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So you're telling me this billionaire dresses up in a silly bat costume and beats up homeless drug addicts?
And you're telling me he does it for free?
>joker takes a fat shit on the street
>Clean the streets of gotham batjanny!
>*runs away laughing maniacally*
Sounds like something a billionaire would do.
>Jannyman was just a child when his parents were called the N-word by an off topic poster in Ganker Alley
patrick bateman and bruce wayne are two sides of the same coin
(You) look sus to me, Fren.
no he does it for (you)
Literally who?
Remember when it was national news that Batman wouldn't eat out Catwoman?
How can one man be so based?
>hack snyder
>so shit his daughter committed suicide
>based
he's burch adjacent. she couldn't stand being related to him.
I hate that stupid Harley Quinn show so much
>a billionaire living a luxurious and cushy life dresses up in a bat fursuit to glide around the city and beat up armed criminals just for the hell of it
2/10, get a better bait next time
it's a fricking deepfake, look at his teeth
>israelite billionaire trying to take credit for a true white hero's deeds
Gonna have to do better than that, WE shill.
>The billionare recluse who's the same size and etnicity as batman and the only person with the time and funds to be batman is in fact batman.
No shit genius.
take meds schizo, you've been huffing too much fear toxin
Oh yeah show me your posts before this was revealed saying such?
You fricking idiot, Just how many billionaires do you know that you make identifying one among the bunch so easy? By that measure you must have figured who are the Stig and the Masked Magician.
>Billionaire has time to party, be a CEO of his company including visiting a multitude of meetings, somehow manages to build entire cars and literal jets without anyone on their payroll noticing, AND fights crime for hours without anyone in his real life noticing him ever getting any wounds.
Do you know how insane you sound?
Frick, I miss Kevin Conroy.
I would gladly give him 20 years off end of my life so he could live them.
F
Batman Beyond? More like Batman BEYOND KINOOOO
It's indeed a fantastic show.
>I'm not psychotic
>I don't call myself Bruce
Bruce....
Terry is cool but the him and Bruce's dynamic is what elevated it to kino.
I like how they made him smug even if for just 2 frames.
Anon first of all the division of power is one of the great perks of democracy, is to avoid one person, one cop taking the law in its hands, is why we should want every criminal to be captured and not killed no matter how much we thirst for its blood.
Second, the biggest criminals are not the thugs on the street, is people in the Mafia or even just the crooks at rating agencies that allowed the house market crash to happen.
Well no, I can't pretend to know who are the big time criminals but I am fairly confident in knowing which ones are the small ones.
I hate how they make Terry his son. It cheapens the bond they have because now Bruce is obligated to love this kid instead of just growing into him.
Its still insane that a fricking moronic idea like "highschooler batman if he was spiderman in the future" ended up being so fricking good, the wonders of good writing and direction can do.
has time to party, be a CEO of his company including visiting a multitude of meetings,
Contrary to popular belief, CEOs don't actually do frick all. They just kinda show up and say hi to people sometimes. They don't do much actual work.
>he thinks CEO works
Lol lmao , ceo is the neet of jobs except he gets paid 6 figures
the #1 billionaire in the world does jackshit other than tweet bullshit all day
I hate how much real life sucks. Imagine if a millionaire actually did decide to become a vigilante and got caught after beating up some thugs. He would need to pay thousands of dollars to the criminals families for damages and more than likely called a racist.
What if he was israeli
Don't forget how many of the people he beats up technically are mental patients
>The whole "Batman is just a rich thug beating up the poor."
>henchmen are fricking space marine in size
>Incredibly strong.
>Police force is usually powerless to stop them.
>Armed to the fricking teeth.
>Will rob, kill, beat up, kidnap, basically anyone and everyone who is not also a henchmen
>Sometimes they even kill other henchmen.
>They are actively aware of what they are doing.
>Most of them like doing it.
>Batman is still the bad guy somehow.
Again, vigilantism is fascism.
Government agencies following the law and accountable to the people are the ones who must deal with crime, not insane anonymous thrill seekers.
ok gay
"tracked down" the coward shot him while he was handcuffed and being held by police
his only window of opportunity
he murdered someone for a relationship that by all accounts was at least partially consensual and got a handslap for it because he did it in a banana republic
Pedophile excuser
>at least partially consensual
Ah yes, when only one party is consenting, "partially consensual". Like murder is a "partial suicide" (because one of the parties is dying).
Not what happened, read up on the case, the case had more to do with homophobic morning after regret than "kidnapping", and then somebody lost their life because some moron wanted to play Punisher.
Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
the idea that someone not only writes, but believes these things is infuriating. you should be castrated and confined in an aslyum.
Yeah, they're definately not fricking with you
I agree, he should of gone to prison because the only thing less respected in prison than a cop is a child molester and he would of gotten proper justice from a whole group of bored convicts playing jump rope with his guts
actual fricking pedo
exquisite bait
it is true that he would have had a worse fate in prison but would you really let a chance to get revenge by your own hands slide like that?
t. pedo
Yea
Good thing he didn't miss
>the coward shot him
Either you're a leftist, or a pedo.
And since most leftists are pedos, your chances ain't looking too good pal.
>Murdering a man in cold blood just because you couldn't wait for the courts to do their job
>Thinking revenge accomplishes anything
Heh.. Sometimes I forget the foolish thoughts of common man..
severe consequences deter people from committing the same acts, i don't see a problem.
>cuckchan losers seething at someone who takes matters into their own hands
No wonder cucks here hate the farms
I miss it when it was on the clear net
Every single media on Tor takes 12min to load
But it kinda sounds like Null is happy with how the site is on the deep web, with no harassing troons and morons to moronic to shitpost
The victim was a pedophile; of course Ganker would side with him.
even if those anons are baiting frick them and frick pedos
>farms
gossip site for losers
LMAO, the one-man personal army thinks he can act smug about other people's moral sensibilities
Don't you have some schizos to send death threats to, oh mighty paladin?
