Hitmonchan Posted on May 22, 2023 by Anonymous Why the heck does HE wear a skirt? It's not like this is a traditional boxing atire
Because it's the LGBTQ+ media shoving their politics down our throats as usual. Hitmonchan was designed to groom kids.
>Hitmonchan was designed to groom kids.
it's a failed design then since when i was a kid this shit design never got me into pokemon like piplup did
>Hitmonchan - 1998
>Piplup - 2007
I hope to god you're being facetious
Nope. 100% serious.
i swear the hitmon line attracts some real fucked up individuals
It’s Roman/gladiator armor, isn’t it?
It's a toga. Boxing originated in ancient Greece, so it's fitting enough.
I didn't know Ancient Greece was so woke.
>I didn't know this society literally known for sodomy was woke
That is not a toga, togas are formal attire. This is like calling boxing shorts suit trousers.
It's not a toga, also boxing probably came from Egypt first
bait thread but it's based on ancient roman pugilist attire
Now this is what I call a stretch
They are literally punching each other in skirts. It's the western/eastern dichotomy of martial arts, so that includes the Greeks.
It really is
Why were the Romans so gay?
It's so funny hearing someone from pozzed modern society in the comfort of their own basement calling anyone from the past gay.
Roman's were fags
>I suck cocks
okay but they openly practiced man-boy loving. they were a little queer, independent of how gay our world is now
One of the emperors made their gayboy twink a god even
which god? hermes?
Hermes isn't even a roman god
it's the greeks who were queer
they both were
ok so who was it
Despite what crusty old boomers will tell you otherwise Pokemon was always pozzed
It's not wearing anything, that's just how its body looks.
Have you ever seen how much damage he did in gen 1? It's because he's a fucking cheerleader
People who shit on the phys/special split blow my mind, Hitmonchan sucks in comp today but in Gen 1 he wasn't even usable ingame, imagine getting only one cool fighting mon, taking a chance with Hitmonchan, and watching its punching moves do like 10 damage. Glad 've been a hitmonleechad since day 1, but I remember using Chan in stadium as a kid and not understanding why he sucked so bad.
They shit on it because while some pokemon like Hitmonlee got buffed, others just got nerfed. It wouldn't be an issue if Gamefreak was competent/cared enough to do a moveset pass to accomodate the split but they didn't bother.
Perhaps but I don't think nukes like Alakazam and Gengar ever should have (the equivalent of) boltbeam coverage in the first place. GF's real sin is not rebalancing stats of Pokemon designed around pre-split like...nearly everything from Gen 3.
My question is what's up with the Vegeta armor shoulders
answered your own question, they just took it from dbz to make him look like a fighter
theyre baggy shorts you retarded zoomers
I see the Doduo
That's a tunic
out of 10!
The real question is, why does Togekiss watch Doduo shit?
Togekiss has seen some shit, figuratively and literally
maybe it's just a way to make a pokemon silhouette that's distinct from the rest while still being recognizably humanoid on the very limited gameboy graphics. it doesn't have to be any deeper than that
but it didn't even have it at first
>100% Male gender ratio
Skirts on boys look cute
The realtor question is why a POKEMON IS WEARING A SKIRT
don't boxers wear large, loose fitting shorts