>Corviknight is one of the few universely liked mons from Galar
>it's a cool beast
>normal non-troon non-homosexuals like it
>GameFreak starts seething
>makes a little pink kirby troon that kills all Corviknight
This is obviously spite based game making. The people working at GameFreak are hateful homosexuals.
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Cope Corvibitch
252+ Atk Choice Band Tinkaton Gigaton Hamner vs. 0 HP / 0- Def Corviknight: 159-187 (47.1 - 55.4%) -- 75.8% chance to 2HKO
>posting stats
The lore is what the lore is. Cope. Shitty bird dies to a pink muppet
>The lore is what the lore is.
So Magcargo IS hot enough to melt the planet?
You're assuming Pokeverse physics and chemistry works the same as real life. What a non-argument, we've seen Ash deadlift a multi-ton frick and let it ride on his head.
Also keep in mind that Gigaton Hammer can't be used twice in a row
Proving my point exactly, homosexual.
>75 attack
Tinkaton throws rocks at Corviknight not smash them with hammers, though it could if one was stricken down.
>It's not very effective
It's representing a ban hammer/nerf they impinged on cornvight and stall this gen
>troon
>troon
>troon
>troon
I know you! You're the one who kept b***hing about goldbro!
>that image
what the actual frick is this piece of shit
>he doesn't know
The entire Gen 9 dex looks like that or sometimes even worse.
Who the frick is worse than the string cheese Black person?
homosexual duck, dunsparce evo being a pointless joke, the the super hero dolphin. The entire dex is so bad that it becomes impossible to rank them in their shittiness.
>the super hero dolphin
Ballio if he real is based as frick and I'm tired of you dolphin homosexuals saying otherwise
When a few mons in a dex are moronic shit like a dolphin superhero, it's forgivable. But they're all moronic shit, so no, it's not okay and it's definitely not based.
>
Don't compare capeshit garbage to based Ballio.
Kilroy shrew
Muppet baby Godzilla
Pawmi but it just gets bigger and stands up
>he doesn't like the golden god
ngmi
>We want the Toejam&Earl fanbase, don't ask why tho…
Chadviknight has nothing to fear from 75 base attack
GIWTWM as the Wooloo
Corsola got wiped out by Toxapex and nobody complained
mareanie is better than corsola
Because Toxapex is evil looking and kills a cute creature, like nature intended.
Not this fairy kills cool things subversive bullshit
You do realise fairies are cruel creatures in mythology? It’s not even subversive
You do realize the hammer b***h looks stupid so we don't care, right?
It looking stupid is exactly what makes the thought of it brutally murdering a corviknight and possibly its trainer by shooting them out of the sky with rocks, even more unsettling
Her design is objectively better than corviknights
>generic cutesy girl blob with eyes holding le big hammer is a good design
You're an idiot.
Then make fairies evil looking and not pink girly shit that looks like candy.
Just say you've never seen any mythology or folktales with fairies. Fricking moron.
Not him but that pink girly exterior is the point. The old mythological stories about faries talked about how they would draw children away from villages or actually do evil shit if they felt slighted in anyway.
Only recently with Disney and other modern shit have faries been recalibrated as benevolent beings.
>the shit design is the point, that makes it good!
I don't care about your dumb fricking youTube lore video explaining how much sense it makes, it looks stupid! It looks GAY!
Just admit you're a moron who is afraid of learning new things. Go jack off in your cope cave homosexual
So do you you fricking homosexual. What did Tinkaton provide you the mirror youve been hiding from.
Post your frickin arms c**t.
>Post your frickin arms c**t.
Said the nerd talking about pink fairies in a videogame for children on a chinese cartoons forum
Half the fricking fairies were cutesy and feminine to lure kids and men.
Rusalkas lured men so they could torture and drown them.
How do they kill dragons and dark exactly?
They already did that,
Corsola doesn't work in a couriering taxi service which society depends upon for convivence. Imagine being less advanced than your neighbors because some pink little shit targets your fliers for spare parts.
where does it say that the Squawkabilly taxis are "less advanced"?
