>"I am not crazy! I know he led those goblins here! I knew it was Aradin. Him and his companions. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – his stealth roll was too high, he got that Bear Druid at the Grove to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This Thaumaturgy? He's done worse. That ship! Are you telling me that a Nautiloid just happens to crash like that? No! He orchestrated it! Aradin! He stacked Smokepowder around the temple! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own camp! What was I thinking? He'll never multiclass. He'll never respec! Ever since he was lvl 1, always the same! Couldn't keep the goblins away from the gate! But not our Aradin! Couldn't be precious Aradin! Leading them blind! And he gets to be a Fighter!? What a sick joke! I should've Hold Person him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-"
>You think this is bad? This? This Thaumaturgy? He's done worse. That ship! Are you telling me that a Nautiloid just happens to crash like that? No! He orchestrated it! Aradin!
>"You lead the Goblins here!?!?! 3000 gold in damages done to the gate and one of our own in the morgue! That's it Aradin, hand in your club and badge, you're off the case! I got the Archdruid on my ass and the Bards are hounding me on the Tieflings offical statement on this shit show! You're a loose Fireball, Aradin!"
I can't believe I made it through his fight without turning undead or holding person/monster. I was also dying laughing because I had some ice surface around Lae'zel and every time I tried to get her to run off of it to help finish up the fight, she went head over heels like a cartoon character slipping on a banana. And her legs were spread eagle and she was laying there sprawled out getting beaten on. Later she became my wife.
He was a pushover, he just had so many adds. I actually had to restart the fight a few times because my characters were positioned right beside the cliff at the end of the cutscene and every time, a big skeleton Black person would run over and push shadowheart off the fricking cliff in the first turn.
8 months ago
Anonymous
For me he was harder when I fought him in his room inside the temple instead of the nightsong area
8 months ago
Anonymous
You can sneak up to him so you're away from the cliff and can steal his Haste potion before the fight.
The silent hill knockoff and all of its inhabitants are so gross they're never gonna cut it as a meme. Nobody wants to look at that shit unless absolutely necessary let alone joke about it. I'm pretty sure that if some weirdo started spamming it anyway the jannies would eventually start pruning it kek
Yeah, Ganker has tried to gaslight me about Act 2. It's pretty meaty, only complaint is that it's so dark and samey for literally the entire act >well, shadowcurse
I know, but some more variety would be nice.
>only complaint is that it's so dark and samey for literally the entire act
That is the problem and isn't at the same time. It does a good job at instilling a feeling of urgency but is inserted at a time where most other games would let you frick off to explore for 100+ hours.
Act 2 is wasteland sprinkled with dungeons and finally an akira-monster flesh dungeon, something typically reserved for the final act.
It works, but I think lots of people would prefer bg3 to have the more classic pacing.
I'd vouch for this. Act 2 is a struggle because it's as linear as Act 1. It doesn't have fun exploration and the Temple of Shar is somewhere I wouldn't want to go back into.
It's Peragus/Irenicus Dungeon 2.0 for me.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I thought the three minibosses were neat, but yeah it felt much more linear
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah I think the Gauntlet is pretty much "that part" of the game.
Then again, it reminded me of games like Kotor.
You brought shartussy here?? You brought lae'zussy here?? You brought astussy here?? You brought galussy here?? You brought karlussy here?? You brought wylussy here??
YOU BROUGHT AURORA BOREALIS, AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN THIS GROVE?! CAN I SEE IT?
WHERE'S THE-
WHERE'S THE DRUID
WHERE'S THE-
WHERE'S THE DRUID
WHERE'S THE-
WHERE'S THE DRUID
WHERE'S THE-
WHERE'S THE DRUID
WHERE'S THE-
WHERE'S THE DRUID
YOU LED GOBLINS
HERE? (HERE?)
WHERE
SHIT
PACK OF GOBLINS WILL-
PACK OF GOBLINS WILL-
PACK OF GOBLINS WILL BE ON US ANY SECOND
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
NOBODY GETS IN
ZEVLOR'S ORDERS
SHIT
ZEVLOR'S ORDERS
SHIT
HELLS
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
OPEN THE GATE
WHAT'S GOING ON?
GOBLINS ARE ON OUR TAIL (OUR TAIL)
OPEN THE GATE ZEVLOR (ZEVLOR)
NOW (NOW)
YOU LED GOBLINS
HERE?
YOU LED GOBLINS...
VGH!
