>American accent
My homie, it's an American made game for the American audience not for your europoor homosexual asses. If you want a REAL "mythology game/interactive movie", then make your own.
Now, when has God of War ever had any accents in their games? Even the originals had American accents from what I remember or am I wrong?
Like I said, eurogays are the ONLY ones that bring up America out of thin air, it's a given. It's too early for summer.
No south americans do it too. The whole world is obsessed with us.
Yes, but only when it comes to something that fricks them over. They are more political about bringing up America. For Euros though it's an everyday thing.
>youtube it
literally the only thing to do with these games. I played it and stopped after an hour, believing it wouldn't get much better. I remember seeing webms trying to defend the game and showcase "high level combat" and I knew I'd be wasting my time because there isn't much depth to it
>telegraphed attacks
is this supposed to be a thing? are you moronic >I might youtube it anyway and watch it at x2 speed
watching singleplayer games is the stupidest thing you can do
just don't play or watch, why do you feel the need watch it?
Only a troony will defend heavily marketed goyslop, and only a troony would get emotionally triggered by anyone poking fun at goyslop. Unlike healthy men, trannies are prone to emotional outbursts because of all those drugs you take. You ruined your life. You have nothing else to live for because you have ruined your own life. You will never be a woman. You will never be with a woman. Cope. God of War is garbage. Was always garbage. And will continue to be garbage in the foreseeable future.
This is literally my gripe with this stupid fricking Nu-God of War series. It's made for morons. They talk like they're in a Marvel movie, have funny quips and swear ( "dumbass"? are you fricking shitting me? ). Not to mention the lack of brutal gore as present in the original trilogy. I fricking hate this new series.
>They talk like they're in a Marvel movie, have funny quips and swear ( "dumbass"? are you fricking shitting me? ).
My favorite line from Avengers Endgame was when Tony snapped away all the villains and Thanos was all like "OH SHIT, OH FRICK, FRICK ME, FRICKING ******".
Thanos was good for exactly one movie, then someone in Disney, possibly nudged by China, said to knock it off with the moral ambiguity and he became the same bland shit as all the others Marvel villains.
Thanos was never morally ambiguous, people are just morons. Debate over whether he was right or wrong aside, literally Thanos first idea was kill half of everything. He STARTS there. He even wanted to do it before things got really dire. Thanos was a murder spree that found an excuse.
I will say though, that death/revive bit is actually quite cool. Even though he dies, they play it into the story as thor bringing you back up to fight
I don't give a shit what he does or doesn't do. This kind of dialogue has absolutely 0 place in a video game set in ancient times. I don't recall Zeus calling Kratos a piss baby in the original trilogy.
>getting his ass kicked
The health bar is just a gameplay mechanic for fight progression. Kratos only gets one actual hit in that Thor doesn't just shrug off.
because the devs think cursing = mature, it's literally every everywhere from tv to movies. they don't realize that it's the content that needs to be mature, but these guys can't write for shit.
Because it matters in context, you fricking moron. In Devil May Cry, sure, use frick and shit all you want. Not in a game set in ancient mythological times. Dunno why I respond to braindead dumb fricks like you.
>Thor >Norse god of THUNDER >Looks like my fat uncle >Sounds like the twink from accounting after ripping a fat vape >Kratos still looks like every nu-male stereotype
How the mighty have fallen...
God of Reddit doesn't even acknowledge his wife and daughter. That is not Kratos. Just a corporate puppet. His story ended in 3, with all the gods dead and him dying in a pool of his blood.
Haven't played GOW, but there's nothing wrong with this webm in particular. Those are basically flashy cutscenes mixed with gameplay. It's better than just watching a cutscene.
People weren't sperging away about it when they did it in GOW 3.
>It's better than just watching a cutscene.
Is it? It's supplementing gameplay that you could be having with cutscenes tricking you into thinking your input actually matters when it doesn't. It's a cutscene that pauses itself until you press a button.
It's the main issue with movie games in general, just because you can move the guy around during what it's supposed to be a cutscene doesn't mean your having any choice or effect in the game. If your input during a cutscene would actually change the outcome, and you weren't worn about it in flashing lights saying "MAKE A CHOICE" then it would have some credit, but I don't think that ever happened.
>"if you're not fighting dirty then you're not fighting" >"afraid to get your hands dirty?" >"FRICK" every 2 minutes >can't stop talking for one minute >"WHERE IS THE REAL YOU?" while losing
Who writes this shit?
>the only thing she helped write so far was a cookbook
don't know anon, that doesn't mean she didn't work on other things about it. also she implied she did
It really is his fault. And Aaron Sorkin's fault as well. They are the two screenplay writers most responsible for quip- and comeback-filled dialogue where conversations always felt unnatural and everyone has lightning fast wit and clever responses.
I recently watched Blade at a gathering of my college friends and was surprised by how different the dialogue felt compared to modern, Whedonized dialogue. Characters didn't sound like they were trying to ape Whedon's or Sorkin's writing. That was a movie from 1998.
>Joss Whedon
I have been complaining about this dipshits writing since fricking BUFFY and even in death (after being cancelled for being a creep) his influence lives on
Thor: THIS IS FOR MODI >Kratos: YOU PUT HIM LAST, EVEN IN DEATH >Thor: THE FRICK YOU SAY?
What the hell is with this dialogue? Holy shit, this is terrible.
Is it just me or does Thor's voice actor sound extremely underwhelming? He sounds like a frail old man, why didn't they cast someone with a big booming voice? He's the god of thunder for crying out loud, not the god of aching backs and prune juice
>Thor never stops talking >OST is garbage >This amount of QTE against the "hyped" boss fight >Press O for second phase
Truly a work of art
The lack of blood also makes the fight feel miserable, specially with the amount of health Thor has, I'm not even asking for gore, but at least paint the floor with blood as the fight goes on.
>kratos gets mad >rages and get a lucky punch after getting his ass kicked for 20 minutes >"woah, there's the real god of war! haha i guess that settles my revenge! see ya!"
Fricking really?
>this is the god of war that defeated [INSERT NORSE MYTHOLOGY CHARACTER NAME HERE]?!
How many times does he need to use the same antagonistic line? Could they really not think of anything different for Thor to blather on about endlessly?
>mash 3 buttons, easy parry, mash again >wait for the boss health to go down so it unlock the next acting crap >repeat 3 phases like that >they won't shuck the frick up >boss leave
What the hell is this crap ? Is that the only time you actually fight ? Does this nu Kratos even kills gods sometimes ?
>Healthbar resets no less than 3 fricking times of Kratos losing a "pinnacle" part each time >75% of the "fight" is Dark Souls 1 tier dodge and mash whatever combo you can >except the boss leaps away each time after the designated stunlock limit is reached
Into the trash.
the unblockables appearing as those generic squiggly rings is so abhorrently ugly and stupid looking that I wonder what the frick the art director was thinking okaying it. christ just like the first one, I have zero desire to play this. I'll watch it sure, but I just don't see it as a video game.
>Long drawn out cutscenes >Walk and talk sequences >All interspersed with shitty Marvel tier dialogue with occasionally cool boss fights
I hate goysloppers so fricking much it's unreal
I am thinking of quitting vidya and the only games i've played with good writing are these;
>Deus Ex >Monkey 1 & 2 >SS2 >Beneath a Steel Sky >Fallout 1 (Haven't played 2 yet)
Now, I don't want you guys to think that i am some kind of snob who just cares for writing in vidya, some of my favorite games are Doom, Duke 3D, RA2, RtCW etc. cause the gameplay is so much fun but what i do think is when you are making such "Epic" style games such as GOW or RPGs, Good writing should be a prerequisite.
>The frick you say? >Dumbass, you think you can come here, become a daddy, get a clean slate? That ain't how it works. >I could give a hot shit about your fatherly advice. I want to see the God of WAR™
Holy frick, this actually reads worse than a High Schooler's fan fiction. Writing in 2022 I guess.
