Hitmonchan

Why the heck does HE wear a skirt? It's not like this is a traditional boxing atire

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's the LGBTQ+ media shoving their politics down our throats as usual. Hitmonchan was designed to groom kids.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hitmonchan was designed to groom kids.
      it's a failed design then since when i was a kid this shit design never got me into pokemon like piplup did

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hitmonchan - 1998
        >Piplup - 2007

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope to god you're being facetious

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. 100% serious.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/cdZI8Vy.png

      Why the heck does HE wear a skirt? It's not like this is a traditional boxing atire

      i swear the hitmon line attracts some real fucked up individuals

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s Roman/gladiator armor, isn’t it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a toga. Boxing originated in ancient Greece, so it's fitting enough.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know Ancient Greece was so woke.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >I didn't know this society literally known for sodomy was woke
          Retard

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That is not a toga, togas are formal attire. This is like calling boxing shorts suit trousers.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a toga, also boxing probably came from Egypt first

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bait thread but it's based on ancient roman pugilist attire

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now this is what I call a stretch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are literally punching each other in skirts. It's the western/eastern dichotomy of martial arts, so that includes the Greeks.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It really is

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          read this

          That's a tunic

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Read

            Now this is what I call a stretch

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why were the Romans so gay?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's so funny hearing someone from pozzed modern society in the comfort of their own basement calling anyone from the past gay.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Roman's were fags

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Roman's

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >I suck cocks

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          okay but they openly practiced man-boy loving. they were a little queer, independent of how gay our world is now

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            One of the emperors made their gayboy twink a god even

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              which god? hermes?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Hermes isn't even a roman god

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                it's the greeks who were queer

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                they both were

                Hermes isn't even a roman god

                ok so who was it

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Despite what crusty old boomers will tell you otherwise Pokemon was always pozzed

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not wearing anything, that's just how its body looks.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever seen how much damage he did in gen 1? It's because he's a fucking cheerleader

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People who shit on the phys/special split blow my mind, Hitmonchan sucks in comp today but in Gen 1 he wasn't even usable ingame, imagine getting only one cool fighting mon, taking a chance with Hitmonchan, and watching its punching moves do like 10 damage. Glad 've been a hitmonleechad since day 1, but I remember using Chan in stadium as a kid and not understanding why he sucked so bad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They shit on it because while some pokemon like Hitmonlee got buffed, others just got nerfed. It wouldn't be an issue if Gamefreak was competent/cared enough to do a moveset pass to accomodate the split but they didn't bother.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Perhaps but I don't think nukes like Alakazam and Gengar ever should have (the equivalent of) boltbeam coverage in the first place. GF's real sin is not rebalancing stats of Pokemon designed around pre-split like...nearly everything from Gen 3.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My question is what's up with the Vegeta armor shoulders

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      answered your own question, they just took it from dbz to make him look like a fighter

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    theyre baggy shorts you retarded zoomers

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see the Doduo

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a tunic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      out of 10!

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she cute

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is, why does Togekiss watch Doduo shit?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Togekiss has seen some shit, figuratively and literally

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    maybe it's just a way to make a pokemon silhouette that's distinct from the rest while still being recognizably humanoid on the very limited gameboy graphics. it doesn't have to be any deeper than that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      but it didn't even have it at first

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >100% Male gender ratio
    >He

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Skirts on boys look cute

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The realtor question is why a POKEMON IS WEARING A SKIRT

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      for sexo

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    don't boxers wear large, loose fitting shorts

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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