God of Mid

>game is more of a movie than an actual video game
>bland and repetitive combat
>Equipment system so inconsequential, that you can skip it with a button
>Raving reviews

How could this happen? Have the sonycopeboys gotten that bad?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What if we made Kratos a dad just like the Last of Us!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the industry changed, most parents became parents, they grew up
      you should, too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >most parents became parents
        Hmm, must be the Vax, gotta be...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kratos already was a dad they just did a complete 180 on an established personality and resurrected a franchise that ended peacefully. If they really wanted to have their Californian Cake and eat it too they should’ve just made anthology games under the God of War brand, made Faye the protagonist (because lets be honest even dead she drives the plot and nobody in the fucking game can go 1 minute without praising her) and have Tyr be her peaceful mentor figure like Athena was and guide her against justice against the Aesir/Vanir. Now you not only keep Kratos from being ruined but have a female protagonist to bring in free press.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God of War: *wins multiple game of the year awards*
    Ganker: iTs NoT a GaMe!!!!!!1

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It didn't actually win GOTY. It won all film awards instead like "best performing actor" lmao.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still better than Elden Shit.

      the industry changed, most parents became parents, they grew up
      you should, too.

      t. retard urinalists that hate games as a media.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still better than Elden Shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No retard elden ring is a game nu gow is movie shit

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god of war has always looked pretty shit to me but i'm amazed at how bad the new ones look

    the popularity of this and last of us makes me think games are retarded as well, if this was a movie it'd be one of those marvel movies that people love for a week or a month then move on, shitty games like this get worshipped for years

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but enough about death stranding

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Death Stranding doesn't have constantly talking NPC who tell you what to do and who cannot shut the fuck up for one second so it's the better game by default

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        agreed.

        GoW:R holds your hand wya too much

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    presented without comment

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked its combat. Play it on hard mode and you cant just buttonmash. You need to actually cycle cooldowns to play optimally and have to keep moving so you dont get ganked from behind.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of that pales to how infuriating it is that puzzles literally don't let you think since the NPC with you will tell you how to do the puzzle before you've even looked at the whole puzzle.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >All of that pales to how infuriating it is that puzzles literally don't let you think since the NPC with you will tell you how to do the puzzle before you've even looked at the whole puzzle.
    baby puzzles for baby game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's worse than baby game, this game is like handing your baby a ball and a box with a hole for it but then putting the ball in for him and insisting it's put away, the baby has had his fun.
      Genuinely the most pissed I've been at a game for a long time was when I was ending a sidequest where I was talking to a kid who died tragically looking for a treasure for his dad. I made the mistake of giving the ghost NPC a wide berth and backed into a puzzle zone while the dialogue was concluding. As soon as the ghost conversation was over and I was prepared for a momentary hush to let me soak in the tragedy, Atreus immediately chimes in with "maybe you can freeze that geyser" and I was so fucking confused I yelled at the screen going "what fucking geyser?"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking lol, so glad I didn't waste time with this shit. Thankfully westoids took the hint with ER crushing them last year and are already talking about "trusting the player more". Look up Neil's statement on his intent of moving away from movie games.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The combat somehow reminds me of a shallower and more primitive version of Darksiders 1s combat, its that bad sometimes.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game annoyed me so much that I kept wondering how I managed to beat GoW2018.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GoW2018 didn't have Anthony Burch as a writer

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stand the combat. I tried, I beat Alfheim and got to the mountain. I just fucking can't anymore, it's so so bad.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game made for people that don't like games
    >Only gets lauded by people that openly hates games
    Many such cases

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *