Here is your stupid order. Why are you eating a stupid burger at 8 AM. Stupid

Here is your stupid order
Why are you eating a stupid burger at 8 AM
Stupid

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're in america, mister

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm American

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SOUL

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >picture for ants
      frick you mate

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love this one.
      The Chinese propaganda cartoon with that stupid bald eagle bombing the shit out of the rabbits is hysterical to me

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like burgers, I will eat burgers when I want to eat a burger.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I just got done with working the graveyard shift and you're open and I'm hungry.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just got off night shift you little shit

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >worked all night
    >go to the joint where kirlia works and order a burger
    >feel bliss while talks to me with that adorable glare
    >go home and fap myself silly to her
    She'll never know

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/eTBOOhw.png

      Here is your stupid order
      Why are you eating a stupid burger at 8 AM
      Stupid

      God i would pay extra for her to spit in my burger

  7. 7 months ago
    Santa Claus

    Frick Zoo sadists.
    Leave Pokémon alone!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick said anything about zoosadism, tripgay? I just want happy, consensual sex with a Gardevoir.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gardevoir's stump legs locked around me mid coitus
          >Gardevoir's big ol' three fingered claw hands running down my back with each thrust
          >Teasing Gardevoir's bright-red heart fin with my tongue as she moans for more
          >Running my fingers through her lime-green hair and pulling her into a passionate kiss as we finish in unison
          I want it all, anon.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >replying to tripgays

      • 7 months ago
        Santa Claus

        Forcing Kirlia into wage slavery is Zoo sadism.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cute

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          pls do not bully my fruit wife

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            She just can't compete with the tried and tested, anon. Every generation we get a brand new 'sexy Pokemon', but none of them ever outlive the champ.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Salazzle is the true champ

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tell that to the sheer gallons of baby batter spilled to Gardevoir every single day

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >new Pokken never ever
              It's over

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a shame, there's still so many cool characters they could've implemented. Maybe add some character customization aspects to make it more like a flagship Bamco fightan. Able to dress out your Pokemon in hats, accessories and clothes that you could save to presets.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        this, but i have a few more caveats. especially if she wants to stop having to work at mcdonalds

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pokemon can't consent. They can't speak

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't Gardevoir one of the few Pokémon that can speak or at least perfectly comprehend human language? I know Lucario can do that, but not sure about the rest.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gardevoir says their name just like any other pokemon. They can atleast comprehend commands from humans but it's not comfirmed how far this goes from just your dog being taught tricks.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody speaks besides select snowflakes like Mewtwo or Lucario.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Y tho?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                because

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Y

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                nips

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Zoroark can talk though their illusion ability.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gardevoir communicates with telepathy iirc

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Perfectly ethical for human intimacy then.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pokemon can't consent. They can't speak

        How does consent even work for psychic type pokemon who are obviously way smarter than humans?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought you were based

      • 7 months ago
        Santa Claus

        There is a difference between loving your Pokémon and forcing them into wage slavery.

        Kirlia deserved better.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes a man just has a craving and there's nothing that can stop him

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, O'Neill.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not enjoy a burger at 8am?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    shes 16 and can legally work at mcdonalds btw

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If i don't sleep during the night then i get hungry in the morning.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she working at 8am shouldn't she be in school

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      shes a adult she just looks like that

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >working at a burger joint at 8 AM
    Takes one to know one, stupid.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't respect anyone who whines about doing their job, and line cooks are basically the worst offender of that.

    Every single time the waitress puts the bill on the little spinny wheel thing I watch them flip out and say the line.

    >who the FRICK is ordering BURGERS at 2;34 in the goddam AFTERNOON

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Line is a much more stressful job that waiting but yeah, they shouldn't outright say that out loud.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The queen of Pokemon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely.

