Guilty Gear is shit, and I wont play it. >Release cute depressed homunculus lady. I will now play your shit game.

Guilty Gear is shit, and I wont play it
>Release cute depressed homunculus lady
I will now play your shit game.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another """man""" with no personality beyond being horny and lonely
    Why is v like this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like why is the world like that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just don't be lonely xD

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if im horny and not lonely?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hell I looked it up and this is just Aba with a weird redesign. Aba isn't depressed. She was never depressed since being playable. She spends 100% of her time with her (self-proclaimed) soul-mate. She's one of the least miserable members of the cast.
    She just sounds weird because she's not a real person or a gear

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is Bridget moronic?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe, why do you ask
      ?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        just wondering after seeing how he plays tic tac toe

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          tic tac toe is a solved game, anyone who knows that is moronic for even playing it to begin with
          both of them are moronic for playing it

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All fanart will not be with her ugly green hair and not of any of the much better alt skins or her old look
    kill me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they cant be that much bett-
      WORLDS BIGGEST DOWNGRADE HOLY SHIT

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >WORLDS BIGGEST DOWNGRADE
        But enough about Elphelt.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *All fanart will be with her ugly green hair

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they cant be that much bett-
      WORLDS BIGGEST DOWNGRADE HOLY SHIT

      They ruined para sloupious too. He looks like he's been dragged through sewage or something.
      The literal entire point of that character and his in-lore appeal to Aba to begin with was that he looks like a key and she has an unironic key fetish.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's happening?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is ABA theme better or worse then peak?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's good, but Baiken's theme is yet to be beaten

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of strives themes are slightly catchy on the first listen and then become clearly inferior once you compare their instrumentation to prior entries and are no longer blinded by le based engrish dadrock vocals.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The vocals get tiresome so fast. It was funny in Xrd and BB when the occasional theme had vocals that people would start memeing over, but when every single track has vocals it loses its charm. Strive is the only fighting game where I've had to turn off the music because I couldn't fricking stand listening to it anymore.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's good but safe. Vocals aside it's one of the most GGXX-like themes stylistically in Strive. Plus it integrates elements of Symphony and Keep in Gates, which is neat. Seems like Daisuke falling back on the old familiar GG composition style, whereas so much of the Strive OST was him pushing to do something very different with mixed results.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That opening riff is literally Flash of the Blade

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked it a lot more when the chorus is literally "All I want for Christmas is you"
        It unironically goes hard and I dont care

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    made for bbc only

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      big big coolkey

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You troons don't even fricking play the game if you are saying that about A.B.A of all fricking people.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shitposters don't play
        What a profound observation you fricking moron

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon it's just ragebait that they post everywhere

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone told you this years ago
    Strive is shit
    It has a fraction of the depth and replayability as Xrd

    you didn't listen
    You bought it to 'own the chuds'
    I don't give a FRICK what they do to you, now. They could release the new character as a $70 DLC and you'll suck it down

    Squeal piggy
    Squeal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But they just released the best character

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Slayer isn't in the game yet thoughever.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only got strive because I didn't do my research and just based the game off of the older entries. Now I got trannies getting angry at any little criticism I have about the game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You bought it to 'own the chuds'
      No I bought it because I like fighting games. I know this is a foreign concept for /vpol/

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you liked fighting games you wouldn't be playing strive....

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why not?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For a weapon of complete mass destruction and bloodshed why does the key sound and act like a total wimp?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This tic-tac-toe game makes no sense unless the person playing X's doesn't actually know how to play tic-tac-toe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, playing tic-tac-toe doesn't make sense unless neither player knows how to play tic-tac-toe.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Long hair
    They ruined her. They ruined her just like they ruined Elphelt. I knew the bastards wouldn't be able to help themselves. I hope Dizzy is never playable or even appears ever again. My heart wouldn't be able to take it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Removed A.D.A's red hair and made it long
      >Removed Elphelt's bunny ears and wedding dress
      >Made Bridget a full on trap with no manly features in his face
      >No Ky ponytail

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying I'm supposed to not like long hair or green hair
        >Implying I'm supposed to give a shit what happens to any of the bottom of the barrel Xrd designs
        >Implying Bridget has ever looked masculine in any official art
        >even insinuating that Ky having hair longer than missing link, +R and Strive Ky is good
        Lol gonna try to tell me Xrd Axl and Millia look good too moron?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder briskett is trans.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bisquit is fans? A fan of what?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bridget has a chance of inflicting 41% damage to himself

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le heckin Black person samurai
    >turn a trap into a troony
    >turn a genderless labrat into a troony
    They can release a a e-girl in a string bikini and I still won't play your dogshit troony game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, a black samurai (that isn't a homage to afro samurai) who also happens to be a vampire that is an edgy loner but also happens to be the "misunderstood villain who just wants to be left alone" is a bit too much

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, a black samurai (that isn't a homage to afro samurai) who also happens to be a vampire that is an edgy loner but also happens to be the "misunderstood villain who just wants to be left alone" is a bit too much

      Nago is the only good thing they've added to GG and he's just as convoluted as everything else. Even his name is cool 名残雪. Remnants of snow. I mean I'm an n5 dekinai, but trust me bro.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >genderless labrat
      Who?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think he is talking about Testament maybe? strive has retcon so much shit that is hard to keep track

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Testament. NTA but I would have more respect if they mentioned more of the alchemy aspect sense being genderless is a thing in high level alchemy.

          But he's still genderless. Now more than ever since they refer to him as "they"

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Testament was genderless as a matter of fact. He's now a """non-binary""" representation. Frick off with your disingenuous. bad faith arguments.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              When have they referred to testament as non-binary? He's just a genderless homosexual just like he ever was.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Testament. NTA but I would have more respect if they mentioned more of the alchemy aspect sense being genderless is a thing in high level alchemy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think he is talking about Testament maybe? strive has retcon so much shit that is hard to keep track

          The only funny thing about testament is calling him lowtestament now.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Daisuke is gay and that is why he is such an ally to wester degeneracy

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post normal mode A.B.A combos please

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just parry to be able to play the game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      2k2d214h

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Strive
    No thanks, I prefer fun and complex games. I don't like baby games. But I think ABA cool so have fun anon, haha

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bragging about a Ganker fighter, literally a lower tier than Discord fighter
      Sad

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you suddenly forget guily gear was a niche fighting game for over 20 years and try to insult another niche fighter?

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