Gloomwood

This game any good?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    chud Game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How? I want to make a chud game myself.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't worry, just make a game however you want, post it on Ganker and people will start calling it a chud game in no time

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right, but how do I get the actual chud audience? There's a lot of them in Half-Life, for example.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            the best way is to be a chud yourself, but you can also advertise it on twitter, also dont forget to add chud flags and make chud characters

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, well, seems like none of those are gonna work out for me. Looks like my game will remain a chud game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is it a chud game?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How? I want to make a chud game myself.

        Dev role plays as a gay bird furry. Just look at Dillon's Twitter.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is this true? If it is now I won't buy this game. I don't want to play something associated with trannies, and furries.

          The dev attacked a high schooler on twitter for a joke. He doxxed the kid and the kid had to erase all of his social media

          Is this also true?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The dev attacked a high schooler on twitter for a joke. He doxxed the kid and the kid had to erase all of his social media

          >twitter drama on the most literal of literally whos
          Holy shit for the love of god just leave and never come back.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bird furry
          Why aren't they called featheries?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >feathery
            doesnt roll off the tongue as well as furry or scalie

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The dev attacked a high schooler on twitter for a joke. He doxxed the kid and the kid had to erase all of his social media

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          proofs

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, fuck chudwood, not supporting gays like this even remotely anymore.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          /thread.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            did you post the wrong image ?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i will now pirate your game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp
      This game is chud-certified so its instantly garbage.
      The whole immersive sim genre should just be considered chudcore at this point

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And what isn't? There aren't any based games left anon, all is reddit or chud in you retarded mind, isn't it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any game that gets a schizo to call it a "chud game" is likely to be good. Thanks

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > worse than thief
    > early access
    idk. the fact you have guns just completely destroys the stealth part for me

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking despise these tryhard "LOOK IT'S SO RETRO" games
    If I wanted to play a stealth game with shit graphics I'd just play thief or splinter cell. At least those are good games.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if they tried to make realistic graphics it would look janky as fuck and they would waste too much effort that should be put into making the game good instead

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        but the game isn't even good
        It's just a shitty thief/dishonored ripoff that looks awful. It doesn't even have an appealing art style, it just looks like shit.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it has a demo, try it out yourself

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tldr.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm a retarded moron
        Weird thing to post anon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          jokes on you, I'm just retarded

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering for when the demo came out to now, the game has absolutely no content

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Content
          I thought this was a Thief homage? Like it would have 10-15 levels.

          The dev attacked a high schooler on twitter for a joke. He doxxed the kid and the kid had to erase all of his social media

          I really want a source on this.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The early access has about 2-3 hours of content, so the equivalent of just a couple of Thief levels.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gloomchud devs completely obliterated. There's no coming back now, bros.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally, actual fucking substance that isn't just retards screeching chud.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, the game sucks (and the devs seem like insufferable douchebags but that might be beside the point). Here's any normal person's opinion on this game. Sums it up extremely well.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally, actual fucking substance that isn't just retards screeching chud.

      No, the game sucks (and the devs seem like insufferable douchebags but that might be beside the point). Here's any normal person's opinion on this game. Sums it up extremely well.

      i'm assuming the "game" did nothing more than the years-old demo
      it was ok, but with potential, but when i played it it was nowhere near "pay real money for it" territory

      and i fucking love prey, dishonored, and even 2 and it's DLC so that's saying something

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is the game good?
    >well I've been following the devs on twitter and found something bad they did so let's all talk about that instead

    Ganker - twitter drama

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The developer raped and murdered a 17 year old girl in 2013, you might not believe this but I can provide citations if you need, or you can do your own research, look into disappearances in the American midwest around the same time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not going to give money to people I find disagreeable.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure you also look at the twitter profiles of the board of cereal companies when deciding what cereal to buy, and don't only have this principle when it comes to video game culture war drama.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. By this metric almost every single one of you dumb gays are incredible hypocrites, but are too pea-brained to understand it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it possible to pirate cereal?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're right - they could pirate the game instead and then talk about whether it's good or not.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not giving money to a chud. They wouldn't buy my game if I made one, either.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >early access
    >made by trannies

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very generic.
    These boomer shooter clones are a dime a dozen these days, all basically the same shit, zero originality or interesting stuff in any of them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all basically the same shit, zero originality or interesting stuff in any of them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a boomer shooter

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I confuse this game with Gloomhaven constantly.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We need a game titled Gloomwoven now.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, it's not out yet.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If there's anyone in the thread not completely demented and mind broken by trannies that actually played the game, how is it?
    Assuming one doesn't care about the devs, twitter or Ganker fucked up obsessions and just want a fun game for a few hours?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is a great review, the game feels schizophrenic in terms of design decisions
      it seems more obsessed with constantly referencing independent games and mashing them together and the result is a mess

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds more like Peripeteia. What does GW mash together aside from adding guns to Thief?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing, its Thief with guns and pretty bad
          >went the game picks up ends
          >no point in using guns since AI is dumb and tafferin' around is dead easy
          >no point in tafferin' because you can clump enemies into doors and blast away
          >map is pretty bad
          For real, just play Thief fan missions.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played the demo (which is no longer available), and it's a pretty cool Thief copycat/successor with a few more autistic mechanics but no stealing. Has potential.
      Never buy or play early access games, ask again when it's properly out.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's nothing like Thief.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          A completely nonsensical statement. Unless they've redesigned the whole game since the demo, it plays almost exactly like Thief, and there was never an attempt to hide it. It may be a different kind of game for several reasons, but it sure as fuck isn't "nothing like" Thief.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but no stealing
        the devs back in the day posted a playlist where they showed new incoming stuff, including guards breaking down wooden doors they don't have they keys to and pickpocketing keys

        i wonder if they implemented these

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The screenshot of the review is pretty much my thoughts on it as well. I'd wait until the full game because it's only like 2/3 hours of content, which isn't even that good.
      The shtick of "thief with guns" doesn't even work that well because every encounter is piss easy and can be back stabbed, even when enemies are standing right next to another. It literally feels like the devs forgot they even put guns in the game.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's alright.
    If you're looking for a Thief successor, this isn't it (one of the reasons Thief is so timeless and paced so well is that you -don't- have to crouch waddle everywhere), but it's a good stealth-based survival horror on its own merits.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    every time a new early access indie game comes out, i pirate it, play it for half an hour and if i like it it goes on my "wait for 5 years" list
    tired of playing those faggy glorified demos honestly, i have no idea who even buys those

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i learned my lesson after wrath and valheim, never buying EA again

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unfinished isn't good anon, but the demo was kino.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who knows, it's not out yet. There's only a 2 hour demo.

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