Honest?

Honest Gankererdict?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was good.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty good.
    I want Kratos and Thor to rape me.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Combat has improved from 2018
    Puzzles don't allow you to solve them yourself as AI is constantly dropping hints
    Enemy variety is better
    Dialogue is bad, and too modern
    Realms/Environments are better and diverse
    Odin is a bad antagonist
    Freya is cute and a better companion
    Atreus sections SUCK ASS
    Thor and Heimdall are cool
    Only get to kill ONE god
    Side quests are better
    Most armor looks bad
    Spear is fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Freya is cute and a better companion
      I'll never forgiver this stupid studio for wasting such a prime milf like this. The theory about woke game studios making characters uglier than their IRL reference actors is true.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She looks better in the game. You have a bad taste

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm thinking kino

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Linear cutscene based movie game so just watch a playthrough if you want to experience it rather than wasting your money.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're into sony moviegames you'll probably like it.
    Just be honest with yourself.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    v liked it.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Overrated, didn't think you could even be more handholdy than the original games. Waaay too much talking which leads into the handholdy part of telling you and backseating your gameplay.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Boring over the showder cinematic walking simulator.
    > script is TLOU2-tier bad and makes no sense
    > one of the writers is a cuck
    > gore significantly less graphic in comparison with og games
    > gameplay is mediocre, the only fun part is fighting dragons and berserkers (after a shit ton of hrs of boring ass main quests)
    > Atreus is retarded
    > WE WUZ VIKANGZ N SHEEEIT
    > Kratos is a cuck now

    Last but not least:

    NPCS WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR 3 SECONDS

    If my friend hadnt gifted this game to me for christmas I'd be going after my refund. Playing this was torture.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If my friend hadnt gifted this game to me for christmas I'd be going after my refund. Playing this was torture.
      And yet you paid for it, and kept playing it despite allegedly hating everything about it. Very sad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Learn to read, retard.
        It was a gift from a friend and he kept pushing me to play it. I reached a point where I just kept playing it to see how worse the writing could get. It is almost as bad as TLOU2.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is a good dad to his wife's son.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Atreus is his biological son tho

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was good, but the Norse Saga truly should have been a trilogy

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its the best game at making you feel amazing while doing the smallest shit possible. Perfect for sony fans. Its literally that simpsons meme where milhouse is just blown the fuck away just typing in his name

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the first game bored me to death and I didn’t finish it will I like the sequel?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will be lost in the plot if you just picked up this game, so the first game is mandatory knowledge.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on what bored you.
      Its more fast paced and the combat has more variety and is bigger.
      (It does have some slower sections though).

      https://i.imgur.com/bUkVhi7.jpg

      Honest Gankererdict?

      I enjoyed it! Just like MGS and Yakuza , its a game with a lot of cutsences and story, so expect that going in.
      Great story and characters even though some of the humor didn't land for me.
      The combat was a huge step from from 2018 .

      (Seeing Jormugand and Thalmur and the Valkyries for the first time in 2018 was some of my favorite all time vidya moments ,but it feels less epic seeing them return .)

      I think its a better game than GOW 2018 , but not as mind blowing as GOW 2018 was at the time

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow worse than the 2018 one.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >moron angrboda so didn't buy

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the one with the 30 minute boar carrying section?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You also spend like 20 minutes carrying a crystal too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whatever floats your boat I guess

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Way worse than 2018. Bad enough that I appreciate the Greek games more now.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not watching a 20 hour movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but enough about yakuza slop

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped playing after and hour and switched to playing solitaire and RE3 with infinite ammo.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it sucks (´◡`)

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When a game wins awards for it's NARRATIVE, voice acting, and STORYTELLING instead of it's GAMEPLAY, that should tell you all you need to know

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good but overrated. Need ability to remove the constant hints. I know most people playing this are retarded but do us a favor

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cons
    >movie game
    >woke beyond belief
    >depressed walking simulator
    >somehow both boring and rushed
    >odin looks like a hobo, not godlike at all
    >modern day talk

    pros
    >very polished for a AAA title
    >combat is fun, when you're allowed to play

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10 hour Marvel movie.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember all the dragons returning for the "epic" conclusion of Ragnarok that you went through a lot of trouble to free in the previous game?
    Me neither. lol

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun game
    Back half of the story feels rushed, it needed a third game

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't play it, never will, that's my verdict

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    slop/10
    soulless garbage like this doesn't deserve a rating. Feels like a 40 hour HR conference, from braindead training-wheels gameplay to the virtue-signaling writing/direction
    western culture is dying, and corporate products like this are monuments to the nihilistic celebration of its departure.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didn't live up to my hopes and expectations story wise and odin was a shit villain, the Ragnarok section was so god damn bad and rushed. not a bad game by any means but fuck me going from 2018 on pc at 144hz to ps4 sequel days later was a colossal mistake

