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IM GOING TO BUY THIS GAME TO BEAT THE TRANNIES!!!!!!!!!
>producer supports Gamergate
based. SchREEEier should consider taking a long walk off a short pier.
you can literally be a troony itg
SO... HECKING... BASED. THIS IS A DAY 1 BUY TO BEAT THOSE TRANNIES!!!!!!!!!!!
Blind consumerism is not the way to support any political movement. You're being played for a moron.
At this point one of the writers for Forspoken should just say they hate homosexuals on twitter and get free-reverse shilling
>we
>psyop advertising
Maybe it’s my own personal IRL experiences, but the trans men & women I’ve met are some of most reserved, calm people about their sexuality/gender identity. There’s a huge fricking society that would want to see them dead/not exist at all, to a much further extent than other minorities seem to receive. It could be that all this hate could be internalized for them to hypercompensate online to push back for their own respect. However I can see that there definitely needs to be boundaries, there’s a reason it’s LgbTq, they are two separate parts of the acronym and gender/sexuality/genital attraction are not interchangeable - everyone needs their own space.
>There’s a huge fricking society that would want to see them dead/not exist at all
You're the troony stop trying to false-flag. This victim mentality shit is too played out. Most of society couldn't give less of a shit about you, that's why you're all acting out so much.
Anything you read online should be disregarded as far as judging a group of people
Twitter trannies are not indicative of trans people in general.
>the trans men & women I’ve met are some of most reserved, calm people about their sexuality/gender identity
ok troony; then could you calmly ask your trans friend to stop RUINING EVERYTHING WE LIKE?
Every troony I've ever met was a dysgenic subhuman
This is the weirdest marketing ploy I've seen.
None, I don't play SJW cancer.
Why not?
I have only ever watched the movies so I have no clue what Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff even stand for.
Did Griffyndor "stand for" anything? It was like just a group of normalgays. Slytherin had the edgy theme.
Gryffindor stands for bravery, honor, and righteousness. It's the designated "good guy" house
Every house has good/bad attributes.
>Gryffindor
Brave, honorable and moral, but hotheaded, prone to anger, lacking in judgement.
>Ravenclaw
Smart, insightful and quick on their feet but arrogant, dispassionate and narrow-minded.
>Hufflepuff
Kind, inquisitive and open-minded, but slow, emotionally vulnerable and weak-willed.
>Slytherin
Ambitious, clever and creative, but amoral, narcissistic and cruel.
I'm surprised Rowling never made any major characters from Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff. Sounds like Hermoine should have been Ravenclaw
>Ravenclaw
Luna
>Hufflepuff
Cedric
Luna is Ravenclaw. "Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure!" Luna spinoff WHEN (book Luna not movie Luna)
I wanna frick movie Luna
>Harry
Slytherin
>Hermoine
Ravenclaw
>Ron
Hufflepuff
Luna and Cho were Ravenclaws, Cedric and Justin were Hufflepuffs.
Hermione was supposed to be Ravenclaw, but the hat decided she was a better fit for Gryffindor due to her propensity to say "frick the rules" if she didn't agree with them.
This; every troony claiming they'd totally be in Hufflepuff would probably be in Slytherin and most of the guys deciding if they'd be in Gryffindor or Slytherin would probably end up in Hufflepuff. We're very poor judges of our own character.
Reminds me of an ex I had who was into pottershit and asked me the house question. I just said gryffindor cause i hadn't cared about Harry Potter past the 3rd one and she got all mad and said "youd be a slytherin like draco!" Well she was right according to the test. Time to master the dark arts and play bully magic edition
When I was a kid I was convinced I'd be in Ravenclaw, then when I grew up I realized I was definitely a Slytherin. I'm now split; I feel like I'm still a Slytherin, but all the best/strongest parts of me play to Hufflepuff instead.
I feel like I'd be a hat stall and end up dating someone from the house I didn't get.
If you sort into Hufflepuff, you may as well kys because you're a worthless loser who is neither brave, smart, or clever. It's quite literally the class for losers not good enough to sort into a real house.
Alternatively, you've hit the fricking jackpot because you're now a big fish in a pond full of people who crave social validation and are free to do whatever the frick you want with virtually no oversight because who would suspect a Hufflepuff?.
You could be on the honor roll with 5 gf's by third year and rub shoulders with Ravenclaws in all of your NEWT classes. And good luck to Slytherins who wanna frick you up when you're in a separate part of the school and have an army of dumb classmates at your back.
Gryffindor - brave
Slythering - cunning
Ravenclaw - smarts
Huffelpuff - the rest
I like blue and sponging up wikipedia. Hate people
It’s already decided for me
Smarts and cunning are the same shit, Ravenclaw are apparently wise.
Smarts can just mean book smart. Luna is intelligent but socially moronic. Cunning is more how you use intelligence to your advantage, often at the cost of others.
Hufflepuff is the one I always see troons put in their bios for some reason so that's probably the one you're going to want to avoid
>one house are objectively good guys
>one house are objectively bad guys
>the other two are totally irrelevant
Bravo Rowling
Rowling was a trash writer, but she was a great child book writer, because she has no quality or dignity in how low she will go.
For example look at everything that is "good" in Harry Potter. I can tell you exactly from where she plagiarized..., I mean "got inspired", this from.
It starts with the magic wand. Literally "borrowed" from Gandalf and the "magic words" are just "borrowed" from looking up what Magicians say on stage. Keep in mind that she has no idea how magic in fantasy works, that is the reason why magic is so moronic and useless in HP.
The "flying on the broom" is just copy pasted from Witches (which are related to Wizards "MUH YOU ARE A WIZARD, HARRY!") in pretty much any story about witches.
The more I think about Harry Potter, the more I realize how trash her books are. She literally just made a "magical school" and everything important is just copy pasted from "googling" magic and other words related to it.
I am still surprised how her books got famous, because they are worse than literally any fantasy book.
This is also why everything is so moronic if you look closer. She had simply ZERO idea how to create the world and just wrote with her not the smartest IQ without realizing how many inconsistencies this creates.
STRETCHED HIS LEGS
>I am still surprised how her books got famous, because they are worse than literally any fantasy book.
Cuz the setting is comfy as frick, studying magic, house rivalry and cool monsters ? Sign me the frick up.
Yet she's a billionaire with her trash writing and you're a nobody
cringe
I also think the books are overrated but the movies are what blew up the franchise to greater heights
Always bothered me how the magic system in Harry Potter has no real rules. Not even soft rules. As far as being a good wizard goes in the books and movies all you need to do is know the spell and say it correctly? That's so weird. Why not borrow from every other sort of series/anime and just have the character get tired when they casted more difficult spells or too many?
>no real rules. Not even soft rules
HP is trash but Sandersongays pls go. Keep your science fiction out of my fantasy, thanks.
