>worked all night >go to the joint where kirlia works and order a burger >feel bliss while talks to me with that adorable glare >go home and fap myself silly to her
She'll never know
>Gardevoir's stump legs locked around me mid coitus >Gardevoir's big ol' three fingered claw hands running down my back with each thrust >Teasing Gardevoir's bright-red heart fin with my tongue as she moans for more >Running my fingers through her lime-green hair and pulling her into a passionate kiss as we finish in unison
I want it all, anon.
It's a shame, there's still so many cool characters they could've implemented. Maybe add some character customization aspects to make it more like a flagship Bamco fightan. Able to dress out your Pokemon in hats, accessories and clothes that you could save to presets.
Isn't Gardevoir one of the few Pokémon that can speak or at least perfectly comprehend human language? I know Lucario can do that, but not sure about the rest.
Gardevoir says their name just like any other pokemon. They can atleast comprehend commands from humans but it's not comfirmed how far this goes from just your dog being taught tricks.
I remember my McDonald's having burger with special bread buns, egg, and chicken patty + usual veggies. I haven't been to McDonald's for a while, but I think what I described does qualify as somekind of burger.
McDonald's breakfast menu typically doesn't have burgs, the closest they have is maybe Sausage Mcmuffins.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Does McMuffins and McGriddles not qualify as burgers?
8 months ago
Anonymous
No, of course they fricking don't. A burger has a hamburger patty.
8 months ago
Anonymous
By that logic, cheeseburgers aren't burgers, dumbass
8 months ago
Anonymous
what
8 months ago
Anonymous
Cheese Burger refers to the fact it's a hamburger with cheese,
8 months ago
Anonymous
Holy moron
8 months ago
Anonymous
Okey, so what exactly is hamburger patty and how it's different from, what is described as, sausage patty in McMuffin. Also does Fille-O-Fish does not qualify as a burger?
>chicken and egg sandwich >burger
and egg sandwich
What is a difference in sandwiches and burgers, than?
8 months ago
Anonymous
>What is a difference in sandwiches and burgers, than?
burger = has burger. The patty. You know, like a hamburger steak. Notably, all hamburgers are sandwiches. Not all sandwiches are burgers. And definitely no sandwich is a burger because of a bun, which is not called a "hamburger bun" except by ESLs. Also, other sandwiches with hamburger patties - like patty melts, which is basically a grilled cheese, onion, and burger sandwich - are ALSO burgers, ALSO sandwiches, and ALSO melts. It's categorically consistent.
8 months ago
Anonymous
So explain the difference between sausage patties in McMuffins and usual "hamburger patties", if McMuffins are not qualified as a burger yet have what is called a patty.
Sausage != Hamburger. It's really quite simple.
Why
8 months ago
Anonymous
>Why
Because it's two different meats, you little shit.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I'm sure that sausage can be made with beef, not only pork, if this is your point. And by looking up the only other real is seasoning, but is it really that big of a difference?
8 months ago
Anonymous
Sausage is beef packed into beef intestine, but it still isn't "hamburger" when served that way. The issue here isn't "BEEF=HAMBURGER." Because there's more to it than that. You wouldn't call a roast beef sandwich a burger. Not EVER.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>You wouldn't call a roast beef sandwich a burger
Well since you established that burger is a patty, than I probably wouldn't. Still sausage patty has the word patty in it. And so far I've been told that patty is a burger.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I didn't say a burger has "a patty" I said "a burger has a HAMBURGER patty." Those were my exact words, and I have yet to contradict my claim in my descriptions.
8 months ago
Anonymous
this is like trying to argue that apple pie is the same as pizza pie because they both have pie in the name
8 months ago
Anonymous
Well, considering what Pizza Pie I would indeed argue that Pizza Pie is in fact a pie by definition of a pie. It would contain different ingredients from apple pie, but it would still be a pie.
8 months ago
Anonymous
In addition to that if Pizza Pie were to have mostly apples as it main ingredient I would inevitably compare it to Apple Pie
8 months ago
Anonymous
Pizza is not a pie, it is a fricking flatbread unless you’re one of those degenerates that thinks Deep Dish counts as pizza.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>eating beef sausage >not far superior pork sausage
8 months ago
Anonymous
Sausage is defined as a ground meat which may include organ meats or congealed blood in addition to or exclusion of whole muscle. It may be of any species or combination thereof, incorporating spices, other ingredients, and any desired degree of fat at the time of grinding, and may be presented as a loose product to be formed on final cooking or delivered inside a traditional casing.
