Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth

It's been 42 days since this released and Square Enix hasn't announced its sales. Why?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    part 3 already announced. have a nice day schizo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woah woah woah man, relax. I was just asking a question is all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy your low budget game, friend

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not your friend, buddy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not your buddy, pal

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >enjoy your low budget game
        If it had been low budget from the start they could've remade the entire thing already and it would be more faithful too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just keep moving them goalposts

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What was the first goalpost?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's actually been hilarious watching the naysayers go from "the game will be cancelled or not be made" to "it's gonna be low budget."

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the game will be cancelled or not be made
              No one said that. We said no one will buy part 2 because of the bait and switch part 1 did. And we were right since part 2 flopped hard.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Previously when Remake was announced to be episodic, they claimed it was gonna be like 10 games.
              Then they claimed it was gonna be cancelled after Part 1, but then Rebirth was announced.
              Then they claimed that it was going to be completely different from OG after Part 1's ending. But then 90% of the overall story beats and progression were the same, and expanded on.
              And now here we are, them trying to doompost about that Part 3 is somehow gonna be "low budget" because of a "flop" they made up in their heads. Completely ignoring they have the same team since Part 1, with assets built up across 6+ years of development, and Sony exclusivity funding.
              They've been crying about it for years on this anonymous video game message board, and it's been fricking hilarious.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Then they claimed that it was going to be completely different from OG after Part 1's ending
                And we were right.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What was the sentence I wrote immediately after that? Do you have TikTok brain?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Then they claimed that it was going to be completely different from OG after Part 1's ending
                That's what people WANTED, dumbass. No one was satisfied with Remake's "same, but kind of different" approach and wanted a totally different story for Rebirth (because if they're going to change things, at least commit and go all the way), which they didn't. Everything remains the same, it's so tiring, tbh.
                They should decide if they want to do a remake or a sequel already, because the way things are, it is dividing the few fans that the R trilogy has.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It doesn't please nostalgia gays(It's not turn based)
                >It doesn't please purist gays(Time Jannies, Sephiroth every 5 minutes)
                >It doesn't please change gays(Everything plays exactly the same)
                >It doesn't please theorycrafting gays(All theories before Rebirth didn't happened, because everything played exactly the same)
                Who did this game NOT disappoint?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not turn based
                Outside of shitposters does anyone actually want ff7's old shit combat again?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, me.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                then play the old game and stop worrying about the remake? are you moronic?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I played the old game, Im not worried about the remake, what the frick are you talking about.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly I've always thought ATB was putrid shit and it's why I've never been much of a FF person. It didn't bother me in Chrono Trigger though and I couldn't explain to you why.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, people are older and is one platform only
                Using your logic, mgs3 sold like 6 millions, the faithful remake should sell 10 millions at least, right? Market changed

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How is it purist to not want time travel and multiverses? Purists are the ones clamoring for turn based just because.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >first people complained it’s not a 1to1 remake
                >now there’s claims that the “fans” wanted it to be completely different
                Fricking hilarious that the doomers shift the goalpost constantly.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone hated that the remake was not a remake and went a different story direction
                >the few homosexuals left as fans hated that rebirth was just trying retell the same story
                there aint no doomposting anymore when the games both flopped already. Its just a fact the game pleases nobody outside brandcucks at this point.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay. See you in 3-4 years when Part 3 releases fine, and you’ll still be repeating “flop! flop! flop!” on this anonymous video game message board for years.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How can you be this obtuse? Have you never heard of "if you try to please everyone you'll please no one?" His point is obviously that although he doesn't like the changes, it would be better to commit to changes and completely change the story rather than do this half-assed middle ground that pleases no one. You can't actually be this stupid.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dang it's been that long? I haven't finished it yet it's super juicy. Plus Dogma 2 and Ronin, too many exclusives on Ps5

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Klem go back to codg you fricking idiot
      >t. your bas-bro

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Morelen

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Redditfantasy 7: Redditbirth

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PS5 has no games and low sales

