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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure they're very upset that they made 60mil overnight and now will face less pressure from active players to add/improve content. It would probably break their hearts if all the players left and they never had to put another penny into the game.

    If anything, this whole saga has shown that copying homework and using AI can pay off BIG.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >death of AAA devs due to AI and copying good stuff
      Good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they made 60mil overnight
      it was awful nice of them to make Nintendo that money once they sue their ass and their balls

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any day now! It's not like they've had 5 years to bring a lawsuit! Hahaha

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trial is incoming, give it 2 weeks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm sure they're very upset that they made 60mil overnight
      This. So much THIS.
      LEAVE THE MULTIMILLION DOLLAR COMPANY ALONE YOU CHUD BASTERDS

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        go ahead, troony
        stop sucking nintendo's dick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tendies should be shot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tend to ignore flavor of the month slop but am I moronic for thinking Palworld is nothing like "Pokemon for PC"?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no you are not. the only similarity is that its a monster catching game. gameplay is like a 3rd person survival game with rimworld like colony management but with less depth

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, shills wanted you to believe it was but they're different genres of games. And that's fine, Palworld does what it wants to do just great.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't use AI, it was just a hoax made up by seething pokégays.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    who cares everyone went by the cash register now they don’t even have to finish this slop

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >average playtime of 25h in its first month
    >in 12 days sold more than 12 million copies on steam
    >millions of players on gamepass
    >early access
    >not a battle royale

    >be AI game journalist that writes 11 articles per day
    >write completely expected occurence as something dramatic in the headline
    >receive no engagement with the article
    >post it on Ganker
    >"It's palover"

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Setting records I see

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao imagine playing a game unless it has consistent 500k players for at least 6 months
    couldn't be me, I only play marketing-approved games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You homosexuals were the ones bragging about steam player count to begin with. You've made your bed. Now get fricked in it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I wasn't bragging about it. I could see this game would drop off fast, which of course means I would never play it. After all, what's the point of playing any game unless it's the most popular one? You wouldn't wanna play niche shit that you can't even watch streams of in a year's time, right?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is peak, its almost as if leftist gays can't understand statistics anymore.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm genuinely not even sure what this means. It's not a GAAS, it's a one time purchase. It's also not a session based games that are just endless matchmaking. People finished playing it and moved on to another game, what's noteworthy here and what negative impact does it have on anything?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It will probably become gaas in the long run which is fine. The only good gaas games didn't set out to be gaas but did so after the fact since they had the base to do so. All these failed gaas games set out as gaas from the start. They never had the fire to begin with

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok uwu

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People stop playing games after they finish the available content
    I'm fricking amazed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This does tell us that it has low staying power if new people are still playing and discussing singleplayer games well after release.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've replayed Katana Zero many times at this point. I come back to Hotline Miami yearly. Dawn of War keeps finding its way to my computer. I keep coming back to Batman - Arkham Asylum. I played through Darkest Dungeon several times. I just reinstalled Recettear and started playing through it again.

      If a game is genuinely good and actually memorable, you'll want to keep coming back to it and it will actually stay in your memory. Videogames like Palworld are just viral memes for normalgays that have no interest in videogames, existing to only "live" for as long as they continue to have meme status then die out once they're no longer viral.

      Remember Battlebit? Remember Dave the Diver?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I cant wait to come back to pal world. I own a server and once I figure out how to get some mods to function I'm going to come back and play this shit at least once a year. There are mods in development right now that will quintuple the amount of pals and skills and resources. Then when pvp comes out you will see some crazy ass Pokemon with rust pvp shit and I'm chomping at the bit to frick with that as well. This game is a lot of people's dream game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and once I figure out how to get some mods to function I'm going to come back and play this shit at least once a year
          You won't. Especially because you're a marketing drone and not a genuine user.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is revenge

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      >Look mom. I'm referencing the obvious falseflag again

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >early access game
    >breaks records with its global overnight success, also gets a lot of money too
    >game has a lot but not that much content to last multiple months
    >players complete said content in a month
    >player count understandably drops
    >"LOOK IT'S LOSING PLAYERS!!!!!! IT'S OVER FOR THEM!!!"
    Please tell me you're just pretending to be moronic.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, because people beat it. There's nothing to do after that. Are these people moronic?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't even news. The only reason its the biggest two-week drop in steam history is because no other one-off game in steam history had the initial player numbers to have a chance to get that drop.

