 30 inch dick made of pure gold and rubies and wants to be bred by him.
Source?
I'll explain you nice and clear. Y'Shtola sees WoL as a Aryan God of War with a giant 30 inch dick made of pure gold and rubies and wants to be bred by him. Runar is literally a stray kitten. Makes sense ?
>So I guess she just sees WoL like a moronic little brother.
Yeah, probably.
I'm not arguing in favor of her being romantically interested in the WoL, which they'll never confirm, either. I'm arguing against the derangement that she's romantically interested in Runar, when she's clearly not.
>which they'll never confirm
They don't need to. Any woman that ever acted towards me like Y'Shtola acts towards WoL, I've fricked. Simple as.
Delusional Yshtolagay still thinks Y'shtola has any interest in Wol
y'shtolaxrunargays barely exist
they're just spiteful twitterites who want to prod and annoy "straggots"
>burned down the house of the guy who drew a Rem NTR doujin
what?
>tfw the Scions get pushed to the side only to be replaced with reborn versions of the Ancients that were closest to Azem
Anon, a reborn Ancient wouldn't suddenly become 20 years old.
see
What ? Look here
she's around 12-13. Add a timeskip of 3-5 years and it's A OKAY.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANNA FRICK KRILE SO FRICKING BAD I WANNA GRAB HER LIKE AN ONAHOLE AND PUMP HER TIGHT LITTLE PUSSY OVER AND OVER AGAIN I WANT HER TO GET PREGNANT AND HAVE MY KIDS I WANNA MARRY HER AND RAISE A FAMILY WITH HER UNTIL WE BOTH HAPPILY GROW OLD TOGETHER
Is this another episode of Y'Shtola wants to frick the incel hroth that's totally me ?
thinking of some pieces that two dye channels will make way better.....
Anything that either doesn't let you or only let's you dye the metal portions.
exactly
stuff that lets you dye only one part, say an undershirt or jacket on a piece that has a shirt
or a jacket around the waist with a short underneath it
or a hood with a mask that only lets you dye the hood or the mask
or armor with crystals or other effects on them that only allows you to dye the armor
Kek it's been half a decade and people are still getting riled up over Runar, it's hilarious
>oh shit I got btfo'd
>better pretend I was just pretending
have a nice day, furry.
>he thinks I'm samegayging
I don't give a shit about Yshtola or Runar or any of it, I just find people spinning their wheels over shit that happened that long ago up until the present day fricking hilarious.
god that squid is butters af senpai
The Shitolagay is legitimately insane, he can't help it.
is it really necessary to focus on alisaes ass in every trailer
I noticed that too. But yes, yes it is.
Absolutely is. Make babies with the cute elezen tomboy.
Yes.
Bratisaie needs WoL correction.
Yes
Yea
Yes
WoL's wife's ass is very important.
>is it really necessary to focus on alisaes ass in every trailer
She is Yoshida's waifu so yes
I thought Yoship was into Tataru
Y'know all they have to do to bring back Venat and other Ancients, is by making some deus ex shit happen where something creates a new timeline in the past. Like some dimensional entity destroys Meteion/Endsinger in the past, so now you travel to this new timeline and get to see more of the Unsundered world.
In the end, you save the world from this new threat, and Ancients learn a lesson and no longer will go on a path of self-destruction.
Not even. All ancients besides Venat can already reincarnate. And Venat is literally 2 lines of dialogue away from doing it as well.
>And Venat is literally 2 lines of dialogue away from doing it as well.
I will suck Hiroi's greasy little dick forever if he makes it happen.
Not all ancients, only those who were unsundered and those who were sacrificed to summon Zodiark. All the other sundered ancients are still sundered and not whole.
I mean yeah their sundered soul fragments can be reborn, but it's not the same as their complete unsundered soul being reborn.
the second 14 becomes unpopular they will crack the emergency glass that is G'raha's timeline and the world once the shards are rejoined.
I'm 100% that their first emergency button is going to be the Hingashi expansion. All Japanese games that have the option still available push the Japanwank button first when they're having trouble.
>Hingashi expansion
What would that do different than the far east parts in stormblood ? It would be far too samey.
Doma is like Japan-laced China and the Steppe is lizard Mongolia. Only Kugane is authentic straight on Japan, so they have room to go even more Jap than they ever have before when letting you out into the rest of Hingashi.
Question still remains, we've fricked around in Kugane a lot so what would they do to make it feel new ?
Pull from other parts of Japan and their folklore and history, of course. Kugane is basically just imperial Kyoto.
Yep. I thought Mount Rokkon was gonna be the Mt. Fuji that we see on the map, but it was still on the far west of the island.
The Mt. Fuji is called Daitenzan.
I wanna see it.
Ahem ahem
>Crystal of Azem has Hydaelyn remnants from her magicks that can be extracted to reconstitute her
>Argos is made of Venat's aether and can be used as a template to recall/reconstruct her.
>We find some kind of MacGuffin, if not the Crystal of Azem itself, that can recall all of the errant minuscule particles of herself back together.
It's all bullshit, but it'd be such easy bullshit to make happen.
Here's a more bittersweet one
>Eorzeans, or some group of them decide for some reason (a great emergency, a desire to call out, etc.) to reach out to Hydaelyn. Except what they end up doing is summoning a Primal in her image. It's not her, but just some facsimile driven by the will and desires of those who summoned her.
>WoL needs to put her down.
If you play as a hroth dude the NTR undertones of Rugar must be so funny, haha...
So who are the not-Alagans going to be?
how would you feel if the arcadion was final fantasy versions of popular video game characters
it's paramount that you shtolabros don't keep falling for runarhomosexuals
they're just shitposters
FFXIV is good because e-girlgays have krile and tataru. Hebegays have Alisae. Hagchads have Y'shtola. Mommygays have Venat. Ojisangays have Emet. gaygays have Graha and Fujos have Estinien x every male he looks at for two seconds.