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
OPEN THE GATES
OPEN THE GATES
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
OPEN THE GATES
OPEN THE GATES
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
OPEN THE GATES
OPEN THE GATES
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
WHERE'S THE-
WHERE'S THE DRUID
PACK OF GOBLINS WILL-
PACK OF GOBLINS WILL-
PACK OF GOBLINS WILL BE ON US ANY SECOND
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
NOBODY GETS IN
ZEVLOR'S ORDERS
SHIT
ZEVLOR'S-
WHERE'S THE-
WHERE'S THE DRUID
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
OPEN THE GATES
KANON (KANON)
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE
OPEN THE GATES
OPEN THE GATES
PACK OF GOBLINS WILL
PACK OF GOBLINS WILL
KANON (KANON) NO
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
OPEN THE GATES
OPEN THE GATES
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
OPEN THE GATES
OPEN THE GATES
>trigger the gate fight while stealthed >casually leave it and just continue on >later come back and Aradin is dead and everyone still praises me like I'm a hero
Probably not
YOU LED GANDALF THE GREY AND GANDALF THE WHITE AND MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHT AND BENITO MUSSOLINI AND THE BLUE MEANIE AND COWBOY CURTIS AND JAMBI THE GENIE, ROBOCOP, THE TERMINATOR, CAPTAIN KIRK AND DARTH VADER, LO-PAN, SUPERMAN, EVERY SINGLE POWER RANGER, BILL S. PRESTON, AND THEODORE LOGAN, SPOCK, THE ROCK, DOC OCK AND HULK HOGAN TO THE GROVE?!
Can someone explain this picture? Is this a meme I will not understand until I've done an evil playthrough or something`I haven't seen that character yet and I'm close to the end.
"GOBLINS could be here" he thought, "I've never been to this part of the Sword Coast before. There could be GOBLINS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare red chest. "I HATE GOBLINS" he thought. Alfira's lesbian love song reverberated the entire grove, making his giant jaw clench even as the 10g ithbank circulated through his powerful satanic veins and washed away his (merited) fear of greenskins outside the bloody gate. "With a druid, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
Going to do a Durge evil play through as a rogue. I want to kill companions every time Durge has a moment and don't want to recruit hirelings. Any tips?
Pretty sure you can find Balduran's grave in one of the old games so it falls under "stupid fricking devs don't know their own lore" category, not specifically to do with Balduran himself.
YOU LED GANDALF THE PIMP, AND GANDALF THE HO, MATT DAMON AND THE GUYS FROM MR SHOW, AND BENITO MUSSOLINI AND HIS BIG WEENIE AND TONY CURTIS IN A PINK BIKINI, ROBOCOP, THE TERMINATOR, WILLIAM SHATNER, RALPH NADER, LO PAN, PETER PAN, EVERY MALE POWER RANGER, KEANU REEVES AND BILL S. PRESTON, SPOCK, THE ROCK AND CHARLTON HESTON HERE?!
THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE, YOU FOOL, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
The goblins all came out lightning fast and they kicked the tieflings in their hellspawn ass it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw with druids looking on in total awe
The corpse is filled with a potion that makes Nessa love Yurgir, think it also has his scent so she likes him specifically. The trader guy in that area is the one who puts it in the corpse.
Are displacer beasts c**ts or something? That one, and the one in the circus, I could speak with them and even persuade them but they still just wanted to rape and kill everyone.
Kill Gondians. Behead Gondians. Roundhouse kick a Gondian into the concrete. Slam dunk a Gondian baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy surfacers. Defecate in a Gondian's food. Launch Gondians into the sun. Stir fry Gondians in a wok. Toss Gondians into active volcanoes. Urinate onto a Gondian's work station. Judo throw Gondians into a cloud of daggers. Twist Gondian heads off. Report Gondians to the Harpers. Karate chop Gondians in half. Curb stomp blind Gondians. Trap Gondians in quicksand. Crush Gondians in the trash compactor. Liquefy Gondians in a vat of acid. Eat Gondians. Dissect Gondians. Exterminate Gondians in the gas chamber. Stomp Gondian skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Gondians in the oven. Lobotomize Gondians. Mandatory abortions for Gondians. Grind Gondian fetuses into fertilizer. Drown Gondians in Iron Throne waters. Vaporize Gondians with a runepowder bomb. Kick old Gondians down the stairs. Feed Gondians to owlbears. Slice Gondians with a katana.
The illithid infestation
The cult of the Absolute
Fish people attacks
Refugees in Baldur's Gate
Brutal policies enacted by Enver Gortash
The shadow curse
Githyanki raids
Vampires, hags and mummy lords operating within the city
Ghost sightings
Shapeshifter murder sprees
The cult of Bhaal
Rising food prices
And THE FRICKING GONDIANS are to blame FOR IT ALL
>hates you for helping the gondians and Barcus >knows how to make runepowder >claims he will take revenge eventually >thinks he can just walk away unscathed
>He didn't unlock the secret (glitched) ending where Barcus and Wulbren settle their differences and come together to help you in the final battle.
NGMI
Why can't I leave camp at the very end after talking to Wyll after slaying the undead dragon? He talked about a venison barbecue but I thought that was just conversation. Do I really need to set up a barbecue to be allowed to leave? Where do I even do that?
You shouldn't need to do anything in that scenario to leave camp. Try resting to see if that fixes it, otherwise you're shit out of luck and will need to reload a previous save. Sorry, bugfixing any act outside of the first is too hard ;^(.
