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ugly mutts
What do you expect from Englel?
10/10 in bongland
Ravenclaw bros... not like this.
How can you tell which girl is which house?
robe colors
You nerds are something else.
I mean... The shit has been marketed across the globe the same way for years. If there's potter merch its always been the same - Red for Gryffindor, Green for Slytherin, Yellow for Hufflepuff, Blue for Ravenclaw. If you grew up around the shit at all, you know that just by fricking osmosis from people around you, willingly or not.
are you moronic? im not even a fan of harry potter and i could figure it out, smoothbrain.
uniform and background
they have different ties
are you mentally ill or just mentally deficient?
Because I dont know the hogwarts houses colors?
ehh yes? they wear them all the time
bump
wish me luck sirs
Redeeming
GOOD MORNING SIRS
DO NOT REDEEM
You bloody frick you bastard b***h
you think you are some kind of fricking guy eh?
let's roll!
Redeemed
Rolling sirs
good morning sir
roll
Sirs, good morning! Thank you!
Rolling for my streetshitting gamertag
rolling
kek el
doing the needful
redeeming
Rolling for flushing toilet access
roada shittada
rollin but hoping for a nice easy Rajeesh
Ok
BLOODY BASTARDS
rollan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>bootleg Hermione for Gryffindor
peak lack of creativity
Anon is colorblind
>he only see the surface
>doesnt see its a literal bootleg hermione but with freckles(this is gud), glasses(this is gud for my fetish too) and not a Black person like Rowling said she actually was... two years after the movies got finished(i dont care about this)
oh nvm, its actually an upgrade
Hermione for Gryffindor
That looks more like a badly passing transgender Harry Potter
Mods will fix it.
i want a mod that just removes all brown people from my comfy 1890s setting
This, I hate America's projection of diversity into every scenario. CIA should have been scattered to the winds.
>this shit
>david tennant wearing the gaybow pin everywhere
cursed series
>I hate America's projection of diversity into every scenario
Nice try israelite.
nice try unit*dstatian but it's all your fault
So the Weimar Republic, French Revolution, Bolchevism and Marxism started in America.
Nice try Pierre
>woke side character says some moronic shit to MC
>MC subverts your expectations and says something even more gay and moronic to show the audience how hip and modern they are
This trope makes me want to fricking die
>mods
>with Denuvo
Anon, I...
it can still happen? conan exiles for example.
Denuvo isn't anti-mod software dumbo
Modder here, no we won't. We're more interested in Cyberpunk and getting ready for Starfield by modding creation kit. Your gay little wizards and witches crap can wait
>Cyberpunk
pffffft yeah dude, cause that game has gotten such a wide variety of mod support. are you gonna upload another nude retexture or a reshade? some bug fixes? infinite bullet time or whatever? get the frick outta here. lemme know when people start adding missions, new weapons, new clothes and armor, more cyberware, and visual overhauls of the romance options so they don't look busted as frick.
Is this game even getting mod support?
It will for model/texture swapping for sure, but anything beyond that is a no go
What's the engine? If it's Unreal then yeah you're right.
UE4
Yeah, it's DoA for anything other than visuals. Unreal Engine is some of the hardest engine to insert modded scripts into.
top right top right top right she's mine I own her she's my literal property top right
top right kinda cute tho
I SAID SHE'S MINE homosexual MY POST IS 3 SECONDS EARLIER THAN YOURS DON'T EVER MENTION HER AGAIN
FRICK
OFF
homosexual
EXPELLIARMUS
*your dick flies out of your hand and i take her as my own*
Holy based
lmao
there's no romance in the game because the player (you) is asexual, according to the devs
Can humans ‘be’ asexual or is it a complex that certain individuals develop as a result of too much exposure to the internet?
like all form of current sexual degeneracy, it's mostly results from raising environnement so internet is a big part, current grooming also widely increase the numbers.
The occasional gays always existed but not remotely close to what we currently have, and most of those were mentally sane and some were even geniuses.
The current ones are absolute degenerate morons chasing trends for clout on social media,
how the gays have fallen.
There's a frickton of hormonal disorders that can go undiagnosed and cause it. Also depression meds can lower sex drive and like half the genz is on those.
>In-game, though, there’s good reason for that choice, as Squier explains:
>We made a conscious decision not to. There is no way to do it well, after all you are the protagonist in the game and you can be anyone. We want you to be able to be whoever you want. […] That would be too difficult to manage [with romance].
>Murphy adds:
>That and the fact that you’re practically playing a 15-year-old kid. There are things that we just didn’t want to touch on thematically. However, you can befriend and get to know characters and make decisions within that friendship.
>Although there should definitely be background relationships in the game – for example (also queer) characters talk about their partners or fiancés – the game simply does not want to focus on this topic. So we are left with only close friendships with certain characters.
Good morning I hate leftists.
There's nothing "leftist" involved here, if anything its a combination of
>its too much work to make romance and friendship options with all these characters, so we'll find a reason to make our laziness sound like it was some big important decision
>we don't want twitter yelling at us about sexualizing 15/16 year olds so we're going to have to pretend that the majority of this age group is not constantly horny and that even in the HP books there is constant drama at this age about the various crushes, relationships, dates to the yule ball and more. Also we somehow are afraid to touch the topic when a fricking mobile clashofclans monetization grind a thon game manages to be far more immersive in this regard despite its shitty monetization.
which falls into basic corporate decision making
>There's nothing "leftist" involved here
>we don't want twitter yelling at us
>15/16 putting them off
>not leftist
delusional
you realise not so long ago it was the right wing moms who didn't want anything related to sex in media right?
Those right wing mums still wanted their 15/16 year old kids to find girlfriends (that they would stay with, liberals of course do want young relationships they just don't want them to last)
Nobody is asking for anal gape scenes, hell even just handholding would be fine.
and so what's the problem?
those girls looks like smart and decent girls... not some bimbo prostitutes you only see in american tv show
Only because they're fictional instead of real. These are leftists we're talking about.
there's romance in bully, it can be done that just devs being lazy
>there’s nothing leftist here
Dude just open your eyes man, why do you cling to ignorance
They should understand that twitter was going to yell at them regardless
What's the problem with being 15? Most people have already fricked by then. I hate these puritan am*ricans so fricking much.
>Most people have already fricked by then
Is this an American thing or am I just bad?
He's just talking out of his ass, while it's completely normal for that age, 18 is when most people lose their virginity. I do imagine America has it lower compared to rest of the world tho,
Not him. But in Sweden, most teens used to have already lost their virginity at 15. At least when I was 15. But that was a couple of decades ago, maybe the statistics have changed since then but I'd doubt it.
I had my first bj at 15 in Spain. Todo correcto.
>Most people have already fricked by then
>That and the fact that you’re practically playing a 15-year-old kid. There are things that we just didn’t want to touch on thematically.
Highschool romance is too problematic for leftoids now.
because they never got one
> waahhh can't have 15 year olds dating each other!!!
Why do so many devs operate from the idea that the player will be 100% self inserting as their character? It's a teenager dating another teenager in a fricking made up story, who cares? It's not like anyone would expect there to be sex scenes or anything, just shallow teen dating and maybe a quick kiss or two.
I guess it's probably just an excuse because they didn't want to bother actually putting that much effort into the character interactions.
Meanwhile in Persona 5 you can frick an adult woman teacher
Persona is a vn
every jrpgs are vns or clickable animes
you don't know what a vn is
most japanese "rpgs" are vns
no they aren't
If there's more gameplay than text then it's not a vn
>jrpgs
>gameplay
delusional weeb
>that and the fact that you’re practically playing a 15-year-old kid
Do these homosexuals know how horny the average 15-yo teenager is?