    Its not a multiplayer game with longevity in playtime. Its a game you beat and then put down.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's almost like it was an early access open world survival crafting game that will never be finished for 10 years or more and we've seen and done this several times since like 2013

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking insane there's coordinated hit pieces on a good game like this. is it just because it put regular triple A devs to shame, despite being EA survival crafting sloppa?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just makes me want to boycott more AAA and troony slop

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most people where just curious and the novelty factor is over, it's just another Ark clone, the shitstorm was fun to watch.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people were legit pretending this was going to be the Pokemon killer
    The absolute delusion of some people that are blinded by hatred is truly hilarious.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a B tier game that sold AAA numbers. It's already massively overperformed expectations.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY GAAAAWD IT'S ONLY SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND PLAYAHS
    GUISE IT'S OOONLY SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND PLAYAHS

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Palsisters, it's over... P-palsisters??? Where did you g-go? Don't leave m-me a-a-alone...

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just 600k players
    >"just"

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Read as 70% of players have beaten the game and or played enough that they are waiting for more content.
    >Still has 10x the players as suicide squad
    >Still had more then enshrouded

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It still has more than helldivers 2 which the journalists and stuff are shilling as the new thing for some reason.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like we won again.
    DUN DA DUN DUN DUN

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *fart noises* UH OH STINKY CLEAN IT UP SHAZAMgayS

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the game is dead why are you still crying?

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    all these paltroons who would rather shill it instead of play that boring slop ITT LMAO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's unironically more content in arguing than there is in the game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      203 hours in and I am fighting the urge to play more because I don't want to burn out before there's at least one big content update
      haven't even fought the third boss yet

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had to go back to work because I have a mortgage and the gas company is charging me $140 for "delivery and upkeep" on $22 worth of natural gas.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So anon why am I not finding any results in image search on that pic?

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t-this is revenge
    >NOOOOO DON’T MAKE FUN OF MY SEETHING POKEhomosexual AUTISM POST IN EVERY ONE OF MY BAIT THREADS
    >I-IT WAS JUST A FALSEFLAG I SWEAR
    >NOOOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT SALES ONLY STEAM STATS MATTER
    >WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS STILL #2 S-SHUT UP
    these threads are so fricking funny, holy shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tendies are subhuman. I can’t wait for these Black folk to be raped on Pokemon Day. The comparison memes are going to be incredible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All Palworld has shown me is that Tendies are the worst fanbase in gaming

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're called the Cult of Nintendo for a reason

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up palgay! Pokemon will continue to inspire the industry with its golden seal of quality assurance!

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    666965224 Not falling for the bait troll farm discord homosexual enjoy getting drone striked in ukraine sucking your homosexual boyfriends dick. Pal world is king and nintendies are on suicide watch.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Asset flip fotm lost the majority of it players
    Shocker

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >biggest fotm ever
    >biggest drop in playerbase ever

    The lord giveth the lord taketh away

    Nice "multiplayer game" ya got there.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pokegay is from reddit
      Many such cases.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're called the Cult of Nintendo for a reason

        go ahead, troony
        stop sucking nintendo's dick

        >obsessed with tendies so much you don't even play palworld anymore

        Palworld gays are just as bad as pokegays and they should both be sent to their containment board. You are two sides of the same shit coin and deserve to seethe over each other for eternity.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this is revenge, paraphrased
          you’re not fooling anyone, you schizoid homosexual.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You and pokegays deserve each other. Burn in hell with your favorite source or inspiration.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >t-t-this is revenge!
              >screamed the assblasted pokegay while palworld continues to sell past 20+ mil, and hang out at the top of steam charts
              Continue seething, these threads are fun.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >continues to sell past 20+ mil

                You'll catch up to pokemons first game stats some day, kid. Maybe then they'll finally respect you.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It had 19 million players, not copies sold, moron. Had.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      PUBG was much bigger

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lightning in a bottle can't maintain is voltage after time has a passed
    wow....its shocking this early access unfinished game with rather bare bones content couldn't hold more players after just 2 weeks. Back to pokemon lads!