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty good. The writing was meh (everyone sounded like they were from current year Cali). The plot was good for the most part, but also it felt a bit rushed towards the end and they didn't handle the whole fate aspect well. In fact, I think it's biggest failing narratively speaking is the fact that the writers are clearly people who outright reject religion and mysticism, and not even reject it, but fundamentally cannot understand it or appreciate it, and it shows.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Combat is good
    Story is awful
    Graphics are ok
    6/10

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's the "devs wish they could make a movie, but instead make a walking movie simulator in a game" episode
    I'm thinking it's garbage. 2018 was overrated beyond belief already anyway.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's lots of game in God of War. The game has challenge rooms and randomly generated dungeons you could do to grind for gear and try different builds and optional bosses you could hunt for more gear. You can hunt for hidden chests too.
      You don't add in gamey stuff like that if you're trying to do a movie.
      Its got as much story as Kingdom Hearts or any popular JRPG.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's just a movie with a couple QTE segments
    you're genuinely better off just watching it on youtube, that's all the value you're going to get out of it without spending money
    there genuinely is nothing interactive about either of the 2 titles that is worth any money

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you got filtered or never played the game anon.
      Try doing the 100 enemy Muspelheum challenge or the randomly generated dungeons or tackling the optional post game bosses or challenge rooms and saying none of that is "interactive".

      Its a story heavy game, Just like Kingdom Hearts, Yakuza, MGS ..etc , but there's a lot of combat and puzzles and RPG stuff.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone claiming it’s a movie game wouldn’t beat a single Valkyrie let alone a berserker king.
        Literally basing opinion on trailers and whatever Ganker says.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The berserker fights were a lot of fun but that one fight where they throw 3 at you at once is BS, took me 4 hours to beat on GMGOW

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my GOTY for sure, I can’t comprehend why people put ER over this.

    >great combat - genuinely fun to get good at it and try out new stuff. When you get challenged it never feels cheesy. Big enemy boss fights are cool and not just hitting their legs. However some enemies like the frogmen and those tiny things are definitely overused.
    >each boss type feels unique and enemy variety greatly improved over 2018
    >optional content feels like a part of the story and not just fetch quests with no substance
    >story is mostly great apart from a couple of missteps. Freya conflict resolution, Thor, finally properly bonding with the son, accepting the loss and Kratos getting what he deserves is pure kino.
    >Ragnarok itself is a bit fumbled and rushed but overall resolution and the fact that they baited Kratos dying is great.
    >I actually liked that mask was bait because the whole thing was out of place and Atheneum trusting Odin after all of that would be retarded
    >genuinely did not expect the Tyr thing
    >dialog is good apart from some cringe here and there and constant combat shoutouts. At least 80% of the banter is good, which can not be said about most other games.
    >handholding is a bit much, but puzzle assisting complaints are largely overblown. A lot of puzzles don’t get any hints at all.
    >biggest annoyance is constant praising for everything. “Nicely done” says Mimir after crates chops an innocent elf in half.
    >modern language complaint I also don’t really get. What do you want to see “thou arts offended me Thor, I shall proceed to dismember you now?” Original GoW games never had any pompous language, it was always casual.
    Tone is a bit off sometimes tho. Especially when they chat about something sad and serious and then suddenly switch to “Nicely done” stuff.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /v/.... We can't become like this....we have standards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with many of the things you wrote about but because of this I don't understand how you can say it's Goty.
      It's a good game but far from being the best Gow or Goty.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well nothing else but Elden Ring comes close in 2022, and I have even more complaints about it. Most important one - I did not have fun after 20 or so hours. Last 30% of the game I was finishing out of spite, just going through the motions without any care whatsoever.

        And while in GoW I had some cringe sighs here and there, some disappointments along the way - I was glued to the controller till the end and even platinumed it after.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, I loved that they had the balls to give Kratos a happy and hopeful ending. It was refreshing to see that in a time when everything is jaded and cynical.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pros:
    Sif sexy mommy tier big blonde tit boob great waifu
    Great graphics (i played on PS4)
    Environments are cool and a lot more varied than 2018
    Combat is better and the spear is fun
    Thor based

    Cons:
    Too much shit going on, should've been two games
    I don't know much about Norse myth but Odins little town is shit and underwhelming
    Dialogue is way too quippy and capeshitty
    Seriously reads like a marvel film
    Odin is cringe
    The UI is dogshit and a lot worse than 2018 which was already bad

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    another over-the-shoulder walking sim with boring combat that's trying to ape the last of us

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anthony Burch /10

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A solid 7/Elden Ring

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