No. They are grown in a VAT and emerge fully formed, down to the bald head and beard, at the age of 22 with meaningless arts degree in hand.
So it's true that if you don't have sex in highschool, you either become incel or troony ?
I had sex in highschool and I'm an incel now
>Although there should definitely be background relationships in the game – for example (also queer) characters talk about their partners or fiancés
LMAO
IT'S IMPORTANT OKAY
Basically "we don't have the budget, come back for year 6"
>I can't do it well so there's no way to do it well
Hacks
>That and the fact that you’re practically playing a 15-year-old kid.
Yeah cause teenagers definitely don't have relationships in high school, right? That's not a huge part of young people's lives. Definitely wasn't in the Harry Potter books.
Leftists isn't the problem, it's just the Western paranoia about teen sexuality.
>leftist
it's just they didn't want to program it, lazy fricks
>15 year old
>kid
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Did this people never experienced alcohol, drugs or sex during their teen years? I was a degenerate alcoholic piece of shit when I was 15. In no fricking way was I a kid back then lmao. Fricking sheltered puritans.
>normal childhood romances are not ok
>shoehorning homosexualry into a kids game is fine
God I hate these people like the gates of hades.
Kys pedo
15 y.o. is legal
>t. Polish
>holding hands and hugging with a romantic partner IS FORBIDEN ONLY FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!
>also you should see gay couples talk about how gay they are and their relationships constantly
lefties....
This isn't 1980 you boomers. People have sex in highschool
no it's 1890 actually
Which makes the existence of free-roaming blacks, women outside of the kitchen, and TRANSEXUALS all the more confusing. Like, I get that having a game of nothing but white males would be a bit jarring but... that would be historically accurate.
>having a game of nothing but White males would be a bit jarring
frick off
>no chocolate waifu
>no chink waifu
It would
>England
Obviously you'd have some cute exotic bawds like a chink ravenclaw and a brown hufflepuff cutie with caucasian features
You'd also have the token aryan slytherin super rich pureblood
I'm just saying, most npcs should be White.
in the fantastic beasts movie they have a Black person female as president of wizard america so the implication is that wizards got israeliteed way before muggles did
of course it's just rowling's liberal garbage
The sequels were even worse: Apparently they have a global one-world government which they decide the leadership of with magical Bambi.
The Magical Beasts films had some good points. I honestly think Newt was a more compelling protagonist than Harry, and Ilvermorny was cool.
I agree about Newt, the movies would be much more enjoyable if it was solely about him going off on magical zoological adventures rather than Dumbledore's gay lover and the dreary Obscura/political drama.
Classic case of a committee overthinking what people want.
Romance not needed
Political discourse not needed
Relying on established characters isn’t needed.
It’s why the first of the fantastic beasts is still the best by a mile. Just a wizard doing wizard things in New York. Aside from the Grindlewald reveal at the end and trying to execute them for what amounted to a minor inconvenience.
Just show a wizard doing wizard stuff in a magical world where magic is hidden. Hell you could have an entire movie where it’s just 1 wizard and a bunch of muggles and he/she is just working as a detective or some other muggle job, only to stumble upon some wizard serial killer or bank robber targeting muggles and abusing their ability to wield fricking magic
>Hufflepuff graduate becomes a famous and infuential cryptozoologist.
>Ravenclaw graduate becomes an inventor and the movie is about trying to outsmart a muggle that wants to abuse magic and expose it to the world.
>Gryffidor graduate movie is about hunting down a dark wizard preying on muggles for necromancy and trying to turn muggle politics into a farce.
>Slytherin garduate movie is a spy thriller about a magic cult using muggles and the political manouvering needed to actually aprehend the cultists and the mind games between all those involved to protect the muggles.
Yes, now let's mix all those ideas up and enjoy the grey blob that comes out!
>I honestly think Newt was a more compelling protagonist than Harry,
Because he absolutely was and the story wasn't just set in the school, allowing wizards to do wizard shit 0outside of school was cool.
That's why you have white females too. Are you perhaps moronic?
Girls didn't go to high school in 1890. Wealthy ones were chaperoned or home schooled while poor ones were just working on textile factories or married and shitting out babies since they were 15.
You gotta have girls to frick though. I bet hogwarts of 1890 had an onsite brothel. Or at least one that gives students a deal in that shitty ass town near it.
Or you could not set the game in 1890. What a moronic decision.
Can I just say that being transexual in a world where you can drink a potion and become whatever the frick you want makes zero sense?
Wtf I love gryffindor now
Hufflepuffy nipples.
Gryffindor > HufflePuff > Slytherin > Ravenclaw.
Top 1/2 are debatable but there's no fricking arguing about raven and slytherin being last.
What kind of dogshit taste do you have to consider slytherin remotely passable
Ugly=Ugly=Ugly=Ugly
Being English tend to do that to women, yeah.
None of the women in OP's post are english.
I might make that little griffindork a slave to my slytherinchad
>Hufflepuff exclusive is best girl
Cucked game. At least Slytherin is decent
>Slytherin is decent
Stop coping, she looks like a mutt.
Griffyndor and Hufflepuff are passable.
you can’t date though
Slytherin enjoyers
hufflechads, we won
Why everyone looks so ugly?
troony devs get violent if they have to see or create pretty females.
I'm going to mod the Slytherin woman's face with my wife's.
Hufflepuff's only virtue is being blonde. She has a moronic face otherwise. Reminds me of a house elf. Slytherin is the winner here.
Wait I thought there's no romance in the game?
Hufflepuff and Slytherin chads we keep winning
Gryffindor won
Hey, where did you find that pic of my stepsis?
Who's this ?
Leanna Lovings, she has a lot of stepsister, step daughter type stuff
>they all speak in runes except bootleg Hermione
The Hogwarts has fallen
It's over
Top right look like grandma
Top left look ugly
Bottom right kind of cute
Botton left Black person
all of them looks 30
Slytherin has best boys and girls
As expected
No blonde Slytherin girl....
Not like this bros...
Mods will fix it right?
>this game
>being moddable
Zoomers are fricking illiterates
It's a fricking UE4 game, Ameridark.
You know all you do is copy the pak files in, right?
>i have literally never modded a UE game myself but this one other guy on the nexus made a single retexturing mod for a game with it, thus proving you can DO ANYTHING WITH MODS ON UE GOTYAY CONFIRMED
So this the power of the 2023, truly next gen visuals.
Wich one is the slytherin? I can't tell green and red apart
Bottom left color blind bro, you can tell by the room
Thanks fren
God I can't wait for the porn of Gryffindor.
Is she dicky or are my eyes deceiving me?
Why are western AAA devs incapable of making a beautiful woman?
Because it's not realistic according to them.
I guess ugly people get offended pretty easily.
Hufflepuff chads still winning
The frick is up with ravenclaw?
That’s peak femininity you fricking gweilo pig
Black eyes, lifeless yes, like a doll's eyes.
That's what Asian women naturally look like without plastic surgery and makeup. I thought you people liked Asian girls?
I am going to torture the devs for hours. Try and stop me.
Ping pong ching chong
missed opportunity to make Slytherin black for maximum butthurt
>ravenclaw
>asian
LMAO
mods when?
onky acceptible is the slytherin one
Gryffindor mutt kinda cute
Which one has the hairiest pussy?
Probably the asian.
my man asking the real important question right here
>Slytherin is literally a Black person
oh no no no
none of them are black moron
Look black to me
She's Spanish or maybe Mexican or off-brand Mexican. Name is Reyes.