Skarmory shit ripoff deserve it
>hello the pokedex says im your pred- ACK!
Based Corv for killing that mupp!
Frick off, metal bird
Say that shit IRL and I'll kill you.
What do you think this hammer is made of? I've already said it IRL, don't make me do it again.
In all seriousness imagine this is what happens, they start shit, and flee when corviknights get pissed off and retaliate.
it's why the only cool kaiju-mon paldea starter is a fricking clown, reminds me of toxtricity and his whole "theme" as well, I mean his gigantamax has a fricking broadcasting antenna coming out of a diaper
Anyone still consooming these awful games deserves to get shat on.
Consoom this bussy
You're an ugly homosexual and no straight man will ever be interested in you reeking parasite ridden butthole.
Ok, so you want me to top? No problem.
I want you to die. Painfully.
Why would a company be upset that people like one of their products?
You've really never heard of troons telling a fan base that they're missing the point by enjoying a certain aspect of something? It's happened with Star Wars, Warhammer 40k, Fallout, super hero comics, the Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, literally everything. We live in the age of subversion, and these troons want normal people to stop liking cool stuff because cool stuff is problematic.
The seething over this that randomly just started yesterday is so inorganic it has to be a raid.
If they really hated him they wouldn't include him in the base game. Ya know, like they've done with Venusaur. Twice.
Or give fun new costumes variant to his pre-evolutions that he can't have, on top of trying to low key remove him from his original evolution line, like they did with Raichu.....
> trying to low key remove him from his original evolution line
elaborate
Dedenne, what is it's purpose, looking strikingly similar to pikachu and more specifically Raichu? Pikachu only evolves with a thunderstone and they've been just quitely sweeping that under the rug as they where pandering pikachu more and more....
>regenerator nerfed
>toxic gone
>scald gone
wanna talk about hate? Toxapex is as useless as breasts on a lechonk now. But I ain’t complaining
Ahh, grow some security, you spastic moron. I love Corv, I stopped my Sword playthrough to breed for a shiny for my playthrough and I love the fact its natural predator in Paldea is a little e-girl gremlin, who went postal after being bullied once too much, to the point she channels the Doom Slayer in her eternal mission to break the fricking bastards.
Go up to the search bar on your internet browser, type in R then E then D then D then I then T and then .com, and make your cuck ass posts there from now on.
I'm not the little cuck crying because a 2 foot frickall pink squishy thing beats up her boyfriend. Frick off to discord with the rest the fricking snowflake morons who need a safespace.
>le snowflakes!
You're not even a redditor, not even a twitterer, you're a tumblr troon, aren't you?
Wrong again moron. I resist labels, as I don't need the internet to replace my social net. I don't come from anywhere, don't go to anywhere. I just follow my interests and frick the rest of cyber-space looking for validation.
Fooling no one, hole.
you have schizophrenia. people inherently like corviknight less because of you. you're a fricking failure.
I didn’t see the Bisharpbros cry once about pink e-girls PRE EVOLUTION killing groups of Bisharps, why are corvicucks so insecure?
Bisharpgays got Kingambit in return: a net positive trade. Corvigays get nothing in exchange for having their metal bird being humiliated by the pink brats.
Kingshitbit is trash. A an adult human man with long hair and a moustache. Completely moronic.
seething corvicuck lmfao
well logically it doesn't make sense, with bisharp there's at least the type advantage, Corviknight though, there is no type advantage, and when you take out the game play elements from this, then it's small 2'2 angry hammer goblin vs 7'03 knightbird that basically owns the skies in it's regions.
Being a giant 7'03" bird is actually a huge disadvantage because it would just make it way easier for the Gigaton Hammered rocks to nail them and knock them out of the sky.
that doesn't mean you when, it means now you just pissed off a really hostile edgy bird. To you hit it Corviknight with a rock, then what? Hammer him? good luck. if we go back to gameplay logic, normal attacks don't do shit to him, fairy moves also don't do shit to him, what then, that's whole kit.
Then it fricking dies from having a rock cave its skull in and gets its armor plates ripped off to make hammers by its Paldean natural predator because that's what the lore says happens.
