>Finally let GF play ER after begging me constantly about it for so long

>Finally let GF play ER after begging me constantly about it for so long
>watch her take a long pause after beating beastman of farum azula and tells me her heart was pounding during the whole fight
>feel jealous that I will never feel like this ever again playing Fromsoft games
Nobody told me that gitting gud was a curse in itself.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Die

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >girl I was hanging out with for a while wanted to do ER because I was doing it
    >played it a day after her because I had work
    >she wants to watch so I stream it to her
    >watches me kill a few bosses she had a lot of trouble with
    >says ''Well, I guess I just suck then'' randomly when I kill one literally who miniboss in one of those caves and hasn't continued her playthrough sense
    fuck was I even suppose to say

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      “I’ve got something for you to suck right here”

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not now, Carl

      • 3 weeks ago
        MercurySession

        I've got some wheels you can go under right here, four of them in fact...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's when you swoosh in smoothly when she's emotionally vulnerable, console her, and make her fall in love with you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, no.
        Not with that one, don't want.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fuck was I even suppose to say
      "Everybody does at first"

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women have the taste of infants, so it would make sense she would go apeshit for Souls trash.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post your build so we can all say "DIDNT BEAT THE GAME LMAO SCRUB NICE IGN GUIDE"

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NORMALFAGS EXPLODE!
    DIE
    GET RUN OVER

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >genshink impact
    >elden nig
    >le gf humblebrag
    as if you needed any more proof fromtrannies were mindless redditors

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unironically kys fucking normalfag

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're probably both ultra autismos if he's played several fromsoft games and is also posting geshin reaction images like it's nothing. simply won the lottery of a gf (male) that also is stupid enough to be with him after his tantrums.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mods, ban this normalgay out of here before i kill him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically kys fucking normalfag

      >genshink impact
      >elden nig
      >le gf humblebrag
      as if you needed any more proof fromtrannies were mindless redditors

      ER really mindbroke this board huh?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if OP acts like a gay they can call him a gay
        you gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stop parroting zeldafags talking about botw you're an embarassment

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no, you're not gud
    you just know how to exploit the game to make it easy, casual twat
    try to beat the lad on the horse in the beginning area with only your starter equip
    and don't even think about picking a specific class to counter it, just pick whatever and then come up with a strategy

    stop going for the easy route and don't overlevel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That doesnt change the fact that no boss really intimidates me anymore compared to the first time I saw the Taurus demon for the first time back in 2011

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pound her instead you virgin

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > my boyfriend kept saying "you did not beat the game" beacause I was 3 shotting every boss with the fire holy sword from the snake boss

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Couple years back
    >Chick I was dating at the time said she wanted to try Dark Souls
    >She'd never played any real vidya before
    >First enemy
    >She starts button mashing
    >Not bad enough she's mashing the face buttons for whatever fucking reason, she's also mashing the start and select buttons
    >can't even kill a fucking buck ass naked undead armed with a broken sword
    >she gives up and goes back to playing some picture search game on her phone
    I was half convinced she was just fucking with me. I didn't realize it was possible to be that bad at video games

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine actually trying like putting in effort to be "good" at souls games

    LMAO

    studying "move sets" and such LMAOOOOOO

    • 3 weeks ago
      MercurySession

      yeah, IMAGINE, lmao
      where's my "cheese it" button?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker used to be safe haven for social outcast
    >turn into normie place
    What the fuck happened?
    I still remember when this place spaming gore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what happened? phones, the same thing that brought you here

      it was never meant as a "haven for social outcast" losers like you just made it their base.

      a lot of people here relish in being losers and try to be losers. you are probably one of them. those are not the people Ganker was ever meant for. Ganker was for intelligent people who didn't fit in. not "losers"

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