He was right then
>inb4 spanish are white
anon, I...
we are
>we
un burrito, por favor señor blanco
>burrito
I said I'm spanish, not mexican you moron
Mutts can’t tell the difference, spainbro
Missed opportunity not having her be a white blond snarky ice queen.
>dollar store cho chang
>dollar store luna
>dollar store don't know her name
>dollar store hermione
>Chinese and Middle Eastern in Hogwarts in the 1800s
?
indian british? do you think chinese people popped up in the 1900s or what
Chinese (coolies) and Pajeets were borderline slave workers for the colonies, they weren't allowed to immigrate to fricking Britain.
How come three of them are Korean?
I thought they weren't any romances in the game
GET THE MODS OUT REMOVE BROWNS REMOVE FUGLIES
TOO OLD
>Hey, you know what'd be cool? Imagining a ye olde hogwarts, back in the 1800's before the turn of the century
>Oh wow, yeah that'd be awesome, can you imagine, seeing hogwarts in a completely different light, with very old raw scouse, mancunian, lancashire etc accents all on display
>Yeah this would be really unique take, how do we sell that visually and thematically?
>Well, naturally we should make 70% of the people african, indian and chinese, and all the accents the same breed of limey, and give everyone zoomer haircuts
>In an era before even car's existed, before even most people could even get on a boat without being rich, UK has already millions of african migrants
>Also let's make everything look Warcraft Fantasy for some reason, that'll really sell that 1800's look
y-yeaa.....
Politics is fair game to be discussed on Ganker now because it's LITERALLY infesting and ruining games at a pixel level.
mods can fix it
>In an era before even car's existed, before even most people could even get on a boat without being rich, UK has already millions of african migrants
Wizards can literally teleport anywhere they want
Not when they're fricking kid student's they fricking can't.
I wanna see THAT fricking game, the one where all these kids in Uganda in 1840 whip out their fricking wand and speak ENGLISH spells and teleport their whole families to London
>english spells
>they're all botched latin
what did anon mean with this
I imagine it must be because during the middle ages, when hogwarts and so on were founded, the language of academic/intellectual output was latin, this would've been the same for wizard society when most of the well known spells were codified and might've remained a trend later on
Why would they go to Scotland when every other continent has their own school? And then the majority just disappear at some point between the 1800s and 1990 when the books and movies take place? Stop lying anon, we all know it's just meant to soften people up to real world demographic change. If you support it, that's fine, but stop pretending that's not what it's about.
why would you go to harvard when you can just go to your local college?
Is there even any proof that any wizard is any particular skin color? I'm sort of assuming the one named Chang was described as asian at some point but outside of that? Remember, the movies aren't canon.
Why would you go to the school that literally Merlin attended?
Gee I don't know.
Because going to the school that Anasi attended is much more awesome?
>with very old raw scouse, mancunian, lancashire etc accents
why would wizards share accents with muggle subhumans? disgusting
>with very old raw scouse, mancunian, lancashire etc accents all on display
Students of posh boarding schools all had the same RP accent then as they do now, it would just sound more "victorian"
some hufflepoors might come in with their low class dialects but they would be assimilated quickly
Anon they're fricking wizards, they don't need a car or a boat to get around
Raveclaw chads can’t stop winning
>curly hair
>freckles
Frick I didn’t intend to join griffyndor but frick me the girl is perfect
Holy shit I want to empty my balls indo the Gryffindor one
The subtley worse part about all the ethnic shit in the game is that all the chinese and africans in the game speak wienerney so it's implied they're already like 3rd generation, which would mean their grandparents were in the UK in the 1700's
yea, we all know that the UK was white as frick up until 1970
>yea, we all know that the UK was white as frick up until 1970
Truth is toxic to the propagandist. Remember, it was Churchill et al that claimed Goebbels came up with
>If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it
why do they all look like kids? lame
Well it's a magical SCHOOL anon...
The actors for the kids that age were adults though
Why above right makes my pp pure diamond?
just mod it, don't upload the mods to nexus just dump them on file sharing and drive by drop the links you can use twitter and youtube too.
>African wizard school is the biggest school in the world and it's just a carved out mountain and they dont even use gay wands
Honestly sounds way better than Hogwarts
Oh shit I love carved out mountains that sounds great, if they really wanted to have lots of Blacks they should have set it there and let me still make a white character and be the one white man coming in to save all the blacks
apparently they just shit on the floor and the wizards magic it away to india
top right isn't bad, but there's no romance in the game regardless, is there?
Please tell me there are some cute Slytherin in-game. This will be the deciding factor for my house (I'm always 50/50 between Slytherin and fricking Hufflepuff in the tests).
Bongs are hideous holy shit.
you should be thankful it's not set in modern day england or else, one would be indian, one black, one an arab with a veil and maybe one ugly white girl if you are lucky.
>ugly white girl
Hey, that’s not entirely true. There are still some very pretty white girls in the UK. They’re all from Poland, though. I don’t know what god britbongs pissed off to be cursed with such hideous women, geez.
Every "girl" looks like an ugly troony
hufflepuff chads just can’t stop winning
I'd frick that hufflepuff
I like them more than the companions
>yellow fever option is literally cross eyed
T-thanks. Ravenclawchads k-keep winning.
i knew i was right for wanting to be a gryffinchad
Horrible ghastly beasts wtf
more realistic ugly shit from snoyslops
slytherin 100% wins
ravenclaw wouldn't be so bad if she didn't have such a wide ass SEA nose
the character creator lets you make a pretty character at least.
Is this what the average britbong girl looks like?
Is there any actual difference in what house you get? I keep hearing different things like Ravenclaw has the fewest amount of quests.
bullshit. It's just early access to certain things
>don't make the slytherin blonde meme trope
Dropped.
Pieces of shit leftists devs like always.
expectations: subverted
I hate the West so much I want the Chinese overlords and Putin to take over very very soon.
Please nuke commies everywhere and just dominate this fricking cancer Westworld already.
A dying West, aging, rotten in debt, on the bringe of an economic collapse, with low demographics, and being invaded by Black folk and arabs and mexican poopoo.
Yep, this Western death cult needs to be stopped. :*~~
>I want commies to take over
>please nuke commies
have a nice day, poltard
Between Western Davos commies and Chinese commies.
I absolutely will take the Chink commie version because at least, they HATE Black folk.
And with Russians same thing: Natural aversion to monkeys. Like it should.
I'd rather live in a law & order paradise with 0 Black folk than a soft totalitarian shithole that resembles a circus with israelite masters running the show. Because it is the same thing (same propaganda, fewer rights, fewer money over the years), except in the West, crimes are rampant in the streets. And Whites are being genocided and replaced piece by piece.
Plus imagine, all of the trannies crying, the feminists, the lefty multiculti deathcult etc. YES YES YES YES.
I cannot wait.
It all will start with the end of israelitemerica.
>I will take gulaghomosexual in the ass to spite davos commies
buck broken moron
The West IS ALREADY a fricking gulag you piece of ignorant trash Gankerner prostitute.
If you spent a little of your empty void vessel time you had on this Earth documenting yourself, you wouldn't be saying that.
Censorship is more powerful than ever. People lose their jobs over tweets or their careers end period, for no fricking reason.
Crime is rampant, debt is all over people's heads, the israeliteS OWN YOUR TIME ON THIS EARTH. Pfizer and labs and the pharma shitheads can medicate you and kill you with their poisons and they aren't even legally responsible and untouchable. You have no rights, and soon you will not even own anything anymore. That's what they're pushing.
The little safe space cultural escapism that was left, is being infested by lefty activists and foot soldiers thought policing everything and/or remaking everything to suit the actual religious dogmas of our times.
There is nowhere else to go, nowhere else to run.
We NEED TO RESET THIS.
