>When you kill director by showing him into a toilet and now you must to put his wig on
This caught me off guard and made me laugh by how uncomfortable it must have been for 47.
47 doesn't know that feeling. He sees the world with a mild feeling of disgust and detachment at all times. It's why he isn't bothered about killing people.
I just liked killing everyone, or just killing a few people in extremely violent ways and leaving the bodies to be found.
The neighbourhood setting makes it feeling a serial killer challenge. Same goes for hotel levels.
Eh, Idk about comfy. The murder-mystery is interesting but the location isn't the most riveting but I'm also currently irked by trying to complete all its challenges without a guide. Hammering every family member without setting off every security guard is a bit painstaking.
You don't have to worry about witnesses if everyone is a target
I haven't started SASO-ing the levels. Does that mean I can get SASO on a contract level wherr everyone is the target and I just mow them down while wearing my suit? It'd still be quite a challenge without stealth.
You can technically get SASO on contract levels, but if you want to unlock the items/suits/weapons or whatever that comes with completing the SASO challenges, you have to achieve SASO on the story missions.
Any tips on getting hitman 2 silent assasin to work right? depending on how I set it up I can either have a game that works but runs at such a high fps it somehow makes it slow to a crawl or I can have it work but everybody is a shadow unless I face one specific direction, capping the framerate in nvidia control panel didn't seem to work
No tips really BUT I think you can try the Hitman 3 demo and still play all your Hitman 2 levels within it while also taking up less space. Maybe it'll work better too for some reason? Idk. I have an nvidia gpu and its been a-okay for me for a long ass time. I've played 2 and 3 with the same hardware.
Pc gaming wiki, it says the gog version is both patched to work properly and lacks the censorship of the steam version so I guess I will just play that
Most of the game requires 60 lock to work but one of the Japanese missions is impossible to get Silent Assassin in unless you lock to 30. It’s the one with a convoy of trucks.
eh gameplay wise id safely say the numan trilogy beats it but atmosphere wise i still prefer blood money, not really a big fan of this secret world govt plot
>Frick you, 47. You really shit in a bag on this one. Just go home. You know, they call you 47 because that's your IQ. I don't even know why you work for us. I don't know why I'm your handler. In fact, I quit. Get fricked, 47.
no one would expect the guy with a big purple afro to be a hitman. It would be like reverse psychology making them think a hitman would try to be as inconspicuous as possible.
>decided to play the sniper mode to decompress after grinding contracts >3 had ai timing and behavior changes so some challenges are harder than they should be or entirely impossible
im getting real tired of constantly finding legacy content that ioi has decided to memoryhole.
I really love this game, but at the same time doing some of these challenges takes away from the free-form aspect. Other challenges are nice, like SASO. The weird ones like kill X with a fish and dump X in a woodchipper without being seen wind up requiring a lot of set up. The specificity takes away from the fun of killing on the fly. Yet I need those fancy guns and suits.
>luv me diana >luv me lucas grey >luv me poisons >'ate elusive targets >'ate providence (not racial just dun' like 'em) >'ate when you try to subdue an npc on stairs and get spotted
simple as
One more escalation and I have the micro remote explosive.
Doing Mumbai escalations killed my soul.
The SF one where you start in the torture room was surprisingly fun though.
Is it just me or does 47 not age? He looked exactly the same here as when he killed Diana's parents while she was a kid, which must have been at least 25 years before that pic was taken.
There's a photo of kid 47 from the Hokkaido cutscene but it's probably just a case of rapid maturation that stops aging at a certain point. Hokkaido patient charts describe him as "one giant stem cell" that just keeps revitilizing itself.
Yeah, play the game. When you finish Hokkaido, during the cutscene with Diana and Edwards he hands her a photo of a young 47 at the asylum.
During the Hokkaido level you can go to a room near the bathroom in the surgery area where there are 3 doctors and check patient journals in that room. 47's journal has descriptions of his unusual cell structure.
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That's strange. I don't remember any of this when I played the level.
I'm tired of people calling my face ugly when I'm bald but gravitating to me when wearing a wig. The face can't be that ugly when I can be myself in a wig and you start swooning.
And then they get angry when I take it off.
