Hogwarts Legacy in 30 days

So what house are we dropping, Ganker?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IM GOING TO BUY THIS GAME TO BEAT THE TRANNIES!!!!!!!!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >producer supports Gamergate
        based. SchREEEier should consider taking a long walk off a short pier.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can literally be a chud itg

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm boycotting this game to fight against transphobia.

      SO... HECKING... BASED. THIS IS A DAY 1 BUY TO BEAT THOSE TRANNIES!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blind consumerism is not the way to support any political movement. You're being played for a retard.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At this point one of the writers for Forspoken should just say they hate gays on twitter and get free-reverse shilling

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we

      >psyop advertising

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it’s my own personal IRL experiences, but the trans men & women I’ve met are some of most reserved, calm people about their sexuality/gender identity. There’s a huge fucking society that would want to see them dead/not exist at all, to a much further extent than other minorities seem to receive. It could be that all this hate could be internalized for them to hypercompensate online to push back for their own respect. However I can see that there definitely needs to be boundaries, there’s a reason it’s LgbTq, they are two separate parts of the acronym and gender/sexuality/genital attraction are not interchangeable - everyone needs their own space.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There’s a huge fucking society that would want to see them dead/not exist at all
        You're the chud stop trying to false-flag. This victim mentality shit is too played out. Most of society couldn't give less of a shit about you, that's why you're all acting out so much.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anything you read online should be disregarded as far as judging a group of people
        Twitter trannies are not indicative of trans people in general.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the trans men & women I’ve met are some of most reserved, calm people about their sexuality/gender identity
        ok chud; then could you calmly ask your trans friend to stop RUINING EVERYTHING WE LIKE?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every chud I've ever met was a dysgenic subhuman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ogScC8K.jpg

      So what house are we dropping, Ganker?

      This is the weirdest marketing ploy I've seen.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None, I don't play SJW cancer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have only ever watched the movies so I have no clue what Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff even stand for.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did Griffyndor "stand for" anything? It was like just a group of normalfags. Slytherin had the edgy theme.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gryffindor stands for bravery, honor, and righteousness. It's the designated "good guy" house

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every house has good/bad attributes.

          >Gryffindor
          Brave, honorable and moral, but hotheaded, prone to anger, lacking in judgement.

          >Ravenclaw
          Smart, insightful and quick on their feet but arrogant, dispassionate and narrow-minded.

          >Hufflepuff
          Kind, inquisitive and open-minded, but slow, emotionally vulnerable and weak-willed.

          >Slytherin
          Ambitious, clever and creative, but amoral, narcissistic and cruel.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm surprised Rowling never made any major characters from Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff. Sounds like Hermoine should have been Ravenclaw

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Ravenclaw
              Luna
              >Hufflepuff
              Cedric

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Luna is Ravenclaw. "Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure!" Luna spinoff WHEN (book Luna not movie Luna)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wanna fuck movie Luna

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Harry
              Slytherin
              >Hermoine
              Ravenclaw
              >Ron
              Hufflepuff

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Luna and Cho were Ravenclaws, Cedric and Justin were Hufflepuffs.

              Hermione was supposed to be Ravenclaw, but the hat decided she was a better fit for Gryffindor due to her propensity to say "fuck the rules" if she didn't agree with them.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This; every chud claiming they'd totally be in Hufflepuff would probably be in Slytherin and most of the guys deciding if they'd be in Gryffindor or Slytherin would probably end up in Hufflepuff. We're very poor judges of our own character.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Reminds me of an ex I had who was into pottershit and asked me the house question. I just said gryffindor cause i hadn't cared about Harry Potter past the 3rd one and she got all mad and said "youd be a slytherin like draco!" Well she was right according to the test. Time to master the dark arts and play bully magic edition

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When I was a kid I was convinced I'd be in Ravenclaw, then when I grew up I realized I was definitely a Slytherin. I'm now split; I feel like I'm still a Slytherin, but all the best/strongest parts of me play to Hufflepuff instead.

                I feel like I'd be a hat stall and end up dating someone from the house I didn't get.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you sort into Hufflepuff, you may as well kys because you're a worthless loser who is neither brave, smart, or clever. It's quite literally the class for losers not good enough to sort into a real house.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Alternatively, you've hit the fucking jackpot because you're now a big fish in a pond full of people who crave social validation and are free to do whatever the fuck you want with virtually no oversight because who would suspect a Hufflepuff?.

              You could be on the honor roll with 5 gf's by third year and rub shoulders with Ravenclaws in all of your NEWT classes. And good luck to Slytherins who wanna fuck you up when you're in a separate part of the school and have an army of dumb classmates at your back.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gryffindor - brave
      Slythering - cunning
      Ravenclaw - smarts
      Huffelpuff - the rest

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like blue and sponging up wikipedia. Hate people
        It’s already decided for me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Smarts and cunning are the same shit, Ravenclaw are apparently wise.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Smarts can just mean book smart. Luna is intelligent but socially retarded. Cunning is more how you use intelligence to your advantage, often at the cost of others.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hufflepuff is the one I always see chuds put in their bios for some reason so that's probably the one you're going to want to avoid

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one house are objectively good guys
    >one house are objectively bad guys
    >the other two are totally irrelevant
    Bravo Rowling

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rowling was a trash writer, but she was a great child book writer, because she has no quality or dignity in how low she will go.

      For example look at everything that is "good" in Harry Potter. I can tell you exactly from where she plagiarized..., I mean "got inspired", this from.

      It starts with the magic wand. Literally "borrowed" from Gandalf and the "magic words" are just "borrowed" from looking up what Magicians say on stage. Keep in mind that she has no idea how magic in fantasy works, that is the reason why magic is so retarded and useless in HP.

      The "flying on the broom" is just copy pasted from Witches (which are related to Wizards "MUH YOU ARE A WIZARD, HARRY!") in pretty much any story about witches.

      The more I think about Harry Potter, the more I realize how trash her books are. She literally just made a "magical school" and everything important is just copy pasted from "googling" magic and other words related to it.

      I am still surprised how her books got famous, because they are worse than literally any fantasy book.

      This is also why everything is so retarded if you look closer. She had simply ZERO idea how to create the world and just wrote with her not the smartest IQ without realizing how many inconsistencies this creates.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        STRETCHED HIS LEGS

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I am still surprised how her books got famous, because they are worse than literally any fantasy book.
        Cuz the setting is comfy as fuck, studying magic, house rivalry and cool monsters ? Sign me the fuck up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yet she's a billionaire with her trash writing and you're a nobody

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cringe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I also think the books are overrated but the movies are what blew up the franchise to greater heights

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Always bothered me how the magic system in Harry Potter has no real rules. Not even soft rules. As far as being a good wizard goes in the books and movies all you need to do is know the spell and say it correctly? That's so weird. Why not borrow from every other sort of series/anime and just have the character get tired when they casted more difficult spells or too many?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no real rules. Not even soft rules
          HP is trash but Sandersonfags pls go. Keep your science fiction out of my fantasy, thanks.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not looking for midichlorians or how fast warp 9 is. It's just weird for a series that says frequently says things like "wow this guy is a very good wizard" and "hes a really powerful wizard" and never gives ANY sort of explanation why.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              okay, fair enough.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The "flying on the broom" is just copy pasted from Witches
        It's "copy pasted" because that's the whole fucking premise! A school where you go to learn to be a witch who wears black robes, a pointy hat, rides on a broomstick, brews stuff in cauldrons, and has an animal companion! It's hilarious how many fans are like "nah that's lame I want to be basically myself, with my same everyday human style and clothes and friends, but with magic powers."

