Hogwarts Legacy

i went from being cautiously optimistic to genuinely excited. this will be the biggest release this year. its just too bad that Merula (best girl) was wasted on a pay-to-win mobile game

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It will fail because all the trans allies will boycott it. RIP.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will buy 3 copies to offset them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      movie game confirmed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they wont because despite all their bitching theyre addicted to the franchise which is why they are so brain broken over rowling being a terf despite also being a radfem

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm rolling a Slytherin so I can magically experiment on Dark Wizards and fuck-fight a cute Gryffindor Girl who wants to beat my ass.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm interested in the possibility of sex mods on the PC, akin to Skyrim and Sims. I'm also hopeful that while they have to distance themselves from JK Rowling for marketing purposes, that her influence will still be felt on the IP, and that the game and setting will both be deeply transphobic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm interested in the possibility of sex mods
      The majority of the characters are 17 years and 364 days old or less, you sick fuck!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking Ganker pedo groomer chuds

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's okay, the characters fucking them will also be 17 years and 364 days old.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Merula is trash.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm sorry you are a gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        PFFFFFFFFFFF

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sample

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gross

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sample

        asses stink irl, they're not appealing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i personally know the difference between a clean ass and a stinky ass
          wash your fucking ass, anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry anon, Ganker is Cassandra territory now.
        /vg/ got too complacent

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DULLEST FRANCHISE

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk looks like you can't really pick your friends in this game and they will probably force you to attend specific classes instead of letting you choose them. I'm still very cautiously optimistic. Btw they'll probably insert random diversity shit into this game, which I'm not looking forward to

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they'll probably insert random diversity shit into this game
      this is already confirmed with all the black and brown people in 19th century scotland

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like europe to me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can believe in magic, but you can't believe in Black men?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's still set in our world with our history regardless of the magic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good, our world and our history also have Black men in it, guess we're settled then, yeah?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that's not the point, HP books and films also have important black men in it like Shacklebolt, the problem is placing them in a pedestal of morality like they do in nowadays media, that's annoying and i'm tired of seeing that crap everywhere

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is it "placing them in a pedestal of morality" when white people are in video games?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your sentence doesn't make sense Anon, that's not how you ask questions

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              black men were not in 19th century scotland or at most there were a handful

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Neither was magic. Hogwarts isn't real. We can invent magic, but we can't say there were some extra Black people for the sake of even representation of the audience?

                Your sentence doesn't make sense Anon, that's not how you ask questions

                Makes sense to me. I can't understand it for you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >for the sake of even representation of the audience
                changing history to be inclusive is always wrong
                they could've done something interesting where hogwarts imported shaman kids to learn about african magic instead of "WE WUZ BRITISH"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Certainly you have a better way to spend your time than getting called a gay on this website, right?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Makes sense to me. I can't understand it for you
                Fair enough, i don't speak retardish, and i don't intend to learn with you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Verisimilitude

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >buzzwords
                >no elaborated arguments
                everytime. just skip to the part where you sperg out and start posting soijaks

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that doesnt mean people are or need to be united in a single culture
              its a disservice to blacks to make them pseudo whites and place them in white societies

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              YWNBAW

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cant wait to bully hufflepuffs as a ravenclaw chad and get slytherin girls to gobble my dick so i will help them with their homework

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn you fags just cannot help but take the obvious bait huh

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if there was one game that I've been keeping my eye on but not really hyped for, it'd be this. the way they've sandbox'd potter lore seems pretty fun. and I dont give a shit about potter nor have I read the books

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GryffinChads report in!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Comfiest common room by far. No sense playing any other house tbh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hufflepuff common room is near the kitchens which is good when you've got the munchies after a common room rotation. Remember, Hufflepuff puff pass.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >house fatass
          Nah, I’m good

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then maybe you should join the Death Weeders, and hit Voldesnort up on Snap for some snow. He's got more keys than Argus Filch, for real for real.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              One sec, let me just….
              Ok, carry on

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think I'll hit the nae nae to celebrate! Check me out!

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no starting first year and going up
    >no e-boi kino
    >no aging kino
    >no growing friendships kino
    they already wasted so much potential before they even started

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get ready for DLC and sequels pay pig. They're not done milking you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there will never be a first year DLC, any hopes i had have been dashed into pieces

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody likes growing up, people hated it in Fable. They want to design their character and keep them that way.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fable
        the aging in that doesn't count for shit, it's literally just an intro with time skips

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no summer kino
      Maybe choose to be muggle-born or magic-born to determine where and who you can spend your summer with.
      IE spend the summer with classmate you just met, but choose to ditch him to go after some girl. He gets molested by his neighbor. Comes back after summer break a fag. Next year he decides he's a transwoman. Next year he kills himself.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The virgin Harry Potter wizards:
    >hide away from the non-magical folk to avoid being genocided
    >avoid using their magic on non-magical folk
    >hide their school in the middle of the cold and damp ass highlands
    >wave little twigs around
    >couldn't stand up to one dark lord and two dozen cronies
    >only eat big dinners at school
    >rise the ranks by reading books, passing tests and making new discoveries like a bunch of nerds
    >most powerful wizard got his title by cheating with the Elder Hax Wand
    >afraid of death

    The Chad Discworld wizards:
    >live among non-magical folk, openly display their magical status
    >use their magic on anyone who fucks with them, give zero fucks
    >put their school smack bang in the middle of their world's biggest city
    >use solid oak six foot staffs with knobs on the end
    >can stand up to dragons, elves, Things from the Dungeon Dimensions and even the Auditors of all reality
    >eat big dinners their whole lives
    >rise the ranks by 86ing their superiors
    >most powerful wizard fucking earned his title by being too robust and sharp to kill
    >summon death to ask him trivial questions