What has to go wrong in your life for you to unironically type buzzword salad like this and post it?
This was so incredibly based man
>probably waited for hours for him to come through
>standing at at the exact right place at the exact right time
>has one shot
>shoots him right in the head
What a based moment of justice
>guy gets out after several years for good behavior and does it again
>w-we just have to put him in prison again the next time he rapes a child, that's the only solution so wE dOn'T bEcOmE lIkE hIm
>Government agencies
>following the law and accountable to the people
What the frick does Vigilantism have to do with nationalism?
>accountable to the people
LMAOOOO.
Reminder that a 911 operator hung up on a child calling for an ambulance and let her friend die because "her attitude"
The dispatcher known as Matthew Sanchez lost his job as a result of hanging up. He tried to sue the county, saying he was fired unfairly and is suffering "psychological injuries" as a result. They settled for $25,000. So, not only did this guy indirectly kill a kid- he got rewarded $25,000.
ACAB
>vigilantism is fascism
>Government agencies following the law
>vigilantism is fascism.
Vigilantism is antithetical to fascism
>Everything in the State, nothing outside the State, nothing against the State
Vigilantism is done outside the state by definition.
>Government agencies following the law
are you 12?
Nobody tell this dude what the CIA does on the regular or how they fund child-murdering terrorists to disrupt legislative governments and nations like they're handing out candy.
I dunno, funny things happen sometimes in the real world
remember when dick cheney shot a lawyer in the face and then the lawyer apologized to dick cheney afterwards?
or kevin spacey, accused of rape by a few men, saying "I'm gonna kill them with kindness" before all the accusers die in mysterious car crashes?
i'm not even the kind of person that follows and looks for these stories
Because no one can be judge jury executioner, this is a right reserved by the State by the citizens to avoid being the victims of another's subjective judgment
Shut the frick up, Aqua.
And go work on your blowjob skills
That kind of stuff happens in Batman land too though. The whole reason all the criminals were free in Arkham Knight is because they all got off on bullshit technicalities from Arkham City cause le police were meanies. Gotham has the worst legal system imaginable that always favors the criminals every time.
Arkham City wasn't run by the police or anyone with actual authority. It was literally just some random guy and his private army that paid off the Mayor to be allowed to abduct people and throw them in a super prison. There weren't any technicalities, whether they were criminals or not, their rights were violated.
new batman movie is actually pretty fun
Which one, the Keaton one or the Twilight one? Because the Keaton one had some cool scenes but I don't like that they killed him off while the Twilight one was great and I can't wait for 2.
The movie should have ended once the Diddler got caught
true, I hate the fact that it was a simple cape/detective movie but then (most likely) the director had to force in some WOWZERS extravaganza capeshit into it instead of keeping it grounded as possible
I really liked how much more active Gordon was in the movie.
maybe but that bit of character development at the end made it wirth for me
twilight, kind of a breath of fresh air since 99% of comic book adaptations are like movie equivalent of onions.
fricks sake jannies are sensitive, can't even use the word in it's general sense
Anon it's been word filtered since like 2017.
Yeah, I really liked how they did the world, the "Whodunnit" mystery they set up, and Catwoman was cute too. I'm with
that it kind of fell apart towards the end though.
babbys first neo-noir
It's a fricking Batman movie. What kind of new ground did you expect it to break?
Gotham actually looking like a colossal gothic megacity in a modern Batman adaptation is what made that movie click for me immediately.
As soon as I saw those set photos I knew we were in for something special.
I would've agreed with this in the past, but the core of Bruce's development in the movie is realizing Batman shouldn't just strike fear into the hearts of criminals, but also hope into the hearts of the citizens.
Without the 3rd act you don't get that.
Agree, the worst part about the dark knight is that it's just fricking chicago.
It bothered me because in batman begins they put some work into making the city a little more fantastical with the narrows modeled after the walled city of kowloon, the massive fractal docks, and the elevated rail.
Honestly though, my favorite live action gotham is still Batman and Robin.
I thought that one was too cartoony
I'd say Batman 89. Return's Gotham felt too obviously like a set
Based
Vigilantism is fascism
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doesn't anyone else think bruce wayne looks a lot like superman?
>Tell them your name.
>... Brian Douglas.
>Are you the REAL janny?
>No...
>No? No? Then why do you eat Hot Pockets like him?
>He's a symbol... that we don't have to reply to threads made by shitposters like you.
>Yeah, you do, Brian... you REALLY do. Oh shh shh shh...
>So, you think the janny has made Ganker a BETTER place? Hm? Give me a (You)... GIVE ME A (You)!
>You see, this is how CRAZY the janny's made Ganker! You want order on Ganker? The janny must move out of his parents' basement and get a job with monetary compensation! ... Oh, and every day he doesn't, advertisers will die... starting tonight.
>I'm a frog of my word.
>You see a oldgay like me.
>MOOT!
>No I'm not.
HOLY SHIIIIIT ITS FRICKING REAL
>Terrorists take some moron's AI deepfake seriously and actually bomb Wayne's mansion
What the frick. Was Bruce confirmed inside when it went off?
Nice try but this looks like a PS2 game, Bruce is too busy banging b***hes and using daddys trust fund to fight crime
FAKE AND GAY!
wrong I am
Honestly, with how much tech the guy has, the options are pretty narrow for who he could be. Its not like a Clark Kent thing where he's pretending to be some random unassuming schmuck. He's obviously being funded by someone with access to high tech military gear, and there can't be many defense contractors in Gotham that the company couldn't be pinned down. Even if in public he just acts like a playboy, given Bruce's very public stance on law and order in Gotham, he's an obvious candidate to be funding a high tech vigilante. The fact that no one in Gotham seems capable of putting the two together is pretty unbelieveable, though I guess people like Joker throw a wrench in that by being mostly self funded in his terrorism, though I don't think his contraptions are as high tech as say the batmobile.
