Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth

It's been 42 days since this released and Square Enix hasn't announced its sales. Why?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    part 3 already announced. have a nice day schizo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Woah woah woah man, relax. I was just asking a question is all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy your low budget game, friend

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not your friend, buddy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not your buddy, pal

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >enjoy your low budget game
        If it had been low budget from the start they could've remade the entire thing already and it would be more faithful too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        just keep moving them goalposts

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What was the first goalpost?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's actually been hilarious watching the naysayers go from "the game will be cancelled or not be made" to "it's gonna be low budget."

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >the game will be cancelled or not be made
              No one said that. We said no one will buy part 2 because of the bait and switch part 1 did. And we were right since part 2 flopped hard.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Previously when Remake was announced to be episodic, they claimed it was gonna be like 10 games.
              Then they claimed it was gonna be cancelled after Part 1, but then Rebirth was announced.
              Then they claimed that it was going to be completely different from OG after Part 1's ending. But then 90% of the overall story beats and progression were the same, and expanded on.
              And now here we are, them trying to doompost about that Part 3 is somehow gonna be "low budget" because of a "flop" they made up in their heads. Completely ignoring they have the same team since Part 1, with assets built up across 6+ years of development, and Sony exclusivity funding.
              They've been crying about it for years on this anonymous video game message board, and it's been fricking hilarious.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Then they claimed that it was going to be completely different from OG after Part 1's ending
                And we were right.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What was the sentence I wrote immediately after that? Do you have TikTok brain?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Then they claimed that it was going to be completely different from OG after Part 1's ending
                That's what people WANTED, dumbass. No one was satisfied with Remake's "same, but kind of different" approach and wanted a totally different story for Rebirth (because if they're going to change things, at least commit and go all the way), which they didn't. Everything remains the same, it's so tiring, tbh.
                They should decide if they want to do a remake or a sequel already, because the way things are, it is dividing the few fans that the R trilogy has.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >It doesn't please nostalgia gays(It's not turn based)
                >It doesn't please purist gays(Time Jannies, Sephiroth every 5 minutes)
                >It doesn't please change gays(Everything plays exactly the same)
                >It doesn't please theorycrafting gays(All theories before Rebirth didn't happened, because everything played exactly the same)
                Who did this game NOT disappoint?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not turn based
                Outside of shitposters does anyone actually want ff7's old shit combat again?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                then play the old game and stop worrying about the remake? are you moronic?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I played the old game, Im not worried about the remake, what the frick are you talking about.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly I've always thought ATB was putrid shit and it's why I've never been much of a FF person. It didn't bother me in Chrono Trigger though and I couldn't explain to you why.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, people are older and is one platform only
                Using your logic, mgs3 sold like 6 millions, the faithful remake should sell 10 millions at least, right? Market changed

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How is it purist to not want time travel and multiverses? Purists are the ones clamoring for turn based just because.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >first people complained it’s not a 1to1 remake
                >now there’s claims that the “fans” wanted it to be completely different
                Fricking hilarious that the doomers shift the goalpost constantly.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone hated that the remake was not a remake and went a different story direction
                >the few homosexuals left as fans hated that rebirth was just trying retell the same story
                there aint no doomposting anymore when the games both flopped already. Its just a fact the game pleases nobody outside brandcucks at this point.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Okay. See you in 3-4 years when Part 3 releases fine, and you’ll still be repeating “flop! flop! flop!” on this anonymous video game message board for years.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How can you be this obtuse? Have you never heard of "if you try to please everyone you'll please no one?" His point is obviously that although he doesn't like the changes, it would be better to commit to changes and completely change the story rather than do this half-assed middle ground that pleases no one. You can't actually be this stupid.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dang it's been that long? I haven't finished it yet it's super juicy. Plus Dogma 2 and Ronin, too many exclusives on Ps5

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Klem go back to codg you fricking idiot
      >t. your bas-bro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Morelen

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Redditfantasy 7: Redditbirth

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    PS5 has no games and low sales