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron, 90% of a job's measure of success is through completion of the job
        The bitch produced a low-quality but desired product for a large target market, one that's known to have lower standards, and you're confused as to why she was successful?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chill spongebill

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "On closer inspection... this children's story lacks nuance and complexity!" Really blowing my mind here, anon. Blame the fans for hyping it up and creating this monster and acting like it was ever a masterpiece. Millions of people have been pointing this stuff out since day 1. They are silly goofy children's nonsense books with character names like Dingleplopper Crimbleshimkins. It's like criticizing the worldbuilding of Willy Wonka.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that is the reason why magic is so retarded and useless in HP.
        ?????
        You can teleport, mind control people, shapeshift, paralyse people, knockout people, wipe people's memories, enthrall people into loveless puppets with potions, or instantly kill people.
        One of my issues with the series isn't that the spells are to "useless", it's that magic is TOO easy to do.
        An 11 year can paralyze you.
        A "smart" 12 year old with less than two years of training can shapeshift into anyone.
        A 14 year old can knock you out.
        A 16 year old can buy or make a potion that forces you to fall in love with the next person you see.
        A 17 year old can effortlessly teleport and wipe people's minds.
        ANYONE with sufficient maliciousness can instantly kill someone, torture someone, or mind control someone.
        You look at all these spells, and you think: how does this world even function? How do they stop identity theft? Rape? Theft? Murder? When you can be anyone, wipe any memory, kill anyone, or paralyze anyone...all at the age of 17

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't the Ministry of Magic a surveillance state that can locate exactly when and where an unauthorized spell was cast?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yep, even in the muggle world

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rowling was a trash writer
        Citations needed
        >Literally "borrowed" from Gandalf
        Elaborate instead of making a blanket statement of no substance
        >magic words" are just "borrowed" from looking up what Magicians say on stage
        This isn't bad writing. Every fantasy authors draws from mythology, real world culture, and their own life experiences to build their world. Tolkien was no different considering he heavily borrowed from Norse Mythology and the Abrahamic faith.
        >Keep in mind that she has no idea how magic in fantasy works, that is the reason why magic is so retarded and useless in HP.
        It's a soft magic system. There's nothing wrong with this. You don't know how Gandalf's magic works on LOTR either for example, or how Morgana, Merlin, and the Fae use their magic in the various King Arthur poems and stories
        >The "flying on the broom" is just copy pasted from Witches
        It's just a trope. There is nothing wrong with using literary tropes. Every author does this. I don't see you whining about Tolkien's use of the lost prince (Aargorn) or the fellowship of heroes.
        >She literally just made a "magical school"
        And? So you're saying she built a world? Sounds good to me.
        >I am still surprised how her books got famous, because they are worse than literally any fantasy book.
        Because they're good stories. You being contrarian in hopes of getting cool points here won't change that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >citations needed
          Read the books
          Rowling's trash. She's not even good as far as kid's books go.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Read the books
            I did. Her prose is serviceable enough to paint a picture in your mind, and her story is intriguing enough for the reader to not want to put the book down. millions of people feel the same way soooo...the burden of proof falls on you to prove her writing is "bad"

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >prose is serviceable
              Motherfucker book 6 was absolutely cringe to read through with how she described jealousy. Even as a kid I couldn't stand it. It was fanfic tier.
              And she commits actual English fuck ups at several points, I'm sure there's a nice compilation of it.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    goyslop with fake chud hype

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will never have a combo as good as this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >apple pencil wand
      Cringe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whered you get this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where do you do this?

        Wizardingworld has the official quizzes.
        They apparently can be linked with the game too but every quiz is a bit scuffed tbh.
        The question pool is way larger than the amount of questions given so depending on what choices you get you might have different results.
        Wand quiz is also a bit weird, length depends on height and wand length can influence the other aspects.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I need to make an account?!?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The guy who had full snek theme with black mamba as his patronus had far better.

      A disappointment.

      kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Heron is Queen Rowling's PERSONAL Patronus, peasant. I shouldn't even be speaking with you.

        Verification NOT required.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bitch please, I'm the snakest snek to ever snek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I kneel.
          Me weeb slytherin ass can't compete.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >12 1/2"
          Heh. Bitch microsnake.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't know there was more until I saw this post.
          Adding onto

          I'm based.

          >house bad guy
          >italian name
          >shit wand
          1/10

          >house based
          >roman name
          >pureblood wand
          Yep.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice, nice.
          HOWEVER

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As long as you're ok with your wand's performance taking a nosedive after the newer model is released.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get absolutely stepped on, loser

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Baka tbh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kneel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's over

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's obvious what I'm going to be

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A disappointment.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        heh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Got into slytherin without even trying I assume if you pick any ambition options it puts you in there

        HOWLING

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where do you do this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's obvious what I'm going to be

        YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A disappointment.

      rekt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A disappointment.

      Perfect

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A disappointment.

      fucking kek

      I'm neurosurgeon but according to the test thing, I belong with Gryffindors who are basically bunch of jocks.

      The quiz is shit. I'm stupid fuck who barely finished his collage yet I got sorted into ravenclaw.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > I'm stupid fuck who barely finished his collage
        Yeah, it kinda does show.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lmfao you roasted his ass bruh fr. Please have sex with me I'm a cute girl and literally in love with you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A disappointment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A disappointment.

      damn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A disappointment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A disappointment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A disappointment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A disappointment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You ain't a real bro if you ain't a mildly virtuous dark-haired Slytherin. It isn't clear if there are going to be any romance options, but it would be very gratifying if there was a Merula-type "bad girl" character to go with my choice.

      A disappointment.

      dude

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dark-haired Slytherin
        Slytherins have blonde hair and blue eyes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Snape indeed was very blonde and had blue eyes. Voldermort prior to being Voldermort indeed had blonde hair and blue eyes as well.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those don't count, gay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A disappointment.

      You can smell the burn through screen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A disappointment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A disappointment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A disappointment.

      kek nice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A disappointment.

      brutal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A disappointment.

      >imagine been cucked by "goy who lived" and your own slave.
      I notice, your eyebrows and hair didn't match, did you dyed your hair, because you can't own your natural hair color, you massive gay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A disappointment.

      best part of this thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A disappointment.

