Good job, 47. The hair has been transferred to your head.

Good job, 47. The hair has been transferred to your head.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ehh you could use a mint..your..your breath stinks...

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that the guy from Good Mythical Morning?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nice try hairshill. I'm gonna stay bald and free. No hired hairbot will sway me. I am enlightened and bald.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Agent 47? never heard of him, my name is Tobias

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I actually like this look. I'd accept it in a game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >When you kill director by showing him into a toilet and now you must to put his wig on
      This caught me off guard and made me laugh by how uncomfortable it must have been for 47.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        47 doesn't know that feeling. He sees the world with a mild feeling of disgust and detachment at all times. It's why he isn't bothered about killing people.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >TAA, 47. Use it.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what's the comfiest map and why is it Ingerland?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure why but I really love the neighbourhood maps - a new life, another life. They just feel more lively and authentic than the other maps to me.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I just liked killing everyone, or just killing a few people in extremely violent ways and leaving the bodies to be found.
        The neighbourhood setting makes it feeling a serial killer challenge. Same goes for hotel levels.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, Idk about comfy. The murder-mystery is interesting but the location isn't the most riveting but I'm also currently irked by trying to complete all its challenges without a guide. Hammering every family member without setting off every security guard is a bit painstaking.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >SA even after that slaughter
      Holy shit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You don't have to worry about witnesses if everyone is a target

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't the green mark go to shit when you kill a non-target?
        t.hitlet

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          did you not look at the picture? there are no non-targets. everyone is a target.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to worry about witnesses if everyone is a target

      I haven't started SASO-ing the levels. Does that mean I can get SASO on a contract level wherr everyone is the target and I just mow them down while wearing my suit? It'd still be quite a challenge without stealth.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You can technically get SASO on contract levels, but if you want to unlock the items/suits/weapons or whatever that comes with completing the SASO challenges, you have to achieve SASO on the story missions.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          SASOing random contracts, especially ones with kill requirements, is a good way to get better at the game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's the Berghain.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any tips on getting hitman 2 silent assasin to work right? depending on how I set it up I can either have a game that works but runs at such a high fps it somehow makes it slow to a crawl or I can have it work but everybody is a shadow unless I face one specific direction, capping the framerate in nvidia control panel didn't seem to work

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No tips really BUT I think you can try the Hitman 3 demo and still play all your Hitman 2 levels within it while also taking up less space. Maybe it'll work better too for some reason? Idk. I have an nvidia gpu and its been a-okay for me for a long ass time. I've played 2 and 3 with the same hardware.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking about the original hitman 2

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, duh. You said Silent Assassin and I just went with Numan 2 because number.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Theres some wiki for running old pc games that gets linked every now and then, I dont remember the name of it though, sorry

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Pc gaming wiki, it says the gog version is both patched to work properly and lacks the censorship of the steam version so I guess I will just play that

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Well it's still not right but it's probably a better base to start from

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      try capping fps with rtss it has better detection.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i'll give that a try

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the game requires 60 lock to work but one of the Japanese missions is impossible to get Silent Assassin in unless you lock to 30. It’s the one with a convoy of trucks.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i'll keep that in mind thanks

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Well done, 47. You have been put back on the nice list.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The new games still don't touch how good blood money was.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        3 does

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        eh gameplay wise id safely say the numan trilogy beats it but atmosphere wise i still prefer blood money, not really a big fan of this secret world govt plot

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >not really a big fan of this secret world govt plot
          Do you're more a fan of this "secret world domination plan" plot?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oi Battler, my coin fell, mind to get it for me?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Horribly done, 47. You absolute cretin. You utter buffoon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Bad hunting, 47

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Fuck you, 47. You really shit in a bag on this one. Just go home. You know, they call you 47 because that's your IQ. I don't even know why you work for us. I don't know why I'm your handler. In fact, I quit. Get fucked, 47.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It'd be pretty cool if you could customize 47 with different hair/beard but he has to keep the same face

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no one would expect the guy with a big purple afro to be a hitman. It would be like reverse psychology making them think a hitman would try to be as inconHispanicuous as possible.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >danish government orders lega and ioi to make a lego hitman game
    >you disguise by taking your own head off and putting it on other bodies

