Frick marry kill.
Mortarion, Curze, Lorgar.
Explain your reasoning anons.
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Frick marry kill.
Mortarion, Curze, Lorgar.
Explain your reasoning anons.
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>Frick - Curze
I can fix him!
Frick lorgar, marry morty, kill kurze
Kurze is the least shit so i grant him his wish for death
I marry mortarion because he would hate every second of it
I frick lorgar for basically the same reason
Op here, amused by us having the exact same choice for the exact same reason.
Kill Curze for my safety
Frick Lorgar for that church boy kink
Marry Morty because I'm unironically thirsty for him in that "Would be a hostile piece of shit irl but in fantasy it's hot" way. Also, moth wing cuddles.
Morty and Lorgar might switch places depending on who would make me most miserable in the long run...
*Exact opposite.
Mortarion has tsundere vibes and in some of his official art he is oddly handsome..
frick curze for crazy sex, kill mortarian cause he's a stinky annoying baby and marry lorgar cause he's a ride or die
This is also without the bit about Nurgle making Morty transformer sized which was mentioned at some point then never shown in the art of him fighting rowboat....
Is this pre or post Monarchia?
Because pre-Monarchia Lorgar is the least shit.
Post Demon.
perturabo perturabo perturabo
Kill Curze because yeah you'll probably die if you didn't
Hatefrick Lorgar because he's a b***h
Marry Mortarion because if you read the books he's actually super devoted to anyone he deems his loved ones and would make an excellent husband (see the half dozen times he gave Garro a chance to join him because Mortarion liked him that much and didn't want to lose him.)
Can you give examples anon? Shipping is just playing pretend but it's fun to see how in character it is.
Garro escaped the bombings of Isstvan because Mortarion recalled him to a nearby ship because he didn't want to kill him until he was absolutely sure Garro wouldn't betray the Emperor despite Typhon telling him it was a sure thing. He was so reluctant to kill Garro he pretty much needed Garro to actually betray him in order to kill him, and even DESPITE THAT he still offered Garro a chance to rejoin the legion at the siege of terra when they met again.
He does the same thing with Typhon pretty much. Typhon is his oldest and dearest friend so, depite Typhon clearly undermining his authority and infecting the entire legion with a chaos plague to force them to turn to chaos, Mortation still won't kill him even when he's clearly a traitorous bastard.
And then there's the vision his equery is shown by a daemon (that's probably real) of Mortarion when he pledges loyalty to Nurgle- the guy falls to his knees, weeps, and begs Nurgle to save his legion and his people from the chaos plague killing them.
The guy is a jackass to everyone else, but he absolutely loves everyone he develops affection for to the point where he'll be a doormat to them before hurting them in turn.
I had a vague idea about garro but I thought that was more so Morty hating his current position (Not loyal, just hating both nurgle and emps.)
>And then there's the vision his equery is shown by a daemon (that's probably real) of Mortarion when he pledges loyalty to Nurgle- the guy falls to his knees, weeps, and begs Nurgle to save his legion and his people from the chaos plague killing them.
The guy is a jackass to everyone else, but he absolutely loves everyone he develops affection for to the point where he'll be a doormat to them before hurting them in turn.
Please.... my heart.... I'm already bizzarely attracted to this disgusting moth man. I had the excuse it was just fanfiction characterization but now my tsundere dreams a stringed along
>YWN get snuggled up in mortys soft moth wings while one of the most terrifying creatures in the galaxy becomes a protective presence spooning you.
I dunno ask /hhg/
Kill Mort. He smells.
Frick Lorgar. He's a sub.
Marry Curze. He'll kill me so I don't have to live with the fact I fricked a dude.
So you don't want to bang dudes but it's better when the other one is a bottom?
The roman way.
I don't know 40k but: frick Mortarion because hoods and scars are hot, marry Lorgar because he has long hair and looks mean and edgy which is really hot, and kill the bald one (because he's bald)
Lorgar is the bald one, Curze is the one with hair
welp my ignorance is definitely showing, I think I typed the kill part out of order and swapped shit around without double checking
Kill Lorgar
Kill Curze
Kill Mortarion
Kill (you)
Reasoning: Die.
Go ahead call the cops.
You can't unsexualize your primarch.
kill curze
frick mortarion
marry lorgar
also why does lorgar look like lex luthor from the superman cartoons? not complaining, it's hot
Are you not aware of this meme?
I am now
I still think he looks like Black person Lex Luthor though, except Lorgar is obviously white
>Lorgar
>White