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since the PC version is coming in a little over a month and a half, they're probably not going to announce anything until after then. There are going to be holdouts with the PC version coming so soon. I bought the PS5 and PC versions of Remake, but there's no point in doing that with Rebirth.
    But, doomposters, consider this:
    >300k physical in Japan
    >300k physical in the UK
    >Was the top seller on Japanese PS store for February (which was the days of Feb 29-March 2), beating out shit that was there for weeks already.
    >#2 seller on PS store for February (same date restrictions) in the US and UK, behind Helldivers, so the sales ceiling is high.
    >No indication of US physical sales, but I know plenty who bought it.
    >Everyone is playing it. It's not like it's currently pirateable, so it people are clearly buying it.
    Since the Epic deal is dead, we should have a reasonable indication of player count on PC when it comes to Steam in May or soon after. Also, they're selling a bundle with Remake that is attractive to new players, so expect a million or two more sales for Remake added on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Since the PC version is coming in a little over a month and a half
      PC cucks actually believe this eh? Kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're genuinely insane. Sure Sony only paid for 3 months of exclusivity, but it's going to take Square a full year to get around to releasing it on the Epic Store.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>300k physical in Japan
      >300k physical in the UK
      Lower than 16
      >>Was the top seller on Japanese PS store for February
      PS5 has no games. Of course a timed exclusive would lead in it's own ballpark.
      >>#2 seller on PS store for February (same date restrictions) in the US and UK
      ....and falling to 2nd is embarassing. There is nothing else to play on the PS5.
      >>No indication of US physical sales, but I know plenty who bought it.
      Hearsay
      is playing it.
      ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hi Barry

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not your boogeyman, and I gave you facts that you can't dispute. I don't know if the game sucks or not, but there's no indication it flopped based on what I see so far and the impending PC release.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every Discord server I'm on, the vast majority of the Snoys are playing it, discussing battles or story points.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wow, such a large sample size.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've got over 2000 people across various Discord servers. That's better than a typical poll sample.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you know I've spent the last 6 weeks thinking the game has flopped, but you've really opened my eyes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You want it to flop because it would satisfy some sort of schizophrenic goal in your head and let you "win." But you'll never win if you seethe about games.you can't play on the internet.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >seethe about games.you can't play on the internet.
                What do you mean? I finished the game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can't have finished it, because that would require buying it, which nobody did.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Some morons like me wasted $70 on it, but there aren't a lot of us.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It sold exactly zero copies. Square would have told us if it had sold anything.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Blow me, you disingenuous wienersucker. No one is saying the game sold 0 copies. We're saying it sold less than XVI, which did not sell well.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're lying, Barry. XVI was the biggest success Square ever had.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >XVI was the biggest success Square ever had.
                Kek

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wheres the Ultimania?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It flopped
    simple as

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >My copy of Ultimania is out for delivery
    Its happening bros!

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I should have my copy in a few hours. Any section I should lookup first? I have no scanner but can translate the text blurbs

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    postan a larry bait

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now post how all 3 sega slop games are already at half priced after 1 month lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shut up larry

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >still clinging onto a 10 year old visual novel
          shatlus really is dead

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vinny is finally about to go for the Golden Saucer date

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it flopped. if it sold well then they wouldn't shut up snout it.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey guys do you want a FFVII remake?
    >Yea
    >Ok we're making a FFVII remake will you buy it?
    >Yea
    >It's named FFVII:REMAKE because it is a FFVII remake you will buy this right?
    >Yea
    >here is a demo that is a very close recreation of the bombing mission as you would expect of a remake from our FFVII:REMAKE, you will buy the full $70 game right?
    >Yea
    >Ok guys here's your FFVII spin off sequel, FFVII:REMAKE
    >huh?
    A real mystery why no one came back for Part 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And now apparently the fans wanted it to be wildly different for part 2?

      >Then they claimed that it was going to be completely different from OG after Part 1's ending
      That's what people WANTED, dumbass. No one was satisfied with Remake's "same, but kind of different" approach and wanted a totally different story for Rebirth (because if they're going to change things, at least commit and go all the way), which they didn't. Everything remains the same, it's so tiring, tbh.
      They should decide if they want to do a remake or a sequel already, because the way things are, it is dividing the few fans that the R trilogy has.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2.2m

    OH NO NO NO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      releasing the nibbaheim and junon demos separately was a stupid idea

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >March Physical Sales in Japan (Digital not included) from February 26 to March 31st:

    >1. FF7 Rebirth - 310k
    2. Princess Peach Showtime - 104k
    >3. Rise of the Ronin - 84k
    4. Dragon’s Dogma 2 - 77k
    >5. Unicorn Overlord (Switch) - 61k

    https://www.famitsu.com/news/amp/202404/11339026.php

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Famitsu
      Why do people keep using this? Anons already exposed chinks have to buy nintendo products through japanese shops

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So? You're point being? They're still physical sales in Japan, moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't even hit XVI's first week sales.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >310k in 34 days
      >not even half of week 1 remake sales
      >remake still only shipped 5 mil in 5 months
      kek the SE and FF are truly dead at this point. rest in piss SE you wont be missed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unicorn overflop that low
      that's with the shitch boost kek

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should've made it a live service game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you arent even human if you play slotmachine games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Love how mihoyo keeps mogging nintendo

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