I'm not looking for midichlorians or how fast warp 9 is. It's just weird for a series that says frequently says things like "wow this guy is a very good wizard" and "hes a really powerful wizard" and never gives ANY sort of explanation why.
okay, fair enough.
>The "flying on the broom" is just copy pasted from Witches
It's "copy pasted" because that's the whole fricking premise! A school where you go to learn to be a witch who wears black robes, a pointy hat, rides on a broomstick, brews stuff in cauldrons, and has an animal companion! It's hilarious how many fans are like "nah that's lame I want to be basically myself, with my same everyday human style and clothes and friends, but with magic powers."
Black person, 90% of a job's measure of success is through completion of the job
The b***h produced a low-quality but desired product for a large target market, one that's known to have lower standards, and you're confused as to why she was successful?
Chill spongebill
"On closer inspection... this children's story lacks nuance and complexity!" Really blowing my mind here, anon. Blame the fans for hyping it up and creating this monster and acting like it was ever a masterpiece. Millions of people have been pointing this stuff out since day 1. They are silly goofy children's nonsense books with character names like Dingleplopper Crimbleshimkins. It's like criticizing the worldbuilding of Willy Wonka.
>that is the reason why magic is so moronic and useless in HP.
?????
You can teleport, mind control people, shapeshift, paralyse people, knockout people, wipe people's memories, enthrall people into loveless puppets with potions, or instantly kill people.
One of my issues with the series isn't that the spells are to "useless", it's that magic is TOO easy to do.
An 11 year can paralyze you.
A "smart" 12 year old with less than two years of training can shapeshift into anyone.
A 14 year old can knock you out.
A 16 year old can buy or make a potion that forces you to fall in love with the next person you see.
A 17 year old can effortlessly teleport and wipe people's minds.
ANYONE with sufficient maliciousness can instantly kill someone, torture someone, or mind control someone.
You look at all these spells, and you think: how does this world even function? How do they stop identity theft? Rape? Theft? Murder? When you can be anyone, wipe any memory, kill anyone, or paralyze anyone...all at the age of 17
Isn't the Ministry of Magic a surveillance state that can locate exactly when and where an unauthorized spell was cast?
Yep, even in the muggle world
>Rowling was a trash writer
Citations needed
>Literally "borrowed" from Gandalf
Elaborate instead of making a blanket statement of no substance
>magic words" are just "borrowed" from looking up what Magicians say on stage
This isn't bad writing. Every fantasy authors draws from mythology, real world culture, and their own life experiences to build their world. Tolkien was no different considering he heavily borrowed from Norse Mythology and the Abrahamic faith.
>Keep in mind that she has no idea how magic in fantasy works, that is the reason why magic is so moronic and useless in HP.
It's a soft magic system. There's nothing wrong with this. You don't know how Gandalf's magic works on LOTR either for example, or how Morgana, Merlin, and the Fae use their magic in the various King Arthur poems and stories
>The "flying on the broom" is just copy pasted from Witches
It's just a trope. There is nothing wrong with using literary tropes. Every author does this. I don't see you whining about Tolkien's use of the lost prince (Aargorn) or the fellowship of heroes.
>She literally just made a "magical school"
And? So you're saying she built a world? Sounds good to me.
>I am still surprised how her books got famous, because they are worse than literally any fantasy book.
Because they're good stories. You being contrarian in hopes of getting cool points here won't change that
>citations needed
Read the books
Rowling's trash. She's not even good as far as kid's books go.
>Read the books
I did. Her prose is serviceable enough to paint a picture in your mind, and her story is intriguing enough for the reader to not want to put the book down. millions of people feel the same way soooo...the burden of proof falls on you to prove her writing is "bad"
>prose is serviceable
Motherfricker book 6 was absolutely cringe to read through with how she described jealousy. Even as a kid I couldn't stand it. It was fanfic tier.
And she commits actual English frick ups at several points, I'm sure there's a nice compilation of it.
goyslop with fake troony hype
You will never have a combo as good as this.
>apple pencil wand
Cringe
Whered you get this
Wizardingworld has the official quizzes.
They apparently can be linked with the game too but every quiz is a bit scuffed tbh.
The question pool is way larger than the amount of questions given so depending on what choices you get you might have different results.
Wand quiz is also a bit weird, length depends on height and wand length can influence the other aspects.
I need to make an account?!?
The guy who had full snek theme with black mamba as his patronus had far better.
kek
Heron is Queen Rowling's PERSONAL Patronus, peasant. I shouldn't even be speaking with you.
Verification NOT required.
b***h please, I'm the snakest snek to ever snek
I kneel.
Me weeb slytherin ass can't compete.
>12 1/2"
Heh. b***h microsnake.
Didn't know there was more until I saw this post.
Adding onto
>house based
>roman name
>pureblood wand
Yep.
Nice, nice.
HOWEVER
As long as you're ok with your wand's performance taking a nosedive after the newer model is released.
Get absolutely stepped on, loser
Baka tbh
Kneel
it's over
It's obvious what I'm going to be
A disappointment.
I hate you
heh
Got into slytherin without even trying I assume if you pick any ambition options it puts you in there
HOWLING
Where do you do this?
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
rekt
Perfect
fricking kek
The quiz is shit. I'm stupid frick who barely finished his collage yet I got sorted into ravenclaw.
> I'm stupid frick who barely finished his collage
Yeah, it kinda does show.
Lmfao you roasted his ass bruh fr. Please have sex with me I'm a cute girl and literally in love with you
damn
You ain't a real homie if you ain't a mildly virtuous dark-haired Slytherin. It isn't clear if there are going to be any romance options, but it would be very gratifying if there was a Merula-type "bad girl" character to go with my choice.
dude
>dark-haired Slytherin
Slytherins have blonde hair and blue eyes
Snape indeed was very blonde and had blue eyes. Voldermort prior to being Voldermort indeed had blonde hair and blue eyes as well.
Those don't count, homosexual.
You can smell the burn through screen.
kek nice.
brutal
>imagine been cucked by "goy who lived" and your own slave.
I notice, your eyebrows and hair didn't match, did you dyed your hair, because you can't own your natural hair color, you massive homosexual.
best part of this thread
>1 minute apart
samegay trying to LE EPIN POST XD
I hope the character creator isn't complete shit
>gryffindor are the brave ones
yet hufflepuff was the only house to show up without missing a single person during the defense of hogwarts.
Hairy ravenclaw pussy
Perfect
Finna make a qt goth gf who slouches by the Slytherin fireplace listening to contemporary witch house
Where do you go to do these?
Wizarding World has the official quizes
Thanks, I got the lamest possible option for each.
Naw, you could have got dogwood
Ok. Can one of you HP nerds explain to me what the frick did I get? I only know more or less what house I got, but what the hell do other two mean. I only assume Dragon thing is good because Dragon can't possibly suck.
Also, recommend me which books would be best quick read to get some grasp on the lore. I did watch HP movie, but that was long ago and I barely remember shit from it.