      I'd breed her for shinys.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kirlia > Garvevoir

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder, do Americans have breakfast menus in theirs fast foods. Here at least Macdonald's always have breakfast menu replacing the regular one.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      America pioneered fast food breakfast what the frick are you talking about

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, if americans have breakfast menus in fastfoods than this

        https://i.imgur.com/eTBOOhw.png

        Here is your stupid order
        Why are you eating a stupid burger at 8 AM
        Stupid

        order isn't that stupid.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          breakfast menus don't usually have burgers on them

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I remember my McDonald's having burger with special bread buns, egg, and chicken patty + usual veggies. I haven't been to McDonald's for a while, but I think what I described does qualify as somekind of burger.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              McDonald's breakfast menu typically doesn't have burgs, the closest they have is maybe Sausage Mcmuffins.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does McMuffins and McGriddles not qualify as burgers?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, of course they fricking don't. A burger has a hamburger patty.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                By that logic, cheeseburgers aren't burgers, dumbass

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                what

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cheese Burger refers to the fact it's a hamburger with cheese,

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy moron

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okey, so what exactly is hamburger patty and how it's different from, what is described as, sausage patty in McMuffin. Also does Fille-O-Fish does not qualify as a burger?

                >chicken and egg sandwich
                >burger

                and egg sandwich
                What is a difference in sandwiches and burgers, than?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What is a difference in sandwiches and burgers, than?
                burger = has burger. The patty. You know, like a hamburger steak. Notably, all hamburgers are sandwiches. Not all sandwiches are burgers. And definitely no sandwich is a burger because of a bun, which is not called a "hamburger bun" except by ESLs. Also, other sandwiches with hamburger patties - like patty melts, which is basically a grilled cheese, onion, and burger sandwich - are ALSO burgers, ALSO sandwiches, and ALSO melts. It's categorically consistent.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                So explain the difference between sausage patties in McMuffins and usual "hamburger patties", if McMuffins are not qualified as a burger yet have what is called a patty.

                Sausage != Hamburger. It's really quite simple.

                Why

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why
                Because it's two different meats, you little shit.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure that sausage can be made with beef, not only pork, if this is your point. And by looking up the only other real is seasoning, but is it really that big of a difference?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sausage is beef packed into beef intestine, but it still isn't "hamburger" when served that way. The issue here isn't "BEEF=HAMBURGER." Because there's more to it than that. You wouldn't call a roast beef sandwich a burger. Not EVER.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You wouldn't call a roast beef sandwich a burger
                Well since you established that burger is a patty, than I probably wouldn't. Still sausage patty has the word patty in it. And so far I've been told that patty is a burger.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say a burger has "a patty" I said "a burger has a HAMBURGER patty." Those were my exact words, and I have yet to contradict my claim in my descriptions.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is like trying to argue that apple pie is the same as pizza pie because they both have pie in the name

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, considering what Pizza Pie I would indeed argue that Pizza Pie is in fact a pie by definition of a pie. It would contain different ingredients from apple pie, but it would still be a pie.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                In addition to that if Pizza Pie were to have mostly apples as it main ingredient I would inevitably compare it to Apple Pie

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pizza is not a pie, it is a fricking flatbread unless you’re one of those degenerates that thinks Deep Dish counts as pizza.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >eating beef sausage
                >not far superior pork sausage

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sausage is defined as a ground meat which may include organ meats or congealed blood in addition to or exclusion of whole muscle. It may be of any species or combination thereof, incorporating spices, other ingredients, and any desired degree of fat at the time of grinding, and may be presented as a loose product to be formed on final cooking or delivered inside a traditional casing.