Gothgays have Gaia and Zero, Mommygays (Insane) have Athena, Daughterugays have Ryne, Bimbogays have Minfilia and Lyse.
>he called my qt dork wives bimbos
Take that back, butthole.
They're amazing bimbos thoughever.
>Minfilia was my WoL's personal confidant back in 2.0 & 2.X
dies
>My WoL grows an appreciation and gains close friendship with Ysale
dies
>My WoL's first mentor was Papalymo
dies
>Goes on beach vacation / liberation front with Lyse & Alisae, growing fond of both
Lyse is closed off to be a Nation leader and Alisae gets spirit warped to the First
>Deals with continuous depression reveals about the World and himself from both Shadowbringers & Endwalker
My WoL needs this vacation to the West to go well BADLY
>e-girlchads
>tataru and krile
no, its khloe and t'kebbe
Why did they show us fake Venat symbolism cutscenes in EW?
when the frick do preorders go live goddammit
I want to marry Fordola
You should stand on your two legs and tell her, anon.
Any news on the DRG rework? I want more jumps but I doubt it'll be more jump-focused
we won't know until later, no.
They'll probably add the pvp jump, giving temporary invul from non-raidwide aoes and big damage once he falls down, it really fits drg.
>They'll probably add the pvp jump
would love it. it really does fit the fantasy
Sounds terrible, really breaks the flow of PvE. The jobs rotation is fine but all of the other skills at this point don't have a lot of continuity and the whole burst window not only feels flat but is annoying to even trigger through the relationship between high jump and geirskogul.
You're genuinely moronic if you think that will ever happen.
nah it just means that he doesnt raid
It genuinely fits the class fantasy but XIV raid design isnt built for that kind of interaction
Quick, you have until level 100 to make your preferred job interesting. How do you do it?
>New Ability that consumes all Kenki and generates 1 Sen per 25 Kenki consumed
>New Ability that consumes 1 Meditation to produce a smaller Shoha with no cooldown
>New Weaponskill that consumes 3 Sen, 3 Meditation, and 100 Kenki for an extremely powerful charged attack
>Third Eye now generates a Sen when used to mitigate an attack
>Kaeshi: Higanbana generates a separate Kaeshi: Higabana DoT in addition to the original Higanbana DoT
You could fit all of this in 10 levels easily
More elemental stuff for WHM pls
It now plays like God Hand
>All of this gay shit for SAM
just give it another iaijustu.
>PLD
>cover upgrade to immediately move to party member when cast
>Raise
>atonement continuation
>holy spirit upgrade
just give me this in DT and I'll be happy
>paladin
take clemency off the gcd
now we're cooking
Give every job the cool unique stuff they now have in PvP.
MCH
my only wish is to have a gun-arm like Barret
They are probably toning down the offgcds considering the biggest complain from JP is how many offgcds you have to sandwich in compared to pretty much any other job in the game.
So does Azem have future-sight? How did he know about the "star" that would meet Themis?
>So does Azem have future-sight?
Yes, Themis tells you that when you meet him before Pandaemonium. Azem is a prophet who frequently mumbles prophecies under his breath.
>tfw Azem turns out to be like pic related
So did EW pretty much confirm that Lahabrea's soul was essentially destroyed when Thordan ate it?
Yeah, hes fricked. Never was able to return to the lifestream. He's gone gone.
Yeah, they established that precedent with the Sahagin priest getting eaten by Leviathan so I never understood the cope about him living. A primal turns all aether it consumes into part of itself.
If they wanted a kino fight for Pandaemonium though they should have had Athena pull out a Thordan-stained Lahabrea from the Lifestream.
After Snakeman I never want to see anything Lahabrea related again, frick that shit
I want to see his actual transformation and not the Resident Evil corrupted form.
Kinda unfair he's gone emet and hyltho can legit show up in any of the future expansions reincarnated
emet, hythlo and elidibus are fujobait
venat is a woman (not fujobait) and lahabrea is an actual man with a wife (not fujobait)
therefore they get to stay dead
>Venatgays still in denial about her being completely gone from existence
Venat returned to the life stream though
No, her soul was transformed into pure aether that Hydaelyn burned up like gasoline in the fight against us.
Hydaelyn herself fricking said this in the game. What is wrong with you people?
no, venatbrother. she did not
go back to trying to bait yshtolafriends
I think Venatgays are annoying but you're crazy if you think they're actually going to commit to Venat being permadead and unreincarnatable.
Still the undisputed best song in the game.
I really like the Orchestral arrangement version.
Oh no, Venatbros
None of this matters when the WoL can just go back in time and frick Venat whenever they please
we know
>soon to be non-canon
Feels good to be winning Venatbros
are you a falseflagger?
like holy shit they haven't overturned any death other than zenos' (which is because he has echo bullshit), emet's (because he's fujo favorite) and elidibus' (same)
ysayle, moenbryda, haurchefant, lahabrea, asahi, fandaniel, yotsuyu, minfilia, papalymo, all dead.
>believing anything flip flop Yoshi-P says
>company literally releases an official cover with Venat in the aetherial sea along the others
> Lodestone story is literally referring to said cover
I swear you people get more moronic by the day
>tfw Hermes will eventually escape from Asahi's hell hotel to reincarnate into a new person who will once again find a way to try to (almost) destroy the world
He's the planet's immune system. He shows up to frick up society when it gets too decadent.
Hermes is still sundered. The piece of him that was Amon can be reborn, but it will not retain any memories since those were gifted to him vial the Hermes soul crystal.
Amon was a piece of shit before he got Hermes's memories. In the same way that Azem's shards tend to be heroes due to his nature; Hermes is such a failure that his shards (from what we have seen) share his nature.
>Amon was a piece of shit before he got Hermes's memories
Nice headcanon. We know nothing of Amon before he became Fandaniel.
they look so shit holy frick what was square thinking
I think it's hilarious, it's not like the male lions were made particularly attractive, to think the female ones wouldn't also be 90% furry uggos was delusional.
