He's so tall
And handsome as hell
He's so bad
But he does it so well
He's so tall. And handsome as hell. He's so bad. But he does it so well
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He's so tall
And handsome as hell
He's so bad
But he does it so well
I hate women so much
They just need to be tamed anon. Like a horse. Once tamed they are yours and a thing of beauty. Let them run wild and they will become a danger to everything around them. You also need to make sure they get plenty of exercise and eat right so they don't get fat, by force if you have to.
You crawled out of one Anon.
I'm the only good thing a woman has ever produced, and I even then she still needed a man to make it happen
You wish cuntlover
OK Incel. I'm sure you will definitely get laid eventually with that attitude
A moderate amount of disdain for women is necessary in getting laid
>incel
Only gays and bitter meat curtains use this kind of language. Please, touch some grass.
Now call him latinX
You say that like being nice to women guarantees sex
I hate trannies so much
You will never be a woman
you might actually be one of the most retarded people to ever post here
Still not a woman
Same, dude, same.
I'm sure you like boys.
say you'll remember me
standing in a nice dress
staring at the sunset babe
reminder that this song is literally about a bitch chasing Chad hoping for a relationship and getting pumped and dumped like the whore she is, next time a foid tries telling you this shit never happens
Most modern music is just chad boasting about his genetic luck, or cunts rambling about how much they want to nail chad.
Abrupt shift from 3rd person to 1st person - I hate songs like that.
Who is wearing the dress: her, or him? Depending on how you parse this, it could be either one.
She says babe referring to the guy
>he
That's a man's voice
100% proud mother instinct 🙂
Fatherly
You noticed too? her human husband understood immediately what happened
You're sounding very gay(pejorative) about this
Just saying what i see anon, blame pokemon company for showing the purest form of love (human male on female pokemon)
>big V crest/mask
That's just a male pokemon and his friend, dumb coomer
The difference is in the feathers, not the crest/mask.
>BLAZIKEN is so dimes that he comes back as a super hero 3 generations later
sorry, we're not talking about that specific Blaziken
Dosen't matter since blaziken are 100% female 🙂
and you'll never be one
Sorry, i'm not a chud stop projecting 🙂
That Blazikens headcrest is a males
reminder that roosters have no dick
>not "roosters have no cock"
You had ONE JOB...
I fucking HATE HATE HATE women so much its unreal
I love my KFC (Kicking Fire Chicken)
red lips and rosy cheeks
May? Or Blaziken?
You just know
I knew since 2005 dear Anon, thats why I'm so fucked up today. . .
Blaze my kin
he's so cool
Friendly reminder Blaziken is 6ft3 and Charizard is 5ft7.
Charishart is a literal manlet.
>That's the average fucking height, including both genders
>meaning that, there are just as many over 7 feet as there are under 6 feet, and some even 8 feet tall.
>if you have a male Blaziken, it is basically guaranteed to be over average height, possibly by a considerable margin
>if you have a male Blaziken, it is basically guaranteed to be over average height, possibly by a considerable margin
Source?
Since females are being included in the height average for the entire species, that lowers it overall. In order to meet that 6' 3" average mark, the males would have to be bigger.
But what makes you say the males are larger? For all we know, the females could be the larger ones. And their size could not vary much from the average. What you stated was pure conjecture.
Taylor Swift is built for B(ig)B(laziken)C(ock)
Taylor Swift is a Blaziken.
AI still has a way togo
works on my machine
>no retarded coomtits
Just like Tajiri-san always intended...
Interested
Imagine the sex
This is what SHITerace lacks.
>Cinderace out of nowhere
Glad the rabbit still lives rent free.
Begone trash
he striked a nerve didn't he?
You're good at digging, muddy boy
Now dig a grave for Cindercuck
Cute
yjk
>pic
Cute shoujo style.
A cute trainer? Size? Unique design?
ANON NOOOOOOOO THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS!!!!
Is this better?
I should have seen this coming
*cooming
>handsome as hell
pic unrelated? blaziken is pretty much chinless
Small beaks are better for smooching.
You just know
New meme?
What do you mean?
Idk, you tell me
This has been up for 2 days, holy shit
I'm liking this current iteration of Ganker
>it's still up
This is also still up
mods love cock confirmed?
cant really blame them
>deleted shortly after that
KEK
>The Cinderace one is still up
I love Ganker's moderation team now
Give it up for day 2
I'll be honest, I was avoiding clicking it in the first place
blazingcock
CARLOS!
Should Blaziken have foreskin?
He should have a literal boyclit that's only used to guide his spunk into a female's fuckhole like a real rooster
Wow there sure are a lot of cocks in this thread
bump for more cock cock
>Blaziken being added to unite
WE DID IT COCK BROS!
Man, I really liked that mmd video of May giving blowjob to Blaziken but I forgot to save it.
Not sure who's bigger winner there - Blaziken getting sloppy bj from the best girl or May tasting delicious Hispanicy chicken meat.
Sex with Pokemon
So... is anyone gonna post something or are we keeping this thread up for no reason?
Blaziken is pure and not for sexuals
I always thought of blaziken as a girl, between the long hair, and the suHispanicious chest tuft
it's supposed to be a rooster?
What part of COCKfighting do you not understand? But yeah, they do look kinda feminine. It's no wonder they used to be a popular waifu.
>long legs = feminine
I'm killing you.
Blaziken are svelte and have long "hair", traits usually associated with women. They also lack the trademark crest and tail of roosters, making them look like hens. And their hips don't lie.
They can look masculine too but it's easier to make them look feminine.
>They can look masculine too but it's easier to make them look feminine.
Pic related.
looks like a twink
Well it's not really a rooster in the generic sense. Shamo chickens are their own thing for the most part and they do lack the rooster mohawk. they are very tall and svelte. Combusken also had very large thighs, so maybe that was a way to connect the two
They also probably wanted the design to have some elegance to it just in case any girls who started with Torchic still wanted a pretty Pokemon
Blaziken mogs so many starters it's just ridiculous
Not mine.
Feels good to be a ferali-champ.
>suHispanicious chest tuft
That reminded me of this.
MODS
>this shit is older than an average nu-VP leak season tourist
I want to die…
It's */vp/*, you wannabe.
after seeing how mid femblaziken is I will stop herposting
What about DERPosting?
Foghorn Leghorn?
Humanbros how can we compete?