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD MORNING FELLOW KIDS, I'M OFF TO DO THE NEEDFUL AND REDEEM MY PENSION

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >decided to play the sniper mode to decompress after grinding contracts
    >3 had ai timing and behavior changes so some challenges are harder than they should be or entirely impossible
    im getting real tired of constantly finding legacy content that ioi has decided to memoryhole.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this is better than the dumb barcode that instantly makes him recognizable. How stupid, should have put it on his chest or back

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I really love this game, but at the same time doing some of these challenges takes away from the free-form aspect. Other challenges are nice, like SASO. The weird ones like kill X with a fish and dump X in a woodchipper without being seen wind up requiring a lot of set up. The specificity takes away from the fun of killing on the fly. Yet I need those fancy guns and suits.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. What if you wanted to kill somebody and not get caught?

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ONE MORE DAY

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't we clone hair follicles in real life? Or can we and it's just very expensive

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    damn, guess we found the guy to play 47 in a live adaptation
    just shave his head

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why not bring his voice actor, since 47 is modeled after him.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        maybe like 20 years ago

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Hitman: Old Bones Never Rest (2023)
          Doesn't sound so bad for an old man revenge film.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >luv me diana
            >luv me lucas grey
            >luv me poisons
            >'ate elusive targets
            >'ate providence (not racial just dun' like 'em)
            >'ate when you try to subdue an npc on stairs and get spotted
            simple as

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      FUCK OFF LORAS

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    One more escalation and I have the micro remote explosive.
    Doing Mumbai escalations killed my soul.
    The SF one where you start in the torture room was surprisingly fun though.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I will now play your game.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you lure a fat fuck into a porto-potty by poisoning his drink and then drown him in literal shir

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is it just me or does 47 not age? He looked exactly the same here as when he killed Diana's parents while she was a kid, which must have been at least 25 years before that pic was taken.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he's a clone anon, an artificial creation. he was made not to age.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There's a photo of kid 47 from the Hokkaido cutscene but it's probably just a case of rapid maturation that stops aging at a certain point. Hokkaido patient charts describe him as "one giant stem cell" that just keeps revitilizing itself.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't heard of any of this. Are there any sources you can point to?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, play the game. When you finish Hokkaido, during the cutscene with Diana and Edwards he hands her a photo of a young 47 at the asylum.
              During the Hokkaido level you can go to a room near the bathroom in the surgery area where there are 3 doctors and check patient journals in that room. 47's journal has descriptions of his unusual cell structure.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That's strange. I don't remember any of this when I played the level.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    love the numan trilogy but holy hell why cant they come up with better title

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what do you mean?

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of people calling my face ugly when I'm bald but gravitating to me when wearing a wig. The face can't be that ugly when I can be myself in a wig and you start swooning.
    And then they get angry when I take it off.
    You liked me years ago when my hair was all natural. You liked me a second ago when I wore a $5 Halloween wig. And now you're slapping me or dousing me in your drink. Yes, this has happened on two occasions.
    People, you watch movies all the time and actors in costume, and you never noticed that the person stays the same underneath? Use some of your fucking imagination.

    I became fucking disillusioned when I showed an acquaintance fawning over Oscar Isaac and showed her his Ex Machina look. "Who's this ugly gnome?"

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Freelancer tomorrow. Are you hyped?

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    can i cheese the SASO challenges with contracts?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, has to be the proper missions. A challenge will say if its specific to the mission or just the map

      Freelancer tomorrow. Are you hyped?

      Yes very much so

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Are you struggling with a specific one?

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i found a random contract in the browser and am now running it obsessively to optimise my time
    do i have autism?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like one of the main bad guys in kane and lynch

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >eat the food
    >clearly die of poison
    >"we had an accident"
    >silent assassin
    clap

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    tfw they removed first person and taking cool weapons you find on missions back to base if you escape with them. FEELS BAD

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How are the H3 missions for SASO?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Piss easy, all of them.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Freelancer SOON.

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