I welcome anything that will start to purger this mess.
PURGE PURGE PURGE.
>Censorship is more powerful than ever. People lose their jobs over tweets or their careers end period, for no fricking reason.
I don't know, people were (and still are in some places) being imprisoned or executed for voicing some opinions. And censorship was much stronger when most people lived in a village where every person in your life would know about almost everything you did, and there was no concept of human rights or independent justice system to protect you.
>NOOOO I JUST WANT THEIR GULAG! IT'S SO MUCH BETTER
have a nice day, schizo
>I want the Chinese Communist Party to take over
>I hate commies
You are a brown thirdie
homie they all chinese
ravenclaw is the official house of yellow fever asian pussy smashing
>This is 10/10 in bongland
she's so cute
The real wifu all along
I don't get why they didn't just go for an stylized artstyle. Would look much better than these goblina abominations, and HP doesn't really need to be realistic. It should be magical and whimsical
So does this game only have hags or are there classfuls of newer students too?
cressida nakadashi
How does a AAA game fail where a zero budget mobile cashgrab succeeds?
Because budget can't buy soul.
Which house do I have to score as so that my wizard guy can get Chinese pussy?
Blue
>be gryffindor
>have HUGE glasses fetish
>love girls with wavy hair
Thank, Jesus. My prayers were heard.
Slytherine girl actually looks like this btw she suffer from a bad angle
Holy shit she just went up by like 200%
That's not even the same character, the hair and brows are completely different
Snake bro's we win again.
Doesn't seem like the same character at all. This looks like a player-created one. Stop baiting me into joining the vile snakes
Megane is cute
https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Everett_Clopton
lmao Eric Clapton in this b***h
Slytherin looks like she's going to go postal kek
Which weg is this?
https://f95zone.to/threads/hogwarts-lewdgacy-final-multisekaistudio.147422/
Bottom right and I guess top left look pretty cute.
But I've got no real interest in the game since it looks like something of a slog to play.
How is the game if you just ignore as much busy work as possible?
While the combat spells you use are limited to 4 (8 later) they really should have kept exploration spells totally separate
Who the frick wants repairo sitting as a spell option?
You unlock the ability to save spell pages later. You can have 18 spells available at any time.
Vanish me poopum!
>Cressida
Would
I want a hufflepuff gf because they’re loyal, love cooking and have green thumb
I wish there was a whole HP game just about dating Luna
Harry honestly a fricking moron going with Ginny instead.
Based Nevil took her. No wonder he grew up to be a fricking gigachad
>Based Nevil took her
You sure? I thought she ended up with some OC while Neville got Ron's used goods.
According to JK, she originally wanted Harry to end up with Luna but then she changed her mind because she came to the conclusion that Luna was introduced too late into the story
Luna actually didn't end up with Nevil. She ended up marrying some random guy who was mentioned like in the story from what I remember.
>According to JK, she originally wanted Harry to end up with Luna but then she changed her mind because she came to the conclusion that Luna was introduced too late into the story
FRICK
FRICK YOU ROWLING
FRICK
*like once
I can't believe JK adheres to the first girl rule like all my Nipponese anime!
>first girl rule
Then it would've been Hermione.
Platform 9 and 3/4; unless I've forgotten him meeting Hermione in Diagon but I'm pretty sure it was only Malfoy.
Imagine if we had gender-bent Malfoy.
>Imagine if we had gender-bent Malfoy.
Little Witch Academia?
LWA is basically The Worst Witch series from the '90s but with football hooligans as a threat because Trigger.
That isn't true. The plan was always Ginny, same thing with Ron and Hermione. The problem is that building the relationships was out of scope of the story and bringing them to the forefront ultimately ends up taking away attention from the main issue. That's why book six feels like mostly filler.
If you pay attention to Luna's introduction chapter you can feel she has a thing for Ron. Obviously that went nowhere because of space.
>Hermione is a hard pragmatist cold logic kind of person
>Luna is a dreamy, sensitive girl that believes in what doesn't make sense
They're the ANTITHESIS of each other, the stuff love triangle are made of. Rowling probably meant for Luna to date Ron instead in book six but felt she couldn't do it justice.
Black person, JK literally admitted on the podcast that Luna was going to be the og love interest. It's literally the reason why Luna's last name is "Lovegood". That and the fact that her and Harry had a connection with each other related to having a tragic past, losing their loved ones, feeling like they are weird, being able to see Thestrals, etc, etc
I think Ginny fits him better. Luna's just a fricking crackpot, whereas Ginny shares many of Harry's defining traits.
you are probably the only ginnygay on the planet
God Luna's dress is frick ugly.
Movie Luna is an objective improvement over Book Luna. I think if Rowling came out with a 2nd edition of the books, she'd rewrite Luna's character to reflect the Movie improvements.
nah me too, if you read them, you'll realise how much alike they were as people
Whether I am or not is irrelevant: it's canon.
She never said such a thing. You are imagining it or parroting someone who imagined this.
>Harry literally named his daughter Luna
>Luna ended up marring random oc guy just to not end up with loser like Nevil
>Movies gave Harry and Luna more chemistry and sweet scenes than the books
guys. I have a feeling that Rowling may have regretted something
Yeah the movie producers shipped them hard but in the books Harry is a lot colder to Luna in fifth year.
>she changed her mind because she came to the conclusion that Luna was introduced too late into the story
wow, it's been said before but what a shit writer, also she being introduced in the Order of the Phoenix is a little late? frick off
The frick is wrong with her feet here?
Movieverse Harry and Luna have great chemistry and is my headcanon
Booksverse is Harry x Hermione
FF is Harry x Fleur/Tonks
Harry x Fluer is pretty high tier but my fanfic ship is Harry x Daphne.
The problem with Daphne is that she's a blankslate.
A better version of her would be femDraco
Based Haphne god
Wasn't this girl turned into an asian chic into the movies?
4 mogs all others but the quality could be better
Aren't there multiple companions per house?
>best girl gets wasted on Huffletrannies
What did they mean by this?
Hufflepuff has always been the best house, it's a running theme
>create waifu mc
>win
>a bit older that the others
is mc canonically moronic?
Nah you transfer in as a 5th year but you have to get sorted like all the firsties. You still take big boy classes
She joins hogwarts on 5th year of studies, everyone else is sorted during the 1st year, that's why hat says that
>troon
Imagine bein self-insert moron so much, tha making female charcters associates with being a troony in your brain
>self-insert moron
Imagine hating yourself so much that you don't self-insert into all media.
waifu mc
>Self-inserting as a girl
Yeah the trannies (aka the israelites) have won.
china will replace the west
My wife is very pretty but she doesn't look like that in game and is kind of a c**t
I'm starting to welcome it.
>this will take another year to come out because they're basically remaking the game
Pain and suffering
Wait what? Why are they remaking the game?
They're changing and improving a lot of stuff. My guess is they didn't think the game would get so popular and now they have the budget to do some things right. Also, they seem to have noticed Cassandra is the girl people like so she's more present in the story after the changes.
Wasn't this korean? I can't fricking wait, hopefully there's dating like in hogwarts mystery
Magic Awakened has something like that, the Yule dance and a companion affection system.
I want a boyfriend tho?
Bottom right looks like Kaoru from Amagami SS. Kinda cute, not gonna lie. I guess that's because of sex hair.
i dont romance in games
its never written good and the women look like trogledytes
i will not be speaking to any of these npcs a single time unless forced to in which case i will pick the option that tells them to fuuuuccckkk offfffff
>would huffelpuff and gryffindor
Been single for too long
I’d gladly frick every single one of them
Y'all down bad fr like in the gutter bad
Some good surname with Jacob?