People honestly thought that they would make models that look like they belong in a korean mmo.
Yoshi hates the nsfw gpose community and there was no chance in hell he would give them any fodder intentionally.
The furgays wish they were even uglier
They look good to me. 🙂
>what was square thinking
probably
>they are modding them anyway, why bother
Is that why they never bother fixing the hats? Because there's a mod that's updated within an hour of new equipment being added to the game that does exactly that?
They're furry, they are repulsive no matter what so who cares
These look pretty bad. Looks like someone wearing make up and prosthetics like the fricking live action Grinch.
>Anon is upset that don't have his pet cat's head so he can jerk off to Ms. Whiskers
ah well, female hrothgar look pretty good to most people who aren't gigafurgays
People are going to turn on them once they realize how out of place they look compared to the males and that one face is going to be played more than the others. Just watch.
I will still like them.
>that one face is going to be played more than the others.
Doesn't that speak for itself then?
They wanted their gayass Charr who are basically identical between male and female. Because furgays are gay like that.
So many many complaints, abloobloo the muzzles are too short, god I hate furgays, never happy, they look like they belong in a zoo like you wanted
Those are legit doe. Why is a big cat people race looking like fricking housecats?
>Why don't they look like my actual cat
They don't, they look like cheetah at worst, both males and females look like they belong in the same specie, you just hate gender dimorphism because you're a gay
swat cats is probably better
When does 6.55 drop? I have some free time for the next week or two depending on schedules I'm thinking of resubbing and playing till irl gets in the way again.
Stopped playing after blazing through from msq start to EW's end in 3 months and didn't touch post-EW. The last thing I did was start Eureka Pagos to work toward the DRG relic. So I'd ideally wanna finish patch content and get the dragoon stuff.
>When does 6.55 drop?
16th
>venat and the ancients are dead foreverever!!!!
>oh wait nvm here's her as a e-girl
I don't like how the story is turning into DBZ.
it's not actually her
she died this year in the story, how can she be back as a young child?
it's probably just a cute little nod at her. it's also a throwaway npc in a seasonal sidequest. importance: nihil.
Yoshi-P is already hinting at wanting to do another ARR after 7.0 where everything is rebooted.
What would you want to see in a reboot?
reboot in what way? story?
If they were to ever do a reboot it would have been after Endwalker, it makes no sense to do one after the beach episode
He didn't hint at that, he did say he was thinking of making 6.1 a new starting point, which the game needs, but it's not a good one.
Fandaniel? I'm not a fan.
>2 New cities
>4 New field areas
>New housing area
>2 New jobs
>Level cap raised to 100
>4 new dungeons
>2 new trials
wow guys im so excited to come back
>fusion of island and firmament
>evolution of eureka content
>both explicitly stated to be designed with a focus on playing with others
This is enough for me to come back alone.
hope cosmic exploration is halfway decent compared to IS
It aint gonna take much to be better than IS.
If it's ANYTHING like Diadem gathering/crafting shit, it's gonna be top tier. There better be leaderboards too.
btw i want the fricking benchmark now!!!
will the benchmark have the graphical changes? looking forward to looking at the armor up close.
considering it'd be 7.0, I would assume so.
don't recall if it'd have femhroth though. i don't actually remember the previous benchmarks in terms of available races lmao
I'm sure it will. You could play with male viera in it.
Yeah, that I just didn't remember.
Then it would include FemHroth.
>play
you mean watch a cutscene with your character
true
at least it has the customization
the EW one was really fun. too bad the zenos kick never made it to live
I'm sorry I meant play with the options.
i'd imagine so. I just wanna know If I really need to upgrade
>tfw we still have to wait more years for old areas and npcs to get updated to new graphics
I honestly hope to take screenshots of my HD WoL next to SD characters. It'll be funny. Let's all go stand near Hien.
>Let's all go stand near Hien.
pfft
or varis
racial gear is confirmed to be getting an update first-thing (already shown off in keynote) so i would assume EW, DT, and ARR are first in line
>racial gear is confirmed to be getting an update first-thing
The stuff you wear for five minutes then never again?
the stuff that debuted in 1.X and ARR, use yer head
Smallclothes in 1.0 (there was actually slot for underclothes, and the higher tier one gave you 1 more defense), starter gear in ARR.
Man, the memories.
>wait more years
more like a few months?
they're doing that in 7.x
presumably, they'll start with ARR and EW (because DT obviously doesn't need any updating), then move on to HW and ShB, and then close it off with SB. Just like with duty support.
DT isn't coming put for 15 months bud
oh yes of course
how negligent of me
i don't get the meme, pls explain
it's over... yawnfail isn't releasing for two thousand and twenty four months...... spawnnail is never gonna arrive.....
who let this hobo in?
I doubt itll be one per patch
it'll mostly likely be 2 patch per, considering all the content they're trying to do
I thought the update would be universal.
What, are we gonna have these new shiny plastic dolls interacting with the old clay models in any cutscene that isn't exclusively made up of 7.0 characters? Not to mention reused assets from earlier in the game.
I swear, I expect very little from this game these days and I'm still consistently disappointed by their implementation of new "features".
Its not
Its in phases like how duty support was; with DT obviously being priority and i think endwalker content as well
its pretty much going to be as jarring as the fancy ass endwalker gear next to the arr potato sack peasant npcs
This is fricking embarrassing.
So, right out the gate, what is updated for these new graphics? Just the player character models, stuff that shows up in the 7.0 MSQ and then literally everything else is "when it's ready"?
Holy frick.
2.x, 6.x, and 7.x at launch. Hw~ShB will be 1 each in the following patches.
>be new player
>start playing the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV with an expanded free trial that includes the Heavensward expansion
>get through the slog that is ARR and its patches, things mostly fine here
>step into Ishgard excited to see a new zone for the first time in 60 fricking hours or so
>textures, lighting and geometry of everyone and everything a literal decade behind everything I just played
>mfw
kek, it'll be like that for a little bit yeah
With my endless knowledge of 3D and game art (lol, lmao), I'll chime in.
