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It's genesis weekend. Get the fuck in here.

These threads have always been allowed on Ganker

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jmook pls

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When are the top 4 for doubles for both games? The schedule they provided is fucked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like top 4 doubles is tomorrow
      ultimate doubles are done

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's HungryChad

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Melee Streams:
    https://www.twitch.tv/btssmash
    https://www.twitch.tv/btssmash3
    Ultimate:
    https://www.twitch.tv/btssmash2
    https://www.twitch.tv/btssmash4

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HBox has got this. Winners bracket is a clownshow and Mang0 will choke.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didnt Mang0 abandoned Amsa and went to see the eagles game?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mango always says stupid shit like that every single tournament. he's just butthurt that he got 3rd on the 2022 top 100 ranking

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he's just butthurt that he got 3rd on the 2022 top 100 ranking
          He gets what he deserves

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why did Zain get first?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because he's really good at the game

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But aMSa and Mango were better in the second half of the year

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the ranking isnt only about the second half of the year

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                then why count the first half of the year if they already had a ranking for the first half of the year?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that ranking is more like a "current standing so far" kind of thing.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the best celebraties you can bring up in this "sport" are 2 fat unkempt alcoholic losers. are those THE alphas in the SSM community PFFFFFFFFFFFFFLOL

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just stopped caring during the lockdowns. Watching a bunch of vaxxies play without proper lung support means they'll never again play at their peak level.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The peak is higher than it has ever been.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA. But this is the first Genesis I've watched in 2 years. I'm definitely surprised that they still have to wear masks, even while playing. And thats even after the entrance say you have to be triple vacced.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA. But this is the first Genesis I've watched in 2 years. I'm definitely surprised that they still have to wear masks, even while playing. And thats even after the entrance say you have to be triple vacced.

        Just imagine how much better their performance would have been if their airflow wasn't obfuscated.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "lung airflow obfuscation" isnt even the problem with the vaccines. lurk more.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm talking about the masks they're wearing you idiot. You know the thing that prevents you from breathing in?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >aMSa khalid
    didn't they already play?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck you guys I made a thread hours ago and no one joined.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could beat literally anyone on Ganker at Smash Remix

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You probably play Young Link or Sonic, gay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I play everyone.

        Except Sheik because that was a gay boring addition.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please fucking god somebody talk Armada into coming back or let him catch some spark that ignites it all again. Please.
    Also holy shit the copium mangonation had when Amsa rightfully got ranked above him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >another foreign player using a non top 5 character starts ranking above mango
      mango is stuck in a time loop

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. aMSa
    2. mango
    3. Zain
    4. I Be Dicking Wounds
    5. Juangrybox DeBAIRdma
    6. Johnathon Mook

    Others who cares they don't win anything.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't you guys enter the /smashg/ tournament?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno but I'll play some games with you anonymouses later after I eat my foods.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't browse /vg/ and playing fighting games with randoms isn't fun to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not good at the game.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did plup change colors?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    legacy tarnished

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What does he do now? I'm OTT with PPMD

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        grifts the community

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why does he keep saying he's going to compete again, he obviously doesn't want to

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To get retards to give him money.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tune into random PPMD stream
    >PRACTICE!
    >tfw this moron still deludes the few gays sticking around he will ever return

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And then they kiss?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No hbox pats his face and calls him cute

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so did mang actually leave?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any low tier heroes doing well?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only Axe and aMSa.

      Haven't seen Ringler or Franz yet.

      Don't know if Aklo is there slugging it out with Link.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish hunybear would compete, his link is really strong

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ringler dq'd
        franz got sent to losers by jflex, but is in top 64.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ringler dq'd
          what did he do? Throw a bunch of bannanas a handful of Vietnamese dongs at his opponent?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            probably just signed up but didn't show up.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Catch!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're not in Maryland.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who is the goat?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hbox or mango

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hbox

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mango

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      armada unironically

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's good and was dominating for a couple years, then Hbox caught up and he got immediately buttmad and left

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he was tilted big time by hbox yes
          but he was still securely #1 by a large margin when he stopped

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Armada, easily.

        Armada and it is not even close.

        this is like saying Isai is the goat

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ken is the GOAT

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How? Mang0 had literally 0 number 1 rankings since 2013 you fucking moron gay, a longevity of losing is not impressive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hbox or mang0, whoever retires last

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Robert Scarnewman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did this really happen?
        was blur actually mafia?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Scar was mafia.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. Scar was mafia.

            must have been hype as fuck irl

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's insane.
            do you know which year this was?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Scar was mafia.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        USA USA USA

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post the VOD

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sick of all the lame-asses in these threads that don't recognize the greatness of Scar.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sick of all the lame-asses in these threads that don't recognize the greatness of Scar.

        n3z was the best town of all time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Armada, easily.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Armada and it is not even close.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kinda dumb argument, all things considered.
      The truth of the matter is that competition at the present is the only thing that matters and as long as the game itself keeps pushing forward that's enough.