Hamburger, or Hamburg steak, is purely unadulterated ground beef muscle, with relatively lower amounts of fat included compared to sausage preparations. Other ingredients may be mixed in prior to cooking, but it still considered hamburger due to the initial production.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Okay, so Hamburger steak is only ground beef muscle? Therefore anything but that can't be considered burger? Even if I do sausage meat with ground beef and a little bit of spices and it's still not hamburger patty?
8 months ago
Anonymous
You either prepare sausage, or you prepare hamburger. There is no middle or shared ground. Nobody sets out to cook a meal and be as difficult as you are being with naming conventions. They know if they want to cook a sausage on a roll or a hamburger. Just like someone would know if they want to make egg salad or tuna salad. You don't blur the lines just to blur them. That would be what a turd does to try and win arguments online. There's no medal for that, and you will not upturn the culinary world with your nonsense.
8 months ago
Anonymous
All I asked are definitions of sausage and hamburger and why they're different from each other. Now I know if I'm to make a patty from a beef sausage i bought it still won't qualify as a burger.
8 months ago
Anonymous
At that point figure out which one you have a higher % of in your mix and call it that, basically. The other components are important too, such as the spices being added *during* grinding. It's also worth noting that sausage can be ground everywhere from a fine puree(resulting in something like a hot dog) to relatively coarse and globular(like linguica). Hamburger grinds are much more narrow, in the lower end of mid-range, and the typically lower fat content lends to the way burger gets coarser and bumpier when cooked.
If it helps any, think of it like a loan word. We use "sushi" now in English without hesitation, because even without the etymology to back up our understanding of the concept, it's still way fricking easier to define the thing as the whole of its parts and stick a label on it. It rolls off the tongue a bit better than asking someone if they want to go out to eat segmented rolls of sweet rice interspersed with dried kelp sheets, which may include various sliced or whole vegetables of the fresh or preserved description, often topped with thin cuts of raw seafood, then typically garnished with onions sauce and the pureed roots of green horseradish.
8 months ago
Anonymous
East Canada here
English is my first language
We absolutely call them hamburger buns
Chicken and fish burgers exist and are considered burgers, but the meat needs to be pressed into a patty for it to count. Otherwise it's just a chicken/fish sandwich on a hamburger roll. So the meat being pressed into a disc is the important qualifier for a burger.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I never would have thought the concept of a burger would be this hard for non-americans to understand. Is our culture just too advanced for you or something?
I work nights Kirlia-chan. Sometimes I don't wanna cook after work but I don't want breakfast food to be my only option. Thanks for being open and serving burgers early!
We're in america, mister
Because I'm American
SOUL
>picture for ants
frick you mate
Love this one.
The Chinese propaganda cartoon with that stupid bald eagle bombing the shit out of the rabbits is hysterical to me
I like burgers, I will eat burgers when I want to eat a burger.
Because I just got done with working the graveyard shift and you're open and I'm hungry.
I just got off night shift you little shit
>worked all night
>go to the joint where kirlia works and order a burger
>feel bliss while talks to me with that adorable glare
>go home and fap myself silly to her
She'll never know
God i would pay extra for her to spit in my burger
Frick Zoo sadists.
Leave Pokémon alone!
Who the frick said anything about zoosadism, tripgay? I just want happy, consensual sex with a Gardevoir.
>Gardevoir's stump legs locked around me mid coitus
>Gardevoir's big ol' three fingered claw hands running down my back with each thrust
>Teasing Gardevoir's bright-red heart fin with my tongue as she moans for more
>Running my fingers through her lime-green hair and pulling her into a passionate kiss as we finish in unison
I want it all, anon.
>replying to tripgays
Forcing Kirlia into wage slavery is Zoo sadism.
Based
Cute
pls do not bully my fruit wife
She just can't compete with the tried and tested, anon. Every generation we get a brand new 'sexy Pokemon', but none of them ever outlive the champ.
Salazzle is the true champ
Tell that to the sheer gallons of baby batter spilled to Gardevoir every single day
>new Pokken never ever
It's over
It's a shame, there's still so many cool characters they could've implemented. Maybe add some character customization aspects to make it more like a flagship Bamco fightan. Able to dress out your Pokemon in hats, accessories and clothes that you could save to presets.
this, but i have a few more caveats. especially if she wants to stop having to work at mcdonalds
Pokemon can't consent. They can't speak
Isn't Gardevoir one of the few Pokémon that can speak or at least perfectly comprehend human language? I know Lucario can do that, but not sure about the rest.
