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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    TROONS?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody post both the lyrics and the song together this time

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU LET MOTHERFLIPPING GOBLINS INTO THE MOTHERFLIPPING GROVE???

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WE WUZ RUNNIN AN SHIT

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey look it's jay leno

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    OPEN THE BLOODY GATE

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        KANON NO

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      OPEN THE GATE-
      OPEN THE GATE-

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://files.catbox.moe/ja97mq.mp3

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i can't get it out of my head ffs

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        real YOU FACE JARAXXUS vibes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if we took the goblins, and pushed them somewhere else?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DRUID?!

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    KILL ALL GOBLINS

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Larian made Zevlor recruitable I would have never sided with the Drow.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this but alfira

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        alfira is Dark Urge property

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I am not crazy! I know he led those goblins here! I knew it was Aradin. Him and his companions. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – his stealth roll was too high, he got that Bear Druid at the Grove to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This Thaumaturgy? He's done worse. That ship! Are you telling me that a Nautiloid just happens to crash like that? No! He orchestrated it! Aradin! He stacked Smokepowder around the temple! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own camp! What was I thinking? He'll never multiclass. He'll never respec! Ever since he was lvl 1, always the same! Couldn't keep the goblins away from the gate! But not our Aradin! Couldn't be precious Aradin! Leading them blind! And he gets to be a Fighter!? What a sick joke! I should've Hold Person him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I choked on my drink homosexual

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daring synthesis

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      god tier post

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      jejpilled

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Max_Payne_ruins_a_steak.gif

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You think this is bad? This? This Thaumaturgy? He's done worse. That ship! Are you telling me that a Nautiloid just happens to crash like that? No! He orchestrated it! Aradin!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That one is dangerous. Almost laughed in public

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking love Zevlorposting

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Druid is dead?! You led the saka ninjas right to us AND you don't have the relic?

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"You lead the Goblins here!?!?! 3000 gold in damages done to the gate and one of our own in the morgue! That's it Aradin, hand in your club and badge, you're off the case! I got the Archdruid on my ass and the Bards are hounding me on the Tieflings offical statement on this shit show! You're a loose Fireball, Aradin!"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hand in your nightsong
      >And your other nightsong!!

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU LED REDDITORS HERE? WHERE'S THE MOD?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU BROUGHT 13 SEEKERS OF DARKNESS, 12 GOBLINS, 11 BUGBEARS, 10 WARGS, 9 DROW, 8 OGRES, 7 BAAL ASSASSINS, 6 INCUBI, 5 STEEL WATCHERS, 4 MINDFLAYERS, 3 ELMINSTERS, 2 DRAGONS AND 1 DARK URGE?!
    >THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE YOU FOOL!

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats with this place only talking/making memes related to act 1??? does anyone made it to act 2????

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      zevlor and aradin memes are an early access tradition

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes the first five minutes are all you need

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course, but act 2 doesn't have one as memeable unless we count Balthazar.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Balthazar is a pure anime villain.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >design a fat disgusting villain character
        >have a star of david carved onto his face
        What did Larian mean by this?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can't believe I made it through his fight without turning undead or holding person/monster. I was also dying laughing because I had some ice surface around Lae'zel and every time I tried to get her to run off of it to help finish up the fight, she went head over heels like a cartoon character slipping on a banana. And her legs were spread eagle and she was laying there sprawled out getting beaten on. Later she became my wife.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just shoved him to the void asap, hoping he didn't have any good loot

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              He was a pushover, he just had so many adds. I actually had to restart the fight a few times because my characters were positioned right beside the cliff at the end of the cutscene and every time, a big skeleton Black person would run over and push shadowheart off the fricking cliff in the first turn.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                For me he was harder when I fought him in his room inside the temple instead of the nightsong area

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can sneak up to him so you're away from the cliff and can steal his Haste potion before the fight.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And her legs were spread eagle and she was laying there sprawled out getting beaten on

            Happened to me in the spider fight

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Not jumping
            Dumbass.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jumping would be way harder. Newton's 3rd fricking law, imbecile.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They missed the opportunity to bring him back as a Lich.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            what was his deal anyway
            why did he steal the name

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            they missed the opportunity to make him a companion for evil playthroughs

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Attack him
            >"Fool. You think striking down my body will be the end of me?!"
            >It does.
            Okay.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Doesn’t orin kill the teal balthazar’s body in act 3?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The what?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The real*
                You find a note next to a headless body in act 3 that says something like “here lays Balthazar” or some shit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is why israelites want to own everything. Allowing independent European studies with some Chinese funding and look what happens.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it was really nice of Larian to put me in the game as such an important character

