Stress, more than likely with a dash of bad genes.
AVGN hasn't been fun for him for over a decade and his big debut as a film maker flopped fricking hard.
Why are men (most on this board are incels or volcels anyways) so obsessed with their hairline?
Even the biggest hunks sound like little girlies when they start panicking about their hair.
It's really just funny to me because there used to be all those stupid photoshops to give him a shit hairline and you'd see it and be like "wait is that real" but this time it actually is
It's funny too because the dudes who are terrified of going bald are the ones who end up doing stupid shit like getting hair plugs or taking medicine just to maintain what little scraps they have left. As soon as mine started thinning even a little I just started shaving my head completely, looks a lot better than dudes clinging to the Costanza.
>It's funny too because the dudes who are terrified of going bald are the ones who end up doing stupid shit like getting hair plugs or taking medicine just to maintain what little scraps they have left. As soon as mine started thinning even a little I just started shaving my head completely, looks a lot better than dudes clinging to the Costanza.
Holy cope
Imagine being a bald cell when one pill a day could save you
Because terminally online meek men become like women. They keep obsessing over height, manly jaws, hairline, "mogging" and all that shit, probably while spending increasing amount of time In front of mirror worrying about their own looks, that no one else but themselves pay attention to. Neurotic spergs, but with womanly interests instead of old school autism hobbies like trains and planes. They remind me of mean spirited homosexuals on E! Entertainment program back in the day, those nasty gays and hags who gossip about celebrities gaining weight
>"UUURGH ALL THESE SHITTY FRICKING GAMES" >"I think i'm really losing it this time!" >"wait, I know! I'll go to Japan! Surely the place that makes all these great games like Contra and Metroid will let me mellow out from all this madness" >nerd flys to japan >arino is the chauffeur >nerd asks him to show him where he can find "some cool games" but arino mishears it as "kusoge" >arino takes him to a retro game shop and buys a bunch of shitty games >nerd realizes that he can't understand the text so asks arino to stay and translate it for him as he plays
>nerd asks him to show him where he can find "some cool games" but arino mishears it as "kusoge"
Pure fricking kino
It'd be better if they inherently understood each other despite the language barrier like it was Tekken
James is a soda-brained troglodyte that never made a real movie despite studying film for 10 years.
His children are also soda-brained and raised on an anutritious diet of soda, fried food and frozen peas.
His wife, has tattoos, because she was soda-brained from a young age as well and as a result has had countless sexual experiences outside of James and her children.
The only reason James has any kind of presence in the public consciousness is because there are enough soda-brained people out there that saw him do a bowel movement on camera while they were children to fondly remember the experience and want to give him their money as reparations.
I literally do not care. Maintaining hair is too much work and I'll still be an ugly moronic virgin regardless
Too bad that my old ass dad still has full hair, so no baldness for me
>Too bad that my old ass dad still has full hair, so no baldness for me
That doesn’t necessarily mean you won’t. It can skip generations or be passed down from your mothers side
sorry but in my family all the men died in old age with luscious hair; i'm 30 and everyone assumes i'm in my early 20s from how thick my hair is i just wish my beard was as dark as my hair; irish genes
i just really feel bad for trannies who fall for the "you can be it if you believe it" rhetoric and then they all have heinous hairlines but are too autistic to get wigs
Couple threads ago anon said that Mike was actually James's campus buddy (basically someone hired by James's parents to be James friend)
How true is this?
I'm mildly autistic but even I managed to make some "friends" back in high school.
Is James actually severely autistic?
Yep, he used to ride the short bus and didn't use the washroom before heading to school one morning and ended up pissing himself on the bus, bus drive pulled over and yelled at him and made him sit in his peepee pants the rest of the way to school, it's all in his book.
They were friends in college sure but I doubt Mike was literally hired to be James's friend, that seems like regular Ganker schizo shit.
Considering both of them seem pretty autistic in real life and both like retro games, it's a match made in heaven.
James and Mike have told how they met on some videos.
