>Pretendo 64 [ ]
>GayStation [ ]
>Shiturn [ ]
>Shitcube [ ]
>GayStation 2 [ ]
>Nosexbox [ ]
>Personal Cumpooper [ ]
Uhh, this ain't looking good. Oh wait...
>Dreamcast [X]
Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.
Floigan Check
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
you will never be a meme
You will never be Floigan.
Same level designer as Sonic the Hedgehog 1-3 by the way
Real talk: I don't care about making Floigan a meme. For me, Floigan is a way of life. Floigan is the future. Floigan is a revolution of the mind's eye. A renaissance of the soul. Even if there wasn't one single other person on earth that found this funny, I'd still post it, because I'm dead serious. I'm not joking. I legitimately believe in the floigsperience. God spoke to me and told me that the floigsperience was necessary for destroying judaism and reviving national socialism, which will become national floiganism. You don't understand what's happening here; this isn't about memes, this is the world being changed before our very eyes. It isn't mine, it never was. Nobody owns this. Floigan is eternal, and now, Floigan is free. Floigan is a gift from God.
reddit humor
I wasn't joking
you will never be funny
floig off kid
>The Floigan Brothers, Moigle and Hoigle, live by themselves in their very own junkyard. Moigle is the larger of the two brothers, and is not controlled by the player. Hoigle, on the other hand, is directly controlled by the player. The two act as opposites; Moigle is larger and dimwitted, while Hoigle is smaller and far more intelligent than his brother. Moigle decides to surprise his brother with a machine, the only catch is that the parts he needs are scattered around their junkyard. Thus, Hoigle and Moigle begin to look for parts to the machine by solving various puzzles. However, hovering above the junkyard in a blimp, is Baron Malodorous. He wants the junkyard for his own uses, and sends out his cat mercenaries to weed out the Floigan Brothers. By defeating the Baron's cats, the brothers can find the parts to Moigle's machine.
yeah nah sorry I'm out
floigiltered.
Floigan on Ganker? How is this possible?
you've seen nothing yet
he probably got rangebanned from Ganker
>episode 1
Did they actually expect to make squels to this shit? Hahahahahaha
post the rap
ayo, real quick,
lemme drop a dime on ya...
we name is Floigan, that's F to da N,
we come talkin' bout bidness, cuz we ain't no fren
we got dogs in da yard, and a big ol' spliff,
bouta pipe down some shawtys with dem big ol' hips
we got Colt in the can, and a 9 in the hand,
and now it's bout time ya hear da master plan...
we come from the past, to bring some news,
"Floigan Bros. here to fight the garden gnomes!"
with muscle, wit and Floigan force,
we return from '01 to correct the course
but we can't do it, not without you,
and not without the man who said Floigan will do
Bernie lookin' down, guardian angel,
saw the future in us when we was still on the table
casting dreams, on a Moigle and a meme,
Big Bern and SEGA brought Floigan to da team
and now it's time, that we done some work,
the junkyard's closed and we loadin' the hurt
the garden gnomes on the run, early passover,
it's bout time for Mario to move over
now the dream is cast, and we sellin' out,
but we ain't leavin' on a single doubt
the plumber's dead, and Bernie too,
but the future is bright for Floigan and the crew...
word.
yo... yo... yo, now check it...
we was starin' at the blue sky, started feelin' so high,
lookin' for an answer in the clouds as they flew by
sun came out and found one, name was Stolar,
made the man president and fired him (bipolar)
God had the same plan, made the same man,
took him back and left a name in the sand
had a talk with big G, asked him what's the D?
said we had to do for SEGA what Bernie did for we
yeah, life been hard without Saint Bernard,
gettin' by on broken bottles and smokin' the shards
but we knew we had a mission, couldn't be dissin'
loaded the gats and left for khazar fishin'
pulled up, saw a rabbi by the temple
clicked the 9 and left him with a new
dimple
next stop was Mario, put him in the car to go,
had him tied up and beggin' sayin' "I'm-a sorry-o!"
'membered Big Bern, stomach starta turn,
put the gun to the plumber and await the lesson learned
pulled the trigger, no more wahoo,
no more Nintendo and no more garden gnome
looked back at the sky, saw a friend,
he looked down and said "the future is Floigan"
we out.