Tbh the whole
>how did he get the money from
And
>but wouldn't the guys that built it know?
Would apply to basically every super villain too.
They're criminals, you can waive it away as being stolen money and gear. You can't waive away batman's stuff that easily, there aren't reports of him robbing banks, and the idea would be a departure from his apparent M.O. Maybe you can argue that he's an enforcer for another criminal group, but you'd probably be hard pressed to name any criminal group not affected by him
>can't waive away batman's stuff that easily
Actually, Riddler got a pretty good wave for him
Batman is a black ops spook. Government funded to illegally pursue vigilantism in Gotham city
Its not the worst theory, but it does have a few holes
If the government was funding a black ops spook to maintain Gotham, why didn't they hire a person with actual superpowers (if we're considering the rest of DC) or have other vigilantes in other cities with similar tech (if we're ignoring the rest of DC which I personally do, Batman's world is way more interesting without it). If its Gotham city itself funding Batman, wouldn't that money be better used investigating and getting rid of cops under the mobs pay? Or even just giving that tech to the cops when they've gotta deal with freaks like Clayface or Scarecrow? Extrajudicial reach, quick reaction time to situations involving villains and striking fear into the regular lowlifes and mobsters is a good idea, but I feel more could get done to clean up gotham with a much larger police prescense on the streets and a push against the mob bosses after a cleanup in the PD, especially with federal involvement in stuff like bank heists and racketeering investigations
Also it doesn't explain the "no killing" thing, I don't think a government spook would have much issue blasting someone like the Joker
>wouldn't that money be better used investigating and getting rid of cops under the mobs pay?
Nah, Gotham is overtaken by massive structural issues where corruption is endemic in every level of its society, private or public
Determining that it has become a problem too onerous to solve through legal means because of the red tape, an alternative solution was to set up their own brand of criminal, violent vigilantism that skirts the law without it being too obvious an extermination squad
I like depictions of Bruce where he sets stuff up to make it seem like it's physically impossible for it to be him, like in TDK. Being seen in public doing stupid shit, then at seemingly the same time, foiling some crime far away.
I remember that one time where Bruce shitposts on various forums about how Batman is Bruce Wayne.
Superman and Batman have an arrangement where once in a while they'll switch alter egos specifically so Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne can be spotted somewhere at the same time Superman/Batman is doing something.
Martian Manhunter takes over this job for the Justice league since he's a shape-shifter.
That being said, before Bruce Wayne lost (most) of his fortune he had come out in the open as partially funding batman.
Hell, at one point Lexcorp bought Batman Inc.
>B:TAS episode where Hugo Strange uses brain recordings to prove Wayne is Batman
>while being arrested, Bruce Wayne shows up to say he teamed up with Batman to bring down Strange
>turns out it was just Robin on stilts wearing a MI style flesh mask and disguising his voice
>going to get recon in the next game
I really hate rockstar right now.
I giggle at the thought that Rocksteady would have done a Justice League game... and it's a looter shooter where the JL are dressed on tacticool gear, taking cover and doing potshots with their assault rifle of potshots + 5.
Fake news. It's Hush in disguise.
Why didn't they actually use this excuse in the game?
They forgot who Thomas Elliot is.
FRICKFRICKFRICKFRICKFRICK WHAT ARE YOU DOING I'M ALIVE YOU FRICKS I'M ALIVE STOP BURNING ME I'M NOT DEAD FRICKFRICK
>That Man-Bat jumpscare every Oct 31.
No way gay
He could be a batman but not all of em
Such a coincidence that this happens after Steam goes down
nananananna nananna ACK MAN
Sex with Catwoman
she's a criminal and worse, a w*man
You already said woman twice.
only good part of that entire run
Sex with Harley Quinn
Batman would smell like shit when he's fresh out of his costume without taking a shower. Don't know why so much media has him fricking while wearing it.
as collegehumor said
Are they the same guys that made that video where Bane rips off Batman's head and then uses it as a fleshlight? The costumes look similar to that.
>Bane rips off Batman's head and then uses it as a fleshlight
I'm sorry what?
if you ever interacted with women you'd know that the smell of sweat of a man they like drives them crazy
I miss more fun Catwoman. I miss when Western comic book artists were based.
new 52 catwoman was terrible though.
I like that purple Batgirl costume but I hate when they put a post-wall Barbara in it. She should only be wearing that if she is very young.
>new 52 catwoman
March is the only reason why I supported those floppies. Same with William II's Batwoman
he's better now than before I think
I liked the halloween double date comic issue of batman & catwoman with superman & Lois lane where they exchanged their costumes. It was slightly funny.
that's the only issue from that run I remember
Catwoman was super thirsty for batman in that run. It was crazy fun.
I didn't like bruce's characterization. he was a pathetic jobber. great clay mann art though at times.
You know in this panel, superman could hear them making out with his super hearing and is kinda jealous of them.
I love cute slim women with sexy short hair so freaking much it's unreal
culture
>"Whats wrong? Scared?"
?t=936
>Batman fakes his death and then continues fighting crime with fear gas, roleplaying as a vengeful spirit
Knight's story was pretty shit but the ending is genuinely satisfying. Can't wait for them to shit all over it with the Suicide Squad game.
NO FRICKING WAY ITS NOT POSSIBLE ITS NOT
I'm seething that Warner Brothers wouldn't let Rocksteady make the Superman game in the Arkham verse and instead has killed the entire franchise with this piece of shit suicide squad looter shooter. What a waste of time.
I don't even know why they continued with the Looter Shooter idea the instant they saw Avengers' spectacular failures. They still had years before they had to commit to anything fully, it would require them going back to the drawing board on gameplay but they're smart so what the hell?
It will be funny when they show off the game again. I can't recall the last time a big AAA game got such a gigantic backlash from a trailer.