If I remember correctly they just met at a college party on Mike's dorm where James got piss drunk and either puked all over the place or broke something, went the next day to apologize and noticed all his nes games, and from then kind of became friends
Unironically because you weren't as exposed to him before. He's always been a little spergy, even going to special ed classes. Getting drunk at a college party is something anyone can manage, even the spergiest of guys.
Buy his book. The audiobook is read by him, and it's a real treat. It's a frank and honest account of a boy with learning disabilities following his dreams.
32 year old dude here.
Am I balding?
I went to a dermatologist this week and he said it's difficult to determine the condition of my hairline without specialized equipment, especially since he doesn't have a reference for what it looked like in my youth. Unfortunately, I don't have any photos from the late 1990s or early 2000s to provide, as I used to wear a bowl cut. He noted that my crown and vertex appear to be in excellent condition, but mentioned that my temples might be receding slightly, though it could simply be the natural maturation of my hairline.
it's receding but it could just stop there for decades, or it could keep going until you're bald
almost all white guys will "bald" to some extent it's just a matter of how far it goes
look at your male relatives for an idea of how bad it may get
My dad is bald but he started seriously losing hair in his late 30s. I'm nearly 30 and still not showing signs of balding, but if it hits at 40+ then I won't really give a shit by then.
>Been taking finasteride since I was 23 when I started to notice a recline >Hairline fully recovered after 2 years, still got it when I'm turning 32 soon >No side effects
Finasteride is the make-up for men, b***hes don't know you're ugly.
Once the balding process has begun, there is no natural way to stop it. All you can do is slow it down. stop drinking soda, stop jerking off, and cut as much processed food out of your life as you can.
Once the balding process has begun, there is no natural way to stop it. All you can do is slow it down. stop drinking soda, stop jerking off, and cut as much processed food out of your life as you can.
It's crazy that we don't have a real solution to hair loss, yeah I know that transplants exists but they just don't seem like a real answer to the issue.
I started losing hair at 19, now I'm mid 30's and kinda don't care at this point but I won't lie shit freaked me the frick out when it started to happen.
I'm just grateful that I have a good rounded head, shaving the top and maintaining a groomed beard never made me feel so manly.
I had a coworker who would drink this stuff and he genuinely stopped after we made fun of him so often for it. I feel a little bad but at the same time it's hilarious.
>mods put the thread on autosage instead of banning every single person ITT like they've been doing for the last week hardcore
What's the difference RapeApe?
Where did their hair go?
Back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass?
Bet he'd like to take his past hairline back as well.
When he had hair?
Mandela effect.
The hair is a lie
We all return to egg, in the end.
I miss when he was fat. His ego was more contained and he kept his dumb "hot takes" to himself.
to frick her wife and then let you watch
Would shaving it help? He's got that unfortunate egg-head shape.
Shave
beard
work out
contacts
All 4 needed?
That's what i'm gonna do when my hairline reaches the apex of my head
good god this fricker is ugly.
You're just jealous cuz he's got more hair than you do.
Why he is so bald?
He aged, the fricking idiot
But plenty of 40+ year old people are not that bald.
Luck of the draw. I knew a dude at my last job who was 26 and balding like James is.
if you're reading this sam frick you
An old friend of mine had pic when he was 21.
Yes, "plenty" on a grand scale. It's still a very small fraction of the male population that doesn't experience some amount of hair loss before 40.
Stress, more than likely with a dash of bad genes.
AVGN hasn't been fun for him for over a decade and his big debut as a film maker flopped fricking hard.
Why won't he just shave it?
Personally I think the nerd aesthetic would be severely undercut by swapping balding for bald
>He’s gonna take you back to the past
playing shitty games while balding like ass
I didn't know your hairline could keep getting worse for that long.
His hairline is literally worse than the edits we used to make here
It's unironically over
Why are men (most on this board are incels or volcels anyways) so obsessed with their hairline?
Even the biggest hunks sound like little girlies when they start panicking about their hair.
Because people are shallow and hair is like 50% of your looks.