Yo I'm down with dat contrarian shit knawmsayn? And since everyone is against da Floigans, dat means I'm DOWN wit da Floigans
I'm not a meme anyways
No Floigan bro ever called me a incel or chud. I'm with the Floigan. I'm on the white mans side.
chud
t. floiganbro
the duality of floigan
>During development Bernie Stolar, the president of SEGA, said that "Floigan will do for SEGA what Mario did for Nintendo."[4]
holy fucking cringe, amerifatfucks really are clueless braindead retards
>During development Bernie Stolar, the president of SEGA, said that "Floigan will do for SEGA what Mario did for Nintendo."[4]
holy fucking based, eurocucks really do seethe whenever America wins
Brain to small to enjoy the Floigan
https://www.segaretro.org/Press_release:_1996-05-16:_%27NiGHTS%27_ON_SEGA_SATURN_MEANS_LIGHTS_OUT_FOR_COMPETITION
>It's nightmare on Sony Street and bedtime for Mario's N64.
Moigle and Hoigle... Moigle and Hoigle...
Real fuckin clever. You can make, you can make rhymes about Floigan. real fuckin clever. It's real funny, it's real cute. i really like that, Moigle and Hoigle. Did you think of that on your own??? You know, you know there are some people out there, there are some people, who Floigan matters a whole GODDAMN LOT to. And we're not gonna let them down. We're not gonna let some asshole who thinks he's being clever say "Moigle and Hoigle" because YOU KNOW WHAT? Floigan does NOT Moigle and Hoigle! You don't know anything, you don't know ANYTHING, about Floigan. It's disgusting actually, it's literally DISGUSTS me how little you actually know about Floigan. You don't know ANYTHING about Floigan. You know, why don't you crack a fucking book or something, you know? Why don't you watch a feature film with Floigan in it, huh, before you go around making fucking comments like "Moigle and Hoigle!" WHAT THE FUCK? You know, there are babies out there, that know more about Floigan than you do. You know, you're like a fucking cultureless neanderthal, you know? Because you know, because you don't know a fucking thing about Floigan, you subhuman piece of shit. Go around saying "Oh, Moigle and Hoigle!" NOOO! You know, I'm... I'm an important member of the FloigFAQs.net community, and... You know, when you mess with the Floigans, you mess with us. I'm a moderator on the Moigle Discussion Board, and you better be fucking glad this is not FloigFAQs.net right now, because your ass, you would get the banhammer so GODDAMN FAST... You wouldn't even see it coming. "Moigle and Hoigle" motherfucker...... You..... *laughs*... You subhuman piece of shit... Read a fucking fanfic you piece of shit!!!!!!
Starting to get real desperate to force theme shit meme.
bro that's nothing. you haven't even seen the shit i've spammed on 4chan. i am committed to spreading the floigsperience. i am the emissary of the floig.
need more Floigan OC
i still don't even know what the game plays like
that's why you need to floigsperience it for yourself
Yo Floiggas imma boutta take da plunge. Tips?
1. fuck garden gnomes
2. fuck magpies
3. don't let the cookies burn
4. abuse moigle when necessary but treat him with love and appreciation
Stay Floigan.
IT WAS ALL A DREAMCAST
I USED TO READ FLOIGAN MAGAZINE
>what Discord and Ganker does to a motherfucker
>what no floigan does to a chud
Seething nintendie ags. They fear the Floigan Future
one day some alt right streamer or tik tok fag is going to find this and it'll blow up and suddenly a willing army of broccoli hairs will be heiling floigan and reciting the floigan rap. it's only a matter of time.
FLOIGAN SAYS TRANS RIGHTS
wrong quote, that was John Romero
So, if it was so ambitious and used cheap teach, why did the Dreamcast fail?
a necessary strategic move. like sacrificing a rook for a pawn. the Dreamcast died so Floigan could live. it's all an intricate tapestry.
might be hard for zoomers to imagine, but ps2 was an absolute juggernaut
The Dreamcast fucking sucks LMAO
sounds like itty bitty baby here has been floig'd
can confirm, i have 3 kids and i literally unironically own a copy of this game
is this game any good?
It's just like [your favorite game of all time] but with [all the things you didn't like about your favorite game] removed. Real Floigan shit
Floigan is the most important game ever made.