HUFFLECHADS DO WE EVER GET TIRED OF WINNING?
So what are the quirks of each houses anyway as someone from outside the fandom, at best i only know Gryffindors are the goody two shoes, slytherin are the slimy edgy ones but ravenclaws and hufflepuffs are unknown to me, at best i think huffleluffs are considered the hippies?
Griffyndors = Brave and challenge authority. The most morality-focused. Linked to animagus magic.
Slytherin = Clever but selfish (cunning). Deceptive. Linked to poisons and alchemy magic.
Ravenclaw = Nerds focused on studying and knowledge above all. Linked to traditional magic.
Hufflepuff = Focused on friendship and cooperation. Humble. Reputation for being pushovers. Linked to botany and herbalism.
>Gryffindors are furries
kek
soo, we know werewolf can have puppies and wolves as ofpring
what happens if two animagus have sex in their animal form?
Someone ask Rowling
>Pettigrew shows that they can also stay in that form for over a decade with no ill effects
Ruh roh
This has lore. If two transformed animagi reproduce, it's either an extremely high chance of not being viable, or it's a compatible animal that's kinda-sorta smarter than most animals.
Huh so Hufflepuffs are quite literally hippies.
They are located right beside the kitchens with the willing house-elf slaves too.
What is this linked to animagus shit? Combat would be a better choice. Godric was a warmage that would 1v1 muggles with a sword and kicked the shit out of gobbos.
I meant that wizards and teachers specialized in that type of magic have typically hailed from those houses. But they all do all sorts of magic.
Transfiguration would probably be better than limiting it to animagus. It also leans into the combat as they can alter/control the battlefield.
Lions = brave, stubborn
Claws = intelligent, condescending
Snakes = cunning, amoral
Badgers = loyal, reserved
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends.
>not brave just dont feel fear
>like justice and loyalty, but too lazy to toil for others only my own goals
>knowledge is nice, but I'm too moronic for ravenclaw, wisdom and thinking is somebody I'm good at though.
>cunning is nice but not at any means
I dunno the only thing I Can say for sure is not slytherin
Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those
Whose ancestry is purest."
Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose
Intelligence is surest."
Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those
With brave deeds to their name."
Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot,
And treat them just the same."
These differences caused little strife
When first they came to light,
For each of the four founders had
A House in which they might
Take only those they wanted, so,
For instance, Slytherin
Took only pure-blood wizards
Of great cunning, just like him,
And only those of sharpest mind
Were taught by Ravenclaw
While the bravest and the boldest
Went to daring Gryffindor.
Good Hufflepuff, she took the rest,
And taught them all she knew,
Thus the Houses and their founders
Retained friendships firm and true.
You're a puff
well from this it's either puff or griff.
Again, I imagine deeds of bravery to my name would be extremely easy since essentially there is no fear
on the other hand, I'm a huge justice gay
should mention, I took a look at the houses.
Slyherin entrance is best, ravenclaw and huff interior is best.
While griff entrance and interior is shit
slith interior is shit.
Gryffindors are chivalrous, brave and somewhat arrogant.
Slytherins are cunning, ressourceful, ambitious, and have a certain disdain for rules.
Ravenclaws are the reddit house, people will say they are smart but that's literally a Slytherin trait. Ravenclaws are the house that likes to think themselves smart. Learning books by heart like a wagie does not make you smart. Their traits are workaholism. They are hard-workers, basically wagies. Wisdom fits them more than intelligence.
And finally Hufflepuffs are the nice guy beta house, but their traits are actually decent, it's just that rowling is a dumb woman who was unable to show them properly through the books. They have loyalty, fairplay, patience and justice.
I definitely feel like Hufflepuff was an afterthought. All of Rowling's lore about Hufflepuff came after the books were finished; they got zero screen time in the novels. Admittedly the post-novel pictures of their commonroom look comfy as frick.
They had Cedric I guess. Which is ironic because people who haven't read the books always think he's a Gryffindor.
Would have been much better if Harry had a friend in every house like he was originally supposed to be, with Hermione as a ravenclaw and Ron as a Hufflepuff.
The weasley twins are clearly slytherins as well, and Percy is a ravenclaw too.
Given his character traits, I bet Cedric was written as a Gryffindor but Rowling made him Hufflepuff at the 12th hour because... who the frick else did they have?
No?
He's all about fairplay during the tourney. He gives the tip to Harry about the egg because Harry told him about the dragons, and that the other two participants also knew. Then he was ready to give the trophy to Harry because Harry saved him in the labyrinth.
Now granted, Harry shows fairplay as well, but Cedric was also in the bath for hours to find the egg's secret, which shows patience, a Hufflepuff trait. Harry would never have stayed that long.
Keep in mind that Peter Pettigrew was Gryffindor, not Slytherin. The Sorting Hat HAS been wrong before.
It also sorted Hermoine into Gryffindor. You know, the girl whose primary character trait is being smart? Yeah, she wasn't sorted into the smart house.
It would be fricking lame if every character in a house acted the same. In fact the original writing for Slytherin (all of them are evil buttholes) is fricking lame and makes no sense the house would be allowed to exist at all if they are all like that. Thankfully they've been trying to move away from that and flesh them out more.
Anyway the Sorting Hat looks deeper than your basic personality to sort you. Hermoine is a nerd, but she's also brave, challenges authority, is proud, she has many of the Gryffindor traits.
That's why my favorite Slytherin is Slughorn. He's the textbook definition of what Slytherin are meant to be.
Professor Ronen the Charms guy is kind of the Slughorn of the game. He's very outgoing and friendly but he likes to get out of the classroom and teach through experiences. And it's implied he does that because he wants to show off a bit too.
He looks dope. I hope I grow into the cool but cringy old guy. Also that sense of fashion, frick me. I want that snake clasp.
Yeah he's a fun character to watch and he's passionate about magic. He definitely embodies the better side of Slytherin. I like when he just hangs out in the courtyard charming and flying around paper birds.
And the Japanese flying instructor. She's a transfer but somehow is sorted into Slytherin. Again she aspired to be a Quidditch champion and she's very passionate about brooms.
>She's a transfer but somehow is sorted into Slytherin
Slytherin is the best, the house isn't for unironic shitters its for people that want to be great and successful.
Merlin was a Slytherin and his whole thing is that he's the single greatest wizard to ever exist.
If Slytherin is so great, and so full of accomplished wizards, then why are all the incompetent shitters sorted into it?
like ron and neville?
like voldemort?
Rowling frick up in the books, by not really giving Slytherin a fair chance. Everything post the books has been trying to give them a better reputation.
Because by the time Harry arrives at the school an unearned sense of pride has taken over the house, they're all from old money or have a chip on their shoulder.
Slytherin are at their best when they're proactive rather than assuming their own superiority.
Cringe and autismpilled
True but when it comes to Slytherin teachers with the exception of Ronan it seems like the others just fell into it.
>Sharp was a successful auror who retired after his partner was killed
>Kogawa wanted to be a famous Quidditch player
>Black only became headmaster for the recognition but hates doing the actual job
On the flip side you have Hecat and Shah who just enjoy their subjects, I'd argue Ravenclaws are best suited as teachers. The Hufflepuff teachers are kind of stereotypical in the sense they're the Herbology and Beasts ones. I thought it was refreshing that the asian Ravenclaw girl likes plants at least.
I don't know what houses the Divination teacher, librarian, caretaker and nurse belong to and if those play into stereotypes.
Also find it weird that so far, I've found Arithmancy and Muggle Studies classrooms in the game but there's no teachers at the school for those subjects?
Can we frick the Hufflepuff hippie mommy?