      You can say that Armada is because he never really lost, but Armada 5 years ago would be easily beaten by most players in top 16 today. So it's a fallacy to say he's the best player when he's not better than the current players. Likewise it's difficult to say Mang0 is the best when his carrier is all over the place even if he stayed being a top player so consistently. Same with HBox as his period of dominance only lasted for a while.

      So rather than chasing a dumb title I believe it's best to see who's on top right now and look forward how their new tech changes the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You can say that Armada is because he never really lost, but Armada 5 years ago would be easily beaten by most players in top 16 today
        HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Armada hasn't been playing smash at all in the past 4ish years unless he secretly plays on Slippi or something
          If he just shows up to a tournament and starts playing suddenly, he's not going to win and he probably wouldn't even make top 8 until he played and practiced more

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not what the OP said. He said Armada at his peak 5 years ago would lose to top 16 shitters RIGHT NOW.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Good point my bad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there's a reason why he an PPMD don't compete, which is they wouldn't get results. If they dare to touch a tournament they'd likely not get into top 8.
          That's why he defends his title hiding behind the veil of twitter clout and not in any tournament. He's a washed up has-been at this point.

          Leffen left for a single year playing Strive and he was a tech roll away from being kicked into losers by a DK

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >leffen had to switch to a notorious low-tier killer to win
            based Ringler

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If they dare to touch a tournament
            imagine putting Armada and PPMD even remotely in the same fucking category on this, just goes to show how fucking retarded you are. have a nice day.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              both are just low test twitter gays

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't you think it's a bit naiva to assume the best player cannot continue to adapt and push the pinnacle?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://streamable.com/lvtkhq

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHHAHA SAN JOSE STILL WITH A VAXX MANDATE YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Check out stream
    >It's still pools
    Why is this tourney starting so late?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ridllers, Marss, Cosmos IN LOSERS BRACKET
    >ESAM, THE BEST PIKACHU IN THE WORLD OUT AT 65RH
    Can you explain me why people rate ESAM?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss posting smash images. There was a time when these threads were regular.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even remember making this one. Seems like I was a Newark gang anti.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >PPMD
            >/ourguys/
            no fucking way.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              PPMD was well loved here years ago.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He is a fucking gay now.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Axe is a literal sweetheart. Bless him.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the greatest player to ever touch the game is armada.
    the person who wins the "most" tournaments over the game's lifetime is another metric.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah bro Pelé retired that bro dodging competition Naymar is goat trust me he still around

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >greatest player to ever touch the game is armada.
      here's the problem, all the things that made Armada great back in the day are the new standard for "mediocre" players today. He was the ebst player to ever touch the game in 2018, but I don't think he'd perform nearly as well with today's level of competition. The scene blazed past ahead of him after slippi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        absolutely fucking delusional and disproved by leffen fucking off forever playing adifferent game and just coming back being in the exact same spot he left at
        delusional fucking copium NPC think

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This tbh, PP also returned to that doubles tournament a couple years ago with some literally who friend of his and got to like top 3 over Hbox/Crunch.

          Players like PP and Armada were top level for their ability to constantly adapt to the meta and also download other players. It would take them a month of catch-up to adapt to new shit like slide-offs and whatnot and then they'd be good to go. They'd likely still be top 15 on return.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >lozr
            >literally who
            please have a nice day

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What's LOZR's highest ever Melee placement?

              He's not even Mango's Friend Lucky level.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        naive *

        don't you think it's a bit naiva to assume the best player cannot continue to adapt and push the pinnacle?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Armada
    >Mango
    lmao
    This lil bro went on the biggest esports winning spree in history. He is the undisputed Smash GOAT and life GOAT as well.

    >become the greatest esports player of all time
    >make a living playing video games
    >come back from Leffen and some slut making up lies about him
    >marries his waifu
    >goes back to making a living playing video games
    >gets Ganker and mogs Ganker
    >refuses to elaborate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally no one is talking about smash 4.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MKLeo aka DANNY DEVITO is better than him
      Not to mention M2K made ZeRo his bitch
      It's kinda funny how the biggest shitters abusers need Diddy Kong to be as dominant, now Tweek is doing the same

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tweek and mkleo surpassed him a long time ago.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >making up lies about him
      he still asked a 14yo girl on his discord to send him vag pics, that hasn't changed.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is /our/ guy here?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is he still a vegetable? I feel bad for him... Used to watch his sunshine speedruns.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's doing well enough to stream, but you can tell he's still recovering he struggles reading chat and donations sometimes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. He now streams all the time being a literal vegetable and all he says is
        >uhmmm
        >yeah
        >hehehehehhe
        >well...yeah haha heheheh
        >oh shit
        >yeah hehehehe
        to grift as much as possible

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just skimmed through one of his recent VODs and it was word for word what you wrote. man...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            stroke fucked him up, hopefully he gets more of his vocabulary back.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >grift
          the part of his brain that knew how to speak literally died, gay.
          the last stream I saw he was reading the PGR and he was making good progress.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i thought maining falcon was supposed to give a buff against chuding out?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Armada can't be the GOAT because he's a fragile moron who cried on twitter about light banter.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    essy is cal??