>literally try to muh dialogue muh persuasion muh knowledge muh read thoughts muh talk to animals every situation out of habit
should I just slaughter all the gobbos and other monsters on sight instead? getting real tired of their fricking bullshit.
For a guy who's supposed to be a former hellrider he sure acts like an incompetent coward >gets punched out cold by Aradin unless you intervene, doesn't see it coming, doesn't put up a fight, whines like a b***h afterwards >never does anything, constantly whines a dooms >oh no a small goblin raiding party we're so dead >noooo we can't put up a fight against anyone there's no hope >if only somebody had the balls to kill kagha, couldn't be me though lmao >outright surrenders to some absolutist mooks later >some of the civilians in his group are more courageous than him, including literal children
>gets punched out cold by Aradin unless you intervene
What? Maybe it's random but the times I haven't intervened he knocks Aradin out, not the opposite.
I found the submarine because some water b***hes asked me to investigate an "oil underwater beast" and even convinced the captain of the sub to take me to the underwater prison but I'm not sure who even makes me go there in the first place. Where was I supposed to go first?
Am I supposed to just sneak into the foundry on my own? Nobody has told me to go there except maybe the "disable the steel watch" quest vaguely referencing it. The Ironhand Gnomes wanted me to blow it up alahu akhbar but I didn't agree so their quest got suspended after I found their hideout.
>chosen of Bhaal turns into the slayer >Chosen of Myrkul turns into a giant skeleton >Chosen of Bane turns into a big guy
There is an actual baneposter high up at Larian. It might even be Swen
>Dark Gnomes give me the runepowder device to use on the steel watch foundry >Toobin destroys the foundry >runepowder device still in my inventory
Wait so what is the runepowder device for?
nah, this was on multiplayer. My friend was stealth archering the people downstairs in the foundry and let a motivator go off cause he just didn't notice it/didn't know what it was. You can still tell him there's nothing to lose at this point
I see. I guess the runepowder bomb is in case you decide to ignore the obvious fact that Gondians are being held hostage.
Iron hands do make sure to portray them as evil villains, so i guess it's not that unlikely
I play Mortal Kombat solely for the seethe/shit talking. Mortal Kombat is ass but it's the only fighting game where you can hear someone rage on mic or talk shit in and that alone is worth it. I'm pissed that 1 didn't have cross play at launch since all the good seethers are on console
Are there any graphical settings in BG3 that really ought to be lowered or disabled? I run it well as it is. I have clouds on medium for example as you seem to rarely ever see them but everything else is basically maxed. Haven't reached Act 3 yet and apparently that area is laggy.
I went Durge completely blind in my first playthrough. Now that I'm finished with the game after 145 hours. I want to play again on Tactician, but the "Tav" character seems kinda lame and I am not a homosexual that will spend 2 hours trying to make it look like myself. I am contemplating doing Durge again... Are there any advantages going custom avatar over Durge again?
>but the "Tav" character seems kinda lame and I am not a homosexual that will spend 2 hours trying to make it look like myself.
Considering the fact that the faces are just preset models, it's gonna be 10 minutes of trying to make him looking like (You).
Just started the final push I think, but I have to do something else.
How do the summons of your allies work? Like the groups, if one dies is he got if I resummon the group or does he respawn and the entire group have to do? Do they also keep their health they had at the end of the battle so I have to be reeeeally careful about using them?
TROONS?
Somebody post both the lyrics and the song together this time
YOU LET MOTHERFLIPPING GOBLINS INTO THE MOTHERFLIPPING GROVE???
YOU
>WE WUZ RUNNIN AN SHIT
hey look it's jay leno
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE
KANON NO
OPEN THE GATE-
OPEN THE GATE-
https://files.catbox.moe/ja97mq.mp3
i can't get it out of my head ffs
real YOU FACE JARAXXUS vibes
Nice
What if we took the goblins, and pushed them somewhere else?
DRUID?!
KILL ALL GOBLINS
If Larian made Zevlor recruitable I would have never sided with the Drow.
this but alfira
alfira is Dark Urge property
>"I am not crazy! I know he led those goblins here! I knew it was Aradin. Him and his companions. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – his stealth roll was too high, he got that Bear Druid at the Grove to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This Thaumaturgy? He's done worse. That ship! Are you telling me that a Nautiloid just happens to crash like that? No! He orchestrated it! Aradin! He stacked Smokepowder around the temple! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own camp! What was I thinking? He'll never multiclass. He'll never respec! Ever since he was lvl 1, always the same! Couldn't keep the goblins away from the gate! But not our Aradin! Couldn't be precious Aradin! Leading them blind! And he gets to be a Fighter!? What a sick joke! I should've Hold Person him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-"
I choked on my drink homosexual
Daring synthesis
god tier post
jejpilled
>Max_Payne_ruins_a_steak.gif
>You think this is bad? This? This Thaumaturgy? He's done worse. That ship! Are you telling me that a Nautiloid just happens to crash like that? No! He orchestrated it! Aradin!