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Since the PC version is coming in a little over a month and a half, they're probably not going to announce anything until after then. There are going to be holdouts with the PC version coming so soon. I bought the PS5 and PC versions of Remake, but there's no point in doing that with Rebirth.
    But, doomposters, consider this:
    >300k physical in Japan
    >300k physical in the UK
    >Was the top seller on Japanese PS store for February (which was the days of Feb 29-March 2), beating out shit that was there for weeks already.
    >#2 seller on PS store for February (same date restrictions) in the US and UK, behind Helldivers, so the sales ceiling is high.
    >No indication of US physical sales, but I know plenty who bought it.
    >Everyone is playing it. It's not like it's currently pirateable, so it people are clearly buying it.
    Since the Epic deal is dead, we should have a reasonable indication of player count on PC when it comes to Steam in May or soon after. Also, they're selling a bundle with Remake that is attractive to new players, so expect a million or two more sales for Remake added on.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Since the PC version is coming in a little over a month and a half
      PC cucks actually believe this eh? Kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're genuinely insane. Sure Sony only paid for 3 months of exclusivity, but it's going to take Square a full year to get around to releasing it on the Epic Store.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>300k physical in Japan
      >300k physical in the UK
      Lower than 16
      >>Was the top seller on Japanese PS store for February
      PS5 has no games. Of course a timed exclusive would lead in it's own ballpark.
      >>#2 seller on PS store for February (same date restrictions) in the US and UK
      ....and falling to 2nd is embarassing. There is nothing else to play on the PS5.
      >>No indication of US physical sales, but I know plenty who bought it.
      Hearsay
      is playing it.
      ?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hi Barry

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not your boogeyman, and I gave you facts that you can't dispute. I don't know if the game sucks or not, but there's no indication it flopped based on what I see so far and the impending PC release.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Every Discord server I'm on, the vast majority of the Snoys are playing it, discussing battles or story points.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wow, such a large sample size.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've got over 2000 people across various Discord servers. That's better than a typical poll sample.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you know I've spent the last 6 weeks thinking the game has flopped, but you've really opened my eyes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You want it to flop because it would satisfy some sort of schizophrenic goal in your head and let you "win." But you'll never win if you seethe about games.you can't play on the internet.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >seethe about games.you can't play on the internet.
                What do you mean? I finished the game

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You can't have finished it, because that would require buying it, which nobody did.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Some morons like me wasted $70 on it, but there aren't a lot of us.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It sold exactly zero copies. Square would have told us if it had sold anything.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Blow me, you disingenuous wienersucker. No one is saying the game sold 0 copies. We're saying it sold less than XVI, which did not sell well.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're lying, Barry. XVI was the biggest success Square ever had.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >XVI was the biggest success Square ever had.
                Kek

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wheres the Ultimania?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It flopped
    simple as

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >My copy of Ultimania is out for delivery
    Its happening bros!

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I should have my copy in a few hours. Any section I should lookup first? I have no scanner but can translate the text blurbs

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    postan a larry bait

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      now post how all 3 sega slop games are already at half priced after 1 month lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        shut up larry

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >still clinging onto a 10 year old visual novel
          shatlus really is dead

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vinny is finally about to go for the Golden Saucer date

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it flopped. if it sold well then they wouldn't shut up snout it.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey guys do you want a FFVII remake?
    >Yea
    >Ok we're making a FFVII remake will you buy it?
    >Yea
    >It's named FFVII:REMAKE because it is a FFVII remake you will buy this right?
    >Yea
    >here is a demo that is a very close recreation of the bombing mission as you would expect of a remake from our FFVII:REMAKE, you will buy the full $70 game right?
    >Yea
    >Ok guys here's your FFVII spin off sequel, FFVII:REMAKE
    >huh?
    A real mystery why no one came back for Part 2

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And now apparently the fans wanted it to be wildly different for part 2?

      >Then they claimed that it was going to be completely different from OG after Part 1's ending
      That's what people WANTED, dumbass. No one was satisfied with Remake's "same, but kind of different" approach and wanted a totally different story for Rebirth (because if they're going to change things, at least commit and go all the way), which they didn't. Everything remains the same, it's so tiring, tbh.
      They should decide if they want to do a remake or a sequel already, because the way things are, it is dividing the few fans that the R trilogy has.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2.2m

    OH NO NO NO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      releasing the nibbaheim and junon demos separately was a stupid idea

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >March Physical Sales in Japan (Digital not included) from February 26 to March 31st:

    >1. FF7 Rebirth - 310k
    2. Princess Peach Showtime - 104k
    >3. Rise of the Ronin - 84k
    4. Dragon’s Dogma 2 - 77k
    >5. Unicorn Overlord (Switch) - 61k

    https://www.famitsu.com/news/amp/202404/11339026.php

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Famitsu
      Why do people keep using this? Anons already exposed chinks have to buy nintendo products through japanese shops

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So? You're point being? They're still physical sales in Japan, moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't even hit XVI's first week sales.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >310k in 34 days
      >not even half of week 1 remake sales
      >remake still only shipped 5 mil in 5 months
      kek the SE and FF are truly dead at this point. rest in piss SE you wont be missed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >unicorn overflop that low
      that's with the shitch boost kek

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should've made it a live service game.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you arent even human if you play slotmachine games

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Love how mihoyo keeps mogging nintendo

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