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The virgin Harry Potter wizards:
    >>hide away from the non-magical folk to avoid being genocided
    using their magic on non-magical folk
    >>hide their school in the middle of the cold and damp ass highlands
    >>wave little twigs around
    't stand up to one dark lord and two dozen cronies
    >>only eat big dinners at school
    >>rise the ranks by reading books, passing tests and making new discoveries like a bunch of nerds
    >>most powerful wizard got his title by cheating with the Elder Hax Wand
    of death
    >The Chad Discworld wizards:
    >>live among non-magical folk, openly display their magical status
    >>use their magic on anyone who fucks with them, give zero fucks
    >>put their school smack bang in the middle of their world's biggest city
    >>use solid oak six foot staffs with knobs on the end
    >>can stand up to dragons, elves, Things from the Dungeon Dimensions and even the Auditors of all reality
    >>eat big dinners their whole lives
    >>rise the ranks by 86ing their superiors
    >>most powerful wizard fucking earned his title by being too robust and sharp to kill
    death to ask him trivial questions

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t wait to buy chocolate toads in the bathroom

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No cute snake bullyfu - no buy!

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think this game is not going to allow you to do whatever you want. it's going to be a
    >press x here
    game

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >50+ replies
    >0 dumbledore posting
    disgusting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire? You asked one of the older students to do it for you?
      I'm not fucking around, Harry. CRUCIO! How do you like that, huh?
      DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!
      HARRY!!! HARRY!!! STOP CRYING! You are doing this to yourself. Just answer my goddamn question.
      CRUCIO! SECTUMSEMPRA!
      Harry, this is gonna get real ugly for you real quick.
      DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! DID YOU ASK ONE OF THE OLDER STUDENTS TO DO IT FOR YOU?
      EXPULSO!
      Ok, that does it. Minerva! Bring me Ron Weasley...
      ...So, Harry. Care to answer now?... No?...
      AVADA KEDAVRA!!! AND THERE GOES RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY!!! THAT'S ON YOU!
      STOP CRYING, HARRY!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!! MINERVA, BRING GINNY WEASLEY!!!
      I'M ASKING YOU AGAIN, HARRY!!! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!
      STILL NO ANSWER?? JUST SOBBING??
      AVADA KEDAVRA!!! GUESS THAT'S THE END OF ROMANCE, THEN!
      ACCIO W88!!!!!
      OK HARRY LAST CHANCE BEFORE I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS FOR GOOD!!!
      DID!!!! YOU!!!! PUT!!!! YOUR!!!! NAME!!!! IN!!!! THE!!!! GOBLET!!!! OF!!!! FIRE???!!!
      ...
      WELL HARRY, I GUESS THAT'S GONNA BE IT THEN
      REDUCT-

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harry awoke, his head ringing and sore. He forced open his blood encrusted eyes, and found all he could see was the ceiling. Confused, he tried to turn his head to have a look around, but found it impossible. Perhaps an immobilization charm? As he contemplated this, he gradually became aware of a voice - no, two voices, Dumbledore and McGonnagal - in the background. The headmaster's bearded face appeared above him, his half-moon spectacles gleaming.
    "Listen to me, Harry," Dumbledore began. "I got your head in a fuckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a fuckin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, Potter, come on."
    Harry's heart quickened. Was that what this was about? He vaguely remembered the argument that had taken place before he lost consciousness. Was that why he was here? The Goblet?
    Harry, of course, had no idea who had put his name in the Goblet. As his memory stretched its legs to search for a name, he began to recall the tortuous events of the past couple of days. Cruciatius Curse after Cruciatius Curse; the deaths of Ron, Hermione, Neville; being forced to watch a sobbing Hagrid pluck, cook, and eat Hedwig. Through broken teeth and a shattered jaw, Harry responded in the only way he knew.
    "Fuck... you..."
    Dumbledore turned to Professor McGonagall. "This motherfucker, you believe this?" He stared back at Harry. "Two fucking days and nights! Fuck me? FUCK ME? YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" he shouted. Harry winced as he felt the vise tighten.
    "FUCK MY MOTHER? THAT'S WHAT YOU FUCKING TELL ME? YOU MUDDAFUCKA YOU!" Dumbledore roared calmly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Harry choked as he felt the pressure build. He screwed his eyes shut as tight as he could, but it was no use. With a sickening pop, he felt his left eye exit it's socket.
      "Merlin's beard..." Dumbledore grimaced. He shook his head and quickly recovered. "Gimme the fuckin' name!"
      Harry was spent. "S-Sirius Black!" he managed to moan. If he gave them a name, maybe they'd stop. Maybe this would all stop.
      "Sirius Black?" Dumbledore repeated in disgust. "Sirius Black? YOU MADE ME POP YOUR EYE OUTTA YOUR FUCKIN HEAD TO PROTECT THAT PIECE OF SHIT?!? SIRIUS BLACK!! YOU DUMB MUDDAFUCKER!!"
      "Kill... me..." Harry slurred, his grasp on reality steadily slipping. He saw his Mom and Dad, he saw Hedwig, he saw all his friends. They beckoned him forth.
      "Kill you? You muddafucker you! Minerva, do him a fuckin' favor." the headmaster ordered.
      As Dumbledore strutted out of the room, Professor McGonagall produced a switchblade from beneath her robes. Harry felt searing pain in his throat, and hot blood spurting across his chest. He considered, for a moment, that he had just sentenced his godfather to a similar fate. As his sense of responsibility dropped off him like a lead weight and found himself in death's embrace, he heard Albus Dumbledore's voice one last time.
      "Sirius fuckin' Black!"

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