Fire Emblem Engage flopped. Guess Fire Emblem 18 will go back to the Three Houses style since that's a guaranteed money maker.
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Fire Emblem Engage flopped. Guess Fire Emblem 18 will go back to the Three Houses style since that's a guaranteed money maker.
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Europe never liked FE
Reminds them too much of the good ol’ days
How many good Switch titles even came out over the past 12 months? Only ones I can think of are Kirby and Xenoblade
That's it, pretty much.
IT’S OVER.
>UK
who cares
britbongs can't even afford to heat their homes lmao why would they buy weeb games
If this were Metroid we wouldn't see another one for 15 years after a failure.
TH ran too shit for me to consider any more FE until the next system hits.
>pirated it
>booted up ryujinx
>played it for 10 minutes
>closed it and deleted the nsp
I can't believe people pay $60 for something so clearly low effort and fricking lazy
It was made on Unity anon.
Don’t censor your games
it's going to beat franchise's sales records and you'll be seething and dilating about it for the next few years
I only care about Zelda and Metroid. I have a switch since day 1 and the only games I own are BOTW, Smash Ultimate and Metroid Dread. Everything else on Switch is shovelware nonsense.
They don’t realize that sales numbers have gotten more digital since 2019. Sales are probably slightly lower due to skepticism and lower metacritic, but not by much.
Engage looks like doodoo compared to three houses.
Bongs are poor, they have to decide if they want to spend money on anime games or on food.
Everyone in this thread should hang themselves.
yourself included. im waiting.
>boxed sales
physical game sales have been declining for years
id imagine covid sped up the process
That wouldn't account for a 31% difference. That's too much to use Covid/Digitalization cope.
Wow it's like the global economy has gone to shit in the last 12 months
Didn't stop pokemon breaking it's own ceiling, cope and seethe
Pokemon is a hard outlier and should be discounted from such comparisons.
>Comparing Pokemon to Fire emblem
Are you serious?
I tried it and it doesn't hook at all, oh boy (please clap) references and the most unimaginative haha you no remember and evil dragon lands getting destroyed
Just didn't feel like it warranted care
3 houses was also shit. until they go back to tellius style, with similar writing and not garbonzo nu-fe, it can die
Bongs are freezing to death and need to pay for heat and gas. Kek
The English can't pay for heating rn, they don't have the dosh for strategy games.
She won.
>Ignore the persona audience
>Game flops
wow nobody could see this coming
How did it ignore them? You can still pick a character to romance (but you lose about half of the romance options in the localization lmao).
>No paired endings
>Less characters
>No routes
>pozzed localization
>pozzed localization
that's all localizations now, either you play the original japanese or you get this shit
> you lose about half of the romance options in the localization lmao
No you don’t, the only thing that’s changed is the epilogue S-rank support conversation for a handful of characters is changed from explicitly romantic to “you’re my very best friend.” It changes nothing wrt actual gameplay.
>he thinks people play modern FE for the gameplay
Go back to awakening and fates. Frick three turds.
>UK
>buying games
They have far bigger problems then caring about virtual toys.
shouldnt have voted for brexit chud
>UK
Bong here. No fricking shit, sales will be down for all but the biggest games across all platforms. Half the country can’t even afford to turn the heating on right now thanks to the c**ts in charge. The only safe bets on UK sales this year would be FIFA, COD, Zelda, and the never ending sales of GTAV.
*in the UK
>weapon triangle is back!...but most enemies negate it anyway
>many characters are unusable shit so you're strongarmed into using a select few on higher difficulties
>gacha elements in a single player game
Why do people pretend that Engage has good gameplay again?
>turnwheel
It's anti 3Hgays being a defense force for mediocrity
>switch titles haven’t sold as well over the 12 months in the uk
>kirby and the forgotten land is the best selling kirby game ever in the uk
Either bongs just hate kirby or forgotten land is an exception to whatever this guy is talking about
That’s why he kept it vague with “big games like Pokemon” so that any exceptions he can dismiss
>thinking UK numbers mean anything
The UK has NEVER been a good indicator of a games overallviablity in the market
0 hype
>UK
haha, Brits dabbing on weebshit, not like the UK is a dumpsterfire right now and freezing to death, haha...
Only US and JP sales matter and Engage had the higest preorder numbers in franchise history in JP.
For me recent FEs have become so easy the combat has completely become secondary to what the game is actually about. Each game also had a broken system that invalidates core combat elements.
FE was never hard
>Inb4 HHM or some shit a mode where you just ride cavaliers and win
Let's be real here, the switch is dying. Hardware sales are declining and people are starting to move on. The only reason software is still remaining high is because Nintendo released some fricking huge games like Scarlet, Arceus, Splatoon 3 and Switch sports.
>We will never have another lunatic conquest ever again because of zoomers inability to play anything other than fortnite, minecraft, visual novels and sony movies, and feh
What's with UK having consistently a shit taste in vidya?
The UK physical sales charts last week were like this
>1) FIFA 23
>2) GoW Ragnarok
>3) COD Modern Warfare II
>4) Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
>5) Nintendo Switch Sports
>6) Pokemon Violet
>7) Minecraft
>8) Animal Crossing New Horizons
>9) Pokemon Scarlet
>10) Grand Theft Auto V
We’re not exactly a good metric of what new games are selling, because apparently everyone keeps breaking their GTAV and Mario Kart disks.
Bongs:
>OH NOOOO I CANT AFFORD MUH UTILITY BILLS I'M POOR! I'M DESTITUTE!!!! SAVE ME COMMUNISM!!!!!!!!
also Bongs:
>I pay for Sky TV, Netflix, Prime, Goypass, Playstation+, Nintendo Online, I eat takeout 7x a week, I drink alcohol 5x a week, I go to a bar/pub at least twice a week, I always buy lunch at work and never make my own, I buy video games, I buy fashionable clothes, I drive an expensive car that I leased, I always have the latest iphone or samsung phone............ I'M SO POOR WAHHHHH WHY WON'T ANYONE GIBS ME DAT
nuke the entire island.
>of course you can have money. Just live without any luxuries at all, and you’ll finally be able to afford a tiny house when you’re 74.
own nothing, eat the bugs, allocated entertainment time is 90 minutes on a weekend when the football is on, etc etc
>NOOOOO HOW DARE YOU ASK ME TO LIVE WITHIN MY MEANS?????????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM A HEDONIST AND EVERYONE ELSE NEEDS TO PAY FOR IT
haha
good morning sir
>Engage gays are already coping