      >1 minute apart
      samefag trying to LE EPIN POST XD

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the character creator isn't complete shit

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gryffindor are the brave ones
    yet hufflepuff was the only house to show up without missing a single person during the defense of hogwarts.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hairy ravenclaw pussy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finna make a qt goth gf who slouches by the Slytherin fireplace listening to contemporary witch house

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you go to do these?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wizarding World has the official quizes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, I got the lamest possible option for each.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Naw, you could have got dogwood

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok. Can one of you HP nerds explain to me what the fuck did I get? I only know more or less what house I got, but what the hell do other two mean. I only assume Dragon thing is good because Dragon can't possibly suck.
          Also, recommend me which books would be best quick read to get some grasp on the lore. I did watch HP movie, but that was long ago and I barely remember shit from it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >what the fuck did I get
            Probably the most "I looked up the question results" profile. Not saying you did

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I have no idea what I was even doing for the second thing. That test made no sense to me and for last I was just answering based on what it did ask me. That one was straightforward. Probably the quiz I was least confused by.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Can one of you HP nerds explain to me what the fuck did I get?
            You got the fucking lottery anon kek

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >t.usedthespreadsheet

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're a cheater.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You don't need to cheat for shit, anon.
              Based on myself who got his results (minus the same house), elder wand is 100% guaranteed if you are tall, have blue eyes and odd birthday number, which are all things I got.
              As for Dragon, I honestly have no idea myself what I was picking to get it, but I suspected that I will get rare result since test constantly kept going on how my patronus is extremely strange one. Didn't expect dragon, but it was nice surprise to see him pop up flying.
              I also literally did this quiz when it first dropped.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >odd birthday
                GODDAMNIT THAT WAS THE ONLY DETAIL I DIDNT HAVE CURSE FATE

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What house did you get anon?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Huffle trannies. I was also the only one with those results when it came to my patronus and wand back then. Like I said, I literally did my test when it first came out.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Huffle trannies
                Look at the bright side anon, at least you won't be a virgin because huffle girls are easy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Huffle trannies
                Look at the bright side anon, at least you won't be a virgin because huffle girls are easy.

                No. The true bright side is that you got comfiest looking house. Just look at OP in regards to how other houses look in this game. Hufflepuff house is the only one that isn't hurting my eyes on that pic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dragon fag here as well: I was just picking what seemed as most retarded to pick. So most retarded answers = dragon. You're welcome.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. Elder wand is the most basic and common shit you will get as long as you are tall blue eyed fag who has odd number as his birthday. It seems to hard cap you in having elder wand as long as you got those three things covered.

                t. elder wand fag as well

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. Elder wand is the most basic and common shit you will get as long as you are tall blue eyed fag who has odd number as his birthday. It seems to hard cap you in having elder wand as long as you got those three things covered.

                t. elder wand fag as well

                How tall are you fags? Answer fast before thread goes bye bye?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                5"10-5"11. So I put tall

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >King of manlets think he is tall

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                224cm (no I'm not joking)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >7 feet tall
                Anon, what the fuck?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All of my family members are tall. Granted, I'm tallest, but my father isn't that far behind and my mother is like 188cm herself, so...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have incredible genes, anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                t. first post in your quote: 6'7. My brothers are even taller.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                5'10, I put average.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                6' everyone keeps saying I am tall so I put tall.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Replace snek fags with huffle trannies and me and you got the same sheet.
            Anyway, for your other question, unironically just watch the movies. Don't bother with books.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Don't bother with books.
              Wew, I'm of the completely opposite opinion. 1st and 2nd movie were nice but the later ones are questionable, the only advantage is that they are a quick watch.
              The difference between the books and movies is a sore spot for me, Ron didn't deserve that treatment.
              Although the latter books are worse than the early ones too.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1st three movies are acceptable. 4 onward cuts/changes too much imo

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Patronus is a spell you use to fight off dementors. It takes shape of an animal you're familiar with. It doesn't affect the power of patronus. The spell itself always has the same effect, the strength is based on the wizard's power, not the shape of petronus.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i know nothing about this game, is it a mmo?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. You're on the internet right now if you wanted to look it up instead of looking like a retarded gay here.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lower right is comfiest.

    Slytherine, no way
    Griffindor and ravenclaw are... not sure how to put it into words. Maybe they remind me too much of... something not sure what

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know, but buying a generic AAA game, with a full price, from some game conglomerate, just to ''own the libs'', sounds a bit lame.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will buy if it's fun, the added seethe is a bonus

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will buy it just to cast the ridiculus spell on trannies

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hufflepuff since they dorm lookin comfy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you even imagine picking any house other than hufflepuff
      Badgerchads rise up

      You might belong in Hufflepuff,
      Where they are just and loyal,
      Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,
      And unafraid of toil

      It's objectively the sloppy seconds house that has nothing to offer except what, hard work?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hufflepuff is literally the slave quarters of hogwarts
        Fucking kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Integrity
        Loyalty
        Patience
        Work ethic

        Idk anon they seem pretty great according to your post

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty great drones yeah

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus how fucking pathetic can a house be? They sound like unthinking gays

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they are the wagecage 9-5 grind normies yes, and that's what makes them the best house.
        >gryffindor are asexual captain americas
        >Slytherin are degenerates and cartoon character villains
        >ravenclaw are autistic STEMfags
        >hufflepuff are the generic bread and butter of society everyman
        >why yes ill be coming home at 6pm to impregnate my wife for the 11th time, enjoy my cozy middle class suburban house and die of natural causes at 90

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you even imagine picking any house other than hufflepuff
    Badgerchads rise up

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm boycotting this game to fight against transphobia.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I work in I.T. I'm most likely a ravenclaw dork right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you do with your fat ass all day? Every time I go down there to get my laptop fixed, you fucks are just snoozing at your desks with those dork ass glasses on. We should cut your wages. $100k is too much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm neurosurgeon but according to the test thing, I belong with Gryffindors who are basically bunch of jocks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gryffindor CHADS we got a fucking doctor in our ranks!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The hat lies. You are clearly a ravenclaw, or slyherin at worst. Gryffindors are too much of brainlets to make it in such field of work.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pharmacist here: I got the same house as well.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I work in I.T. I'm most likely a ravenclaw dork right?

        The hat lies. You are clearly a ravenclaw, or slyherin at worst. Gryffindors are too much of brainlets to make it in such field of work.

        It's as much about what you value as anything else. If you think Gryffindor traits are the most important values, you'll end up there.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a neet law school drop out with brain damage from an accident. I got slytherin and a fancy Phoenix wand. I am an lazy autist witn a tard bravery buff

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >neurosurgeon
        Are you that anon who once made a long post on how to suicide without feeling any pain? Giving tips and tricks in how to fool your own brain in not recognizing pain? kek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek what?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There was one neurosurgeon anon, who posted the pic of his neurosurgeon diploma together with date of his post to show he is not bluffing, who wrote long post on how to have a nice day without any pain after some anon was asking if there was a way to fall of a cliff, but not to feel the pain. Then the neurosurgeon anon popped up and gave long in-detail TUTORIAL on how to do it and not feel any pain whatsoever. Explaining in-detail how one's brain works and how to completely fool it to the point that you could do whatever painful thing to yourself without feeling anything. It was hilarious.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Can you post the screen cap?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Um, fags go in Hufflepuff and you're looking like an awfully huffled puff rn

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to go to Slytherin but the common room is objectively the least comfy. Probably Gryffindor because it's the only fucking House to have an ordinary amount of natural light.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tell me lads will this game fill the gmod shaped hole on my heart?
    some of my fondest memories are shooting up the slytherin dorms with an smg before [Admin]Mumbledoor420 banned me for 2 weeks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      S&Box might do that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        garry is a tard so doubt it

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which one has the highest suicide rate?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sadly ravenclaw and hufflepuff look low effort
    so its gryffindor for me
    cant wait to wait 1 year before we can finally buy the content exclusive to ps5

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slytherin so i can play Bully magic edition.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gryffindor is obviously has best design and developer time put into it because they know most of the normies would play it
    Why even bother with variety if you are not going to be fair?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus the Griffindor house room looks like a bougie country club

    I'm going where I'm sorted

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the Hat has a "Yeah, put me wherever" option.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It will be throwing people into the most irrelevant houses just so retarded developer could flex the stats and brag about how deep their design was that people were eager to pick houses which were heavily underrepresented in movies and books.