It's really just funny to me because there used to be all those stupid photoshops to give him a shit hairline and you'd see it and be like "wait is that real" but this time it actually is
and it's even worse because we didn't expect him to have such an egg-shaped head
Social media has turned men into insecure effete nancyboys
It's funny too because the dudes who are terrified of going bald are the ones who end up doing stupid shit like getting hair plugs or taking medicine just to maintain what little scraps they have left. As soon as mine started thinning even a little I just started shaving my head completely, looks a lot better than dudes clinging to the Costanza.
>It's funny too because the dudes who are terrified of going bald are the ones who end up doing stupid shit like getting hair plugs or taking medicine just to maintain what little scraps they have left. As soon as mine started thinning even a little I just started shaving my head completely, looks a lot better than dudes clinging to the Costanza.
Holy cope
Imagine being a bald cell when one pill a day could save you
Nothing to save me from, the pill is the cope. I look good.
Because terminally online meek men become like women. They keep obsessing over height, manly jaws, hairline, "mogging" and all that shit, probably while spending increasing amount of time In front of mirror worrying about their own looks, that no one else but themselves pay attention to. Neurotic spergs, but with womanly interests instead of old school autism hobbies like trains and planes. They remind me of mean spirited homosexuals on E! Entertainment program back in the day, those nasty gays and hags who gossip about celebrities gaining weight
The only men that care that much about their hair are beardlets.
Will he still have hair before he makes that review of Boogie for the Wii?
>Another classic episode
We can agree that James is back to his original quality, right?
If he still has people writing for him, he's never back
>only the first three episodes are canon
That's nice, hon.
>"UUURGH ALL THESE SHITTY FRICKING GAMES"
>"I think i'm really losing it this time!"
>"wait, I know! I'll go to Japan! Surely the place that makes all these great games like Contra and Metroid will let me mellow out from all this madness"
>nerd flys to japan
>arino is the chauffeur
>nerd asks him to show him where he can find "some cool games" but arino mishears it as "kusoge"
>arino takes him to a retro game shop and buys a bunch of shitty games
>nerd realizes that he can't understand the text so asks arino to stay and translate it for him as he plays
>nerd asks him to show him where he can find "some cool games" but arino mishears it as "kusoge"
Pure fricking kino
It'd be better if they inherently understood each other despite the language barrier like it was Tekken
>nerds eggs him on in english as Arino yells and curses out the game in Japanese as he fake destroys it
James has talked about learning Japanese, if he he ever does fly over there, man that would be something.
I can't think of any human with less value than a bald man of military age
pajeets as a whole
>He’s gonna take you back to the past
>Take finasteride to make his hair last
Might as well shave it or get a hair transplant at that point.
James is a soda-brained troglodyte that never made a real movie despite studying film for 10 years.
His children are also soda-brained and raised on an anutritious diet of soda, fried food and frozen peas.
His wife, has tattoos, because she was soda-brained from a young age as well and as a result has had countless sexual experiences outside of James and her children.
The only reason James has any kind of presence in the public consciousness is because there are enough soda-brained people out there that saw him do a bowel movement on camera while they were children to fondly remember the experience and want to give him their money as reparations.
Hey what's wrong with frozen peas
Why does soda make you seethe so much?
I wish memeing wasnt so hard for morons.
Remember Ganker, it’ll most likely happen to you too
I literally do not care. Maintaining hair is too much work and I'll still be an ugly moronic virgin regardless
Too bad that my old ass dad still has full hair, so no baldness for me
>Too bad that my old ass dad still has full hair, so no baldness for me
That doesn’t necessarily mean you won’t. It can skip generations or be passed down from your mothers side
Neither my grandparents nor my dad were complete baldies.
I know. If my dad is any indicator I have maybe a few years until I start getting a massive bald spot.
sorry but in my family all the men died in old age with luscious hair; i'm 30 and everyone assumes i'm in my early 20s from how thick my hair is
i just wish my beard was as dark as my hair; irish genes
i just really feel bad for trannies who fall for the "you can be it if you believe it" rhetoric and then they all have heinous hairlines but are too autistic to get wigs
maam you have MALE pattern baldness T_T
My dad has a full head of hair and is 70. I lost the hair lotto and started thinning at 25.