>what the frick did I get
Probably the most "I looked up the question results" profile. Not saying you did
I have no idea what I was even doing for the second thing. That test made no sense to me and for last I was just answering based on what it did ask me. That one was straightforward. Probably the quiz I was least confused by.
>Can one of you HP nerds explain to me what the frick did I get?
You got the fricking lottery anon kek
>t.usedthespreadsheet
You're a cheater.
You don't need to cheat for shit, anon.
Based on myself who got his results (minus the same house), elder wand is 100% guaranteed if you are tall, have blue eyes and odd birthday number, which are all things I got.
As for Dragon, I honestly have no idea myself what I was picking to get it, but I suspected that I will get rare result since test constantly kept going on how my patronus is extremely strange one. Didn't expect dragon, but it was nice surprise to see him pop up flying.
I also literally did this quiz when it first dropped.
>odd birthday
GODDAMNIT THAT WAS THE ONLY DETAIL I DIDNT HAVE CURSE FATE
What house did you get anon?
Huffle trannies. I was also the only one with those results when it came to my patronus and wand back then. Like I said, I literally did my test when it first came out.
>Huffle trannies
Look at the bright side anon, at least you won't be a virgin because huffle girls are easy.
No. The true bright side is that you got comfiest looking house. Just look at OP in regards to how other houses look in this game. Hufflepuff house is the only one that isn't hurting my eyes on that pic.
Dragon gay here as well: I was just picking what seemed as most moronic to pick. So most moronic answers = dragon. You're welcome.
This. Elder wand is the most basic and common shit you will get as long as you are tall blue eyed gay who has odd number as his birthday. It seems to hard cap you in having elder wand as long as you got those three things covered.
t. elder wand gay as well
How tall are you gays? Answer fast before thread goes bye bye?
5"10-5"11. So I put tall
>King of manlets think he is tall
224cm (no I'm not joking)
>7 feet tall
Anon, what the frick?
All of my family members are tall. Granted, I'm tallest, but my father isn't that far behind and my mother is like 188cm herself, so...
You have incredible genes, anon
t. first post in your quote: 6'7. My brothers are even taller.
5'10, I put average.
6' everyone keeps saying I am tall so I put tall.
Replace snek gays with huffle trannies and me and you got the same sheet.
Anyway, for your other question, unironically just watch the movies. Don't bother with books.
>Don't bother with books.
Wew, I'm of the completely opposite opinion. 1st and 2nd movie were nice but the later ones are questionable, the only advantage is that they are a quick watch.
The difference between the books and movies is a sore spot for me, Ron didn't deserve that treatment.
Although the latter books are worse than the early ones too.
1st three movies are acceptable. 4 onward cuts/changes too much imo
Patronus is a spell you use to fight off dementors. It takes shape of an animal you're familiar with. It doesn't affect the power of patronus. The spell itself always has the same effect, the strength is based on the wizard's power, not the shape of petronus.
i know nothing about this game, is it a mmo?
No. You're on the internet right now if you wanted to look it up instead of looking like a moronic homosexual here.
Lower right is comfiest.
Slytherine, no way
Griffindor and ravenclaw are... not sure how to put it into words. Maybe they remind me too much of... something not sure what
Don't know, but buying a generic AAA game, with a full price, from some game conglomerate, just to ''own the libs'', sounds a bit lame.
I will buy if it's fun, the added seethe is a bonus
I will buy it just to cast the ridiculus spell on trannies
hufflepuff since they dorm lookin comfy
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,
And unafraid of toil
It's objectively the sloppy seconds house that has nothing to offer except what, hard work?
>hufflepuff is literally the slave quarters of hogwarts
Fricking kek
Integrity
Loyalty
Patience
Work ethic
Idk anon they seem pretty great according to your post
Pretty great drones yeah
Jesus how fricking pathetic can a house be? They sound like unthinking homosexuals
they are the wagecage 9-5 grind normies yes, and that's what makes them the best house.
>gryffindor are asexual captain americas
>Slytherin are degenerates and cartoon character villains
>ravenclaw are autistic STEMgays
>hufflepuff are the generic bread and butter of society everyman
>why yes ill be coming home at 6pm to impregnate my wife for the 11th time, enjoy my cozy middle class suburban house and die of natural causes at 90
Can you even imagine picking any house other than hufflepuff
Badgerchads rise up
I'm boycotting this game to fight against transphobia.
If I work in I.T. I'm most likely a ravenclaw dork right?
What do you do with your fat ass all day? Every time I go down there to get my laptop fixed, you fricks are just snoozing at your desks with those dork ass glasses on. We should cut your wages. $100k is too much.
I'm neurosurgeon but according to the test thing, I belong with Gryffindors who are basically bunch of jocks.
Gryffindor CHADS we got a fricking doctor in our ranks!
The hat lies. You are clearly a ravenclaw, or slyherin at worst. Gryffindors are too much of brainlets to make it in such field of work.
Pharmacist here: I got the same house as well.
It's as much about what you value as anything else. If you think Gryffindor traits are the most important values, you'll end up there.
I'm a neet law school drop out with brain damage from an accident. I got slytherin and a fancy Phoenix wand. I am an lazy autist witn a tard bravery buff
>neurosurgeon
Are you that anon who once made a long post on how to suicide without feeling any pain? Giving tips and tricks in how to fool your own brain in not recognizing pain? kek
Kek what?
There was one neurosurgeon anon, who posted the pic of his neurosurgeon diploma together with date of his post to show he is not bluffing, who wrote long post on how to have a nice day without any pain after some anon was asking if there was a way to fall of a cliff, but not to feel the pain. Then the neurosurgeon anon popped up and gave long in-detail TUTORIAL on how to do it and not feel any pain whatsoever. Explaining in-detail how one's brain works and how to completely fool it to the point that you could do whatever painful thing to yourself without feeling anything. It was hilarious.
Can you post the screen cap?
Um, gays go in Hufflepuff and you're looking like an awfully huffled puff rn
I want to go to Slytherin but the common room is objectively the least comfy. Probably Gryffindor because it's the only fricking House to have an ordinary amount of natural light.
tell me lads will this game fill the gmod shaped hole on my heart?
some of my fondest memories are shooting up the slytherin dorms with an smg before [Admin]Mumbledoor420 banned me for 2 weeks
S&Box might do that
garry is a tard so doubt it
which one has the highest suicide rate?
sadly ravenclaw and hufflepuff look low effort
so its gryffindor for me
cant wait to wait 1 year before we can finally buy the content exclusive to ps5
Slytherin so i can play Bully magic edition.
>gryffindor is obviously has best design and developer time put into it because they know most of the normies would play it
Why even bother with variety if you are not going to be fair?
Jesus the Griffindor house room looks like a bougie country club
I'm going where I'm sorted
I hope the Hat has a "Yeah, put me wherever" option.
It will be throwing people into the most irrelevant houses just so moronic developer could flex the stats and brag about how deep their design was that people were eager to pick houses which were heavily underrepresented in movies and books.
