Final Fantasy XIV

The new Criterion Dungeon is the hardest non-Ultimate content in the entire expansion and the rewards STILL suck wiener.

What the frick is YoshiP thinking?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    dead game

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    its too midcore for the average semicasual raider

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're on fire today

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    But the glam weapons are way better looking than the ult glowsticks.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't matter. It's still a garbage idea implemented badly.

      Savage Criterion is too difficult, and you need to do Savage raids anyway to get the materials to get Augmented tome weapons anyway.

      Maybe, MAYBE if it allowed you to skip the augmented stage it would be worthwhile - right now, it isn't.

      I just don't understand who this content is for anymore.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its for the hardcore raiders. If it was for casuals or midcore it wouldn't require gear.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          But the hardcore raiders are also complaining about it. So again I ask, who is it for?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            maybe we need better semi-hardcore content

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That was the original point of Criterion dungeons. Be a semi-hardcore version of dungeons. Now it's turning into Ultimate-light.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro all they do is complain, that's why they get catered to so hard despite being less than 1% of the playerbase.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rewards for doing Criterion Savage
            >Title
            >Glowy weapon
            >Framer kit
            Rewards for doing Ultimates
            >Title
            >Glowy weapon
            >Framer kit
            According to the hardcore raiders, the former has too few rewards, latter is the best content in the game.
            Maybe SE should look to something else in the content that is lacking, rather than the reward structure. Clearly the players have no fricking clue what they want

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              this is why listening to the midcore dimwits is an issue
              nobody cared about midcore until zepla memed it into existence suddenly everyone talks about rewards and what midcore content they want
              i like criterion because it adds new mechanics to not only savage-type content but also 4-man content

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              When people were promised hard dungeons, they didn't expecto r want 4-man Ultimates, not even hardcore raiders. They wanted some alternative to raiding for the people who preferred 4man content. Criterion is not that.

              Criterion doesn't need to be diet coke Ultimates and it never should have attempted to be.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Normal Criterion is comparable to Savage
                Savage Criterion is comparable to Ultimate
                They are alternatives to raiding for people who prefer 4man content.
                >Normal Criterion doesn't drop gear upgrades
                Yeah, it probably should, but I'm not convinced it would make much of a difference

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Normal Criterion is comparable to Savage
                ahahahahahaahahahahahahahah

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. This mouse is more complex than the average 1st savage boss in a tier.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                the face of a killer

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                what a joke

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I only did the first one because I took a break when the 2nd launched and I haven't had a chance to do the new one yet.
                Took our group maybe 4-5 lockouts to complete blind, if anything it's easier than Savage which is fine since we had bis at the time. I heard the newer ones are harder, but newer Savages are also harder than the first tier

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but I'm not convinced it would make much of a difference
                It absolutely would.

                Imagine, for a second, that Criterion normal had unique armor sets that were comparable to Savage gear - you get one piece of gear from each boss you kill every week, guaranteed. This change alone would make it one of the most popular pieces of content in the whole game. But Square Enix is too much of a fricking coward to do it because muh status quo.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i am trying to find this Ultra popular game on twitch
    where is it

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Give savage tier ilvl but you need savage ilvl to do it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about Ultimates

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I despise this passive aggressive posting style, you are such a massive homosexual

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here's one more for you
          >Savage criterion bad for no gear upgrade
          >Ultimate good for no gear upgrade

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't do ultimate for the ilvl and while you might not entirely for criterion, it's the only reason for reclearing it.
            Be quiet for several days.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The reason for reclearing criterion savage is to get glowy weapons for multiple jobs

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >while you might not entirely for criterion, it's the only reason for reclearing it
              What are you even talking about? You need bis to do criterion savage. The only gear it gives is a weapon that's way more work than just reclearing p12s.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's what i'm saying

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Criterion Savage is Ultimate for 4-man groups.
                You get a useless weapon stats wise, but you can flex with it in Limsa.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The weapon is fine, the rest is kinda still shit though
                Does it even have a title?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                just like ultimates
                why are e-celeb watchers so dumb?
                this is just an ultimate-lite which everyone should be fine with

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >which everyone should be fine with
                No one is fine with it because it caters to raidtrannies while the casual player is starving for literally anything to do.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                do island?
                do anything else that they haven't completed yet
                now, you say
                >while the casual player is starving for literally anything to do
                why would a casual player just remain subbed when he knows there's nothing for him? what exactly is the point of appealing to casuals when casuals don't really want anything or have a drive towards something?
                like are you understanding what you're asking for for casuals?
                casuals don't give a shit about the state of the game or its contents, that's why they're casuals

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what exactly is the point of appealing to casuals
                They're 99% of the playerbase.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                they aren't 99% and they aren't even 99% of the subscribed playerbase and in fact they aren't even subscribed for most of the year
                do you understand what casuals mean? casual isn't just "being bad at the game so they need easy content" casual is literally just revisiting the game when they feel like it
                it's like saying a ranked mode in a video game or character balance adjustments should be made towards what's stomping the casuals, where the casuals are just there to press buttons and see flashy things