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    redpill me on zion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chuds REAL mad about him

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have I missed anything so far?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mango is missing. Presumably drunk at a basketball game.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He really did bitch out I guess.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nevermind he actually just lost to Taj.

      hbox or mang0, whoever retires last

      Mango

      hbox or mango

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    taj beat mango??

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stream overlay said mango vs umarth next
    >it changed to taj vs umarth

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mango in losers all ready
    He's just throwing so he won't miss the Eagles game tomorrow. Based.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nickemwit

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH imagine being mango and thinking you deserve #3 then lose to taj

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this guy managed to fool the entire community into respecting him, imagine that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LMFAO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's wrong with him saying "if you beat me, you beat me"?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alright, take a look at the next tweets you little gay
        Isn't it funny when Armada went out because he hated the community that gave him zero credi, this very guy shit on him for years?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          im not a mango hater but he's physically incapable of appreciating another player's skill

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            only if that other player is in contention of being considered better than him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That is pre-johns that's for sure
          I dunno who wasn't giving Armada credit back then tho

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now take a look at the tweet after that gay

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >pussied out
            exactly the point you fucking moron
            going secondary is the most pussy shit ever

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            WHERE is the gay that defended this retard?

            Holy fuck lmfao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no listen I am the goat because armada retired I'm still around
      >completely disregarding that his record is losing for 10 years against all the guys that went on to #1 and he never made it to #1 again
      >shit like this happens all the time
      You have to be a literal NPC to rank this gay above Armada

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        b-b-b-bb-b-b-bb-b-b-bb-b-b-b-but Mang0 da GOAT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alright, take a look at the next tweets you little gay
      Isn't it funny when Armada went out because he hated the community that gave him zero credi, this very guy shit on him for years?

      >the backpedal pre-john
      holy shit mang0 is a gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you (royal You) unable to say "if you beat me, you beat me" and "i have 0 motivation for this tournament" at the same time?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >only taking "if you beat me you beat me" from the first tweet as if it said nothing else
          cope, have a nice day

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he also said nothing is an excuse to lose, dork

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >genesis 2
    >mango beats taj in top 8
    >genesis 9
    >taj beats mango in top 256
    I guess this time Mango was the one to unplug his controller and forfeit my ngga

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mang0fags quiet once again, doesnt it get tiring?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      h-he just lost on purpose! he just wants to go watch a football game instead of playing at a major! that's why he's the goat!!!!

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reached plat 2 on slippi with solo falcon today
    feels good man

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    really hope that Leo becomes paralyzed for life
    if you become a kpop fan to the point of making it your tag you deserved to be jumped in the street

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >newfags not understanding mango has to be in losers at Genesis for his plot armor bonus
    >Genesis 3 was 7 years ago

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait did mango really lose to taj off stream

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who is ckyucklquineater

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So why are people saying that Mango is the GOAT and not MKLeo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      two entirely different games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody fucking cares about shit games have a nice day chud moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we do not sign our posts here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NOT
        A
        REPLY

        two entirely different games

        Yes but Mango JOHNS every fucking time somoene defeats him
        Armada is more of a GOAT than him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what does that have to do with mkleo?
          i agree that armada is the greatest

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dumbass can't read the thread and realize people are talking about melee

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MKLeo doesn't play Melee.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how anyone plays Mewtwo. It's the only character I refuse to play when I random onto it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Went to the charcter I hate most to my most played secondary. If you take a week fucking around with him you notice he's the character with the coolest moveset in the game that unfortunately got completely shafted by some decisions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's sick, you just have to get used to him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's like Luigi, his wavedash is really long and it's fun to move around with him

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of requiring masks at these events if you're still allowed to do this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It may be some stupid state law saying they have to require it upon entry and attempt to enforce it in venues

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, the chud TO cucks mandate vaxx and masks even in states where it isn't law anymore. The community is just that cucked.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then that's ultra gay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my LOCALS require, mask, vaxx, AND latest booster
          I fucking hate north carolina and the gays who live here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I find it funny how they "mandate masks" and then people on commentary aren't wearing masks and hanging out real close, pretty much defeating the purpose of their dumb rules

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is why the Smash community and FGC is dead.
          chud parading, mask enforcin', degenerate drama gay "communities".

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the FGC died with mike ross

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              FGC died when that gay at Twitch who tried to be famous in the FGC got hired at Twitch.
              He started merging the *GDQ crowd with the FGC and Smash events started getting the rest.
              Fish something?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I miss grassroots so much.
            The money wasn't worth it whatsoever.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >dead
            >events still happening everywhere
            I will never understand what you losers mean when you claim something is dead.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yes, esports everywhere
              yet the community is dead

              are you merely pretending to be retarded?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No I am just trying to work out how it's dead and all you do is vague statements.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                go to your nearest local, report back

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I went to one on Thursday at a bar. Had about 40 people there, seems pretty alive to me.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              figurative death you dummy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ah so it's just you coping about imaginary shit.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related is Genesis 4. Remember the good days

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOW DO YOU GET HIT WITH THAT THREE TIMES