If you can't take responsibility for choices in your life you might as well just expel yourself from existence to preserve oxygen for actual non-npc humans.
The animatronic hat at Universal Studios Orlando said I'm in Gryffindor, so I'm in Gryffindor.
which one's the whitest?
Ravenclaw, it has an IQ requirement
asian qt house confirmed
>tfw ravenclaw students keep putting bats into the goblet of dinner
That house is like UCLA. It's 80% Asian. Sorry, chud. If you like to live with sweaty Chinese and Indian men, go for Ravenclaw.
>men
I'll be scissoring in the female dormitories
That's gay, you're supposed to self insert as your 15 years old self
15 year old Asian girls exist
You're not an asian girl, gaylord.
Hell no, down with that homosexual.
Guess that's why Rowling but the asian there as the standout Ravenclaw
Guys, do they really cut their wiener and balls off? That's fricking nuts!
See you later, incels. Hufflepuff has easiest girls.
Sex with Poppy.
Hufflepuff has "girls" with ball sacks
even better, always wanted to get fricked by a chick with a dick
Rent free.
Are you trying to make me double down on Hufflepuff, because it's working/
>girls
See
>gamer gate
Jesus Christ are they still doing this?
>girls
>but they have wiener and balls
Yikes, Huffle bros...
But I thought we were buying this game to stick it to the trannies?
You are pedo
Just point me towards the Dark and Forbidden Magics.
Glock
the traditional hogwarts school shooter tool is this steerable rocket launcher is our best bet for taking down a Gunship
have fun with your bigoted game, chuds
This game has trans inclusion and mutt characters. This is the most woke game in existence and Im all for it
Ew
Black folk in 1890s England,
And yet it still makes you homosexuals seethe and make a gorillian false flag posts
the only one seething is your shill discord, who has constantly spammed Ganker with LE BUY THIS GAME TO WIN AGAINST LE TRANNIES when its the most muttified troony loving game out there
Frick you and your discord
Keep seething, troony. We'll keep promoting the game that makes you so upset it causes you to troll Ganker all day.
lol
see here
Your troony game is garbage and your shilling wont work anymore kek
They're actively raging in multiple threads, exact same posts. I'm surprised they aren't posting shazams yet.
>don't really like Harry Potter
>always enjoy Harry Potter threads on. Ganker'and Ganker
It's a comfy setting I'll get it just to shitpost about it here. Just hope someone adds the "make everyone white" mod soon.
Yeah that would be hella epic for the win. Frick off moronic homosexual who doesn't even play games
Stinky Black person monkey there's no need to get upset at things that don't effect you personally I'm going to play games my way the best I can.
same its a good setting but the actual story around harry is fricking stupid
Completely wrong, setting is bad but Harry's story rules. Sacrifice walk into the forest is actual good writing.
>Want to be a highfalutin Aristocrat
>Don't want to be an edgelord.
Life's tough
Guess the discord found the other thread, time for a lot of really obvious false flagging and tiresome troon shit
Yes this is a discord raid to show you the truth of the troony shilling going on Ganker, when this game is full of mutts and trannies itself.
Frick you and your shilling Im not letting your discord pretend this isnt going on lol
It's so tiring, they have a whole board for this shit. Worse is, if you try to talk about the game you just get called a shill.
They have a whole subreddit, but they're terminally online and can't tolerate the idea of anyone anywhere not being in compliance with rightthink.
>now that the game has been revealed to be 90% mutts and loves trannies its so tiring its so le tiring guys I just want to le talk about this epic game and stick it to those trannies wtf man
have a nice day.
Stop getting mindbroken over a video game, the thread was about the houses not IDpol, now take your meds and frick off.
The entire premise of this game is to stick it to the 'trannies', look at the first post you disingenuous fricking homosexual
>The entire premise of this game is to stick it to the 'trannies'
It's a Harry Potter game, close twitter and you'll forget about the big bad Rowling.
>look at the first post
Just hide it and move on with your life, b***h homie.
Yes we do have to change the conversation when we talk about this troony and mutt game right now, we werent promoting this game to be against trannies no uh we were just talking about HP! So wtf is your problem man!???!?!?!
>we werent promoting this game
I aren't promoting shit, I'm gonna pirate that bad boy.
yeah pretending the 1890s was full of blacks and poojets in the UK is completely fine, why not set it in 2023?
I like the Harry Potter threads because they act as honeytraps to keep all the twitter screencap posters in fewer threads because they can't resist the juice to argue. You have the people who used to call Harry Potter satanist goyslop become hardcore marks for it because Rowling doesn't like trannies
Nobody under 40 thinks it's satanist
The UK and poopjeets just seem made for each other for some reason.
we cant stop eating curry
I'm sensing a pattern here
>Luke Youngblood
What the FRICK Rowling
> DID YOU POO IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!?
>RAJNEESH DID YOU PUT SALMONELLA INTO THE GOBLET OF VINDALOO!?
>Mahendra Pehlwaan
Good luck pronouncing that
there are a billion Indian names that are Balabihuwallaihavaji and you chose to complain about one that is the same complexity as "Avada Kedavra"
Yeah sorry, I left my indian name encyclopedia at home
>Takes place in the UK
>They're all indian and paki
What's the problem my fellow sir?
It's the fact that most of the Ravenclaw students that they revealed so far are all desi which is hilarious since it would be like revealing nothing but Asian students for Ravenclaw for obvious reasons
Hufflepuff: fatties, feminists, trannies, onionboys
The rest is fine.
>troonydor hands typed this post
>t. drank the entire hufflepuff's onions stash.
How did Luna get into Ravenclaw?
That b***h is moronic.
She's smart. People think she's crazy because she believes in magical creatures that supposedly don't exist, and then it turns out they do. She's the classic story of an intelligent person being viewed through the eyes of morons.
She cheers for another house.
Traitors get the rope first.
social intelligence and academic intelligence are two different things.
>Gryffinchads topping Raventwinks
wait....are we stretching the sorting hat's butthole over our heads in order to get sorted?????
They hate that this game and its impending success represents a slight window shift, so they'll start false flagging and pretending to be "le baste" 4chins user who is concerned that the game isn't a full on 1488 /misc/ saga simulator. The game isn't woke enough, but they want you to hate it, so they highlight that its woke. They know they're obvious discord shills, so they immediately open up with pretending the people who hate troon shit are the discord shills. This kind of really bad grade school I'm-rubber-you're-glue shit has happened to a lot of games over the years, if you've been here for any length of time it's really easy to spot. But Ganker is a really stupid board, so it'll probably work again, which I guess is why they keep doing it.
Another leftist projecting his shilling method, nice
>the game isnt woke enough
so the fact there are no genders to choose from, the fact you can pitch your voice like a troony and the fact that the school is 90% mutt isnt woke enough apparently and thats why le epic leftoids are falseflagging. right homosexual?