Come 7.0, they're switching over to PBR shaders. The sensible part of me would assume that this is a global change. As such, every material in the game, applied to every mesh or particle system in the world will adhere to that. It's not just something you wanna halfway do. In that sense, I expect everything to change come 7.0. The metallicness and roughness attributes should be reflected even in gear that isn't yet manually touched.
Same goes for lighting and foliage. The lighting quality and points are probably being improved globally simultaneously. Same for weather effects.
The things that will take longer than that? The textures for custom NPCs from expansions that aren't yet being touched up. Think of The Exarch, think of Hien, think of Yotsuyu, think of some boss in Doma Castle or Shisui. Presumably, the new way materials are rendered, the ambient occlusion, the lighting and all that will be present, but the manual touch will not. Uprezzed textures, manual fidgeting and fricking around with shader values, and possibly adding extra edge loops/polys (for humanoid NPC faces)
>he sensible part of me would assume that this is a global change. As such, every material in the game, applied to every mesh or particle system in the world will adhere to that. It's not just something you wanna halfway do
They can though; the graphics update is optional and you can toggle it on or off; keep in mind ps4 will still look the same as well
>They can though; the graphics update is optional and you can toggle it on or off;
I don't think so? Toggling it off probably means lower res textures, shadow quality, AOE, etc.
Yeah, it was in a famitsu interview
they're keeping the old look as an option for toasters; if anything you'd probably have to restart the game to switch
Did they clarify that that includes material rendering?
You can have less demanding ways for PBR rendering, but turning it off and switching to the old system of calculating shaders just seems goofy.
I don't think they went in depth of how they're implementing it so who knows
I wish they would just be a little more clear about it.
Did you miss FanFest?
I figured they were keeping the old graphics so they wouldn't have to end service for ps4 lmao
Well yeah that too but, it only makes sense if they're keeping it for ps4 then it'll also be an option for other systems
They aren't just upgrading textures and effects, they are also revamping how the zones look, as in adding features, objects, the works. They stated they were working from the ends inward so presumably that means ARR and Endwalker get touched up first, then HW and ShB, then finally SB.
Now they haven't actually shown anything on this since the first reveal but I think we can get a good idea on how it'll look by peeking at the new zones and how much they have going on.
>They aren't just upgrading textures and effects, they are also revamping how the zones look, as in adding features, objects, the works.
I know, but I gave a general suggestion of how it'd be handled. Not actually sure how far they'll go with scattering more clutter throughout older zones. Would be really good if they did (that Thavnair example was good), but we'll have to see.
Mostly, I'm just saying that if my knowledge amounts to anything, there will be some noticeable differents in area of the game. Just that not every area will have the same amount of manual love and care put into it. Improved lighting quality, PBR shaders, global weather effects, foliage, etc. are just examples of what I mean there.
Don't worry bro. By the end of 2026 Hien will have more than 8 pixels.
>Graphical Update is the new excuse for half-assed content
So wholesome, thank you Yoshi-p o/
90% of NPCs use the character creator and will automatically be better looking.
surely in next expansion they'll make hats wearable by everyone, right? haha
I'm sure they'll update graphics for old areas right after it
I hope they never get hats, this is what you deserve for making everyone else wait for the character creator upgrade.
>character creator upgrade.
never coming
noooooo but they promised and this one worker was staying after work to make the glasses possible!
they going to deliver hats this time for sure! it's on their priority list!!
viera ears take up way too much real estate to make hats viable, and they're not gonna put extra work into make custom meshes for one race
hrothgar should get them though, hats fit fine on them; helmets maybe not
but they promised! they said it will come! trust yoshipiss!
Trust me m8, as someone who makes mods and actively tries to make headgear with viera in mind, its the biggest pain in the ass and most types of head wear straight up dont make sense for a viera's head shape due to the ears; especially since there's different types of ears different surface areas
I don't see the problem with just letting the ears clip and pretending there are holes in the helmet for them. This seems like it would work fine for 90% of headwear that doesn't have some crazy extra stuff hanging off the top that would double clip.
Yeah you can but, it kinda looks stupid for a lot of pieces
they said they were working on it
They were "working on" egi glamours 8 years ago too
If you don't wanna believe, that's fine by me.
I'm just saying that's what they said.
What they say is no better than what they don't say, it means nothing and never has
Eh. Then keep being mad until it's changed I guess.
I'm sure they'll deliver in 2036!
troony game
After the events of Endwalker, aren't a ton of 14/14 unsundered souls now back in the Lifestream? Doesn't this mean people are now having superhuman babies with creation magic powers?
doesn't work that way. people who are born in the source and the reflections get their respective portion of soul. they don't get rejoined
I hope this is BRD
No it's ninja
Hello fellow zeevies.... I can't believe our troontal transtasy 41% expansion snailtrail isn't releasing for another 27 months..... it's over..
>shitposts
>but posts breasts
you're cool. don't come to school tomorrow
Ooshima's Ryne and Gaia drawings are the reason I still like this game.
They remind me of better times, when we were still allowed to hang around cute girls instead of a furry voiced by a troony, a potato israeliteess and about a dozen different shirtless elf men.
yeah, but after hearing that hrothgar in JP I stopped caring
my brain will replace his voice
>mizuryu kei spends all his time playing FFXIV
>doesn't draw any doujins
why
He's a terrible artist and one-trick pony anyways.
It would be a net gain if he did only because this game is so starved for non-OC content, but it's not a big loss that he doesn't either.
its a desert here dude.
there's only those doujins with gaia and ryna and thats it.
and that was like 3 years ago
parting nophica's breasts and busting a load onto her chest and neck
But that's necrophilia.
did you skip the cutscene? if you pray enough, you get your own Nophica.
It's the succubus fantasy, but without all the downsides
>Creating a Primal
Yeah that'll fricking go well.