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          heptagram not star of david

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >RANCID DONKEY SCROTUM
        Alternatively we ignore Balthazar and shitpost about licking spiders and getting horny.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Act 2 sucks, it's all about shadow here, shar there, nightsong where.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make a good act 2 meme. What could it even be about?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the problem, nothing really comes to mind. Maybe the Baldur's Rangers one but that one doesn't need the dialogues.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fatso at the inn reacting to some stories would possibly be something decent

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The silent hill knockoff and all of its inhabitants are so gross they're never gonna cut it as a meme. Nobody wants to look at that shit unless absolutely necessary let alone joke about it. I'm pretty sure that if some weirdo started spamming it anyway the jannies would eventually start pruning it kek

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Make a good act 2 meme. What could it even be about?

          >AND YOU LED GOBLINS THERE?
          >LET US DRINK TO YOUR NEW DRUSSY

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Grymforge is still Act 1 tho.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dame Aylin abusing Isobel

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        NVKE THE CRECHE BY STEALING THE MACE OF LATHANDER

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Act 2 is fricking terrible, so no, there's no Act 2 meme

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Act 2 is far too poo faced

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, Ganker sucks at games

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Act 1 is zevlor shitposting
      >Act 2 is the dead three reveal schizoposting
      >Act 3 is Orin Lewdposting

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game is only good in act 1

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm in act 2 personally and it's still rad as hell

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, Ganker has tried to gaslight me about Act 2. It's pretty meaty, only complaint is that it's so dark and samey for literally the entire act
          >well, shadowcurse
          I know, but some more variety would be nice.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >only complaint is that it's so dark and samey for literally the entire act
            That is the problem and isn't at the same time. It does a good job at instilling a feeling of urgency but is inserted at a time where most other games would let you frick off to explore for 100+ hours.
            Act 2 is wasteland sprinkled with dungeons and finally an akira-monster flesh dungeon, something typically reserved for the final act.
            It works, but I think lots of people would prefer bg3 to have the more classic pacing.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd vouch for this. Act 2 is a struggle because it's as linear as Act 1. It doesn't have fun exploration and the Temple of Shar is somewhere I wouldn't want to go back into.

              It's Peragus/Irenicus Dungeon 2.0 for me.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought the three minibosses were neat, but yeah it felt much more linear

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I think the Gauntlet is pretty much "that part" of the game.
                Then again, it reminded me of games like Kotor.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Poopybutt of Bane!

      >The stinkypits of Bhaal!

      >The Toecheese of Myrkul!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The stinkypits of Orin

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk if you noticed but almost all spongebob memes are from the first season despite it having like 20. This is just the nature of memes

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU LED BANE HERE? WHERE IS THE FLIGHT PLAN?!

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You brought Wyll to the encampment!? You fool there are valuables there!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Floyd of Frontiers

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHINKS?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been on Ganker for over a decade and you are easily the most mindbroken anon I have ever seen.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You must only come on here for like 5 minutes a month in that case.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is not Witcher 3 thread, sir.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes good morning sir

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Source: Dude trust me

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't know how stocks work.
          ok, moron

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No source
            I accept your concession

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Wrong thread bro

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        xDDDD

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zevlors orders
    >SHIT
    >zevlors orders
    >SHIT

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHIT!!

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    FORM A LINE

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You brought shartussy here?? You brought lae'zussy here?? You brought astussy here?? You brought galussy here?? You brought karlussy here?? You brought wylussy here??

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU LEAD MIND GOBLINS HERE?

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is this dumb fricking joke so funny to me there tones in the scene crack me up
    >WE WAS ROONIN

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zevlor and Aradin buddy cop comedy when?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >YOU LED THE NEWS REPORTERS HERE? THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE YOU FOOL
      >We was running for our lunch
      >ARAAAADIIIIN

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHOEVER CLOSES THE GATES GETS TO STAY IN MY GROVE

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU BROUGHT AURORA BOREALIS, AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN THIS GROVE?!
    CAN I SEE IT?