Hey fellow shills, how many theads are we supposed to make today? I've lost count
>All enthusiasm is shilling
It's grade school tier argument. Anything they are, or anything they're doing, they'll preemptively accuse you of. They know their discord raiding, so you're now from discord. They know they're shilling, so you're now shilling. Etc. and so on. Just more redditor circlejerk shit.
They really hate this game that much
Why would a troony hate it? Looks pretty good from a trans standpoint. Very diverse and progressive.
This style of trolling would work better if troon sperg outs over the game hadn't already been posted for weeks. If you're going to spam the board, at least put some thought into it.
>the spamming HP homosexual that spammed Ganker for weeks with hecking buy the woke game its hecking based and le epicly BEATS the trannies is going to complain about spam
lol
For me it's the fact he his filenames make it clear he's one assmad spammer every time he tries to pose as someone else.
Fricking manlet tears had better opsec than this
they are going to abandon this thread and start another ignoring all the mutt and trans shit and acting like its epic and based
>male!? female!? NOOo you cant just label people like thaaaat harry. Anyway lets see if you get sorted into house evil, house mary sure, house nerd or house dork. Dumbledore screamed calmly
>be opposed to five things
>opportunity comes along to oppose one of them
>b***h and complain that it doesn't oppose all five, refuse to participate
>end up opposing zero of the things
gcj zoomers with blue hair larping as balding /misc/ zealots stuck in a purity spiral. Janny busy beating off to hentai for the eighteenth time today. Exhausting.
>admits that he gets upset when his troony game is called out and that jannies "wont answer his reporting PLEASE REMOVE THE POSTS PLEASE AHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME IM GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEE"
lol
the #1 way to spot a shill, what a homosexual
>want Ravenclaw or Gryffindor aesthetics but am a Slytherin
How do I cope with this? Also how come the most richest house the worst dungeon looking shit? Like literally all Slytherin are multi-millionaires.
If you buy this game, you financially support a transphobe and therefore care more about "muh wizard vibeo game" than the lives of trans people.
I will now buy your game.
They have a character named "Nigellus Black"
What fricking Chad founded the Weasley line man's balls must be the size of Jupiter each sperm a mini irish redhead.
My Wizard did! That's right, Ron. A Slytherin student railed your great great grandmother until graduation!
I'll probably go Hufflepuff, so I can have gross cave sex with a sweaty dirty hippie girl while she's stoned out of her gourd on magic weed. You know, whatever the Harry Potter version of Hayley Smith is.
This, but I'd settle for pic related as well.
Of course there is. There's a very realistic possibility that it will be acceptible or mediocre at worst, but it could turn out excellent, especially if the team is as passionate about their work as they appear to be.
The Malfoys have blonde hair and blue eyes.
In the books they had more platimun/silver hair
God I want to play a mudblood that gets sexually bullied by a bunch of Slytherin ojous.
Preferably at least two years older
The tragedy is that some morons here will fall for the psyop and give money to troon-supporting devs just because they think it will make some troons seethe. Guess what, troons are always seething, they hate their lives, it's not an achievement. You don't have to pay a premium $70 to piss them off, you can lie about buying the game publicly and ruin their day without supporting homosexuals.
>The tragedy is that some morons here will fall for the psyop
They/them said, while participating in the seventh most obvious psyop of the day
QED, israelite shill tries to get morons to give money to troons.
>tu quoque like a dumbass leftist
Only proves you're a shill lol
No. When you have a game this woke it will be garbage. And then all the shills that post here will frick off to promote the next woke game
>SHILL SHILL SHILL, ANYONE WHO ISN'T MISERABLE AND LIKES THIS IS A SHILLLLL
take a break
He can't. The wokescolds are desperate. This is their best strategy.
The woke love a game thats 90% mutts and has troony options and characters though?
>"the woke love this game"
>"trans people love this game"
>those thousands of examples of twits and r*dditors losing their minds weren't real, don't trust those lying eyes!
very low effort
>the israelite says as it ignores the devs stating they and their game is pro-troon
THAT DOESNT FRICKING COUNT!!!!!!! DESPITE THE FACT THIS GAME HAS TRANS CHARACTERS AND OPTIONS IT DOESNT FRICKING COUNT!!!!!!!!
>the redditor says as it ignores a solid year of troon and wokest seething
Nah they don't
GUYS REPLY TO THE DRACO POSTS QUICK!!!!
THE OTHER THREAD IS GAINING TRACTION..... GUYS SPAM THE THREAD SOME MORE THIS ISNT FRICKING WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>people promoting the game are corporate shills
>your proof of wokesters loving the game is a corporate headline
moron
>OWN THE TRANNIES BY BUYING A GAME THAT PROMOTES BEING A troony
moron
Can you show me where the game devs are promoting the game as being a troony game? And not just leftie articles claiming it is because the character creator is not genderlocked?
lol
>another article
>the fact they have trans characters doesnt count! its just a head line!!!!!!!!!!l
lol
Having character creation options does not automatically mean "they have trans characters. Now if they have an in game NPC that is trans, you may have a point
>Now if they have an in game NPC that is trans, you may have a point
They do, it's mentioned in one of the articles there is a transgendered freak in the game
You see, trannies do have a reason to promote this game, and its because it will normalize troony character options. This is why they have been shilling Ganker non stop.
I genuinely cannot find any article that says there will be a troony NPC. All the articles talk about the character options.
Of course there won't be. They let trannies be trannies if they want to, but if you skip those options you'll never have to think about trannies ever while playing the game.
Reminder that these people do not exist in real life, stop giving them free space in your head.
> it's mentioned in one of the articles there is a transgendered freak in the game
That's a lie
>You see, trannies do have a reason to promote this game, and its because it will normalize troony character options
Friendly reminder that in the relatively short history of videogames existing, games with a character creator are in the minority. The "normal" thing is to just get a character you are given. So what's "normal" in character creation isn't, and never has been set, since character creation in itself is the odd one out.
Still no proof that they love it except for a corporate headline
How come when stuff like Monster Hunter has the same kind of character creation (aka putting female voice on a male body) nobody cries about it being woke/troony?
No one shilled MH by saying buy this game to upset the troons.
I did. That's why I don't give Capcom any money.
You can do that in MH?
Monster Hunter wasn't written by JK Rowling. Rowling was a leftist hero, many of them spoke almost entirely in Harry Potter references. So when she said something even slightly off-script, it felt like betrayal, and began a blood feud.
It's just one moronic concern troll that is triggered by rowling, that's why
He's insane ass blasted too, he's been at it in this thread and another posting on cooldown
Because the shill for monster hunter only spammed about sales, not "owning the homosexuals"
By definition, if you're trying to get people to buy something, especially through repetition and deception without presenting any logical reason why they should do it, you are a shill. Also setting up strawmen.
>So what house are we dropping, Ganker?
Who's making strawmen now?
