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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where did their hair go?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Back to the past

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To play the shitty games that suck ass?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bet he'd like to take his past hairline back as well.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When he had hair?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mandela effect.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The hair is a lie

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We all return to egg, in the end.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss when he was fat. His ego was more contained and he kept his dumb "hot takes" to himself.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to frick her wife and then let you watch

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would shaving it help? He's got that unfortunate egg-head shape.

    Shave
    beard
    work out
    contacts

    All 4 needed?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what i'm gonna do when my hairline reaches the apex of my head

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good god this fricker is ugly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're just jealous cuz he's got more hair than you do.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why he is so bald?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He aged, the fricking idiot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But plenty of 40+ year old people are not that bald.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Luck of the draw. I knew a dude at my last job who was 26 and balding like James is.
          if you're reading this sam frick you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            An old friend of mine had pic when he was 21.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, "plenty" on a grand scale. It's still a very small fraction of the male population that doesn't experience some amount of hair loss before 40.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stress, more than likely with a dash of bad genes.
      AVGN hasn't been fun for him for over a decade and his big debut as a film maker flopped fricking hard.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why won't he just shave it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I think the nerd aesthetic would be severely undercut by swapping balding for bald

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He’s gonna take you back to the past
    playing shitty games while balding like ass

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know your hairline could keep getting worse for that long.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His hairline is literally worse than the edits we used to make here
    It's unironically over

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are men (most on this board are incels or volcels anyways) so obsessed with their hairline?
    Even the biggest hunks sound like little girlies when they start panicking about their hair.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because people are shallow and hair is like 50% of your looks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's really just funny to me because there used to be all those stupid photoshops to give him a shit hairline and you'd see it and be like "wait is that real" but this time it actually is

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and it's even worse because we didn't expect him to have such an egg-shaped head

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Social media has turned men into insecure effete nancyboys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny too because the dudes who are terrified of going bald are the ones who end up doing stupid shit like getting hair plugs or taking medicine just to maintain what little scraps they have left. As soon as mine started thinning even a little I just started shaving my head completely, looks a lot better than dudes clinging to the Costanza.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's funny too because the dudes who are terrified of going bald are the ones who end up doing stupid shit like getting hair plugs or taking medicine just to maintain what little scraps they have left. As soon as mine started thinning even a little I just started shaving my head completely, looks a lot better than dudes clinging to the Costanza.
        Holy cope
        Imagine being a bald cell when one pill a day could save you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing to save me from, the pill is the cope. I look good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because terminally online meek men become like women. They keep obsessing over height, manly jaws, hairline, "mogging" and all that shit, probably while spending increasing amount of time In front of mirror worrying about their own looks, that no one else but themselves pay attention to. Neurotic spergs, but with womanly interests instead of old school autism hobbies like trains and planes. They remind me of mean spirited homosexuals on E! Entertainment program back in the day, those nasty gays and hags who gossip about celebrities gaining weight

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only men that care that much about their hair are beardlets.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will he still have hair before he makes that review of Boogie for the Wii?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Another classic episode

    We can agree that James is back to his original quality, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If he still has people writing for him, he's never back

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only the first three episodes are canon
        That's nice, hon.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"UUURGH ALL THESE SHITTY FRICKING GAMES"
    >"I think i'm really losing it this time!"
    >"wait, I know! I'll go to Japan! Surely the place that makes all these great games like Contra and Metroid will let me mellow out from all this madness"
    >nerd flys to japan
    >arino is the chauffeur
    >nerd asks him to show him where he can find "some cool games" but arino mishears it as "kusoge"
    >arino takes him to a retro game shop and buys a bunch of shitty games
    >nerd realizes that he can't understand the text so asks arino to stay and translate it for him as he plays

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nerd asks him to show him where he can find "some cool games" but arino mishears it as "kusoge"
      Pure fricking kino
      It'd be better if they inherently understood each other despite the language barrier like it was Tekken

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nerds eggs him on in english as Arino yells and curses out the game in Japanese as he fake destroys it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      James has talked about learning Japanese, if he he ever does fly over there, man that would be something.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't think of any human with less value than a bald man of military age

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pajeets as a whole

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He’s gonna take you back to the past
    >Take finasteride to make his hair last

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Might as well shave it or get a hair transplant at that point.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    James is a soda-brained troglodyte that never made a real movie despite studying film for 10 years.
    His children are also soda-brained and raised on an anutritious diet of soda, fried food and frozen peas.
    His wife, has tattoos, because she was soda-brained from a young age as well and as a result has had countless sexual experiences outside of James and her children.
    The only reason James has any kind of presence in the public consciousness is because there are enough soda-brained people out there that saw him do a bowel movement on camera while they were children to fondly remember the experience and want to give him their money as reparations.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey what's wrong with frozen peas