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shook

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that confusion thru stage

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  57. 2 weeks ago
    Boco

    >These threads have always been allowed on Ganker

    Yeah, no shit, it's video games related. Are you fucking retarded?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell that to the mod that anchored the last one.
      Fuck off, tripfag.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So why do so many people in these threads pretend to be anti vax?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >new IP
      >off topic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Umm ackshually I already posted in the thread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uh oh, smash chud confronted with a world outside of his mentally ill circle can't fahtom people not being NPCs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >NPC meme
        Be original and also you didn't answer my question.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be fully vaccinated.
      Congrats on participating in the worlds largest human experiment.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretend?
      Vaccines cause autism bro, wtf.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then why are you autistic?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because my great great great great grandfather took one -_-

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jags lose
    >mang0 throws a tantrum because he doesnt like his placement on some nerds' headcanon ranking list
    >eagles are going to beat the giants

    fuck this gay shit

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine Armada ever going out 97th, he would literally never hear the end of it
    mango just comes out next tournament and goes like 5th and everythings forgiven

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mango eliminated

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit what a bitch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By who?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he like this? Why can't he just be the sickest man to ever pick up a gamecube controller?

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's just like, for real man like, fuego, like it really do be like that sometimes yknow, like sometimes it's like mango he's like the GOAT man bbut then other times likes... Yknow what I'm sayin? Hahahaha, nah but like Kobe man when he shoots he shoots he be makin' those shots from downtown that's like them Falco lasers man you need those freethrow shots on point haha like Yoshi with them eggs man it's like tossin' those three pointers listening some hood music got his lil wayne blastin' in those headphones beefin' him up Sorry 4 The Wait carrying him man shoutout to Barrels man oldschool NorCal player loved lil wayne one of the best Doc players to ever do it man mad shoutouts to him back in the day I member Genesis 2 man we played teams, we got rocked but it was a good time though like lowkey for real sometimes it's fun just to game some doubles with a friend man win or lose.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HMW da commentary GOAT no cap

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't abbe the guy leffen sexually assaulted?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good point, why isn't leffen banned?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why isn't leffen banned?
        Because his cuck fanbase keeps supporting him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        protected by the dark triads

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Somebody should honestly just kill him for his transgressions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i would too, dude is prime femboy material

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE is the gay that defended this retard?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DID I NOT GET RANKED #1 FOR WINNING ONLINE TOURNAMENTS
      >tfw he literally can't get #1 anymore so now he starts crying he should get ranked first for fucking online kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you didn't give me the rank I wanted so I'M LEAVING!
      what a baby

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No seriously, what is he whining about? His hog wife not giving him enough blowies or something?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he got third in the top 100 ranking for 2022. please note that the difference between him and amsa was .1 points. this is so mentally devastating to him to the point where he wants to quit the game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he was placed 3rd overall in the melee rankings below amsa. he unironically got butthurt about it and sandbagged his genesis run in protest

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He got rightfully ranked #3 and was so salty about it he threw a tantrum

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      back to his shitty hamplanet wife, what a shitter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna assume you're talking about me and I'm laughing at how much he's whining

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this gay claims to be the GOAT at anything other than knocking up trailer trash

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where is the iDBW schizo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure everyone hates ibdw, not just one schizo

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute state of mangofags

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So the question now is whether or not he's going to abandon aMSa for 2s tomorrow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the man that killed the kid

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mang0cucks
    QUIET.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is mango okay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's always been a buster, of course he's okay

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/moky_dokie/status/1616968382967959552

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >https://twitter.com/moky_dokie/status/1616968382967959552
      Based.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Moky is a gay but hes right about mang0
      >g-going airplane mode
      Pussy bitch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moky is an absolute gay but he's right on this one. everyone else in the community taking their main account ranking on slippi ranked but mang0 is too afraid to play anything other than mario and doc and fall back on "low tier" cope and instead will just shit on lucky for 6 hours in unranked and act like he's the goat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he should have just done what leffen did, get number 1 with his main, and then number 2 with his secondary.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He cares way too much about rankings to risk playing his main in ranked

          its actually fucking embarrassing. I tried watching his stream and he brings it up every 3-4 minutes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what a baby, ranked has literally no bearing on the top 100.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no one said it did.
              it's still a public ranking with publically displayed losses. and clearly "public rankings" are the entire issue here.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He could've received GOAT status if he just sat back and let his fanbase do the work. His own insecurity is taking it away from him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but then might lose on his main which is what he's afraid of. even fucking hungrybox who refuses to do friendlies for practice is willing to lose on his main account but mango treats it like a joke cause he's too afraid to show his dickriders he isn't "le goat"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >m-muh legacy fuck rankings

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PP hasn't played in 7 years because he's scared of rankings

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And he knows that is because he can't compete
        The true gods have let it rest, hence why M2K, Aramada and PPMD knew their time was over
        Hbox still has some fuel on his motor but Mango is the most basic bitch retard ever for refusing to attend and refusing to play mains in ranked

        Mango has a point in that players shouldn't be punished for attending tournaments. If Mango does well in later tournaments, Genesis shouldn't count against him.

        The people who say that the bad start of 2022 should count against Mango in the rankings are actually saying that top players should drop out of tournaments whenever they don't feel at their very peak.