I have to assume they will try to cut out the loot shit now due to the immense hate they got for it.
>I can't recall the last time a big AAA game got such a gigantic backlash from a trailer.
valve's artifact
game so shit they don't mention it anywhere
>artifact
Nobody really gives a shit about card games
>Could've had Superman Arkham game.
>Could've had Batman Arkham Beyond but with Damian instead of Terry.
>Got Gotham Knights and Suicide Squad instead
WB is such a moronic company
Don't forget
>Paul Dini wrote Arkham Aslyum and City
>Rocksteady didn't want to pay Dini fair wages for the third game
>hired someone "in house" to write Knight
>Conroy and Hamil have both stated doing VA for Knight was terrible.
>hired someone "in house" to write Knight
homie they brought Geoff Johns, the same moron who ruined Justice League
He also reused his Jason Todd Scarecrow plot for his Titans TV show
How many billionaires are necessary to make a hero? Three, two to die and one to never get over it!
Reminder the leaks for Suicide Squad which were proven accurate so far based on the trailers said that the ending of the game is moronic time travel shit going back to around the time of Arkham Asylum so that they can have Joker alive and Batman's identity back to being a secret. But it doesnt really matter anyways as SS will bomb so hard that we wont get another Arkham game.
More fricking liberal propaganda. Bruce Wayne would never.
He's literally IN THE ROOM with a villain who fricks with people's minds for fun. Besides I saw Bruce go into Wayne Tower after he carved up one of my boys' faces, never came out again. Billionaires are wack but not Batman wack.
Trailer was well edited
This is Fake. Superman would say if it's real or not and he hasn't yet posted any---
Is that Injustice? Kek.
Yeah, if I remember correctly, Batman realized they were about to expose his identity, so he shut down all communications Supes had. Supes and his team literally had to focus all their power just to make that tweet
You're probably bullshitting me, but I'll believe it anyway because it's funny.
TL:DR
>supes makes some speech from the Watchtower about to expose bats
>Bats goes SHUT IT DOWN
>Everything is shut down, from all communications to the Watchtower
>Supes uses Cyborg's computers to tweet that Batman is Bruce Wayne
Lmao. It's so weird that Superman has a fricking Twitter. I can see Spider-Man or some other young hero having it, but not fricking Superman.
>what the frick? the only hero with no super powers has all kinds of counter-measures against us SUPER heroes? HES GONE INSANE
what were they expecting?
Since it's Injuctice, I assuming that Supes is the butthole in this stituation, yes?
Yes. This happens very early in the plotline as the comics starts with the Joker tricking Superman into killing Lois Lane which also sets off a nuke in Metropolis. Superman tries to take more and more matters into his hands, with Batman forming the opposition. During this particular moment, Robin is the one who suggests posting to common social media about it when everyone else is overthinking it.
>Injustice
Someone post THE BUTLERING.
Beautiful, thank you.
I like how he puts Batman before Bruce Wayne.
It isn't Bruce Wayne larps as Batman.
It's Batman larps as Bruce Wayne
Honestly? I'm surprised this worked in the comic. You're telling me that Billionaire Bruce Wayne, who owns a Fricking Supercomputer, doesn't have shell moderator accounts on every social media platform that auto-fry posts that reveal his secret Identity, particularly when said posters are people he actively knows know his identity.
in a different comic, batman is shown to have bot accounts that actually reveal he is bruce wayne, but are designed to post like a conspiracy schizo in order to poison the notion of it being true
People in Gotham have been guessing everybody forever now. If ONLY the tweets about Bruce Wayne were getting fried, that would be super obvious.
I mean, yeah that's why it also goes off when someone posts that Clark Kent is Batman or Barry Allen is Batman
Never change, Hal.
Thought it was going to be ur a gayet
Yeah, right, and I'm fricking Superman! Stop spreading lies homosexual.
How in the frick the goverment actually allowed Hugo Strange to actually make a whole city to keep criminals and insane people inside?
Corruption aside, you have to be REALLY stupid to believe that idea wasn't gonna blow sooner or later
People need to recognize that the plot of City is moronic
Asylum is the only one with an actual good plot.
Asylum starts with Joker soloing most of the lockdown facility. The original trail of bodies you're following is all Joker kills on trained guards.
Joker regularly goes toe to toe with Batman and Batman can clear a room full of trained, armed guards in a few minutes.
Yep. Like all of them are good games, but Asylum is the only one wrote by Dini without it being tainted by Rocksteady's hacks and it shows
It goes even beyond that. I could complain more but one thing I found baffling was Batman "investigation" of Protocol 10
>*barges into some villain's lair
>WHAT IS PROTOCOL TEN!
>they don't know
Why didn't he do the ol' hang-em-from-a-ledge to one of Tyger's goons? He gets roped into the Joker's plan for no good reason, really, because he should be investigating Strange
Protocol Ten is also massively moronic. The plan is mass executions apparently. Like, the whole of Arkham City is a stretch, but ya can sorta buy it because it's an experiment, Gotham has massive problems with crime, yadda yadda. But imagine a city council ordering an actual bombardment by a PMC against their own city on the state of fricking New Jersey. It's fricking insane
>batman if you try to stop me I will reveal your secret
>you're stopping me? guess i'm gonna slowly lecture you from my tower and do nothing
>my goons lost sight of the guy whose tactics i've been studying for years? probably fell and died lol
They were clearly just big John Carpenter fans.
As stupid as it is, when you've had megapsycho villains like the fricking Joker running around for years now, you keep throwing their asses in the most maximum security of maximum security prisons you've got and they just keep busting out, when one guy suggests a new solution to keep them contained forever and it seems like it'll work, at that point you're just desperate.
