i went from being cautiously optimistic to genuinely excited. this will be the biggest release this year. its just too bad that Merula (best girl) was wasted on a pay-to-win mobile game
i went from being cautiously optimistic to genuinely excited. this will be the biggest release this year. its just too bad that Merula (best girl) was wasted on a pay-to-win mobile game
It will fail because all the trans allies will boycott it. RIP.
I will buy 3 copies to offset them.
movie game confirmed
they wont because despite all their b***hing theyre addicted to the franchise which is why they are so brain broken over rowling being a terf despite also being a radfem
I'm rolling a Slytherin so I can magically experiment on Dark Wizards and frick-fight a cute Gryffindor Girl who wants to beat my ass.
I'm interested in the possibility of sex mods on the PC, akin to Skyrim and Sims. I'm also hopeful that while they have to distance themselves from JK Rowling for marketing purposes, that her influence will still be felt on the IP, and that the game and setting will both be deeply transphobic.
>I'm interested in the possibility of sex mods
The majority of the characters are 17 years and 364 days old or less, you sick frick!
Fricking Ganker pedo groomer chuds
That's okay, the characters fricking them will also be 17 years and 364 days old.
Merula is trash.
i'm sorry you are a homosexual
PFFFFFFFFFFF
>sample
Gross
asses stink irl, they're not appealing
i personally know the difference between a clean ass and a stinky ass
wash your fricking ass, anon
Sorry anon, Ganker is Cassandra territory now.
/vg/ got too complacent
DULLEST FRANCHISE
Idk looks like you can't really pick your friends in this game and they will probably force you to attend specific classes instead of letting you choose them. I'm still very cautiously optimistic. Btw they'll probably insert random diversity shit into this game, which I'm not looking forward to
>they'll probably insert random diversity shit into this game
this is already confirmed with all the black and brown people in 19th century scotland
sounds like europe to me
you can believe in magic, but you can't believe in Black men?
it's still set in our world with our history regardless of the magic
Good, our world and our history also have Black men in it, guess we're settled then, yeah?
that's not the point, HP books and films also have important black men in it like Shacklebolt, the problem is placing them in a pedestal of morality like they do in nowadays media, that's annoying and i'm tired of seeing that crap everywhere
Is it "placing them in a pedestal of morality" when white people are in video games?
Your sentence doesn't make sense Anon, that's not how you ask questions
black men were not in 19th century scotland or at most there were a handful
Neither was magic. Hogwarts isn't real. We can invent magic, but we can't say there were some extra Black people for the sake of even representation of the audience?
Makes sense to me. I can't understand it for you.
>for the sake of even representation of the audience
changing history to be inclusive is always wrong
they could've done something interesting where hogwarts imported shaman kids to learn about african magic instead of "WE WUZ BRITISH"
Certainly you have a better way to spend your time than getting called a homosexual on this website, right?
>Makes sense to me. I can't understand it for you
Fair enough, i don't speak moronish, and i don't intend to learn with you
Verisimilitude
>buzzwords
>no elaborated arguments
everytime. just skip to the part where you sperg out and start posting soijaks
that doesnt mean people are or need to be united in a single culture
its a disservice to blacks to make them pseudo whites and place them in white societies
YWNBAW
Cant wait to bully hufflepuffs as a ravenclaw chad and get slytherin girls to gobble my dick so i will help them with their homework
damn you gays just cannot help but take the obvious bait huh
if there was one game that I've been keeping my eye on but not really hyped for, it'd be this. the way they've sandbox'd potter lore seems pretty fun. and I dont give a shit about potter nor have I read the books
GryffinChads report in!
Comfiest common room by far. No sense playing any other house tbh
Hufflepuff common room is near the kitchens which is good when you've got the munchies after a common room rotation. Remember, Hufflepuff puff pass.
>house fatass
Nah, I’m good
Then maybe you should join the Death Weeders, and hit Voldesnort up on Snap for some snow. He's got more keys than Argus Filch, for real for real.
One sec, let me just….
Ok, carry on
I think I'll hit the nae nae to celebrate! Check me out!
>no starting first year and going up
>no e-girl kino
>no aging kino
>no growing friendships kino
they already wasted so much potential before they even started
get ready for DLC and sequels pay pig. They're not done milking you.
there will never be a first year DLC, any hopes i had have been dashed into pieces
Nobody likes growing up, people hated it in Fable. They want to design their character and keep them that way.
>Fable
the aging in that doesn't count for shit, it's literally just an intro with time skips
>no summer kino
Maybe choose to be muggle-born or magic-born to determine where and who you can spend your summer with.
IE spend the summer with classmate you just met, but choose to ditch him to go after some girl. He gets molested by his neighbor. Comes back after summer break a gay. Next year he decides he's a transwoman. Next year he kills himself.