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU BROUGHT ALLEN WRENCHES, GERBIL FEEDERS, TOILET SEATS, ELECTRIC HEATERS, TRASH COMPACTORS, JUICE EXTRACTOR, SHOWER RODS AND WATER METERS, WALKIE-TALKIES, COPPER WIRES SAFETY GOGGLES, RADIAL TIRES, BB PELLETS, RUBBER MALLETS, FANS AND DEHUMIDIFIERS, PICTURE HANGERS, PAPER CUTTERS, WAFFLE IRONS, WINDOW SHUTTERS, PAINT REMOVERS, WINDOW LOUVRES, MASKING TAPE AND PLASTIC GUTTERS, KITCHEN FAUCETS, FOLDING TABLES, WEATHER STRIPPING, JUMPER CABLES, HOOKS AND TACKLE, GROUT AND SPACKLE, POWER FOGGERS, SPOONS AND LADLES, PESTICIDES FOR FUMIGATION, HIGH-PERFORMANCE LUBRICATION, METAL ROOFING, WATER PROOFING, MULTI-PURPOSE INSULATION, AIR COMPRESSORS, BRASS CONNECTORS, WRECKING CHISELS, SMOKE DETECTORS, TIRE GUAGES, HAMSTER CAGES, THERMOSTATS AND BUG DEFLECTORS, TRAILER HITCH DEMAGNETIZERS, AUTOMATIC CIRCUMCISERS, TENNIS RACKETS, ANGLE BRACKETS, DURACELLS AND ENERGIZERS, SOFFIT PANELS, CIRCUIT BRAKERS, VACUUM CLEANERS, COFFEE MAKERS, CALCULATORS, GENERATORS, MATCHING SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS???

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'M GOIN, yes I'm goin, I"M GOIN, yes I'm goin, TO THE DRUID GROOOOVE!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        OPEN THE BLOODY STORE

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ''autism'' the character

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't tell if she is more autistic, or if Shart is.
      >tell her no
      >she says "I respect your error"
      Autism indeed.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you might be autistic for not realizing she's talking shit there.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're not doing her any favours by saying that, froggay.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hate the frog, but I respect having the pure ego to go "Your taste is trash" to a rejection.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You led the Legion here?

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    TORtanic 2.0 brought to my city?! You led TORtanic 2.0 here?!

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zevlorposting is the chemo Ganker needs

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE'S THE-
    WHERE'S THE DRUID
    WHERE'S THE-
    WHERE'S THE DRUID
    WHERE'S THE-
    WHERE'S THE DRUID
    WHERE'S THE-
    WHERE'S THE DRUID
    WHERE'S THE-
    WHERE'S THE DRUID

    YOU LED GOBLINS
    HERE? (HERE?)
    WHERE
    SHIT

    PACK OF GOBLINS WILL-
    PACK OF GOBLINS WILL-
    PACK OF GOBLINS WILL BE ON US ANY SECOND

    OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)

    NOBODY GETS IN
    ZEVLOR'S ORDERS
    SHIT
    ZEVLOR'S ORDERS
    SHIT

    HELLS

    OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
    OPEN THE GATE

    WHAT'S GOING ON?

    GOBLINS ARE ON OUR TAIL (OUR TAIL)
    OPEN THE GATE ZEVLOR (ZEVLOR)
    NOW (NOW)

    YOU LED GOBLINS
    HERE?
    YOU LED GOBLINS...
    VGH!

    OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
    OPEN THE GATES
    OPEN THE GATES
    OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
    OPEN THE GATES
    OPEN THE GATES
    OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
    OPEN THE GATES
    OPEN THE GATES
    OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)

    WHERE'S THE-
    WHERE'S THE DRUID
    PACK OF GOBLINS WILL-
    PACK OF GOBLINS WILL-
    PACK OF GOBLINS WILL BE ON US ANY SECOND
    OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)

    NOBODY GETS IN
    ZEVLOR'S ORDERS
    SHIT
    ZEVLOR'S-
    WHERE'S THE-
    WHERE'S THE DRUID

    OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
    OPEN THE GATES
    KANON (KANON)

    OPEN THE BLOODY GATE

    OPEN THE GATES
    OPEN THE GATES

    PACK OF GOBLINS WILL
    PACK OF GOBLINS WILL

    KANON (KANON) NO

    OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
    OPEN THE GATES
    OPEN THE GATES

    OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
    OPEN THE GATES
    OPEN THE GATES

    NOBODY GETS IN
    ZEVLOR'S ORDERS
    SHIT

    FORM A LINE

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't lead any goblins here? And the druid is with you as well?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Act 1 secret ending.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      is there a special interaction if you free Halsin before ever speaking to Zevlor?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, but I'll try it out and report back to you within a fortnight

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >within a fortnight
          I don't play that tho

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you even get to the goblin camp without triggering the grove fight?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think so. All the ways require you to go to the vicinity of the gate.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, i thought there was an another path. Idk where the cutscene triggers thought, maybe you could slip through there while sneaking

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              In early access, a popular speed run steategy was to cast the jump spell and yeet yourself to skip the gate fight. Dunno if it still work.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >trigger the gate fight while stealthed
        >casually leave it and just continue on
        >later come back and Aradin is dead and everyone still praises me like I'm a hero
        Probably not

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Act 1 secret ending.

