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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How did he get so many sims on his lot?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How embarrassing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i hope these chopper homosexuals all got the flu. frick em

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Devs better add in an rpg to the game so I can blow those frickers outta the sky

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The op is from sims not zomboid you stupid zoomer homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I really thought that first pic was zomboid for a minute

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The op is from sims not zomboid you stupid zoomer homosexual

          Zomboid would make the perfect MMO sims if you take away the zombies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For my last few saves my sleep schedule was so fricked up I slept through it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Another proof Zomboid threads are mad by automated bots

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Must be some rich Carpool to be able to afford an old car. Especially one that's street legal.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse! You can't make me!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a single video game character who is more PUNISHED than Mortimer fricking Goth? Because I really don't think there is.

    >live in a nice, big house
    >have a hot wife
    >happy marriage
    >it all gets ruined the day that the loser at the end of the neighborhood moves in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was dead in a week once I arrived

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The most cucked man in existence

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And the Sims 4 BLACKED him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pick the goth family
      >play Mortimer exclusively
      >frick all the b***hes
      >divorce bawd wife
      >beat annoying child

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vacation Island... home...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just don't understand how this guy is taking a cruise on a dare devil's salary

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can you imagine walking from the warm sandy beach up to a frigid mountain and it's like half a mile?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is there an easier way to reset a neighborhood than to just reinstall?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Making Magic aesthetics is fricking kino. Iove that old timey/over the garden wall look. I wish there where more games in that style.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Superstar made it way harder

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    crasj

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you frickers are making me want to download the old sims, frick frick frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I already fricking took the bait and i'm downloading the full game, pls send help

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So then go do it.
      It can't be more than a couple gigs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same
      but only to speedrun cucking Mortimer
      is that a valid category?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the ONLY valid category. First thing I always do is take Bella Goth from Mortimer. Sure, I'd frick everyone in the neighborhood, but Bella was always first.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Think you can do it in one Sim day. Probably less.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's the talk of the neighborhood

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      F A S H I O N

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What did you put in your Pyramid of Power?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, everything. Everything there is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Traps, secret tunnels, offerings etc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >all the best furniture
      >crime boss job
      >stole bella goth from mortimer
      >lots of giant, empty spaces
      >takes like 3 hours to walk across the house to take a piss

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when this was considered controversial.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Still isn't as disturbing as the webm of chinks eating actual fetus's.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The chink webm you're talking about is definitely disturbing, but this sims webm is fricking hilarious. I never understood how the babby BBQ was considered disturbing in any way. It's comedy gold

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            don't worry, if it's the video i'm thinking about, it's fake from an old shock art display with food made to look like fetuses. still fricked up, but funnier.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >has a job
    >car looks like shit
    Do people really think this is acceptable? Just lease something new.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not much of a job

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >open it
      >immediately close it
      >>.png

      You fricker

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AHHHHHHHH

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Sims 5 when?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does it matter?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zomboid > CDDA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get Sims 1
    >download hundreds of item and texture packs
    >open cheat console and get rich
    >buy land on top the hill and flatten it
    >spend 3 hours autistically crafting a huge mansion and decorating it with the most expensive luxury items
    >let my sim live the luxury NEET life on cheated money and train him in the arts, read, play, do everything to become the perfect sim
    >get a job and quickly rise the ranks
    >start socializing to force a woman to live in my palace as fast as possible
    >now have 2 sims to manage
    >despite wealth, wisdom, talent, charisma etc. sims become grouchy
    >can't manage work, social life, hygiene, food, fun at the same time and sims get depressed
    >house fire after house fire
    >burglar gives rich sims with security system PTSD
    >get demoted, sim wife starts cheating
    >sim becomes suicidal, no hope left
    >send sim to swim in the pool and remove the ladder
    >sim dies and uninstall game
    Shit's broken just like real life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >start socializing to force a woman to live in my palace as fast as possible
      Big mistake.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're late for your job as a slacker

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sul sul

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the woohoo cutscene from 2

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sims threads

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