The new Criterion Dungeon is the hardest non-Ultimate content in the entire expansion and the rewards STILL suck wiener.
What the frick is YoshiP thinking?
The new Criterion Dungeon is the hardest non-Ultimate content in the entire expansion and the rewards STILL suck wiener.
What the frick is YoshiP thinking?
dead game
its too midcore for the average semicasual raider
You're on fire today
But the glam weapons are way better looking than the ult glowsticks.
Doesn't matter. It's still a garbage idea implemented badly.
Savage Criterion is too difficult, and you need to do Savage raids anyway to get the materials to get Augmented tome weapons anyway.
Maybe, MAYBE if it allowed you to skip the augmented stage it would be worthwhile - right now, it isn't.
I just don't understand who this content is for anymore.
Its for the hardcore raiders. If it was for casuals or midcore it wouldn't require gear.
But the hardcore raiders are also complaining about it. So again I ask, who is it for?
maybe we need better semi-hardcore content
That was the original point of Criterion dungeons. Be a semi-hardcore version of dungeons. Now it's turning into Ultimate-light.
Bro all they do is complain, that's why they get catered to so hard despite being less than 1% of the playerbase.
Rewards for doing Criterion Savage
>Title
>Glowy weapon
>Framer kit
Rewards for doing Ultimates
>Title
>Glowy weapon
>Framer kit
According to the hardcore raiders, the former has too few rewards, latter is the best content in the game.
Maybe SE should look to something else in the content that is lacking, rather than the reward structure. Clearly the players have no fricking clue what they want
this is why listening to the midcore dimwits is an issue
nobody cared about midcore until zepla memed it into existence suddenly everyone talks about rewards and what midcore content they want
i like criterion because it adds new mechanics to not only savage-type content but also 4-man content
When people were promised hard dungeons, they didn't expecto r want 4-man Ultimates, not even hardcore raiders. They wanted some alternative to raiding for the people who preferred 4man content. Criterion is not that.
Criterion doesn't need to be diet coke Ultimates and it never should have attempted to be.
Normal Criterion is comparable to Savage
Savage Criterion is comparable to Ultimate
They are alternatives to raiding for people who prefer 4man content.
>Normal Criterion doesn't drop gear upgrades
Yeah, it probably should, but I'm not convinced it would make much of a difference
>Normal Criterion is comparable to Savage
ahahahahahaahahahahahahahah
Yes. This mouse is more complex than the average 1st savage boss in a tier.
the face of a killer
what a joke
I only did the first one because I took a break when the 2nd launched and I haven't had a chance to do the new one yet.
Took our group maybe 4-5 lockouts to complete blind, if anything it's easier than Savage which is fine since we had bis at the time. I heard the newer ones are harder, but newer Savages are also harder than the first tier
>but I'm not convinced it would make much of a difference
It absolutely would.
Imagine, for a second, that Criterion normal had unique armor sets that were comparable to Savage gear - you get one piece of gear from each boss you kill every week, guaranteed. This change alone would make it one of the most popular pieces of content in the whole game. But Square Enix is too much of a fricking coward to do it because muh status quo.
i am trying to find this Ultra popular game on twitch
where is it
>Give savage tier ilvl but you need savage ilvl to do it
But enough about Ultimates
I despise this passive aggressive posting style, you are such a massive homosexual
Here's one more for you
>Savage criterion bad for no gear upgrade
>Ultimate good for no gear upgrade
You don't do ultimate for the ilvl and while you might not entirely for criterion, it's the only reason for reclearing it.
Be quiet for several days.
The reason for reclearing criterion savage is to get glowy weapons for multiple jobs
>while you might not entirely for criterion, it's the only reason for reclearing it
What are you even talking about? You need bis to do criterion savage. The only gear it gives is a weapon that's way more work than just reclearing p12s.
That's what i'm saying
Criterion Savage is Ultimate for 4-man groups.
You get a useless weapon stats wise, but you can flex with it in Limsa.
The weapon is fine, the rest is kinda still shit though
Does it even have a title?
just like ultimates
why are e-celeb watchers so dumb?
this is just an ultimate-lite which everyone should be fine with
>which everyone should be fine with
No one is fine with it because it caters to raidtrannies while the casual player is starving for literally anything to do.
do island?
do anything else that they haven't completed yet
now, you say
>while the casual player is starving for literally anything to do
why would a casual player just remain subbed when he knows there's nothing for him? what exactly is the point of appealing to casuals when casuals don't really want anything or have a drive towards something?
like are you understanding what you're asking for for casuals?
casuals don't give a shit about the state of the game or its contents, that's why they're casuals
>what exactly is the point of appealing to casuals
They're 99% of the playerbase.
they aren't 99% and they aren't even 99% of the subscribed playerbase and in fact they aren't even subscribed for most of the year
do you understand what casuals mean? casual isn't just "being bad at the game so they need easy content" casual is literally just revisiting the game when they feel like it
it's like saying a ranked mode in a video game or character balance adjustments should be made towards what's stomping the casuals, where the casuals are just there to press buttons and see flashy things
If you think hardcore raiders are subbed for more of the year than casuals you're genuinely moronic.