                Hamburger, or Hamburg steak, is purely unadulterated ground beef muscle, with relatively lower amounts of fat included compared to sausage preparations. Other ingredients may be mixed in prior to cooking, but it still considered hamburger due to the initial production.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, so Hamburger steak is only ground beef muscle? Therefore anything but that can't be considered burger? Even if I do sausage meat with ground beef and a little bit of spices and it's still not hamburger patty?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You either prepare sausage, or you prepare hamburger. There is no middle or shared ground. Nobody sets out to cook a meal and be as difficult as you are being with naming conventions. They know if they want to cook a sausage on a roll or a hamburger. Just like someone would know if they want to make egg salad or tuna salad. You don't blur the lines just to blur them. That would be what a turd does to try and win arguments online. There's no medal for that, and you will not upturn the culinary world with your nonsense.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                All I asked are definitions of sausage and hamburger and why they're different from each other. Now I know if I'm to make a patty from a beef sausage i bought it still won't qualify as a burger.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                At that point figure out which one you have a higher % of in your mix and call it that, basically. The other components are important too, such as the spices being added *during* grinding. It's also worth noting that sausage can be ground everywhere from a fine puree(resulting in something like a hot dog) to relatively coarse and globular(like linguica). Hamburger grinds are much more narrow, in the lower end of mid-range, and the typically lower fat content lends to the way burger gets coarser and bumpier when cooked.

                If it helps any, think of it like a loan word. We use "sushi" now in English without hesitation, because even without the etymology to back up our understanding of the concept, it's still way fricking easier to define the thing as the whole of its parts and stick a label on it. It rolls off the tongue a bit better than asking someone if they want to go out to eat segmented rolls of sweet rice interspersed with dried kelp sheets, which may include various sliced or whole vegetables of the fresh or preserved description, often topped with thin cuts of raw seafood, then typically garnished with onions sauce and the pureed roots of green horseradish.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                East Canada here
                English is my first language
                We absolutely call them hamburger buns
                Chicken and fish burgers exist and are considered burgers, but the meat needs to be pressed into a patty for it to count. Otherwise it's just a chicken/fish sandwich on a hamburger roll. So the meat being pressed into a disc is the important qualifier for a burger.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never would have thought the concept of a burger would be this hard for non-americans to understand. Is our culture just too advanced for you or something?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sausage != Hamburger. It's really quite simple.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Embarrassingly low burger knowledge in this post.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >chicken and egg sandwich
              >burger

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They have them at diners usually.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you have an entire board

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok but do pokemon die of old age
    what if you never evolve them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Evolution probably isn't tied to their physical age. I mean, midgets die of old age, you know.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is a little boy working at Wendy's?

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mentally ill
    >Cringe
    >Pedophiles
    >into furry or zoophilia
    Yep typical Pokemon fans

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I might have to spank you for such insolence

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i mean if you really think you aren't all zoophiles and pedophiles you're just deluding yourself from the porn addiction. have a nice day, morons.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone's salty about not having a cute green wife

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hotdog = sandwich = burger

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People have died for lesser blasphemes than this.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now I'm going to shape burger into a hotdog form and cook it, then serve it on a bun spread with vegemite just to be contrary.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But burger - sandwich != hotdog.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work nights Kirlia-chan. Sometimes I don't wanna cook after work but I don't want breakfast food to be my only option. Thanks for being open and serving burgers early!

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sauce

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chocolate with lemonade
      Gross

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no pre or post sex scene
      also its soft served. gross

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=CD2WlQnmFRzxb40c
    Post it.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being so socially brainwashed you let people tell you what to eat and when.

    It's 5 pm and I will eat a toasted cheese spread and mock chicken sandwich because I want to.

    And tomorrow morning it'll be home made cajun chicken because I want to.

    • 7 months ago
      Santa Claus

      >I will eat a toasted cheese spread and mock chicken sandwich because I want to.
      Yummy! Diabetis! Fat!

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's no way to to talk to a customer. I want to speak to your manager.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get mad when people try to come to the store at the last minute before closing to order so much shit. Sue me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do this all the time. It feels like everyone in the store is there for me.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Step on a lego.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >working retail
      I hope you're underage otherwise what are you even doing

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hamburgers, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get me your manager, I didn't ask for pickles and you told me to be stupid somewhere else.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, hello? I'd like to order a butt
    huhuhuh

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What fast food place serves burgers at 8 AM?

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