None. You do know what a strawman is, right? You do know that calling out shills trying to get others to buy a pro-troony game because it annoys morons is its own separate thing, correct? You could call it offtopic but not a strawman. But you would know that, surely.
>Claims this thread was made to shill
>OP is just asking what house room Ganker is getting, not asking people to buy the game
strawman
>claims whatever
No, I didn't. I'm calling shills and morons that gravitate to these threads out, I don't give a shit about a homosexual like OP. He can play children's make-believe clubs all he wants.
No self-respecting adult has an HP house. Only stunted manchildren
You realize you are on the videogame board of Ganker, right?
Yes. I play videogames and like to talk about them, without a filter. Problem?
>2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
Their understanding of the local's language is pretty limited, give them a break, they're trying to blend in. At least they figured out how to greentext.
It's pretty grim that as troons, this could very well be their last year alive before suicide finally takes them, and they're spending their time unsuccessfully trying to "I know you are, but what am I!?" on Ganker. What a waste of human life.
Trans people love this game though. It's got a trans character and trans options.
They say the same thing with Cyberpunk 2077. Trannies get mad, and the game turned out fine.
>and the game turned out fine.
>and the game turned out fine.
KYS
They still are. gcj is malding over this game right now, but they have a seriously weird fixation on cdpr, I don't even know why. There are dick choppers there that have spent half a decade of their life crusading against some polack vidya company.
>and the game turned out fine
moronic homosexual.
>achievment unlocked
>beat the game as gryffindor
true ending requires 4 playthroughs just like the best magical game Eternal Darkness
Slytherin is the best house and the only people that disagree are brain dead.
Enjoy your Pneumonia, gay
>Muggle diseases
Unlikely
So, all this troony idiocy aside, I've been looking at some of the games developed by this studio before and there doesn't seem to be even ONE good game on the list, mostly just phoned in licensed garbage. Is there any hope that this actually turns out good?
this studio is not the same which created those games. People will tell me I am coping but I dont really care.
I used to think that stuff mattered, but it really doesn't. Lots of studios with great pedigrees have released piles of dogshit, and lots of great games have been made by literal whos. What did Rocksteady ever do before making Batman? Sometimes it just takes a change in staff and the right project that people care about.
That said, I don't think anybody is expecting this to be game of the decade or anything. But based on the gameplay video they did, I think it looks pretty good, and can be carried by the setting if you're into it or have any nostalgia for it.
it looks like far cry tier ubisoft sandbox
Fricking disgrace, autismos who like Harry Potter should KYS
slytherin, although their common room sucks ass compared to the others
Hufflepuff is worse. The Slytherin room at least looks cool despite being dark and not having much furniture.
Ravenclaw has the best decor, then Gryffindor.
Hufflepuff is the best, it looks like Bag End
Trash taste
Hufflepuff is peak comfy
>HARRY POTTER! YOU LITTLE SHIT!
>Current Objective: Survive
>Achievement unlocked: He said Calmly
Slytherin looks comfy but im no chud
The Pottermore test is absolute brainlet filter. It's canon that you choose your house in the end.
>It's canon that [HEADCANON]
>What is Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Dumbldore literaly said it at the end of he 2nd movie...
>movie
You are a troony falseflagging as a corporate shill falseflagging as an edgelord.
ez
Is there an in-game personality test that sorts me into a house or do I need to find some online quiz to get fully immersed?
There will be a sorting hat in-game to sort you, or I think you can link your account from online
There's an in-game sorting hat, but I have no idea if its a quiz or just a screen telling you to pick your house. I kind of hope for the latter, I already know what house I want to play the game with and I don't want to waste time trying to figure out the right quiz answers to get my way.
It's still possible that it'd present to you what House you'd be put into with a personality quiz, but still give you the option to select a different one for role-playing purposes. Recent PMD titles do this.
Why does slytherin look like sewers?
Also
>Joining the house of malgoy
I'm doing my part.
>i got hufflepuff
its fricking over, isnt it?
I'd be more concerned about the shark patronus
>shark
baste
Nothing wrong with Hufflepuff. Robert Pattinson was a Hufflepuff and a Chad.
>shark
No, you won.
>shark
Fug, jealous
Dude, I got a fricking rat as my patronus, sharks are badass. Also, giga-chad Cedric was in Hufflepuff, so it can't be all bad.
>giga-chad Cedric
>giga-chad
>dies immediately
Sick patronus doe. I got a Crow, based but its not a frickin shark
>anon got a shark
>I got a fricking dolphin
Now I feel like a homosexual
Apparently dolphin is one of the most common ones as well, so you're a normal gay as well.
Hufflepuff has all the loose witches
link?
I feel like i'm a shit wizard for this.
Am i a shit wizard?
I don't think it matters.
Evil maybe, but not nessicarily shit.
Imagine having the lack of self respect to get on Ganker and seriously claim that trannies are FOR this game. lmao. Absolutely mindbroken.
I realized something; I'm fricking done with vidya. Everything is getting priced at 70+ for the standard editions, they are aesthetically designed by committee, and the gameplay formula is paint by numbers. Can someone name one (1,singular,individual) developer with a unique concept? Or don't, I don't care; I'm too broke and too tired to care at this point. Now please give me your (you)'s homosexuals!
>priced at 70+ for the standard editions
Of course, why wouldn't you pay extra to be an early access unpaid bug tester?
buthole seriously,
Just stop buying unfinished, perpetually online games. From AAA to basement-dwelling indie, just stop.
This post convinced me to preorder it again.
I preordered it for my wife's son's dead grandma.
RIP in peace Shaniqua.
$50 in 2001 money is $84 dollars today. Games are insanely cheap. Get a job homosexual.
Telling people on Ganker to get a job is like telling Superman to snort kryptonite
If they're complaining about the price of a product that's objectively cheaper now than it was "back in the good old days" then I can only assume they're either children, unemployed, or both.
>Hufflepuff
This is akin to calling me a homosexual.
>find out more about your patronus
>it's one of the rarest ones
>nothing about it
>apparently almost 100 out there
>only shows top 20
>nothing about the other 80 or so
The frick is this lazy shit? Funny thing is I hate dogs, and I got a goddamn chow?
Yeah there is a certain lack of lore for that kind of shit.
The setting partially lives from the amount of crazy fans that write their own headcanon about this, especially the astrology tier women, it's insane how much they shat about in the past.
Trannies just cannot concern troll without making it obvious.
They're so bad at it that I'm starting to wonder if this isn't some weird triple backflip troll where they're pretending to be a troony pretending to be a /misc/ anon. They're so bad at it that it almost strains credibility.
troony, troony ON Ganker!
Yes they're really so bad at showing how a troony loving game is against trannies. Kek
You're still being obvious
Even down to writing style.
Worst patronus possible?
Will this game allow me to get a bully Slytherin gf whose cold-hearted b***h heart melts only for me?
