>Finally let GF play ER after begging me constantly about it for so long
>watch her take a long pause after beating beastman of farum azula and tells me her heart was pounding during the whole fight
>feel jealous that I will never feel like this ever again playing Fromsoft games
Nobody told me that gitting gud was a curse in itself.
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>girl I was hanging out with for a while wanted to do ER because I was doing it
>played it a day after her because I had work
>she wants to watch so I stream it to her
>watches me kill a few bosses she had a lot of trouble with
>says ''Well, I guess I just suck then'' randomly when I kill one literally who miniboss in one of those caves and hasn't continued her playthrough sense
frick was I even suppose to say
“I’ve got something for you to suck right here”
not now, Carl
I've got some wheels you can go under right here, four of them in fact...
that's when you swoosh in smoothly when she's emotionally vulnerable, console her, and make her fall in love with you
Honestly, no.
Not with that one, don't want.
>frick was I even suppose to say
"Everybody does at first"
Women have the taste of infants, so it would make sense she would go apeshit for Souls trash.
post your build so we can all say "DIDNT BEAT THE GAME LMAO SCRUB NICE IGN GUIDE"
NORMALgayS EXPLODE!
DIE
GET RUN OVER
>genshink impact
>elden nig
>le gf humblebrag
as if you needed any more proof fromtrannies were mindless redditors
unironically kys fricking normalgay
they're probably both ultra autismos if he's played several fromsoft games and is also posting geshin reaction images like it's nothing. simply won the lottery of a gf (male) that also is stupid enough to be with him after his tantrums.
Mods, ban this normalhomosexual out of here before i kill him
ER really mindbroke this board huh?
if OP acts like a homosexual they can call him a homosexual
you homosexual
stop parroting zeldagays talking about botw you're an embarassment
no, you're not gud
you just know how to exploit the game to make it easy, casual twat
try to beat the lad on the horse in the beginning area with only your starter equip
and don't even think about picking a specific class to counter it, just pick whatever and then come up with a strategy
stop going for the easy route and don't overlevel
That doesnt change the fact that no boss really intimidates me anymore compared to the first time I saw the Taurus demon for the first time back in 2011
Pound her instead you virgin
> my boyfriend kept saying "you did not beat the game" beacause I was 3 shotting every boss with the fire holy sword from the snake boss
>Couple years back
>Chick I was dating at the time said she wanted to try Dark Souls
>She'd never played any real vidya before
>First enemy
>She starts button mashing
>Not bad enough she's mashing the face buttons for whatever fricking reason, she's also mashing the start and select buttons
>can't even kill a fricking buck ass naked undead armed with a broken sword
>she gives up and goes back to playing some picture search game on her phone
I was half convinced she was just fricking with me. I didn't realize it was possible to be that bad at video games
imagine actually trying like putting in effort to be "good" at souls games
LMAO
studying "move sets" and such LMAOOOOOO
yeah, IMAGINE, lmao
where's my "cheese it" button?
>Ganker used to be safe haven for social outcast
>turn into normie place
What the frick happened?
I still remember when this place spaming gore
what happened? phones, the same thing that brought you here
it was never meant as a "haven for social outcast" losers like you just made it their base.
a lot of people here relish in being losers and try to be losers. you are probably one of them. those are not the people Ganker was ever meant for. Ganker was for intelligent people who didn't fit in. not "losers"