You DID skip. They aren't primals
They weren't, but they're dead now. Praying and wishing for Nophica to come back will create a Primal.
they are more akin to auspices
not primals
Auspices require a living thing to coalesce around, like an animal.
akin to, not like to
Nophica can coalesce around my fricking DICK.
Sure, but we can summon primals without the brainwashing part now, if you forgot.
Then why not just summon a Garuda/Shiva/Tsukiyomi harem at that point?
Because we were talking about Nophica. The others are for later.
They're not PRIMALS but they're still creations and they still absorb human faith, or they would if there weren't a super-special fudgy machine in the Omphalos that redirected that faith back into the planet (but the Twelve still change according to human whimsy)
>They're not PRIMALS
thank you
I can go back to my prayers now.
>go to save big tiddy nophica pic
>already have it
I love you, past-me.
how the frick does it alert you to that
>(1)
only if it's the same filename
what do I need to play the sound along with the vid?
a brain
was expecting to be spoonfed. but if there isn't an actual extension or script that autoplays the namefile, then, frick your webms
there is
How long will it take me to get through 6.x patch content? I basically haven't done anything 6.1 onwards
This is so I know how early I should re-sub so I can flow from 6.x patch content nicely into 7.0
It's probably about 60-ish hours of actual story and maybe 120 or so hours to touch all of the content, but if you want to complete everything, it's going to take you months because of time gates. They aren't particularly egregious, but you do have Custom Deliveries, three Beast Tribes, and Island Sanctuary. If you don't care about that, if you consistently play for about a month, you'll probably catch up through 6.5 and have completed all of Pandemonium and Myths of the Realm on Normal.
Thanks. I'm the type that will do the time gated content so I guess I'll give myself 3 or 4 months lead time to account for that.
It won't be a problem if those things bleed a bit into 7.0 because I don't expect to rush through the DT story anyway so I doubt I'll have access to the DT side content that soon
You'll have chewed through the vast majority of EW content if you just play regularly anyways. DT is so long away that if you just give yourself about 2 months, the stragglers can just bleed into DT's post-MSQ void.
Theres no point in getting excited or attached any more. She's just gonna get killed benched just like every cute/hot expansion girl.
I want to call it fujo pandering, and it is, but it's because the title expansion girl usually plays a VERY big role in the story and so it's somewhat justified to leave them behind for the next expansion. Of course the exarch was also an important title character in shb and that didn't stop them from butchering his character like kebab and shoving him into EW as The Adoring Fan, so maybe I'm giving them too much credit.
Are you ready for the 8 minute cutscene that plays during Eden Ultimate?
8 minutes? I watched the 20+ min version titles Girlfriends4Ever
They're the WoL's concubines thoughever.
it'll be 8 minutes of the two of them tribbing
Yeah anyone doing ultimates already doesn't care about their time.
I don't do ultimates but I will watch it on Youtube. Repeatedly.
It really was mean to introduce everyone's patron gods then kill them off permanently like that.
but the fanart will never stop coming
I honestly didn't know any of them except for Halone, and I do pay attention to cutscenes. A lot of those names are just easily forgotten.
Except Oschon is still walking around, which is really fricking dumb.
He's a pretty boy, of course he is.
>male roes are homosexuals
>female roes are futa trannies
>male hroths are homosexuals
>female hroths are going to be futa trannies
how do they reproduce?
femhroths reproduce with hyur men
Uhhh... based?????
cum
>Female viera
For hyur men
>Male viera
For hyur men
>Female miqo'te
For hyur men
>Male miqo'te
For hyur men
>Female au ra
For hyur men
>Female roe
For hyur men
>Female hroth
For hyur men
>Female elezen
For hyur men
whats with all the homosexual shit
Hyur men are homosexuals.
Simply the rules as stipulated by the lore and meteor.
Can't beat the Hyur wiener.
You already had me at female viera
I remember you from SHB launch bwo, I KNEEL.
only the NPCs get to reproduce
players are the last of their bloodline
true especially highlander male players irl
Anon, you sound pretty obsessed with dick.
yea and??????
Nothing, carry on. I'm fine with gays as long as they're honest.
Is G'raha jealous or does he join in?
he's too innocent
I WILL find the village of male viera in tural and subjugate them thoroughly. I wish any female WoL similar luck in their endeavors.
this makes me want to go back to viera. i swapped to cat because i got sick of no hats. Do I do it bros
Yes.
cats are good too, I couldn't ever go back from being a viera though
I just ended up making an alt.
I did make an alt, to test my theory of how people treat sprouts while pretending to be completely new to the game (aka any% grooming speedrun) but I got through arr and its just such a fricking slog the whole time. It's not fun in the slightest.
You hear that? That wet slapping noise at an almost machine-gun pace? Yup, sounds like hroth pussy slamming down to the hilt on rock-hard hyur wiener.
I wanna frick that bird
take it easy man
No.
can i unga bunga through eden ultimates yet with a group of fellow tards of do i have to wait till next xpac to get those mounts
you cannot unga bunga moron mode through any ultimate if your entire group is doing it. there are also no mounts in ultimate. if you meant savage, yeah probably.
Meanwhile, in canon.
i hate how you can't make a midlander nearly as handsome in the game
I am convinced the game devs purposely made the player character options all ugly and npc-looking because they don't want any players actually looking like a FF protagonist.
Even the XI presets were actually good looking and fit in with FF, while the XIV player models all look like off-brand rejects no matter what you do.
Most of that has to do with how shit hair options and animations are.
Nah, it's the faces, which are ALL fricked, every single one of them is ugly and every player has to cope with the one least ugly option every race has.
The XI characters look like old school FF protags, they are classically and fantastically good looking and way above XIV's models
ok, now show an ingame screeshot of a good looking hume
Easy.
Now claim this isn't good looking to not have to admit you were wrong, and proceed to not post the equivalent ugly shit from XIV
that's just a quest giver, or a job trainer
humes > middies
>The XI characters look like old school FF protags
No? All old school FF protags had really ornate, detailed outfits.