        Also I hoipe you delete yourself mangofagboy. Top players are top players because they are consistently at the top, not to randomly job at 96th. Look at

        Wait, amsa has to do this shit on purpose KEK

        The guy single handedly ruined mangos entire fucking year, I love it. Cucks him in melee, cucks him in ranking, low key makes fun of him.
        >oh no, sorry guys, I just cucked your GOAT I guess hahahahha I PRAY TO WIN
        HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

        , the japanese came into Canada, grinded, and now he is Mango's bracket demon.

        [...]
        [...]
        [...]
        [...]
        how
        wasn't he getting shit on

        lol
        lamo even

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Mango is the most basic bitch retard ever for refusing to attend and refusing to play mains in ranked
          I just don't understand him. He's proven he can still do it. Why is he so obsessed with the validation of others?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Forever insecure because deep down he knows Armada is the greatest to ever touch a controller
            That's why he literally reffers to himself as the goat to make sure nobody forgets where they stand on the issue

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Twitter.com destroyed most of his brain cells.
            Many such cases

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            when you've built your brand as the "goat", anything that could threaten that image is going to scare him

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because internet points and fame
            Also armada being greater than him

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >hype yourself up as the GOAT and convince yourself you can beat anyone easily
            >forget to grind, get humiliated, and seethe
            >channel your pure seethe into melee and claw your way back to the top
            >repeat steps 1-3 ad infinitum
            this is going to be a repeat of 2022. just you watch.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's all so tiresome. Can we just fast forward to when he stops being a shitter again?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          m2k still goes to tournaments, but only local and mid tier ones that more or less ensure he wins and gets the prize money.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moky is an absolute gay but he's right on this one. everyone else in the community taking their main account ranking on slippi ranked but mang0 is too afraid to play anything other than mario and doc and fall back on "low tier" cope and instead will just shit on lucky for 6 hours in unranked and act like he's the goat

      It's not just Moky and the ranked scene thats the problem. Melee as a community has a problem with Egotistical wigger retard behavior. It has since the old days and it continues to this day. Back in the day you'd get called everything under the sun for playing Peach, IC's or anything that isn't the protagonist syndrome set of "accepted" characters because people are bad at any matchup that isn't their fastfaller+marth circlejerk. I regularly make it a habit to go on ranked now with IC's for this very reason and ruin peoples morony expectations and handoff them till they cry, ragequit, and lose rank. I'm making it my business to get as many of these protag syndrome gays banned as possible to cleanse the community of egotistical gayry.

      You're not that important, you play a old videogame, your ego doesn't matter, nor do my wins, your wins, my losses, or your losses. nor does your e-fame. Grow up and enjoy playing this childrens party game with a deep level of play, or get the fuck out and go be a buzzblown gaywigger somewhere else, tired of crybabies. also Fox is carried and you didn't earn your wins.

      t.old player since the early 2000's.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you're not that important, you play a old videogame
        >t.old player since the early 2000's
        ?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its just how long I've been dealing with this autistic community, not insinuating that I'm important. reading comprehension.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, your post reeked of self-importance, like you being an oldfag makes you the savior of Melee and your ICs are going to fix the online scene. Fuck you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Aww protagonist syndrome babby. Did the IC's greasy grimy hands hurt your feelings? I don't even main them either

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wobbles?..

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kwabg0 will say he was just kidding when summit comes around

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe, but I think the armada callout tweet really fucked with his head.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mango in 6 months
    >I WAS JUST FUCKING AROUND ON DOC HAHA, I STILL DESERVE RANK 1
    can't stand this fat fuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mango has a point in that players shouldn't be punished for attending tournaments. If Mango does well in later tournaments, Genesis shouldn't count against him.

      The people who say that the bad start of 2022 should count against Mango in the rankings are actually saying that top players should drop out of tournaments whenever they don't feel at their very peak.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine mango quits and armada comes back kek

        >Mango has a point in that players shouldn't be punished for attending tournaments. If Mango does well in later tournaments, Genesis shouldn't count against him.
        this is the most retarded shit I've ever read. If you get fucked and lose to scrubs at a tournament and go 97, you cannot be ranked over a guy that went to the same tournaments and never had this happen to him. Yes, bad losses should count. How else would you even rank you fucking moron retard

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >go to a 1/3rd of the tournaments as someone else
          >register for tournaments but don't go if you're feeling like you're bad
          >whenever you do go you play well
          >this is fine

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The solution to this problem certainly isn't to just let people lose and not have it have consequences, but to punish people that bail or don't go. You're retarded.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that's the problem, i think people who registered for tournaments and ended up not going were NOT punished

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, and why does that mean losses shouldn't count in ranking anymore? NPC gay stop repeating whatever people say and think

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say that you dumpy trashcan

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Armada's ego will never let him come back. He dropped from tournaments in his prime just because his custom controller broke on the way to the venue and didn't want to risk using a regular one and get a lower place. He has been out of the game too long and all the grinding in the world won't fully prepare him for another major. He won't risk tarnishing his record since its all he has now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's beyond stupid
        >that top players should drop out of tournaments whenever they don't feel at their very peak.
        with your system, top players should just sandbag every tourney for the first 11 months of the year and only bother playing seriously during december