Only if your surname is Weasley.
>Can we frick the Hufflepuff hippie mommy?
No, also she's a dyke
this cute ginger should have been the weasley instead of the old bootleg mcgonagall hag
Bootleg Mcgonagall is the most uninspired character tbh.
Seriously, you could do so many creative and inventive things with teachers. Goofy herbology cutie is a great example.
But no, you get turkish (lol) slughorn, bootleg minerva, a mix of severus and alastor, and african trelawney
The others are distinct enough while calling back (or forward chronologically speaking) to the HP teachers. Weasley is the worst one to me because her design and voice are even reminiscent of Mcgonagall and she even teaches Transfiguration and is deputy head.
>I don't know what houses the Divination teacher
She specifically is from another country as a teacher from Uagadu, the African school.
She has no house but seems like she'd be a Gryffindor.
Besides, Black is unironically a good headmaster and Sharp has little patience for childish pranks but is a solid potions teacher all the same.
Kogawa just never really managed to make the cut but even in-universe Mahoshoko never really got into the sport. She still has the ambition though.
Isn't the whole point of Phineas Black that he's a stuck-up, incompetent boob?
Nah, Simon Pegg is perfectly fine just doesn't really care for anything that isn't specifically his job as the headmaster. As stated, he doesn't really like the job but he is competent enough at it.
The Ministry and the rest of the wizarding world have precious little to do with him though he could stand to take a more proactive stance with the Poachers and goblins all over the place.
That's where you come in.
So basically he's just a very pragmatic guy focused solely on school business and doesn't want Hogwarts students and staff getting embroiled in Goblin rebellion, ancient magic and poacher shenanigans?
I understand Black on that level at least but the way he relegates everything to prof Weasley isn't a great look either.
Understandably so, the guys dislike of his job is well known but the school istelf does run smoothly and nobody can really find fault with his choices in teachers, even if transfer teachers is highly unususal for Hogwarts.
Prof Weasley is basically the assistant head, its his job to assist with putting those choices into action and Black is still trying to stop a large portion of bullshit coming the schools way.
He is very adept at handling the ministry and the politics that come with being the headmaster of Hogwarts, even if his policy is "not my problem".
>even if his policy is "not my problem".
it's a school to be honest, it shouldn't be his problem
Hogwarts was the political center of England's wizarding issues and pretty much always had been. Everything starts and ends at Hogwarts.
I haven't got that far into the story yet but he does seem to have some friction with the ministry. I guess it makes sense though when the UK wizarding community is supposed to be pretty small. The government would be breathing down your neck when they have literally one school to oversee. It'd make Black's job more political when he really should just be dealing with headmaster business.
And they seem to put more emphasis on the magical community being small in this game. The student count feels more realistic. There are never more than like a dozen students per class. I like that since the movies went overboard and made it seem like there were thousands of Hogwarts students and wizards.
Because of the structure of the Wizarding World, the Hogwarts Head is basically considered to be the best wizard of their age in the UK. But Black rejects the idea and just wants to focus on students actually learning as they're supposed to.
Relative to its size the UK has a large amount of Wizards, its one of the larger wizarding communities overall and the reason that the UK has such a long-reaching grip on the wizarding world.
Merlin is to blame for it, Camelot would've made muggles a distant memory.
>Uagadu
no fricking way
I'm not saying the Slytherin staff are bad at their jobs, I can just see that they had greater ambitions at one point and now they have settled into teaching.
>I'm not saying the Slytherin staff are bad at their jobs, I can just see that they had greater ambitions at one point and now they have settled into teaching.
Ahhh a true teacher
"Those who can't do teach. And those who can't teach, teach PE."
This expression has probably done a lot to hurt the caliber of person willing to teach.
>Much (some would say all) magic originated in Africa, and Uagadou graduates are especially well versed in Astronomy, Alchemy and Self-Transfiguration. The wand is a European invention, and while African witches and wizards have adopted it as a useful tool in the last century, many spells are cast simply by pointing the finger or through hand gestures.
WE
Except we know that to be bullshit and hand magic is considered archaic and prone to misfire, even in the books.
Wands were adopted as the best tool for magic because they're prescision though the far east still use long chants and paper charms, wand magic is bascially using a rapier or scalple.
Potions guy was also Slytherin in this game and was a really skilled Auguor for the Minsitry.
The Headmaster, Simon Pegg, was also Slytherin too. Then you have Sebastian, who is your homie and best bro in the game.
Slughorn's ambitions are not THAT great. He just takes opporunities to make money.
He also got outsmarted by a teenager Tom.
Again, young Dumbledore is more what Slytherins are like.
To be fair, Riddle worked pretty much everyone, Dumbledore included.
I thought her primary trait was everyone wanted to frick her.
lol not anymore
Well yeah, women age like milk. I'm talking about years ago.
Her primary trait is that she'll do ANYTHING for house points. But you've got to start off with small things. If you make her angry you have to give her some small gifts to improve her mood, then try again. Also always do your paper work and read your books so you can do paperwork better.
That's just one of the many plotholes
Even then, Peter doesn't really fit in any house, not even Slytherin. There's no house for the garbage. Same for Crabbe and Goyle.
Pettigrew does display some Gryffindor traits of loyalty and courage in the books, they're just misplaced. He at least worked up the courage to try and persuade Voldemort from harming Harry, and did fulfill his Marauder's purpose of protecting Harry at the cost of his life like the others.
loyalty is a hufflepuff trait not gryffindor
Some other guy said earlier that Pettigrew pretty much didn't fit into any house. He was cowardly, dumb, half-blooded, and hugely unliked. He should have booted out like Hagrid day one.
Cedric not being Slytherin is the second biggest miss of the books right after Harry not getting him some neuro divergent ravenclaw puss from Luna.
Would have fleshed the house out beyond muh buttholes.
A Slytherin Cedric would not have returned the favor to Harry twice.
And Hufflecucks needed the fleshing out too.
Frick off Cursed Child homosexual
I get that people are sour that their preferred house didn't get more screen time, but keep in mind the book was written from the perspective of three Gryffindors. Had the series been titled Luna Lovegood and the Missing Shoe then I bet Ravenclaw would have had all the story beats.
>he weasley twins are clearly slytherins as well,
Isn't it more about what house you WANT to be in more than anything else?
So if Draco wanted to be Hufflepuff, he would just be the biggest butthole Hufflepuff in the books.
Hufflepuff are paladins
Ravenclaw are wizards (double wizards I guess)
Slytherins are rogues
Gryffindors are rank-and-file warriors
>Isn't it more about what house you WANT to be in more than anything else?
After they retconned to be, yes.
Retconned? That shit was in the very first book. The Sorting Hat WILL let you choose what house you want if you're uncertain.
>Isn't it more about what house you WANT to be in more than anything else?
I mean, yes. But their character traits are clearly Slytherin.
They are ambitious with their shop project, making money from hosting gambles while they are at school, always break the rules, they show ressourcefulness by sneaking around the castle constantly etc (They didn't always have the map, and even then they had to be pretty cunning to get it)
Dumbledore also constantly shows Slytherin traits, especially in his youth.
This is actually a good summary of each house, though if I had to break it down into various MMO or basic multiplayer classes
Gryffindors: warriors, tanks, stronger focus on offense with some experience in heavier-hitting melee weapons. Probably the closest thing you can get to a fighter class in a game like this.
Ravenclaw: hardcore DPS "mage" (most "mage" of the houses,) probably large focus on AOE and CC attacks. almost entirely specialized in ranged combat via crazy spells.