Sort of, her heart doesn't actually melt for you either, she uses the imperious curse on you to force you to suck her toes while she looks at you with disgust
What does it even mean to have "transgender character options"
Mother fricker if I can pick whatever sex for my character I want and then self insert it's already a transgender character option by default. Unless the game somehow forces me to play my actual sex literally every game with sex options is a transgender character option.
I don't fricking get it.
I don't get it either. Its single player, so its not like trannies will be running all over the game
>Now the argument is BRO SO WHAT IF IT HAS TRANSGENDERED OPTIONS instead of BUY THIS GAME THE TRANNIES HATE IT!!!!!
Kkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk
Different people have different opinions. I NEVER cared out the character creator being "trans friendly" because I will not be making a trans character in this single player game
I'm not telling anyone to buy this game, I'm just fricking curious what these homosexuals think to accomplish
According to the articles it's the fact that your label of wizard or witch is not dependent on body type or voice options. But my goddamn question is why the frick would anyone that's dysphoric go out of their way to make themselves look like how they actually look and then only change the designation to witch or wizard as they believe applies
Frick that'd be a nightmare. Imagine playing a game and having to look at a character that looks absolutely NOTHING like you actually want to look as and literally the only thing is that they call you the "right gender"
No troony will fricking do that. They'll just fricking make the character look like whatever gender they believe to be.
Seriously I don't fricking understand.
short of complete random chance or a convoluted system to obscure the sortingprocess, everyone already knows where they're going
now the game might surprise us and tie the selection to something not quite obvious like earlier choices we weren't aware would have an impact
but most likely, it will be the same obvious questions
I'm based.
>house bad guy
>italian name
>shit wand
1/10
>italian name
Anon...
Forget about it
>that game you've been seeing troon meltdowns over for a month straight?
>well actually, the troons love it!
>bet you hate it now, don't you you transphobic chud!
reddit isn't sending their best
I'm starting to believe reddit is actually sending their best, their best is just simply abysmal.
>you know that game we said we should buy to own the troons?
>well, its the most woke game in existence with mutts everywhere and promotes troony values
Agreed, Reddit really isnt that great.
Don't care. I am looking forward to giving it a pirate and downloading the make everyone white and akabur mods.
Which house has the cute traps with soft tushies?
i know almost nothing about harry potter
how did i do and what does this say about me?
You got a limp b***h microwand.
Anything less than 14" for wand Length is basically a fricking joke. 13 3/4' is like absolute minimum cutoff. 14" wands are gigachads. But really you want at the LEAST a 14 1/4" to be considered an actual wizard.
oof
what determines the length of your wand?
Wether you claimed to be short, average tall.
>giving a shit about wand length
>when it's only related to body height
Keep height frauding you manlet. NGMI
Tinywand hands wrotethis post.
>t. insecure manlet
7 inches is more than enough. It's not about how big it is, it's about how you use it
>Defending Wandlets
disgusting
Cope, seethe, dial8
BTW my wand
The power of the wand comes from it's thickness anyway
>Not using a staff
Limp wristed homosexual detected
>dropping
That word makes no sense in this context.
Slytherin
>snakes
awesome
>the color green
awesome
>just fricking evil
awesome
>only school thats white
awesome
Merlin was the goodest most powerful wizard ever and he was Slytherin.
Everyone who chooses a house other than Gryffindor is a contrarian. Slytherin is the evil house, Hufflepuff is the npc house, and Ravenclaw is the nerd house
People who pick Gryffindor are the same dudes who pick Mario in Mario Kart
>the same dudes who pick Mario in Mario Kart
Yes. I also always pick Ryu in Street Fighters, Sub Zero in Mortal Kombat, and Jin in Tekken. And when I play RPGs, I always go with the human male fighter.
Why? The classics are classic for a reason.
>not picking the best character
you gays can't even have a power fantasy unless you're power bottoming
>Slytherin is the evil house
Yes.
Oh boy.
Seeing all these sub-14" wands makes me actually want to vomit.
How do you microwandlets even live? Honestly I'd just kill myself if I were you.
Problem?
Good God at least you're not Hufflepuff.
>Problem?
For me? No.
For you? A small one, yes.
Mirin'
>unyielding flexibility
dafuq does that mean
it means my wand don't jiggle jiggle, it folds
Flaccid
Means that it goes hard and goes long. Like a 14 incher should.
non-meme answer in the image.
Sounds like a more rigid wand is worse.
Depends on what you want. Unyielding are more specialized but are extremely efficient and effective at what they do. A flexible is easily adaptable to more types of magic but does each one just okay.
Rigid is worse if you can't decide on what you want. Flexible is worse if you want power and precision. The thing is flexibility is reliant on the core. So what the core does matters. picrel is my core.
>unyielding
>rigid
>Cyprus
>Phoenix core
>slytherian
It this the true Ganker wand like when everyone played that jojo fan game and all got the same stand
What stand did everyone get?
I think it is called miracles been awhile since those 7th stand user threads
>unyielding
Cant stop
>rigid
Rock Hard
>Cant stop
>Rock Hard
No homie, I don't mean they have the same definition, I mean they're both flexibility. It can't be Unyielding and Rigid, it's the same stat, it can be either one or the other, not both.
>you cant do half an A press
Uhh.... Those are the same thing, anon.
Picrel.
Not really worse, while the bond between wand and wizard takes more to form it will also more likely not work as well for others.
It also tells a lot about the user. The more rigid ones are less likely to change and adapt but will also hold more true to their ideals and loyalties.
so the wand and owner is a prostitute?
Close enough.
They're your mom.
Same wood same core I'd have to check the exact length again also slytherin. Only thing you got one me is you have an eagle and I have a cat. Which I guess cats eat birds idk let's go lace some chocolate toads with laxatives and magic tripping spells then leave them in the hufflegays dorm for the fat flunkies. They'll be calling home for mummy after a bad trip and shitting all over hogwarts
>Which I guess cats eat birds
Eagles are apex predators. Cats don't eat that kind of bird.
Do students get their own room or are they all sleeping in some open bunk situation? The Ravenclaw girls are "that age", might create some weird scenarios if they don't have adequate privacy
have they shown off anything but the horde mode gameplay?
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
We're going to join Hufflepuff and bully the homosexuals right?
Hufflepuff ARE the homosexuals
If this was an mmo it would be fun to have hufflepuff deathsquads killing every other house, then going back to the dorm to make the homosexuals cry by saying the N word.
>hyper accurate sorting hat
>all the narcissistic trannies get put in Slytherin
>all the n-word spamming anons who crave friends and gf's get put in Hufflepuff
>everyone chimps out
>implying most trannies aren't pro slytherin now because that's the house Rowling hates the most
Also just in general the internet fans for HP prefer slytherin because they're all about the evil bad boy/bad girl they want to fix and shit. Though in that scenario they self insert as a shy hufflepuff nerd.
I'm not projecting shut your prostitute mouth right the frick now.