>moves the goalposts to clothing when we were talking about faces
Are you going to pretend that Tarutaru looks like a FF protagonist now?
They're intentionally reflective of chibi or "SD" (super-deformed) character sprites from the NES and SNES games.
That character has no nose, instead of a shit smear.
Are you going to pretend you wouldn't get your ass kicked by these little potatos?
Why did I read that as licked
they just might, still, tarutaru and lalafell are both pretty horny
there's supposedly some work actually being done on viera/hrothgar hats, and male viera have some code fiddling underneath the surface that makes it easier for hats to be made for them, so wait and see
I think ill do it for 6.55 and if stuff isn't better by dawntrail or 7.1 hat wise ill use the free fantasia to go back. I'm coming home boys.
good choice dude!
welcome home brother
>read as welcome homo
still not wrong
all male viera are at the very least bi, it's unavoidable. except the fujos i guess.
I'm just flat out a homosexual and I wish women would stop trying to approach me romantically ingame
can't avoid it sadly. twink look is popular.
This is true but I belong to the incredibly niche sect of bisexuality that absolutely fricking hates futa but also loves pegging. It's such a curse.
Are you going to pretend the Taru face isn't leagues better proportioned and modeled than any lalashit option?
That's the point being made. The XI faces are all as pretty and well modeled as a FF character should be, while the XIV options are all strange and awkward and misshapen no matter what features you pick
>used mods to look like a troony
why would you use extra steps to look like shit
moron that's literally from the endwalker benchmark those are base facial options.
>uses mods
>nooo why are you calling me out
Because there are pics like
literal already homosexual tier and you went the extra gay mile and downloaded addons
Thats the homosexualry you're working under
I'm sorry if that makes you butthurt but you need to stop being a dumb troony
i'm gay and like making my boy more attractive, that's all anon.
There are no mods in the screenshot you're talking about. Do you actually play the game?
Male vieras are gays with 0 muscle
That's correct, yes, but there are still no mods in that screenshot.
The body textures is a mod, and so is the mask
Please circle the body textures and mask in this image you accused of being modded
Stop responding to it.
I never said shit about that one, only
That one is modded
>I never said shit about the post I actually replied to
you fricking moron.
I accept your concession modbeast.
you're right here you actual chimp.
Backpedal harder you might impress Alexander.
That's not me
moron
>promotional material
>image search
>get nothing
With every lie you just make me more confident in my assessment that you're a dumb troony.
it is literally from the benchmark do not make me resub to the game to show you the face and facial hair options in the character creator you massive fricking troglodyte. I will fricking do it. I am that petty. I'm waiting to resub for the patch but I'll fricking do it right now just to spite your moronic ass.
You don't need to resub, you can just download the EW benchmark.
Even easier. I might as well do it now out of spite. I might even still have that installed.
>it was promotional material
>its a facial hair option
Nice back pedal, but how would subbing prove its not a mod?
Oh I don't have to sub as I was informed by an anon I can still download the benchmark. So now it will be even easier to prove since, as far as I'm aware, you can't mod the benchmark.
Do it
You can go into character creation right now and see the facial hair for yourself.
What option
they are not
>What option
Log into the game, load up character creation, and see for yourself. I'm busy playing FFXI right now.
YES THEY ARE YOU FRICKING homosexual
EAT SHIT moron
good job
>You guys want some pancakes?
>Bitches.
No its not you collosal moron
Its a product demonstration
Today you learned you dumb frick
>Its a product demonstration
And what is the purpose of a product demonstration, or as we call, a demo, anon?
It's to... promote... the retail product
is not a promotional material
look it up
You seem to be dodging the fact the facial hair does in fact exist in the base game and is not a mod.
Probably because you grew up without a father to teach you what personal responsibility is. Learn to lose with dignity. It will serve you well in life.
i'm not dodging he didnt even show what option it was
Im busy trying to find it
But its more like you fricking homosexuals are just lying.
You're going to make me open the benchmark AGAIN? After you clearly got blown the frick out once already? Just to lose AGAIN?
Die already moron.
>have a nice day
>die already
The fate of all trannies yes
I'm not the one that want to look a troony and then delibrated used options to look like a drag queen whilst being proud he did
But he and you are right
Congrats you both look like drag queens
You sure showed me
For screeching at everyone else for being a troony, you sure are taking pages out of their textbook with their inability to take responsibility for their own choices and blame literally everyone else for their lives, even when they're clearly in the wrong.
>thats a drag queen
>why arent you taking responsibly that i created a character that looks like a drag queen
Because thats moronic?
>that's a mod
>no it isnt
>prove it!
>proves it
>still a drag queen!
Nobody was debating the ugliness of the character. Viera don't look good with facial hair. What was being debated was whether it was a mod. It wasn't a mod. You were wrong. Fricking have a nice day troglodyte.
Yes still a drag queen
So you admit it wasn't in fact a mod, like you repeatedly claimed it was? I accept your concession!
You right it wasnt mods Drag queen
No, but you are the moron who said base game customization was a mod, and went on an autistic tirade until you were proven wrong. And even then couldn't admit you were incorrect. You just deflect like a little b***h.
>I'm not the one that want to look a troony and then delibrated used options to look like a drag queen whilst being proud he did
learn english moron
This has to be a public embarrassment fetish I refuse to believe you're actually this dumb.
>benchmark
>not promotional material
Anon please, you're too based, just let the schizo go. He will argue about anything for hours on end like he did last night with the VA thing.
This Black person has completely lost track of what posts he actually responded to and is just lashing out randomly
The second post he replied to with the three bunbois is mine, and does indeed have a body mod, some gear mods and a hair mod.
I wasn't the original person you were replying to, I was just calling you a moron for not realizing the picture you replied to was vanilla, you insipid moronic c**t. I'm a male. Was born male. Will always be male. I'm not a troony. Stop using troony as a buzzword for everything you disagree with or don't like as though it's some kind of all encompassing boogeyman it makes you look like a fricking moron.