Yeah i get your point, but still, one thing is "super prison n° 310 for super criminals" and another is "guys i just watched Johnny English and had a brilliant idea: giant island/city turns into giant prison, can't possibly fail!" (or Kingdom Come's gulag for superpeople in general for another dumb example)
It is still definitely stupid, I'm not excusing it. But if I had to record like one audio log that excuses it as to then start ten thousand arguments, that's what it would say. Gotham City Council desperately going "frick it, let's make those corruptionbux go the distance so we can have some peace for once" and Strange hitting them with some mind frickery.
In the last game blackgate got blown up and arkham was torn apart by the villains and Ivy's plants, so its not like theres anywhere else to put them. Plus quincy sharp had a lot of charisma, and in the tie in comics Strange orchestrated some terrorist attacks to make the public fearful and more open to the idea of putting a part of the city under martial law.
I really like the arkham knight suit but it really does not do his neck well and makes him look like a midget as a result.
They should just have Roger Craig Smith (Batman voice in Origins) come back and voice either more young Bruce (like before Origins) or old Bruce in a Beyond game. He was surprisingly good.
Yup. He was good. https://youtu.be/DgEoGPwXA8g
Bro I watched Bruce Wayne get his ass kicked and club burned down two years ago, yeah right that rich pussy is batman.
And I thought he was just some rich gay pedophile with dead parents.
>Implying he's not a gay rich pedophile with dead parents as well as an autist running around in a batsuit
Why do you think his sidekick is a little boy in spandex?
Boys. He has a revolving door of little boys as his "wards".
He had a girl with him a few times and she had a Bat costume like his. I don't know if they were banging or what, I hope not because she looked a little young. I wonder what happened to her.
This is why mainstream media hate this place
it's one fakenews after the other
>the best side missions are DLC
Yikes. What a fricking mess of an idea and game
>you now remember the trailer for this shit game came out in 2020
>you now remember they said it would be out in 2022 and people laughed at the almost 2 year wait
>fast forward 2023
>it's still another year away
When they saw how god awful live service games were received like Avengers they had to pivot and backpedal like crazy.
Than Gotham Knights flopped spectacularly so they panicked again.
Then prople rightfully tore apart the trailer as just having bland appeal and terrible designs.
They just can't stop fricking up. When it's released it will be because they hit a "frick it, ship it" point.
On top of all this the guy who leaked the pic here a few months ago which was real btw as it got a WB takedown notice said the game was in a very bad technical state
Do you have an link for those archived threads?
I feel like most games do this nowadays so it's not even really funny anymore. I can count on one hand, the amount of games from the past 5 years that got announced within a year of their release date and then also actually came out on that date.
Rocksteady used to have a great reputation, it's more sad than funny.
Of course, most of the team that worked on the Arkham games have left the company.
>Rocksteady used to have a great reputation, it's more sad than funny.
It's sad alright, garbage studio.
Ugly Harley Quinn
She's an empowering female icon, anon, no longer a meat to be ogled and exploited
Looks at this revolting art, cis hetero scum artists make of her.
Becomes popular due to her sexiness, DC proceeds to spend millions desexualizing her for Twatter points
It was more than just her being sexy. She had this bubbly and ditzy personality that was really charming. This, plus the phenomenal design, great voice acting and the deeper exploration of her Joker relationship made her one of the most interesting characters DC had created in years
Then DC proceed to dismantle all these things one by one
They got rid of her jester costume and first dressed her like a prostitute when it was 2011, later in a jumpsuit bc of Current Year
Then she wasn't ditzy anymore, but a super genius psychologists
Then she's not even obsessed with the Joker anymore, she's proudly queer with Poison Ivy...
>Even the fricking Harley Queen TV show acknowledged it was fricked up.
And then it basically plays it straight anyway
That show is the completely awful, it has really funny moments and characters sometimes, but anything about Harley herself is garbage
>That show is the completely awful
I think ou are not supposed to take it seriusly, it's just a little comedic distraction.
I also think it's supposed to be aimed at a younger audience.
>I think ou are not supposed to take it seriusly
Yeah, it says that. And then has "deep" moments about Harley hurting her friends because she wants to surpass the Joker or whatever
It an indecisive parody with bizarre morals and jokes that could actually land if they weren't desperate to virtue signal
>They got rid of her jester costume and first dressed her like a prostitute when it was 2011,
Peak Harley, the jester outfit is shit
cringe
based
the jester outfit is good except for the hat. never liked the bald capping masks.
>Mentally unstable woman who falls in love with an abusive psychotic terrorist and commits crimes with him for years
Sounds very empowering. Even the fricking Harley Queen TV show acknowledged it was fricked up.
See you in 2033.
>Actually falling for this blatantly obvious psyop
You people are actually so moronic it's baffling, clearly just a deepfake by Scarecrow. Let me guess you also think Superman is just some random reporter as well, don't you?
>billionaire
>fights criminals
Completely made up story
Remember when they killed off the Joker only to bring him back, with 4 fricking "Jokers" in Knight? Batman has so many good villains and the Arkham games portray most of them really fricking well, what is it with Rocksteady and the Joker?
>what is it with Rocksteady and the Joker?
That's just modern Batman media in general, everyone in their grandma loves to see Batman and Joker go up against each other. Even the Robert Pattison Batman movie couldn't help but feature the Joker as well
I'm glad they cut the Joker scene in that movie.
They're Arkham games, not just Batman games. It's about the loonies, and Joker is the most loony.
The idea is that no one is as threatening to Batman, ideologically and sometimes physically, than Joker. He's considered Batman's final boss. Everyone else is kind of corny and small-scale in comparison.
I don't necessarily agree, but this is what's going on in exec's heads.
>Batman has so many good villains and the Arkham games portray most of them really fricking well, what is it with Rocksteady and the Joker?
You don't make a Sonic game without Eggman
>we could have had Azrael
>instead we just get Jason
>despite them insisting the knight wasn't Jason
>despite everyone guessing immediately that the knight *was* Jason since the very first showing
>he just ended up being a dumbed down Jason on top of all of that
At least the guns were cool when you play as him. I guess.