Kino
That one is dangerous. Almost laughed in public
lel
I fricking love Zevlorposting
The Druid is dead?! You led the saka ninjas right to us AND you don't have the relic?
>"You lead the Goblins here!?!?! 3000 gold in damages done to the gate and one of our own in the morgue! That's it Aradin, hand in your club and badge, you're off the case! I got the Archdruid on my ass and the Bards are hounding me on the Tieflings offical statement on this shit show! You're a loose Fireball, Aradin!"
>Hand in your nightsong
>And your other nightsong!!
>YOU LED REDDITORS HERE? WHERE'S THE MOD?
>YOU BROUGHT 13 SEEKERS OF DARKNESS, 12 GOBLINS, 11 BUGBEARS, 10 WARGS, 9 DROW, 8 OGRES, 7 BAAL ASSASSINS, 6 INCUBI, 5 STEEL WATCHERS, 4 MINDFLAYERS, 3 ELMINSTERS, 2 DRAGONS AND 1 DARK URGE?!
>THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE YOU FOOL!
whats with this place only talking/making memes related to act 1??? does anyone made it to act 2????
zevlor and aradin memes are an early access tradition
Sometimes the first five minutes are all you need
Of course, but act 2 doesn't have one as memeable unless we count Balthazar.
Balthazar is a pure anime villain.
>design a fat disgusting villain character
>have a star of david carved onto his face
What did Larian mean by this?
I can't believe I made it through his fight without turning undead or holding person/monster. I was also dying laughing because I had some ice surface around Lae'zel and every time I tried to get her to run off of it to help finish up the fight, she went head over heels like a cartoon character slipping on a banana. And her legs were spread eagle and she was laying there sprawled out getting beaten on. Later she became my wife.
I just shoved him to the void asap, hoping he didn't have any good loot
He was a pushover, he just had so many adds. I actually had to restart the fight a few times because my characters were positioned right beside the cliff at the end of the cutscene and every time, a big skeleton Black person would run over and push shadowheart off the fricking cliff in the first turn.
For me he was harder when I fought him in his room inside the temple instead of the nightsong area
You can sneak up to him so you're away from the cliff and can steal his Haste potion before the fight.
>And her legs were spread eagle and she was laying there sprawled out getting beaten on
Happened to me in the spider fight
>Not jumping
Dumbass.
Jumping would be way harder. Newton's 3rd fricking law, imbecile.
They missed the opportunity to bring him back as a Lich.
what was his deal anyway
why did he steal the name
they missed the opportunity to make him a companion for evil playthroughs
>Attack him
>"Fool. You think striking down my body will be the end of me?!"
>It does.
Okay.
Doesn’t orin kill the teal balthazar’s body in act 3?
The what?
The real*
You find a note next to a headless body in act 3 that says something like “here lays Balthazar” or some shit.
This is why israelites want to own everything. Allowing independent European studies with some Chinese funding and look what happens.
I thought it was really nice of Larian to put me in the game as such an important character
heptagram not star of david
>RANCID DONKEY SCROTUM
Alternatively we ignore Balthazar and shitpost about licking spiders and getting horny.
Act 2 sucks, it's all about shadow here, shar there, nightsong where.
Make a good act 2 meme. What could it even be about?
That's the problem, nothing really comes to mind. Maybe the Baldur's Rangers one but that one doesn't need the dialogues.
Fatso at the inn reacting to some stories would possibly be something decent
The silent hill knockoff and all of its inhabitants are so gross they're never gonna cut it as a meme. Nobody wants to look at that shit unless absolutely necessary let alone joke about it. I'm pretty sure that if some weirdo started spamming it anyway the jannies would eventually start pruning it kek
>AND YOU LED GOBLINS THERE?
>LET US DRINK TO YOUR NEW DRUSSY
Grymforge is still Act 1 tho.
Dame Aylin abusing Isobel
NVKE THE CRECHE BY STEALING THE MACE OF LATHANDER
Act 2 is fricking terrible, so no, there's no Act 2 meme
Act 2 is far too poo faced
no, Ganker sucks at games
>Act 1 is zevlor shitposting
>Act 2 is the dead three reveal schizoposting
>Act 3 is Orin Lewdposting
the game is only good in act 1
I'm in act 2 personally and it's still rad as hell
Yeah, Ganker has tried to gaslight me about Act 2. It's pretty meaty, only complaint is that it's so dark and samey for literally the entire act
>well, shadowcurse
I know, but some more variety would be nice.
>only complaint is that it's so dark and samey for literally the entire act
That is the problem and isn't at the same time. It does a good job at instilling a feeling of urgency but is inserted at a time where most other games would let you frick off to explore for 100+ hours.
Act 2 is wasteland sprinkled with dungeons and finally an akira-monster flesh dungeon, something typically reserved for the final act.
It works, but I think lots of people would prefer bg3 to have the more classic pacing.
I'd vouch for this. Act 2 is a struggle because it's as linear as Act 1. It doesn't have fun exploration and the Temple of Shar is somewhere I wouldn't want to go back into.