      If you can't take responsibility for choices in your life you might as well just expel yourself from existence to preserve oxygen for actual non-npc humans.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The animatronic hat at Universal Studios Orlando said I'm in Gryffindor, so I'm in Gryffindor.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which one's the whitest?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ravenclaw, it has an IQ requirement

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        asian qt house confirmed

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Guess that's why Rowling but the asian there as the standout Ravenclaw

          >tfw ravenclaw students keep putting bats into the goblet of dinner

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That house is like UCLA. It's 80% Asian. Sorry, chud. If you like to live with sweaty Chinese and Indian men, go for Ravenclaw.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >men
          I'll be scissoring in the female dormitories

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's gay, you're supposed to self insert as your 15 years old self

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              15 year old Asian girls exist

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're not an asian girl, gaylord.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hell no, down with that gay.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Guess that's why Rowling but the asian there as the standout Ravenclaw

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, do they really cut their cock and balls off? That's fucking nuts!

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    See you later, incels. Hufflepuff has easiest girls.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sex with Poppy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hufflepuff has "girls" with ball sacks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        even better, always wanted to get fucked by a chick with a dick

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rent free.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you trying to make me double down on Hufflepuff, because it's working/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >girls
      See

      IM GOING TO BUY THIS GAME TO BEAT THE TRANNIES!!!!!!!!!

      IM GOING TO BUY THIS GAME TO BEAT THE TRANNIES!!!!!!!!!

      >gamer gate
      Jesus Christ are they still doing this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >girls
      >but they have cock and balls
      Yikes, Huffle bros...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But I thought we were buying this game to stick it to the trannies?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are pedo

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just point me towards the Dark and Forbidden Magics.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glock

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the traditional hogwarts school shooter tool is this steerable rocket launcher is our best bet for taking down a Gunship

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have fun with your bigoted game, chuds

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This game has trans inclusion and mutt characters. This is the most woke game in existence and Im all for it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ew

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        morons in 1890s England,

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And yet it still makes you gays seethe and make a gorillian false flag posts

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the only one seething is your shill discord, who has constantly spammed Ganker with LE BUY THIS GAME TO WIN AGAINST LE TRANNIES when its the most muttified chud loving game out there
          Fuck you and your discord

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Keep seething, chud. We'll keep promoting the game that makes you so upset it causes you to troll Ganker all day.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lol
              see here

              [...]
              This game has trans inclusion and mutt characters. This is the most woke game in existence and Im all for it

              Your chud game is garbage and your shilling wont work anymore kek

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They're actively raging in multiple threads, exact same posts. I'm surprised they aren't posting shazams yet.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >don't really like Harry Potter
    >always enjoy Harry Potter threads on. Ganker'and Ganker
    It's a comfy setting I'll get it just to shitpost about it here. Just hope someone adds the "make everyone white" mod soon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that would be hella epic for the win. Fuck off retarded gay who doesn't even play games

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stinky moron monkey there's no need to get upset at things that don't effect you personally I'm going to play games my way the best I can.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same its a good setting but the actual story around harry is fucking stupid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Completely wrong, setting is bad but Harry's story rules. Sacrifice walk into the forest is actual good writing.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Want to be a highfalutin Aristocrat
    >Don't want to be an edgelord.

    Life's tough

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guess the discord found the other thread, time for a lot of really obvious false flagging and tiresome chud shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes this is a discord raid to show you the truth of the chud shilling going on Ganker, when this game is full of mutts and trannies itself.
      Fuck you and your shilling Im not letting your discord pretend this isnt going on lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's so tiring, they have a whole board for this shit. Worse is, if you try to talk about the game you just get called a shill.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They have a whole subreddit, but they're terminally online and can't tolerate the idea of anyone anywhere not being in compliance with rightthink.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >now that the game has been revealed to be 90% mutts and loves trannies its so tiring its so le tiring guys I just want to le talk about this epic game and stick it to those trannies wtf man
        have a nice day.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stop getting mindbroken over a video game, the thread was about the houses not IDpol, now take your meds and fuck off.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The entire premise of this game is to stick it to the 'trannies', look at the first post you disingenuous fucking gay

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The entire premise of this game is to stick it to the 'trannies'
              It's a Harry Potter game, close twitter and you'll forget about the big bad Rowling.
              >look at the first post
              Just hide it and move on with your life, bitch bro.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes we do have to change the conversation when we talk about this chud and mutt game right now, we werent promoting this game to be against trannies no uh we were just talking about HP! So wtf is your problem man!???!?!?!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >we werent promoting this game
                I aren't promoting shit, I'm gonna pirate that bad boy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah pretending the 1890s was full of blacks and poojets in the UK is completely fine, why not set it in 2023?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I like the Harry Potter threads because they act as honeytraps to keep all the twitter screencap posters in fewer threads because they can't resist the juice to argue. You have the people who used to call Harry Potter satanist goyslop become hardcore marks for it because Rowling doesn't like trannies

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody under 40 thinks it's satanist

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The UK and poopjeets just seem made for each other for some reason.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                we cant stop eating curry

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sensing a pattern here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Luke Youngblood
      What the FUCK Rowling

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > DID YOU POO IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >RAJNEESH DID YOU PUT SALMONELLA INTO THE GOBLET OF VINDALOO!?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mahendra Pehlwaan
      Good luck pronouncing that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there are a billion Indian names that are Balabihuwallaihavaji and you chose to complain about one that is the same complexity as "Avada Kedavra"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah sorry, I left my indian name encyclopedia at home

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Takes place in the UK
      >They're all indian and paki
      What's the problem my fellow sir?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the fact that most of the Ravenclaw students that they revealed so far are all desi which is hilarious since it would be like revealing nothing but Asian students for Ravenclaw for obvious reasons

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hufflepuff: fatties, feminists, trannies, onionboys
    The rest is fine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chuddor hands typed this post

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. drank the entire hufflepuff's onions stash.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did Luna get into Ravenclaw?

    That bitch is retarded.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's smart. People think she's crazy because she believes in magical creatures that supposedly don't exist, and then it turns out they do. She's the classic story of an intelligent person being viewed through the eyes of retards.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She cheers for another house.

        Traitors get the rope first.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      social intelligence and academic intelligence are two different things.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gryffinchads topping Raventwinks

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait....are we stretching the sorting hat's asshole over our heads in order to get sorted?????

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They hate that this game and its impending success represents a slight window shift, so they'll start false flagging and pretending to be "le baste" 4chins user who is concerned that the game isn't a full on 1488 4chan saga simulator. The game isn't woke enough, but they want you to hate it, so they highlight that its woke. They know they're obvious discord shills, so they immediately open up with pretending the people who hate chud shit are the discord shills. This kind of really bad grade school I'm-rubber-you're-glue shit has happened to a lot of games over the years, if you've been here for any length of time it's really easy to spot. But Ganker is a really stupid board, so it'll probably work again, which I guess is why they keep doing it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Another leftist projecting his shilling method, nice
      >the game isnt woke enough
      so the fact there are no genders to choose from, the fact you can pitch your voice like a chud and the fact that the school is 90% mutt isnt woke enough apparently and thats why le epic leftoids are falseflagging. right gay?