Slytherins: Rogues, thieves, sneaky classes that focus on devious curses or dark magic - probably a mix of long-ranged spells and short-ranged melee,
>Hufflepuff: Support classes, this can probably split between healing and buffs through a preference in potions & herbology, or offensive support through their closeness with magical beasts and animals (so sort of like hunter or pet-tamer class as well.)
Rather than Rogues for Slytherin I'd go with something more akin to bards.
Their greatest strength is that they can do a little of everything but use clever words more often than not avoid trouble.
Their most dominant descriptor is cunning, they can still do sneak stuff but they're at their best when they're talking.
See you say this but look at the actual genius characters.
Voldemort - Slytherin, would rekt any Ravenclaw, more powerful than Dumbledore.
Dumbledore, rekt Grindelwald even when he had the Elder Wand in a fight.
Snape, very underrated, invented like 7 spells as a teenager, Occlumency and general Dark arts skills, master potoineer, can fool Voldemort and did so for years. Obviously can also rekt any Ravenclaw.
Notable canon Ravenclaw's.
Professor Flitwick, ok, fair. Dueling Champion, doesn't really do much though.
Gilderoy Lockhart, lol.
Ching Chong, oh sorry I meant Cho Chang.
Luna Lovegood, a bit of a schizo but endearing.
Seems to me that Ravenclaw's are pretty shit on the whole.
Generally I think they mainly go into research or higher level Ministry jobs. The Department of Mysteries seems to be the type of place filled with Ravenclaws
Voldemort was not more powerful than Dumbledore. Dumbledore just being alive discouraged Voldemort from going public and taking over the Ministry. He only did what he did after Dumbledore died.
Dumbledore even single-handedly whooped his ass at the Ministry; Voldemort got away only because Dumbledore didn't want to leave Harry.
You are forgetting Dumbledore had the Elder Wand.
Irrelevant. It was a tool in his arsenal. Besides, the history of the Elder Wand is pretty clear that having it is usually a bad thing.
Tom didn't even know about the Elder Wand's existence until after his death. Even without it, he was deathly scared of Albus, so much so a chapter is literally named after him.
lol?
That's why he was afraid of him, he never faced a Dumbledore that didn't have the elder wand.
He had never faced Dumbledore in a duel until 1996 and even before that his reputation of being scared of Albus was well-known.
So yes, he was scared of him even without knowing that he had the Elder Wand.
Slytheringgays are pathetic
>Red
The protag house who are supposed to be brave and chivalrous, though they can be very arrogant and act like everything is a competition. They can also be bullies though they're just as likely to be bully hunters.
>Blues.
Turbo autistic gigga swots, they're a house that has more quirky types than the others but they are all genuinely smart and insightful. Issues arise around those that are scholarly because they'll sabotage eachother for better grades.
Though most of them are happy to just learn shit about magic and are happy to share that knowledge.
>Yellow.
Nice people and loyal, you you could also call them the working class of the potter verse because that's how JKR thought of them. They aren't afraid to work up a sweat and most are pretty friendly, not easy to piss off in general.
But they tend to assume the best in everyone and work under the assumption that everyone else will be as willing to work for things as they are, or as nice about it.
>Snek.
Best house but has a problem with their pride. Namely in how they get a chip on their sholder just form being sorted into it, but their traits aren't bad on their own.
They're cunning and resourceful but all that really means is that they're unafraid of using curses, potions or other means to get the best result though but even in the lore, when you get a good Slytherin you have found somebody that can be as brave, clever or loyal as any othe the others.
>the slytherin is a Black person
>people speculated the ravenclaw would be a cute asian
bros...
They're not even romance options, they're just npcs exclusive to the houses
wait is this true?
Yes, there's no romance in the game.
Why do they always put the ching chong in Ravenclaw?
Either way my originally intended route of cute Hufflepuff gf still stands
BECAUSE ASIANS ARE LE SMART LOL
BTW WE'RE NOT RACIST HERE'S 1800 BRITAIN WITH HALF THEIR POPULATION CONSISTING OF MIXED AMERICANS
Fricking ruined my in-house loyalty with this bugshit. Any Hufflefu is still there
What happens when you make a black/asian/indian character? Do they change?
Do they change when you make a bodytype 2 character?
How's the PC port?
Replace that with 60 fps. You're dreaming if you put 120 fps.
>t.3060 poorgay
how poor are you, consoletoddler?
Gryffindore is female Finn Wolfhard
What about the boyfriends??
Who the frick would willingly choose to be Slytherin? It's a house of stuck-up, obnoxious, inbred twats. Your girlfriend is guaranteed to be a seedy c**t, any friends you have will be Voldemort-diddling homosexuals, and your house head will probably hate you if you're not pureblooded.
Real men choose Hufflepuff. Hufflepuff's are comfy as frick.
Yeah, it's either the puff or the lions for me too.
>does not want to commit genocide with bully blonde gf
NGMI
That bully blond gf will probably be fat, dumb, and have genetic damage from inbreeding.
Pure blood != inbreeding
>dumb, fat
Yeah, surely house of narcissists that usually become most successful mages after school will have that
There are plenty of fat, ugly, and stupid Slytherins. In fact, seeing as how they're the villain house, I'd argue they have more than most.
>Real men choose Hufflepuff
holy cope. youre a sissy femboy bawd and my bwc is going to slytherin your dirty ass
You don't even have a card, pussy. Don't rep a house you weren't sorted into. I bet you got Pukwudgie too you absolute mongrel.
Whatever i wanted to play as a mystery meat from the trailer anyway might as well have an ugly chink gf
Hufflepuff and Gryffindor are cute, Slytherin would look nicer with a different hairstyle/hair down but Ravenclaw is just an ugly chink
>"smart" house - asian
>"naive" house - white
>"evil" house - black
>"good" house - israelite
/v/bros.. i thought this game was supposed to be le based and antisemitic? paid WB marketers wouldn't lie to me right??? RIGHTT??????
Literally none of those is black or israeli
what about the boyfriends?
asking for my girlfriend
le engaging choices
lmao it looks like my sister is bottom right. A bit more gremliny but pretty close.
>have to join homosexualpuff for the aryan gf
Slytherin bros.... it's over
Why do these children all look 35+ years old?
>Hufflepuff and Gryffindor girls are cute
>Ravenclaw and Slytherine girls look like shit
This is blatant favoritism
Hufflepuff fricking WINS yet again
Gryffindor girl is ugly.
>top right
yep hufflechads always win
Top right my choice. Unfortunately it looks like she is Hufflepuff. Why are the best e-girls always Hufflepuff
la creatura....
Hufflepuff Chads report in
What were they thinking with the pitch options? Anything other than default sounds robotic. They just ran it trough some cheap audio filter.
That's pitch options in a nut shell. Even the very best ones only have one or maybe two notches away from center as tolerable, if that.
So which one is the troony house? I'd say Gryffindor, since they are obnoxious and arrogants. Hufflepuff are probably huge homosexuals, but are not going to throw a tantrum over it. Ravenclaw maybe, since they like experiments and going full "progress". In Slytherin they would probably be bullied all day.
Gryffindor because trannies are BRAVE!
Ravenclaw is autistic about the truth so they wouldn't buy into it.
Hufflepuff is likewise honest. They wouldn't lie to the world about who and what they are.
Slytherin would go troony for the advantages, but they're grifter trannies, not honest ones.
Gryffindor would have the bravery to tell a man he isn't a woman.
Ravenclaw would point out that witches and wizards have souls, so clearly they were born as they should be. (Souls are in universe in HP)
Slytherin would bully to suicide, laugh about their suicide, and then bully their parents over the fact their boy killed themselves.
Hufflepuff might accept them, idk, it is a gay house.
Hufflepuff would remind them frequently - but not obnoxiously - about their mistake and patiently wait for them to correct said mistake.