Paul Dini didn't write it, so the writers who did actually write it didn't have the integrity to actually try and do a story that wasn't easy fanservice
Name one (1) villain that would be a good replacement for Batman’s nemesis.
I have no argument but I like Two-Face.
>Clayface falls into a pool of immortality liquid
>nothing weird happened except him being too liquidy afterward
>Rocksteady hasn't made a new game since Arkham Knight, which came out in 2015
>Monolith Productions hasn't made a new game since Shadow of War, which came out in 2017
Isn't Monolith making that Wonder Woman game?
>Wonder woman game in current year
I shudder at the thought of the designs and girl bossing
>Trusting a livefeed that comes straith from fricking Scarecrow.
Lmao
Oh great, another schizo thread!
>Superman actually works for a newspaper in Metropolis
I guess that theory could make sense if it means he's banging that Lois Lane chick while on the job, but its still a moronic theory,
>Lois Lane chick
Holy shit am I going or insane or does anyone else remember her being White, turned on the news this morning and she was fricking brown coulda sworn she was White
Take your meds Anon, she's always a brown tomboy. She's definitely cucking that glasses hick with Superman.
>not enjoying the pleasure of coloured assertive women
Learn from Nightwing
Nope, I thought that too. Speaking of which, did someone catch Gotham's Mist Wanted last night?
Did Deadshot looked, uh, tanned to anyone else?
This is a pic from a episode 4 years ago next to the one that aired last night
Blame suicide squad.
>DC gays trying to put Deadshot and fricking Bloodsport of all people on the same level as Deathstroke the Terminator.
Lol
lmao
Peacemaker too
Although at least Deadshot is like, the second best assassin around
With Joker gone, you think I might have a chance with Harley? I always wanted a piece of that!
>sticking your dick in crazy
Some anons never learn, i guess
Batman is a robot designed by the US Government, working "rogue". We've been over this. It is physically impossible for a human to do what Batman does. He's there to "stop" false flags and to scare us into submission. Bruce Wayne is busy fricking supermodels, crashing his Bentley and shilling libtard causes. He's a moron.
Why would they make a robot that needs to drive?
It's just his charging station, and to get him from point A to B faster.
I'm told Poison Ivy actually brainwashes her followers, but doing that gets me close to her fricking incredible boobs and ass. How much trouble could I get in, I mean I was technically under duress, I'm sure the courts will go easy if I get in trouble.
You'll be fed to her plant.
How do I get a Catwoman gf?
Well first you're gonna need dead parents, preferably shot right in front of you
>hot
>peak strength
>peak intelligence
>autistic
>dress in bat costume
>11 anos
DAMN BRAT
>Selina and Bruce
Could it ever work out?
they did decades ago
No, it never does. It was the thrill that attracted them, in all canon versions. Batman would have been better with Wonder Woman than her being with Superman but Bruce is married to his job to be forever alone.
Not the real Selena Kyle. Selena is a bombshell blonde, with green eyes, not a brown goblin.
who the frick is "selena"?
>Selena is a bombshell blonde
Selena is almost always has black hair.
Selina is red headed.
sexoooo
Easy. Just be in the top 0.000000000001 percentile of the male population on terms of looks, muscles, athleticism, money, intelligence and dick
>Walks out on you at the alter.
>Sleeps with other men behind your back
>Indecisive as frick
I'm not sure why people want a Catwomen gf outside of the leather bondage appeal.
If it's the fitness, then there's plenty of women who've fricked Bruce that are fit.
Society has been convincing young men that it's their job to fix bad girls instead of going and finding one that isn't broken.
>Walks out on you at the alter.
that was because she thought it would potentially get him or others killed
>Sleeps with other men behind your back
when they weren't together.
>Indecisive as frick
only in recent years, otherwise he has traditionally been the indecisive one.
Yeah, but consider the following.
Why would you have a Catwomen gf.
When you could have a Wonder Woman gf or Lois Lane gf?
Hell, a Zatana, Black Canary, Hawkgirl gf?
There's far better types of women to date in DC.
because the feisty cat girl with a big ass is superior
What tactical advantage do armpit cutouts offer?
They distract the enemy.
They allow me to freely drink from them, while still allowing body heat to create the sweat.
Realistically though, they would allow the suit to breathe much much better.
quick access
They're good distractions.
Range of motion. Visually it breaks up a plain black catsuit.
Was is modern comic art so ass and lame?
There are no real comic artists anymore. None of them understand sequential art, composition, or color theory.
Modern comic writers are also all failed TV writers, so they don't understand the medium either.
>Zatana
Just imagine the sex.
yeah or baby doll! hey wait a minute.. wtf were they thinking with this character.
Catwoman and Batmans relationship is the "I can fix him" but the roles reversed and even then Catwoman is painfully average for one of his antagonists. All she does is steal shit from corrupt frickers. Shes not Joker or Zsazs who murder innocents every waking hour.
I tried to read Wonder Woman comics once but they were all very weird and sexually charged. Just every issue was her getting tied up or fighting some very boring villain that was trying too hard to be quirky.
Did you read a 40s Wonder Woman comic? Those are going to be outdated. Wonder Woman was created by this psychologist who was also a polygamist and obsessed with bondage.
Starting in 70s Wonder Woman essentially became a female James Bond, like in the Lynda Carter show.
The late 80s and the 90s Wonder Woman comics (like this one
) have aged the best if you're looking for fun action comics with a fit Wonder Woman.
Yeah I tried reading them in order like I did with other superheroes and was turned off. When you start Batman or Spider-Man or anyone else that started off that far back, it's not nearly as weird as Wonder Woman was. I guess I'll give a 70's or 80's run a try though since I have been interested in getting into her again lately.
DC doesn't really work for reading at the beginning, Golden Age is just weird and outdated. If isn't really true for Marvel's Silver Age though, you can just start at the beginning. The original Spider-Man comics hold up very well, and remained good up to the 90s.
