So some soft billionaire who's never been on the street on his own is batman? Pffft get outta here pal, penguin will laugh his ass off when he hears about this
Scarecrow's been hogging TV channels all night in pursuit of spreading fear and doubt, why should anyone believe this is real? And Carlo should get a fucking real job, stop renting out his stupid Clayface act to supervillains.
I forgot how creepy the Arkham games can be, especially that VR game where the story is basically Batman having a nightmare. And all those subtle hints that Batman is asleep: >Rock a Bye Baby >Alarm clocks >Joker taunting you in shit >Things telling you to wake up like Morse code or Penguin screaming at you
Why don't games have that creepy stuff anymore?
>one of the richest guys on the planet lives in Gotham >it's still a massive shithole with insane poverty and crime rates >city is also full of guys in tailor-made halloween costumes beating the shit out of these poor criminals
guys, what if the whole city is just a purpose-built playground for rich people to assault, torture and murder poor folks with no consequences?
I know plenty of poorfags in Gotham that assault and murder people.
Things are better now that the loonies dress up in costumes, you know to leave when you see em.
Oh yeah? Surely the most intelligent man of our generation would have been able to figure this information out, it's clearly not Bruce lame because I would have known about it.
>This actually happened in the Comics
How the fuck would this even happen? The dude's got a fucking supercomputer in his basement, I'd be shocked to believe that he isn't watching Social Media for any mention of breaches like this, and shut them down the moment they happen.
This is from Injustice when Batman and Superman were first turning on each other, if memory serves the entire reason he did it is that Batman had shut down the Watchtower while they were all inside, and they had to do some shenanigans with Cyborg to get out the signal.
>tfw live in Gotham, 12 Murder Alley >parcel services think it's a joke and won't deliver my animu figurines and full body pillows >"who in their right mind names their street Murder Alley"
Bullshit, everyone knows Batman is a CIA-funded secret agent operating extra-judicially and illegally on American soil. Just think about it for a minute
I'm afraid that's not how it goes, sonny.
For a variety of factors the tier list goes:
Origins>City>Asylum>Knight
That's because Knight is slow.
Batman is slow. The car slows down the game. And having a car slow down the game making the gadget-swap become a button and a circle selection makes it even slower.
Furthermore, the big crowds of goons on the street are a tease because when you dive into them, they all run off and leave you with, at most, 5 enemies to fight. All the big fights are scripted.
Compound that with the car getting in the way of fistfights, the detective button being on the D-pad, the riddler trophies being even MORE of a pain to collect than in City, the retarded amount of busywork sidequests and the completely underwhelming bosses, it's still a very good game, but it stumbles in so many places it's hard to call it the best.
>in my apartment earlier today >hear some guys talking in the hallway, something about recent shooting in the subway >everyone's been talking about this shit recently >when does it end >guy starts screaming about shit, banging on the door opposite me >i'm just trying to watch re-runs of Live! With Murray Franklin, but they've always gotta make this noise >seems to calm down at the very least, some midget came out of the room with a bit of red paint on him >now all I can see outside my window are a bunch of unemployed teenagers wearing clown masks on the street >gotham really is a shithole
Oh, that's why when I was brainwashed in a helicopter flying around Wonder Tower looking for Batman, Strange was calling him Wayne. I thought it was his first name.
Proof?
No he fucking isn't you retard it's clearly some kind of trick
what the SHIT
>trusting some insane asylum dude on the TV
WHO THE FUCK US IS BRUCE WAYNE
Some rich corpo in Gotham, eh who cares anyway. Who wants to live in that shithole anyway?
ligma balls
Imagine not knowing one of the richest men in the world, I bet you don't even know who Lex Luthor is you fucking caveman
AINT NO FUCKING WAY
nice deepfake asshole
The bat can't be Bruce wayne anyway, that hush guy went around with the same face, how do we know its not him?
So some soft billionaire who's never been on the street on his own is batman? Pffft get outta here pal, penguin will laugh his ass off when he hears about this
literal fedpost get the fuck out of here Waller
I think Lex Luthor is Batman. Who else could afford all those expensive vehicles and toys?
Lex is bald, he keeps trying to trick the media with this hair shit, it's not going to fucking work Lex
If Batman is Bruce Wayne, explain how I saw Bruce at the Gala last week when Batman was out breaking bones?
It's a deepfake, Clinton doesn't diddle kids, stop thinking so hard about things.
Scarecrow's been hogging TV channels all night in pursuit of spreading fear and doubt, why should anyone believe this is real? And Carlo should get a fucking real job, stop renting out his stupid Clayface act to supervillains.
>Rich playboy going around at night risking his life
Yeah and moon is made of cheese
I forgot how creepy the Arkham games can be, especially that VR game where the story is basically Batman having a nightmare. And all those subtle hints that Batman is asleep:
>Rock a Bye Baby
>Alarm clocks
>Joker taunting you in shit
>Things telling you to wake up like Morse code or Penguin screaming at you
Why don't games have that creepy stuff anymore?