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey fellow shills, how many theads are we supposed to make today? I've lost count

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >All enthusiasm is shilling

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's grade school tier argument. Anything they are, or anything they're doing, they'll preemptively accuse you of. They know their discord raiding, so you're now from discord. They know they're shilling, so you're now shilling. Etc. and so on. Just more redditor circlejerk shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They really hate this game that much

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would a chud hate it? Looks pretty good from a trans standpoint. Very diverse and progressive.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This style of trolling would work better if chud sperg outs over the game hadn't already been posted for weeks. If you're going to spam the board, at least put some thought into it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the spamming HP gay that spammed Ganker for weeks with hecking buy the woke game its hecking based and le epicly BEATS the trannies is going to complain about spam
                lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                For me it's the fact he his filenames make it clear he's one assmad spammer every time he tries to pose as someone else.
                Fucking manlet tears had better opsec than this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are going to abandon this thread and start another ignoring all the mutt and trans shit and acting like its epic and based

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >male!? female!? NOOo you cant just label people like thaaaat harry. Anyway lets see if you get sorted into house evil, house mary sure, house nerd or house dork. Dumbledore screamed calmly

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be opposed to five things
    >opportunity comes along to oppose one of them
    >bitch and complain that it doesn't oppose all five, refuse to participate
    >end up opposing zero of the things
    gcj zoomers with blue hair larping as balding 4chan zealots stuck in a purity spiral. Janny busy beating off to hentai for the eighteenth time today. Exhausting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >admits that he gets upset when his chud game is called out and that jannies "wont answer his reporting PLEASE REMOVE THE POSTS PLEASE AHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME IM GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEE"
      lol
      the #1 way to spot a shill, what a gay

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >want Ravenclaw or Gryffindor aesthetics but am a Slytherin

    How do I cope with this? Also how come the most richest house the worst dungeon looking shit? Like literally all Slytherin are multi-millionaires.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you buy this game, you financially support a transphobe and therefore care more about "muh wizard vibeo game" than the lives of trans people.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will now buy your game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have a character named "Nigellus Black"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What fucking Chad founded the Weasley line man's balls must be the size of Jupiter each sperm a mini irish redhead.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My Wizard did! That's right, Ron. A Slytherin student railed your great great grandmother until graduation!

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll probably go Hufflepuff, so I can have gross cave sex with a sweaty dirty hippie girl while she's stoned out of her gourd on magic weed. You know, whatever the Harry Potter version of Hayley Smith is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, but I'd settle for pic related as well.

      So, all this chud idiocy aside, I've been looking at some of the games developed by this studio before and there doesn't seem to be even ONE good game on the list, mostly just phoned in licensed garbage. Is there any hope that this actually turns out good?

      Of course there is. There's a very realistic possibility that it will be acceptible or mediocre at worst, but it could turn out excellent, especially if the team is as passionate about their work as they appear to be.

      >dark-haired Slytherin
      Slytherins have blonde hair and blue eyes

      The Malfoys have blonde hair and blue eyes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In the books they had more platimun/silver hair

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God I want to play a mudblood that gets sexually bullied by a bunch of Slytherin ojous.
        Preferably at least two years older

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The tragedy is that some retards here will fall for the psyop and give money to chud-supporting devs just because they think it will make some chuds seethe. Guess what, chuds are always seething, they hate their lives, it's not an achievement. You don't have to pay a premium $70 to piss them off, you can lie about buying the game publicly and ruin their day without supporting gays.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The tragedy is that some retards here will fall for the psyop
      They/them said, while participating in the seventh most obvious psyop of the day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        QED, garden gnome shill tries to get retards to give money to chuds.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tu quoque like a dumbass leftist
        Only proves you're a shill lol

        So, all this chud idiocy aside, I've been looking at some of the games developed by this studio before and there doesn't seem to be even ONE good game on the list, mostly just phoned in licensed garbage. Is there any hope that this actually turns out good?

        No. When you have a game this woke it will be garbage. And then all the shills that post here will fuck off to promote the next woke game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >SHILL SHILL SHILL, ANYONE WHO ISN'T MISERABLE AND LIKES THIS IS A SHILLLLL
          take a break

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He can't. The wokescolds are desperate. This is their best strategy.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The woke love a game thats 90% mutts and has chud options and characters though?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Trans people love this game though. It's got a trans character and trans options.

                >"the woke love this game"
                >"trans people love this game"
                >those thousands of examples of twits and r*dditors losing their minds weren't real, don't trust those lying eyes!
                very low effort

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the garden gnome says as it ignores the devs stating they and their game is pro-chud

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                THAT DOESNT FUCKING COUNT!!!!!!! DESPITE THE FACT THIS GAME HAS TRANS CHARACTERS AND OPTIONS IT DOESNT FUCKING COUNT!!!!!!!!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the redditor says as it ignores a solid year of chud and wokest seething

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah they don't

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                GUYS REPLY TO THE DRACO POSTS QUICK!!!!
                THE OTHER THREAD IS GAINING TRACTION..... GUYS SPAM THE THREAD SOME MORE THIS ISNT FUCKING WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >people promoting the game are corporate shills
                >your proof of wokesters loving the game is a corporate headline
                Retard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >OWN THE TRANNIES BY BUYING A GAME THAT PROMOTES BEING A chud
                Retard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can you show me where the game devs are promoting the game as being a chud game? And not just leftie articles claiming it is because the character creator is not genderlocked?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >another article

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the fact they have trans characters doesnt count! its just a head line!!!!!!!!!!l
                lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Having character creation options does not automatically mean "they have trans characters. Now if they have an in game NPC that is trans, you may have a point

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Now if they have an in game NPC that is trans, you may have a point
                They do, it's mentioned in one of the articles there is a transgendered freak in the game

                You see, trannies do have a reason to promote this game, and its because it will normalize chud character options. This is why they have been shilling Ganker non stop.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I genuinely cannot find any article that says there will be a chud NPC. All the articles talk about the character options.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Of course there won't be. They let trannies be trannies if they want to, but if you skip those options you'll never have to think about trannies ever while playing the game.
                Reminder that these people do not exist in real life, stop giving them free space in your head.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > it's mentioned in one of the articles there is a transgendered freak in the game
                That's a lie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You see, trannies do have a reason to promote this game, and its because it will normalize chud character options
                Friendly reminder that in the relatively short history of videogames existing, games with a character creator are in the minority. The "normal" thing is to just get a character you are given. So what's "normal" in character creation isn't, and never has been set, since character creation in itself is the odd one out.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Still no proof that they love it except for a corporate headline

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How come when stuff like Monster Hunter has the same kind of character creation (aka putting female voice on a male body) nobody cries about it being woke/chud?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No one shilled MH by saying buy this game to upset the chuds.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I did. That's why I don't give Capcom any money.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can do that in MH?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Monster Hunter wasn't written by JK Rowling. Rowling was a leftist hero, many of them spoke almost entirely in Harry Potter references. So when she said something even slightly off-script, it felt like betrayal, and began a blood feud.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's just one retarded concern troll that is triggered by rowling, that's why

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's insane ass blasted too, he's been at it in this thread and another posting on cooldown

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because the shill for monster hunter only spammed about sales, not "owning the gays"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            By definition, if you're trying to get people to buy something, especially through repetition and deception without presenting any logical reason why they should do it, you are a shill. Also setting up strawmen.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/ogScC8K.jpg

              So what house are we dropping, Ganker?

              >So what house are we dropping, Ganker?