Personally I recommend the Artemis run (#90-100) and the John Byrne run (#101-136).
Is it ever explained why she's so buff in this story?
>eceleb thread
>WIND is down 10% already
wtf Ganker told me Wayne Industries was a good investment
Again with this bullshit?
Therr is zero chance Batman is just one guy. Nobody can be a master in 20 martial arts, inventor, expert driver, coder, detective and all thar shit Batman does. It's clearly a group of a dozen guys or something like that.
Doesn't Gotham have literal shapeshifters and disguise experts? Why would they believe the footage?
Reminder that Bruce, Batman or not, is a damn pussy magnet
I like to think DCAU Bruce spend some happy years with Wonder Woman but eventually left her because he realized he was aging and she wasn't
Do you think Ra's fricked Bruce?
That's pretty much the first thing I asked myself when I watched that episode.
>2023
>Still no Terry movie or game
pain
>"Razz Al'gul"
>A common mistake
>That time Bruce Wayne was black out drunk on Gotham Tonight and couldn't string together 2 sentences
Yes, that is our Caped Crusader, surely.
He's just like me!
DC needs a game where you can play as many different characters like that marvel game on switch
There was a Justice League game on the PS2 that was basically DC's Ultimate Alliance. I have some fond memories of it, but a lot of PS2 games I had fond memories of turned out to be shit
Hawkbros, the up-coming Hawkgirl mini will be shit again, isn't?
>troony writer
um
What is the best batman game
Batman Forever on the super nintendo. My favorite part was when the game said, "Please wait."
It's Knight.
People will say it is City or Asylum, but it's Knight.
And Origins was not that bad.
Asylum if you care more about the Batman part.
City or Origins if you care more about the game part.
>
People will say it is City or Asylum, but it's Knight.
And Origins was not that bad.
reminder that arkham knight was so shit because they hired some in-house writer instead of paul dini who had been writing the previous games
dini said that his vision for the game was going to involve hush and not the arkham knight shit
>dini said that his vision for the game was going to involve hush and not the arkham knight shit
of course it was, Hush had a set up during arkaham city
Uh huh, yeah? A guy like him?
Fricking really, you're a moronic Black person, Bruce Wayne is a billionaire, if he wanted to fix Gotham he'd buy his way to mayor and hire some goons to clear the place out.
Why is Batman a thing when the rest of DC exists? Hell, the Flash could be EVERYWHERE at once and stop crimes before they even happen but he...doesnt for some reason.
What do you think WB will say as the excuse for why Suicide Squad bombs?
Racism, sexism, bigotry...
You know, the usual woke charade.
Organised hate campaign of course. When you’ve got a cheap, low effort way to deflect all criticism, why not use it?
BRUCE WAYNE, b***h
Thank god the boomerang guy isn't out fighting crime, our lives would be over then
Was this shoot really necessary?
sauce me hoss
it's from some new 52 issue where the joker pranks her. the entire run is garbage and not worth reading.
>an entire catwoman run not worth reading
color me surprised
the 90s one is fun
Brubaker's run is good.
>not worth reading.
your pic doesn't really support that
that's from tom king's batman/catwoman which is also not very good (super edgy elseworld). but the art is great.
I think it's Clay Mann, gorgeous art
DC seems to pair its worst writers with its best artists for some reason
yep
What the hell is this?
Hugo Strange is a weird guy
I'm amazed there aren't more capeshit games but I guess DC is just incompetent on all fronts
They truly are. Marvel jumped at the games opportunity right away, licensing a ton of games just based on comics even for obscure character, producing a fricking ton of Spider-Man games, the crossovers with Capcom, etc.
DC mostly only bothered with games for adaptations of movies and shows. They only allowed the Arkham games because a planed TDK game fell through.
Sometimes I wish we got a Dark Knight game instead.
Why does the guy on the left arm and shoulder mog batman
>"I can't believe he's dead puddin!"
>"I can't believe he didn't die the first time he dressed up as a bat and jumped off a building"
Harley Quinn got done dirty by Knight, she literally doesn't tell any jokes while entirely themed on clownshit.
She made a joke about Joker jerking off once.
That's in City
I thought you meant the series as a whole. It makes sense for her not to be cracking jokes in Knight since she's still in mourning and has mostly dropped the clown motif.
Harley Quinn is always a terrible character when not written by Paul Dini and/or voiced by Arleen Sorkin
where's my Cassandra Cain game
I can use photoshop too, homosexual.
>The one genuine aspect of Bruce Wayne is that he's a massive horndog, just constantly horny
>It's such a problem that he even does it as Batman
>He does develop feelings for a number of these women, but he just as often awkwardly fricks off and ghosts them because he's in it primarily for the sex
Youre dead and buried darling
They shared a nice moment in Knight that really didn't go anywhere, which is a real shame cause Ivy and Batman is interesting too
I'm gonna get shit for this but every Harley costume that wasn't her classic costume was a mistake
This is the world’s coldest take, many people think this
What I will say is that her Rocksteady designs are infinitely worse than any other interpretation of her
Nah.
Knight > City > Asylum
Everyone looks too goofy in Asylum.
I liked Asylum's art style the most precisely because it was the most stylized.
I mean I understand that is what they were going for, but everyone still looks wsy too goofy.
They look even more goofy than how those samw characters have looked in the past 20 years of Batman comics.
They did make the best rendition of her classic outfit in Knight as part of the DLC at least. Too bad you can't have it replace her outfit in the main game.
They added jiggle physics to her ass when Batman picks her up in the movie studio.
Shit taste, her Rocksteady designs are the best Harley designs of all time, the upcoming one not though, that ones shit
Why does Batman like cats?
Hunter Biden?
tfw no art deco game
People complain about the Joker being in Knight but he had his best lines and jokes in that game.