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It should, though. If X wins 4 tournaments and Y wins 4 tournaments, X should not be placed higher than Y if X only placed top 8 at 6 tournaments if Y placed top 8 at 20

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there's a difference between getting 16th and getting 97th.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mango seething this hard over being ranked #3 instead of #2

    if he was in contention for #1 and got shafted I could at least partially understand it. But he was never going to get #1. What difference does it really make to be #3 instead of #2, especially when they're all so close

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I deserved a higher rank! To prove this, I am going to go secondary and place 97th at the start of the year

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Armada would win a salty suite at this point imo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean at this point? Mang0 would get trashed by armada to this day

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sfop sfop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      theres nothing better than landing falling upair on someones tech option

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >30 year old drunk who's spent over half his life defining himself by his ability to play a video game has personality problems

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      F-Forsen?

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OFFICIAL GOAT FOR EACH GAMES TTIER LIST

    >64
    Isai
    >Melee
    Armada/Hbox
    >Brawl
    M2K
    >TR4SH
    Scarflard
    >Ultimate
    MKLeo

    YOU
    CANNOT
    DENY
    THIS.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      didn't zero dominate brawl also?

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mango is not the goat anymore, my bad

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait who is number 1 for melee rankings in 2022

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zain, the GOAT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        zann

        Pajeet

        It gets bigger when I pivot

        DO NOT REDEEM

        how
        wasn't he getting shit on

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and americans ranking him #1 without considering amsa is disgusting. Amsa shat on Zain in h2h as well. Nobody mentions it. They just gave it to zain kek

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he won multiple key super majors in the first half of 2022 and only lost to IBDW in the latter half, so overall he was still #1

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and only lost to IBDW in the latter half
            Fucking what? He literally is down against amsa h2h

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

          >but muh early year

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zann

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pajeet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It gets bigger when I pivot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DO NOT REDEEM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zain is the marth goat and its not even close
      easily the most sick marth

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SFOP is insane

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, amsa has to do this shit on purpose KEK

    The guy single handedly ruined mangos entire fucking year, I love it. Cucks him in melee, cucks him in ranking, low key makes fun of him.
    >oh no, sorry guys, I just cucked your GOAT I guess hahahahha I PRAY TO WIN
    HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The best part is that Mang0 has to seethe in silence while Eggman passively makes fun of him

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was anybody else watching Aklo vs. Essy? That was hard as fuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah watching sfop cook a banquet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NO, I turn of the stream whenever a chud plays to not give them money.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >watching trannies play

      no thanks, let me know when top 16 starts

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SFOP IS IN FIRE

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mango should just pivot and go full on doc main.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mindbroken by the true goat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      absolute poetry, isn't it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro knew when to bow out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't even play any more and still handing out L's to mang0

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when you realise his entire outburst was engineered to finesse a prime commentary block
      these mindgames are why hes the GOAT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss him, man. I honestly take back all my bitching when he was number 1.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >armada and mango both btfo
      HGods win again

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fuck SFOP just top playered that guy

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now watch SFOP get fucked by Zain.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >toph shilling
    just end it all

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mang0 is such a fucking pussy lmao
    ANY other top player does this shit and he would never let them hear the end of it
    he makes fun of leffen for the dog thing to this day
    and he's right but that's besides the point

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He gets a pass because he's unironically the sickest player of all time when he's not sandbagging or generally being a buster, but this shit is just embarrassing.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much of this fat intel sponsorship is going to the PLAYERS?
    None of it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Top players are beta cucks who john constantly and dodge tournaments for ranking despite being SPONSORED. They can get fucked. Money is wasted on them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can imagine it's something like
      >players get 5k prize pool
      >TO garden gnomes get 500k sponsorship for the views

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That really does seem to be the case.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Papa Johns is the savior of the Smash competitive scene, whether you like it or not.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Armada doesn't have to commentate Mango because he didn't even make top 48
    Fucking hilarious

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would have been so great. Goddammit why is mango such a fag.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The last God standing. The man who attends everything. The unretired. The ranked grinder. The GOAT.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HGod-sama..! My crypto shill warlord..! I... I kneel..!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The real heart and soul of melee.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      C97th Mango kneels before the HGOAT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >c97th mang0
        oh no no no kek mang0nation isn't gonna like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Soon they will know

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      truth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how does he do it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Battered and bloodied, the Swedish king fell to his knees. He searched his cavernous mind for an answer... but he knew there was no way back to glory, not today. The yellow haired one mustering his last remaining strength raised his head. There, on the high mound, stood at silhouette lit only by the dying sun to the north. Such an unusual and splendorous armor did he dawn. A translucent pink aura emanated from him, and when lit by the sun it appeared as if a rising Phoenix had come to make it's presence known. An insatiable rage gurgled from deep within the defeated heap of a man. And as if to curse god he cast his gaze upon the heavens and howled "I... AM... GOD!" And it was at that moment that, as if a matter of destiny, like the Red Sea once parted, so too did the heavens part. Split by a single blinding ray, the heavens chose the pink entity. All the Swede could do was look on in horror. And as if galvanized by the light, the pink one boomed "I... AM... THE GOD OF GODS." In a thought the Swede was pulverized, atomized, call it what you will, but he was no more.