      The grove healer also removes your tadpole.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What happens if you accept the hags deal?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          She gives you the new eye that Volo normally gives you.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not the same eye. Real question is, what happens if you get the Had Eye and then Volo gouges it out.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is it the same eye? I'd heard it was different, but you can't have both

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I never accepted that deal either. What am I missing out on ?

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    KANOOOOOOOOON CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remira would solo the goblins

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU LED GANDALF THE GREY AND GANDALF THE WHITE AND MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHT AND BENITO MUSSOLINI AND THE BLUE MEANIE AND COWBOY CURTIS AND JAMBI THE GENIE, ROBOCOP, THE TERMINATOR, CAPTAIN KIRK AND DARTH VADER, LO-PAN, SUPERMAN, EVERY SINGLE POWER RANGER, BILL S. PRESTON, AND THEODORE LOGAN, SPOCK, THE ROCK, DOC OCK AND HULK HOGAN TO THE GROVE?!

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain this picture? Is this a meme I will not understand until I've done an evil playthrough or something`I haven't seen that character yet and I'm close to the end.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally one of the first 10 characters you meet in the game in any play through no matter your choices

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why can't I remember him? Where was he located?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you encounter him in the grove in act 1, in the shadow cursed land in act 2, and baldurs gate in act 3.

          assuming you didnt kill him.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "GOBLINS could be here" he thought, "I've never been to this part of the Sword Coast before. There could be GOBLINS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare red chest. "I HATE GOBLINS" he thought. Alfira's lesbian love song reverberated the entire grove, making his giant jaw clench even as the 10g ithbank circulated through his powerful satanic veins and washed away his (merited) fear of greenskins outside the bloody gate. "With a druid, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU LED THE SULTAN OF THE OSMANI TURKS THROUGH AN UNLOCKED SECRET PASSAGE?

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going to do a Durge evil play through as a rogue. I want to kill companions every time Durge has a moment and don't want to recruit hirelings. Any tips?

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ESG-farm with shit writing. Who actually enjoys this game?

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anybody's even give a shit about Balduraan? I can see why Viconia simps might be mad. Not even going to acknowledge people mad about Serevok

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sarevok's new VA sucks a bag of dicks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure you can find Balduran's grave in one of the old games so it falls under "stupid fricking devs don't know their own lore" category, not specifically to do with Balduran himself.

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is it with Ganker necroing old memes like they're fricking reddit. i hate this shithole.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off then. Zevlorposting is the best meme right now. I haven't even played the game.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU LED GANDALF THE PIMP, AND GANDALF THE HO, MATT DAMON AND THE GUYS FROM MR SHOW, AND BENITO MUSSOLINI AND HIS BIG WEENIE AND TONY CURTIS IN A PINK BIKINI, ROBOCOP, THE TERMINATOR, WILLIAM SHATNER, RALPH NADER, LO PAN, PETER PAN, EVERY MALE POWER RANGER, KEANU REEVES AND BILL S. PRESTON, SPOCK, THE ROCK AND CHARLTON HESTON HERE?!

    THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE, YOU FOOL, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The goblins all came out lightning fast and they kicked the tieflings in their hellspawn ass it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw with druids looking on in total awe

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHERE'S THE NORRIS?

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anybody else get jealous of Yurgirs displacer beast GF? Lucky guy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he fricks the spider corpse? That's what the narrator implies

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The corpse is filled with a potion that makes Nessa love Yurgir, think it also has his scent so she likes him specifically. The trader guy in that area is the one who puts it in the corpse.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are displacer beasts c**ts or something? That one, and the one in the circus, I could speak with them and even persuade them but they still just wanted to rape and kill everyone.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Displacer Beasts just enjoy killing in general, so yeah they're c**ts.