>"All Father has plans for your son" >Kratos punches Thor really hard in the face >"Finally, the god of war comes out"
Women WILL get wet to this moment
A movie game whose main purpose is to tell a story and win people over with spectacle and cutscenes winning game of the year? Color me surprised! That's never happened before!
But he's not getting his ass kicked. It's like a kindergartner coming up to you and slapping your belly a bunch of times. He may be hitting you a lot, but is he really winning?
Why the frick is there a health bar up there then ?
Are you telling me tht GOW combat sections are so shallow that the only purpose they serve is pushing the story forward without any regard for writing and characters ?
Yes? The series was always like that.The boss health bar is basically just filler. Thor is canonically beating the shit out of Kratos in the cutscenes.
He steadily and consistently loose health faster and more than protagonist, and doesnt stop to scream "Why so weak?" even though there is 10% of HP left.
Creators are lazy hacks.
Think of the boss health bar not as an actual bar of health, but more as a skill/challenge check to progress to the next story beat. That's how they pace the story moments in this game.
at that point pandora has been introduced and she talks about how you should never give up hope and love will set us free and all the other shit she says which completely ruins the game.
Let's be honest here, if the dialogue wasn't "modernized" then people would instead be complaining about how bland and boring the characters are.
It's like how normies unironically thought ROP sucked just because the characters weren't saying frick and speaking with constant gravitas unlike HOTD where all the medieval people actually say frick and shit constantly
The dialogue is modernized because goysloppers love that marvel shit. That's all there is to it. It was a calculated business decision, among many others made during the development of this game, to appeal to as broad of an audience as possible.
>muh F bombs
meh, that's as edgy as the average symptoms episode, it'd be worth to talk about it if it was an N bomb instead
either way, edgy language is lowest form of writting
DMC3 Dante is to this day, the coolest character ever made, with some of the best written dialogues in the industry and he utters not a single swear word throughout the whole game
This looks awful, honestly. You'd think Thor would be faster and more challenging than a Valkyrie, but he's just there taking punches doing these stupid hit animations while just actually punching like a 300 pound moron.
The "dumbass" makes sense in the context, since it was just as Kratos dodged the hammer, only to be hit by it from behind.
I think it was a nice scene to see. To play, well, that is another issue...
Not "Open World" like Skyrim or Daggerfall is an open world obviously. I know it's more hub oriented or whatever, but compared to the previous games it's open world. I just wish it was more like the third game.
Also the FOV was pretty horrible, dude took up half the screen in some parts.
Are there even people where the new games take place? In the original games you had Kratos running around Greece showing cities and temples, usually in the middle of a battle with Human soldiers as thebinitial enemies. You also sometimes had scenes showing bad shit happen when a God died, like Poseidon's death causing a massive flood that wiped out a city.
Do the new games not have anything like that?
That's not the point, you fricking moron. The question was "What are some bosses in games that can actually back up their shit talking?". Learn how to read, for once in your life.
>"if you're not fighting dirty then you're not fighting" >"afraid to get your hands dirty?" >"FRICK" every 2 minutes >can't stop talking for one minute >"WHERE IS THE REAL YOU?" while losing
Who writes this shit?
You realize the slovenly language is an intentional juxtaposition between Kratos' laconic stoicism and the chest thumping moronation of the Aesir right? They're supposed to be what is essentially a mafia family, they're sleazebags with superpowers. How was that not apparent from the last game when they lade Baldr look like a methhead?
can someone explain to me why it seems worse than the baldr fight? i honestly cant put my finger on it. no parrot meme answers like in this thread please because all of that shit like the dialogue was in the baldr fight but this just somehow seem worse...
>it seems worse than the baldr fight?
First of all he fights too similiar to baldr so novelity weared off, but while baldr had pure dex build and good animations so his speed was justified this is just some lardass ice skating with extra speed and magnetism.
to use a wrestling term, it was rare for bosses to no-sell getting hit. i don't know when it started, may have been dark souls, but the idea you don't have to animate getting hit by the player all the time has become quite an annoying trope.
Is there any indication they have save file detection for the first game? Idk if I should just wait for it to come out on PC since that is what I'm playing the original on. I know that won't be for like 2 years at least.
yes the dialogue ost and visuals are kinda shit but you homosexuals are insufferable acting like the gameplay isnt the exact same as every single previous god of war >hurr durr press 'x' to play >cutscenes with qtes!!! >telegraphed attacks >arbitrarily long fight (hp sponge enemy) >boss won't shut up
literally go youtube every single big boss fight in gow1-3. It's the same garbage. I liked the garbage back in the day, but the switch from 3rd person hack and slash to this slower gayshit has put me off from ever touching a nu-Gow at all
nah asylum demon is good because at first you wont have weapons. getting the plunging attack will also teach a mechanic without a tutorial prompt which is pretty good
The OG god of wars were great, they felt like epic adventures with huge scales in bosses and environments and didn't have to be an over the shoulder movie simulator to do it.
Yea there was QTE's but they were barely a part of the big picture, mostly used as interactable cutscenes, which were not very long.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Barely a part >want green/blue orbs from enemy? Qte >want to finish a boss? Qte
Gotcha
2 years ago
Anonymous
Wow it was used to execute enemies in satisfying ways what a horrible idea
2 years ago
Anonymous
yes, to be cinematic.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>cinematic bad!
No moron it's fine when done well in important moments
2 years ago
Anonymous
>posts yet another qte cinematic shit >barely
Same crap different year. GowBlack folk are still moronic shiteaters
2 years ago
Anonymous
I wasn't even the first guy c**t
If you broke down how much time is actually spent in QTEs it's maybe 5% of playtime
2 years ago
Anonymous
>2 examples >Infested with QTEs
You're just embarrassing yourself now. That being said, Nu-gow is basically only QTEs without the prompt, just look at this
>press x to le epic
Gaming is dead
2 years ago
Anonymous
>2 examples
Jesus Christ you are moronic.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Yea there was QTE's but they were barely a part of the big picture
lol, lmao
You did not play the games.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>posts a cutscene without QTEs
Not very bright are you?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Cutscenes and QTEs were OG GoWs hallmarks.
You see, Little Timmy back in those days GoW was THE cinematic game. They literally made GoW with the idea to show off video games are catching up to movies.
>grand epic story >cutscenes out the ass >QTEs instead of actual game play >The game play it's self is super barebones and made so most people can beat them with ease
You do understand that the OG GoW was built from the ground up to be cinematic right?
There is a reason there is multiple cut scenes every level. There is a reason QTEs were there.
Does not change the facts that
1. You need to actually beat the game on a lower difficulty to unlock that mode
2. it's not the intended experience. It's an option but the way they exspect the majority of people who play the game to play or normal.
3. Titan mode is EASIER if you know how to handle it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The same criticism can apply to most action games then
Something like DMC5 is also piss easy on a first playthrough
2 years ago
Anonymous
actually you can unlock the higher difficulties early on 5 if you defeat prologue urizen
2 years ago
Anonymous
Something most people can't do until beating the game at least once
2 years ago
Anonymous
I mean yeah if that was your first action game I guess. If you're used to the genre your kit with base Nero is enough, it will be a battle of attrition since he has a lot of health but the kit itself is enough
It's really a shame the gameplay in the OG GoW isn't better and they completely gave up giving Kratos unique secondary weapons by 3 since all of the weapons are functionally Blades of Chaos but kinda different.
>Why is Thor not all proper like Zeus?!
Perhaps it's because he is a god of snow Black folk.
Just fricking be happy he is not in drag. Because that is a thing he does in the eddas. If you actually know the myths and not the Marvel/Disney/Pop Culture versions. Thor being a slobbish uncouth oaf makes perfect fricking sense.
>thought the 'we're done when I say we're done' moment might be a contextual thing you get if you're doing really poorly >thought that maybe if you did good instead, the fight would branch out in some other way, maybe kratos says he doesn't need to bring out the chains to beat thor up, thor gets pissy and pulls out some special move you wouldn't see otherwise I dunno >turns out it's nothing like that and you're scripted to take a mallet to the face and get tossed around a bit even if you're running rings around thor
Man.