I habeeb in Harvey Dent, don't @ me
#nomoredeadcops
Looks like that gay guy from the Daily Planet
Clark is not a fucking gay. At least he has a respectable job and a hot gf unlike you turbo virgins
Get off the internet Clark. I know you like Jimmy but h ratted me out to the boss for being on here too
>and a hot gf
She's fucking Superman. Cuck Kent probably gets off to it, or at least leverages it for interviews. What a fucking freak.
Fake and gay
>Bruce Wayne
LMAO, next you're gonna say that faggpt clumsy ass reporter with the glasses from Metropolis is Superman
>one of the richest guys on the planet lives in Gotham
>it's still a massive shithole with insane poverty and crime rates
>city is also full of guys in tailor-made halloween costumes beating the shit out of these poor criminals
guys, what if the whole city is just a purpose-built playground for rich people to assault, torture and murder poor folks with no consequences?
Go back to bed, Queen. Don't you have some junkie to neglect?
I know plenty of poorfags in Gotham that assault and murder people.
Things are better now that the loonies dress up in costumes, you know to leave when you see em.
Oh yeah? Surely the most intelligent man of our generation would have been able to figure this information out, it's clearly not Bruce lame because I would have known about it.
Would you vote for him?
pov: you're about to meet another bat
Superman already tweeted it.
>Not the Hal Jordan edit
>This actually happened in the Comics
How the fuck would this even happen? The dude's got a fucking supercomputer in his basement, I'd be shocked to believe that he isn't watching Social Media for any mention of breaches like this, and shut them down the moment they happen.
This is from Injustice when Batman and Superman were first turning on each other, if memory serves the entire reason he did it is that Batman had shut down the Watchtower while they were all inside, and they had to do some shenanigans with Cyborg to get out the signal.
>tfw live in Gotham, 12 Murder Alley
>parcel services think it's a joke and won't deliver my animu figurines and full body pillows
>"who in their right mind names their street Murder Alley"
Meds
Now
Bullshit, everyone knows Batman is a CIA-funded secret agent operating extra-judicially and illegally on American soil. Just think about it for a minute
Best of goon chatter
Elon musk is Batman. Desantis is robin prove me wrong, trump is the joker.
And Jeb! Jeb! Is a big fat mess
WTF THE BAT-BATS FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>He didn't hit this.
Is he gay?
thats a man tho
Your brain is weak, your mind is weak, maybe you should stay away from the internet.
AI GENERATED FAKE NEWS
bold and brilliant
arkham knight is so fucking good, its unbelievable we still have retards who dont get it
Arkham Knight is the worst Arkham game.
That is all.
I would like to add an addendum to this statement:
I am not counting Blackgate in this assertion.
This has been deboonked
Knight > City > Origins > Asylum
Although every game does something better than the rest.
I'm afraid that's not how it goes, sonny.
For a variety of factors the tier list goes:
Origins>City>Asylum>Knight
That's because Knight is slow.
Batman is slow. The car slows down the game. And having a car slow down the game making the gadget-swap become a button and a circle selection makes it even slower.
Furthermore, the big crowds of goons on the street are a tease because when you dive into them, they all run off and leave you with, at most, 5 enemies to fight. All the big fights are scripted.
Compound that with the car getting in the way of fistfights, the detective button being on the D-pad, the riddler trophies being even MORE of a pain to collect than in City, the retarded amount of busywork sidequests and the completely underwhelming bosses, it's still a very good game, but it stumbles in so many places it's hard to call it the best.
No way that's true. He probably just gives him money for kicks or something. Rich guy like him wouldn't get off his ass for anyone.
>in my apartment earlier today
>hear some guys talking in the hallway, something about recent shooting in the subway
>everyone's been talking about this shit recently
>when does it end
>guy starts screaming about shit, banging on the door opposite me
>i'm just trying to watch re-runs of Live! With Murray Franklin, but they've always gotta make this noise
>seems to calm down at the very least, some midget came out of the room with a bit of red paint on him
>now all I can see outside my window are a bunch of unemployed teenagers wearing clown masks on the street
>gotham really is a shithole
Fake news
I hope the city tries to blow us all to pieces again, I got a mortgage to pay off
If superheroes were real their identities would be found out fast
Lois Lane knowing who batman is in the superman animated series always bothered me
LMAO Is this another tv hijacking by the joker? Like I'd fall for this shit again
Next they'll be telling us the Joker is Batman. There's 100 fucking lunatics in this city that can shapeshift, I don't believe shit anymore.
Oh, that's why when I was brainwashed in a helicopter flying around Wonder Tower looking for Batman, Strange was calling him Wayne. I thought it was his first name.