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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    best cod mission

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah man
      >and remember no russian
      im thinking this one's better

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The mission where you just hold shoot for half of it then run outside in a parkling lot is better mission.
        Fricking moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He actually shot the civillians
          What the frick is wrong with you?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you dont shoot the civs at least once, makarov turns on you

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              ... Doesn't he always kill you at the end anyways?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wanted to do a realistic roleplay of a glowBlack person.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He didn't roleplay a israeli golem accurately.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >LE SHOCK VALUE BRO
        boring

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          To this day I feel so weirded out that "the shock moment" became a hard rule for every single COD game. Like yeah, Aftermath was fantastic, but I don't feel it stood out as the one thing that "made" the game. Or maybe I just completely missed the brouhaha at the time.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shock value is a meme and doesn't exist outside Reddit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      20 minutes of walk and talk is nowhere near the best CoD missions and isn't even close to top 5 in its own game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/hUL2KIM.jpg

      HE SAID THE LINE

      I remember when I was a kid that nuke mission blew my fricking mind, I just didn't think video games were capable of displaying anything like that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What really fricked me up about that mission as a kid is that they got rid of half the cast in one second. No wonder Shepherd was so pissed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's not stalingrad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not
      TANK? DID YOU SAY TANK?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that would be pavlov's house

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best CoD mission of all time is objectively Cliffhanger

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Roach, go to plan B.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This is Major Petrov! Name one good gacha game! You have five seconds to comply!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's iconic.

      nah man
      >and remember no russian
      im thinking this one's better

      >DUDE RUSSIANS BAD AM I RIGHT?
      >LE SHOCKING TERRORIST ACT

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DUDE RUSSIANS BAD AM I RIGHT?
        100% correct.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember that Russian act of bombing a van full of children because a brown person was driving. Horrifying.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            “Butwhataboutamerica” is the new “dindu nuffin”

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I AM SILLY

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                For chomsky you're being kind to only call him silly.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I am a linguistics professor
              Holy shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers wont remember but the best COD mission is Crossing the Rhine in COD2.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >beating up LE NATZEES

        fricking israelite

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers are old enough to have played CoD2 at launch

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          My maths was wrong, frick me right!?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            too right guvna your maffs was propa wrong

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now it's going on a scale of the entire country.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will have sex with the 60 year old ukranians

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        someone needs to give the grannies some love

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon is the gilf hunter we've all been asking for

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >high supply of milfs
      Hell yeah

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you're a russian/ukranian who doesn't want to go die in this gay pointless war, what do you do?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >somehow all the young women are dead too, despite not being drafted
      really jogs the nog

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        lack of bbc, this hwy we need to open our borders more

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a butt plug.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing wrong with this, the problem is that they're letting women leave the country.
      The prostitutes are supposed to warm the beds of the men who survive.
      Ideally you would war so 30-40% of your men die then simply let the surviving men have extra wives.
      The boys should be put to work as soon as they are able and the girls should be married off in return for gifts and payments by her prospective husband.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can we nuke the Russians yet?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        For what?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could've sworn he says
    >and the whole world just FRICKING watched
    Huh, Streissand effect I guess.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was a different character in the sequel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong game AND character homie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's also not the Streissand effect

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you fricked up every single thing about your post

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn bro, you butchered this entire post. Only thing that could have fricked it up more is if you quoted the wrong Anon. Betcha fricked up the captcha a couple times too, didn' ya?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the older cods worth playing? Not a zoomer was just a huge weeb back then

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends what you mean by older. The WWII ones are fun enough, especially if you like the period and have watched enough WWII movies.

      The 3 Modern Warfare games are Michael Bay kino. Good set pieces and fun to playthrough.

      World at War/Black Ops/Black Ops 2 are great as well, not the kind of campaigns you'd expect from CoD at its popular peak and yearly releases.