It's Peragus/Irenicus Dungeon 2.0 for me.
I thought the three minibosses were neat, but yeah it felt much more linear
Yeah I think the Gauntlet is pretty much "that part" of the game.
Then again, it reminded me of games like Kotor.
>The Poopybutt of Bane!
>The stinkypits of Bhaal!
>The Toecheese of Myrkul!
>The stinkypits of Orin
Idk if you noticed but almost all spongebob memes are from the first season despite it having like 20. This is just the nature of memes
YOU LED BANE HERE? WHERE IS THE FLIGHT PLAN?!
>You brought Wyll to the encampment!? You fool there are valuables there!
The Floyd of Frontiers
CHINKS?
I've been on Ganker for over a decade and you are easily the most mindbroken anon I have ever seen.
You must only come on here for like 5 minutes a month in that case.
This is not Witcher 3 thread, sir.
Yes good morning sir
>Source: Dude trust me
>I don't know how stocks work.
ok, moron
>No source
I accept your concession
Wrong thread bro
xDDDD
>zevlors orders
>SHIT
>zevlors orders
>SHIT
SHIT!!
FORM A LINE
You brought shartussy here?? You brought lae'zussy here?? You brought astussy here?? You brought galussy here?? You brought karlussy here?? You brought wylussy here??
YOU LEAD MIND GOBLINS HERE?
why is this dumb fricking joke so funny to me there tones in the scene crack me up
>WE WAS ROONIN
Zevlor and Aradin buddy cop comedy when?
>YOU LED THE NEWS REPORTERS HERE? THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE YOU FOOL
>We was running for our lunch
>ARAAAADIIIIN
WHOEVER CLOSES THE GATES GETS TO STAY IN MY GROVE
YOU BROUGHT AURORA BOREALIS, AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN THIS GROVE?!
CAN I SEE IT?
YOU BROUGHT ALLEN WRENCHES, GERBIL FEEDERS, TOILET SEATS, ELECTRIC HEATERS, TRASH COMPACTORS, JUICE EXTRACTOR, SHOWER RODS AND WATER METERS, WALKIE-TALKIES, COPPER WIRES SAFETY GOGGLES, RADIAL TIRES, BB PELLETS, RUBBER MALLETS, FANS AND DEHUMIDIFIERS, PICTURE HANGERS, PAPER CUTTERS, WAFFLE IRONS, WINDOW SHUTTERS, PAINT REMOVERS, WINDOW LOUVRES, MASKING TAPE AND PLASTIC GUTTERS, KITCHEN FAUCETS, FOLDING TABLES, WEATHER STRIPPING, JUMPER CABLES, HOOKS AND TACKLE, GROUT AND SPACKLE, POWER FOGGERS, SPOONS AND LADLES, PESTICIDES FOR FUMIGATION, HIGH-PERFORMANCE LUBRICATION, METAL ROOFING, WATER PROOFING, MULTI-PURPOSE INSULATION, AIR COMPRESSORS, BRASS CONNECTORS, WRECKING CHISELS, SMOKE DETECTORS, TIRE GUAGES, HAMSTER CAGES, THERMOSTATS AND BUG DEFLECTORS, TRAILER HITCH DEMAGNETIZERS, AUTOMATIC CIRCUMCISERS, TENNIS RACKETS, ANGLE BRACKETS, DURACELLS AND ENERGIZERS, SOFFIT PANELS, CIRCUIT BRAKERS, VACUUM CLEANERS, COFFEE MAKERS, CALCULATORS, GENERATORS, MATCHING SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS???
I'M GOIN, yes I'm goin, I"M GOIN, yes I'm goin, TO THE DRUID GROOOOVE!
OPEN THE BLOODY STORE
''autism'' the character
I can't tell if she is more autistic, or if Shart is.
>tell her no
>she says "I respect your error"
Autism indeed.
I think you might be autistic for not realizing she's talking shit there.
You're not doing her any favours by saying that, froggay.
I hate the frog, but I respect having the pure ego to go "Your taste is trash" to a rejection.
>You led the Legion here?
TORtanic 2.0 brought to my city?! You led TORtanic 2.0 here?!
Zevlorposting is the chemo Ganker needs
WHERE'S THE-
WHERE'S THE DRUID
WHERE'S THE-
WHERE'S THE DRUID
WHERE'S THE-
WHERE'S THE DRUID
WHERE'S THE-
WHERE'S THE DRUID
WHERE'S THE-
WHERE'S THE DRUID
YOU LED GOBLINS
HERE? (HERE?)
WHERE
SHIT
PACK OF GOBLINS WILL-
PACK OF GOBLINS WILL-
PACK OF GOBLINS WILL BE ON US ANY SECOND
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
NOBODY GETS IN
ZEVLOR'S ORDERS
SHIT
ZEVLOR'S ORDERS
SHIT
HELLS
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
OPEN THE GATE
WHAT'S GOING ON?
