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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed. Compgays made them patch the fun out of the game.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It wasnt comp it was definitely the opposite, low skilled players who could counter spy with simple communication, even if spy had all his nerfs removed he still wouldnt be viable in competitive

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick this item

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >For years, comp gays scream about how you should always use the default weapons because they're the best
    >Valve proceeds to nerf every single unlockable so they're not even worth using as sidegrades and are all almost useless
    Fun game. At this point I pray every day the backpack servers will die so all the hats will go away since everyone's just using stock weapons anyway.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      unlockables were always a mistake and should simply be removed.

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick YOU. It's STILL annoying. Do up a bag and drop dead motherfricker.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still use it for MvM when I decide to play spy (replacing demo in usual meta)

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like to use the Natascha because it's causes direct damage to people's souls to be slowed.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, it's also fun in team combat as it lines them right up for rockets

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      The natascha completely shits on sc**ts, I almost feel bad using it sometimes because they're just utterly fricked with no escape.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      cant you just track better and murder scouts instead?

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shhhhhh!

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        tracking is hard.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      natascha is the sleeper best heavy weapon because it makes scouts, spies, and pyro's cry
      if only he had a secondary that made snipers not bully him out of the game to go with it

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's cool, heavy is very boring

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    do you see a sign on this thread that says dead ringer storage?

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Soldier can shoot at his feet and get kills but spies are not allowed to bamboozle peopl.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Spy players get the rope

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why tho?
        3rd hardest class to play and nothing wrong with it

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because walking forward and pressing M1 should not be rewarded, much less a OHKO. Play a class that actually takes skill, like Sniper, or Demoman.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >complains about spy backstab
            >the only thing that makes the spy good

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              Which is exactly why Spy should be removed from the game. Sniper does his job better.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                This. Remove Spy, remove Heavy, remove Pyro, remove Engineer. Competitive 6v6 is the only true format worthy of being played.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't cope
    I've forgotten what it was like

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      something like 450 crits with charges. Could kill a heavy and his medic GF with ease.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    IT"S NOT FRICKING FAIR

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >shoves you 5 inches forwards

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Remove the useless shove and replace the M2 with the ability to toss out small medkits, now you got yourself a mid range/support hybrid weapon

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    *is kino in your path*

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    *gets on knees*
    WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still fricking seething, it was so much fun I'd get the rocket jumper and frick around shooting this thing at them as they try to runaway and fry themselves.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Got reverted ages ago, get with the times grandpa

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Valve didn't actually fix it.
        It does a fair deal less damage.

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dr. Enforcicle was so much fun, probably the most fun I had in this game

    Alas...

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    meet your match has been the single most worst update

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      TOP 3 WORST UPDATES IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
      >Meet your Match
      >Mannconomy/Polycount
      >Gun Mettle (mostly for adding weapon skins and tiers)

      TOP 3 BEST UPDATES IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
      >Sniper vs Spy
      >WAR!
      >Love & War

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >love and war
        anything post engineer update is sub-par.
        Also for worst updates I'd have to replace meet your match with invasion, and gun mettle with the tough break update because it broke the most weapons.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >replace meet your match with invasion
          no
          meet your match literally fricked TF2 so bad it's still feeling the aftereffects today

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            The quickplay update where they removed the server browser is what you're looking for.

            I'm adding invasion, because it prevented valve from working with the community to fix their game for them.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          I forgot Invasion was even a thing but that's a community update so it sort of exists in its own bubble, and I feel like Gun Mettle deserves more blame over Tough Break since it introduced a lot of what TB brought in

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Glad this shit got nerfed.
    Revert sandman, but leave the autistic spies in the grave

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Today I will remind them

    ?t=504

    Cowmangler, the worst fricking soldier rocket launcher.
    >comp gays
    >it's too spammy in comp, valve needs to lower the fire rate

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about the cow mangler is practically a straight upgrade in comp. The crit downgrade doesn't matter if your medic isn't running kritzkrieg and the building damage doesn't matter because the charge shot shoots flying frenchmen that straight up disables buildings letting your team mop up the sentry nest with little to no resistance. The cow mangler is a brilliant weapon, more than viable.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What are you talking about the cow mangler is practically a straight upgrade in comp.
        This is where the entire argument falls apart.
        The game should not be balanced around 1% of the communities moronic un-intended playstyle.

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >revert plugin fixes everything valve nerfs
    >absolutely nothing feels OP anymore just fun

    Was valve just moronic, like did the nerfs happen solely because of valve ruining everything?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nerfs happened because Valve wanted to chase those fat eSport profits, so they listened to compgays on how to balance their game for 6v6 and Highlander tournaments.

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    DR was for room temp IQ tards who needed a crutch and encouraged a bad playstyle

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      DR was pretty good when you're playing on a choke fest map and you had no other way to get behind the enemy team. Besides that though there wasn't much use for it.

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    This thing was always a crutch for bad spies. Stop crying that you cant instantly reload your get out of jail free card.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny because the primary issue with that was DR spies using Engineer building gibs to do that. Large ammo kits still didn't give 100% cloak, just 60%. They could have just made it not be able to pick up building gibs for cloak and dinged cloak gain from ammo by another 15%, but nope, Gaben only has a sledgehammer, not a scalpel.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of the weapons people b***h about being nerfed were blatant crutches; I guarantee your ass if they ever fix the Iron Shitter's projectile being x8 the size of normal pipes there's going to be Gankeredditors complaining about how Valve "patched the fun out of the game."

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Even with it's supposed upsides I still hate using the thing. No bounce means you can't lob grenades around tight corners and the lowered fuse time means the grenades have less travel time too. It's just a shit weapon all round.

        Grenade Launcer for your general exploding needs
        Loch n Load if you hate sentries and love precision aiming
        Loose Cannon if you like fun and Donkey Kong.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, people that use the iron bomber JUST because of its bugged hitbox are fricking idiots. The hitbox size difference is pretty much insignificant.

        >What are you talking about the cow mangler is practically a straight upgrade in comp.
        This is where the entire argument falls apart.
        The game should not be balanced around 1% of the communities moronic un-intended playstyle.

        it's practically a straight upgrade in casual too.
        >+Has dope ass charge shot that gives minicrits on demand, deals afterburn, and lets you frick the engineer's wife.
        >-No random critical hits.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it's practically a straight upgrade in casual too.
          >+Has dope ass charge shot that gives minicrits on demand, deals afterburn, and lets you frick the engineer's wife.
          >-No random critical hits.

          absolutely moronic

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            It really is. Not having to worry about ammo means more time on the attack. The second charge shot can frick with people and outright kill them sometimes. And its lowered building damaged is 1. Not as bad when the secondary fire can also disable buildings which might as well be destroying it, and 2. If youre the only class capable of destroying a sentry in casual its probably a lost cause anyways.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Please tell me its downside, what keeps it in line with the other weapons, or makes it even worse than the other weapons?

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm to tried to copy and fast the whole artifact spill, it's late tonight and I've been protesting at VALVE headquarters for a update all night so can you guys just pretend I was talking about the dedicated artifact fanbase please

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