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill Gondians. Behead Gondians. Roundhouse kick a Gondian into the concrete. Slam dunk a Gondian baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy surfacers. Defecate in a Gondian's food. Launch Gondians into the sun. Stir fry Gondians in a wok. Toss Gondians into active volcanoes. Urinate onto a Gondian's work station. Judo throw Gondians into a cloud of daggers. Twist Gondian heads off. Report Gondians to the Harpers. Karate chop Gondians in half. Curb stomp blind Gondians. Trap Gondians in quicksand. Crush Gondians in the trash compactor. Liquefy Gondians in a vat of acid. Eat Gondians. Dissect Gondians. Exterminate Gondians in the gas chamber. Stomp Gondian skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Gondians in the oven. Lobotomize Gondians. Mandatory abortions for Gondians. Grind Gondian fetuses into fertilizer. Drown Gondians in Iron Throne waters. Vaporize Gondians with a runepowder bomb. Kick old Gondians down the stairs. Feed Gondians to owlbears. Slice Gondians with a katana.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The illithid infestation
      The cult of the Absolute
      Fish people attacks
      Refugees in Baldur's Gate
      Brutal policies enacted by Enver Gortash
      The shadow curse
      Githyanki raids
      Vampires, hags and mummy lords operating within the city
      Ghost sightings
      Shapeshifter murder sprees
      The cult of Bhaal
      Rising food prices
      And THE FRICKING GONDIANS are to blame FOR IT ALL

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What an unlikeable fricking c**t.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hates you for helping the gondians and Barcus
      >knows how to make runepowder
      >claims he will take revenge eventually
      >thinks he can just walk away unscathed

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He didn't unlock the secret (glitched) ending where Barcus and Wulbren settle their differences and come together to help you in the final battle.
        NGMI

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I got this, but you don't get the gondians support, totally weird

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        his last thoughts probably were "I bet gondians were behind this"

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick was Elminster's problem? If the Nether Brain was the most dangerous threat in ages why the frick didn't he just end it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Busy having sex with hot elementals and eating cheese

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't I leave camp at the very end after talking to Wyll after slaying the undead dragon? He talked about a venison barbecue but I thought that was just conversation. Do I really need to set up a barbecue to be allowed to leave? Where do I even do that?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You shouldn't need to do anything in that scenario to leave camp. Try resting to see if that fixes it, otherwise you're shit out of luck and will need to reload a previous save. Sorry, bugfixing any act outside of the first is too hard ;^(.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seems Astarion didn't travel to camp with me because he got stuck in a red zone. As soon as I moved him it worked again. Weird.

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'RE A GOBLIN GUY
    FOR GATE

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU LED CHILDREN HERE? THERE ARE GOBLINS HERE YOU FOOL!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder who steals more shit, goblins or t*fling children.

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do I need to prepare anything to have my allies join me in the fight against the brain, or can I just go there and they come?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're basically summons you can call upon once per turn in the battle and if they die they can't be used anymore.

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally try to muh dialogue muh persuasion muh knowledge muh read thoughts muh talk to animals every situation out of habit
    should I just slaughter all the gobbos and other monsters on sight instead? getting real tired of their fricking bullshit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kill the Tieflings

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Killing the goblins is morally right. You only talk your way through them for temporary convenience

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU BROUGHT HOBBITS HERE?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      TO ISENGARD?!
      TO ISENGARD?!

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE?

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Zevlor supposed to be a competent D&D character? Is that why he's memed so hard? He shits his pants at goblins.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a disgraced paladin who can’t handle the responsibility of a leader

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not the pack in front of him that's the problem, it's the raid that will come later. They're just a scouting party.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you been to Gobbo Camp? There are a lot of Gobbos. Don't get a turn in like 10 minutes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      For a guy who's supposed to be a former hellrider he sure acts like an incompetent coward
      >gets punched out cold by Aradin unless you intervene, doesn't see it coming, doesn't put up a fight, whines like a b***h afterwards
      >never does anything, constantly whines a dooms
      >oh no a small goblin raiding party we're so dead
      >noooo we can't put up a fight against anyone there's no hope
      >if only somebody had the balls to kill kagha, couldn't be me though lmao
      >outright surrenders to some absolutist mooks later
      >some of the civilians in his group are more courageous than him, including literal children

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gets punched out cold by Aradin unless you intervene
        What? Maybe it's random but the times I haven't intervened he knocks Aradin out, not the opposite.