              Who's making strawmen now?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                None. You do know what a strawman is, right? You do know that calling out shills trying to get others to buy a pro-chud game because it annoys retards is its own separate thing, correct? You could call it offtopic but not a strawman. But you would know that, surely.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Claims this thread was made to shill
                >OP is just asking what house room Ganker is getting, not asking people to buy the game
                strawman

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >claims whatever
                No, I didn't. I'm calling shills and retards that gravitate to these threads out, I don't give a shit about a gay like OP. He can play children's make-believe clubs all he wants.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No self-respecting adult has an HP house. Only stunted manchildren

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You realize you are on the videogame board of Ganker, right?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. I play videogames and like to talk about them, without a filter. Problem?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Their understanding of the local's language is pretty limited, give them a break, they're trying to blend in. At least they figured out how to greentext.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's pretty grim that as chuds, this could very well be their last year alive before suicide finally takes them, and they're spending their time unsuccessfully trying to "I know you are, but what am I!?" on Ganker. What a waste of human life.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Trans people love this game though. It's got a trans character and trans options.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They say the same thing with Cyberpunk 2077. Trannies get mad, and the game turned out fine.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and the game turned out fine.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and the game turned out fine.
                KYS

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They still are. gcj is malding over this game right now, but they have a seriously weird fixation on cdpr, I don't even know why. There are dick choppers there that have spent half a decade of their life crusading against some polack vidya company.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and the game turned out fine
                Retarded gay.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >achievment unlocked
    >beat the game as gryffindor
    true ending requires 4 playthroughs just like the best magical game Eternal Darkness

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slytherin is the best house and the only people that disagree are brain dead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy your Pneumonia, fag

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Muggle diseases
        Unlikely

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, all this chud idiocy aside, I've been looking at some of the games developed by this studio before and there doesn't seem to be even ONE good game on the list, mostly just phoned in licensed garbage. Is there any hope that this actually turns out good?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this studio is not the same which created those games. People will tell me I am coping but I dont really care.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to think that stuff mattered, but it really doesn't. Lots of studios with great pedigrees have released piles of dogshit, and lots of great games have been made by literal whos. What did Rocksteady ever do before making Batman? Sometimes it just takes a change in staff and the right project that people care about.

      That said, I don't think anybody is expecting this to be game of the decade or anything. But based on the gameplay video they did, I think it looks pretty good, and can be carried by the setting if you're into it or have any nostalgia for it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it looks like far cry tier ubisoft sandbox

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking disgrace, autismos who like Harry Potter should KYS

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    slytherin, although their common room sucks ass compared to the others

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hufflepuff is worse. The Slytherin room at least looks cool despite being dark and not having much furniture.
      Ravenclaw has the best decor, then Gryffindor.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hufflepuff is the best, it looks like Bag End

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trash taste
        Hufflepuff is peak comfy

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HARRY POTTER! YOU LITTLE SHIT!
    >Current Objective: Survive

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Achievement unlocked: He said Calmly

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slytherin looks comfy but im no chud

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Pottermore test is absolute brainlet filter. It's canon that you choose your house in the end.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's canon that [HEADCANON]

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What is Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dumbldore literaly said it at the end of he 2nd movie...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >movie

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are a chud falseflagging as a corporate shill falseflagging as an edgelord.
    ez

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there an in-game personality test that sorts me into a house or do I need to find some online quiz to get fully immersed?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There will be a sorting hat in-game to sort you, or I think you can link your account from online

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's an in-game sorting hat, but I have no idea if its a quiz or just a screen telling you to pick your house. I kind of hope for the latter, I already know what house I want to play the game with and I don't want to waste time trying to figure out the right quiz answers to get my way.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's still possible that it'd present to you what House you'd be put into with a personality quiz, but still give you the option to select a different one for role-playing purposes. Recent PMD titles do this.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does slytherin look like sewers?
    Also
    >Joining the house of malgoy

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm doing my part.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i got hufflepuff
    its fucking over, isnt it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be more concerned about the shark patronus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shark
      baste

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with Hufflepuff. Robert Pattinson was a Hufflepuff and a Chad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shark
      No, you won.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shark
      Fug, jealous

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, I got a fucking rat as my patronus, sharks are badass. Also, giga-chad Cedric was in Hufflepuff, so it can't be all bad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >giga-chad Cedric
        >giga-chad
        >dies immediately

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sick patronus doe. I got a Crow, based but its not a fuckin shark

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anon got a shark
      >I got a fucking dolphin
      Now I feel like a gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently dolphin is one of the most common ones as well, so you're a normal fag as well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hufflepuff has all the slutty witches

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      link?

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like i'm a shit wizard for this.
    Am i a shit wizard?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it matters.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Evil maybe, but not nessicarily shit.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having the lack of self respect to get on Ganker and seriously claim that trannies are FOR this game. lmao. Absolutely mindbroken.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I realized something; I'm fucking done with vidya. Everything is getting priced at 70+ for the standard editions, they are aesthetically designed by committee, and the gameplay formula is paint by numbers. Can someone name one (1,singular,individual) developer with a unique concept? Or don't, I don't care; I'm too broke and too tired to care at this point. Now please give me your (you)'s gays!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >priced at 70+ for the standard editions
      Of course, why wouldn't you pay extra to be an early access unpaid bug tester?

      buthole seriously,
      Just stop buying unfinished, perpetually online games. From AAA to basement-dwelling indie, just stop.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This post convinced me to preorder it again.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I preordered it for my wife's son's dead grandma.
          RIP in peace Shaniqua.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      $50 in 2001 money is $84 dollars today. Games are insanely cheap. Get a job gay.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Telling people on Ganker to get a job is like telling Superman to snort kryptonite

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If they're complaining about the price of a product that's objectively cheaper now than it was "back in the good old days" then I can only assume they're either children, unemployed, or both.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hufflepuff
    This is akin to calling me a gay.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >find out more about your patronus
    >it's one of the rarest ones
    >nothing about it
    >apparently almost 100 out there
    >only shows top 20
    >nothing about the other 80 or so

    The fuck is this lazy shit? Funny thing is I hate dogs, and I got a goddamn chow?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah there is a certain lack of lore for that kind of shit.
      The setting partially lives from the amount of crazy fans that write their own headcanon about this, especially the astrology tier women, it's insane how much they shat about in the past.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trannies just cannot concern troll without making it obvious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're so bad at it that I'm starting to wonder if this isn't some weird triple backflip troll where they're pretending to be a chud pretending to be a 4chan anon. They're so bad at it that it almost strains credibility.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chud, chud ON Ganker!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're so bad at it that I'm starting to wonder if this isn't some weird triple backflip troll where they're pretending to be a chud pretending to be a 4chan anon. They're so bad at it that it almost strains credibility.

      Yes they're really so bad at showing how a chud loving game is against trannies. Kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're still being obvious

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even down to writing style.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worst patronus possible?

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will this game allow me to get a bully Slytherin gf whose cold-hearted bitch heart melts only for me?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sort of, her heart doesn't actually melt for you either, she uses the imperious curse on you to force you to suck her toes while she looks at you with disgust

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does it even mean to have "transgender character options"
    Mother fucker if I can pick whatever sex for my character I want and then self insert it's already a transgender character option by default. Unless the game somehow forces me to play my actual sex literally every game with sex options is a transgender character option.
    I don't fucking get it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it either. Its single player, so its not like trannies will be running all over the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What does it even mean to have "transgender character options"
        Mother fucker if I can pick whatever sex for my character I want and then self insert it's already a transgender character option by default. Unless the game somehow forces me to play my actual sex literally every game with sex options is a transgender character option.
        I don't fucking get it.