Gardevoir says their name just like any other pokemon. They can atleast comprehend commands from humans but it's not comfirmed how far this goes from just your dog being taught tricks.
Nobody speaks besides select snowflakes like Mewtwo or Lucario.
Y tho?
because
Y
nips
Zoroark can talk though their illusion ability.
Gardevoir communicates with telepathy iirc
Perfectly ethical for human intimacy then.
How does consent even work for psychic type pokemon who are obviously way smarter than humans?
I thought you were based
There is a difference between loving your Pokémon and forcing them into wage slavery.
Kirlia deserved better.
Sometimes a man just has a craving and there's nothing that can stop him
Thanks, O'Neill.
Why not enjoy a burger at 8am?
shes 16 and can legally work at mcdonalds btw
If i don't sleep during the night then i get hungry in the morning.
Why is she working at 8am shouldn't she be in school
shes a adult she just looks like that
>working at a burger joint at 8 AM
Takes one to know one, stupid.
I don't respect anyone who whines about doing their job, and line cooks are basically the worst offender of that.
Every single time the waitress puts the bill on the little spinny wheel thing I watch them flip out and say the line.
>who the FRICK is ordering BURGERS at 2;34 in the goddam AFTERNOON
Line is a much more stressful job that waiting but yeah, they shouldn't outright say that out loud.
The queen of Pokemon
Absolutely.
I'd breed her for shinys.
Kirlia > Garvevoir
I wonder, do Americans have breakfast menus in theirs fast foods. Here at least Macdonald's always have breakfast menu replacing the regular one.
America pioneered fast food breakfast what the frick are you talking about
Well, if americans have breakfast menus in fastfoods than this
order isn't that stupid.
breakfast menus don't usually have burgers on them
I remember my McDonald's having burger with special bread buns, egg, and chicken patty + usual veggies. I haven't been to McDonald's for a while, but I think what I described does qualify as somekind of burger.
McDonald's breakfast menu typically doesn't have burgs, the closest they have is maybe Sausage Mcmuffins.
Does McMuffins and McGriddles not qualify as burgers?
No, of course they fricking don't. A burger has a hamburger patty.
By that logic, cheeseburgers aren't burgers, dumbass
what
Cheese Burger refers to the fact it's a hamburger with cheese,
Holy moron
Okey, so what exactly is hamburger patty and how it's different from, what is described as, sausage patty in McMuffin. Also does Fille-O-Fish does not qualify as a burger?
and egg sandwich
What is a difference in sandwiches and burgers, than?
>What is a difference in sandwiches and burgers, than?
burger = has burger. The patty. You know, like a hamburger steak. Notably, all hamburgers are sandwiches. Not all sandwiches are burgers. And definitely no sandwich is a burger because of a bun, which is not called a "hamburger bun" except by ESLs. Also, other sandwiches with hamburger patties - like patty melts, which is basically a grilled cheese, onion, and burger sandwich - are ALSO burgers, ALSO sandwiches, and ALSO melts. It's categorically consistent.
So explain the difference between sausage patties in McMuffins and usual "hamburger patties", if McMuffins are not qualified as a burger yet have what is called a patty.
Why
>Why
Because it's two different meats, you little shit.
I'm sure that sausage can be made with beef, not only pork, if this is your point. And by looking up the only other real is seasoning, but is it really that big of a difference?
Sausage is beef packed into beef intestine, but it still isn't "hamburger" when served that way. The issue here isn't "BEEF=HAMBURGER." Because there's more to it than that. You wouldn't call a roast beef sandwich a burger. Not EVER.
>You wouldn't call a roast beef sandwich a burger
Well since you established that burger is a patty, than I probably wouldn't. Still sausage patty has the word patty in it. And so far I've been told that patty is a burger.
I didn't say a burger has "a patty" I said "a burger has a HAMBURGER patty." Those were my exact words, and I have yet to contradict my claim in my descriptions.
this is like trying to argue that apple pie is the same as pizza pie because they both have pie in the name
Well, considering what Pizza Pie I would indeed argue that Pizza Pie is in fact a pie by definition of a pie. It would contain different ingredients from apple pie, but it would still be a pie.
In addition to that if Pizza Pie were to have mostly apples as it main ingredient I would inevitably compare it to Apple Pie
Pizza is not a pie, it is a fricking flatbread unless you’re one of those degenerates that thinks Deep Dish counts as pizza.
