He's going to be evil, right?

He's going to be evil, right?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    obviously.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yup Black person he's mesmer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Melina is Messmer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This but unironically
        Children of Marika, left eye shut with the tat over Melina's shut eye possibly being a dragon claw, both associated with fire...it's possible Melina is Messmer's anima the same way Radagon is Marika's animus.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's just going to be another boss which attacks you for no reason but with a sad music in the background who utters "Zanzibart..." As he dies, just like every other soulshit "character"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Low IQ subhuman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He is 100% right, fromdrone-kun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      name a boss that attacks you for no reason

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Melania

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shazamtrannies lost.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mohg is going to be retroactively redeemed. For the brother fricking I mean, not the whole blood cult thing.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes and he's going to make you lick his feet

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nah there'll be some sort of twist like the dream being about what the villagers did to Kos and her kid and how its all justified.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He will try (and succeed in) to use shadow tree to eclipse the erdtree from the main game. Once eclipse commences he will become the final boss of the expansion.

    Mesmer the snake-boy is akin to Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He may or may not be the final boss. He's just a spirit without a body at this point, same as Melina and Ranni, and you don't fight either of them.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Torrent is gonna betray us because of Miquella gay little branches. Were fighting Torrent boss trust me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We already have that though, that's the ancestral spirit boss.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We're going to get an ending where he becomes Elden Lord, mends the Elden Ring and we pound his bussy until he's pregnant with an entire pantheon of new gods.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not after I get to his butthole

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    100%, he will be one of those benevolent "I do this for your own good" tyrants, like that homosexual Maruki from Purseowner 5 that leftards love because they unironically love Fascistic self-appointed leaders as long as they align with their misguided sense of pain prevention at all costs......

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you deserve to be raped
      ok chudcel

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >you deserve to be raped
        but women love to be raped, females get unironically turned on by demonstrations of strength

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          All those weinstein raped disagree

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's 90% going to be a Simmu expy given the hermaphroditism and dream themes, Mitsubishi is probably going to keep ripping off Tanith Lee for this game, the Realm of Shadow might as well be just Innerearth

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If my waifu isn't in the DLC I'm leaving a bad review. Simple as.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt any of the base npcs will be in
      Maybe Ranni might make it since she can't be killed, can astral project and Miyazaki is obsessed with her

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember any evidence of anything clearly problematic that miquella has done. I'm guessing that a major aspect of his character will be the question of the morality of compelling someone to do something arguably good or positive, but that they wouldn't have otherwise done. Miquella has seemingly given many groups and individuals genuine reasons to admire and respect him, so this concept of "compelling" someone is unclear. He understands and manipulates wants and needs, but there's some other element to it, as the bewitching branch suggests

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's a colossal frick-up and hubristic moron. Just look at the Haligtree's 'promise' - empty, hollow, rotted, useless.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anyone in ER who isn't?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, the expansion has the ultimate soulsborne twist. There is no Miquella boss fight, the Lands Between is healed, and then all the remembrances of the characters show up and start clapping.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would actually be good.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you defeat miquella
    >cutscene happens
    >a random voice line which will create 100 lore videos
    >you defeat miquella after rolling for 10 minutes
    >another random voice line

    KINO OMG KIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KINO KINOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM KINOEING!!!!!!!!!

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for moronic time travel bullshit, a re-skinned Malenia, re-skinned Radahn and a bunch of useless garbage I'll never use!

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the DLC will be rouge-lite

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