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you think hardcore raiders are subbed for more of the year than casuals you're genuinely moronic.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, it seems YOU are the genuinely moronic here, what the frick do you mean hardcore raiders aren't subbed most of the year? they're subbed WAY more than casuals
                you're delusional, you literally have no direction in your argument which makes me think you just got it from someplace else
                last reply you get from me, apply your brain, dumbass

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >casual isn't just "being bad at the game so they need easy content"
                that's what most people mean when they say casual in FFXIV

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                then they're stupid
                you can remain subbed, literally tackle all the content and still be trash at the game
                for example those players like zepla that have constant awful parses in every encounter yet they still manage to do it or get carried in it
                casual should be taken as a time measurement, you play less than 100 hours total a year or some shit like that but to say that players that are trash deserve content even though they don't care about it is just a total delusional statement and fricking moronic
                i'm mad

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Truly casual players prog the raid tier for the whole patch cycle. I know a couple of groups who never finished P8S, or finished it after the last tier came out. They never run out of things to do because they play so slowly that new shit is always around the corner.
                Those people are the happiest group I've interacted with in this game. They raid maybe once or twice a week, collect glam, do roulettes and just hang around in the game. And yes, believe it or not, I have talked with people who genuinely enjoy the Island Sanctuary.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you can do it with Zeromus wep and up to P11s gear

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        but up to p11s gear is all the gear except the weapon

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          9 and 11 are not really hard, 10 is kinda fricked even on reclears

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The new Criterion Dungeon is the hardest non-Ultimate
    Fall Guys is down the hall and to the left.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the difference between a criterion and a normal dungeon? Just the difficulty?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bosses are way harder, like Savage Raid-level hard (and this one is harder than the other 2)
      Trash is less braindead and require you to actually understand what they're doing and to even (gasp) use your interrupts on some of them.
      Rezzes are limited - only 4 resurrection charges at most.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds kinda fun actually

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    tbh the criterion mount should've been the left path boss instead of the wood-dog thing

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The weapon is glowy, it's not just an upgrade anymore, it's a glam piece. Maybe I'm a Yoshi-P simp but that should be enough for a mini ultimate.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does it take 5 minutes to reserve a instance for new content full of people
    this shit already takes long enough
    useless fricking incompetent japs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      On Chaos my last 4 have all been instant but this morning it was taking a few minutes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh that's why it took so long, I tried it just once and I wondered why there were queues, but I guess their instance servers are trash.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      remember when Amdapor Keep had a 25 minute wait even with a 4 man premade? i also remember 10 minute garuda hm queues for premades when the mahatma step came out

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Instance servers are dying because too many people are trying to do it. Happens during expac launches too.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hear that the snapshotting in the fall guys event is terrible
    >oh it can't be that ba-
    >it actually is that bad

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its literally the same as everything else. Do you even play the game?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No dude, it's worse.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've been doing p12s part 2 today, and fall guys
        The exaflares on fall guys stage 3 feel much less forgiving

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get players excited for medium difficulty dungeons
    >it's actually just savage raiding with 4 people
    >perfect opportunity to provide augmentation items to alleviate complaints about upgrading tome gear
    >instead you clear it 100 times to sell a mount on the marketboard
    >players feedback that they want augmentation items in the criterion mode
    >give them a glamour weapon from the savage mode instead

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PLEASE ASMON COME BACK TO OUR GAME PLEASE
    Why is yoship so desperate?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So does NIN have the speedboost in Fall Guys or not?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no. because if you did you'd see A: nothing but ninjas in there or B: shrieking from Ganker that a combat class has an advantage in a side game

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh
        i'm ashamedly a dirty metaslave but now i'm happier about my win

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hope the Black person that designed this fricking fall guys shit gets shot

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just don't do it if you don't like it. The rewards are ugly as shit anyway.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the new emote is a great shitposting emote for pvp

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          So do literally 2 matches and you'll have enough for it. You don't even need to win, just make it to the 3rd round which is piss easy.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Normal Criterion now gives alternative raid gear (not tome upgrades)
    >Savage Criterion has a checkpoint after last boss and includes a Savage only version of the hidden boss + every Savage Criterion has a similar cool weapon to the new one
    There, I fixed Criterions. Now surely nobody can complain

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would rather it give criterion only gear with haste and shit like Eureka.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    fall guys is kinda fun

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Purplelala a cute

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf is that the real the lala?

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post your character doing /humbletriumph right NOW

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get hit by everything even though its not even close to me
    >while standing on a group of other people
    >none of them get hit by it
    >my ping is 30ms
    what the ever living frick

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be brutally honest anons, does playing Fall Guys in XIV make you want to play actual Fall Guys the game?
    Because that's the goal here.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That isnt necessarily why you advertise, it can simply be a reminder of having the superior product.
      Coke doesnt care if you don't wanna drink coke, they still collab over christmas so you don't forget

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It sure made me despise Fall Guys more than I used to

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no but even if it did, i wouldn't install EGS for any reason

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    does the furniture hammer spin

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no thighlander gf

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bazztek is actively seething in the other thread

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    When they start pushing all these clown themes and gender bending ideals like in Destiny 2, it loses all its appeal to me. I predict Destiny and FF14 will die out soon when they push out stuff like this. Enjoy clown world!

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