Hmm, would I rather be a Slytherin, which would hold me to higher standards of achievement and have a cute Hufflepuff GF who loves me unconditionally, or would I rather be a Hufflepuff, which would give me broader social support and have a Slytherin GF who constantly challenges me?
I'd rather a Syltherin gf any fricking day but honestly the house question at this point is irrelevant
We're all 20 year old gays who have generally, a good understanding of ourselves. If for some reason the sorting hat was put on our head he'd just go with what we choose unless the person is that delusional about themselves (which can be a thing).
Now if you're an 11 year old little shit you don't know crap about who you really are deep down. So the sorting hat's there to find the core of you
>We're all 20 year old gays
...I'm in my mid '20s, FRICK
Asian GF's are heaven as long as they know you're going at 100%. Dip below that and they're hell.
Technically I'm 30 but the point applies regardless.
>Go at 95% for a week
>Treats you like Satan
Yeah wow, "Heaven".
You have no idea how good the sex is when you're in good, though.
All in all, though, I'm of the opinion that race mixing doesn't really work for most people. Maybe that makes me /misc/.
>Asian women
>How good the sex is
Are you joking? They're dead fish.
Not if they're into it.
>GF who constantly challenges me?
Ask any Asian man. There is no hell worse than that. There is a reason affairs and adultery are so permissive in those cultures.
everyone on this board fantasizes about being in one of those two relationships, I think
Slytherian gf will bail after awkwardly using an invisibility cloak for a month and you'll just miss her and go further into the dark arts. Go for the dumpy huffle b***h if you need a cheerleader
For me it's a racist, pureblood slytherin gf. Always bullying me and telling me what a disgusting mudblood I am. while I pump her full of my muggle born seed, breeding her harder than molly weasley
>get cornered by a bunch of Slytherins
>get ready for the worst
>your Slytherin GF comes barging around the corner and hexes 2 of them
>"NO ONE FRICKS WITH THE MUDBLOOD BUT ME"
>2 hours later you're applying murtlap essence on her face and crying profusely as you try to get rid of the words "BLOOD TRAITOR" that were magically carved into her face
Wholesome but tragic
>tragic
Are you sure? I read it like you're the one that carved blood traitor in her face during a session of edge play because she's that crazy about you.
>implying it isn't the beginning to a gargantuan revenge plot that ends with 3 students in the hospital a tearful confession that you'll find a way to give her a pureblood baby
The more you describe the more I imagine the female slytherin/female hufflepuff scenario.
Went through high school convinced I was a "Slytherin" personality wise and then got a Slytherin type GF, which made me realize I probably wasn't.
It's simultaneously wonderful and terrifying. Imagine driving a supercar at 200MPH.
The peak combo is either male gryfindor/female slytherin or female slytherin/female hufflepuff.
Game will 100% suck. They've only made shovelware before. I hope I'm wrong because I hate troons but it doesn't make sense to preorder.
Can I even get past the asscheeks of pawg wizards without a 12 incher wand bros?
Dumbledore will see you in his office.
>Dumbledore will see you in his office
But the last guy who went to Dumbledore's office has never walked the same since... he's always waddling and walking side to side like there's a stick up his ass. It's almost...like Dumbledore hexed him or something.
I don't care what house I got sorted into, I'd be in the library studying because I'm learning fricking MAGIC
>literally the most generic "people like you but you're pretty average" set I could have gotten
god I was fricking BORN to be a Hufflepuff
is this even going to affect anything besides the common room you will probably never visit beyond the first time it's introduced to you
Can you re-take the stupid test without creating a new account?
I got Gryffindor when I did it as a teen but I don't feel like one.
Also will the game itself have a test?
the one with the cutest girls
how many cute girls have we even seen so far
all that comes to mind is the redhead teacher and the hufflepuff poppy girl
Step aside wandlets
And now show your patronus
>And now show your patronus
Of course. As a batchad, I have nothing to hide
>spruce
>springy
Little Spruce Springsteen has to wingardium leviosia to resurrect his Phoenix core haha
>another Black person bragging about checking the spreadsheet for his 14.5" wand
This is getting embarrassing
I went in blind, wandlet.
30 days til i'm rolling niggie smalls into huffle puff my homies
>Everyone here is a slytherin
Could you gays be any less stereotypical?
i got ravenclaw when doing the quiz but personally feel like id be a hufflepuff
I'm a gryffindor, boss
I'm honestly either a slytherin or a hufflepuff I couldn't tell you
>He isn't a Ravenclawchad
>He isn't going to be nailing messy haired, smelly nerdy pussy every night
Couldn't be me
I'm slytherin because I like girl bullies. Simple as.
Sorry, but bullygirls are for puffboys
I'd go Ravenclaw but I'm afraid the Quidditch team is gonna suck.
you're fricking disgrace.
Because... I told you that patrons won't affect anything in the game?
It's not an input pressure thing, it's just a single state stat. It's basically the material.
How did I do?
>falcon
>alder
>dragon heartstring
>Womb tattoo optional
>optional
I'm absolutely disgusted, Salazar wouldn't have allowed such disgusting behavior.
Your wand says beta orbiter
Your patronus says you like to watch from a distance
You are someone who is greatly influenced by Ganker but lurks more than he posts. Congratulations you're gonna help us steal the griffinprostitutes panties as background Slytherian #3
Cool, whos panty to I get to keep after the raid?
>Black personin
>Niggindor
>Black personclaw
>Nigglepuff
>Gryffindor: Pubes styled in various shapes like hearts or lightning bolts
>Ravenclaw: Trimmed bikini area
>Hufflepuff: Full bush
>Slytherin: Brazilian (Womb tattoo optional but encouraged)
>womb tattoo
Bullshit. All Slytherin girls are secretly kissless virgins because they're all sheltered rich girls
>hufflepuff: full bush
The high T option.
Ravenclaw are all horny nerds that might never have fricked but know all the positions, Gryfindors are stacies/chads, Slytherin are rich kids that pretend to have fricked but are too sheltered for it and Hufflepuffs are single target sexuality that fall in love and that's that for life
Slytherin: too barren and cold
Gryffindor: too ostentatious
Ravenclaw: a bit snooty and gay, and there's a Black.
Hufflepuff: extremely comfy
Slytherin and Gryffindor are the houses of manly men.
Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff are the houses of breedable women.
DLCs can always happen, and this game is a guaranteed success, so we will have patronuses after one year
Will the game include a secret passage from the Slytherin girls dorm to the Male Hufflepuff dorms so the girls can go on nightly raids to humiliate and torment the Huffleboys?
apparently the character nigellius black is racist.
are you on windows xp?
I've never read any of these books or watched any of the movies so I don't know what this means.
Used a temporary email because frick that website for requiring a sign up.
The only hot characters in this game are fricking Aesop and Phineas
Somebody make a new thread. The other HP thread in the catalog is just /misc/ politics
Potternerds, Is my wand ass or OP?