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    EASY CUM
    EASY GO

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally predicted this would happen. All you sheep were jumping on this trend when I was saying its popularity wouldn't last more than a month lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >heh you idiots won't even be playing this EA game in month or two once you're done with all its content

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I literally predicated that people would finish playing this game after finishing the available content
      Woah...

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And yet it's still got the second-highest player count on Steam, behind CS2.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh woe is the poor indie devs who have a game with 100k+ concurrent players, something that triple A or dare I say quadruple A devs can't even sniff or wish for in their wildest dreams.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once you've built your base and got most of the upgrades it gets boring. The would should have felt more dangerous like in subnautica, it makes you want to explore.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shock that it got as big as it did but it's no surprise whatsoever if fell off. This happens with every flavor of the month game, especially when it's early access. Fact of the matter is that the game just isn't actually that interesting. It was a novelty but it's still an aimless mess of basic ideas that will never make it to any deep coherent finished product. It will always remain surface level. Nothing will be fleshed out into anything actually interesting and the simple combination of those ideas won't last as a selling point.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's doomed to go the way of every open world survival building game.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow it’s like it’s not actually good or something

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are probably the most moronic generation to ever walk on Earth.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped playing. I enjoyed it but it's just after 50 hours there isn't much left to do for now, it's not an MMO.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    those Nintendo lawyers are coming, give it two weeks surely

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek what a blunder. Everyone realized they bought a meme that isn't actually multiplayer pokemon with guns.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now let's see Pokemon S/V's numbers a month after release

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gee I wonder why palworld has no staying power. Could it be because the very first tag for the game is a lie? No... people are never disappointed when a game lies about what's inside of it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Single player
      >Millions of dollars a month in server cost
      What did he mean by this?

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gamers gonna freak

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t care how successful this game is or isn’t, I just think it looks shit and it’s a clear ripoff.
    Pokémon games have been shit since forever too, by the way. They couldn’t even steal from something good. They just slammed a bunch of mechanics together like mindless chimps. Discord trannies can seethe.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Palworld fans are like a shittier version of pokemon fans. It's like when you poop, but sometimes you have baby shit diarrhea. Same thing at its core, one is just a little uglier.

    Palworld and pokemon fans are like peas and carrots, in my shit.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how dare people people stop playing a single-player game after finishing it? they should keep playing forever and ever
    you're mentally ill OP

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >single-player game

      Gee I wonder why palworld has no staying power. Could it be because the very first tag for the game is a lie? No... people are never disappointed when a game lies about what's inside of it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you see any pvp? I know I don't.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          PvE.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          PvE.

          DVDA

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokegays are mental, but this is common knowledge

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They fit right in palworld threads. The two fanbases are two sides of the same schizo coin.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pokegays are a special breed, they don't fit in anywhere, there's a reason they have a containment board.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that why Pals were so desperately begging for /vp/ to be changed into a monster tamer board/still shill palworld over there now

  49. 3 months ago
    tendietrannyshitskinniggermanchildfaggot

    I-IT IS TIME FOR R-R-REVENGE!

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >U-UH UM WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO PLAY THIS ONE GAME FOREVER?????

    Always the same "argument" with the same forgettable "goty" FOMO that dies in a month or less.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    palgays are getting so desperate lately
    they even have their own inside jokes about owning the imaginary tendies that require a constant monitoring of palworld threads to even understand

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tbf theres nothing to do in game

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t-this is revenge
    these threads are the gift that keeps giving.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sales figures
    >viewership
    >concurrent players
    >ratings
    zoomzoom

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