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does soda make you seethe so much?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish memeing wasnt so hard for morons.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember Ganker, it’ll most likely happen to you too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I literally do not care. Maintaining hair is too much work and I'll still be an ugly moronic virgin regardless
      Too bad that my old ass dad still has full hair, so no baldness for me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Too bad that my old ass dad still has full hair, so no baldness for me
        That doesn’t necessarily mean you won’t. It can skip generations or be passed down from your mothers side

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neither my grandparents nor my dad were complete baldies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know. If my dad is any indicator I have maybe a few years until I start getting a massive bald spot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sorry but in my family all the men died in old age with luscious hair; i'm 30 and everyone assumes i'm in my early 20s from how thick my hair is
      i just wish my beard was as dark as my hair; irish genes

      i just really feel bad for trannies who fall for the "you can be it if you believe it" rhetoric and then they all have heinous hairlines but are too autistic to get wigs

      maam you have MALE pattern baldness T_T

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My dad has a full head of hair and is 70. I lost the hair lotto and started thinning at 25.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >american statistics
      imagine believing this goyimbait

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still have my hair. Must be a skill issue.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its about showering daily, eating well, biotin shampoo, massagin the scalp. finasteride if shit goes norwood 2-3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >grandpa on mom's side is the only one in the family who's balding
      It was over for me before it even began.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >superior native american hair genes prevent me from losing hair until i reach old age
      heya hoya heya hoya

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any reason you're so obsessed with this guy and his hairline?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Norwood Reaper spares no one. It'll happen to you too, kids.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember thinking pic related was an edit for like a day. Just people meming on him. Then I saw it was real.
    How did we get to this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, it all started when the nerd picked up a video camera and his copy of Castlevania 2...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >noooooo why doesnt this middle aged man take ancient memes as super serious as i doooooo
      Dude, get a fricking grip.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watching James bald in real time unironically pushed me to start finasteride before that motherfricker norwood got to me too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same.
      Dutasteride+ micro needling + minox lol.
      I have gyno but I will not lose my hair.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Watching James bald in real time unironically pushed me to start finasteride before that motherfricker norwood got to me too.

        >i would rather grow manbreasts, decrease my testostorone, kill my sex drive, risk erectile dysfunction than be bald
        You gays cant be serious

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          goyim never learn rofl

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cuck

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my dad has more hair at 60 than me at 35 ye rip

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't he just bite the bullet and shave it all off at this point?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then he wouldn't look so much like a nerd

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best AVGN episodes? (Hard mode: Best ones post 2020)

    For me it's Action 52 but my fave in recent years is probably Last Ninja or maybe even Goonies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NES accessories is peak comfy
      I also love double vision, Sega CD, and Batman Games

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NES Accessories is probably the best episode in my opinion. I don't know why, it just feels like the perfect nerd episode.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Board James and anything with Bootsy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Best ones post 2020
      I wanted to say Pepsiman but apparently it was released in 2019.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post parodies/YTPs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some of those AI ones were getting really good before they got shut down

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have a chad jawline
    >still look great buzzed
    unironically the most OP possible feature for a man. i love it

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To when his hairline didn't suck ass

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Couple threads ago anon said that Mike was actually James's campus buddy (basically someone hired by James's parents to be James friend)
    How true is this?
    I'm mildly autistic but even I managed to make some "friends" back in high school.
    Is James actually severely autistic?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well he did piss himself on the short bus.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WHAT

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, he used to ride the short bus and didn't use the washroom before heading to school one morning and ended up pissing himself on the bus, bus drive pulled over and yelled at him and made him sit in his peepee pants the rest of the way to school, it's all in his book.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably bullshit since Mike wouldn't have stuck around for so long had he been paid for it, but we do know that James went to special ed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were friends in college sure but I doubt Mike was literally hired to be James's friend, that seems like regular Ganker schizo shit.
      Considering both of them seem pretty autistic in real life and both like retro games, it's a match made in heaven.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      James and Mike have told how they met on some videos.
      If I remember correctly they just met at a college party on Mike's dorm where James got piss drunk and either puked all over the place or broke something, went the next day to apologize and noticed all his nes games, and from then kind of became friends

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why did james seem like such a normal and chill dude back in the 00s when he's such a sperg nowadays?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I suspect his wife + kids destroyed him. He's just your average millenial dad, all of them are kinda like him.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I suspect his wife + kids destroyed him.
            lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically because you weren't as exposed to him before. He's always been a little spergy, even going to special ed classes. Getting drunk at a college party is something anyone can manage, even the spergiest of guys.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy his book. The audiobook is read by him, and it's a real treat. It's a frank and honest account of a boy with learning disabilities following his dreams.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Before his shitty hairline sucked ass?