GOBLINS ARE ON OUR TAIL (OUR TAIL)
OPEN THE GATE ZEVLOR (ZEVLOR)
NOW (NOW)
YOU LED GOBLINS
HERE?
YOU LED GOBLINS...
VGH!
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
OPEN THE GATES
OPEN THE GATES
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
OPEN THE GATES
OPEN THE GATES
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
OPEN THE GATES
OPEN THE GATES
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
WHERE'S THE-
WHERE'S THE DRUID
PACK OF GOBLINS WILL-
PACK OF GOBLINS WILL-
PACK OF GOBLINS WILL BE ON US ANY SECOND
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
NOBODY GETS IN
ZEVLOR'S ORDERS
SHIT
ZEVLOR'S-
WHERE'S THE-
WHERE'S THE DRUID
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
OPEN THE GATES
KANON (KANON)
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE
OPEN THE GATES
OPEN THE GATES
PACK OF GOBLINS WILL
PACK OF GOBLINS WILL
KANON (KANON) NO
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
OPEN THE GATES
OPEN THE GATES
OPEN THE BLOODY GATE (GATE)
OPEN THE GATES
OPEN THE GATES
NOBODY GETS IN
ZEVLOR'S ORDERS
SHIT
FORM A LINE
You didn't lead any goblins here? And the druid is with you as well?
Act 1 secret ending.
is there a special interaction if you free Halsin before ever speaking to Zevlor?
I don't know, but I'll try it out and report back to you within a fortnight
>within a fortnight
I don't play that tho
Can you even get to the goblin camp without triggering the grove fight?
Sure.
I don't think so. All the ways require you to go to the vicinity of the gate.
yeah, i thought there was an another path. Idk where the cutscene triggers thought, maybe you could slip through there while sneaking
In early access, a popular speed run steategy was to cast the jump spell and yeet yourself to skip the gate fight. Dunno if it still work.
>trigger the gate fight while stealthed
>casually leave it and just continue on
>later come back and Aradin is dead and everyone still praises me like I'm a hero
Probably not
The grove healer also removes your tadpole.
What happens if you accept the hags deal?
She gives you the new eye that Volo normally gives you.
It's not the same eye. Real question is, what happens if you get the Had Eye and then Volo gouges it out.
Is it the same eye? I'd heard it was different, but you can't have both
I never accepted that deal either. What am I missing out on ?
KANOOOOOOOOON CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Remira would solo the goblins
YOU LED GANDALF THE GREY AND GANDALF THE WHITE AND MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHT AND BENITO MUSSOLINI AND THE BLUE MEANIE AND COWBOY CURTIS AND JAMBI THE GENIE, ROBOCOP, THE TERMINATOR, CAPTAIN KIRK AND DARTH VADER, LO-PAN, SUPERMAN, EVERY SINGLE POWER RANGER, BILL S. PRESTON, AND THEODORE LOGAN, SPOCK, THE ROCK, DOC OCK AND HULK HOGAN TO THE GROVE?!
Can someone explain this picture? Is this a meme I will not understand until I've done an evil playthrough or something`I haven't seen that character yet and I'm close to the end.
This is literally one of the first 10 characters you meet in the game in any play through no matter your choices
Why can't I remember him? Where was he located?
you encounter him in the grove in act 1, in the shadow cursed land in act 2, and baldurs gate in act 3.
assuming you didnt kill him.
"GOBLINS could be here" he thought, "I've never been to this part of the Sword Coast before. There could be GOBLINS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare red chest. "I HATE GOBLINS" he thought. Alfira's lesbian love song reverberated the entire grove, making his giant jaw clench even as the 10g ithbank circulated through his powerful satanic veins and washed away his (merited) fear of greenskins outside the bloody gate. "With a druid, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
YOU LED THE SULTAN OF THE OSMANI TURKS THROUGH AN UNLOCKED SECRET PASSAGE?
Going to do a Durge evil play through as a rogue. I want to kill companions every time Durge has a moment and don't want to recruit hirelings. Any tips?
ESG-farm with shit writing. Who actually enjoys this game?
Does anybody's even give a shit about Balduraan? I can see why Viconia simps might be mad. Not even going to acknowledge people mad about Serevok
Sarevok's new VA sucks a bag of dicks.
Pretty sure you can find Balduran's grave in one of the old games so it falls under "stupid fricking devs don't know their own lore" category, not specifically to do with Balduran himself.
what is it with Ganker necroing old memes like they're fricking reddit. i hate this shithole.
Frick off then. Zevlorposting is the best meme right now. I haven't even played the game.
YOU LED GANDALF THE PIMP, AND GANDALF THE HO, MATT DAMON AND THE GUYS FROM MR SHOW, AND BENITO MUSSOLINI AND HIS BIG WEENIE AND TONY CURTIS IN A PINK BIKINI, ROBOCOP, THE TERMINATOR, WILLIAM SHATNER, RALPH NADER, LO PAN, PETER PAN, EVERY MALE POWER RANGER, KEANU REEVES AND BILL S. PRESTON, SPOCK, THE ROCK AND CHARLTON HESTON HERE?!
THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE, YOU FOOL, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
The goblins all came out lightning fast and they kicked the tieflings in their hellspawn ass it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw with druids looking on in total awe
WHERE'S THE NORRIS?
Did anybody else get jealous of Yurgirs displacer beast GF? Lucky guy.
I thought he fricks the spider corpse? That's what the narrator implies
The corpse is filled with a potion that makes Nessa love Yurgir, think it also has his scent so she likes him specifically. The trader guy in that area is the one who puts it in the corpse.
Are displacer beasts c**ts or something? That one, and the one in the circus, I could speak with them and even persuade them but they still just wanted to rape and kill everyone.
Displacer Beasts just enjoy killing in general, so yeah they're c**ts.
Kill Gondians. Behead Gondians. Roundhouse kick a Gondian into the concrete. Slam dunk a Gondian baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy surfacers. Defecate in a Gondian's food. Launch Gondians into the sun. Stir fry Gondians in a wok. Toss Gondians into active volcanoes. Urinate onto a Gondian's work station. Judo throw Gondians into a cloud of daggers. Twist Gondian heads off. Report Gondians to the Harpers. Karate chop Gondians in half. Curb stomp blind Gondians. Trap Gondians in quicksand. Crush Gondians in the trash compactor. Liquefy Gondians in a vat of acid. Eat Gondians. Dissect Gondians. Exterminate Gondians in the gas chamber. Stomp Gondian skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Gondians in the oven. Lobotomize Gondians. Mandatory abortions for Gondians. Grind Gondian fetuses into fertilizer. Drown Gondians in Iron Throne waters. Vaporize Gondians with a runepowder bomb. Kick old Gondians down the stairs. Feed Gondians to owlbears. Slice Gondians with a katana.
The illithid infestation
The cult of the Absolute
Fish people attacks
Refugees in Baldur's Gate
Brutal policies enacted by Enver Gortash
The shadow curse
Githyanki raids
Vampires, hags and mummy lords operating within the city
Ghost sightings
Shapeshifter murder sprees
The cult of Bhaal
Rising food prices
And THE FRICKING GONDIANS are to blame FOR IT ALL
What an unlikeable fricking c**t.
>hates you for helping the gondians and Barcus
>knows how to make runepowder
>claims he will take revenge eventually
>thinks he can just walk away unscathed
>He didn't unlock the secret (glitched) ending where Barcus and Wulbren settle their differences and come together to help you in the final battle.
NGMI
I got this, but you don't get the gondians support, totally weird
his last thoughts probably were "I bet gondians were behind this"
What the frick was Elminster's problem? If the Nether Brain was the most dangerous threat in ages why the frick didn't he just end it?
Busy having sex with hot elementals and eating cheese
Why can't I leave camp at the very end after talking to Wyll after slaying the undead dragon? He talked about a venison barbecue but I thought that was just conversation. Do I really need to set up a barbecue to be allowed to leave? Where do I even do that?
You shouldn't need to do anything in that scenario to leave camp. Try resting to see if that fixes it, otherwise you're shit out of luck and will need to reload a previous save. Sorry, bugfixing any act outside of the first is too hard ;^(.
Seems Astarion didn't travel to camp with me because he got stuck in a red zone. As soon as I moved him it worked again. Weird.
YOU'RE A GOBLIN GUY
FOR GATE
YOU LED CHILDREN HERE? THERE ARE GOBLINS HERE YOU FOOL!
I wonder who steals more shit, goblins or t*fling children.
Do I need to prepare anything to have my allies join me in the fight against the brain, or can I just go there and they come?
They're basically summons you can call upon once per turn in the battle and if they die they can't be used anymore.
>literally try to muh dialogue muh persuasion muh knowledge muh read thoughts muh talk to animals every situation out of habit
should I just slaughter all the gobbos and other monsters on sight instead? getting real tired of their fricking bullshit.
Kill the Tieflings
Killing the goblins is morally right. You only talk your way through them for temporary convenience
YOU BROUGHT HOBBITS HERE?
TO ISENGARD?!
TO ISENGARD?!
>
A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE?
Isn't Zevlor supposed to be a competent D&D character? Is that why he's memed so hard? He shits his pants at goblins.
He’s a disgraced paladin who can’t handle the responsibility of a leader
It's not the pack in front of him that's the problem, it's the raid that will come later. They're just a scouting party.
Have you been to Gobbo Camp? There are a lot of Gobbos. Don't get a turn in like 10 minutes.
For a guy who's supposed to be a former hellrider he sure acts like an incompetent coward
>gets punched out cold by Aradin unless you intervene, doesn't see it coming, doesn't put up a fight, whines like a b***h afterwards
>never does anything, constantly whines a dooms
>oh no a small goblin raiding party we're so dead
>noooo we can't put up a fight against anyone there's no hope
>if only somebody had the balls to kill kagha, couldn't be me though lmao
>outright surrenders to some absolutist mooks later
>some of the civilians in his group are more courageous than him, including literal children
>gets punched out cold by Aradin unless you intervene
What? Maybe it's random but the times I haven't intervened he knocks Aradin out, not the opposite.