Don't reply to me again.
You are a troony, you made a dumb looking troony and then paraded it around because there is no other personality trait you have.
I'm a male, that isn't my viera its literally from promotional material, your brain is likely addled by syphilis. Please see a medical professional.
There are no mods in that picture.
I'm not pretending, Lalafell look miles better than Tarutaru because they aren't forced to have shit smeared on their faces.
Because his entire life is centered around complaining that everyone doesn't play FFXI instead of XIV.
Lalas look like little deformed aliens, Taru meanwhile look like cute little potato people.
Lalas look like higher def Tarutaru with lighter skin, more feminine females, and no shit smear. This isn't a Mithra to Miqote situation where they actually turned them into kemomimi instead of furries where you have solid physical features to point to that you might prefer, there's really nothing you can say other than "I liked the shit smear." or "I like the WRITING better" vs the design.
I have yet to see a FFXI player character that didn't look like a secondary NPC that dies at the end of a plot arc.
faces are for cowards, wear a hat and a mask like a real black mage
the diameter of your hat directly correlates to the size of your flare
small hat BLMs have tiny DPS
Is this even the same WOL as Endwalker? I thought it was someone completely different
I has been the same since 1.0
Me have play since 2.0
meant to say "It".
though i'd admit it becomes confusing in the SB trailer, but both the monk and the samurai shown there are the same WoL
Some people are just so genetically blessed life must be easy mode.
on the other hand, he's the only one who ages (and by years at a time) while the other scions remain the same age
Aren't most of them knife ears anyway? They are supposed to age slow right?
not particularly?
but what i mean is
y'shtola, thancred, alisaie, alphinaud, urianger, krile, tataru, estinien, etc. all don't age. at all
alisaie and alphinaud have been 12 for ten years
I'm pretty sure Lalafells age really slowly anyway, aren't there NPCs in the Black Mage quest line who are hundreds of years old without being spirits?
Ququruka was sentenced to 100 years in prison and just went into meditation, but that's not normal for a Lalafell. He just used a black magic meditation technique to go into hibernation basically.
Most of these are knife ears though including lalafells. And Thancred has clearly aged.
True
If I wanted to get into this game what server or thing do I play?
play in the same server as your friends
if you are alone, it doesn't really matter
It doesn't matter. You'll spend most of your time in the free trial questing solo unless you're extremely social. Besides, you can travel to anyone in your region or pay to permanently transfer.
Do you think they'll touch up the starting cities? Uldah is rather bleak, Limsa has unlimited potential with the background and sea life it could add, and Gridania is pretty fricking ugly these days.
I don't think you're being realistic about the amount of work they're willing to put into this or the difference it'll ultimately end up making.
I don't think you've been looking at the previews and seeing just how much work they are willing to put into it.
The fricking update won't even apply to the whole game. This is next level laziness.
>The fricking update won't even apply to the whole game
yes it will
It literally does, all of it, characters, lighting, weather effects, world textures, zone design, gear.
You can even see that the aetheryte is improved there.
I'm not gonna bother upgrading until they release the benchmark. I bet my rig can handle the update.
I don't think is gonna happen but I would like to glam each Viper sword differently. Like having a comically long blade with a short one.
Consider how much they fricked up reaper I'm not expecting asymmetrical blades.
What went wrong with RPR?
90% of RPR scythes are overdesigned goofy looking garbage instead of nice slender weapons. They're also frick huge in order to accommodate roe, au ra and hroth.
>90% of RPR scythes are overdesigned goofy looking garbage instead of nice slender weapons
You do know you're playing a Final Fantasy game, right?
You do know you can do fantasy designs that don't look like giant pickaxes right?
He said FINAL Fantasy designs, not fantasy designs.
Its fricking Final Fantasy
Its an over the top edgy class IN Final Fantasy
What the frick are you expecting?
Feel free to ask if you want me to BTFO you more.
That's not slender at all.
Slender than the fricking bardiches we are stuck with in XIV
That is literally more slender than the starting scythe anon.
The only scythe that even comes close is the monstrum one and that is locked to an ugly purple color with a blade fatter than venats ass.
>fatter than venats ass.
you activated me
Thank god there are....
>126 final fantasy games
to cherry pick from
Jesus frick thats alot of games
Sice is cute. CUTE!
The fricking alternate ending will forever keep me wanting a sequel with proper persona relationship mechanics.
>proper persona relationship mechanics.
you heard him homosexual
kys finish high school first
Dial 8
>Make a lot of 10/10 sexo cute girls
>Don't allow to romance them
>Make the first FF game with a school setting
>Don't take advantage of it at all and just focus on generic and boring af war politics instead
Same. SE had the perfect potential to make their own FF version of Persona and they fricked it up
Tabata never misses a chance to disappoint.
>They're also frick huge in order to accommodate roe, au ra and hroth.
Weapons scale up automagically, weapons being racially scaled doesn't actually have a lot to do with why they're huge; it's why a roegadyn Samurai often has katanas the same size or even larger than the Dark Knight odachi "Odenta" that's equipped by a smaller race. Some weapons scale better than others, too, Blade's Resolve is a HUGE gunblade on smaller races, a toothpick on lalafell, and pretty proportionally well-fitted to roegadyns and hroths, but then you get Higan Shigan which is a very long katana already for smaller races, and so long it clips into the floor on roegadyns.
>Blade's Resolve is a toothpick on lalafell
I fricking hate it. I want to be a small person wielding a GIANT weapon. Why does everything have to fricking scale down all boringly?
What's the matter, little fella? Tiny hands can't handle a huge weapon?
They can but Yoshi won't let me.
Thick gunblades are cringe, i'm so sick of them, titania and edenmorn are the only good ones
At least make them thin and long instead of tiny on my Lalafell.
The nips liked Zero.
