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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'll get a second horse before that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a horse?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.pcgamer.com/the-valheim-developers-bought-a-real-horse/
        >hey we know you've been waiting for the promised updates for three months now but check this shit out, we bought a pony!
        That shit was honestly the point where I started to lose hope in the whole thing

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we couldn't work our road map or release anything of substance in the past three years cause uhhh
    >we made TOO MUCH money and so that means we couldn't do anything because... We just couldn't ok

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >feed your cat 1 million calories
      >get shocked when cat cant walk anymore

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        An actual bad food analogy, bravo.
        You are actually smart.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Horses are expensive to maintain.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They wasted all that money on moronic animations.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >your passion project bears fruit and you become rich
      >realize you realistically don't have to work anymore (or at least for the next decade)
      >say frick it and enjoy comfy living
      i honestly couldn't be mad

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        wasn't a passion project if money replaced the passion instead of fueling it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's fair.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    d-Devs are bros, no way they ran with my (parent's) money.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember when Gankereddit shilled this fotm streamer garbage?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Valheim has a 10/10 concept, mechanics and gameplay, it's a shame the devs never finished the game

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it gets kinda tedious/boring after a while in my opinion. not bad but not 10/10 either.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >go to this biome and mine for four hours, split between holding left click on a rock and dragging around a cart/sitting in a boat doing literally nothing but watching the wind carry you around
        >kill the boss in under five minutes so you can find the next biome to mine for four hours in
        >repeat until contents runs out
        Wow, truly 10/10.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anon discovers video games

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What you're describing is 10/10 for me anon. Being able to mine, while avoiding titanic monsters, then figuring out logistics that can range from carts to sea travel, is fricking fun. Maybe it's just not for you.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your a fricking loser. Imagine donating money to 3chan
            .

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        Damn you moved from shill to doomposting in record time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >call it FotM streamerbait garbage
      >zoomies call me moronic
      >a month later valheim was forgotten and they were playing the next FotM streamerbait garbage
      It's all so tiresome.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the usual cycle. Some tweeky overexcited moron defends some just released game, posts a screencap of "best selling on STEAM" and says it's going to be the hugest game ever. You tell them "everybody will forget about it next week" and when it happens they're nowhere to be found.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like Valheim. Wish it wasn't so grindy though.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me and a friend spent 300hours on this game making our own little village. Some of the best times I ever had. Can't wait for the next big update to do it all over again

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well you can wait. And you will wait. Possibly forever.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it will come out eventually im in no rush

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    never trust a swede

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not waiting anymore. Mystlands was such a disappointment I don't even care anymore. Got my money's worth anyway.
    Also their PR is insufferable.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me and friends got it but it was just too tedious for me, I guess I don't have the right kind of autism.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    swedes on their 5th vacation this year
    i think the current is celebrating black wiener week or something

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The combat is atrocious and

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People are? Why? For 20 bucks I got my worth out of it and moved on. Maybe in a few years I'll revisit it.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they added sliders that actually let you change the game to fit your preference. should have been there from the very start because not everyone wants to deal with "realism" autism

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >combat slider
      What does it change? Enemy damages only so that I won't die in one shot from a mosquito the moment I get within 50 meters of a plains biome unless I have maxed out the previous area armor set?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        they already nerfed deathsquitos once but yeah, probably

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is cringe. i like when games have 1 difficulty so it's the same experience for everyone. now some homosexual can just put on easy mode and think they "beat' the game like I did.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        options are a good thing. who cares if some moron needed to play on ezmode to "beat the game"?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a reason people don't like participation awards

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            but no one is competing here. you're not even playing with these people who adjust the difficulty setting.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              i am competing with all of humanity

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is not going anywhere and the devs knows it. It's limited by it's engine and adding more stuff to the game will not improve the experience.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want some halfway decent dungeons

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've started the game multiple times but always drop it before I kill the swamp boss
    It just gets so boring

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it has no real staying power aside from building shit in creative mode, and it's not fun to experience again

      >combat imbalanced dog shit that doesn't work 50% of the time if there's even a slight change in terrain
      >a dead monkey could make better weapon balance, no reason to ever use anything other than maces
      >norse/viking themed game and axes are unusable dogshit
      >higher tier weapons need more stamina to use meaning shit like Frostner still dominate Mistlands because the Mistalnd weapons cost too much stamina to use
      >frost weapons and magic are OP as hell
      >copper takes forever to mine
      >can never upgrade the cart despite having access to iron/black metal
      >game wants to be super punishing with skill drain but goes out of its way to try and frick you with horrendous spawning and broken combat

      valheim is a good concept with some of the worst execution i've ever seen

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would add to that the fact that you need a workbench per biome. So if you want to make a cool base with decorations you have to build all those workbenches and gather the materials for them. Might not be a big problem if you make a small base but if you move somewhere and want to build a different base there you have to carry all those items with you and start by building the workbenches in the new area first.

        I tried to get a friend to play but we ended up switching to The Forest.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Best weapon is a bow. If you play with friends, craft few thousand of shitty arrows and start rapid fire at each other. After few minutes you will get to lvl 80 and become an unstopable god.
        Game lack content in my opinion, exploration is shit, no armor variety, grindy as frick. Game had potential, I already got my money worth with it, just wish it was just a little better, and that the devs would care.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game needs some better combat along with more enemy types. Throw in magic or spellmaking and it could be amazing.
        Instead we have one attack animation and copy pasted everything else.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The most frustrating thing about combat is the stamina system. Player is limited by it while enemies dont. So they spam you while you need to wait a couple of second before your stamina bar refils. You literally need to stop any action, and just walk in circles or it wont start regenerating. It's shit. Make two swings and walk in circle for 5 seconds so you can do it again, rinse and repeat.