I'm almost 30 fricking years old and I still haven't learned my lesson.
>It's better than just watching a cutscene.
Is it? It's supplementing gameplay that you could be having with cutscenes tricking you into thinking your input actually matters when it doesn't. It's a cutscene that pauses itself until you press a button.
It's the main issue with movie games in general, just because you can move the guy around during what it's supposed to be a cutscene doesn't mean your having any choice or effect in the game. If your input during a cutscene would actually change the outcome, and you weren't worn about it in flashing lights saying "MAKE A CHOICE" then it would have some credit, but I don't think that ever happened.
If movie game cutscenes would change depending on your actions, it would actually make sense to have gameplay in between, since your actions change the cutscene, even if they don't outright change the story outcome. They way they do it right now makes no sense, just a an excuse to call a game "Cinematic experience" because that's what sells today.
Are you fricking moronic or 12? They were always considered the cream of the crop, and for good reason. People were fricking HYPED for these games. Stupid fricking homosexual.
>They were always considered the cream of the crop, and for good reason. People were fricking HYPED for these games. Stupid fricking homosexual. >any action game thread in the past: dmc/ng/bayo/gh/mgr, etc discussion >gow was considered square square traingle fest >Noooo actually people were hyped for yet another ZUUUUUS game
Nice reviosionism, qtetard.
No, we dont. That is why the movies have failed. It's only the fedora tipping contrarians who feel smert for watching a movie that references....THE BIBLE!
Before it was >old Ganker liked God of War
Now it's >old Ganker was filled with xbots
Ganker likes DMC3 and God Hand as much as NGB. Along with Bayo 1 and KH2, those are games that are commonly mentioned in threads in which scholars debate on what's the best action game. God of War is a joke.
>Kratos about to kill thor >"Hold on, I gotta shit!" >Kratos runs to the loo
"boyboyboyboyboy" >Shits >Thor is standing in place >Kratos gets ready to fight him >"Oh no I gotta shit again!"
Brilliant
>kratos fights like a basedboy >expecting to see him go supersaiyan on this fat thor >he never does
this whole fight is laughably bad, boring, bland and you homosexuals dare make fun of elden ring bosses. oh and the dialogues, my dear god... when those gay dwarfs started speaking I could literally imagine anthony burch standing in front of me. absolutely disgusting.
this is why video games are the worst medium because they require you to externalize you cognition in a parameterized circuit whereas the novel is the best medium because it consists of internalizing and adapting your own cognition to a foreign cognitive structure
I internalize as a result of gaming all the time. Especially when playing Genshin. Using my imagination I create scenarios where I’m doggy styling the shit out of Lisa. See? You don’t need stupid books after all.
I can already tell I'm not going to like the dialogue of this game. Even if the game turns out to be a 10/10 in other aspects, the minute-to-minute dialogue is frustrating in how it was clearly written by people who revere modern superhero flicks as their writing style inspirations.
i didn't know who anthony burch is, so i looked up the mf and found out that he (and his sis) apparently wrote a book, critiquing mgs bosses.
https://bossfightbooks.com/products/metal-gear-solid-by-ashly-and-anthony-burch
not gonna watch the video, i already know this game is going to be fricking goty. im also wise enough to know that any PS5 exclusive game is psyop'd from announcement and throughout it's lifetime by ESL subhumans/children.
Why did GoW 1, 2 and 3 have puzzle segements? All they did was waste your fricking time, literally NOBODY is buying the fricking game for that moronation.
To create some downtime just so the game isn't a constant sequence of fights which might become exhausting as well as becoming repetitive if the game doesn't have a lot of enemy variety. Same way movies aren't just 2 hours of explosions or a 2 hour long choreographed fight sequence.
>vpol trannies eternally seething about GoW >this time it's about... norse gods swearing
what is it about this game that gets you effete homosexuals so fired up?
I’m just happy that the Fat Acceptance Community is finally getting some proper representation with morbidly obese Thor! Thank you Santa Monica! Representation. Freakin’. Matters.
I’m just happy that the Fat Acceptance Community is finally getting some proper representation with morbidly obese Thor! Thank you Santa Monica! Representation. Freakin’. Matters.
hes actually fat in the real life lore, not joking
how does literally every single boss in ff7r look a generation better on a visual standpoint and more exciting on a gameplay standpoint?
like how the frick is this looking so shit, visually unimpressive and boring?
I'M HYPED AF!!!!
>american accent
>actually says "senpai"
jesus christ
he didn't?
he literally said "Kratos-senpai"
>American accent
My homie, it's an American made game for the American audience not for your europoor homosexual asses. If you want a REAL "mythology game/interactive movie", then make your own.
Now, when has God of War ever had any accents in their games? Even the originals had American accents from what I remember or am I wrong?
>dah euros
Rent free, Black person.
Says the moron that brought up Americans in the first place. Only Euros bring up Americans out of their asses.
I'm not even him.
Oh. Then you should read what he said, my bad.
Nice projecting, homosexual.
I do love that eu lives rent free in your head.
anon, Ganker has a shitload of 3rd worlder south americans
you're probably arguing with someone with monkey claws
No south americans do it too. The whole world is obsessed with us.
Like I said, eurogays are the ONLY ones that bring up America out of thin air, it's a given. It's too early for summer.
Yes, but only when it comes to something that fricks them over. They are more political about bringing up America. For Euros though it's an everyday thing.
the writer is an australian girl so take your own advice and dont play it stupid motherfricker monkey Black person
It's made by Americans. You don't like it then make your own shit troony
post more
go where you fricking moron?
you keep yelling about going but you never specify where.
bump
The UI is the worst thing about this, so soulless.
>random swearing
>thor won't shut up
>qtes
>telegraphed attacks
>pointless 8 minutes fight
I might youtube it anyway and watch it at x2 speed
>youtube it
literally the only thing to do with these games. I played it and stopped after an hour, believing it wouldn't get much better. I remember seeing webms trying to defend the game and showcase "high level combat" and I knew I'd be wasting my time because there isn't much depth to it
>watch it at x2 speed
zoomercore
kys
attacks
That has been a thing in video games for a long time.
>telegraphed attacks
is this supposed to be a thing? are you moronic
>I might youtube it anyway and watch it at x2 speed
watching singleplayer games is the stupidest thing you can do
just don't play or watch, why do you feel the need watch it?
These "games" have barely amy gameplay. Its just an annoyance you have to deal with until the next cutscene.
>American games
>OP's text starts with an obnoxious twitch meme
>tranime
Frick off with your goyslop troon
kys tourist
Say the line troon. I know you want to lmao. Not interested in your goyslop.
shut the frick up troony falseflag
>he's too embarassed to say it now
lmao frick off with your tranime goyslop
/qa/ lost
You terminally online trannies are so brain fried that's all you ever do anymore. Just watch youtube at a quicker speed. Peak goyslop mentality.
>says "peak goyslop mentality"
>while defending a goyslopcore game
Frick off with your goyslop posts troon
Only a troony will defend heavily marketed goyslop, and only a troony would get emotionally triggered by anyone poking fun at goyslop. Unlike healthy men, trannies are prone to emotional outbursts because of all those drugs you take. You ruined your life. You have nothing else to live for because you have ruined your own life. You will never be a woman. You will never be with a woman. Cope. God of War is garbage. Was always garbage. And will continue to be garbage in the foreseeable future.
>I love goyslop
We heard you the first time troon
>says the GOW troony as it consumes the next Santa Monica goyslop written by Anthony Burch
You've consumed so much goyslop you pretty much are goyslop. Dumb troony lmao
>"You've consumed so much goyslop you pretty much are goyslop"
>says Anon right before he consooms Goyslop of War
Miss me with your goyslop posts
Miss me with your goyslop game
dont reply to the mentally ill schizo
I wasn't you goyslop munching troon
So which heckin based influencer started to use that term?
Was it Glowing Alaska? Cummie Hunter Nick?
Go back to your goyslop website troony
Sorry I don't use Cozi.