Lore also says that magcargo is hotter than the sun
Magcargo strongest pokemon ever, everything around him instantly dies
How the frick is it gonna hit it's head through all that armor, from the ground, even.
Like I said before, lions don't just kill entire herds of zebras, they just pick off 2 or 3 of the weakest links. Same may apply for Tinkatuff; they kill the Pawniards and the Bisharps simply retreat to preserve their army.
Exactly, which is why Tinkaton hunts the older, weaker-looking and newly-evolved Corviknight. Sadly, to Tinkaton, they all look weak, old or newly-evolved, so they all end up a viable target for her tee-offs.
You can really tell how internet poisoned someone is by how many buzzwords they use in their sentences.
>Actually, Corviknight's stats are be-BONK!
CorviSISSY
>I will prove I'm not a homosexual troon by posting some homosexual porn
Report it then Corvisissy
>report the post of a mod
Why would I waste my time, jannie?
I just hate the muppet because it's pink and I want it to die
Corvicuck fears the mallet
>when a corviknight is unfortunate enough to enter the homerun range of a muppet with a hammer
>Caw Caw, Ca-ACK
Your troon bird is shit, gay
Cope harder
1) you are the pink muppet so you are the troon
2) corviknight will stay OU while the muppet will be RU at best
3) the muppet will also lose any 1v1 with corviknight
As you can see, all statements in your post are false.
Obsessed moron
Hoes mad
Hoes mad
Why the frick do you autists b***h about this? It's a cool natural interaction that adds life to both of those mons. This is literally "MUH CHARIZARD XYZ OMEGA CAN NEVER LOSE!" tier autism
It's unironically fun to talk about it like this, now post bussy.
I mean it used to be when I was 17 but trust me it's not healthy and I wish I had stopped sooner
>adds life to both those mons
The pink troon blob is dogshit and shouldn't be getting tied to an actually good mon.
Enormous levels of cope here.
because it's Hammer goblins trying to claim unproven dominance just the Charizard autists, even though there's next to nothing in the gameplay mechanics or even just the basic tidbits of the lore we have supports their claim. It literally seems to be no more than little shits throwing rocks at shiny bird, with next to know grasped of awareness on what they are about to piss off.
I think you worry way too much about fictional monsters. Is Corviknight a big part of your identity?
i think you care too much about shitty writing.
Is being moronic a part of your identity?
Ur such a silly lil boy haha 😀
AW NOT YOU AGAIN YOU LITTLE MEXICAN c**t
IVE HAD A FRICKING GUTFULL OF YOUR SHIT
>It literally seems to be no more than little shits throwing rocks at shiny bird, with next to know grasped of awareness on what they are about to piss off.
Not sure about that. The pokedex pairs the statement that they throw rocks at flying corviknight, with the statement that they are intelligent and have a very daring disposition.
It gives the impression they're keenly aware they are picking a fight, and specifically one that they may not win (since that's what would make it daring).
The Corviknight dex also says that they can't be taxis in Paldea because of their predators attacking them when they fly with the only reference to Corviknight being preyed upon being Tinkerton's entry talking about sniping the flying birds with stones.
You can't really be considered an animal's natural predator if you're not successful at killing it.
Yes...?
I'm just arguing the other guy's claim about tinkerton not knowing what they are doing.
I meant to reply to his post, too, but I fricked it.
You are the kind of boring individual that dislikes it when horn scholars attempt a civil discussion with troglodyte fingays
I don't indulge in discussion with h*rBlack folk
I am a homosexual and I like Corvi. I think he is easily the best G8 pokemon. Not that he has much competition but you know
If you consider that war hammers were developed to combat knight's plate armor, it makes sense that this is Corviknight's natural predator
Good point. Too bad this post will be ignored because this board is filled with edgy 21 year olds who never grew up.
Guize, IT'S BASED ON SOMETHING! IT CAN'T BE BAD BECAUSE IT'S BASED ON SOMETHING! THIS POKEMON IS A REFERENCE TO SOMETHING ELSE, SO IT'S DESIGN IS AUTOMATICALLY GOOD DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY FRICKING STUPID!