      Or go for the DEEPEST LORE and play zombies.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        shit on the gameplay all you like the older CoDs up to black ops 3 had some pretty fun campaigns if you want action movie shlock

        Sounds pretty kino. I've been getting into old cheesy action movies so this sounds good to me. Thanks anons I'll pick some up during the steam sale

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      shit on the gameplay all you like the older CoDs up to black ops 3 had some pretty fun campaigns if you want action movie shlock

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >had some pretty fun campaigns if you want action movie shlock
        This is the key. Go in for Michael Bay set pieces and America Frick Yeah and you won't be disappointed.
        Playing the most recent CoD campaign every year was a guilty pleasure of mine.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
        to play not really I found it always rather boring

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ehh, infinite warfare had a pretty good campaign. You had the spaceship battles, zero gavity sections and the choice to do optional missions to get more weapons to play with in the story missions. The only bad thing about it was towards the end where they started killing characters back to back. That felt really forced because apparently a cod campaign can't last more than 5 hours.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone who starts a written responds with a typed out vocal snare, or "Na" are morons not worth listening to.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you were only going to play one of them pick 2 or 4

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        CoD 2? Modern warfare 2? Or MW2?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. I find myself replaying 1, United Offensive and 2 annually. Sometimes 4 aswell.

      1 was such a blast for me since having so many friendly soldiers fight alongside you is something I really enjoyed since even WW2 games at the time had you being a one-man army. Even at the time the handling is super smooth and every gun feels good to use, music is good and there is a lot of personality in both the friendly and enemy npcs. Then not to mention there are so many memorable moments I still find myself enjoying: Joining Cpt. Foley in Staine-Mere-Eglise, riding shotgun with Sgt. Moody and Pvt. Elder, some real bullshit going in solo as SAS to sabotage a dam and the Tirpitz, landing in Stalingrad and only getting five bullets with no rifle and sent into battle, getting shot down over Netherlands and joing the dutch resistance, fighting in the Battle of Kursk, then in 2 there's the battle of El Alamein and retaking Hill 400.

      In that sense it was almost like Half-Life 1, it kept a really good facade and presentation while feeling really good to play.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2007 game runs perfectly at 120 fps
    They dont make devs like they used to

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      CoD4 has that weird Halo Custom Edition thing where the animations are frame locked even though the actual game isn't. CoD2 had perfect support for it outside of MP though so I have no idea how they fricked that up

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >16 year old game runs well on modern hardware
      WHO COULD'VE GUESSED????

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >THATS WHAT HE MEANT RIGHT NOT THAT ALOT OF OLDER GAMES BREAK PAST 60 RIGHT????????

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          7th gen CoD games were designed to be ran on 60 FPS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2007 game runs perfectly at 120 fps
      No, it doesn't. It's based on Quake 3 and it's engine, so the jump height is bugged at higher framerates and causes more fall damage

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        if thats the case it must be really minor because I had zero issues regarding that

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            wow. literally unplayable

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Clearly it's not perfect.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                just uninstalled the game. I cant believe I was playing when I could jump 1 inch higher. jesus christ........

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >claim it runs perfectly at 120 fps
                >it literally doesn't
                just accept the lose

                modern games might be demanding, but usually they work perfectly if you can reach 120 fps in a game with uncapped framerates

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >being a pedantic autist
                Nah its perfect, been having a great time

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nah its perfect
                It literally is not. Devs locked the framerate to 85 fps for a reason.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just jumped .5 inches extra and wtf my entire save data just got deleted. I shouldve listened

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                In other words, you admit it doesn't run perfect.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ive admitted it several times. I jumped 1 inch extra and uninstalled.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you reinstall it going from

                just uninstalled the game. I cant believe I was playing when I could jump 1 inch higher. jesus christ........

                to

                I just jumped .5 inches extra and wtf my entire save data just got deleted. I shouldve listened

                ?

                What exactly did you mean in

                >2007 game runs perfectly at 120 fps
                They dont make devs like they used to

                by saying
                >>2007 game runs perfectly at 120 fps
                >They dont make devs like they used to
                when this 2007 clearly doesn't run perfectly at 120 fps. Are there any game breaking bugs when running nu-COD at 120 fps and higher?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I reinstalled it just to experience the sheer horror of it all, then lost everything. All because I jumped a little bit extra. cant play the game at all anymore. its unplayable

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't respond to the other question.
                What are some of the gamebreaking bugs that appear in nu-COD at 120 fps or higher?
                After all, you're saying COD4 is an example of game running perfectly at 120 fps, when it literally is not.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                why would I answer that question when I conceded
                I jumped 1 frame extra and everything melted, I mean the shooting, running, and walking being fine? That didnt count. I jumped 1 frame extra and its not perfect. shit release, shit port.

                Also the fact you take everything so literally leads me to believe you are a genuine autist

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Also the fact you take everything so literally leads me to believe you are a genuine autist
                So what if I am? I embraced it.

                Taking a game that literally has 85 fps cap imposed by devs not to break jump physics and claiming it's an example of game running perfectly at 120 fps as opposed to more recent ones is silly, especially since more recent games actually run without flaws at higher framerates if they support them.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I embraced it.
                You embraced it? How can you embrace a concept that's not real? Are you telling me you have incorporeal arms or something?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I believe that people making shit up deserve to be corrected and cleared from misconceptions, especially since Ganker keeps parroting dumb shit that has been said once or twice and take it as truth.
                People still refuse to listen to MGS4's assistant producer, a person that actually worked on the game, that they internally ported MGS4 to 360. People keep saying about the imaginary Cell spaghetti code.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you going to answer my question or are you going to deflect?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I literally explained you how and why I did embrace it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So.. you do have made up arms? Wow

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >embrace verb (ACCEPT)
                >C1 [ T ] formal
                >to accept something enthusiastically

                >perfect adjective (WITHOUT FAULT)
                >A2
                >complete and correct in every way, of the best possible type or without fault

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well you used the wrong definition of embrace
                >without fault
                LOL doesnt exist nothing is without fault. like jumping an extra inch in a video game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >LOL doesnt exist nothing is without fault.
                Allah.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Meds. Now.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone hang on!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I miss brown n bloom and thinly veiled Iraq War settings

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When I saw what had happened to that place, I knew... I knew I had to answer the Call of Duty™
    Yup... I'm thinking it's LVDOKINO...

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brave soldier, brave soldier, die with me, die with me, die with me.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I legitimately cannot tell if this is the remake of original

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can, quite easily.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wall textures are the same in the remake

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which ones?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO!!!

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Martyr me for Cordis Die

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BO2's campaign was an unexpectedly wild ride.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    World at War is immensely underrated imo. It's the only CoD I think that had 4 player COOP campaign online, and split screen as well. Loved playing it with my friends, and it was the only one my Dad and I could play together at the same time since he was always interested in war games.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't mind a game based solely on this kind of mission, I guess something like a sniper assassin game where you trek to your spot while avoiding enemies/obstacles and take out the target then need to escape

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt that just the sniper elite series

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda I've never played the whole series but new one seems to lean more action-heavy getting into firefights with group of enemies the stealth isn't really focus of the game

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but new one seems to lean more action-heavy getting into firefights with group of enemies the stealth isn't really focus of the game
          You literally can complete the missions without killing anyone except for target, you're even awarded for pacifying enemies without killing them.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            To further elaborate on that, I don't think there's a single scripted time where you have to kill a group of enemies in 5 to proceed, unlike in previous games.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only liked the campaign

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I forgot how awful 7th gen game textures were. There are seriously pc games from the late 90s with better textures

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    COD 2 is the only good one in the whole series

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you unironically still play call of duty, you are part of whats wrong with the gaming industry.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Medal of Honor was always the superior WW2 FPS, no I will not respond to people posting MoH 2010 or Warfighter.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when Medal of Honor was the top war game and no-one had heard of COD.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        CoD1 was already pushing MoH off the ledge and by CoD2 it was already 6 feet under

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MW
    >World at War
    >MW2
    >Black Ops I
    is this THE most kino release order in any fps?

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