>Sorry I use goyslop websites
Good troon. Now you're learning your place.
That's what I did, kek.
I got fricking tired of Baldur constantly talking in the previous one, refunded and watched most of it.
Why the frick does Thor talk like he's in rick and morty?
Also the combat looks like shit.
This is literally my gripe with this stupid fricking Nu-God of War series. It's made for morons. They talk like they're in a Marvel movie, have funny quips and swear ( "dumbass"? are you fricking shitting me? ). Not to mention the lack of brutal gore as present in the original trilogy. I fricking hate this new series.
>They talk like they're in a Marvel movie, have funny quips and swear ( "dumbass"? are you fricking shitting me? ).
My favorite line from Avengers Endgame was when Tony snapped away all the villains and Thanos was all like "OH SHIT, OH FRICK, FRICK ME, FRICKING ******".
Thanos was good for exactly one movie, then someone in Disney, possibly nudged by China, said to knock it off with the moral ambiguity and he became the same bland shit as all the others Marvel villains.
Thanos was never morally ambiguous, people are just morons. Debate over whether he was right or wrong aside, literally Thanos first idea was kill half of everything. He STARTS there. He even wanted to do it before things got really dire. Thanos was a murder spree that found an excuse.
>they forgot to cut the part where RD Jr does another line between takes
fricking amateurs
>Thor getting his ass kicked
>still talking mad shit throughout
Why the frick do they make him talk so much?! It makes him look moronic acting wienery while getting btfo
That dumbass line doesn't seem so bad there considering kratos turns his back on mjolnir like an idiot, even though he knows thor can call it back
I will say though, that death/revive bit is actually quite cool. Even though he dies, they play it into the story as thor bringing you back up to fight
It's forced though, you can't beat the que. Hell kill then revive you every single time.
I don't give a shit what he does or doesn't do. This kind of dialogue has absolutely 0 place in a video game set in ancient times. I don't recall Zeus calling Kratos a piss baby in the original trilogy.
Apparently the Norse spoke very vulgar.
Yeah, I remember when the ancient runes in Norway read "you ain't hot shit, dumbass. frick!"
>It makes him look moronic
they kind of say that he's a bit of a dumbass
>getting his ass kicked
The health bar is just a gameplay mechanic for fight progression. Kratos only gets one actual hit in that Thor doesn't just shrug off.
>Quips = marvel
lol
Yes
Why do incels seethe so much at explicit language?
because the devs think cursing = mature, it's literally every everywhere from tv to movies. they don't realize that it's the content that needs to be mature, but these guys can't write for shit.
You've consumed too much goyslop troon. It's effecting you.
Because it matters in context, you fricking moron. In Devil May Cry, sure, use frick and shit all you want. Not in a game set in ancient mythological times. Dunno why I respond to braindead dumb fricks like you.
Wow, that was awful.
I'm just going to keep playing Rain World I guess
>Win fight
>Lose in cutscene
>Resurrected
Not kino
I'll just wait till the longplay drops and watch it on youtube, why bother playing it.
>First Baldur, now Thor.
>How many times does Kratos have to fix his roof?
Kinoo
>reading youtube comments
>posting youtube comments
>Gameplay
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Thor
>Norse god of THUNDER
>Looks like my fat uncle
>Sounds like the twink from accounting after ripping a fat vape
>Kratos still looks like every nu-male stereotype
How the mighty have fallen...
>Kratos
>Nu male stereotype
Nu males are built like a tank complete with rippling muscles?
No but they are bald, bearded, lardasses.
God of Reddit doesn't even acknowledge his wife and daughter. That is not Kratos. Just a corporate puppet. His story ended in 3, with all the gods dead and him dying in a pool of his blood.
L-FRICKING+MAO!!!
God of Goyslop
>press x to le epic
Gaming is dead
>complains about aaa games being shit
Really? Tell me more.
they're shit
Haven't played GOW, but there's nothing wrong with this webm in particular. Those are basically flashy cutscenes mixed with gameplay. It's better than just watching a cutscene.
People weren't sperging away about it when they did it in GOW 3.
Someone post the webm that's literally just them walking uninterrupted for several minutes straight on multiple occasions.
>It's better than just watching a cutscene.
Is it? It's supplementing gameplay that you could be having with cutscenes tricking you into thinking your input actually matters when it doesn't. It's a cutscene that pauses itself until you press a button.
It's the main issue with movie games in general, just because you can move the guy around during what it's supposed to be a cutscene doesn't mean your having any choice or effect in the game. If your input during a cutscene would actually change the outcome, and you weren't worn about it in flashing lights saying "MAKE A CHOICE" then it would have some credit, but I don't think that ever happened.
>press x to le epic
Like the older games too?
Except those were actually epic
That Kratos is a rapist, nu-Kratos is a father, he's better now.
>nu-Kratos is a father
WRONG. He's a ( and I'm quoting Thor here in the new hit video game God of War: Ragnarok ) "daddy".
>rapist
All those prostitutes seemed pretty willingf
>QTES IN MUH GOW??????
moron alert
>You have to press buttons in game.
It's over
>How were you ever a "god of war"?!
>a literal quote from the video
>A couple of minutes in
>Can't fight without your axe, coward?!
>Said by the fat man with a magical hammer
Who wrote this?
>Keep playing the video
>The literal next line is "How were YOU ever a god of war?
Seriously?
You already know the answer.
>professional writer
>can't even fricking write properly.
no way that's a written tweet PLEASE DONT MAKE ME SEARCH.
Son of a b***h sometimes probabily even the people who are in charge of animations even come up with better lines when there's some downtime
It's not, she was some vidya journo at IGN.
Last time I checked, the only thing she helped write so far was a cookbook. I'm not sure how much of an input she had in the actual game.
She implies she's actually a writer here
?t=803
That would explain Thor's horrible lines then.
I actually thought she was working with the other SSM game with Cory. Frick me this game is truly fricked.
A wienerbook?
>the only thing she helped write so far was a cookbook
don't know anon, that doesn't mean she didn't work on other things about it. also she implied she did
This tweet is a shit post, right?
Why is modern writing all so bad? Movies, tv shows and games all have the exact same writing.
Women
capeshit writing has infected everything
Joss Whedon
It's all that homosexual's fault.
Whedon became a troony?
It really is his fault. And Aaron Sorkin's fault as well. They are the two screenplay writers most responsible for quip- and comeback-filled dialogue where conversations always felt unnatural and everyone has lightning fast wit and clever responses.
I recently watched Blade at a gathering of my college friends and was surprised by how different the dialogue felt compared to modern, Whedonized dialogue. Characters didn't sound like they were trying to ape Whedon's or Sorkin's writing. That was a movie from 1998.
>Joss Whedon
I have been complaining about this dipshits writing since fricking BUFFY and even in death (after being cancelled for being a creep) his influence lives on
people don't voice their hate towards bad writing plus if they do they get banned
Based
>b-b-based hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>I-I-I love goyslop
We heard you before troony
More leaks
Some spear gameplay among other shit.
You have to play with the soi filled homosexual too? Not even worth pirating.
>LETS FRICKING GOOOOO
have a nice day you literal child.
Thor: THIS IS FOR MODI
>Kratos: YOU PUT HIM LAST, EVEN IN DEATH
>Thor: THE FRICK YOU SAY?
What the hell is with this dialogue? Holy shit, this is terrible.
It's written by an industry fleshlight
I can't see a fricking thing. Is there a problem with my monitor settings or is it just badly lit?
Is it just me or does Thor's voice actor sound extremely underwhelming? He sounds like a frail old man, why didn't they cast someone with a big booming voice? He's the god of thunder for crying out loud, not the god of aching backs and prune juice
Are these animations a fricking joke Lmao. Why is there no follow through. They warp from one pose to the next and just teleport around
Every time I see gameplay videos like this, i can't help but to think that the guy playing it fricking sucks at the game.