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My country is the top 1 in balding scale
    I'm balding too
    I miss old AVGN and it literally hurts my soul to watch episodes like these

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sweden?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Israel?

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when your wife finally lets you out of the cuckshed and you see daylight for the first time in weeks

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love making
    SHIT POSTS
    on my
    IMAGE BOARD

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mike chad still going stronk

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mike wanted to add racial slurs into his portrayal of the Joker and the Cowardly Lion but James made him not do it

    Pretty smart move by James tbh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it’s anything like mikes old comics they wouldn’t have even been funny. I like edgy humor but god damn are those painfully unfunny

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    32 year old dude here.
    Am I balding?
    I went to a dermatologist this week and he said it's difficult to determine the condition of my hairline without specialized equipment, especially since he doesn't have a reference for what it looked like in my youth. Unfortunately, I don't have any photos from the late 1990s or early 2000s to provide, as I used to wear a bowl cut. He noted that my crown and vertex appear to be in excellent condition, but mentioned that my temples might be receding slightly, though it could simply be the natural maturation of my hairline.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If a dermatologist wasn’t sure why do you think some anons on Ganker will know?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I trust the power of anon's collective autism more than your average doctor's knowledge.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’m sure that won’t lead you astray

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's receding but it could just stop there for decades, or it could keep going until you're bald
      almost all white guys will "bald" to some extent it's just a matter of how far it goes
      look at your male relatives for an idea of how bad it may get

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >look at your male relatives for an idea of how bad it may get
        Left = maternal uncle
        Right = dad

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably not that bad. Some degree of hair loss is really no big deal. Get on pills if it starts to scare you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i look like this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How old are you?
        If you're 32 like anon, you probably don't have to worry.
        If you're any younger, start taking finasteride right away.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's reversible dummy. don't listen to some moron dermatologist. they have no interest in you not being dependent on them. watch danny roddy.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dad is bald but he started seriously losing hair in his late 30s. I'm nearly 30 and still not showing signs of balding, but if it hits at 40+ then I won't really give a shit by then.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BROWN BRICK layer still has hair, a hot autistic redhead gf and has created countless memes for the community to enjoy.
    I'd say mike won

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Been taking finasteride since I was 23 when I started to notice a recline
    >Hairline fully recovered after 2 years, still got it when I'm turning 32 soon
    >No side effects
    Finasteride is the make-up for men, b***hes don't know you're ugly.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all these people saying shit about their dad
    It comes from your mother. Look at your maternal grandfather.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But hes a fricking skeleton!

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drink soda
    >goes bald

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Once the balding process has begun, there is no natural way to stop it. All you can do is slow it down. stop drinking soda, stop jerking off, and cut as much processed food out of your life as you can.

      Cracking open a fresh Coca Cola in your honor

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vantapill me on soda. What do ~~*they*~~ put in it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          water

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pokemon creatures

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Onions

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Once the balding process has begun, there is no natural way to stop it. All you can do is slow it down. stop drinking soda, stop jerking off, and cut as much processed food out of your life as you can.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing he took all the way BACK is his hairline

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's crazy that we don't have a real solution to hair loss, yeah I know that transplants exists but they just don't seem like a real answer to the issue.
    I started losing hair at 19, now I'm mid 30's and kinda don't care at this point but I won't lie shit freaked me the frick out when it started to happen.
    I'm just grateful that I have a good rounded head, shaving the top and maintaining a groomed beard never made me feel so manly.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just one sip of industrial waste marketed to braindead consumers what could possibly go wrong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >promote a drink with that name
      >Ganker changes that word to onions
      Lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are mods s𐐬y troons?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like he's about to vomit after that first gulp

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >famous film director
      >cant even get continuity

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had a coworker who would drink this stuff and he genuinely stopped after we made fun of him so often for it. I feel a little bad but at the same time it's hilarious.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got that balls on the dick meme song that one dude made? I think I remember hearing it back during an old Null stream.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >null
      Go back to that nasally voiced, mommy issued weirdo loser and ask him instead

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NoOoOoOo stalker child, it is YOU who will go back instead. Enjoy prison.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mods put the thread on autosage instead of banning every single person ITT like they've been doing for the last week hardcore
    What's the difference RapeApe?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're all phone posters so banning us doesn't do anything.
      Every time I get b& I just toggle airplane mode on and off.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IT LOOKS LIKE DIARRHOEA FROM A BUFFALOS AAAAAASS WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!

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