        >Now the argument is BRO SO WHAT IF IT HAS TRANSGENDERED OPTIONS instead of BUY THIS GAME THE TRANNIES HATE IT!!!!!
        Kkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Different people have different opinions. I NEVER cared out the character creator being "trans friendly" because I will not be making a trans character in this single player game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not telling anyone to buy this game, I'm just fucking curious what these gays think to accomplish
          According to the articles it's the fact that your label of wizard or witch is not dependent on body type or voice options. But my goddamn question is why the fuck would anyone that's dysphoric go out of their way to make themselves look like how they actually look and then only change the designation to witch or wizard as they believe applies
          Fuck that'd be a nightmare. Imagine playing a game and having to look at a character that looks absolutely NOTHING like you actually want to look as and literally the only thing is that they call you the "right gender"
          No chud will fucking do that. They'll just fucking make the character look like whatever gender they believe to be.
          Seriously I don't fucking understand.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    short of complete random chance or a convoluted system to obscure the sortingprocess, everyone already knows where they're going
    now the game might surprise us and tie the selection to something not quite obvious like earlier choices we weren't aware would have an impact
    but most likely, it will be the same obvious questions

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm based.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >house bad guy
      >italian name
      >shit wand
      1/10

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >italian name
        Anon...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Forget about it

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that game you've been seeing chud meltdowns over for a month straight?
    >well actually, the chuds love it!
    >bet you hate it now, don't you you transphobic chud!
    reddit isn't sending their best

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm starting to believe reddit is actually sending their best, their best is just simply abysmal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you know that game we said we should buy to own the chuds?
      >well, its the most woke game in existence with mutts everywhere and promotes chud values
      Agreed, Reddit really isnt that great.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you know that game we said we should buy to own the chuds?
      >well, its the most woke game in existence with mutts everywhere and promotes chud values
      Agreed, Reddit really isnt that great.

      Don't care. I am looking forward to giving it a pirate and downloading the make everyone white and akabur mods.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which house has the cute traps with soft tushies?

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i know almost nothing about harry potter
    how did i do and what does this say about me?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You got a limp bitch microwand.
      Anything less than 14" for wand Length is basically a fucking joke. 13 3/4' is like absolute minimum cutoff. 14" wands are gigachads. But really you want at the LEAST a 14 1/4" to be considered an actual wizard.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oof
        what determines the length of your wand?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wether you claimed to be short, average tall.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >giving a shit about wand length
        >when it's only related to body height
        Keep height frauding you manlet. NGMI

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tinywand hands wrotethis post.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >t. insecure manlet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        7 inches is more than enough. It's not about how big it is, it's about how you use it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. insecure manlet

          >Defending Wandlets
          disgusting

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cope, seethe, dial8

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              BTW my wand

              >Problem?
              For me? No.
              For you? A small one, yes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The power of the wand comes from it's thickness anyway

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Not using a staff
        Limp wristed gay detected

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dropping
    That word makes no sense in this context.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slytherin
    >snakes
    awesome
    >the color green
    awesome
    >just fucking evil
    awesome

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only school thats white
      awesome

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Merlin was the goodest most powerful wizard ever and he was Slytherin.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone who chooses a house other than Gryffindor is a contrarian. Slytherin is the evil house, Hufflepuff is the npc house, and Ravenclaw is the nerd house

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People who pick Gryffindor are the same dudes who pick Mario in Mario Kart

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the same dudes who pick Mario in Mario Kart
        Yes. I also always pick Ryu in Street Fighters, Sub Zero in Mortal Kombat, and Jin in Tekken. And when I play RPGs, I always go with the human male fighter.
        Why? The classics are classic for a reason.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not picking the best character
        you fags can't even have a power fantasy unless you're power bottoming

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Slytherin is the evil house
      Yes.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy.
    Seeing all these sub-14" wands makes me actually want to vomit.
    How do you microwandlets even live? Honestly I'd just kill myself if I were you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Problem?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good God at least you're not Hufflepuff.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Problem?
        For me? No.
        For you? A small one, yes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mirin'

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >unyielding flexibility
          dafuq does that mean

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it means my wand don't jiggle jiggle, it folds

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Flaccid

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Means that it goes hard and goes long. Like a 14 incher should.
            non-meme answer in the image.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like a more rigid wand is worse.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Depends on what you want. Unyielding are more specialized but are extremely efficient and effective at what they do. A flexible is easily adaptable to more types of magic but does each one just okay.
                Rigid is worse if you can't decide on what you want. Flexible is worse if you want power and precision. The thing is flexibility is reliant on the core. So what the core does matters. picrel is my core.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >unyielding
                >rigid
                >Cyprus
                >Phoenix core
                >slytherian
                It this the true Ganker wand like when everyone played that jojo fan game and all got the same stand

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What stand did everyone get?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think it is called miracles been awhile since those 7th stand user threads

                Uhh.... Those are the same thing, anon.

                >unyielding
                Cant stop
                >rigid
                Rock Hard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Cant stop

                >Rock Hard
                No bro, I don't mean they have the same definition, I mean they're both flexibility. It can't be Unyielding and Rigid, it's the same stat, it can be either one or the other, not both.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you cant do half an A press

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Uhh.... Those are the same thing, anon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Depends on what you want. Unyielding are more specialized but are extremely efficient and effective at what they do. A flexible is easily adaptable to more types of magic but does each one just okay.
                Rigid is worse if you can't decide on what you want. Flexible is worse if you want power and precision. The thing is flexibility is reliant on the core. So what the core does matters. picrel is my core.

                Picrel.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not really worse, while the bond between wand and wizard takes more to form it will also more likely not work as well for others.
                It also tells a lot about the user. The more rigid ones are less likely to change and adapt but will also hold more true to their ideals and loyalties.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              so the wand and owner is a whore?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Close enough.
                They're your mom.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same wood same core I'd have to check the exact length again also slytherin. Only thing you got one me is you have an eagle and I have a cat. Which I guess cats eat birds idk let's go lace some chocolate toads with laxatives and magic tripping spells then leave them in the hufflefags dorm for the fat flunkies. They'll be calling home for mummy after a bad trip and shitting all over hogwarts

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Which I guess cats eat birds
            Eagles are apex predators. Cats don't eat that kind of bird.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do students get their own room or are they all sleeping in some open bunk situation? The Ravenclaw girls are "that age", might create some weird scenarios if they don't have adequate privacy

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have they shown off anything but the horde mode gameplay?