You liked me years ago when my hair was all natural. You liked me a second ago when I wore a $5 Halloween wig. And now you're slapping me or dousing me in your drink. Yes, this has happened on two occasions.
People, you watch movies all the time and actors in costume, and you never noticed that the person stays the same underneath? Use some of your fricking imagination.
I became fricking disillusioned when I showed an acquaintance fawning over Oscar Isaac and showed her his Ex Machina look. "Who's this ugly gnome?"
ehh you could use a mint..your..your breath stinks...
Isn't that the guy from Good Mythical Morning?
Nice try hairshill. I'm gonna stay bald and free. No hired hairbot will sway me. I am enlightened and bald.
>Agent 47? never heard of him, my name is Tobias
I actually like this look. I'd accept it in a game
>When you kill director by showing him into a toilet and now you must to put his wig on
This caught me off guard and made me laugh by how uncomfortable it must have been for 47.
47 doesn't know that feeling. He sees the world with a mild feeling of disgust and detachment at all times. It's why he isn't bothered about killing people.
>TAA, 47. Use it.
what's the comfiest map and why is it Ingerland?
Not sure why but I really love the neighbourhood maps - a new life, another life. They just feel more lively and authentic than the other maps to me.
I just liked killing everyone, or just killing a few people in extremely violent ways and leaving the bodies to be found.
The neighbourhood setting makes it feeling a serial killer challenge. Same goes for hotel levels.
Eh, Idk about comfy. The murder-mystery is interesting but the location isn't the most riveting but I'm also currently irked by trying to complete all its challenges without a guide. Hammering every family member without setting off every security guard is a bit painstaking.
>SA even after that slaughter
Holy shit.
You don't have to worry about witnesses if everyone is a target
Doesn't the green mark go to shit when you kill a non-target?
t.hitlet
did you not look at the picture? there are no non-targets. everyone is a target.
I haven't started SASO-ing the levels. Does that mean I can get SASO on a contract level wherr everyone is the target and I just mow them down while wearing my suit? It'd still be quite a challenge without stealth.
You can technically get SASO on contract levels, but if you want to unlock the items/suits/weapons or whatever that comes with completing the SASO challenges, you have to achieve SASO on the story missions.
SASOing random contracts, especially ones with kill requirements, is a good way to get better at the game
It's the Berghain.
Any tips on getting hitman 2 silent assasin to work right? depending on how I set it up I can either have a game that works but runs at such a high fps it somehow makes it slow to a crawl or I can have it work but everybody is a shadow unless I face one specific direction, capping the framerate in nvidia control panel didn't seem to work
No tips really BUT I think you can try the Hitman 3 demo and still play all your Hitman 2 levels within it while also taking up less space. Maybe it'll work better too for some reason? Idk. I have an nvidia gpu and its been a-okay for me for a long ass time. I've played 2 and 3 with the same hardware.
I'm talking about the original hitman 2
Oh, duh. You said Silent Assassin and I just went with Numan 2 because number.
Theres some wiki for running old pc games that gets linked every now and then, I dont remember the name of it though, sorry
Pc gaming wiki, it says the gog version is both patched to work properly and lacks the censorship of the steam version so I guess I will just play that
Well it's still not right but it's probably a better base to start from
try capping fps with rtss it has better detection.
i'll give that a try
Most of the game requires 60 lock to work but one of the Japanese missions is impossible to get Silent Assassin in unless you lock to 30. It’s the one with a convoy of trucks.
i'll keep that in mind thanks
>Well done, 47. You have been put back on the nice list.
The new games still don't touch how good blood money was.
3 does
eh gameplay wise id safely say the numan trilogy beats it but atmosphere wise i still prefer blood money, not really a big fan of this secret world govt plot
>not really a big fan of this secret world govt plot
Do you're more a fan of this "secret world domination plan" plot?
Oi Battler, my coin fell, mind to get it for me?
>Horribly done, 47. You absolute cretin. You utter buffoon.
>Bad hunting, 47
>Frick you, 47. You really shit in a bag on this one. Just go home. You know, they call you 47 because that's your IQ. I don't even know why you work for us. I don't know why I'm your handler. In fact, I quit. Get fricked, 47.