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wizzy streaming kingdom hearts to 20 people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why the fuck doesn't wizzy enter more? yeah he loses to amsa and hbox now but he still looked good against them despite being out of practice. is it a money thing? does he have health issues? is the pussy just too good for him to bother leaving home?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's too powerful, they had to give him chronic fatigue (or something)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i thought that was PPMD

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude has M2K-tier autism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is he not at genesis?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too busy jerkin

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao that ending
      I thought he was talking about some other boxing event the the smash boxing stuff was just editted in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HE ACTUALLY FUCKING TALKED ABOUT THE MATCH I THOUGHT ITS EDITED HOLY FUCK KEK HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek no it's just a good edit. Rogan was actually talking about this match https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LnDcluk8kw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't watch the whole chessboxing thing because it sounded gay, but I just looked up hugs vs. toph and both of them entering to chillin raps was pretty based.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the year is 20eggseggs
    the goat debate is over

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Goat will always be me.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Mew2King got in trouble for doing something extremely similar to what Mang0 is doing at Genesis 2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what does "in trouble" mean?
      because everyone seems to be shitting on mango right now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Got a red card infraction under whatever weird ruleset they were using in 2011

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what did he do?

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kinosis

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mango keeps on tweeting about the Eagles. I hope the Eagles lose so Mango is even more miserable this weekend (Eagles will win btw so fuck)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope the eagles lose because that pussy made fun of my team

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't tell me you're a KANGZ fan
        My condolences anon, I feel for you

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watching bts B stream
    >ask if magi is a girl girl or a >girl
    >get banned instantly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can't tell the most obvious fucking chud
      are you retarded?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good. I hope you get banned here too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >come to Ganker to post about it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek Ganker bros be like "we can always tell" and then can't clock the most obvious chud on earth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep doing the Lord's work, champ

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Keep doing the Lord's work, champ
        Twitch mods can set phrases or words as "suHispanicious" which flags them for review before they hit the actual chat. That message never appeared in the chat for anyone except the user who sent it, and realistically no message about Magi ever will unless it's approved by a chat moderator. Unless the "Lord's work" involves giving a dopamine hit to a twitch chat mod I don't think this anon is doing it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hope you get that chud goth gf bro

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >nooooo now I can't jack off to my epic fantasy where I totally owned the chuds by getting banned from a video game chat!!!
            Just letting you know how things work so you don't look stupid bro, you're welcome by the way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you got your answer at least

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BIG D!

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    weren't they going to show moky?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, now we gotta watch this chud sheik. I hate trannies so much

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd fuck bonfire.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit is that an actual human female?

      >They don't know
      Bonfire isn't what you think she is, chud...

      this Bonfire chick actually a chick? I'd peg her

      >they changed the moky winners game to this one just because muh woman
      holy shit

      That's not a chud is it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I Be Dicking Wounds

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a shame

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek
        at least she actually passes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >at least she actually passes
          No he doesn't. Murder all trannies. I hate all trannies

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >No he doesn't.
            holy fucking cope kek half the thread got tricked

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >got tricked
              >by a small camera crop in the perfect angle to hide it all+makeup+mask

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's a lot easier to pass with half your face covered. The twitter pfp was a dead giveaway.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I still do not understand what mental illness drives people to make images like this.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              repressed gender dysphoria. they're addressing that image to themselves

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >i still do not understand mental adghdsklhjufadslhijlhijkag
              Shut the fuck up. I don't give a fuck. YWNBAW

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Literal mental illness.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have any fucking mental illness, unlike you you fucking chudlover

                why do trans people and masks mindbreak this board

                YWNBAW

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay chud.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Okay chud.
                No one cares. DIe Die Die everybody die

                you are upset, you lose, bye bye

                >

                >i still do not understand mental adghdsklhjufadslhijlhijkag


                Shut the fuck up. I don't give a fuck. YWNBAW
                >you are upset, you lose, bye bye
                I DOn't GIVE A FUCK, YWNBAW

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No one cares. DIe Die Die everybody die
                Real school shooter vibes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was quoting an episode of The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 3 Treehouse of Horror you fucking retard

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >chudsons

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based based based, everyone in this thread is a chud except me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are upset, you lose, bye bye

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Loneliness.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just look at the arms. too lanky to be a woman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bonfire > Magi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fucking mask and tits for once fooled me
        of course its an actual chud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The absolute state of Ganker, holy shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I Be Dicking Wounds

        What a shame

        kek
        at least she actually passes

        Bonfire > Magi

        fucking mask and tits for once fooled me
        of course its an actual chud

        WHO
        CAN DEFEAT
        CLG | CODY SCHWAB

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's real
        every fucking time. Nice titjob tho.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        good for her
        passing seems hard as fuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing which gives it away on the stream are the arms.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >followed by ibdw

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Followed by CLG Cody Schwab

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this really a thing in tournaments now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >now
      I don't know why I even respond, you already knew.