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're going to join Hufflepuff and bully the gays right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hufflepuff ARE the gays

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If this was an mmo it would be fun to have hufflepuff deathsquads killing every other house, then going back to the dorm to make the gays cry by saying the N word.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hyper accurate sorting hat
          >all the narcissistic trannies get put in Slytherin
          >all the n-word spamming anons who crave friends and gf's get put in Hufflepuff
          >everyone chimps out

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >implying most trannies aren't pro slytherin now because that's the house Rowling hates the most
            Also just in general the internet fans for HP prefer slytherin because they're all about the evil bad boy/bad girl they want to fix and shit. Though in that scenario they self insert as a shy hufflepuff nerd.
            I'm not projecting shut your whore mouth right the fuck now.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hmm, would I rather be a Slytherin, which would hold me to higher standards of achievement and have a cute Hufflepuff GF who loves me unconditionally, or would I rather be a Hufflepuff, which would give me broader social support and have a Slytherin GF who constantly challenges me?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd rather a Syltherin gf any fucking day but honestly the house question at this point is irrelevant
                We're all 20 year old fags who have generally, a good understanding of ourselves. If for some reason the sorting hat was put on our head he'd just go with what we choose unless the person is that delusional about themselves (which can be a thing).
                Now if you're an 11 year old little shit you don't know crap about who you really are deep down. So the sorting hat's there to find the core of you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >We're all 20 year old fags
                ...I'm in my mid '20s, FUCK

                >GF who constantly challenges me?
                Ask any Asian man. There is no hell worse than that. There is a reason affairs and adultery are so permissive in those cultures.

                Asian GF's are heaven as long as they know you're going at 100%. Dip below that and they're hell.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Technically I'm 30 but the point applies regardless.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Go at 95% for a week
                >Treats you like Satan
                Yeah wow, "Heaven".

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have no idea how good the sex is when you're in good, though.

                All in all, though, I'm of the opinion that race mixing doesn't really work for most people. Maybe that makes me 4chan.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Asian women
                >How good the sex is
                Are you joking? They're dead fish.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not if they're into it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >GF who constantly challenges me?
                Ask any Asian man. There is no hell worse than that. There is a reason affairs and adultery are so permissive in those cultures.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                everyone on this board fantasizes about being in one of those two relationships, I think

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Slytherian gf will bail after awkwardly using an invisibility cloak for a month and you'll just miss her and go further into the dark arts. Go for the dumpy huffle bitch if you need a cheerleader

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                For me it's a racist, pureblood slytherin gf. Always bullying me and telling me what a disgusting mudblood I am. while I pump her full of my muggle born seed, breeding her harder than molly weasley

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >get cornered by a bunch of Slytherins
                >get ready for the worst
                >your Slytherin GF comes barging around the corner and hexes 2 of them
                >"NO ONE FUCKS WITH THE MUDBLOOD BUT ME"
                >2 hours later you're applying murtlap essence on her face and crying profusely as you try to get rid of the words "BLOOD TRAITOR" that were magically carved into her face

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wholesome but tragic

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >tragic
                Are you sure? I read it like you're the one that carved blood traitor in her face during a session of edge play because she's that crazy about you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >implying it isn't the beginning to a gargantuan revenge plot that ends with 3 students in the hospital a tearful confession that you'll find a way to give her a pureblood baby

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The more you describe the more I imagine the female slytherin/female hufflepuff scenario.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Went through high school convinced I was a "Slytherin" personality wise and then got a Slytherin type GF, which made me realize I probably wasn't.

                It's simultaneously wonderful and terrifying. Imagine driving a supercar at 200MPH.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The peak combo is either male gryfindor/female slytherin or female slytherin/female hufflepuff.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game will 100% suck. They've only made shovelware before. I hope I'm wrong because I hate chuds but it doesn't make sense to preorder.

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I even get past the asscheeks of pawg wizards without a 12 incher wand bros?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dumbledore will see you in his office.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dumbledore will see you in his office
        But the last guy who went to Dumbledore's office has never walked the same since... he's always waddling and walking side to side like there's a stick up his ass. It's almost...like Dumbledore hexed him or something.

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care what house I got sorted into, I'd be in the library studying because I'm learning fucking MAGIC

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literally the most generic "people like you but you're pretty average" set I could have gotten
    god I was fucking BORN to be a Hufflepuff

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this even going to affect anything besides the common room you will probably never visit beyond the first time it's introduced to you

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you re-take the stupid test without creating a new account?
    I got Gryffindor when I did it as a teen but I don't feel like one.
    Also will the game itself have a test?

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the one with the cutest girls

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how many cute girls have we even seen so far
      all that comes to mind is the redhead teacher and the hufflepuff poppy girl

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Step aside wandlets

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And now show your patronus

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >And now show your patronus
        Of course. As a batchad, I have nothing to hide

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spruce
      >springy
      Little Spruce Springsteen has to wingardium leviosia to resurrect his Phoenix core haha

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >another moron bragging about checking the spreadsheet for his 14.5" wand
      This is getting embarrassing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I went in blind, wandlet.

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    30 days til i'm rolling niggie smalls into huffle puff my bros

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone here is a slytherin
    Could you fags be any less stereotypical?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i got ravenclaw when doing the quiz but personally feel like id be a hufflepuff

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a gryffindor, boss

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm honestly either a slytherin or a hufflepuff I couldn't tell you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He isn't a Ravenclawchad
      >He isn't going to be nailing messy haired, smelly nerdy pussy every night
      Couldn't be me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm slytherin because I like girl bullies. Simple as.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, but bullygirls are for puffboys

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd go Ravenclaw but I'm afraid the Quidditch team is gonna suck.

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you're fucking disgrace.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because... I told you that patrons won't affect anything in the game?

      >you cant do half an A press

      It's not an input pressure thing, it's just a single state stat. It's basically the material.

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did I do?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >falcon
      >alder
      >dragon heartstring

      >Gryffindor: Pubes styled in various shapes like hearts or lightning bolts
      >Ravenclaw: Trimmed bikini area
      >Hufflepuff: Full bush
      >Slytherin: Brazilian (Womb tattoo optional but encouraged)

      >Womb tattoo optional
      >optional
      I'm absolutely disgusted, Salazar wouldn't have allowed such disgusting behavior.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your wand says beta orbiter
      Your patronus says you like to watch from a distance
      You are someone who is greatly influenced by Ganker but lurks more than he posts. Congratulations you're gonna help us steal the griffinwhores panties as background Slytherian #3

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cool, whos panty to I get to keep after the raid?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >moronin
    >Niggindor
    >moronclaw
    >Nigglepuff

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gryffindor: Pubes styled in various shapes like hearts or lightning bolts
    >Ravenclaw: Trimmed bikini area
    >Hufflepuff: Full bush
    >Slytherin: Brazilian (Womb tattoo optional but encouraged)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >womb tattoo
      Bullshit. All Slytherin girls are secretly kissless virgins because they're all sheltered rich girls
      >hufflepuff: full bush
      The high T option.
      Ravenclaw are all horny nerds that might never have fucked but know all the positions, Gryfindors are stacies/chads, Slytherin are rich kids that pretend to have fucked but are too sheltered for it and Hufflepuffs are single target sexuality that fall in love and that's that for life

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slytherin: too barren and cold
    Gryffindor: too ostentatious
    Ravenclaw: a bit snooty and gay, and there's a Black.
    Hufflepuff: extremely comfy

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slytherin and Gryffindor are the houses of manly men.
    Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff are the houses of breedable women.

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    DLCs can always happen, and this game is a guaranteed success, so we will have patronuses after one year

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will the game include a secret passage from the Slytherin girls dorm to the Male Hufflepuff dorms so the girls can go on nightly raids to humiliate and torment the Huffleboys?

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    apparently the character nigellius black is racist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you on windows xp?

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never read any of these books or watched any of the movies so I don't know what this means.
    Used a temporary email because fuck that website for requiring a sign up.

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only hot characters in this game are fucking Aesop and Phineas

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody make a new thread. The other HP thread in the catalog is just 4chan politics

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Potternerds, Is my wand ass or OP?

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