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I found the submarine because some water b***hes asked me to investigate an "oil underwater beast" and even convinced the captain of the sub to take me to the underwater prison but I'm not sure who even makes me go there in the first place. Where was I supposed to go first?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gondians have their families trapped there. I think there are some notes in Steel Watch Foundry pointing you there.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Am I supposed to just sneak into the foundry on my own? Nobody has told me to go there except maybe the "disable the steel watch" quest vaguely referencing it. The Ironhand Gnomes wanted me to blow it up alahu akhbar but I didn't agree so their quest got suspended after I found their hideout.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Orin tells you to do that too.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            She did? All I remember from her was to kill Gortash so I could save my hostage party member and then we could shank each other to death.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, that's when she tells you to blow up his foundry if you don't want to get turbofricked.

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He bought? Open it.

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Goblanes?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chosen of Bhaal turns into the slayer
      >Chosen of Myrkul turns into a giant skeleton
      >Chosen of Bane turns into a big guy
      There is an actual baneposter high up at Larian. It might even be Swen

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the most forced and inorganic meme I have seen in years. The game is already a financial success, why are they still shilling it so hard?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >S-SHILLING
      Startroony still mad

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny, to me this seems like the most organic meme in a while. I haven't even played the game, and have no intention to do so, but here I am anyway.

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOBLINS COULD BE HERE

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU LED PERSIANS HERE?

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dark Gnomes give me the runepowder device to use on the steel watch foundry
    >Toobin destroys the foundry
    >runepowder device still in my inventory
    Wait so what is the runepowder device for?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toobin only destroys the foundry once you free his family, right?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah, this was on multiplayer. My friend was stealth archering the people downstairs in the foundry and let a motivator go off cause he just didn't notice it/didn't know what it was. You can still tell him there's nothing to lose at this point

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I see. I guess the runepowder bomb is in case you decide to ignore the obvious fact that Gondians are being held hostage.
          Iron hands do make sure to portray them as evil villains, so i guess it's not that unlikely

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU LED THE FEDS HERE
    WHERE IS THE HEROIN

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch it Chrissy

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is my game bugged? I gave the emperor the netherstones and he wants us to leave, but I can't talk to him again to leave.

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU LED ZEPPELIN HERE?

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit meme

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    CLOSE 'EM

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I use my ally summons in the final battle from the very first enemy, or should I really save them for the final final battle?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Use them as you see fit. I finished the last fight and still had like 10 that I could call

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play Mortal Kombat solely for the seethe/shit talking. Mortal Kombat is ass but it's the only fighting game where you can hear someone rage on mic or talk shit in and that alone is worth it. I'm pissed that 1 didn't have cross play at launch since all the good seethers are on console

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      WRONG THREAD GONNA KMS REAL QUICK

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      WRONG THREAD GONNA KMS REAL QUICK

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any graphical settings in BG3 that really ought to be lowered or disabled? I run it well as it is. I have clouds on medium for example as you seem to rarely ever see them but everything else is basically maxed. Haven't reached Act 3 yet and apparently that area is laggy.

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and you FIND Halsin
    >and you FIND Halsin
    >and you FIND Halsin
    >and you FIND Halsin

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A TOAST THEN, TO THE HERO OF THE HOUR!
    AND A TOAST TO THIS BLOODY GATE!!

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went Durge completely blind in my first playthrough. Now that I'm finished with the game after 145 hours. I want to play again on Tactician, but the "Tav" character seems kinda lame and I am not a homosexual that will spend 2 hours trying to make it look like myself. I am contemplating doing Durge again... Are there any advantages going custom avatar over Durge again?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      different inspirations, as a durge you will get almost 0 inspirations in a good playthrough. Other than that there's not much benefit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You honestly should just go Durge again, and ignore as much of the bad thoughts as you can
      I'm doing Tav now and it is just Durge-

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, Dark Urge is basically the Canon playthrough

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tav backgrounds can be for actually useful profs. Aside from that Tav is just Durge minues, especially come Act 3 when suddenly lmao Bhaal lol Sarevok

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but the "Tav" character seems kinda lame and I am not a homosexual that will spend 2 hours trying to make it look like myself.
      Considering the fact that the faces are just preset models, it's gonna be 10 minutes of trying to make him looking like (You).

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just started the final push I think, but I have to do something else.

    How do the summons of your allies work? Like the groups, if one dies is he got if I resummon the group or does he respawn and the entire group have to do? Do they also keep their health they had at the end of the battle so I have to be reeeeally careful about using them?

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You led tieflings into the goblin camp???
    >THERE ARE DROWS HERE YOU FOOL

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do I know where the ilithid spaceship will bomb you on the push towards the elder brain?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ground indicators should appear on each of its turns

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