Yes we know they shit taste, especially the women
>Elvaan will never be in XIV
it hurts
oh nice a XIgay melty
haven't had that in a while
>melty
back to Xwitter, Xister
>doubling down
hue
It's pretty said you you can't even recreate the guy on the cover of the box, the closest you can get looks like someone modeled it after reading a description of him written in a language they don't understand
But the face on the right isn't even the WoL face moron.
There IS no WoL face in the game, moron. None of them look like this guy. Even Ardbert looks like a halfassed cosplayer.
Meteor's face IS in the game, you just can't use it in a player character model because it's coded as an NPC asset.
t. modder who uses him from time to time
show it
The actual WoLface doesn't look that much better, unfortunately. Less rugged, if anything, thanks to the gloss (which I don't mind, but in this case it works adversely)
Then again, this was shown off during the first FanFest. The Middie female also looks worse there than she does recently.
Yeah I wouldn't judge it based on first ff, the female middy in the pictomancer job trailer looks amazing.
The whole facial structure is off, not just from the CG model, but from beauty and symmetry standards period. All the faces are like this, which is strange because the team HAS modeled actual attractive faces on NPCs, so it's a deliberate choice to make players look less than ideal.
those damn sultry looks, make me feel fuzzy
Male vieras have anal worms and must wear diapers after the age of 25.
>doing ARR relics
>have to do nine fricking books just to go up one tier
They really did anything they could to make sure people kept playing base ARR, huh
Get the ZodiacBuddy and Sonar plugins to make your life substantially easier. Also yes relic weapons in ARR were a subscription trap, the nerf they received for completion in Heavensward was significantly lowering the number of mobs you had to kill on each book. All steps were significantly more arduous seeing as you couldn't cheese them, plugins didn't exist yet, player knowledge was low, and in general you didn't have many, many means that you do now.
Appreciate the plugins anon, thank you. Think I'll treat the current grind like I do the tribe quests and do one a day at most so I don't get pissed off.
Once you get past books and you're having to grind light for steps, by the by, you'll want to do unsynced speedruns of Aurum Vale, that's the fastest way. ZodiacBuddy will tell you if somebody's found a light bonus on some other piece of ARR content that can make it run even faster, though.
Yeah, I specifically held off on doing any book runs when I first started after finding out how long it was until I was max level just to cut down on the tedium a bit. Are the rest of the relics this obnoxious? I haven't touched Bozjia or Eureka at all.
ARR relics are the grindiest ones.
ARR and Eureka are the grindiest ones, and Eureka's grind gets substantially easier once you've already been through all the stuff to do there. ARR stays consistently grindy each and every time.
The problem with FFXI is that I'd be forced to play a Hume because:
>Elvaan were also giraffes
>Tarutaru are fricking ugly
>lol Galka
>Mithra are furries
And that sucks because humans are the most boring and worthless race in every fantasy game.
>And that sucks because humans are the most boring and worthless race in every fantasy game.
Sorry you're a sack of shit who hates himself anon
Better luck in the next life that you will do something to be proud of
Being exposed to something 24/7 does tend to make it bland, yes.
>Being exposed to something 24/7 does tend to make it bland, yes.
Not really, unless you yourself are bland.
Being obsessed with your self is Narcissism, anon.
Accusing everyone of narcissism is Leftoid Brainrot, anon.
humans are the coolest
I know this because I'm a human
I've grown to enjoy liking humans in fantasy settings. It creates a nice contrast. Also they're typically the best looking men. (that are actual men)
And it's not like Miqo'te, Au Ra or Viera are particularly exotic, lol.
Even a little bit of spice is better than none at all.
Nah, lol.
Your spice is a human with cat ears. Acting more exotic than thou is literal kemonomimi cope.
>Furgay whining again
irony
>I need as much spice as you can give me
>no that's too much
>not playing elf
holy shit
Look at those linebacker shoulders and gorilla arms.
How fricking skinny and frail are you that you think that is what linebacker shoulder and gorilla arms look like?
On a woman, anon.
It's great right
>why aren't these elves just humans with ears
That would be better, yes.
way to establish you're not the lowest common denominator anon
>anon immediately, desperately, seeks for masculine features to focus on
Anon, it's time to admit it to yourself.
>Anon, stop pointing out their flaws, be immediately distracted by the underwear!
You know what that underwear would look better on? A girl with feminine shoulders.
>I-I'm not gay, I swear! I just notice any time there's muscles or broad shoulders!
I saw a woman.
You saw a man.
We are not the same.
>It's gay to tell a woman apart from a man
XIgays are hard to like.
Sorry bro but lalas just look fricking weird, shrunken stretched out people with really bad proportions. Taru just look better and make more sense as being a tiny silly race.
i don't like lalas
or tarus
>Dude the shit smear makes them look so much better because old good new bad
Sorry, XIV races are deformed fetal alcohol syndrome victims.
>Repeating yourself
men..
how the frick did they manage to make mviera look better after the update
they got added in EW
do all male viera have a maid outfit?
>They didn't do four lords ultimate
I'm mad
>b-but they've never done a trial series ultimate before!
shut up b***h
>b-but they've never done a trial series ultimate before!
but they did ultimate weapon (ultimate), it's 4 trials one after another
Those are MSQ trials
yeah trials
>giving hats to the bimbos and furgays when they've been cutting miqote ears and tails off recently
trust the plan!
weirdly quiet since getting btfo. I guess the thread dying is your saving grace. Remember, it's DOWN THE ROAD for results, ACROSS THE STREET for attention.
>I'm not the one that want to look a troony
yes now go dilate
you first shit skin
Or and use your brain for this one
I proved it was troony game you dumb troons jump hoops to defend
This is either bait or a fetish. Regardless you should subscribe to duolingo or something your cadence is wrong from either being a moronic third worlder, or your speech degrades when you are upset. Probably both.
Why is this pajeet ESL homosexual always in these threads?
to make you seethe
Its the truth
I hope your mom gets the black death street shitter-kun.
Seethe coward you dont have balls to do it yourself
daily "literally cannot stop feeding the troll" FFXIV thread experience
happens all the time