>american statistics
imagine believing this goyimbait
Still have my hair. Must be a skill issue.
its about showering daily, eating well, biotin shampoo, massagin the scalp. finasteride if shit goes norwood 2-3
>grandpa on mom's side is the only one in the family who's balding
It was over for me before it even began.
>superior native american hair genes prevent me from losing hair until i reach old age
heya hoya heya hoya
Any reason you're so obsessed with this guy and his hairline?
The Norwood Reaper spares no one. It'll happen to you too, kids.
I remember thinking pic related was an edit for like a day. Just people meming on him. Then I saw it was real.
How did we get to this?
Well, it all started when the nerd picked up a video camera and his copy of Castlevania 2...
>noooooo why doesnt this middle aged man take ancient memes as super serious as i doooooo
Dude, get a fricking grip.
Watching James bald in real time unironically pushed me to start finasteride before that motherfricker norwood got to me too.
Same.
Dutasteride+ micro needling + minox lol.
I have gyno but I will not lose my hair.
>i would rather grow manbreasts, decrease my testostorone, kill my sex drive, risk erectile dysfunction than be bald
You gays cant be serious
goyim never learn rofl
cuck
my dad has more hair at 60 than me at 35 ye rip
Why don't he just bite the bullet and shave it all off at this point?
Then he wouldn't look so much like a nerd
Best AVGN episodes? (Hard mode: Best ones post 2020)
For me it's Action 52 but my fave in recent years is probably Last Ninja or maybe even Goonies
NES accessories is peak comfy
I also love double vision, Sega CD, and Batman Games
NES Accessories is probably the best episode in my opinion. I don't know why, it just feels like the perfect nerd episode.
Board James and anything with Bootsy.
>Best ones post 2020
I wanted to say Pepsiman but apparently it was released in 2019.
Post parodies/YTPs.
Some of those AI ones were getting really good before they got shut down
>have a chad jawline
>still look great buzzed
unironically the most OP possible feature for a man. i love it
To when his hairline didn't suck ass
Couple threads ago anon said that Mike was actually James's campus buddy (basically someone hired by James's parents to be James friend)
How true is this?
I'm mildly autistic but even I managed to make some "friends" back in high school.
Is James actually severely autistic?
Well he did piss himself on the short bus.
WHAT
Yep, he used to ride the short bus and didn't use the washroom before heading to school one morning and ended up pissing himself on the bus, bus drive pulled over and yelled at him and made him sit in his peepee pants the rest of the way to school, it's all in his book.
It's probably bullshit since Mike wouldn't have stuck around for so long had he been paid for it, but we do know that James went to special ed.
They were friends in college sure but I doubt Mike was literally hired to be James's friend, that seems like regular Ganker schizo shit.
Considering both of them seem pretty autistic in real life and both like retro games, it's a match made in heaven.
James and Mike have told how they met on some videos.
If I remember correctly they just met at a college party on Mike's dorm where James got piss drunk and either puked all over the place or broke something, went the next day to apologize and noticed all his nes games, and from then kind of became friends
why did james seem like such a normal and chill dude back in the 00s when he's such a sperg nowadays?
I suspect his wife + kids destroyed him. He's just your average millenial dad, all of them are kinda like him.
>I suspect his wife + kids destroyed him.
lmao
Unironically because you weren't as exposed to him before. He's always been a little spergy, even going to special ed classes. Getting drunk at a college party is something anyone can manage, even the spergiest of guys.
Buy his book. The audiobook is read by him, and it's a real treat. It's a frank and honest account of a boy with learning disabilities following his dreams.
Before his shitty hairline sucked ass?
My country is the top 1 in balding scale
I'm balding too
I miss old AVGN and it literally hurts my soul to watch episodes like these
Sweden?
Israel?