          Thats why mistland biome was kinda annoying to explore, you need to jump like a monkey to get anywhere, draining your stamina, and u can get jumped by bugs which one shot you in the best armor.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    love me some valheim

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes, potted plants on wooden desk. exactly the "comfy vibes open world survival craft early access" demographic to cash out on

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yo imagine being mad about some plants

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        post your desk right now

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not moving on to Wurm Online where you carve out the world with other people and not just by yourself and a couple friends

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game captures the Norse spirit of seeking out new lands better than any other game I've played. It's a shame its been so slow on development, and in my opinion the game falls off once you get to the plains. Why can't we get more good Viking games? The only other one I like is the Warband mod.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just recently replayed it with a friend after not touching since the first month of EA release. Mistlands were meh. I doubt that south pole will be any interesting if they don't mix it's elevation. Placeholder hell was just a plateau with small meteorite craters and surtlings everywhere.
    Placeholder mistlands were more promising than the final stuff we got. I blame arachnophobes, stupid fricking babies.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I blame arachnophobes, stupid fricking babies
      I was seriously disappointed by the removal of the giant webs and trees. The whole mist mechanic was annoying as well.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I blame arachnophobes, stupid fricking babies.
      did they really change it because of them? i dislike spiders too but i was looking forward to being scared shitless fighting them in the mist

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the bugs we have now are plenty fricking scary

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats only because they ignore the game's mechanics like terrain, stamina and elevation that the player is cucked by constantly

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok? still scary

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like with most enemies, only 2 starred bugs are scary

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game needs AI villagers to populate your bases, and AI viking themed Raiders that set up camps and sail the oceans

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This would be amazing. I would love to run into draugr ships on the seas or have them attack your villagers that you can train to defend your base.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this would be fricking kino, since there's really no reasons to make castles/bases. But we both know it's not going to happen unless some modder autist in this best possible way do this

      I also think enemies in this game absolutely should get an endurance meter just like the player because what the frick

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any decent content mods? Not just expanding building with new furniture or adding equipment.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got enough content for what I paid for.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a gnoll mod that looked pretty cool and made me want to pick the game again but turns out it doesn't seem to work and even if it does you can't change armours. I wish someone changed the base model and added more stuff to it so your characters don't look like every other single character someone else makes because of the linear gear progression.
    I tried to make custom armours myself but it seems to be one hell of a chore as you have to figure out points of origin and scale through trial and error.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have given up already
    Such a great foundation of a game that's never will reach it potential because of developers being utterly moronic

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate the no metal through portals mechanic. It is such an annoying excuse to have to use ships to haul large amounts of ore between the biomes. It's also a huge time sink. What I did to get around it was use that alternate world trick. I did like this game, because it balanced being too survival focused and just building cool viking shit. I quit the game after getting to the Mistlands because I couldn't deal with the fog and the vertical terrain. I might be moronic, but I felt like I couldn't see shit even with the Mist sword and the blue orb that follows you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now you can just check the option to teleport ores during the start of the server.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he's still waiting for updates

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't they say they were robbed at one pointed and it affected development? Maybe that was another game.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They say that bullshit every few years
        >no updates for multiple years
        >oops we got robbed and they stole our laptops. Huh no we dont have backups
        >no updates for multiple years
        >oh no there was a fire and it burned our laptops. Huh no backups of course
        >no updates for multiple years
        >sad news, our office flooded and it ruined our laptops. of course we dont have backups we never expected this 🙂

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >We suffered a building fire and lost half of our workforce including head supervisors from a insane murderer
          >Season 2 still delivers on time and on model
          RIP victims of Kyoto Animation arson.

          >we couldn't work our road map or release anything of substance in the past three years cause uhhh
          >we made TOO MUCH money and so that means we couldn't do anything because... We just couldn't ok

          >Notch goes over to Reddit to shill cheap minecraft keys
          >Days turn into weeks of 'vacation' until he's gone
          >Every time he came back here he was shit on and told to get back to work
          lmao

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had my fun with zomboid but i have one friend that just never stops playing it, he plays other games too but he's always playing zomboid in some capacity through the week, not that it bothers me, on the contrary i'm impressed

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone tried the VR mod? What did you think of it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What did you think of it?
      Breaks too often
      Is not usable for mistlands combat so use softcore settings/mods(not losing buffs and inventory on death)
      Very immersive

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Breaks too often
        By that, i mean every time Valheim gets updated you need to update bepinex and then devs have to rebuild their mod for that update. It takes like 2 weeks usually every time so sometimes it's annoying

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's your thoughts about the combat compared to flat?

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    only thing i haven't done in the current game is the queen. probably wait for ashlands to even bother coming back

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >vikings bro
    dont understand how this game got shilled so hard when it came out because it is literally only
    there are like 20 survial games with better mechanics when it came out
    all the systems of the game are extremely fricked
    awful hitboxes and animation for attacks
    some of the worst base building ever

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game crashes
    >half my items disappear
    >Uninstall

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