It'd be pretty cool if you could customize 47 with different hair/beard but he has to keep the same face
no one would expect the guy with a big purple afro to be a hitman. It would be like reverse psychology making them think a hitman would try to be as inconspicuous as possible.
>danish government orders lega and ioi to make a lego hitman game
>you disguise by taking your own head off and putting it on other bodies
GOOD MORNING FELLOW KIDS, I'M OFF TO DO THE NEEDFUL AND REDEEM MY PENSION
>decided to play the sniper mode to decompress after grinding contracts
>3 had ai timing and behavior changes so some challenges are harder than they should be or entirely impossible
im getting real tired of constantly finding legacy content that ioi has decided to memoryhole.
this is better than the dumb barcode that instantly makes him recognizable. How stupid, should have put it on his chest or back
I really love this game, but at the same time doing some of these challenges takes away from the free-form aspect. Other challenges are nice, like SASO. The weird ones like kill X with a fish and dump X in a woodchipper without being seen wind up requiring a lot of set up. The specificity takes away from the fun of killing on the fly. Yet I need those fancy guns and suits.
>Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. What if you wanted to kill somebody and not get caught?
ONE MORE DAY
Why can't we clone hair follicles in real life? Or can we and it's just very expensive
damn, guess we found the guy to play 47 in a live adaptation
just shave his head
Why not bring his voice actor, since 47 is modeled after him.
maybe like 20 years ago
>Hitman: Old Bones Never Rest (2023)
Doesn't sound so bad for an old man revenge film.
>luv me diana
>luv me lucas grey
>luv me poisons
>'ate elusive targets
>'ate providence (not racial just dun' like 'em)
>'ate when you try to subdue an npc on stairs and get spotted
simple as
FRICK OFF LORAS
One more escalation and I have the micro remote explosive.
Doing Mumbai escalations killed my soul.
The SF one where you start in the torture room was surprisingly fun though.
I will now play your game.
>tfw you lure a fat frick into a porto-potty by poisoning his drink and then drown him in literal shir
Is it just me or does 47 not age? He looked exactly the same here as when he killed Diana's parents while she was a kid, which must have been at least 25 years before that pic was taken.
he's a clone anon, an artificial creation. he was made not to age.
There's a photo of kid 47 from the Hokkaido cutscene but it's probably just a case of rapid maturation that stops aging at a certain point. Hokkaido patient charts describe him as "one giant stem cell" that just keeps revitilizing itself.
I haven't heard of any of this. Are there any sources you can point to?
Yeah, play the game. When you finish Hokkaido, during the cutscene with Diana and Edwards he hands her a photo of a young 47 at the asylum.
During the Hokkaido level you can go to a room near the bathroom in the surgery area where there are 3 doctors and check patient journals in that room. 47's journal has descriptions of his unusual cell structure.
That's strange. I don't remember any of this when I played the level.
love the numan trilogy but holy hell why cant they come up with better title
what do you mean?
I'm tired of people calling my face ugly when I'm bald but gravitating to me when wearing a wig. The face can't be that ugly when I can be myself in a wig and you start swooning.
And then they get angry when I take it off.
You liked me years ago when my hair was all natural. You liked me a second ago when I wore a $5 Halloween wig. And now you're slapping me or dousing me in your drink. Yes, this has happened on two occasions.
People, you watch movies all the time and actors in costume, and you never noticed that the person stays the same underneath? Use some of your fricking imagination.
I became fricking disillusioned when I showed an acquaintance fawning over Oscar Isaac and showed her his Ex Machina look. "Who's this ugly gnome?"
Freelancer tomorrow. Are you hyped?
can i cheese the SASO challenges with contracts?
No, has to be the proper missions. A challenge will say if its specific to the mission or just the map
Yes very much so
Are you struggling with a specific one?
i found a random contract in the browser and am now running it obsessively to optimise my time
do i have autism?
yes
he looks like one of the main bad guys in kane and lynch
>eat the food
>clearly die of poison
>"we had an accident"
>silent assassin
clap
tfw they removed first person and taking cool weapons you find on missions back to base if you escape with them. FEELS BAD
How are the H3 missions for SASO?
Piss easy, all of them.
Freelancer SOON.