I found the submarine because some water b***hes asked me to investigate an "oil underwater beast" and even convinced the captain of the sub to take me to the underwater prison but I'm not sure who even makes me go there in the first place. Where was I supposed to go first?
Gondians have their families trapped there. I think there are some notes in Steel Watch Foundry pointing you there.
Am I supposed to just sneak into the foundry on my own? Nobody has told me to go there except maybe the "disable the steel watch" quest vaguely referencing it. The Ironhand Gnomes wanted me to blow it up alahu akhbar but I didn't agree so their quest got suspended after I found their hideout.
Orin tells you to do that too.
She did? All I remember from her was to kill Gortash so I could save my hostage party member and then we could shank each other to death.
Yeah, that's when she tells you to blow up his foundry if you don't want to get turbofricked.
>He bought? Open it.
>Goblanes?
>chosen of Bhaal turns into the slayer
>Chosen of Myrkul turns into a giant skeleton
>Chosen of Bane turns into a big guy
There is an actual baneposter high up at Larian. It might even be Swen
This is the most forced and inorganic meme I have seen in years. The game is already a financial success, why are they still shilling it so hard?
>S-SHILLING
Startroony still mad
Funny, to me this seems like the most organic meme in a while. I haven't even played the game, and have no intention to do so, but here I am anyway.
GOBLINS COULD BE HERE
YOU LED PERSIANS HERE?
>Dark Gnomes give me the runepowder device to use on the steel watch foundry
>Toobin destroys the foundry
>runepowder device still in my inventory
Wait so what is the runepowder device for?
Toobin only destroys the foundry once you free his family, right?
nah, this was on multiplayer. My friend was stealth archering the people downstairs in the foundry and let a motivator go off cause he just didn't notice it/didn't know what it was. You can still tell him there's nothing to lose at this point
I see. I guess the runepowder bomb is in case you decide to ignore the obvious fact that Gondians are being held hostage.
Iron hands do make sure to portray them as evil villains, so i guess it's not that unlikely
YOU LED THE FEDS HERE
WHERE IS THE HEROIN
Watch it Chrissy
is my game bugged? I gave the emperor the netherstones and he wants us to leave, but I can't talk to him again to leave.
>YOU LED ZEPPELIN HERE?
Reddit meme
CLOSE 'EM
Should I use my ally summons in the final battle from the very first enemy, or should I really save them for the final final battle?
Use them as you see fit. I finished the last fight and still had like 10 that I could call
I play Mortal Kombat solely for the seethe/shit talking. Mortal Kombat is ass but it's the only fighting game where you can hear someone rage on mic or talk shit in and that alone is worth it. I'm pissed that 1 didn't have cross play at launch since all the good seethers are on console
WRONG THREAD GONNA KMS REAL QUICK
Are there any graphical settings in BG3 that really ought to be lowered or disabled? I run it well as it is. I have clouds on medium for example as you seem to rarely ever see them but everything else is basically maxed. Haven't reached Act 3 yet and apparently that area is laggy.
>and you FIND Halsin
>and you FIND Halsin
>and you FIND Halsin
>and you FIND Halsin
A TOAST THEN, TO THE HERO OF THE HOUR!
AND A TOAST TO THIS BLOODY GATE!!
I went Durge completely blind in my first playthrough. Now that I'm finished with the game after 145 hours. I want to play again on Tactician, but the "Tav" character seems kinda lame and I am not a homosexual that will spend 2 hours trying to make it look like myself. I am contemplating doing Durge again... Are there any advantages going custom avatar over Durge again?
different inspirations, as a durge you will get almost 0 inspirations in a good playthrough. Other than that there's not much benefit
You honestly should just go Durge again, and ignore as much of the bad thoughts as you can
I'm doing Tav now and it is just Durge-
No, Dark Urge is basically the Canon playthrough
Tav backgrounds can be for actually useful profs. Aside from that Tav is just Durge minues, especially come Act 3 when suddenly lmao Bhaal lol Sarevok
>but the "Tav" character seems kinda lame and I am not a homosexual that will spend 2 hours trying to make it look like myself.
Considering the fact that the faces are just preset models, it's gonna be 10 minutes of trying to make him looking like (You).
Just started the final push I think, but I have to do something else.
How do the summons of your allies work? Like the groups, if one dies is he got if I resummon the group or does he respawn and the entire group have to do? Do they also keep their health they had at the end of the battle so I have to be reeeeally careful about using them?
>You led tieflings into the goblin camp???
>THERE ARE DROWS HERE YOU FOOL
How the frick do I know where the ilithid spaceship will bomb you on the push towards the elder brain?
ground indicators should appear on each of its turns