>Thor never stops talking
>OST is garbage
>This amount of QTE against the "hyped" boss fight
>Press O for second phase
Truly a work of art
The lack of blood also makes the fight feel miserable, specially with the amount of health Thor has, I'm not even asking for gore, but at least paint the floor with blood as the fight goes on.
>kratos gets mad
>rages and get a lucky punch after getting his ass kicked for 20 minutes
>"woah, there's the real god of war! haha i guess that settles my revenge! see ya!"
Fricking really?
Damn looks sick, just preordered. Thanks OP!
why preorder a game also available on ps4?
Wow that was fricking boring, the same 3 axe combos
Astroturfed hype thread
>You started this... I WILL END IT!
Who actually wrote this dialog? I'm getting 2nd hand embarrassment
>"I could give a hot shit about fatherly advice"
holy frick who wrote this garbage........
>this is the god of war that defeated [INSERT NORSE MYTHOLOGY CHARACTER NAME HERE]?!
How many times does he need to use the same antagonistic line? Could they really not think of anything different for Thor to blather on about endlessly?
WAAOOOOWWW COOL MARVIE MOVIE!!!
>R1 spam
Frick off with your MOTY
>leaks
Viral marketing. Go back shill.
Even with all these spoilers the game can barely get discussion rolling around here. Looks like no one cares
>mash 3 buttons, easy parry, mash again
>wait for the boss health to go down so it unlock the next acting crap
>repeat 3 phases like that
>they won't shuck the frick up
>boss leave
What the hell is this crap ? Is that the only time you actually fight ? Does this nu Kratos even kills gods sometimes ?
That dialogue is atrocious
You mean atreuscious?
>Healthbar resets no less than 3 fricking times of Kratos losing a "pinnacle" part each time
>75% of the "fight" is Dark Souls 1 tier dodge and mash whatever combo you can
>except the boss leaps away each time after the designated stunlock limit is reached
Into the trash.
>go
Where? You haven't left your basement in years you colossal shut-in homosexual.
You lost fromdrones
This game seems destined to get lower reception in the first game bro.
the unblockables appearing as those generic squiggly rings is so abhorrently ugly and stupid looking that I wonder what the frick the art director was thinking okaying it. christ just like the first one, I have zero desire to play this. I'll watch it sure, but I just don't see it as a video game.
This looks terrible, western devs really can't make good action games with melee combat..
Lol Bayonetta fans were hyped and then got outdid 2 weeks later by an even crazier combat system.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>all these seething
Cry more fromdrones
Just got RE8 Gold edition. Will be skipping this and waiting for the callistio protocol.
>Long drawn out cutscenes
>Walk and talk sequences
>All interspersed with shitty Marvel tier dialogue with occasionally cool boss fights
I hate goysloppers so fricking much it's unreal
You're fricking dead Kratos, you fricking motherfricker
You can tell Anthony Burch worked on this masterpiece
>We got a MODEL FATHER here.
Im so tired of this shit writers bros. What the frick?
if you want good writing you should stop playing video games
God damn, why did you have to post this ?
I am thinking of quitting vidya and the only games i've played with good writing are these;
>Deus Ex
>Monkey 1 & 2
>SS2
>Beneath a Steel Sky
>Fallout 1 (Haven't played 2 yet)
Now, I don't want you guys to think that i am some kind of snob who just cares for writing in vidya, some of my favorite games are Doom, Duke 3D, RA2, RtCW etc. cause the gameplay is so much fun but what i do think is when you are making such "Epic" style games such as GOW or RPGs, Good writing should be a prerequisite.
>The frick you say?
>Dumbass, you think you can come here, become a daddy, get a clean slate? That ain't how it works.
>I could give a hot shit about your fatherly advice. I want to see the God of WAR™
Holy frick, this actually reads worse than a High Schooler's fan fiction. Writing in 2022 I guess.
i was waiting for the ''homie''/''brah'' garbage
You're welcome, chud
I wonder when her performance review is up
you can tell that anthony burch wrote this dialogue
>>I could give a hot shit about your fatherly advice. I want to see the God of WAR™
>I could give
don't forget Odin saying "kinda"
>"All Father has plans for your son"
>Kratos punches Thor really hard in the face
>"Finally, the god of war comes out"
Women WILL get wet to this moment
>This game will win goty again
How does this make you feels anti sonygays
A movie game whose main purpose is to tell a story and win people over with spectacle and cutscenes winning game of the year? Color me surprised! That's never happened before!
It’s the first boss settle down sperglord
There's barely any bosses again since Jim Ryan forced them to release on the PS4
I also saw the nidhog fight
>3 phases of tutorial boss fight
Christ just end it already, this looks so fricking dull
This unironically gives "what are we? some kind of gods of war?" vibes.
Thor literally says "Give me God of War"
>All of this absolute demented seething over absolute kino
GOTY inbound. Elden gays are going down.
>elden ring
>god of war
gaming really isn't doing that well, is it
>All of this absolute demented seething over absolute buzzword
huh?
>Goyslop
Contrariansisters its over
>Gets fricking stomped for 8 minutes straight
>WHERE IS THAT GOD OF WAR I HEARD OF?!
They should have made Thor silent.
Why couldn't they at this day and age record more combat voice lines which are appropriate to how the player is playing the game ?
Black person is getting his ass kicked and keeps screaming where is the GOD OF WAR ?
Also, what's up with that thunder clap shit ?
But he's not getting his ass kicked. It's like a kindergartner coming up to you and slapping your belly a bunch of times. He may be hitting you a lot, but is he really winning?
Why the frick is there a health bar up there then ?
Are you telling me tht GOW combat sections are so shallow that the only purpose they serve is pushing the story forward without any regard for writing and characters ?
Well yeah, the main appeal of these games is the story. The boss fights are basically to build up excitement for the next story beat.
Sorry for being rude man, Guess it is what it is.
Yes? The series was always like that.The boss health bar is basically just filler. Thor is canonically beating the shit out of Kratos in the cutscenes.
>The series was always like that.
I fail to see how the old games were like that
He steadily and consistently loose health faster and more than protagonist, and doesnt stop to scream "Why so weak?" even though there is 10% of HP left.
Creators are lazy hacks.
10 iq moment
Think of the boss health bar not as an actual bar of health, but more as a skill/challenge check to progress to the next story beat. That's how they pace the story moments in this game.
He does mention it when Kratos activates Spartan Rage, so there's that at least
suck my balls kratos my hairy fricking big balls kratos
Looks pretty kino ngl
Releasing this close to Bayonetta just shows how slow and neutered GoW is in comparison.
GoW has way more interesting combat once you learn it.
Gow will have a better story and that's the important thing
why do they do this fighter game type frame skipping in this game? It looks moronic
God damn this is sad compared to fighting Zeus
that zeus fight was shit. poseidon was way better
Nah it was great and the end letting you punch him as long as you want was very satisfying
at that point pandora has been introduced and she talks about how you should never give up hope and love will set us free and all the other shit she says which completely ruins the game.
Nah 3 should have been the definitive ending
Kratos killing himself as a final frick you to Athena was great
Pandora was a mistake, that stylized scene where Kratos realizes he should forgive himself should've been completely mute.
homosexual
?t=495 nice "fight"
I bet you shitpost about DMC letting you cheese bosses with Faust too
frick you kratos you fricking moron i'm gonna kick your fricking ass and guess what i fricked your mom shit was so fricking tight
Truly you have become the God of War - Ragnarök has begun.
So which nord gods die in this game?
Odin and randoms, Thor is tired of bloodshed and sends his daughter to help us, Tyr loses a hand, Mimir explodes
>Mimir explodes
huh
That is some banal, roleplaying middle schooler tier, voice acting
Brought to you by Anthony Burch and Alanah Pearce.
>leak
AKA put out there by shills for more hype to trick you into buying it
>trick you into buying it
do americans really?
When is Kratos gonna fight Indian gods? I wanna see him go one on one with Vishnu, SIRS.
Why bother when Asura's Wrath already exists?
Bruh this looks like shit. Fricking sliding Tor lmao. What a moronic animation. Cutscenes are good tho.