no, it seems YOU are the genuinely moronic here, what the frick do you mean hardcore raiders aren't subbed most of the year? they're subbed WAY more than casuals
you're delusional, you literally have no direction in your argument which makes me think you just got it from someplace else
last reply you get from me, apply your brain, dumbass
>casual isn't just "being bad at the game so they need easy content"
that's what most people mean when they say casual in FFXIV
then they're stupid
you can remain subbed, literally tackle all the content and still be trash at the game
for example those players like zepla that have constant awful parses in every encounter yet they still manage to do it or get carried in it
casual should be taken as a time measurement, you play less than 100 hours total a year or some shit like that but to say that players that are trash deserve content even though they don't care about it is just a total delusional statement and fricking moronic
i'm mad
Truly casual players prog the raid tier for the whole patch cycle. I know a couple of groups who never finished P8S, or finished it after the last tier came out. They never run out of things to do because they play so slowly that new shit is always around the corner.
Those people are the happiest group I've interacted with in this game. They raid maybe once or twice a week, collect glam, do roulettes and just hang around in the game. And yes, believe it or not, I have talked with people who genuinely enjoy the Island Sanctuary.
I bet you can do it with Zeromus wep and up to P11s gear
but up to p11s gear is all the gear except the weapon
9 and 11 are not really hard, 10 is kinda fricked even on reclears
>The new Criterion Dungeon is the hardest non-Ultimate
Fall Guys is down the hall and to the left.
What's the difference between a criterion and a normal dungeon? Just the difficulty?
Bosses are way harder, like Savage Raid-level hard (and this one is harder than the other 2)
Trash is less braindead and require you to actually understand what they're doing and to even (gasp) use your interrupts on some of them.
Rezzes are limited - only 4 resurrection charges at most.
Sounds kinda fun actually
tbh the criterion mount should've been the left path boss instead of the wood-dog thing
The weapon is glowy, it's not just an upgrade anymore, it's a glam piece. Maybe I'm a Yoshi-P simp but that should be enough for a mini ultimate.
why does it take 5 minutes to reserve a instance for new content full of people
this shit already takes long enough
useless fricking incompetent japs
On Chaos my last 4 have all been instant but this morning it was taking a few minutes
Oh that's why it took so long, I tried it just once and I wondered why there were queues, but I guess their instance servers are trash.
remember when Amdapor Keep had a 25 minute wait even with a 4 man premade? i also remember 10 minute garuda hm queues for premades when the mahatma step came out
Instance servers are dying because too many people are trying to do it. Happens during expac launches too.
>hear that the snapshotting in the fall guys event is terrible
>oh it can't be that ba-
>it actually is that bad
Its literally the same as everything else. Do you even play the game?
No dude, it's worse.
I've been doing p12s part 2 today, and fall guys
The exaflares on fall guys stage 3 feel much less forgiving
>get players excited for medium difficulty dungeons
>it's actually just savage raiding with 4 people
>perfect opportunity to provide augmentation items to alleviate complaints about upgrading tome gear
>instead you clear it 100 times to sell a mount on the marketboard
>players feedback that they want augmentation items in the criterion mode
>give them a glamour weapon from the savage mode instead
>PLEASE ASMON COME BACK TO OUR GAME PLEASE
Why is yoship so desperate?
So does NIN have the speedboost in Fall Guys or not?
no. because if you did you'd see A: nothing but ninjas in there or B: shrieking from Ganker that a combat class has an advantage in a side game
oh
i'm ashamedly a dirty metaslave but now i'm happier about my win
hope the Black person that designed this fricking fall guys shit gets shot
Just don't do it if you don't like it. The rewards are ugly as shit anyway.
the new emote is a great shitposting emote for pvp
So do literally 2 matches and you'll have enough for it. You don't even need to win, just make it to the 3rd round which is piss easy.
>Normal Criterion now gives alternative raid gear (not tome upgrades)
>Savage Criterion has a checkpoint after last boss and includes a Savage only version of the hidden boss + every Savage Criterion has a similar cool weapon to the new one
There, I fixed Criterions. Now surely nobody can complain
Would rather it give criterion only gear with haste and shit like Eureka.
fall guys is kinda fun
Purplelala a cute
wtf is that the real the lala?
Post your character doing /humbletriumph right NOW
>get hit by everything even though its not even close to me
>while standing on a group of other people
>none of them get hit by it
>my ping is 30ms
what the ever living frick
Be brutally honest anons, does playing Fall Guys in XIV make you want to play actual Fall Guys the game?
Because that's the goal here.
That isnt necessarily why you advertise, it can simply be a reminder of having the superior product.
Coke doesnt care if you don't wanna drink coke, they still collab over christmas so you don't forget
It sure made me despise Fall Guys more than I used to
no but even if it did, i wouldn't install EGS for any reason
does the furniture hammer spin
tfw no thighlander gf
>bazztek is actively seething in the other thread
When they start pushing all these clown themes and gender bending ideals like in Destiny 2, it loses all its appeal to me. I predict Destiny and FF14 will die out soon when they push out stuff like this. Enjoy clown world!