>Slytherin would bu
No they wouldnt. That would be an instant avada kedavra and incendio to burn the corpse
>Cast avada kedavra at the mirror to kill the hideous reflection staring back at you and reveal the true beauty underneath
>Another 41%-er
Kids shouldn't be taught avada kedavra, it's too dangerous!
Slytherins may do either of these things, unless there is something to gain by gaslighting the troony and giving it the validation it seeks. Like having your name in its will, or getting closer to an actual 10/10 woman he orbits around.
Then they proceed into 41% subtle assist.
Slytherin - Ganker degenerates
Gryffindor - twitter b***hes
Ravenvclaw - reddit whiners
Hufflepuff - tiktok zoomers
Rightoids wanting the high school romance they never got lol Accio incels
Video games that make every single character look "average" have some bizarre uncanny valley unrealness to them, in how they don't really reflect the diversity of beauty standards in the real world. If you walk around your nearest busy town for an hour you'll see a wide range of faces ranging from ugly to normal to attractive. Video games that show only average looking people miss this completely and the end result is that the games themselves feel surreal and unimmersive.
They are pandering to ugly tumblr femcels, of course it's going to be unrealistic.
It's really funny because companies will throw a lot of money and dev time at creating these highly detailed immersive worlds that try to make you feel as close to really experiencing them as you can get and then this shit takes you right out of it
Good post.
gryfindork one is pretty cute
>they put a Black person into slytherin
are you kidding me?
Did you forget about Blaise Zabini?
If only Columbus had directed all the films instead of Cuaron coming in at PoA and opening the adaptation to subversion.
Zabini is black in the books too
He's not black, he's Italian!
Frick off Black person you will never be Italian
you sure he didin't rob some poor unsuspecting slytherin? he looks like he did
He's a book canon character described to be a beautiful and tall black Slytherin boy who was very vain about his appearance. His mom is said to be beautiful as well and was a seductress who had many husbands
and you morons make fun of daz gobbos when western vidya females look even uglier
I can't wait for the inevitable nude mod
here are. it's more than one. So you say here are. If it was one, you say here is.
Wow, they're all ugly.
HuffleGODS… we can’t fricking lose
Hufflepuff > Gryffindor > Slytherin >>> Ravenclaw
Did they make none of them attractive on purpose?
I only care about exterminating non-wizards and Black folk, other houses are irrelevant.
To be fair Ravenclaw was always the asiatic house, remember ching chong or whatever he name was.
Man, there goes my playthrough of being a psychopath Ravenclaw. I have never seen an Asian with Down Syndrome.
Gonna have to go as a Stalinst/Leninist Honeybadger now.
According to an anon these are just NPCs. There is no romance.
Besides you could easily go for cross-house bonding with the Hufflefu
Where are the bussy?
Is it confirmed there's romance then?
Leaks said no.
No there isn't, these are just NPCs. OP is a gay.
yeah you can get your weebfeatures in your fricking weebgames c**t if fricking schoolkids is your thing go rape a baby
Why are you crying?
it would make the game more realistic.
I have two questions.
1.) Is a young Dumbledore in the game
2.) Can I bully him as a Slytherin with the last name riddle?
I'm pretty sure this game pre-dates every canon character with the exception of the Philosopher's Stone guy. What was his name? I forget.
Flamel, and thanks for the answer.
>1.) Is a young Dumbledore in the game
We don't know, he might be, He was born 1881 and the game takes place sometime in the 1890's
So he might be a first year, a fifth year, or too young/old.
What's the Hufflepuff girl's name?
I wanted to see the Hogwarts founders' nationalities and found it funny.
Godric Gryffindor is English, Helga Hufflepuff is Welsh, Rowena Ravenclaw is Scottish and Salazar Slytherin is fricking Irish
>Salazar Slytherin is fricking Irish
Typical English trying to paint themselves as the hero while the Irish are evil Papists.
Somehow that doesn't surprise me considering Seamus was Irish and he was always blowing shit up.
was he the one who blew up the bridge in the last movie?
Yes.
>Fricking Muggles
That explains the green
>Slytherin, the snake.
>Saint drove the snakes from Ireland.
God I fricking hate JKR, but that is fricking funny.
Slytherin is the best house though.
This isn't confirmed, Salazar is assumed to be English or Irish because he lived near some Fens (To me this indicates east England)
But we're talking pre-norman invasion so even if Godric and Salazar were from Engand they would be different than people think.
>Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those Whose ancestry is purest."
Maybe he wasn't a pureblood purist but a Celt and was fed up of G*rms claiming they deserved a place in his school
He hated muggles and muggle culture. He didn't like muggleborns because of the disruption they brought in. He also didn't trust them. Pretty much he wanted to keep degens out or at least make them assimilate to wizarding culture. He wanted purebloods in his house because they were the most traditional.
Why can't the west model attractive females anymore?
Engine issue+uncanny valey
Why these dumb modern western devs arent capable of designing beautiful/cute girls anymore? Frick'em.
orgy in the hufflepuff quarter !!!! i knew we huffle chad where based but that's beyond reason
Hufflepuffs definitely lost their v-cards first. Their commonroom was comfy as frick, their dorms are comfy as frick, and their professors are all basically moronic or intentionally turn a blind eye. You just know they were growing grass, fricking like rabbits, and winding down with Grateful Dead.
>growing grass
7th years probably brew the luck potion and give it out to first years as an initiation rite.
>comfy commonroom
>close to food
>lot of sex
how can other house compete
By not being obese.
>virgin twiglets
put some weight before talking skinny ass skeleton
Was Molly Weasley Hufflepuff? She strikes me as the type. I bet she was a pudgy cutie before... seven kids.
Nah. She has to be a Gryffindor or we would hear about it. Her family is all Gryffindor, seeing as she had two brothers who died in the first war.
Imagine having borderline eugenics based on where you dormed in middle/high school.
In grand scheme of things hogwarts is like 7 years out of someone’s very long wizard life.I’m in my early thirties and it would just be moronic to around bragging about being a Huskie or a Bobcat when I was in high school. Maybe UK is different?
>Maybe UK is different?
Eton
don't think of it like middle/hs think of it like college
But college has things like admittance requirements, choice in where to go, specializations.
Hogwarts is a public school, and outside of your class materials and attire it’s free to attend. It’s also the only choice unless you are going to leave the country or in other schools cases, the continent.
If Louisiana State University was the only college in North America no one would brag about it
Sure but the magic house influences their whole life, with Slytherin being given a bad rep and students from it given a hard time after graduating unironically.
I'm sure there are plenty of businesses that only hire purebloods.
I don’t think people care post hogwarts, if anything because slytherin are generally pure bloods with long standing lineages they get the fast track to key businesses and positions. All connections
Imagine trying to open up something like a wand shop and your competition has been doing it for 400 years
Kind of have to wonder what most Witches and Wizards even do post graduation, considering how small the world seems.
Everybody just works for the ministry?
Ollivander only had that monopoly in England. There were a shit-ton of other wandmakers throughout Europe. Apparently America had one per state, and they were all twats about what wood is the best wood, what core is the best core...
Huffepuffs unite!
Shame my patronus is a fricking buzzard, though.
This is why Dumbledore was gay. There are not attractive women in the UK, he had no choice but to hit up men.
Remember that outside of the movies, the only people described as beautiful are the French girls. Ginny is described as popular, but not hot. It’s a school of uggos.
HufflePuff > Gryffindor > Slytherin > Ravenclaw
>The last good Harry Potter game came out in 2009
Frick
Can you at least date Luna in this game or does it just clumsily follow the movie?
try to guess