Kratos going up with that hammer was some looney tunes style bullshit
Let's be honest here, if the dialogue wasn't "modernized" then people would instead be complaining about how bland and boring the characters are.
It's like how normies unironically thought ROP sucked just because the characters weren't saying frick and speaking with constant gravitas unlike HOTD where all the medieval people actually say frick and shit constantly
The dialogue is modernized because goysloppers love that marvel shit. That's all there is to it. It was a calculated business decision, among many others made during the development of this game, to appeal to as broad of an audience as possible.
ROP is modernized, they use knife-ear which is a normie D&D slur. It's not tolkinesque at all.
Tbf blatant racism was a thing in LOTR since the movies
Yes but that line is a bit more eloquent than "Shut up manlet", which is essentially how knife-ear was used in RoP
Read a fricking book, you moron. wienerrings of Power is as garbage as your mom's pussy after I shit in it.
>muh F bombs
meh, that's as edgy as the average symptoms episode, it'd be worth to talk about it if it was an N bomb instead
either way, edgy language is lowest form of writting
DMC3 Dante is to this day, the coolest character ever made, with some of the best written dialogues in the industry and he utters not a single swear word throughout the whole game
>symptoms
i meant SIMPSONS
frick auto correct
>utters not a single swear word throughout the whole game
He swears, just stuff that's still allowed on broadcast tv.
This looks awful, honestly. You'd think Thor would be faster and more challenging than a Valkyrie, but he's just there taking punches doing these stupid hit animations while just actually punching like a 300 pound moron.
>That's for *insert dead enemy name*
>slaps his wrist
The old God of wars were better, 3 was the peak
unironically worse than baldr's fight
The "dumbass" makes sense in the context, since it was just as Kratos dodged the hammer, only to be hit by it from behind.
I think it was a nice scene to see. To play, well, that is another issue...
Masterpiece GOTD confirmed
So Thor being obese affects his stamina after all
I fricking hate Marvel.
Last good GoW game was God of War 3.
They should have never gone "Open World" with it.
you don't know what open world is
Not "Open World" like Skyrim or Daggerfall is an open world obviously. I know it's more hub oriented or whatever, but compared to the previous games it's open world. I just wish it was more like the third game.
Also the FOV was pretty horrible, dude took up half the screen in some parts.
you don't know what FOV is either
The first game had a fricking compass with quest markers.
They never went open world though
Sauce on the sheboone
>swear words
LMAO play the greek games and find a single use of frick/shit
The writing is garbage
B-But how can you tell it's a mature game for grownups if they're not constantly swearing?!
olympian kratos would've shoved the blaydes up the fat pig's ass in horrible gore scene
why's the combat still slow as shit? I thought they were improving that frick
Are there even people where the new games take place? In the original games you had Kratos running around Greece showing cities and temples, usually in the middle of a battle with Human soldiers as thebinitial enemies. You also sometimes had scenes showing bad shit happen when a God died, like Poseidon's death causing a massive flood that wiped out a city.
Do the new games not have anything like that?
You get to feel bad when you kill a murderer
There are a bunch of bandits who briefly show up in God of War 4, and that's about it.
Kratos new VA does a horrible job at angry/loud moments. He's only good for soft speaking
>This is the man who *insert past event here*?
Now that's some lazy writing.
bosses that make fun of you and talk about how weak you are when even not being that hard of a boss fight is such an annoying trope
What are some bosses in games that can actually back up their shit talking?
Isshin, but he never shittalks you.
True, in fact he praises you
Margit
>On a scale of 1-10 she's an 11, and she'd give herself a 12.
None because they can all be cheesed or shit on with you taking no damage.
You don't play many action games do you?
Or do you think if a boss is beatable at all that makes it weak? Pretty moronic mindset to have
That's not the point, you fricking moron. The question was "What are some bosses in games that can actually back up their shit talking?". Learn how to read, for once in your life.
So I was right you don't play many action games if you've never fought a hard, shit talking boss before
God damn, you're not even trying to read, are you?
I accept your concession
Feel free to (you) me again
Pathetic ESL, go back to high school.
Thanks! Can I get another one?
That can be easily fixed by only having them insult when they connect a hit rather than just talking on a timer.
Yeah that probably sounds the best. I don't know if any games really go that, though. The bosses just talk on timers.
Vergil. More recently I liked the conversations in Hades since the overbearing father/rebellious son dynamic led to some good lines.
Hayabusa
>He resuscitates Kratos to beat him up more.
And people were talking shit about Thor.
and with good reason, his fight personality and looks are complete trash
>"if you're not fighting dirty then you're not fighting"
>"afraid to get your hands dirty?"
>"FRICK" every 2 minutes
>can't stop talking for one minute
>"WHERE IS THE REAL YOU?" while losing
Who writes this shit?
>while losing
Someone Post Alana's breasts or leak the ending
nidhogg looks pretty cool at least
lol @ 5:03 dumb animator forgot to lock the boss in place for the pre-scripted event
>he think marvel invented this kind of dialogue
Lol if you says GOT then I agree
It popularized it.
What the frick is with Thor's voice? It sounds like the VA isn't even trying
He sounds fat. Was probably thinking of dinner while voice acting.
You realize the slovenly language is an intentional juxtaposition between Kratos' laconic stoicism and the chest thumping moronation of the Aesir right? They're supposed to be what is essentially a mafia family, they're sleazebags with superpowers. How was that not apparent from the last game when they lade Baldr look like a methhead?
I am not my wife's sons
>Thor: WHERE'S THE MAN THAT [this is where the writers consulted Wikipedia]
>so uh guys what cool thing did Kratos do? I need to include it on this script
Let.me guess, no epic boss fights like the old games?
What are you talking about? You get to PUNCH someone!!!! But this time it's a different regular looking guy!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
There's already one.
can someone explain to me why it seems worse than the baldr fight? i honestly cant put my finger on it. no parrot meme answers like in this thread please because all of that shit like the dialogue was in the baldr fight but this just somehow seem worse...
The strikes don't seem as brutal. Like Kratos is punching putty when it should look and feel like he's hitting steel.
Maybe you didn’t notice, but Thor is 3x bigger than Baldur
Both are heavily cinematic tutorials
Maybe Baldur was animated better? His fight had more impressive environmental destruction? Idk
>it seems worse than the baldr fight?
First of all he fights too similiar to baldr so novelity weared off, but while baldr had pure dex build and good animations so his speed was justified this is just some lardass ice skating with extra speed and magnetism.
It look worse than Baldur fight both visual and gameplay
to use a wrestling term, it was rare for bosses to no-sell getting hit. i don't know when it started, may have been dark souls, but the idea you don't have to animate getting hit by the player all the time has become quite an annoying trope.
It was a cool fight and you’re all homosexuals.
Zeus dialogue during fight:
>I will break you!
>Insolent fool!
>Die!
Thor:
>DUMBASS
>FRICK
>SHIT
>FRICK
>FRICK
It's too highlight how filthy the norse gods are compared to greek gods
Is there any indication they have save file detection for the first game? Idk if I should just wait for it to come out on PC since that is what I'm playing the original on. I know that won't be for like 2 years at least.
Save detection for what? It's a scripted movie. There are no choices.
Best way to experience this shit is to watch in on YouTube
yes the dialogue ost and visuals are kinda shit but you homosexuals are insufferable acting like the gameplay isnt the exact same as every single previous god of war
>hurr durr press 'x' to play
>cutscenes with qtes!!!
>telegraphed attacks
>arbitrarily long fight (hp sponge enemy)
>boss won't shut up
literally go youtube every single big boss fight in gow1-3. It's the same garbage. I liked the garbage back in the day, but the switch from 3rd person hack and slash to this slower gayshit has put me off from ever touching a nu-Gow at all
This is how you do a tutorial boss fight
>do a plunging attack
>hit 4-5 times
>it's dead
lmao.
if you're gonna post a souls tutorial boss, at least post one that's an actual full fight.