The virgin Harry Potter wizards:
>hide away from the non-magical folk to avoid being genocided
>avoid using their magic on non-magical folk
>hide their school in the middle of the cold and damp ass highlands
>wave little twigs around
>couldn't stand up to one dark lord and two dozen cronies
>only eat big dinners at school
>rise the ranks by reading books, passing tests and making new discoveries like a bunch of nerds
>most powerful wizard got his title by cheating with the Elder Hax Wand
>afraid of death
The Chad Discworld wizards:
>live among non-magical folk, openly display their magical status
>use their magic on anyone who fricks with them, give zero fricks
>put their school smack bang in the middle of their world's biggest city
>use solid oak six foot staffs with knobs on the end
>can stand up to dragons, elves, Things from the Dungeon Dimensions and even the Auditors of all reality
>eat big dinners their whole lives
>rise the ranks by 86ing their superiors
>most powerful wizard fricking earned his title by being too robust and sharp to kill
>summon death to ask him trivial questions
>The virgin Harry Potter wizards:
>>hide away from the non-magical folk to avoid being genocided
using their magic on non-magical folk
>>hide their school in the middle of the cold and damp ass highlands
>>wave little twigs around
't stand up to one dark lord and two dozen cronies
>>only eat big dinners at school
>>rise the ranks by reading books, passing tests and making new discoveries like a bunch of nerds
>>most powerful wizard got his title by cheating with the Elder Hax Wand
of death
>The Chad Discworld wizards:
>>live among non-magical folk, openly display their magical status
>>use their magic on anyone who fricks with them, give zero fricks
>>put their school smack bang in the middle of their world's biggest city
>>use solid oak six foot staffs with knobs on the end
>>can stand up to dragons, elves, Things from the Dungeon Dimensions and even the Auditors of all reality
>>eat big dinners their whole lives
>>rise the ranks by 86ing their superiors
>>most powerful wizard fricking earned his title by being too robust and sharp to kill
death to ask him trivial questions
Can’t wait to buy chocolate toads in the bathroom
No cute snake bullyfu - no buy!
I think this game is not going to allow you to do whatever you want. it's going to be a
>press x here
game
>50+ replies
>0 dumbledore posting
disgusting
Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire? You asked one of the older students to do it for you?
I'm not fricking around, Harry. CRUCIO! How do you like that, huh?
DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!
HARRY!!! HARRY!!! STOP CRYING! You are doing this to yourself. Just answer my goddamn question.
CRUCIO! SECTUMSEMPRA!
Harry, this is gonna get real ugly for you real quick.
DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! DID YOU ASK ONE OF THE OLDER STUDENTS TO DO IT FOR YOU?
EXPULSO!
Ok, that does it. Minerva! Bring me Ron Weasley...
...So, Harry. Care to answer now?... No?...
AVADA KEDAVRA!!! AND THERE GOES RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY!!! THAT'S ON YOU!
STOP CRYING, HARRY!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!! MINERVA, BRING GINNY WEASLEY!!!
I'M ASKING YOU AGAIN, HARRY!!! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!
STILL NO ANSWER?? JUST SOBBING??
AVADA KEDAVRA!!! GUESS THAT'S THE END OF ROMANCE, THEN!
ACCIO W88!!!!!
OK HARRY LAST CHANCE BEFORE I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS FOR GOOD!!!
DID!!!! YOU!!!! PUT!!!! YOUR!!!! NAME!!!! IN!!!! THE!!!! GOBLET!!!! OF!!!! FIRE???!!!
...
WELL HARRY, I GUESS THAT'S GONNA BE IT THEN
REDUCT-
Harry awoke, his head ringing and sore. He forced open his blood encrusted eyes, and found all he could see was the ceiling. Confused, he tried to turn his head to have a look around, but found it impossible. Perhaps an immobilization charm? As he contemplated this, he gradually became aware of a voice - no, two voices, Dumbledore and McGonnagal - in the background. The headmaster's bearded face appeared above him, his half-moon spectacles gleaming.
"Listen to me, Harry," Dumbledore began. "I got your head in a frickin' vise. I'll squash your head like a frickin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, Potter, come on."
Harry's heart quickened. Was that what this was about? He vaguely remembered the argument that had taken place before he lost consciousness. Was that why he was here? The Goblet?
Harry, of course, had no idea who had put his name in the Goblet. As his memory stretched its legs to search for a name, he began to recall the tortuous events of the past couple of days. Cruciatius Curse after Cruciatius Curse; the deaths of Ron, Hermione, Neville; being forced to watch a sobbing Hagrid pluck, cook, and eat Hedwig. Through broken teeth and a shattered jaw, Harry responded in the only way he knew.
"Frick... you..."
Dumbledore turned to Professor McGonagall. "This motherfricker, you believe this?" He stared back at Harry. "Two fricking days and nights! Frick me? FRICK ME? YOU MOTHERFRICKER!" he shouted. Harry winced as he felt the vise tighten.
"FRICK MY MOTHER? THAT'S WHAT YOU FRICKING TELL ME? YOU MUDDAFRICKA YOU!" Dumbledore roared calmly.
Harry choked as he felt the pressure build. He screwed his eyes shut as tight as he could, but it was no use. With a sickening pop, he felt his left eye exit it's socket.
"Merlin's beard..." Dumbledore grimaced. He shook his head and quickly recovered. "Gimme the frickin' name!"
Harry was spent. "S-Sirius Black!" he managed to moan. If he gave them a name, maybe they'd stop. Maybe this would all stop.
"Sirius Black?" Dumbledore repeated in disgust. "Sirius Black? YOU MADE ME POP YOUR EYE OUTTA YOUR FRICKIN HEAD TO PROTECT THAT PIECE OF SHIT?!? SIRIUS BLACK!! YOU DUMB MUDDAFRICKER!!"
"Kill... me..." Harry slurred, his grasp on reality steadily slipping. He saw his Mom and Dad, he saw Hedwig, he saw all his friends. They beckoned him forth.
"Kill you? You muddafricker you! Minerva, do him a frickin' favor." the headmaster ordered.
As Dumbledore strutted out of the room, Professor McGonagall produced a switchblade from beneath her robes. Harry felt searing pain in his throat, and hot blood spurting across his chest. He considered, for a moment, that he had just sentenced his godfather to a similar fate. As his sense of responsibility dropped off him like a lead weight and found himself in death's embrace, he heard Albus Dumbledore's voice one last time.
"Sirius frickin' Black!"