>Mission begins in 30 seconds
No matter how stupid Knight gets, its absolutely brimming with excellent moments like this. The general prose is very good except for Scarecrow and Jason but everyone is so captivating and entertaining. We didn't know how good we had it.
I agree. But Ivy deserved better.
There was one line of Scarecrow's that I did like but don't quite recall, during one of the predator encounters where you've taken out most of the men he begins describing the body's physical response to the sensation of fear.
Ara ara
Bro how the frick can Bruce Wayne be Batman? Dude is busy being an alpha male fricking models.
I miss when capeshit was based
this was stupid though.
Youre stupid, thats based
a well written catwoman would have just attacked them to begin with, not done an entire pointless dance.
A well-written Batman would have killed Joker and prevented thousands of atrocities
moron
shut the frick up batman, go check your so-called asylum and see if he's still there lol
Has batman ever considered making a personal prison cell in the batcave and just hired his own security personnel. Arkham hasn't had a great track record. No murder needed, just build your own supermax underground
So if bruce wayne is batman, and that watchtower leak a while back said clark kent is superman, then who the hell is flash?
Isn't it obvious? Ted Kord
Frick injustice and frick whatever rock steady is doing after reading the leaks, they will be lucky surviving after the SS game
Can't wait for the DC movies to reboot since Snyder train wreck
How much porn do you think bruce timm drew? I know there's harley lewds but he's got to have some other shit too.
A whole book.
Perfect physically but she is literally a cleptomaniac schizo.
>she is literally a cleptomaniac schizo.
That's what makes her the best girl though
it doesn't get any more based than fixing villains through the power of dick
Their breakup comic is pretty good too
when she claws a girl's face?
Yeah
>they're too different to be together
We all know Two-Face is the best batman villain, right?
Say something nice about her
I shot my very first load to her movie.
no
She's smoking hot and the movie is so bad its fun to watch.
>Give her a super sexo and stylish outfit early in the movie
>Replace it with ugly as frick fetish gear garbage with sandals later
I really liked this movie and thought it had a lot of SOUVL but it was also filled with moments where I constantly ask myself what the frick were they thinking
Cute black women with short hair are pure sexo
I look like this.
post your pics or gtfo
That's a wig.
Bizarre video
sexo video
Raised the bar on how sexy Catwoman should be.
No
nice corpoganda "Oh billionaires are good actually because they secretly donate all their money to vigilante justice and fighting crime"
Bullshit.
Am I the only one who liked Knight Scarecrow? I know his voice was completely wrong for the same character from Asylum, but it was well acted. His bad villain plans are really no worse than the rest of the writing. The only time his writing truly dipped into full clownshoes was when you're driving in the underground tunnel under Port Adams looking for Ivy's next roots, where he starts inexplicably jerking Batman off and talking about how he represents hope. But for the rest of the game, he is cool and threatening.
Decided to search trough hbo max batman movies catalog and they have a surprisingly huge number of batman animated movies. Even the lego ones are somewhat decent.
Also watch the flash point paradox and the suicide squad hell to pay shortly after.
knight scarecrow makes sense but i really wish rush had more involvement. the arkaham knight was obviously the worst part of the game story wise
>his voice was completely wrong
homeboy got chewed up by a alagatorBlack personlad
average comfy Ganker and Ganker thread on Ganker
when does harley join the bat family
thankfully never
Why don't Wonder Woman and her sisters look like this in the films?
Because actual snu snu sized women are few and far between and CGI enlarging would look dumb
>billionaire playboy dresses up as a superhero to hide his identity
>doesnt realize hes rich, straight, and white in america and could probably just take to the streets and start killing people of color and noone would do anything about it
Harley should always be in a Harlequin outfit, because her name is built on that for the sake of puns
her outfits should at least be jester like. the more recent ones looking nothing like old harley, they have some details indicating that she is a jester but she is mostly just a bawd.
her outfit on arkaham asylum made sense since she was in a fricking asylum.
I think batman is gay for the joker and is completely fine if all of gotham dies for his fetish.
I think you're dumb.
No-one cares if you love clown dick.
>Let's take the Flashpoint comic and remove what made it popular in the first place
Amazing, truly.
That entire movie is basically
>What if Man of Steel but Flash and Batman
Its amazing to think they wasted actual resources to make this, even bringing back the same fricking actors from ten years ago. And it bombed.
It amazes me they decided to adapt Flashpoint, keep the Barry Allen fricks up time part. Then instead of adapting the rest of Flashpoint, which mind you was already shit to begin with. They decided just to do Spiderman No Way Home meets Man of Steel.
ezra miller still being able to work in hollywood tells me he knows some serious fricking shit about someone
He's got some good credentials
better actors have been blacklisted for much, much, much less
If Bruce Wayne is Batman, then who is Robin?
pits
> redhead catwoman
Yes. Ha-ha! YES!
Here's a remade one, that bitrate was driving me insane. If you want anything else from the movie let me know.
what is this? looks fun
Batman Ninja. It's basically "What if Batman got isekai'd into ancient Japan".
>The faces of predictable dissapointment when Raph charges in.
Its the little things.
No way man. If Bruce Wayne was indeed batman then using his money he would have made arkham an inescapable labyrinth. Instead criminals just break out every now and then. Batman may be rich but Bruce Wayne has infinite wealth, so its unlikely they are the same person.
>no teen titans game
Am I wrong or did Bruce give Gordon everything he needed to figure out his identity when he brought him in on the secret of the medical lab/prison he'd built under the dilapidated studio he'd just purchased
fake news
Aw sweet my favorite fortnite character
who would be the most accurate analog to Bruce Wayne in the real world (ignoring the Batman part of it)?
catwoman was kino in telltale batman games
This had zero right to be as good as it was, the only iffy thing was the obvious black female self-insert and even then you can tell her to frick off. Probably the only time they managed to make the Joker actually sympathetic without gutting his character
yeah, it really cool that they've actually bothered for once to make choices meaningful leading to completely different route