Heavy Rain

Am I in for some /CAGEKINO/ or is this game overrated?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not overrated. It's correctly regarded is retarded. Some good moments, but overall really stupid with unsatisfying consequences for your actions and just overall plot.

    Detroit is the only true Cagekino.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Detroit is the only true Cagekino.
      worth buying on sale?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes
        People say Markus is cringe but don't play his ebil route where you can make him a l robo-supremacist terrorist simulator, and chose the dirty bomb ending.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes
          Play as terrorist reobo supremacist Markus and nuke Detroit City

          Yes

          I feel like I missed part of the fun by not posting in those Detroit threads that went for a solid year after the game released...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That sounds hype as hell, how do you go about that? My first playthrough was pretty conventional, I wanna do crazy routes (though doubt one even exists for the short haired fembot).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes
        Play as terrorist reobo supremacist Markus and nuke Detroit City

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, Detroit was the game that they decided to give cage some tard-wranglers so the plot actually makes sense and has some surprisingly kino moments.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The plot is 100% retarded if you play it twice or are really paying attention on your first playthrough. You'll probably enjoy it if you just shut your brain off though and then come to hate it once you beat it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You'll probably enjoy it if you just shut your brain off though
        perfect! It's one of the few PS3 era games that I really got into without ever playing them.

        Cage kino. Make sure you have a dual shock for the controls or don't even bother.

        [...]
        These two are retarded soulless mutts.

        I played it for an hour or so with an xbone controller and after applying the community control scheme I didn't see any problems whatsoever

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not problems, the game is intended to be played with motion controls and it should be.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cage kino. Make sure you have a dual shock for the controls or don't even bother.

      The plot is 100% retarded if you play it twice or are really paying attention on your first playthrough. You'll probably enjoy it if you just shut your brain off though and then come to hate it once you beat it

      These two are retarded soulless mutts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        David Cage himself says Heavy Rain is not meant to be played twice.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Funny, because I had a lot of fun replaying it.

          Also, Platinuming it requires multiple playthroughs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/lBMVz7L.jpg

      Am I in for some /CAGEKINO/ or is this game overrated?

      It's retarded, but worth it if you get it used to laugh at. Especially if you just let scenes play out without attempting the QTEs. Legitimate comedy movie in vidya format.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's retarded, but worth it if you get it used to laugh at
        sounds like a fun time. thanks, anon!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Nahman Jayden scene where he's chasing the guy through the supermarket is legitimately one of the funniest things I've ever seen when you intentionally fail all the QTE prompts

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a retarded cringekino.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHAWN!!!!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Omikron: The Nomad Soul - Just bad
    Fahrenheit - Cagekino for the first 3 chapters, increasingly cringekino after that. Highest cringekino numbers of the entire list
    Heavy Rain - Occasional cagekino but mostly cringekino
    Beyond: Two Souls - Just bad
    Detroit: Become Human - Pure cagekino + cringekino masterpiece

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    J A S O N ! ! !
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  6. 3 weeks ago
    JASON

    JASON!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved this game when it came out and haven't played it since.

    Honestly I feel like if I played it again it would be shit so I'm just going to enjoy the memories.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uberkino. Weebs hating ITT. Norman best.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Until Dawn is literally the only good cagelike game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Until Dawn has less consequences than fucking Heavy Rain, let alone Detroit which completely mogs it.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I love Madison

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      attainable hot is the best kind of hot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I sympathise with what you mean.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i'd rather walk into a room full of average people and try my luck chatting up the 6/10 than walk into a room full of pornstars and feel like a 4/10 ruining the shot

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >pornstars are 10/10s
            American mentality

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >10/10
              i was thinking 8/10s since nobody wants a coked out cumdump but they are literally career professionals in being aesthetically pleasing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she has a fat ass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know how jarring the facial animations were compared to what we were promised back in '06

        still I had fun but it might be a bit stiff compared to later games.

        that's why she rides a bike instead of a car.
        They knew what they were doing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >16 years ago

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            impresive how technology has stagnated these years. It was marvelous to see graphics improve year after year, then they suddely started addng visual effects to everything and it looks horrible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MEW?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      great ass and great ryona

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have hacked PS3 available and I could download the game to play it.
    But everytime I turn on the console I get bored the shit out of me.
    I wish I had a video capture So I could play it inside Windows.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game has to lie to you to sell the narrative and I would say that if you're trying to sell the game based on a story and it can't even be honest with you, it's probably not a good story.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun if you just enjoy it for what it is. Madison gives it great coomer value too.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so what was the deal with the origami

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pretty great
    personally would have taken the story in another direction but shelby-kun was cool

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all I remember from this shit is "press jason to x"

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched my buddy play this in college and I have to say it was one of the most enjoyable gaming experiences Ive ever back-seat-played.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I personally think it's Cage's best movie game, not that it's saying much.
    Play the PS3 version, it's the only one that has the Taxidermist DLC.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It starts out pretty good and devolves into pretty crap by the end. There's a lot of plotholes from cut content that they just decided not to fix up when they removed it. Plus the ending is shit.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should have called the game 'Chubby Rain'.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PRESS X TO JASON

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