>Parry and riposte him
>Kill before the 2nd phase animation can even finish
lmao
nah asylum demon is good because at first you wont have weapons. getting the plunging attack will also teach a mechanic without a tutorial prompt which is pretty good
nice movie
So I guess making a boss battle these days = sliding models around on the X and Z axis? Pathetic.
That's it, I'm refunding my Steam purchase.
Kratos sounds, bored.
Xtrannies? No games.
not even remake 4 lmaooo, they have been quiet silent ever since
Oh no how will the guy who punches his way out of everything punch his way out of this.
Maybe he'll find some weapon that lets him win
His son will save him, he loses every fight against Thor.
these animations are shit as frick, everything just looks like it fast forwards into an animation and thor's voice is fricking ass
I love how brutal and powerful og Kratos was, and how epic the original games were.
Dad of War looks dull in comparison.
Holy shit the combat in the old games looks so much better and much more satisfying.
Why the frick did they dumb it down for the zoomer audience? WHY?
>zoomer
i though most zoomers liked GOW 1,2 & 3. i remember most of my buddies liking it.
Zoomers have no idea these fricking games exist probably.
The OG games WERE good, you fricking spermatozoon.
>WERE good
LMAO!!!!
>the only thing different is a single Y press
>GoW combo structure was the same anyway
This comic was never good
>Zoomers have no idea these fricking games exist probably.
how old zoomers are you talking about?
Anyone born after 2000.
>Zoomers have no idea these fricking games exist probably.
I'm 22 and I've played GOW for 15 years kek. ALL of them
Only 3 was the good game out of the old ones.
Every other action game back then mogged God of shite.
>acting like og games were good
>le boi masacare.mpeg4
Square
The OG god of wars were great, they felt like epic adventures with huge scales in bosses and environments and didn't have to be an over the shoulder movie simulator to do it.
>muh movies
>when og games are infested with qte shit
I hope you are just trolling.
Yea there was QTE's but they were barely a part of the big picture, mostly used as interactable cutscenes, which were not very long.
>Barely a part
>want green/blue orbs from enemy? Qte
>want to finish a boss? Qte
Gotcha
Wow it was used to execute enemies in satisfying ways what a horrible idea
yes, to be cinematic.
>cinematic bad!
No moron it's fine when done well in important moments
>posts yet another qte cinematic shit
>barely
Same crap different year. GowBlack folk are still moronic shiteaters
I wasn't even the first guy c**t
If you broke down how much time is actually spent in QTEs it's maybe 5% of playtime
>2 examples
>Infested with QTEs
You're just embarrassing yourself now. That being said, Nu-gow is basically only QTEs without the prompt, just look at this
>2 examples
Jesus Christ you are moronic.
>Yea there was QTE's but they were barely a part of the big picture
lol, lmao
You did not play the games.
>posts a cutscene without QTEs
Not very bright are you?
Cutscenes and QTEs were OG GoWs hallmarks.
You see, Little Timmy back in those days GoW was THE cinematic game. They literally made GoW with the idea to show off video games are catching up to movies.
>grand epic story
>cutscenes out the ass
>QTEs instead of actual game play
>The game play it's self is super barebones and made so most people can beat them with ease
You can't jump in the new dad of war
And? What kind of argument is that
Did you fail to press O at the right time so your brain would come up with better argument?
I need air moves to make awesome combos.
Compare Gow2, https://youtu.be/ixaes0kVlag move to Dad of war moves https://youtu.be/E0tV7PQOUak its boring.
You do understand that the OG GoW was built from the ground up to be cinematic right?
There is a reason there is multiple cut scenes every level. There is a reason QTEs were there.
>there are people that act like GoW was ever hard or a complex game
Did you even fricking play the games?
>Why the frick did they dumb it down for the zoomer audience?
GoW were always simplistic at their core, you braindead fricking Black person.
>God of war used to be good and required skill to play
KEK
t. never played 2 on Titan mode
Action games are meant to be played on their hardest difficulties everyone knows this
>y yea well if you play it on it's hardest difficulty
No shit it's gonna be hard. Because everything 1 shots you.
And?
Does not change the facts that
1. You need to actually beat the game on a lower difficulty to unlock that mode
2. it's not the intended experience. It's an option but the way they exspect the majority of people who play the game to play or normal.
3. Titan mode is EASIER if you know how to handle it.
The same criticism can apply to most action games then
Something like DMC5 is also piss easy on a first playthrough
actually you can unlock the higher difficulties early on 5 if you defeat prologue urizen
Something most people can't do until beating the game at least once
I mean yeah if that was your first action game I guess. If you're used to the genre your kit with base Nero is enough, it will be a battle of attrition since he has a lot of health but the kit itself is enough
>we are now gonna pretend the original gow trilogy was anything but goyslop zogchow
lol
lmao
It's really a shame the gameplay in the OG GoW isn't better and they completely gave up giving Kratos unique secondary weapons by 3 since all of the weapons are functionally Blades of Chaos but kinda different.
The gauntlets were cool
>all of the weapons are functionally Blades of Chaos but kinda different.
all three of the others have pretty distinct purposes
GoW1 is still one of my all time favorite openings to a game. Perfect way to set up a greek tragedy.
>thors fat ass flying away at the very end
holy shit this was the most agonizing 10 minutes I've sat through in a while
So there's no Ragnarok in God of War Ragnarok?
the ____ should fear the ____
Is this peak goy slop?
it's premium goyslop
this is a prime example of why goyslop was coined
>Thor's lines
>I couldn't give a hot shit about...
Why does Thor talk like some 21st century moron?
>Why is Thor not all proper like Zeus?!
Perhaps it's because he is a god of snow Black folk.
Just fricking be happy he is not in drag. Because that is a thing he does in the eddas. If you actually know the myths and not the Marvel/Disney/Pop Culture versions. Thor being a slobbish uncouth oaf makes perfect fricking sense.
>Thor being a slobbish uncouth oaf makes perfect fricking sense.
Being a slobbish uncouth MODERN oaf doesn't.
it's more about him being too modern if anything
>thought the 'we're done when I say we're done' moment might be a contextual thing you get if you're doing really poorly
>thought that maybe if you did good instead, the fight would branch out in some other way, maybe kratos says he doesn't need to bring out the chains to beat thor up, thor gets pissy and pulls out some special move you wouldn't see otherwise I dunno
>turns out it's nothing like that and you're scripted to take a mallet to the face and get tossed around a bit even if you're running rings around thor
Man.
I'm almost 30 fricking years old and I still haven't learned my lesson.
This is exactly what I meant on my post here
If movie game cutscenes would change depending on your actions, it would actually make sense to have gameplay in between, since your actions change the cutscene, even if they don't outright change the story outcome. They way they do it right now makes no sense, just a an excuse to call a game "Cinematic experience" because that's what sells today.
>"Now we can fight like true warriors"
>Ganker unironically jerks off over old series
>a series which was considered a bottom barrel of action games
My sides.
There are many, many worse action games than classic GOW
Just look at the average Ninja Theory or Grasshopper game
>Just look at the average Ninja Theory or Grasshopper game
I thought nobody brought up these games. Except dmc reboot by nt
Yeah they're not brought because they're the actual bottom of the barrel
Comparing GOW2 or 3 to them is insulting
haha lmao xd
>braaaaapftftf
Concession accepted.
xdd u plaed it as well? damn retro game series am i rite xd
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Are you fricking moronic or 12? They were always considered the cream of the crop, and for good reason. People were fricking HYPED for these games. Stupid fricking homosexual.
>They were always considered the cream of the crop, and for good reason. People were fricking HYPED for these games. Stupid fricking homosexual.
>any action game thread in the past: dmc/ng/bayo/gh/mgr, etc discussion
>gow was considered square square traingle fest
>Noooo actually people were hyped for yet another ZUUUUUS game
Nice reviosionism, qtetard.
They were definitely more complex than beloved action games like DMC1 and MGR
Yeah, you're 12 who has never played any of those games.
>gowtard acts high and mighty
hshahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Yeah marvel loving basedtards maybe. Actual sane people knew they were just bargain bin trash.