>eating beef sausage
>not far superior pork sausage
Sausage is defined as a ground meat which may include organ meats or congealed blood in addition to or exclusion of whole muscle. It may be of any species or combination thereof, incorporating spices, other ingredients, and any desired degree of fat at the time of grinding, and may be presented as a loose product to be formed on final cooking or delivered inside a traditional casing.
Hamburger, or Hamburg steak, is purely unadulterated ground beef muscle, with relatively lower amounts of fat included compared to sausage preparations. Other ingredients may be mixed in prior to cooking, but it still considered hamburger due to the initial production.
Okay, so Hamburger steak is only ground beef muscle? Therefore anything but that can't be considered burger? Even if I do sausage meat with ground beef and a little bit of spices and it's still not hamburger patty?
You either prepare sausage, or you prepare hamburger. There is no middle or shared ground. Nobody sets out to cook a meal and be as difficult as you are being with naming conventions. They know if they want to cook a sausage on a roll or a hamburger. Just like someone would know if they want to make egg salad or tuna salad. You don't blur the lines just to blur them. That would be what a turd does to try and win arguments online. There's no medal for that, and you will not upturn the culinary world with your nonsense.
All I asked are definitions of sausage and hamburger and why they're different from each other. Now I know if I'm to make a patty from a beef sausage i bought it still won't qualify as a burger.
At that point figure out which one you have a higher % of in your mix and call it that, basically. The other components are important too, such as the spices being added *during* grinding. It's also worth noting that sausage can be ground everywhere from a fine puree(resulting in something like a hot dog) to relatively coarse and globular(like linguica). Hamburger grinds are much more narrow, in the lower end of mid-range, and the typically lower fat content lends to the way burger gets coarser and bumpier when cooked.
If it helps any, think of it like a loan word. We use "sushi" now in English without hesitation, because even without the etymology to back up our understanding of the concept, it's still way fricking easier to define the thing as the whole of its parts and stick a label on it. It rolls off the tongue a bit better than asking someone if they want to go out to eat segmented rolls of sweet rice interspersed with dried kelp sheets, which may include various sliced or whole vegetables of the fresh or preserved description, often topped with thin cuts of raw seafood, then typically garnished with onions sauce and the pureed roots of green horseradish.
East Canada here
English is my first language
We absolutely call them hamburger buns
Chicken and fish burgers exist and are considered burgers, but the meat needs to be pressed into a patty for it to count. Otherwise it's just a chicken/fish sandwich on a hamburger roll. So the meat being pressed into a disc is the important qualifier for a burger.
I never would have thought the concept of a burger would be this hard for non-americans to understand. Is our culture just too advanced for you or something?
Sausage != Hamburger. It's really quite simple.
Embarrassingly low burger knowledge in this post.
>chicken and egg sandwich
>burger
They have them at diners usually.
Don't you have an entire board
ok but do pokemon die of old age
what if you never evolve them
Evolution probably isn't tied to their physical age. I mean, midgets die of old age, you know.
Why is a little boy working at Wendy's?
>Mentally ill
>Cringe
>Pedophiles
>into furry or zoophilia
Yep typical Pokemon fans
I might have to spank you for such insolence
i mean if you really think you aren't all zoophiles and pedophiles you're just deluding yourself from the porn addiction. have a nice day, morons.
Someone's salty about not having a cute green wife
hotdog = sandwich = burger
People have died for lesser blasphemes than this.
Now I'm going to shape burger into a hotdog form and cook it, then serve it on a bun spread with vegemite just to be contrary.
But burger - sandwich != hotdog.
I work nights Kirlia-chan. Sometimes I don't wanna cook after work but I don't want breakfast food to be my only option. Thanks for being open and serving burgers early!
sauce
>chocolate with lemonade
Gross
>no pre or post sex scene
also its soft served. gross
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Post it.
Imagine being so socially brainwashed you let people tell you what to eat and when.
It's 5 pm and I will eat a toasted cheese spread and mock chicken sandwich because I want to.
And tomorrow morning it'll be home made cajun chicken because I want to.
>I will eat a toasted cheese spread and mock chicken sandwich because I want to.
Yummy! Diabetis! Fat!
That's no way to to talk to a customer. I want to speak to your manager.
I get mad when people try to come to the store at the last minute before closing to order so much shit. Sue me.
I do this all the time. It feels like everyone in the store is there for me.
Step on a lego.
>working retail
I hope you're underage otherwise what are you even doing
Hamburgers, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!
Get me your manager, I didn't ask for pickles and you told me to be stupid somewhere else.
Eh, hello? I'd like to order a butt
huhuhuh
What fast food place serves burgers at 8 AM?