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit is that an actual human female?

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They don't know
    Bonfire isn't what you think she is, chud...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they changed the moky winners game to this one just because muh woman
      holy shit

      That's not a chud is it

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this Bonfire chick actually a chick? I'd peg her

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uh oh Mango fags. The main man has spoken.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I believe in danny dimes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY OF THE WEEK

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God I wish that come back. Some of the best Carl material were in those.

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they have mask mandates at the events to hide the chud faces

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are trannies allowed to live? If there was justice in this world, they'd all be burned alive. I hate how the chud menace has infected the melee community

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >camera zooms in a bit
    >you can see how disgsuting the chud actually is despite caked in makeup and mask
    HAHAHHAHHAHA

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A TRUE girl boss moment.
    hella grinche ngl

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that the first woman to be ranked top 100 in melee is a man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      definitely not the first chud to be top 100

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reeve is pretty huge. Who else was that really jacked Melee player? I remember him playing like 5-6 years ago, always wore really tight shirts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alex19 was a big guy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alex19 was a big guy

      I did a quick google. The guy I was thinking of was Abate. Turns out he wasn't as big as I remembered.

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mang0 sissiess... i dont understand.... mang0 quit but the tourny is still going on.... this doesnt make sense....

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do trans people and masks mindbreak this board

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because 2016 never ended for some people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It triggers their 4chancel programming.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pol promotes critical thinking. there is no programming.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >critical thinking
          HAHAHAHAHA

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a programmed response for a programmed individual

            Anyone who spends significant time on pol will have their eyes opened. its why all the feds keep flipping.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a programmed response for a programmed individual

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mang0 should stop drinking
    all the estrogen from the beer is making him act like a woman

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meleechud is not a meme

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sfat jmook steam 3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. No fucking trannies, I hate trannies so fucking much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good looking out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why the fuck wasn't this on the main stream???

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because the chud menace has its claws in the melee community. Someone needs to clean melee of this stain

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the autism to chud pipeline is real. speedrunning attracts alot of autists, therefore there are alot of trannies in it. same for melee.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same with extremist political ideologies kek that's why so many 4chancels chud out

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how nerve wracking it is to not say "he" accidentally on mic. It's like "don't think about a polar bear" shit. The harder you try not to consciously do it, the harder it is to do. And if you do your commentating career is over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not a bad idea to just train yourself to call every player by name.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can't, if you do that twitter/twitch chat will call you out for not calling them by their pronouns.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just put the chud and ukraine flag in your twitter name and they won't be able to touch you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've noticed these gays now take the safe route of calling everything "they" as pronoun, which I find fucking hilarious because if your pronoun is he or she, it's still misgendering, no? Why is it okay to say they to a straight male with he pronoun but not okay to say he to a chud kek

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RIP MY bro REEVE
    Is he still in Chicago?

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chase 3-0 Dark Wizzy
    Dark Wizzy OUT at 63th

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good. Fuck that complete gay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there anybody more washed than Dark Wizzy at this point?

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lets fucking go jmook

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ginger vs s2j

    finally some good fucking melee, only took 8 god damn hours

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let's fucking go johnny

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ohter GOATULTIMATE results
    Danny 3-1 Goblin
    Sisqiu 3-2 the pichu main
    acola 3-0 a random
    Tweek 3-0 Big Boss

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man I missed these threads. Glad to see some of you fags are still around. Makes me want to get into watching tourneys again.

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can we bring back aids for blacks and homos?
    What did he mean by this?

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >75K for ultimate
    >22K for chudlee
    Its over bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this debate was settled when ludwig did both top 8s at the same time.
      melee won.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But ludwig is a meleefag himself

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hometown johnny shitting on the wifi warrior

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ ginger is choking hard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apologise.

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why hasn't he put a child in her yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because they broke up years ago when he cheated on her

      hbox is single to this day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >has a woman love him unironically
        >throws that shit away

        fucking retard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        karma

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That was some vintage s2j.

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SFAT WHAT THE FUCK

  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2SAINT 3-2 AMSA
    AMSAXIRS??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FUCK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fucking japanese moron amsa lost to 2saint for fucks sake

      fucking what

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fucking japanese moron amsa lost to 2saint for fucks sake

      it's over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fake news

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >https://twitter.com/2Saintt/status/1616989418010841088
        bro...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how the fuck does amsa lose 3 in a row to a jiggs like him? hes so retarded sometimes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            must have really taken losing his doubles partner hard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >https://twitter.com/2Saintt/status/1616989418010841088
      bro...

      its okay amsa bros this was always going to have to be a losers run with plup in the way

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True, he now likely has a free brakcet to losers 8 I guess.

  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fucking japanese moron amsa lost to 2saint for fucks sake

  142. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god damn being a falcon player is suffering

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good. They're all gays.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lose one neutral exchange
      >end up off stage
      >ALWAYS die

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  143. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >amsa gets ranked second and immediately loses to fucking 2saint
    mang0 vindicated kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      something tells me he'll still place higher than 97th

  144. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whats the bump limit on Ganker? Is it 500?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yup

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