DCucks are the ones that like edgy and dark garbage tho.
No, we dont. That is why the movies have failed. It's only the fedora tipping contrarians who feel smert for watching a movie that references....THE BIBLE!
kys revisionist
>moronic contrarian reviosionist opens his mouth
Frick off.
ok zoomer
Anyone have that old image of Ryu trying to teach Kratos how to ride a bike? Ganker has always hated GoW compared to other action games.
Here
most of Ganker were xboxgays when gow 3 came out and they just couldn't stop seething, specially since 360 was getting no games anymore at that point
Before it was
>old Ganker liked God of War
Now it's
>old Ganker was filled with xbots
Ganker likes DMC3 and God Hand as much as NGB. Along with Bayo 1 and KH2, those are games that are commonly mentioned in threads in which scholars debate on what's the best action game. God of War is a joke.
>scholars
Such pretentiousness lmao
Don't expect much less from actiongays. They are one of, if not the most pretentious bunch of shitheads on this board.
Well that was fricking dreadful.
Omg omg goyslop of war!!!!!
>Odin just gets up and leaves
>2 gays walk out to congradulate you
gay
The frozen lightning looks cool, and that's all I'm giving this credit for.
>fromdrones right now
looks boring, what the hell happened to god of war?
thors voice and dialogue are lame as frick
Based sony for making so many homosexual in here seethe
The fact that Thor was fighting just to see Kratos' real form gave me chills :cold_emoji:
>Kratos about to kill thor
>"Hold on, I gotta shit!"
>Kratos runs to the loo
"boyboyboyboyboy"
>Shits
>Thor is standing in place
>Kratos gets ready to fight him
>"Oh no I gotta shit again!"
Brilliant
Me when kratos dances to California girls in the finale
>Soi of War
No one cares, Captain Cuck
This post reeks of goyslop
>*Pees on you*
Take your buzzwords elsewhere, dingdong.
Man western devs can't animate. What a floaty mess.
why is thors movement so janky
SO HECKING HYPED FOR KINOS
Wait a minute. That dodging mechanic.
why do they move like they're in Gotham Knights lol, looks janky af, then again this has always been a bad series
>No timeline where baldur baldur gets over his mommy issues
What a shame, the double boss fight with Freya sounds interesting though
Pic related is the good ending
Honestly I think that'd just make his mommy issues worse
...Realistically speaking would Freya have let baldur have his way with her if it meant keeping him in alive?
Absolutely, but more realistically if it meant keeping him alive she'd rape him.
Welp what a shame, baldur shouldn't have gone full moron once he got his feelings back
>ctrl F goyslop
>15 results
>17
>that dialogue
>that combat
genuinely why the frick do normalgays like this? this game is actually worse than DmC
It's BECAUSE there is barely any gameplay that they love it. It's like a movie
why do tendies complain about the game ? not like their shitty tablet could run it lol
>kratos fights like a basedboy
>expecting to see him go supersaiyan on this fat thor
>he never does
this whole fight is laughably bad, boring, bland and you homosexuals dare make fun of elden ring bosses. oh and the dialogues, my dear god... when those gay dwarfs started speaking I could literally imagine anthony burch standing in front of me. absolutely disgusting.
Plus, Thor swears like some random American from the streets.
>Cuss words are an American thing!
Ergi
Only Americans think it's cool to swear in every sentence.
>this is what goyslop consumers actually believe
Honestly, Kiryu vs Aizawa from Yakuza 5 has better fight choreography than this AAA PS5 game.
For me it's Yagami vs Kuroiwa
Love the scene where Yagami gets tossed out the window.
Snoys are pathetic and the biggest cucks in the gaming world. They could have make Kronos a MtF troony and they’d still sing the games praises
this is why video games are the worst medium because they require you to externalize you cognition in a parameterized circuit whereas the novel is the best medium because it consists of internalizing and adapting your own cognition to a foreign cognitive structure
penis
I internalize as a result of gaming all the time. Especially when playing Genshin. Using my imagination I create scenarios where I’m doggy styling the shit out of Lisa. See? You don’t need stupid books after all.
Yeah, books are extremely based, but vidya can be fun. It's just that Western AAA games are never fun.
>books
>words on paper
Yawn. Books are gay that’s why we have movies now. Dumbass boomer.
Goyslop moment
sneed
I can already tell I'm not going to like the dialogue of this game. Even if the game turns out to be a 10/10 in other aspects, the minute-to-minute dialogue is frustrating in how it was clearly written by people who revere modern superhero flicks as their writing style inspirations.
Didn't ask troon
>30'000 years of GodKing
>talks like a 15 years old
i'm so so tired of these kind of garbage.
i didn't know who anthony burch is, so i looked up the mf and found out that he (and his sis) apparently wrote a book, critiquing mgs bosses.
https://bossfightbooks.com/products/metal-gear-solid-by-ashly-and-anthony-burch
Wtf did they stop filtering goyslop?
Can't wait until the leak shit wears off because of saturation and companies will go back to regular trailers cause people will find that novel.
>all these joyless contrarians
it looks sick, I'm hyped.
I don't care what Ganker says, I like nu-gow but I'm still not buying a PS5.
Sony should just release the game early at this point it's leaking all over the place.
This is not how it works anon
And this is one isnt really that bad, there is games leaking almost 3 weeks before
Im surprised the video is still up?
not gonna watch the video, i already know this game is going to be fricking goty. im also wise enough to know that any PS5 exclusive game is psyop'd from announcement and throughout it's lifetime by ESL subhumans/children.
Why did GoW 1, 2 and 3 have puzzle segements? All they did was waste your fricking time, literally NOBODY is buying the fricking game for that moronation.
GoW 1 is basically Legend of Zelda with combat aping DMC. The other 2 tone down the puzzles, but probably kept them due to tradition.
To create some downtime just so the game isn't a constant sequence of fights which might become exhausting as well as becoming repetitive if the game doesn't have a lot of enemy variety. Same way movies aren't just 2 hours of explosions or a 2 hour long choreographed fight sequence.
thanks bro
so what does odin look like
Me
>vpol trannies eternally seething about GoW
>this time it's about... norse gods swearing
what is it about this game that gets you effete homosexuals so fired up?
I’m just happy that the Fat Acceptance Community is finally getting some proper representation with morbidly obese Thor! Thank you Santa Monica! Representation. Freakin’. Matters.
I'm fat
>god shown as a greedy butthole is obese
What is wrong with this?
why is he fat
hes actually fat in the real life lore, not joking
ACSHUALLY IT'S LE LORE AKKURATE IF YOU DISAGREE U ARE STOOPID MAHVEL FANBOI :::DDDD
Fat soi boys wanted to larp as power lifters.
>THIS IS WHAT STRENGTH LOOKS LIKE
THIS IS FRICKING COOL!!!
why are you all crying and pissing?
Is that thanos
NOOO HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE FAAT AND R*TAARDEDD AAAAAAAA!!!!!
The Thor voice actor is trying to copy Jeff Bridges from Iron Man. Like it's exactly the same.
This games success will break Ganker
we already expect it will sell 20 million and be this years goty. anything less will be kek material.
>normalgays will eat up normalgay drivel
shocking, never would've seen that one coming
copy pasted shit baldur shit and the combat looks completely the same with not a single change or improvement, what a emberassment
how does literally every single boss in ff7r look a generation better on a visual standpoint and more exciting on a gameplay standpoint?
like how the frick is this looking so shit, visually unimpressive and boring?
It's a no bran action-adventure with piss easy gameplay for two digits IQ normies.
This Place sure attracts them, they view this place like ''bros'' but stand against It for criticiting new thing
it's a ps4 game
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOW BEO WE'RE GOING HOME
>god of snore
I guess I might watch it. Is it releasing to theaters or is it on some kind of streaming service?
Friendly reminder that it will sell x10 more than Bayokektta 3 AHHAAHHAAHHA
> How were you ever a god of war?
Jesus are these writers doing this on purpose?