>when your wife finally lets you out of the cuckshed and you see daylight for the first time in weeks
I love making
SHIT POSTS
on my
IMAGE BOARD
mike chad still going stronk
>Mike wanted to add racial slurs into his portrayal of the Joker and the Cowardly Lion but James made him not do it
Pretty smart move by James tbh
If it’s anything like mikes old comics they wouldn’t have even been funny. I like edgy humor but god damn are those painfully unfunny
32 year old dude here.
Am I balding?
I went to a dermatologist this week and he said it's difficult to determine the condition of my hairline without specialized equipment, especially since he doesn't have a reference for what it looked like in my youth. Unfortunately, I don't have any photos from the late 1990s or early 2000s to provide, as I used to wear a bowl cut. He noted that my crown and vertex appear to be in excellent condition, but mentioned that my temples might be receding slightly, though it could simply be the natural maturation of my hairline.
If a dermatologist wasn’t sure why do you think some anons on Ganker will know?
I trust the power of anon's collective autism more than your average doctor's knowledge.
I’m sure that won’t lead you astray
it's receding but it could just stop there for decades, or it could keep going until you're bald
almost all white guys will "bald" to some extent it's just a matter of how far it goes
look at your male relatives for an idea of how bad it may get
>look at your male relatives for an idea of how bad it may get
Left = maternal uncle
Right = dad
Probably not that bad. Some degree of hair loss is really no big deal. Get on pills if it starts to scare you
i look like this
How old are you?
If you're 32 like anon, you probably don't have to worry.
If you're any younger, start taking finasteride right away.
it's reversible dummy. don't listen to some moron dermatologist. they have no interest in you not being dependent on them. watch danny roddy.
My dad is bald but he started seriously losing hair in his late 30s. I'm nearly 30 and still not showing signs of balding, but if it hits at 40+ then I won't really give a shit by then.
BROWN BRICK layer still has hair, a hot autistic redhead gf and has created countless memes for the community to enjoy.
I'd say mike won
>Been taking finasteride since I was 23 when I started to notice a recline
>Hairline fully recovered after 2 years, still got it when I'm turning 32 soon
>No side effects
Finasteride is the make-up for men, b***hes don't know you're ugly.
>all these people saying shit about their dad
It comes from your mother. Look at your maternal grandfather.
But hes a fricking skeleton!
>drink soda
>goes bald
Cracking open a fresh Coca Cola in your honor
Vantapill me on soda. What do ~~*they*~~ put in it?
water
Pokemon creatures
Onions
Once the balding process has begun, there is no natural way to stop it. All you can do is slow it down. stop drinking soda, stop jerking off, and cut as much processed food out of your life as you can.
the only thing he took all the way BACK is his hairline
It's crazy that we don't have a real solution to hair loss, yeah I know that transplants exists but they just don't seem like a real answer to the issue.
I started losing hair at 19, now I'm mid 30's and kinda don't care at this point but I won't lie shit freaked me the frick out when it started to happen.
I'm just grateful that I have a good rounded head, shaving the top and maintaining a groomed beard never made me feel so manly.
Just one sip of industrial waste marketed to braindead consumers what could possibly go wrong
>promote a drink with that name
>Ganker changes that word to onions
Lol
Are mods s𐐬y troons?
He looks like he's about to vomit after that first gulp
>famous film director
>cant even get continuity
I had a coworker who would drink this stuff and he genuinely stopped after we made fun of him so often for it. I feel a little bad but at the same time it's hilarious.
Anyone got that balls on the dick meme song that one dude made? I think I remember hearing it back during an old Null stream.
>null
Go back to that nasally voiced, mommy issued weirdo loser and ask him instead
NoOoOoOo stalker child, it is YOU who will go back instead. Enjoy prison.
>mods put the thread on autosage instead of banning every single person ITT like they've been doing for the last week hardcore
What's the difference RapeApe?
We're all phone posters so banning us doesn't do anything.
Every time I get b& I just toggle airplane mode on and off.
IT LOOKS LIKE DIARRHOEA FROM A BUFFALOS AAAAAASS WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!