Look at that pudgy tummy.
Short and stout. Made for both swinging hammers and cuddling.
Disney ruined fairies forever
Corviknight is one of my favorite Pokemon of all time. I really don't understand this defense force for it here though. So it's prey to the tiny fairy with a hammer, so what? It's a little fun piece of lore between two Pokemon and I wish their were more stuff like this.
Shut it, troon.
For me, I just find the gameplay integration with the dex to be virtually nonexistent since its signature move isn't even SE against Corviknight. I don't mind the idea of a vengeful psychopath cutie with a giant hammer as a mon but it does come across as a Mary Sue power fantasy than anything else imo. The Tinkaton and Corviknight defense force are both insufferable in my eyes.
>Mary Sue power fantasy
That's just buzzwords. You don't even know what you just typed. Lore is barely ever consistent with gameplay anyway so I don't see the issue
The issue is that you're a homosexual with shit taste and so are all the troons working at GameFreak.
It's a Mary Sue power fantasy because it hunts a specific species of regional bird? It's not like it kills Dialga or something.
It's just not very well translated in gameplay imo. The idea of its middle evolution massacring groups of Bisharp like some Tinkagays insist is totally just a moronic powerfantasy. The picking off the Pawniard theory makes more sense. Really, the dex just doesn't seem to be well thought out in my eyes.
Do you know what a power fantasy means?
Aon, lore never matches with gameplay. Pidgeot can "fly at speeds of Mach 2". A whole slew of Gen 1 shit, like Gengar, Persian and Jolteon outspeed it to the point either they move at Mach 2.5+, or what the 'dex says has no bearing on the battle engine.
I don't think that's an example of lore contradicting gameplay.
"speed" is vague enough that you can conceptualize it in multiple ways, and I think they very often do. reaction speed for instance, something that would naturally be highly relevant to making the first move.
and you're talking about the top flying speed of the pokemon, something it would presumably take time to build up to, and possibly wouldn't factor in to how it fights at all.
Like uh.. this is an absurd example but work with me here. Do you think you, a human, could land the first blow in a fight with a fighter jet, which starts out parked on some runway?
I can use Vikavolt's entry if you like. describing it as "zipping about", with a speed stat of 43.
Just admit gameplay mechanics have no bearing on lore or vice-versa. Corviknigth beats Tink in a proper battle, Tink kills Corv for funsies in-universe.
>I can use Vikavolt's entry if you like. describing it as "zipping about", with a speed stat of 43.
I don't need an example. there's probably dozens of examples, if not way more than that, of the lore contradicting gameplay.
I'm just picking on the specific example you chose because I didn't find it persuasive for the reasons given.
But guess what? The pokedex is canon no matter how much you seethe. No matter how implausible, or outright impossible, you think they are your thoughts on pokemon are just as validas your thoughts about your gender identity.
It feels more like magical girl fantasy trash where a tiny female is able to beat things she wouldn't really be able to but she can just because.
Maybe she can beat them because she has a massive fricking hammer
>Are you telling me that Elin and poppori shouldn't be able to hit you with an oversized axe?
I think it's just for comedy, childlike character using an oversized weapon is just funny
>childlike
anon what pictures are on your computer.
>NOOOOOOOO GAMEFREAK CAN'T JUST DIRECTLY STATE IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS THAT A PINK e-girl MURDERS MY HUSBANDO BIG BLACK CORVIKNIGHT AAAIIIIEEEEEE
Pablo when you're done, don't forget I ordered that burrito an hour ago. Get to it, chop chop, or you don't get paid today.
it's in the game what the frick are you complaining about
I have no dog in this fight, I'd just like to say that I want to mating press the attitude out of Penny. That is all, please continue your conversation.
Cringe and gay weebshit
>Corviknightgays were a bunch of edgy teenagers.
Interesting...
Corviknight's still awesome
>all these seething corvicucks shitting their pants over harmless lore
lol, i fricking love you tinkatuff